#okay i do thats a lie

[gunsatthaphan]

I'm having trust issues 🤨

#only friends #only friends series #only friends the series #only friends ep8 #ofts #firstkhao #sanray #sand x ray #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #gmmtv #I DONT TRUST YALL #im gonna believe it when i see it with my own 2 eyes #until then im calling SUS #jkdhfgfd #ALL MEN DO IS LIE #(affectionate) #when first said that about episode 6 it was probably his voices 💀 #so its okay if thats the case bc we all know he cant control them dkjghdf #but anyway like I want them to reconcile but i dont want sand to give into ray before he broke up with mew???? #like that would be so fucked up #so pls get this right @jojo #no cheating pls thank #also what about sands ex-hookup??? #is that still happening or #cuz if so and its not a flashback then 💀💀💀💀 #god im tired dfkjhgfd #brb gonna rewatch our skyy 2 x the eclipse #thats the only kind of softness im here for

[stiffyck]

What if people started saying "I need to exercise more" or "I need to eat a bit healthier" instead of "I need to lose weight"

You can be healthy and fat

#and also #you dont need to be healthy all the time #some people will never be healthy #stop trying to be overly healthy if its at the cost of your happiness and mental health #you can eat junk food every once in a while and you dont need to feel bad about it #you can eat sweets #you can lie in bed all day if you need to just chill out and get some proper rest #you dont need to constantly be healthy and at the top of your game #stiff talk #delete later #maybe idk #this will probably stay up who knows #man it just hurts me when someone whos healthy and who looks good says “i need to lose weight” #like yea okay if thats what you wanna do go for it #but i think youre fine as you are #idk man im just rambling

[feelo-fick]

WELCOME TO PHIO'S EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT AU HOUR!!!

"Oh, FINALLY, another visitor! It's so quiet in here, it's unnerving..."

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This AU was meant to be posted on halloween but eh.... Happy Thanksgiving? HAHAHHA

still dont have a name for it, but basically, back in october i was suddenly hit with the need to have a halloween au, so now we have ghost-ified prismo and vampire/witch-ified scarab :D ( although didnt finish the scarab reference spread in time because uh, school and i lost motivation unfortunately )

au synopsis and rambling below the cut!!

the premise of this au is simple : scarab is a real estate agent whos known for his manners ( never barges in, always waits to be invited! though it is a little weird how he keeps asking to be let inside even if they already agreed that he was going to come over... ) and efficiency at his job - that is, convincing people to buy high-end housing for a good price. although his social skills need some... work, his ability to persuade people isnt something to be laughed at.

unfortunately for him, persuading the higher-ups is a completely different story - which he learned the hard way after flunking something big for the company. they dont choose to fire him, no. instead, they put him through a trial, assigning him to sell their most unprofitable property : the mansion in a small town locally known for being haunted by an "evil spirit". if scarab manages to sell it (for good profit) within six months, he is excused and is able to go on with his job. if not... well, best not to think about it, yes? after all, he'll succeed with ease - all he has to do is dispel any worries about some fake "ghost" that only exists as a result of filthy rumors. maybe clean up the place. not too hard, right?

meanwhile, stuck inside said mansion is an extremely bored prismo. hes been hangin around this place for like... how many years now? forty? a hundred? meh, all the same, lately the place has been quieter than usual. i mean- of course people dont just walk into a creepy mansion every day, but there would usually be at least a few bold kids or vloggers coming in now and then for him to entertain but even then they wouldn't stay long ( for obvious reasons ). and now, just some unbound spirits or dumb animals would pass by and thats about it. a guy can only entertain himself for so long, yknow?

that is, until today. when some posh-looking business man entered the premises and started snooping around ( whats the deal with that, by the way?? ). must be prismo's lucky day!! this is the perfect chance to pull out all the stops and play the FUNNIEST prank ever! hah!

... oh. looks like things've gotten a little out of hand.

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WOOT WOOT WOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!! im so so happy to finish this because ohhhhh my god this has taken ages for no reason other than the fact that ive been really dragging myself to make presentable art JSNDJSJXNSJX.... i realize that i have never worked in real estate ( or at all ) which means i have probably fucked something up but uhh um ill deal with the backlash later :"D im also realizing how many odd unanswered bits and bobs this au is going to have in the future, which... i am ignoring for the most part for now, but there are SOME things that i DO have figured out like ghost lore... but thats for another time, for now i leave you with this >:)

#again i do apologize for not including scarabs reference SOB it was taking so looooong and if i didnt finish it by now i wouldve just never #posted it at ALL so im glad im able to get this out now #again still dont have a name... but would love suggestions if people have any :D #ive been thinking so hard about the name and havent landed on aaaanything dude #creepy crawlies? tell-tale?? witching hour?? GAHH THERES SO MANY OPTIONS AND I DONT KNOW WHETHER I WANT TO GO WITH SYMBOLISM OR SILLY SIMPL #but anyways time for real tags #prohibitedwish #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #uhh idk what else to put HAHAHHA #dont wanna tag fionna and cake cause i feel like thats just a lie idk #ACKKK I CANT BELIEVE IM FINALLY POSTING THIS I AM. SO NERVOUS MY HANDS ARE SO SWEATY YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW #okay okay. sending post now oh god

[ryssbelle]

trying to be more active starting by tryna post all the stuff I've been neglecting to ;w; Heres a doodle I did for @sparkspsps of @heroesspirit Ravio!! I've done a lot of heroes spirit art so expect to see a lot of it, its a very good comic so yall better get your eyes on it and your hands reblogging!!

#my art #heroes spirit #hs au #heroes spirit au #hs ravio #heroes spirit is in no way shape or form related to linked universe so please dont tag it as lu #people have been doing that lately and its like bro pls #i love lu but you gotta know whats lu and whats not #its not the only links meet au #it wasnt the first and it wont be the last #again i love it but lu fans comprehend that not everything is lu challenge pls #anyway #i love hs ravio #he's very cute #and scrunkly #i'd let him scam me #okay thats a lie #but i'd give him a little bit of leeway #not save scum as much #let him have like 3 rupees XD #he's a little guy

[crowleydimitri]

vampires when they are covered in blood and look like feral cryptids >>>>> also i think he deserves to go a little wild, as a treat. the man carries the whole household on his shoulders let him go crazy!!!

#i just think hes neat #okay thats a lie i think hes a lot more than that #marry me #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits 2014 #wwdits fanart #wwdits viago #viago von dorna schmarten scheden heimburg #blood tw #my art

[anxiously-sidequesting]

#inspired when i saw an ad on youtube for wizard101 #where it said “come play for free and explore 16 different worlds!!!” and i was like okay thats a fucking lie #you cant even get all the way through the FIRST world #personally i think its stupid and inconvenient to have to pay to play the MAIN QUESTLINE #for the people who dont have time to grind the set amount of time you pay for membership or those who dont have money #you either pay for a year and are pressured to do as much as you can before time runs out #or you're stuck doing nothing. there's very little you can do without membership #like the main selling point of the game is so you can finish the story. thats what we download the game for in the first place #it gives you the impression that the priority here is your money and not the consumer's enjoyment and comfort #like there are plenty of games who make the entire game free and still are well off #we pay like 40-50 dollars on bundles and even more than that on crowns. that should be more than enough #there are other games where if you dont have membership it barely affects your gameplay experience overall #or games that have no membership function but still can make decent money #imo having to pay to just actually play the game doesnt make it free. like yeah you can do other stuff like fish and duel each other- #and thats it. you walk around the commons and talk ig #thats like the biggest reason i dropped the game its just wayy too expensive and inconvenient to play it #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #polls

[spicyvampire]

Absolutely hilarious that when Sean said "the gay demographic" the camera crew pan the camera on Guillermo as if every single person in the room wasn't gay

#what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #i know they probably did it cuz they try to make guigui the resident 'has his head on his shoulder' #when we all know thats a lie but still #wwdits #oh damn okay they do know the whole gang is gay alright

[god-of-this-new-blog]

“Then you'll just have to take me at my word. I'm not the same person I was.” — Kompromat by @lightyaoigami

#real tags first u know the drill #death note #deathnote #lawlight #light yagami #l lawliet #my art #okay real tags done #consistent art style.. idk her #but oooo look at the pretty colors oooh #they are distracting you from my wildly heavy line work shhhhhhh #and its raining!! atmosphere!! and its all red lighting and stuff oooo #anyhow #this is a lil pick me up for monica #ALSO go read the fic #this is one of two things im doing for this fic #so go read it and by the time you’re done i’ll probably have the new art out lol #thats a lie the second thing i plan to do is going to be pretty involved #stay tuned #also L smoking is such a thing for me right now… what brand do we think he smokes? #I’m an american so to me Luckies are the hot sexy person’s poison… #but lets be real he couldn’t handle them.. too bitter #if im being real he smokes menthols which….. :/

[aemiron-main]

im not worried about the ga finding out about the gayness in st (ie byler endgame) at this point/them getting mad over it. what i AM worried (aka also excited about) is when the ga finds out about all of the trans/weird gender stuff in this show. esp with the matrix being confirmed inspo + the whole "henry creel isnt a chick" thing in tfs and patty vs patrick and the line "a boy like me" playing over a scene of karen wheeler putting on lipstick in s3 (lipstick that's the same colour as patty's lipstick in tfs that henry specifically points out). like im not saying patty karen etc are trans but i AM saying that theres some funky matrix-esque allegorical trans and twinner gender swap etc or smthn stuff going on here.

i can already see the headlines once people start to catch onto it- "WOKER THINGS?? MICHAELA WHEELER???? IS STRANGER THINGS MAKING YOUR KIDS TRANSGENDER? A Look Inside Netflix's Big Pharma Big Hit"

#stranger thing #combining every transphobic ragebait media title into one #ok thats a lie bc theres like 40 transphobic ragebait title stereotypes i didnt add #i did get the big pharma line in there though #even within byler tumblr too bc #while byler tumblr is accepting of like. mike and will being gay #half of them cant handle henry being gay #and even fewer are going to be okay with any allegorical etc trans stuff like #people are going to automatically label it a reach etc but at the same time take every scrap of gay byler stuff seriously #like how people STILL claim that the matrix has nothing to do with being trans #despite it not only being confirmed but also like. watch the movie. with your eyes and ears open #people expect neo to like. transition on screen and have a breakdown while wearing a wig because they have such a limited view of the trans #experience and also cant handle allegory/anything that isnt spoonfed to them meaning-wise

[sonknuxadow]

I don't want ships to become canon and I won't diss anyone's ships but I will diss Sonic characters being smooth flirts. I think it's because it feels really OOC to me but I firmly believe no one can actually flirt well in Sonic, not even Rouge.

SO REAL the amount of times ive seen sonic or shadow or whoever else be portrayed as super smooth and flirty and it made me go He would not fucking say that .

#they are silly teenagers who have zero romantic experience and have no idea what theyre doing . and thats okay #honestly sonic not being very good at flirting makes the idea of most of his rivals having a crush on him even funnier i will not lie #asks

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

any 'wait for it' girlies out there? nice nice just wanted to drop by and let you know that you are mentally unwell!! me too :) we can unpack why you latched onto those lyrics as a kid together <3

#elli i am staring at you 👁👄👁 STARING DIRECLTY AT U #i relistened the other day after our convo and HOLY FUCK NO WONDER I ATTACHED TO THAT SONG AS A CHILD BJADLSFDJKSL #the lyrics BRO ARE WE OKAY #I DONT THINK SO #anyways heres a very niche off brand callout post . if this speaks to u hmu #we can do some group therapy #aka play that song on repeat and sing all the lyrics still embedded in our brains from 5th grade #thats a lie we all know u didnt stop in 5th grade #hamilton #i guess #im always scared to tag outside the byler tag/my mutuals because 🥺people on the internet are scary and need to calm down most of the time #wait for it #almost said wait for me originally because thats ALSO another banger and i need to add hadestown to my intro post bc BJAKLDSJKLJVS #formative middle school experience frfr #that musical slays omg #and i actually went and SAW that one #the flashing lights directly aimed at audiences were absolute HELL for me but its okay bc i could just close my eyes and recite the lyrics #this is way off topic my b #hadestown girlies stand up and hmu #we can just jam out to way down hadestown and chant and wait for me reprise and also cry to flowers together #ok thats enough tags

[caffeinatedopossum]

I'd love to pretend to be very palatable and innocent as an asexual but in honor of pride month, I'm gonna confess. Sex repulsion is not just being "pure" or innocent or not thinking about sex. It sucks ass and it makes me very angry at people sometimes. I want to hurl someone through a window at least twice a day

#but i restrain myself (thats a lie im just too weak lol) #okay actually its both #im always scared to admit this but like I HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS #i have to live with me on my worst days. how do you think i feel #and i can repress that anger. i always do actually #but what do you think happens to all that anger? it either builds up or i internalize it #i hate that no one is considerate about it #like they *think* they arent but they aren't #i get that some asexuals dont wanna be treated different or like some uwu small baby who must be protected or whatever #and i mean neither do i but i would definitely appreciate people not talking about stuff they know is upsetting to me all the time #i dont know. theres probably no ethical solution to this honestly #i can torture myself over it all i want but i think im just stuck like this

[marathedemonoverlord]

So just finished Lesson 17.... I'm sort of indifferent to the story but maybe now we're actually getting plot?

Kinda obsessed with Raphael and the cliffhanger left off makes me think we're getting content but we'll see. They might throw filler at us again this started strong but I'm getting unethused as it goes on (still gonna play it but the interest is dying are we going to address Nightbringer or drag it out for 3 Seasons so we NEVER go back to the future?)

Also I do feel bad for Solomon because I don't mean to neglect you Babes plot and my job as an attendant is forcing me back into the Stockholm Syndrome with them again I swear LOL (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me nightbringer lesson 17 #I mean its something. Not gonna lie tho Lucifer and Beel moment was sweet #Also glad the game let us call Solomon out I like agree with his view that demons don't play fair but like its still dirty to play like that #And like he tried it with Lucifer too like not okay. I get that demons cheat but don't stoop to their level #Argh thats just me though MC has been VERY coddled/had it easy if we think about it. #This is sort of how like the game mechanics has the demons/immortals addressing us it makes me think returning to the past isnt a thing. #Also loved the Satan moments- Satan is really shining as a favorite its strange cause like the other 6 i can do without. #Theyre just sort of fading in the background if we're honest like they had their moments but I don't care about them like I used to #Present/Future 7 Brothers > Past Brothers #Though like that i'm not gettung killed by one of them maybe itll happen soon people love to blame MC for their problems #Blame them for their problems while also simp for MC. #obey me musing #Kind of hoping this Season ends with us in the future but i know thats not gonna happen. #I just dont think us returning to the future is an option we literally havent even gotten their pacts back when in S1 MC was doing it fast

[quodekash]

im rewatching the no one else like me music video bc the brainworms are writhing, and it keeps randomly hitting me, over and over again, that 

a) those flashbacks happened. they HAPPENED. soundwin actually DID THAT, in ACTUAL CANON?? THEY CANONICALLY ARE IN LOVE WHY DO THEY KILL ME SO MUCH 

b) SOUNDWIN ARE FREAKING BOYFRIENDS NOW????? 

c) NEXT EPISODE IS THE LAST EPISODE????????? 

idk how the flip im supposed to survive without this silly little band every single week 

surely theyll renew it for a second season 

or just a soundwin spinoff pls 

so many of us have asked for it I NEED IT OH MY GOSH 

like. this show has killed me twelve times over. but without the show, i think i might literally cease to exist. i know ive said it a lot, but i genuinely dont know how the flip im gonna get through life without new canonical soundwin content filling my screen and brain every single friday night / saturday morning 

(and literally while i was typing this out, captain posted this 

HE FREAKING GETS IT BRO) 

#sorry this post is a mess i just genuinely dont know what to do with myself #how the flip is it already nearly over #in the past ive been glad for time passing quickly bc IT FEELS LIKE LAST EPISODE JUST CAME OUT AND THE NEXT ONE IS IN TWO DAYS #but now i just want time to slow down please #not just cos the last three years have gone way too fast and i still feel like im five years younger than i am #and not just cos im still trying to process 2020 and its literally nearly march of 20freaking23 #but also cos the show like. just started. and now its gonna be freaking OVER in THREE DAYS??? #it genuinely doesnt make sense in my mind and it physically hurts to think about and i cant process it and im so scared for it to be over #this is my comfort show. comfort characters. comfort actors. comfort ship. #im never gonna feel comfort again when its gone #(thats a lie ill find a new hyperfixation and then ill be fine BUT between hyperfixations is always pure hell) #soundwin #winsound #satangwinny #winnysatang #my school president #my school president the series #no one else like me #help im not okay

[devotedlystrangewizard]

the school arc to me is so good because it drags ciel out of his position as a powerful figure and literally places him in the shoes of the person he could have been. the circus arc ALSO drags him out of his position as big bad queens watch dog/head of the phantomhive estate but the school arc feels like a mockery of a future that never was. this is what he could have been had his parents not died. and even then its NOT because he will never be that kid.

he never was.

#ramblings #incoherent beyond belief its 4 am #and im trying to avoid manga spoilers #might add a reblog with more coherent thoughts when i wake up but im off my meds so i cant promise anything #actually correction im being vague w the manga spoilers #manga readers know whats up #idk if there are any anime only ppl who havent been spoiled on The Plottwist Ever yet #but i figured there will be new fans and though im not tagging this it might still get seen so #cant WAIT to see our boy absolutely miserable in animation form should they recreate that arc LMAOOO #which ofc is after the germany arc so thats still a long time away #but STILL. itd be fun i need to see this young teenager lose his mind in color with sound #him relying on sebastian to do all his fag duties (sorry. dredge) so he can work his way up the social ladder #trying to gain power while simultaneously proving that he cant do anything but rely on others #hes always needed help in basically every way and he hasnt CHANGED he just got a demon to do it for him #he learns to lie and charm and cheat and all the while hes a fucking CHILD WHO STILL STRUGGLES WITH NORMAL THINGS #ciel is my little baby and i love him deeply no matter how much of a little bitch he can be #his helplessness isnt just 'oh he was raised in british high society' its also that he never got the chance to learn anything #which to elaborate on that id also have to go into manga territory. iykyk #like absolutely at this point he just refuses to learn how to do things he has a pet demon to do it for him #but. #hi the phantomhives backstory is killing me again its so late #both atlantic and the school arc are just setup for the Big Arc but theyre very good in their own right i SWEAR #also when i rewatched the circus arc a while back and i realised how some scenes were shot #the heavy foreshadowing that i didnt realise. yk. 7 years ago or however long its been since i first watched it #CRAZY #if you are new. to kuroshitsuji. and you havent read the manga. dear god. read the manga #ALSO GRELLE IN THAT ARC IS SO BEAUTIFUL & OTHELLO IS TRANSMASCULINE. OKAY GOODBYE

[dallasoverdueessay]

i can never tell if i'm mentally unstable or just having a normal emotional response to my current life situation

#like im just sad because i'm lonely but i feel like im not justigied in feeling that way #like my best friend has been ignoring me and they're the only person im friends with irl #ive soent basically my entire life alone and im usually okay alone but after a while i feel so lonely and sad #and my family drama is fucking everything up too #i guess its normal #dallas.vent #idk i have no one to talk to this about (thats a lie i do but im too scared of being a burden)