#old man anon

[decaydanceredacted]

i love love LOVE current era muscly pete 😵‍💫 (he turned me onto muscles) but recently i can't stop thinking about how hot he'd be with like an extra 40+ pounds? enough weight for him to have a nice round belly. he'd look so hot leaning into the dad bod look 💖💖💖

(i get really mad when i think about how people have jumped at him for gaining weight during mania (? more into the pandemic) era. like ugh. it was so hot and everybody is so mean! he was soo cute and it's his body!)

i want to be the one to fatten pete up. my cooking is just so good! my food is just so yummy he can't help himself! i wanna suck his cock under the table while he eats my food. i would always make sure he's eating well and taken care of 💖

i keep thinking about how his soft chubby tummy would feel pressed against mine while he's on top of me 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 fucking me in mating press, rewarding me for being so good to him. he'd be so big n soft n warm n heavy and it would drive my crazyyy.......

he kinda. awakened this interest in feederism me. yet another thing he has awakened in me. not fair but it is what it is ig.

- old man anon

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#pw #tw feederism #old man anon

[guyyuri]

#watching all of skypiea was worth it just for them #montblanc noland #calgara one piece #nolgara #thats the ship name right #anon yells about stuff #one piece #old man yaoi

[swiftmitsu]

Error mightve gotten NM into playing woth dolls, but we all know Lust was the one to introduce him to dress up.

yeah.

lust was horrified by the fashion choices of the king of negativity.

#mitsuasks #mitsusart #anon #<3333 #lust sans #lust!sans #nightmare sans #nightmare!sans #underlust #dreamtale #undertale au #art #undertale #sans undertale #au undertale #undertale multiverse #get better clothes old man #you’d think the guy whos lived for 500 years would wear soemthing other than hoodie #(says me who only wears hoodies no matter what season—)

[yikesb3rg]

mkx johnshi maybe?

mrow

#mkx #mk #mortal kombat #ask #anon #my art #scrap art #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #johnshi #the anatomy is so fucking scuffed im sorry #i cant draw this old man #do you know how long i took on johnny's hair? #too long #but thank u for this rq though kenshi was supa supa fun to draw

[clownsuu]

Mafia Dr stoneface can have my hand marriage fuck you Frank your grandpa is hot af

Old man enjoyer?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸📸

Old man content smhhhh I don’t really have much of an idea of him being in the Mob au besides being a illegal seller of goods (mostly chemical warfare), he’s not even part of the family, just some side character

#Old man content old man content #Don’t blame anon I too am a old man enjoyer #Wish I had more old farts to draw smhhhhh #Dr Stone will have to do #Welcome home #welcome home frank #frank frankly #welcome home oc #Funfact #he robbed several banks with a rock

[markscherz]

I clicked on that wikipedia link you posted for H. fleischmanni and was surprised to see that the section talking about the frog’s natural predators was titled “enemies” instead of “predators.” The word “enemies,” at least to me, seems strange in this context because it seems to anthropomorphize the frogs, which as far as I’m aware is something zoologists try to avoid doing with animals. Is there a scientific reason for “enemies” to be used here, as opposed to “predators”?

Regrettably, a huge number of problems of this kind have been built into Wikipedia by the Wikipedia Education Foundation-supported courses. Students carry out an 'assignment' that involves a dramatic expansion to a given wikipedia page based on any literature they can find. That revised page is then subjected to 'peer review' by their classmates. But because they are unfamiliar with (1) the literature, (2) the contents of other wikipedia pages, and (3) how wikipedia actually works, the resulting pages are often full of misinformation, redundancies, and weird formulations.

You have accurately identified one such idiosyncrasy. 'Enemies' was a very common formulation for 'predators' in the 1800s and early 1900s, but we have largely left it behind, for precisely the reason you say, and hence it sounds jarring to our ears. In this case it is a minor problem (you should have seen how the Paroedura masobe page looked before I cleaned it up), but irksome nonetheless.

#not sure how much sense it makes for non-experts to be responsible for scientific things on the most comprehensive online encyclopedia #the taxonomy system on wikipedia is TOTALLY broken #because no single person has a good overview #and also because WIKIPEDIA DOES NOT WANT YOU TO CITE PRIMARY SOURCES #WHICH IS TOTALLY FUCKED UP #in which Mark goes on a small rant about wikipedia being edited by people who aren't experts in what they're editing #which is the whole *thing* that Wikipedia *is* #old man yells at cloud vibes #answers by Mark #anon #anonymous

[rodolfoparras]

Old men got me like (heart eyes emoji)

Thinking about Old Man Price | 18+, MDNI,

Old man Price and when I say old man Price I mean old man price with grays in his sandy brown hair, crow feet around his eyes, maybe even a pair of glasses resting on the bridge of his nose and lines that appear on his face every time he laughs and smiles

Old man Price who felt a spark of attraction the second he had met you in his office but snuffed it out the second he found out you’re the newest member of his team

Old man Price who quickly notices that you aren’t just handsome but also rather skilled in what you do and he can’t help the attraction from growing

Old man Price who hasn’t completely lost all of his muscles but who’s sporting bit of a gut now, who’s got a saggy chest, gray hairs all over his body, who’s got scars and marks from the years he spent living, a bit of lose skin here and there

Old man Price with a fringe of gray hairs at the base of his length, cock peaking past his beer belly and a bit of sagging here and there

Old man Price with old man pussy, fringe of grays atop of his cunt, jiggly soft thighs with strech marks and lines, and with his cunt peaking past his beer belly

Old man Price who hasn’t been able to get hard in years but who feels blood pooling to his lower half when seeing you dissemble weapons or pinning soldiers under your weight during sparring session

Old man Price who starts wet dreaming, who wakes up with morning wood and jerking off so pass often he starts feeling like a teenager.

Old man Price who gets off to the thought of you sucking the whiskey off of his tongue, who gets off to the thought of you blowing smoke down his throat with your fingers pressing down on his windpipe , who gets off to the thought of riding you in his office chair, who gets off to the thought of calling you sir or having you call him captain in a condescending way while forcing him down on all four and bullying your cock down his throat

Old man Price who has fucked both men and women, gained so much experience but can’t help but imagine what you could teach him

Old man Price who wants to feel like a virgin all over again, wants you to teach him how to suck your cock, how to take your fingers, how it feels to be fucked

Old man Price whose attraction for you grows out of control so much so he has to fuck men who look similar to you (same age same build ) but it’s just not the same, they don’t sound right, don’t feel the way he thinks you’d feel and he just ends up imaging you while being fucked by them

Old man Price who can’t help but imagine what’s it like to be kissed by someone so much younger than him, can’t help but imagine the eagerness that would come from your lips, can’t help but yearn for it, he hasn’t been kissed like that in years and he cums so fast at the sheer thought of it

Old man Price who can’t help but imagine how eager he’d be to get you in bed with him, how he’d be acting like he was a virgin all over again, he’d also be so eager to show you how he can use his mouth, his hands, so eager to show you all the ways he could please you

Old man Price who can’t help to imagine how much younger you’d make him feel just by fucking him

#ANON I HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE AND TALK ABPIT OLD MAN PRICE IM SORDY #John price #John price x reader #John price x male reader #captain John price #captain John price x male reader #captain John price x reader #call of duty #Alec blabbers #Alec answers #top male reader #bottom male character #sub male character #dom male reader

[sculkshrieking]

strahm wearing a binder? sorry im not good at sending requests o×o

diversity win! the worst couple you know is t4t!

#thank u for the request!! :D no need to apologize for anything u aced it fkjdgng #peter strahm #mark hoffman #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #saw #saw v #my art #askbox #anon #requests #old man jigsaw did hoffmans top surgery no doubt

[soadscrawl]

For silly comic ideas - pidge trying to teach keith how to game >:)

this is suuuchhhh a fun idea they go to the space mall and find an ancient human relic (nintendo64) and history is made. i just think keith would really dig the genderfreak ninja princess

#oot spoilers i guess? #if u havent played a game thats over 20 years old thats on u man idk what to say #lol #comic #ask #anon #my art #voltron #keith kogane #pidge holt

[cor-lapis]

Ok so i absolutely love all your comics, they’re so funny and I love the art, but I want to specifically shout out how you draw Neuvillette. He’s so squishable. Just a guy. He always looks faintly disturbed in some way and I want to bundle him up in a blanket. 10/10.

anon I genuinely didn't realise that was always the vibes I drew him with but I went back through all of the fontaine art I've done and. yeah. you nailed it. thank you so much this is such a compliment

#KDSJNFDKSJNFDKN #and thank you for giving me the opportunity to make the old man collage. enjoy my mild art style fluctuations #ty for the ask. you're so right (again sorry it sat in my inbox for so long T_T) #I like to think this could be a letter submitted to the steambird in universe #genshin impact #neuvillette #anon #ask

[decaydanceredacted]

red alert total lock down levels. i need pete wentz to get me PREGNANT NOW !!! i need it so bad i'll pass away please doctor i need it...... pete cock and cum is the only cure to my ill........

i've been fantasizing a lot about the idea of puppy pete wanting to breed me soooo bad whining and whimpering, humping my leg. he's in a rut and he needs to get me pregnant with his pups NOW !!! he's being so pathetic about it and begging to make me the boy mommy of his puppies.....

when i finally let pete mount me he cries big wet pathetic tears bc my pussy is heavenly. obviously. and he needs it soooo bad. maybe he cums too quickly bc that'd be so hot.

i think he'd like to brood over my pregnant tummy. i think it'd be cute if pete and therefore our pups had little doggie ears and tails 😭 i need his babies ASAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i need his cum inside me NOW I AM DERANGED !!!!!! i am THREATENING TO BITE THROUGH DRY WALL. I WILL BE ON THE NEWS SOON IF I DO NOT RECEIVE PETE WENTZ CUM INSIDE ME NOW. i'll die.... please take pity upon me..... call me......

- old man anon (pray for me)

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#pw #pregnancy tag #old man anon

[wolfythewitch]

i love ur jesus fanart so much but genuine question tho.. if you could make a judas design what would he look like?

Honestly probably like The Chosen Judas honestly, he's a vibe. The idea of Judas being pretty young emotionally gutpunches me

#wolfy tedtalks #anon #wolfy religious tedtalks #i mean jesus himself was like 30 plus? early thirties? and every depiction i see of jesus has him as like this old decrepit man like #let my man be 28 and confused #<-- not thay actual canonical age we dont know how old he is

[smashorpassgilf]

frank vernon (succession)

#smash or pass #smash or pass poll #poll #tumblr polls #ask #thank you! #old man #anon

[bixels]

im gonna be honest sir for the longest time i thought you WERE a beautiful butch lesbian on account of the multitudes of lesbian art and your attire in photos and your lack of pronouns that would suggest otherwise

Sorry to disappoint.

#anon #ask me #this is insane to me i'm the most cis-looking man i know #not a beautiful butch lesbian but a decent asian queer twink. #also i'm not offended i'm taking this as somewhat of a compliment i'm just being dry #funny story after i met my partner's parents he told his dad i'm bisexual (my partner is fem presenting) and his dad said #“yea i can tell by the way he dresses.” never been told this before tho! #hey speaking of attire my dad just gave me his old taiwanese air force helmet bag it's sick as hell. maybe i'll post pics

[2aceofspades]

Hmmmm....

*stares Leo dead in the eyes while adding another sticker to the Ace Face*

Sry bud, but Ace is absolutely the grade A cutie here, I'm legally obligated to side with them

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Haha!

Thank you, my lovely morse anon :)

#ace answers #acey doodles #the old man is bitter oooooh~ #as he should be hah! #thank you again morse anon 🙌✨!! #this was very fun to draw teehee! #until next time of course... #:)

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Wait, girl in red? Are you female??

no i’m a ✨mystery✨

….but actually yes lmaooo

#i’m still a ✨mystery✨!!! #and this blog is like in my head a separate entity of myself as like a person? #lmao but yes #also why’d you phrase is like that anon?? lmao #anyways #alexa play girl in red #ask #the hellsite answers #anonymous #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #also #I woke up to this ask and was like ‘nope can’t answer bc mystery✨’ #but also then I remembered like 90% of the people on here think i’m like an 80 year old man😭 #which is absolutely hilarious and adds to the lore #but I got called ‘LITTLE MAN’ in an ask #and like 1. that’s absolutely hilarious #2. even if I was a little man why would you call someone that in an ask bc it so hilariously condescending lmao #and so yeah lmao #oh also i’ve literally posted my spotify on here (which everyone should check out and totally not get rickrolled in the process :) #but I put actual playlists at the bottom and those are. like. so wlw #so anyways yeah #alexa play girl in red even louder