#okay i finished jade war!!! dang. that ending!!!

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kaul hiloshudon would be so mad if he knew he's my poor little meow meow. he'd be like, "i'm the pillar, i'm a killer, i could MURDER you with my PINKIE and then go home and play with my children without thinking about you EVER again" and i'd be like "yes you could! yes you couuuuuld!" in that voice you use when you talk to babies or pets

#and then i would die aisho be damned because green bones do seem to ignore aisho when it's convenient for them lol #green bone saga #okay i finished jade war!!! dang. that ending!!! #i am still in the hold queue for jade legacy 🥺 pls everyone hurry up and read it so i can have more time with this bloodthirsty man #my posts #this is probably also how domestic cats feel about being regular pets. i am a VICIOUS HUNTER susan stop kissing my little forehead