i miss indy what the flip
same im gonna backflip and cry indy come home im pregnant. okay no im not but come home
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@kashisun Emily Nguyen works in HR :D don't worry about her house slippers, she's in her office 🫵🏽
she'll hunt you down for the fancy pen you stole from her pen cup
if you take one of the "complimentary" candies off her desk, expect to contribute to filling it back up again
"go ahead and log off for me, sweetheart"
i lied i’m not going to sleep just yet so here’s some more lore :D
in her mid-30s
lesbian :D
she’s known to have snacks in her office, but just like the candy, you gotta help fill them
you’ll catch her in her house slippers AND a shawl around her shoulders
she has pictures of her pitbull, serena, all over her office.
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he dwf has your period tracker app on his phone so he knows when to be extra sweet and gentle with you 😔
STOPPPP UGH IM SAD
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[ okay but its so funny. The way this man has friensly fights and spars is just
with his pokemon, or occasionally his grunts or the alola gang, he knows when to stop. It's mostly training, at worse he gets some small bruises
with john, while they occasionally take it one step too far, it's a fair boxing spar. They're in a gym, they wear gloves, might yell and punch a bit too hard sometimes but overall they know when to quit
with red it's a game. yes they end up with bruises and split lips, but they're having fun! it's just a playfight but there's also blood, they mostly smile through it
with wes he starts to get a little less controlled and play dirty, they go all out. but also it often ends in making out so.
and then there's lorenz
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hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you
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just saw asteroid city last night, pls explain the proposed significance of the kiss!!
answering this publicly hope thats ok! cant do a readmore im on mobile *****asteroid city spoilers below beware*****
i dont remember anyones names so this is gonna sound partly unhinged. okay so the edward norton playwright and jason schwartzman actor (not character, in the black and white parts) are lovers right. tbh i thought this was kind of a gag and forgot about it. but later we find out that the playwright died 6 months into the production. i didnt make the connection that THAT’s why the actor-jason has to suddenly leave the stage and freaks out backstage about how he’s not sure he’s Doing it right. hes not talking about acting!! because he himself is literally grieving his lover while he’s playing a character who’s grieving his wife written by his lover so obviously it’s too much!!! actor-jason is trying to find meaning in his death through his writing but there isnt any meaning in death [gerris drinkwater voice] which is what the play is trying to say anyway. he doesnt think he’s performing grief right even in his own life!!! (and tbh it’s the 50s so he wouldnt be able to perform grief publicly anyway!!!!) the play starts with a car accident… anyone would search for some hidden meaning there, some sign…. so when he talks to margot robbie outside it’s not really about finding the CHARACTER’s motivations it’s about the actor himself being able to process the playwright’s death! and adrien brody director was probably also dealing with that too (him and norton seemed to be good buddies) so the whole “sleeping backstage” thing gets a bit sadder maybe? maybe everyone else got this in the theatre and im just stupid lol but crazy making stuff to me!!! the whole story is about sublimated gay grief that cannot be expressed?!?!
the tweet that caught me onto this was here which posits that the playwright’s death was a suicide but i think that’s pretty stupid and unnecessary because the whole thing about the play asteroid city is that death is random and meaningless. im pretty sure that’s what the alien represents— a shocking and absurd event that isnt outright evil or menacing, not something anyone can predict or make sense of, it’s just a thing that happens to you out of nowhere, it doesnt mean anything. he’s a little black figure, he’s death! giving and taking! aagh
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