#okay im out yEET

[queenofbaws]

stepping away from the bit for a sec to say this trick or treating has filled me with nothing but glee, yet the high point of my day today has truly come from watching two full grown men try to remove a whole-ass riding mower from a pond

how did the mower get into the pond? this i do not know

how far into the pond was it? pretty far

how deep into the pond was it? pretty deep

how did they get the mower out of the pond? they lassoed it with an extension cord and tied that extension cord to a second mower to tow it

did the mower turn back on after they got it out of the pond? absolutely not, but they tried for like 10 min

i'm not saying there's a point to this story, but i am saying i can't help but feel that they walked away feeling tricked, and i walked away feeling like i'd received a treat, so...halloween spirit is alive and well over here

#queenie rambles #cannot. figure out. how that fuckin mower just like. got yeeted that far out but. #know what? im okay with the mystery

[choctalksalot]

after school

[plonks him into my childhood memeries] ((:

#choc draws #dirk strider #homestuck #homestuck fanart #digital art #okay is that all the tags? that's all the tags? cool i can start screaming now #listen im not saying he's singaporean i wouldnt wish that fate upon my worst enemy #im saying i think he'd run to the canal with a 1.20 red bean bun that he bought from the downstairs coffeeshop #and it'd be the only thing he ate in the day because he skipped recess and lunch to hyperfixate on robots and horses #the bun was overpriced but he's too sheltered to know and too hungry to care #he doesn't have friends more than acquaintances and they're all stuck in cca anyway #so he just sits there. and eats. as he has for weeks before and as he probably will again tomorrow #maybe he'll get the custard bun next time if they don't sell out before he gets there #the image appeared and wouldn't leave me alone until i drew it so YEET dork strider #disclaimer i do not in any way endorse skipping meals for your hyperfixation he's a stupid kid. I was a stupid kid

[crowdsourcedloner]

for verre 😭: How easily do they cry? Do they ever cry in front of other people? When was the last time they cried?

In day-to-day life it's hard to make Verre cry. She's resilient in social situations, takes things as they come, and is excellent at keeping a cool head in emergencies - things have to be going extremely sideways for her to break down crying. She's an effective emotional rock for the people around her and a reliable shoulder to cry on for her loved ones.

That said, Verre is an incredibly sentimental person. Especially about flowers. Any gift of flowers - dried, pressed, fresh, or otherwise - will lead to her crying sooner or later, though she prefers to retreat to the privacy of her workshop before the tears start if she can. She's not always successful.

as far as the last time she's cried... it's hard to say. mostly because my timeline for her is still heavily under development... odds are it's a time where she gets overwhelmed with her memories or she's relieved after worrying about her family?

#answered asks #thank you for the ask! #oc: verre hyskaris #man i forgot how fun verre is to think about #she's a great character to contrast with the others #and comparing her recurring elements to my other characters is way more funky than i expect it to be #mechanical minded bun surrounds herself with machinery to subconsciously avoid thinking about the forest she left behind #only to be sucker punched with emotion/memories whenever she's presented with flowers #she wears them as penance. she wears them as healing. she wears them as memory. #and she's just. ;-; she's gonna be okay one day. just not today. #(short hair verre is her being okay/post character development/her recovered from the worst of her grief) #(i just haven't quite worked out the timeline of when she does it relative to nailah's journey...) #(its sometime post shb though. i think im gonna keep the whole 'verre gets yeeted to the first' idea after all)

[ants-personal]

i know i should just write the full fic but listen no djejsk so in the meantime i will type up the short hand of the lil snippets in time alright ejejej

#this is me justifying to myself writing out what should be like two chapters on her3 okay but i need share my idea of evan and tim fighting #off the rake in a soddy lil motel in tje middle of nowhere okay 👍 it boils down to evan who is and has been willing to die for his friends #having someone step in and be like no??? im not letting you die I will fight to protect you even if i get hurt in the process #ya know like scREAMS tim wants evan to live and it hurts to see this guy constantly try to kill himself to save others has no one ever told #him he can live and work together with someone to figure it out even if they end up with scars?? HUH anyways rake gets to take the spotlight #and uh tims just fucked up dog??? smacks with a bat YEET meanwhile evans laying there bleeding but giving a shaky thumbs up #ant posts shit

[descending-snow]

i've bled the fandoms i follow dry of the content i wish to read

now i'm writing again, still editing two works. the other a week old and the other four months in the making

fuck, it's true that there's really that one path at the end when you read fanfics. it's you writing fanfics.

#fanfic #writing #tempted to just post my sukuna fic unedited but no #i will rewrite that one r76 time travel tho #akande's in it and he aint doing shit so im kicking him out once im done editing the entire thing #also theres like a knb time travel older!kuroko & younger!kuroko multiwork im also planning but like characterization? yeeted out the windo #I JUST #REALLY LOVE DIMENSION TRAVEL AND TIME TRAVEL OKAY #AND IVE BLED IT DRY FUCK

[moldcursed]

@healthkits​ said :  ❛ this missing poster has your face on it. ❜

ethan  looks  up,  eyes  widening  a  small  fraction  at  the  sight  of  the  paper  in  joel’s  hand.  he’s  all  too  familiar  with  those  damn  missing  posters  ;  he  knows  who  put  them  up,  who’s  trying  to  find  him  again.  how  many  fucking  quarantine  zones  has  SHE  sent  those  fucking  things  to,  masquerading  their  purpose  as  merely  being  a  concerned  wife  looking  for  her  husband,  when  in  actuality,  her  and  her  colleagues  just  want  to  poke  and  prod  and  test  him  for  something  that  they  refused  to  explain?  it’s  SICKENING.  ethan  tears  those  goddamn  posters  down  whenever  he  finds  them  ;  he  let  his  hair  grow  longer,  didn’t  shave,  didn’t  keep  his  face  perfectly  smooth  the  way  he  used  to.  he  doesn’t  use  the  last  name  anymore  either  :  WINTERS.  he  goes  by  baker.  anything  to  try  and  get  rid  of  the  resemblance  between  him  and  the  man  on  the  poster.

[  THEY  WILL  HAVE  TO  DRAG  HIM  BACK  KICKING  AND  SCREAMING.  ]

gloved  hands  slip  inside  the  pockets  of  his  jacket.  the  brief  flash  of  surprise  is  gone,  facial  features  now  impassive.  there’s  a  small  shrug,  followed  by  ethan  calmly  answering,    “  that  looks  nothing  like  me,  joel.  ”

it’s  not  him.  it  used  to  be,  but  not  anymore.  

joel  doesn’t  need  to  know.  ethan  cannot  trust  him  with  that.  he  will  NOT  risk  HER  being  alerted  to  his  whereabouts  ;  that  is  one  thing  he  cannot  do.

#healthkits #— * ❝ do me a favor and 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐘 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃. ╱ answered asks. #— * ❛ a call to 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐒 has just come through. ╱ apocalypse ﹔twd. #// u always make AUs for me so ...... i'm yeeting ethan into tlou for you djghkjshgk #// idk what im doing. i'm reading the wiki and coasting on vibes. #// okay so what i'm thinking is that ethan's infected. #// it just doesn't affect him the same way. he's not immune ofc but it just doesn't do the same thing to him as everyone else. #// and mayhaps .... mia was with one of the other firefly groups and they wanted to study him to figure out why he isn't like the rest. #// and bc they never explained ...... just started trying to experiment on him ........ he ended up running away or somethin. #// maybe his hands are fucked up or something and that's the only physical sign that something's Not Quite Right. #// he just assumes it's from the experiments they tried to do and he keeps gloves on sdhgkjshgk #// is it really ethan if he isn't unknowingly infected with a fungi that usually transforms / drives most ppl insane LMFAOOOO 🤨 #// anyway ily pls lmk if this doesn't work or anything.

[acecasinova]

!!!

#WOW okay #insurance didn’t accept the informed consent letter from Planned Parenthood bc they needed different credentials #which kinda makes me wonder if the other guy has the right degree... #but I guess we'll SEE #bc he has an opening on Thursday #and now Im wondering if I should?? start HRT now? #before I yeet the teets in like April/March?? #or waiiiit so Im not closing the year out going through puberty round 2 #but starting them semi close could like #speed run the start lol #my og plan was to wait but now Im at the point where I'm waiting in GENERAL and it feels like spinning wheels

[tchaikovskym]

Really want to live on my own but I'm genuinely concerned about the possibility that it might lead to me taking my own life. Because really, come to think of it - I'd be alone, my family would slowly get used to me not being there with them every day. They would have their own lives without me, and the only thing that would change is that I would no longer pop back in once in a while. It's literally so easy to remove myself from other people's lives.

#tw suicide #it wouldnt work if i took my cats with me. wouldnt want them to find the body or go days without me feeding them and changing the litter box #and its not like i want to actively die all the time #its just that i have had my moments and i think they will repeat #and when they do repeat its like. my sanity is lost. i lose all sense of... most things and the only solution is death #im literally insane folks im not kidding lol #anyways dont worry im not moving out anytime soon and either way id take my cats with me #ill be fine. i know i will. #creation of insomnia #im swaying on deciding whether to post this or not #but like fuck it i have like 5 real followers anyway #this is not meant to be worrisome its meant to be more like. introspective #it just is what it is #maybe yeeting this into the void is better than keeping this to myself #it really is okay comrades no worries

[purring-tiefling]

storytime/vent in the tags

#tagging both as vent and my personal tag this time #vent #tiefling purrs #okay so since today was a 'never meet your heroes' day /not neg #i never had any particular interest in celebrities but i used to idolize some ppl #like. i was around 12. and i got into rps with a group of people who were like 5 years older (WHERE'S THE PARENTAL CONTROL??) #and one guy kept drawing my character with his character. and i was so amazed with his skills #well what do you know!!! he was stealing art from a popular artist and smudging her signature and pretending it was his!!! #i was devastated. i felt so betrayed when i learned of this #anyways the second one that i can remember is a popular fnaf artist. they're just shitty so im not gonna even bother typing it out #but yeah those two are the main 'this person is not who they seem' stories in my life #i mean I've always had ppl in my life who turned out to be shitty but that's more of a gradual development #uhhhh i can't really remember any other major stories #OH. WELL. MY FIRST LDR GIRLFRIEND. BUT THAT WAS ALSO GRADUAL. BUT STILL #bitch was so edgy in her 13-14s that she was one step away from saying that i should jump outta the window #well guess what: yeet. goodbye from my life. 43v3r

[roseband]

there’s a graphic/web designer job at a health care nonprofit that i actively care about and i feel like i wanna apply lmao even though i just get my benefits from work on wednesday LMAO like??? it’s in cali/dc only but???????

#personal #okay so like the thing is WHY DO ALL THE MEDICAL ADVOCACY GROUPS have 0.0 followers on sns pls? #or if they do have followers they have 0 engagement #like 100k twt followers + 1-2 retweets means ur doin something wrong my dude! #i have had to tell so many ppl on chronic illness subs what fucking programs are available to them thru obamacare and im like??? why did u #not know why did no one tell u this exists PLEASE??? #like i know i've collected all the random health system info over the years bc of like... #myself (i know which non profits u can take ur minor kid to to get a prelim diagnosis for physical crap for free) #(or also all the ways to tell ur ableist teacher or school admin to FUCK OFF for not providing what they're supposed to #in nice little legalese of... this is IDEA IDEA is federal and fuck u i will go to the district sort of way) #my cousin.... cuz she got yeeted off insurance pre obamacare..... like this bitch [expensive] *yeet* #or my mom with how to fill out medical disability forms (LMAO WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY) #... actually we have an idea of what's wrong w/ my family now cuz my cousin is independently from me being evaluated for #connective tissue disorders too ........ cuz within a year for her part of her nose dislodged in her face and she has to surgically get it #reconstructed and like... it's not like she did anything to cause trauma it just moved??? and also she's been having worse tachycardia than #i am so...... combined with her childhood gastro deformities that were surgically repaired (why she was too expensive for my aunt's insuranc #to cover before they were federally required to) and her wonky jaw like my wonky jaw that's she's got an expander in rn #they had the same 'if u can't connect the issues think connective tissues' thought for her LMAO hELP? #i didn't even need to bring up ctds to any of my doctors like i thought i would... they just all three in a row went #U NEED TO SEE X Y and Z as soon as appointments open #i go into a doctors office and i walk out with 2 more referrals pls make it stop... and that's wht my cousin's having now too #but she's a kid so it's worse for her emotionally :// #cuz she's 13 almost 14 so thats def worse for a kid to be dealing w/ #i bitched to my aunt about the doctor paperwork ping pong from two weeks ago about cardiology and her face was like O.O wtf #like she had this face of what the fuck did i marry into and have kids with LMAO.... but also her family is mutants too #(like im certified to be some type of mutant now bc like... i qualify for a heds diagnosis fully and we need to rule out BAD TYPES) #she works in gene sequencing for oncology research (btw a job that requires a PhD that paid 75k at first OOF) for booby cancer #cuz a significant number of her family is BRCA mutants with all the booby cancer.. my mom's wasn't a known mutation she was just unlucky #(spiders georg meme.. but instead of spiders it's my maternal family collecting typical ashkenazi health issues)

[rzyraffek]

Slashers with y/n that just gets along with everything

Like slasher could litteraly kill somone near y/n and she would be like alr alr whats really important is that you are happy🤠😎. Im sorry that first 2character had super long headcanons while last ones have way less :( I had no ideas Request open!

Billy Lenz

He always expects some sort of negative response when he calls people and when he heard new voice on the Phone he got even more exited cuz new person new reaction! He totally didnt expect her to just go "yeah yeah sure buddy, anyways... how is your day man? Cuz im so so tired...*starts normal converstation*

He probably tries to stay in character but he is so caught of Guard he doesnt know how to react really (hehe the table has turn)

Now he kinda hopes that she will pick up cuz shes very intresting😈 billy likey

"Ew its this creep again! He is asking for you y/n? Of please dont tell me you befriended him??" "So what? He said hes favourite fruit is strawberry he cant be that bad!" *billy saying slurs on the phone*

You need to constantly tell him that, no Billy no harrasing women isnt sexy, you arent quirky, you are mentally ill

"Y/n i killed that bitch that was gossiping about you 🧍 " "👍good for you billy im glad you found healthy way to cope with that negative emotion😇" "on god"

His whole moral compass is created around the simple question 'does it hurt y/n?' .1:no it doesnt so feel free to do it .2 do not do it, she will ban Billy from sweets (bad ending)

The man from hush

This guy. This dude. This Little gremlin. He is upset that he gets no reaction! Like please oh please act all angy when he 'acidently' shot tire in her car! But oh no ofc no, she had to be like "oh its okay honey i have backup in garage🥰" hes like HHUH SINCE WHEN WE HAVE GARAGE

Like tbh thats how i imagine how they met: he saw her, he wanted to hunt her, she was so chill that she didnt even leave her household while the power was off and he went inside and just saw her having lil nap on couch. 🧍🤨erm exuse me gurl im trying to roleplay epic hunter here tf

He probably kidnaped her cuz she was too weird to just kill her but he didnt want to risk her calling police. He probably tied her up and yeeted her on backseats. And then she begun judging music on the radio"yo big guy can i get some good music taste?" "What? Whats wrong with Taylor Swift?"

He will overshare everything to kinda check where is her limit if it comes to being chill "yeah so i killed this old lady.." "im sure you had good reason🥰" "🤨... anyways... yeah so i was drinking some redbull when some guy said i look ugly so i shoot his head off and-" "HEY HEY hold up geez you CANT drink Energy drinks?? Bestie you know it is unhealthy?? Also you like hunt for sport it will ruin your condition!? How you gonna shoot people with shakey hands?? You crazy or something?" "Damn😔"

Micheal myers

I tried to put him here but i realised he will be as chill as her.

Like he can give her gifts covered in blood and she' just going to clean it and wear it like nothing happened or completley ignore it

He cares about this stuff as much as y/n so like not at all. I mean tbh theres is a bit of difrence: shes at least positive about it! Like "yeah micheal go for it, love🥰😇 i know its hard to cope with trauma take it all out alr?" Shes trying to be a good supporting gf not her fault she never had serial killer bf!

Brahms Heelshire

He lives for attention! What do you mean the war crime he commited this lunch break is okay!?!? Baby pleasee

But this negativity disapears the moment he realised he can get a lot of positive attention when he will do some nice stuff! "Oh honey I didnt kill any rats today" "oh that's amazing brahms I'm sure you and the rats inside walls will get along well soon🥰" (rats in walls bully brahms)

Please complement him or he will get a tantrum and destroy something

Brahms and rats have very hard past i might do seperate hc about that

Ghostface

"Look babe! My newest victim *shows photo*" "ugh baby...😰 you NEED to buy new camera or watch some youtube tutorials about how to take good photos" "aw man whats wrong with my pictures 😔"

Otherwise y/n supports his hobbies! People need to grow😇 (and he needs to grow up)

If theres 2ghostfaces(like in most movies) they will bet money on how long you gonna keep this 'do whatever as long as youre happy' act. Well they didnt know that this wasnt an act but her personality

Also they will probably try to use this chillnes aginst her like "oooh y/n something terrible happened! I crushed my car oh what will i do!" "Alr bestie i will drive you over there😇" "😈omg you are so nice i totally didnt expect that(heheh i dont need to pay for gas today (hes very evil))

#slasher x reader #slasher headcanons #billy lenz #billy lenz x reader #brahms heelsire #brahms x reader #micheal myers #micheal myers x reader #ghostface x reader #ghostface #hush headcanon #hush 2016 #hush x reader #the man x reader

[in1-nutshell]

IM SORRY I ONLY GET IDEAS WHEN REQUESTS ARE CLOSED, PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME AND ADD THIS TO THE BOTTOM

Fearless buddy being sent to the tfp universe at first made me want the tfp team prime to see mtmte Megs interact with buddy and have a crisis over the fact that Megs became a dad, to a human no less.

and then I realized, no. no I dont want team prime to just react to mtmte megs, I want these fuckers to get yeeted into the portal one by one and suffer through the general chaos of the lost light.

Arcee - What was that?

Swerve - oh thats just Skids, you can tell cause when Buddys' in the vents it sounds more like a pitter patter.

Arcee - WHY ARE THEY IN THE VENTS?!

Drifts gets double to Ratchets to simp for

Optimus curls into a ball and cries when he sees Megatron with an autobot badge and being a decent person

Tailgate fanboys and asked for an autograph, yes he knows that its not their Optimus Prime but he's cool none the less

Miko quickly finds Buddy and Whirl and Rodimus quickly grabs Bumblebee and Smokescreen. Ultra Magnus has his back turned for for ten minutes and suddenly the Lost light has been turned into a race track with Swerve handling the betting's and a small world has declared war on the lost light, stating the instigators was a human and two mechs, one of which kinda sounds like the Apex armor.

Brainstorm finds Raf and gets into a custody battle for him with Ratchet.

Optimus and Megatron both have a conversation and get some kinda closure from it.

Ultra Magnus nearly cries over Jack being responsible and polite. he loves buddy but why did they get the well mannered human

plus the rest of the autobots being fucking flabbergasted at how Megatron is with his tiny organic child

In short: C H A O S !

There simply would have been way too much to cover with just this request alone. So, I've tried to condense everything down to 4 key highlights of events that defiantly happened during the trip. This would also be assuming that this is also the same universe as Old Predacon Buddy.

Hope you enjoy!

Fearless Buddy gets a visit from TFP Bots

SFW, Platonic, Human reader

TFP/MTMTE

4 Conversations and confrontations that have defiantly happened during the visit

Meeting the Co- captains

The bots had just arrived at the Lost Light via portal and met Buddy once again.

Buddy wanted to bring them to the med bay just to make sure everything was okay with their systems.

Optimus was the one to have Buddy on his servo as they pointed the way to get to the med bay.

How did they not come across any other crewmember?

That is beyond them.

But just before the team made it to the med bay a streak of black came in front of the bots.

“Who are you and what are you doing on board?”--Ravage

Buddy waving from Prime’s servo.

“Hi Ravage!”--Buddy

Ravage takes notice of Buddy and pins his audials back.

“Let them go now!”--Ravage

Ravage tries swiping at the Prime, but Arcee fires a warning shot.

“Don’t even think about it.”--Arcee

“Wait can’t we all calm down—"--Buddy

Multiple heavy pede steps are heard.

“And now he’s coming…”--Buddy

“Who’s—”--Jack

Megatron and Rodimus come running from the corner and stop behind Ravage.

Megatron has his fusion cannon ready and Rodimus is powering up.

Everyone is tense.

“All right Fake Optimus, put Buddy down and no one gets hurt too badly.”--Rodimus

“Fake Prime? This is Optimus Prime.”--Smokescreen

“Yeah, and Megatron isn’t Buddy’s dad. That’s not Optimus.”--Rodimus

“Excuse did you say that bucket head there was Buddy’s dad?!”--Miko

Buddy nods and pats Prime’s digits.

“Just pass me to Rodimus while I explain everything.”--Buddy

Optimus hesitates a minute before handing Buddy to Rodimus.

Buddy Jumps from Rodimus’s servo start onto Megatron’s arm, which freaks everyone out for a minute as the ex war lord does catch them.

“Buddy we’ve talked about this.”--Megatron

Buddy stick’s out their tongue.

“Can someone please explain what in Primus’s name is going on?!”--Magnus

“In a bit Magnus.”--Buddy

“Wait, wait wait, this is Magnus?”--Rodimus

Rodimus looks at him amused.

“Just wait til Minimus finds out.”--Rodimus

“Who’s Minimus?”--Wheeljack

“In a minute, now to the med bay. Ratchet should take a look at them before anything else.”--Buddy

“Ratchet?”—Team Prime

“Me?”--Ratchet

Rodimus and Buddy turn to each other with a mischievous smile.

Megatron just sighs tiredly.

This was going to be a long day… or week even…

2. Ratchet confrontation and some honorable mentions

Both Ratchet’s nearly have a stroke when they see each other.

The team gets checked out by every medic available.

Buddy manages to catch everyone up overall on the ‘alternative universe’ fiasco. Everyone manages to understand for the most part.

Megatron watches Buddy like a hawk while also sending a message to Minimus on the situation.

He could practically hear the stroke happening from here.

MTMTE Ratchet taking a double look at everyone’s energon levels.

“How are any of you even functioning?! Your energon levels are so low you shouldn’t even be standing up right?!”—MTMTE Ratchet

TFP Ratchet huffs.

“Unlike this universe, energon is not a common thing to run by. Naturally the levels are going to be low.”—TFP Ratchet

“I’m not saying that it is, but what I am is astounded on how any of you are still even talking. And you especially.”

Optimus looks curious.

“What are you referring to?”--Optimus

MTMTE Ratchet takes a deep vent and lets it out.

“Your Ratchet has the lowest energon levels out of your entire team combined! Miracle that he is even with us.”--ratchet

Bee buzzes angrily.

All MTMTE bots look at him worriedly.

First Aid comes over to him.

“What happened to your voice?”—First Aid

MTMTE Ratchet, Ambulon and Velocity join in crowding Bee.

“His voice box was damaged in the war on Cybertron. Our Megatron damaged it.”—Raf

Bumblebee looks down a bit.

The medics are all looking at one another.

“We can see what we can do here, if you’d like Bumblebee.”—MTMTE Ratchet

Bee buzzes happily as Raf hugs his digit.

Drift enters the med bay.

“Hey Ratchet, I heard you yelling in here, is everything—”--Drift

Drift looks at the scene in front of him stopping dead in his tracks.

His optics land on TFP Ratchet.

Buddy looks at him mouthing ‘No!’

“Who’s this guy?”--Smokescreen

“I finally made it to the Afterspark.”--Drift

“What?”—TFP Ratchet

“That’s just Drift just ignore him.”—MTMTE Ratchet

“Ratchet I don’t think that’s going to be possible.”--Buddy

“I HAVE TWO RATCHET’S NOW!”--Drift

Drift pulls them both into a hug.

TFP Ratchet is struggling to get out of his grip while MTMTE Ratchet just goes along with it.

“Buddy, who’s that?”--Wheeljack

“And why is he hugging Ratchet?”--Bulkhead

“That’s Drift, he’s Ratchet’s Conjunx.”--Buddy

All TFP Bots nearly have whiplash at how fast they move their helms.

“HIS CONJUNX?!”—Team Prime

“MY WHAT?!”—TFP Ratchet

“Not yours.”—MTMTE Ratchet

“Aww Ratty! You do care.”--Drift

“RATTY?!”—Team Prime

Several members of Team Prime laughing on the med slab so hard the medics are on standby.

3. Kids custody

Tfp team goes to the bar.

Kids stay with Buddy in the human safe portion of the bar to get some food.

Everyone is staring at them.

But to be fair they did have way different frame types than everyone else in this dimension.

Buddy yells at them for being rude.

That they help them in their time of need.

Suddenly everyone is in a much better mood.

Swerve serving Team Prime some engex.

“Any friend of Buddy is a friend of ours. Drink up fellow bots!”--Swerve

“Thank you Swerve.”--Optimus

Prime feels something poking his side

He looks at a white minibot poking his side holding a data pad.

“Hi! I know your not this universes Optimus, but can I still have your autography!”--Tailgate

Prime looks a bit surprised but he gives in.

“Thank you!”--Tailgate

“And what may be your name?”--Optimus

“I’m Tailgate!”--Tailgate

Arcee spits out her engex, Bulkhead calms her down.

“Is she okay? I didn’t upset her right?”--Tailgate

Arcee walks up to Tailgate, who is roughly around her size.

Cyclonus walks up behind Tailgate as if daring her to do something dumb.

She eventually holds her servo out.

“I’m Arcee.”--Arcee

Tailgate hugs Arcee instead.

“Thank you and your team for taking care of Buddy while they were away!”--Tailgate

Arcee is holding back tears as she gives into the hug.

“SHE’S ARCEE!”--Rodimus

Many bots look over with curiosity and some with fear.

Bulkhead looked over at the human table to find it empty.

“Hey where are the kids?”--Bulkhead

“Oh! Whirl took them around the bar when you weren’t looking.”--Swerve

“Whirl? Who’s Whirl?”--Magnus

Swerve points to the helicopter bot with his cockpit open.

“That one who’s trying to fight with Getaway.”--Swerve

Bulkhead, Wheeljack, and Ultra Magnus navigate their way to Whirl.

He turns to show Buddy and Miko laughing in the pit.

“So, you’re this little monsters guardians?”--Whirl

“Yes—”--Bulkhead

“Well, TOO BAD!”--Whirl

Whirl places a protective claw over both of the giggling humans.

“SHE’S MY OTHER AMICA NOW!”--Whirl

“They are not your Amica—”--Magnus

“Actually I’m his.”--Buddy

“And that’s something we’re going to talk about later. Miko—”--Wheeljack

“ITS WHIRL JR. NOW!”--Miko

“Miko no!”--Bulkhead

“MIKO YES!”--Miko

Meanwhile with Arcee…

Arcee stares at MTMTE Magnus, Cyclonus, Tailgate and Pipes.

Pipes and Tailgate are asking him all sorts of questions.

“Ultra Magnus. Cyclonus.”--Arcee

“Arcee.”—Magnus and Cyclonus

All three of them look over at the other three who are happily laughing at a joke.

All three mentally promise to destroy anyone who harms Jack.

Meanwhile with Ratchet…

Brainstorm holding Raf high above his helm.

“I HAVE FOUND MY CHILD!”--Brainstorm

“HE IS NOT YOUR CHILD!”--Perceptor

“Fine! Percy and Nautica we need to schedule visiting time—”--Brainstorm

MTMTE Ratchet taking Raf out of his servo.

“Leave the poor boy alone.”—MTMTE Ratchet

Drift looks over at MTMTE Ratchet and Raf and smiles teasingly.

“AAAAWWWW Ratty!”--Drift

Ratchet suddenly getting the hint.

“No…”—MTMTE Ratchet

“Yes…”--Drift

Drift no.”—MTMTE Ratchet

“Drift yes?”--Drift

“…”--MTMTE Ratchet

Ratchet hands Raf back to his counterpart.

“I think its best to keep him in check.”—MTMTE Ratchet

“Will do—HEY!”—TFP Ratchet

Brainstorm once again nabbing Raf from him.

“Mine child! Now Rafael. Would you like to see my lab? It has all sorts of inventions in it.”--Brainstorm

“BRAINSTORM!”--Chromdome

Brainstorm starts heading to the exit faster before Skids tackles him down letting Raf to get thrown up in the air.

He gets caught by Swerve, who just puts him down next to him.

“…Do you like Bill Nye?”--Swerve

Meanwhile with Rodimus…

Has Smokescreen and Bumblebee both thrown over his shoulder looking at Megatron and Magnus.

“Please?”--Rodimus

“No.”--Magnus

“Too bad.”--Rodimus

Confused car noises intensify.

Later on, Optimus and Megatron are found in one of the booth having some whispered conversation.

No one knows what they talked about, but both came back from it looking tired yet somewhat happy.

4. Promise to meet each other one day in the future

A couple days pass, the portal comes back.

Tfp team says their goodbyes.

Buddy wishes them good luck and to say hi to their alternative.

Portal closes.

“Wait you said, ‘other Buddy’, there was another Buddy?”--Megatron

“Oh yeah, but they’re an old Predacon.”--Buddy

“AN OLD WHAT?!”--Whirl

Meanwhile back in TFP…

The team comes out of the portal groaning at the semi harsh landing.

June and Agent Fowler came running in.

June nearly tackles the kids asking so many questions their heads are spinning.

The team explains what happened.

“Would have guessed that after Buddy’s explanation.”—Agent Fowler

“Heh, hey where is Buddy anyways?”--Bulkhead

“Bet their taking a nap.”--Miko

“Nope. After four hours of you guys ‘disappearing to the other dimension’ they’ve been trying to keep everything under control. They’ve been increasing patrols and energon digs.”—Agent Fowler

“They should be coming in soon.”--June

Heavy wing flaps are heard from the main entrance.

“June! I think another rocks stuck in my—”--Buddy

Buddy stops to take a good look at the team before going in for a group hug, spreading their wings as much as possible.

“Thank the Primes your all safe.”--Buddy

“Woah! Buddy, your…umm…”--Smokescreen

Buddy looking down at their dented and dusty self.

“Someone had to pick up on the patrols. The Decepticon’s couldn’t know that you were gone.”--Buddy

Optimus places his servo on Buddy’s shoulder.

“Rest old friend. We can take it from here.”--Optimus

Buddy just yawns and moves to their spot near the human area and slumps down hard and falls asleep.

The kids go over to Buddy to see if they are still awake.

They were out.

#transformers x reader #maccadam #tfp #tfp x reader #human buddy #tfp x platonic reader #idw mtmte #mtmte x reader #mtmte x platonic reader #fearless buddy

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Could I have a main skellys + horrorfell react to a SO who is clumsy as hell?? Like its not a day without hearing a crash a few rooms over that after a second a yelling of "IM OKAY!"

Undertale Sans - He got scared the first few times, but after a while he's not even reacting lol. He's still waiting for the "I'm okay" to resume what he's doing though. It's fine. He's used to it.

Undertale Papyrus - He throws everything he's holding in his hands away to run to your rescue. Every time. He's relieved you're mostly not really hurt, but he will still scold you for not being careful enough.

Underswap Sans - He has a sixth sense now and somehow manages to catch you one time out of two before you fall. He's quite proud of his new superpower honestly. And ok, maybe he tried to make you trip once or twice to test if it's real but you don't need to know that.

Underswap Papyrus - He knows this struggle. He can't do anything to help you. He tried. But all he can do is run to you, trip on your body, and then fall on your back because his legs are too long and he can't control them properly. It's like a family curse now, all their kids will be clumsy as well. You created monsters.

Underfell Sans - He will scream an insult from somewhere in the house. Please stop doing that, you're giving him anxiety! He's tired of running in panic to see if you're not dead. Be careful! His soul can't take it anymore!

Underfell Papyrus - After the first few times where he panicked thinking you were getting murdered, Edge barely reacts anymore. He just sighs from wherever he is and stares at you until you stand back up.

Horrortale Sans - It's making him so anxious. Every time you fall, he's running and jumping in front of you, growling at the emptiness to protect you from whatever attacked you. He will attack the stairs, the pans, the water on the floor for revenge. Sometimes it gets a little silly, especially when he rolls on the floor to "kill" the water. He keeps forgetting you're clumsy, his instincts are talking for him.

Horrortale Papyrus - He screams every time he sees you fall, which scares you and makes you fall faster. He swears he tries to control it, but he can't help it. He's dramatic and it's scaring him. He's so going to lecture you about how to properly use your legs though.

Horrorfell Sans - He keeps trying to catch you before realizing... He has no arm... And falling with you because he did the gesture anyway and couldn't stop himself lol. He's usually grumpy all day after that and mumbling to himself, so mad.

Horrorfell Papyrus - You accidentally fell on him quite a few times, so now Chief rolls his wheelchair a few steps back and simply watches you fall flat on the floor with an unimpressed look. He can sometimes poke you with his wheelchair when you take too much time to stand up, just to make sure you're not dead or something.

Swapfell Sans - Most of the time, he catches you with his magic, but sometimes he gets annoyed and aggressively grabs your soul to yeet you in the couch so you stop hurting yourself already.

Swapfell Papyrus - He points you and does the "HA HA" sound from Nelson in the Simpsons. Yeah, if you're looking for any help from him, it's not going to happen. He thinks you're hilarious though and will make compilations of your falls on Youtube.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He gives you THE stare. The one that means "how the hell could humans survive this long when you're clearly all brain dead" kind of stare. You can feel him judging you deep in your soul. He won't move to help you though lol.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He runs to save you but somehow, he always makes things so much worse than what it need to be. Like that time you managed to stand up and he came running, tackled you and you both fell from the window... Thanks Coffee.

#undertale #underswap #underfell #horrortale #swapfell #fellswap gold #sans #papyrus #horrorfell #undertale ask blog #undertale asks #undertale imagines #undertale headcanons

[mistydeyes]

a collection of random late night thoughts from a high reader: pt ii

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summary: You're back at it again but this time following a joint Air Force mission in Colorado. Price and Gaz learned their lesson so Ghost and Soap are here to entertain your texts.

read part i here!

pairing: 141, laswell, konig x platonic!reader

warnings: swearing, implied drug use

a/n: okay just a lil something something as I make my way through my inbox! you guys have such cool ideas I SWEAR

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r/n: guys i’m upset you didn’t show me these pictures of you :(

ghost: what the fuck are you talking about

r/n: these :((

r/n:

r/n: @ghost @soap i'm making some snack do you want some?

ghost: if it’s that crap you bought from walmart i’m good

soap: I SMELL POPTARTS

soap: TOAST THE STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE ONES

soap: IM COMING DOWNSTAIRS NOW

ghost: please go the fuck to sleep

r/n: do you guys think that if we had a show about us it would get a movie?

ghost: you know half of our missions are top secret

r/n: I KNOW but imagine if it was like marvel and i got to be played by a celebrity

gaz: they're all hotter than you, no one can channel that ugly mug of yours

r/n: FUCKING FIGHT ME YOU ACTOR WANNABE

r/n: if we were a family:

price would be the dad falling asleep to the history channel

laswell is definitely the fun aunt (she sneaks me wine during holidays)

ghost is your angsty older brother who listens to screamo

soap is the middle child who sets fire to things

gaz is the baby brother and is always sticky🤢

r/n: alejandro and rudy are those uncles who you only see on facebook and they’re either at disney or on vacation abroad

soap: correction i set fire to dolls and make them into one supreme action figure

r/n: alejandro you never told me you met lady gaga (*questioned by alejandro*)

r/n: spotify link to alejandro by lady gaga

ghost: i cant see the links

r/n: ofc you’d be the asshole who uses apple music over spotify

r/n: i miss farah

farah: i miss you too <3

r/n: too bad you’re far-ahway

farah: 😐

r/n: i’ve figured it out

r/n: price is lana coded, gaz is hozier, ghost is a mix of artic monkeys and the 1975, and soap is ajr coded (derogatory)

soap: why do you always shit on me

r/n: just listen to bang! that’s so you

r/n: can we get matching tattoos?!?

ghost, gaz, price, soap: no.

r/n: too late, i already sent an artist these

r/n:

ghost: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT STOP SINGING THE STATES AND CAPITALS SONG I WILL MURDER YOU

r/n: but i was just getting to delaware :(

r/n: you should use this link, price

price: okay, yeet

gaz: he’s becoming too powerful

#task force 141 x reader #task force 141 #cod x reader #call of duty modern warfare #cod mwii #modern warfare 2 #simon ghost riley #call of duty #kyle gaz garrick #mw2 imagine #madebyizzie #141 headcanons #mw2 headcanons #fragrance #mw2 #johnny soap mactavish #kate laswell #konig modern warfare #izzie is writing

[deiliamedlini]

@ghostgirl19posts JUST POINTED OUT THAT HE DROPS HIS SWORD AND IM NOT OKAY

THIS BOY OMG HE LITERALLY DROPS THE MALICE-COVERED MASTER SWORD, THE ONLY WEAPON TO KILL GANON AND LETS IT ROT SO HE CAN YEET HIMSELF OFF A CLIFF TO TRY TO SAVE HER. JUST FRIENDS MY ASS

#legend of zelda #link #zelda #zelink #tears of the kingdom #totk #trailer spoilers #spoilers

[littlecrittereli]

hi yes hello!! sooo i’m kinda obsessing over your reprogrammed au and, ofc,, getting ideas for my own au (i always hate getting ideas based on others cause then i feel like i’m copying 😭 but the idea of chris being a villian against his will is MWAH absolute chefs kiss so ofc i wanna go wild with it lmaoo)

but i was bored and this kinda came out somehow?? idk don’t hate the anatomy too much i suck at itt 😭 but anyways *yeets this at you*

the boy !! but when he kinda evil .

i LITERALLY have no words for how much i love this au /gen i can’t wait for the next chapter !!!

have a good timezone !! <33 /p /gen

HELLOOO????? ITS CHRIS!!!!!!!!! RAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO COOL THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! IM SHITTING MY PANTS RN!!! /POS Also if you get inspired make ur own au its okay, it's not copying to have a similar idea and I promise I did not create the trope of evil chris lol (thats been actually a surprising trend in this fandom, I blame Tazzy Chris)

this is also a good time to mention I finished chapter 7 and it'll be out on Saturday and ohhhh boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy it's a doozy so be prepared <3

#wild kratts #chris kratt #martin kratt #littlecrittereli #asks #wk reprogrammed au #reprogrammed au #wild kratts fanart #wild kratts au #THANK U SO MUCH FOR THE ART IM RAHHHHHHHH #GOING TO DIE #SHAKES YOU AROUND IN A LITTLE JAR