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maynardmaniac07 · 1 year
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Harry’s BEREAL goes off during sex and yore tied up the sidemen react
A/N: I can sure have a go for you! I hope you enjoy it
BeReal (Harry Lewis/Wroetoshaw Smut)
Y/N’s POV
Shibari
The act of tying someone up for aesthetic purposes
That is what Harry came home and told me that he wanted to explore
So that’s what we did
I am currently tied up with rope on our bed, having my mind blown by Harry’s cock shoving into me at a brutal pace
I have my head shoved into a pillow, with my arms tied behind my back using an intricate design that Harry found on the internet
It took him ages to do but boy was it worth it
Now just from this you should be able to tell that both me and Harry are kinky fuckers
So it doesn’t surprise me when mid thrust Harry shoved himself fully into me and reaches for his phone
“I have to take a picture of this, you look so good baby. Need to remember this forever” he mumbled as I see a flash out of the corner of my eye
Meaning that he took a photo of him with his dick fully in me, my arse on show and me completely tied up
He throws his phone down on the bed, a few seconds later before he starts pounding into me again
I can tell he is close from the erratic thrusts but I move my body with him best I can, as we both chase out orgasms
It isn’t long before Harry gives one last thrust before shooting his load into me
I let out a lot moan as I react my climax at the same time
It takes us both a few minutes to compose ourselves before Harry begins to untie me
Once I’m free, Harry’s arm wraps around me and guides me to lay down with him
He gently strokes both my arms in a soothing way, in case the might be sore from being behind my back for so long
After a while, he reaches for his phone that I was laying next to
He unlocks it and I look up at him to see his face has dropped
“What’s up?” I ask worried by his facial expression
“I might of fucked up” he mumbles
I reach out and grab his phone
I realise that the screen is open on the BeReal app
There is a new photo posted to Harry’s account
I click on it to see Harry’s face in the top left corner and my arse fully on show, whilst Harry’s dick is in my pussy
I can see that the photo has been liked multiple times and multiple notifications are coming through on what’s app
I click on one of the notifications to see that the sidemen group chat is going mental
Simon: Harry, another nude really? At least it isn’t your balls this time!
Vik: Y/N is going to kill you, is all I’m going to say!
Josh: Someone give Harry his knot tying badge
JJ: Wow Y/N really does have a nice arse
Tobi: No words
Ethan: Nice one mate ;)
“Harry, you dickhead! You posted the photo to BeReal!” I exclaim
“I’m sorry, it was the first thing I clicked on! I didn’t mean to post it! I’ll take it down!” He tells me as he takes his phone back
I push his hands down onto the duvet as I sigh
Even though I'm mad at him, it's not like he is the worst thing in the world
I mean it's not the first time it has happened
“Don’t worry about it, it’s not like they haven’t seen it all before” I say
“Nothing can be worse than when you sent out sex tape to the boys, poor Vik was scarred for life” I chuckle
“Now put your phone down and cuddle me, I might let you go again if your lucky” I say before pulling into into a kiss
Harry might be an idiot, but he’s my idiot
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sykokilljoyy · 1 year
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hi lovely!! I absolutely love your writing, I was wondering if you could please write somethin fluffy about dating ksi? maybe just having a cosy night in with him or something. hope you're well!
a/n: hi darling <3 thank u for the req! i thought this would be better done in a headcanon style? hope that's okay! <3
DATING KSI - headcanons!
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you were both childhood best friends - you, jj and simon growing up around the same place, going to the same school. you didn't end up picking up youtube yourself, but there's rarely been a video that you weren't behind the camera, helping somehow.
simon was tired after years of you both secretly (not so secretly) pining for each other, refusing to admit you were both in love.
he waited until after high school, set up a nice posh meal with the 3 of you, then cancelled last minute - basically forcing you on your first date
jj gave simon the biggest hug when you both returned hours later, hand in hand
as much as he would be absolutely obsessed with you, he would be insanely protective
all the fans knew about you, he posted you often, and would actively block or denounce any single bit of hate towards you
jokes about you in basically every reddit video
his hands would never ever leave you, especially somewhere like a youtube party or boxing celebrations
speaking of boxing–
you were SO proud of him and his boxing, literally more than anyone and anything, but holy shit it scared you–
early boxing days, he would come home with bruises and cuts on his face, sheepishly creeping his arms around you from behind whilst you were doing something, nuzzling his head in your neck in hopes you wouldn't notice
you did
"jj!"
"i'm sorry! it's not as bad as it looks"
"shut up and let me clean you up"
says he's sorry, but secretly loves when you're propped on his lap, face knotted in concentration as you tend to the cuts on his face
he loves knowing you care for him, knowing you're there
and he supports your passions 1000%
sometimes he seems more excited about your goals than you are – he just loves how expressive you get when you talk about it all
you both make sure to save one night every week free for each other, to either go out on a date or stay in and spend time with just the two of you
jj's favourite is quiet nights in, which surprised you at first
for a man who spends his entire life in flashy clothes, concerts, fights, audiences of millions, you'd expect him to adore taking you out to expensive restaurants or snazzy nightclubs
but no
he always said he spent half his life in front of an audience, his favourite moments are when its only you there to witness him
his person
most weeks find the two of you curled up, passed out, snoring on the sofa with a tv show playing like white noise in the background, empty takeout boxes on the coffee table, you on his chest and his arms wrapped around you tightly
waking up with back pain and noticing you slept through like 3 entire seasons of the show you wanted to watch
"do you remember what episode we were up to?"
"um the one where the main character was talking to that other character..."
"ok so every episode, thank you jj"
"you're welcome, baby"
coming home from a shoot without him one night, you were tired and your social battery was nonexistent
dropping your stuff at the door, heading towards your shared bedroom
he's at his pc, editing or playing overwatch or something
notices you and how tired you are
"come here, baby"
shifts his chair to give you room and gestures towards you, you walk up and sit on his lap, wrapping your arms around him softly and pressing your face into his neck
he always smelt really nice
kissing you gently on the forehead, he carried on with what he was doing, occasionally stopping to rub your back or play with your hair
you were so tired
"i love you, y/n" you hear before you fall asleep there
"i love you, jj"
waking up the next day, tucked into bed with his strong arms around your waist, chest pressed against your back, legs intertwined under the covers
"good morning, baby"
"morning, jj"
he was just so happy to have you, all the time
a/n: oh em gee headcanons are so fun what to anon, if you wanted a full imagine version, lmk!! i just liked the idea of trying a headcanon style for the first time with this request! thank you darling <3
harry smut out this week!
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g-xix · 7 months
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remind me to replace my banner with this cutesy lil photo in a few months
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collectmytears · 2 years
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Sidemen 9 years of us! Grateful for all the love and support, always 🙏
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defensivewall · 1 year
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Arsenal 🏆 Presenting our Bukayo with his December Player of the Month [email protected] 🤝 @.KSI
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trashland-llamas · 2 years
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Touch Starved Harry
might overlap w/ touch averse stuff
Josh can tell Harry's really sick when he allows him to check his temperature via touch
Josh only realizing his mistake when he lets out a small whine
Harry finding the roll of the thermometer over his forehead comforting
JJ was the one who got him a coin bag so he didn't have to deal with direct touch when receiving change
Harry would rather be given looks of confusion from cashiers than deal w/ touch 
He knows the guys are the touchy feely sort and while most days he doesn't mind that, sometimes he just has those days where he can't stand being touched 
Simon's usually the first to pick up on it, Harry backing away as one of them go to lean on his shoulder 
Or when he ducks to avoid a pat on the shoulder 
It tends to coincide with the days where even eye contact with the boys is too much...too intimate 
'Today's a no touch day?' 
That being the sparse verbal acknowledgement of it
Tobi being the best with Harry, keeping a few feet of distance as to not overwhelm him 
Vikk will pass him a cup of tea via any part of the mug that isn't the handle 
Knowing the last thing he needs is caffeine, or at least the amount found in coffee
Once filming's done, Harry tends to retreat to his room, wrapping himself in a heavy blanket and his comfort plushies 
When that happens, one of the boys will softly knock asking if he wants dinner
Coming into his room after he confirms it, sitting at his desk so he's not eating alone
Most of the time, it ends up being Ethan due to him consistently worrying about Harry
When he does want touch, Harry starts out small seeking JJ as to give him a fist bump
Letting out a tiny giggle at JJ's reaction; shocked yet loving the fact Harry chose him
Vikk gets the other boys to pitch in to buy Harry a blanket hoodie for when he wants hugs or cuddles on no touch days
Melts when any of them ruffle his hair
It being their way of testing if he's okay w/ touch after episodes of not wanting it
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sdmnluvs · 2 years
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NO BECAUSE IM SO HAPPY
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imaf00die777 · 2 years
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internetaddict104 · 2 years
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Yo Sidemen fans please help me out does this video sound familiar?
I believe it was a moresidemen video, probably on the living room set, where they discuss the charity match. This was before the match came out, obviously, but at one point Ethan mentions how he might have to leave early because it’s so close to Faith’s due date.
It’s driving me mad that I can’t find it because I see it so clearly in my head but I’ve watched every single moresidemen video on that set from this year and it’s not in any of them.
Please help me find this video it’s driving me insane.
Edit- I posted this on Reddit and someone found it on there. It’s the Hot v Cold Mukbang!
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tietensgo · 1 year
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Commentary YouTuber Pinely (notable for, for example, The MrBeast-ification of Youtube), made a new video called Logan Paul's Consumerist Dystopia which I felt kinda :/ ... about, so I wanted to talk about it here.
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The video is essentially about PRIME, the energy sports drink released by Logan Paul and KSI in Jan 2022. In it, Pinely discusses a number of points that criticize Prime, including how the taste is not as good as one might be led to believe, the fact that there has been a frenzy of purchasing of the drink (like lineups and increased resale value), and the fact that the ads for the drink can be quite embedded. But I watched it and don’t think the video lived up to its claims of identifying a consumerist dystopia, and certainly not one that Logan Paul created.
I say this firstly because, dystopia is a strong word for what is happening with Prime, and secondly because, the idea that Logan Paul created a consumerist dystopia (as opposed to him merely participating in an advertising campaign) makes little sense.
Let’s take each points one by one:
The title. Logan Paul’s consumerist dystopia. He didn’t say “Logan Paul and KSI’s consumerist dystopia”, or more generally, “YouTube’s consumerist dystopia.” He alleged, in the title, that Logan Paul specifically had done something to create a dystopia (with Prime) - that’s a high bar of proof to clear. And imo, the video doesn’t clear it. Instead of giving evidence of Logan Paul masterminding a concerted plan to benefit from consumerism, as the thumbnail might suggest, the video only shows clips of Logan... advertising Prime. We see him walking around some backstage area presenting the launch of the drink, walking through a grocery store where they stock Prime, and doing his job as a promoter of a product he has launched, bigging it up to the camera. Nothing new, nothing not seen in regular commercials on TV. Hardly evidence of him creating a consumerist dystopia. But with commentary and some really brutal editing (Pinely cuts video of Logan advertising Prime with a black-and-white tv commercial), Pinely tries to equate Logan’s quite average pandering of a sports drink to the camera as evidence of his crafting of a consumerist horrorscape (this term is used here because I can’t keep saying dystopia) akin to the Truman Show. In my opinion it’s exaggeration. The worst Pinely can say about Logan’s promotion of Prime is that possibly the love and friendship that is used by Logan and KSI to promote Prime is not genuine. (Maybe they’re not actually good friends). But then Pinely himself admits he doesn’t know whether they’re friends at all, and that it doesn’t matter- they’re business partners, and they’re promoting a drink. So if it doesn’t matter, and Logan Paul did simply promoted his product, why title it Logan Paul’s consumerist dystopia? It’s clickbait at best, and at worst, it’s selectively biased - it purposefully leaves KSI out of the title because KSI, at the moment of writing, is seen in a more favorable light than Logan Paul (and people might be quicker to realize that advertising Prime is not the same as creating a dystopia because KSI is seen as quite ‘hardworking’ broadly speaking, and deserving of his success).
The public reaction. Perhaps the most memorable clips of the video are of the public, where shots are shown of people rushing stores to buy Prime or buying so much at once the drinks in total retail for ~$1000. One couple appeared to pay $300 for (or at least spend that much to get) three bottles of Prime, a value of ~$90, a practice KSI has discouraged. However, instead of the public’s reaction being evidence of consumerism (defined in this context as “The situation in which too much attention is given to buying and owning things”.), all Pinely has managed to show, in my opinion, is evidence that Prime is a trending product. In 1996, it was Tickle Me Elmo, in 2007 it was the Wii, sometimes it’s concert tickets of a popular musician, this time it’s Prime. The crowds were not driven by materialism, the love of having lots of stuff, they were driven by a simple desire to try Prime or support Logan Paul/KSI through Prime combined with a response to scarcity. In other words, desire for a product, even a strong desire, (or strong sales), does not immediately equal consumerism (more akin to the love of buying and having a lot of stuff, for its own sake). What the video shows is regular people showing their support for YouTubers in their latest merch drop or jumping on the bandwagon of trying to get a taste of an item made rare by the number of people who want it. Nothing more.
(****I discussed this with someone, who pushed back strongly on this point that a large group of people wanting something purported to be overvalued /is/ evidence of consumerism, and I want to stress here that just because /some people/ wouldn’t have paid as much for Prime doesn’t mean that it is not right for /other people/ to strongly desire the product and even be willing to pay scalped prices for it- the fact that they are being scalped is not their fault, it’s the fault of those who recognize the demand and upsell the product****)
The advertisement. Pinely argues that Prime gets outsized amounts of free advertising compared to its taste (as distinguished from the quality of the product with respect to its ability to hydrate). Prime is an energy drink that doesn’t taste particularly good, if Pinely and Gordon Ramsey are to be believed. Not bad, but... not good either, or at least not as good as the claims made in the advertising done by other YouTubers. This advertising is often unpaid and can be over-the-top, designed to grab the viewer’s attention to the point where, instead of discussion about Prime having a spot in the middle of the video somewhere as a sponsor, the drink can be the entire point of the video, amounting to something like a 9-minute ad, in the case of (Mr. Beast adjacent) Matthew Beem, complete with stunts like jumping into the Thames river (quite unsafe, as Pinely points out). However, the reason for this behavior is explained within the video, again by Pinely himself: it is not evidence of a consumerist dystopia, they are simply YouTube creators trying to pay the bills, (or, more generously, individuals trying to make money) and they know that jumping on trends accomplishes this by getting views. If the trend was giving money away, they would do it. If the trend was doing a ‘largest of’ or ‘biggest of’ video, they would do that. At that moment in time, Prime was the trend, and to piggy-back on the success of KSI and Logan Paul, Matthew Beem made a video that was completely consistent with his over-the-top style, with countless others providing reviews for the same reasons (content and views). A YouTuber making a video is hardly news, and Pinely admits that he “Doesn’t blame them” [those who jump on trends] for doing it, so... why the alarmist references to a dystopia? And how does another YouTuber (Matthew Beem) independently deciding to create a video to jump on a bandwagon for free have anything to do with Logan Paul?
TLDR; The Pinely video was framed as a type of negative review on Logan Paul and consumerism, but it didn’t provide much evidence of an issue separate from the public’s general excitement about Prime or larger than Logan Paul advertising a product. Nevertheless, the video boasted a thumbnail of a puppetmaster Logan and a title referencing a ‘consumerist dystopia.’ While generally, clips of intense reactions of the public and possibly stretched truth about the taste of Prime were shown, I think the video’s framing might need tweaking or it might not amount to much more than Pinely’s feelings that Prime was getting so much hype.
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huhustuff · 1 year
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𝐊𝐒𝐈 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞 (𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧)
🦚🔆🗻
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JJ is most of all a possessive and a dependent yandere.
Keeping the relationship from the public eye would depend on your lifestyle. If you were a public figure he would want everyone to know that you are dating him in an attempt to make sure no one else would even think of getting a chance with you. If you wish for it yourself he would make sure to take you with him to events and also post you on his social media from time to time. Since you are a known individual he would be even more terrified than usual of others taking you away from him.
But if you were not a person already known in the perspective of the public he would try to shield you from it. JJ does not want to let them discover you, they do not deserve it, they just do not. But he also feels like that exposure could be overwhelming or uncomfortable for you and he does not want that. What if it is so bad you will leave him?
After a while of knowing you JJ would grow dependent. The stress of his job and the conflict with his own family makes him search for something that would ease the pain, but nothing ever seems to do the trick. Until he met you, finally everything negative seemed to fade away for a certain part of the time. The only thing he felt and knew was the heavenly all-around goodness that you shined upon him. 
He felt dependent on that feeling to get through the day. And when he was not able to see you or speak to you for a long time (a day is long to him) he would start to have serious withdrawal symptoms. JJ would experience sudden misery and anxiety. 
Returning to being in your presence always feels more euphoric than ever, but it also makes him realize how he can not lose you. JJ is self-aware of the effect you have on him and he is also not naive to the fact that if you left him he would crumble.
Trying to buy your attention and loyalty is an unfortunate act that blooms from JJ’s insecurities and fear of being abandoned by you. Deep inside he feels bad. He is trying to make you stay with him with his money, it feels so selfish, manipulative even. But on the surface, he can not stop himself. There is a chance this will work, so he must try. 
JJ would be absolutely over the moon if you moved in with him. He does not personally wish for marriage. But sharing a home feels like tying a new different bond with you. In case you are not ready for that yet, he is okay to wait. To gently move towards that direction he would ask you to decorate his living space, hoping that then his home would be to your liking and that you would feel more comfortable visiting more often or maybe one day even moving in with him. Along with that he also devotes spaces in the house to you. Places where you can store some of your essentials and a space just for you to hang out at when JJ is not home, but you would still want to be in his house. 
But to his credit, JJ keeps his intense before-mentioned emotions under wraps. The relationship itself is marvelous. Even though he is busy and has a hectic schedule JJ always makes time to be with you. His favorite way to spend time with you is either just listening to you talk about your day or just anything that comes to your mind. He enjoys just laying with you whilst you talk and letting the rest of the world disappear whilst he drifts into his personal paradise. 
JJ also greatly enjoys taking you to places. Traveling to countries that both of you have never visited before. Staying at hotels or spas that caught his or your attention from the internet. Visiting astonishing sites that do not even seem real. His heart lusts for you and everything life has to offer. And most importantly he wants to give you all that life has to offer. 
But no matter what occasion or activity spending time with him is always a joy. You have managed to break into his rough shell without making JJ lose his playfulness. Whilst you bring him hope, strength to thrive on. JJ brings you child-like joy, infecting you with his lust for life.
When it comes to nicknames JJ keeps it pretty simple and basic. Most of the time, if he is not calling you by your name he will call you ‘babe’. But during softer moments he would let a soft ‘gorgeous’ slip by his lips.
Overall 1000/10 again. Would recommend.
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Hope yall enjoyed this. Have a pleasant day or night 🌇 !!
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maynardmaniac07 · 10 months
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Hello!! I was wondering if you could do a cute
imagine about how you meet Tobi?!(and he is very flirty)  Maybe you are friends with freezy and he introduces them?! Please and thank you!!
Collide (Tobi Brown/Tobijizzle/TBJZL)
A/N: I can have a go, I hope you like it!
Y/N’s POV
I sign as I look up and the tall building in front of me
Finally moving to the big city of London
My best friend finally convinced me with his rambling that this would be the best place to get a job and move to
Who is my best friend you may ask?
Well the one and only Calfreezy
I’ve known Calfreezy for the longest time and we have been friends ever since we met
Not long after Freezy moved to the UK, we became neighbours
He was the annoying boy next door that I saw all the time and could never get rid of
He was like the brother I never had
When Freezy started growing on YouTube and made friends with other YouTubers, he decided that it was best to move to London and start networking
I on the other hand decided that I wanted to go to university and get a degree
From a young age, I haven’t really been sure what I wanted to do, so going to university was a big decision
I finally found my love for photography and decided that was the way that I wanted to go with my life
So fresh out of university, I decided to make the leap and move to London, not just so I could spend time with my best friend but to broaden my horizons
I contacted some companies, showed them portfolio and managed to get a internship with a big name company
I knew that I would need somewhere to live and I couldn’t think of anywhere better than the same building that Freezy had done nothing but bang on about since he moved in
Today was my moving in day and Freezy has no idea that I’m about to become his new neighbour
Just like old times
I take a deep breath as I walk into the grand building stood in front of me
I drag my suitcase behind me, whilst holding a box under my arm
I internally groan at the thought of having to go back to my car and grab some more boxes and carry them up to my flat
Suddenly I collide with another body and my box goes flying, along with the contents
As I hit the floor, my eyes go wide as I see the contents of my underwear box spread across the floor
“Shit, I am so sorry! Here let me help you pick things up” the males voice says as he kneels down and starts picking up the contents of my box
“No, no, it’s fine really, I will pick things up in a second” I say in a hurry as I get up and try to pick things but before he can notice what they are
I lift my head up and come face to face with the man that I recognised to be Tobi brown or TBJZL on YouTube, one of the Sidemen and also one of Freezy’s friends
He is much more handsome in real life
“I’m sorry for bumping into you, I think you dropped these” he says as he hands me a selection of bras and thongs
At this point, I just want the ground to swallow me up because Jesus Christ this is embarrassing
Shit, I know he is a man of god, so shouldn’t really take the lords name in vein
But then again, I’m saying this internally, so I don’t suppose that he will mind
“It’s ok, don’t worry! No harm done” I say before picking up the rest of the things and putting them back in the box
“I’m guessing by the box and suitcase, that you are moving in?” Tobi says gesturing towards my bag and box
I nod
“Yeah, I am a photograhy intern and I needed a place to live, so here I am! I’m Y/N by the way” I explain with a smile
“My best friend lives in this building and banged on about how amazing it is to live here, so I thought that i would surprise him” I continue to explain
“Nice to meet you Y/N, I’m Tobi! Who is your best friend? Maybe I know him” He says
“Callum Airey, sorry you probably know him as Calfreezy” I say correcting myself
“Ahhhh yes, I know Freezy! I’m assuming that I’m you know Freezy then you will know who I am” Tobi says
I laugh at the statement
“Alright big head, yes I do know who you and the Sidemen are, I just didn’t want to seem like some kind of fan girl because after spending time with Freezy in public, I know what they can be like” I explain to him
Tobi nods
“Yes fangirls are lovely but It’s nice to not have people crowding you or in the older days screaming in you face” He says
I get what he means, when Freezy started to get big and the fangirls used to crowd us and could be all levels of crazy in public but just like the boys have, the fans are growing up with them and have mellowed slightly
I mean they aren’t like directioners but still they are fans non the less
“So I was actually down here just getting my post, but now I’m wondering if you wanted any help with your stuff?” Tobi asks
With a smug smile on my face, I say
“Well I think that is the least that you could do, considering my stuff was all over the floor after you bumped into me”
Tobi smirks back at me
“No the least I could do, would be for me to take you to dinner to welcome you to the building and the least you could do for me would be to allow me to see you in some of this underwear that I so kindly helped you pick up” he says
I let out a laugh
“Alright, I’ll let you take me out, but we will have to see about the underwear” I say as I hand him the box before making my way to the lifts
“Yeah, I guess we will” he mumbles as he follows me to the lift
I can see that me and Tobi are going to get on really well
Now time to go and surprise Freezy!
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jjolatunjisimp · 9 months
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Why are there like 0 ksi posts😫
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I’m dying here💔💔
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sadbbybel · 2 years
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PART FOUR IS UP HOMIES
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collectmytears · 2 years
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sidemen It's almost Sunday again…who's excited?👀
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sorceresski · 2 months
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I just found out KSI grew up in a Nigerian household🧍‍♀️
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