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[channoticedmeuwu]

GRRRR ARF ARF ARF BARKKKKK BRWDY IN THE BUIDLINGGGG 😎🍞

(haha swewtie if i make tupos its okay i dont have my glased on HAHSHSH)

ANHJOWU how was ur xay sweetie??? was it iNTesreStiBg ?!?!! i hope u had fun and i actually hope u witnessed random shit in ur life 2day HWHSHSN

SO earlier, i woke up at 6 am, did some yofa , i meditated and i tried to hunt for doyoungs spirit (weird shjt, i know love,,,) AND THEN i had some brekafast ?!! i ate,,, well,,. bluebetry juixe * insert clown emoji too lazy to put it there *

THEN i pealayed some scales on my violin,, and treated myseld with skme good old channnitixedmejwu (ths spelling of channoticedmeuwu needs help oh my fuckibg god * insert crying emoji*) content and i listened to doyoubs wish you were gay and bad guy cober ?!!

also its so weird cuz ,,, ive been an nshittyzen nctzen for almsot 4-5 ywars :o damn 😩😩😩 i have gone trhu half of the shjt nct and nctznens go thru back then HAHSJSJ

NOWWWWW its tkme fkr u to shine loml,, SO LIEK i love u so much u lnow that shit cuz i knkw u know we lnow lee know AND ONXE AGAIB, YOU DEAERVE ALL THE CHICKEN NUGGIES AND THE LOVE IN THE WHOOOOOOLE WIDE WLRRRRRLD !!! ugh just some good old channoticedmewuwu love cuz channoticedmeuwuw deserves kt!,, goodness vracious i love u so mich

~jaejhyun and kai' s bready bread anon who needs help cuz brewdy cant spell !! 🍞

also ka i im so sorry if u donr undersstand this ask u can delete if u want <3

BITCG IM LIKE CONFUSED HAPPY SCREAMING RN AHAJAJBKDHD OML I'M CHOKING WAIT

.....okay what the fuck

I WAS EATING RAW COCONUT THAT MY GRANDMA GAVE ME AND I CHOKED AHAHAHVDJDBDV

BB YOU TYPE LIKE UR DYING I LOVE IT OML one day when u wanna you better be in my dms every second of the day smh LIKE AHAVDGJDVDJ

IM GLAD U HAD A GOOD DAY BB AJAJJSHDJ I WAS WATCHING SARANGHOE AND WISHING I WAS TALLER BC QUEEN IS 5'5 SMH planning on starting a workout routine when June 1st hits bc I need to grow taller before I hit 16 AHAHH only one year left help

ALSO WHAT THE FUVK NO U DESERVE ALL THE CHICKEN NUGGIES IN THE WORLD >:((( WHY U SO CUTE SMH AHAHSVJDVDJ

AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TOO EHEHHEHAIDVDJDB BETTER BE DRINKING THAT WATER PLANTY

#ask kai #my lil bready #🍞 anon #MWAH MWAH MWAH CUTIE #WEAR UR GLASSES ITS BAD FOR UR EYES IF U DONT

[theaterboyinwonderland]

U make me answer 25 q I make u answer 1-50 :^)

Hey! Fuck you you hoe :D Tumblr mobile wouldnt let me.copy paste so i wrote this shit in a google doc admire how.much energy i put into this. You fuck 1) counter couch or top of the dryer? Easy couch its comfy and easy to sit on. Plus diff postions are easier2) Your last sexual encounter? Good or bad and why? Depends,  do u count phone sex? If so ugh…? A week ago? irl probs like...4 or 5 months ago. For real sex like 2 or 3 years. Phone sex was good! My mans hot. Irl dude was also goo! Hes a pretty close friend ive hooked up with b4 and probs will later but eh. And for real sex god he sucked. Last longer bro3)Fictional person you think would be good in bed? Lust from FMA.4)Something that never fails to make you horny?  A guy biting my neck and saying “like that baby/love/ect” my neck is SUPER sensitive and a homie love a good pet name5)Where is one place youd never have sex? A hospice 6)The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when? I was with the dude from 2 and we were both WASTED. He like wanted me.to blow him so naturally i did but he thrusted into me without telling me. Now heres the thing i got a gag reflex but i can control it kinda well. Drunk me however cant and if a long phallic thing goes down outta nowhere i also cant. Anyway so i puked on him. Needless to say we didnt finish that night. 7) Weirdest thing to ever turn you on? When i was a kid id get horny  hearing the sex sounds from fable. Which after replaying them are SOOO bad8)What is the best way to sexually bind someone?Im a sub bottom dude dont fuvking ask me. Probs get them to love you?9)Fastest way to make you horny? Pin me to a bed force eye contact and then kiss/bite me neck/throat. Dirty talk also helps.10Top or bottom? Bottom 11)We were about to have sex but then…. I probs said im tired 12)Is one orgasm enough ? Are multiple necessary? SEE…depends..i fucking HATE over stim. I legit banned jd from doing it to me. THAT BEING SAID. If irs an ALL NIGHT thing and i only.cum.once (probs at the end edging fuck) im gonna be a mess. 13)Something you've hidden in your room that you dont want anyone to find? The body14)Weirdest  nickname a SO has ever called you? Ugh...idk ive never gotten more than babe till i started dating jd and his are nice like baby/my prince/my everything. I use cringy ones like darling  sweetie honey. Ughh t help one guy see if he liked she/her pronouns i called him princess. He later decided he like he/him so i just called him my prince15)Two things u like about oral? Taste, hearing a guy get more horny and start that low whimper/moan when they're close.16) weirdest sexual act someone has ever preformed  or tried to perform on you? All of my so and shit are basic af. Bondage and a collar are the furthest anyone has asked me. Though  a random asked if i was cool with water sports.17)Have u ever tasted yourself? Ive tasted my cum and it was….okay? Ive never sucked myself a bitcg aint flexable.18)Is it ever okay to not use a condom? Ive…never…..used….one...haha….19)Who was the sexiest teacher u ever had? I never had one but FUCK there one this one just outta college  history teacher (who apt had a big dick) and like DAMN he was fine.20)A food you would like to use during a sexual experience? I dont really wanna do food stuff? Its to messy and like...a waste of food? 21)How big is to big? 10+22)One sexual thing you would never do? IF YOUR FEET EVEN COME CLOSE TO FUCKING TOUCHING ME.23)biggest turn on? Wasn't this a q already? On a guy in gen i love singers. Abs and blonde hair dont hurt. Also being taller than me.24)Three spots that drive u insane? Neck hips collar bone25)Worst possible time to get horny? At work sense i work with old people (hey cas coulda stopped here you furry pope fucker)26)Do u like it when yoursexual partner moans? HELL FUCKING YEAH I DO! Im super audio based and i lovethat. I also have a praise kink so like moans are basically praise27)Worst sexual idea you ever had? What if i was straight?28)How much fapping is to much fapping? Ugh...HMMM...if you do it more than 3 times EVERY day maybe stop 29)Best sexual compliment youve ever had? So at the party me and the friend were at there wa:. Him. My ex. And another fuck buddy of.mine. a q came up about who gives rhe best head and whos the best kisser AND ALL OF THEM SAID ME. I was like “i am a damn good kisser “ and my ex said “fuck ya he is”30)Bald, landing strip, jumanji? Do whatever idc. Hairs hair.31)Is it good sex if you dontnut? No. Im impatient and needy.32) If they *love me* we fucking33)Fav part of your body? My eyes! I think they're nice. Other than that i hate myself lmao34)Fav forplay activities.  Idk never done much. Pinned make out sound like a blast with grinding35)Love or sex? Love. Id rather have someone who really cares about me over a good fuck.36)What do u wear to bed? Underwear.  Im not a pj or commando kinda guy37)First time u masturbated? Ugh….i must been like 11? It was b4 like i ever knew what it was and b4 i could cum. 38)Do u have any nude/masturbating pics/ videos of yourself? My boyfriend lives in another country, what do u think?39)Have you ever/when was the last time u had sex outside. Ive never had SEX but ive blown a couple.dudes in either a park or a park bathroom.  One time.in a casino parking lot40)Have/wouldu have sex in public. See 39? Full blown sex PROBS NAH but bjs probs 41)Have/would u have a 3some?Ive had one! The ex and the fuck buddy while me and the ex were together.  We never fucked but we all blew each other. Slash im down for a polyam resltionship if my partner is so id always be down. Slash slash me and jd are horny as fuck and have talked about having threesomes b4 so ye42)What is 1 random object you've used to masturbate? Ugh…? I humped my bed b4? Idfk?43)Have/would u ever masturbate at work/school. Ive blown several guys at school. So yeah id jo there.  Work ive debated but thats cause SOMEONE os a fucking tease. 44)Have/would u ever have sex on a plane. No45)What is one song youd like.to have sex to? Dead girl walking.46)What is something nonsexual that makes you horny ? Hey fuck u i said this one47)Most attractive celeb? Thomas sanders or tom holland. now THATD be a threesome. Please no one show thomas this.48)Do u watch gay/lesbian poor? Why/why not? HMM I FUCKING WONDER49) If a child was born on the occasion of the last time u had sex, how old would that child be? 2 or 3 years old. God i need to get fucked. Soon50)Has anyone ever posted nude pics of.you online? No and if they do I'll murder the prick.Thanks for the qs cas i stg the next time u post an over 50 ask im.making u do them all :’) love you bb 💛 that was more fun than i thought itd be

[shrubforhire]

Questions 1-100

100: who was the last person that you pinky promise? idk

1: is there a boy/girl in your life? Yes!!!! My lovely gf

2: think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? I cant remember the last person who hurt me

3: what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” Rawr XD

4: what’s something you really want right now? The tender touch of my beloved

5: are you afraid of falling in love? I was,, but im getting used to it hehe

6: do you like the beach? yes!

7: have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? yup

8: what’s the background on your cell? My girlfriend and her friend recreating a frame from charlottes web

9: name the last four beds you were sat on? Mine, isaacs, cecelias, ben

10: do you like your phone? Nah this bitch is old as hell and regularly doesnt work

11: honestly, are things going the way you planned? yes!

12: who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? Probs chanel!

13: would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler? Any dog

14: which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? emotional

15: would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? It dependsssssss,,,,, there are some that are def boring, but usually art museum

16: are you tired? Tired of this SHIT

17: how long have you known your 1st phone contact? All my life cuz its my dad lol

18: are they a relative? yup

19: would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? NOOOOOOOOOOO

20: when did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? today!

21: if you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? Not today cuz im literally 19

22: would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Bitch hell yea

23: how many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? I have a watch>??

24: is there a certain quote you live by? We cant all be winners

25: what’s on your mind? My gf

26: do you have any tattoos? no

27: what is your favorite color? purple

28: next time you will kiss someone on the lips? Better be tonight bitch!!!!!!!!!

29: who are you texting? My gf

30: think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? Yup ;)

31: have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? Every fuckig time

32: do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? Not a single one

33: do you think anyone has feelings for you? I HOPE THE FUCK THEY DO

34: has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? yea

35: say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? I need to rly think through this to restrain my immediate reaction which is murder

36: were you single on valentines day? Every single one bihhhhhh

37: are you friends with the last person you kissed? Yea :)

38: what do your friends call you? bottom

39: has anyone upset you in the last week? yea

40: have you ever cried over a text? BITCG (yes)

41: where’s your last bruise located? I dont think i have any rn?

42: what is it from? Its not there, but if it were it would b dance

43: last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? This summer at my house

44: who was the last person you were on the phone with? isaac

45: do you have a favourite pair of shoes? Me combat boots

46: do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? no

47: would you ever go bald if it was the style? Hhhhhhh no

48: do you make supper for your family? Yea sometimes, not a ton

49: does your bedroom have a door? yup

50: top 3 web-pages? Musictheory.net ukutabs.com ultimateguitartabs.com

51: do you know anyone who hates shopping? yes

52: does anything on your body hurt? My ASS (its dance shut up)

53: are goodbyes hard for you? Yes oh my gosh

54: what was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? Moscow mule

55: how is your hair? sexy

56: what do you usually do first in the morning? Check phone

57: do you think two people can last forever? yes

58: think back to january 2007, were you single? I was 7,,,,, lololol

59: green or purple grapes? green

60: when’s the next time you will give someone a big hug? rn

61: do you wish you were somewhere else right now? W my gf lowkey

62: when will be the next time you text someone? Idk, soon probs

63: where will you be 5 hours from now? Sleeping i fuckin hope

64: what were you doing at 8 this morning. sleeping

65: this time last year, can you remember who you liked? Kiana lol

66: is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? Not to be gay but,,

67: did you kiss or hug anyone today? I hugged,,,,,, but im still waiting :(((((((

68: what was your last thought before you went to bed last night? I hope im not hungover tomorrow

69: have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? EVRYR FYCKDINT TIME

70: how many windows are open on your computer? 23

71: how many fingers do you have? 8

72: what is your ringtone? idk

73: how old will you be in 5 months? 19

74: where is your mum right now? Hopefully havin a good night :)

75: why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? I AM HAHAHAHAHAHA BITCH

76: have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? Earlier today :)))))))))))

77: are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? yup!

78: do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? I was still picking random wonderbread lookin ass boys to have a crush on,, but subconsciously???? Every single girl in my class. There was this girl named talia and i thought her name was so pretty and she had this deep raspy voice and oh ym god

79: is there anyone you know with the name mike? No thank god

80: have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? Yea :’)

81: how many people have you liked in the past three months? 1

82: has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? Probably? I room w 2 other girls so we just kinda nakey sometimes

83: will you talk to the person you like tonight? YES BITCH

84: you’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? My friends?? What kind of q is this?

85: if your bf/gf was into drugs would you care? Depends if its hard drugs lol, if its weed i’d be okay,, if its anything more i would b a little worried

86: what was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? Nothing eventful ever happens when i see movies lol

87: who was your last received call from? isaac

88: if someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? Thats fucked up bro,, u jus want ppl to admit they fucked up,,,, this is the plot of every dystopian movie yes i would

89: what is something you wish you had more of? confidence

90: have you ever trusted someone too much? Every fuckin time

91: do you sleep with your window open? no

92: do you get along with girls? Oh bitch,,,,,,,, i gEt alOnG with girls

93: are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? What the fuck,,,,,,,,, uuhhhhfuhh yes

94: does sex mean love? Not necessarily,, its watever u want it to mean babey!!!!

95: you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? Jesus christ

96: have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? no

97: did you sleep alone this week? Yea :(

98: everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? Hehehehehehehe yea

99: do you believe in love at first sight? No, i believe in infatuation and attraction at first sight, but not love