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eldritchhorrorinducedtummyache · 2 years

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The Umbrella Academy as textposts 3.5/?

#five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s2 #tua shitpost #the umbrella academy textposts #tua spoilers #old five #old man five

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stephsageek · 11 months

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Chapters: 13/13 Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Number Five | The Boy & Lila Pitts, Number Five | The Boy/Lila Pitts, Ronnie Gill & Lila Pitts, Anita Gill & Lila Pitts, Number Five Hargreeves & the Gills, Dolores/Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy) Characters: Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Lila Pitts, The Handler (Umbrella Academy), Ronnie Gill, Anita Gill, Original Characters, Carmichael (Umbrella Academy) Additional Tags: Action/Adventure, Slow Burn, Natural Disasters, Sabotage, Swearing, British Slang, Canon-Typical Violence, Time Travel, The Temps Commission (Umbrella Academy), Historical References, Old Number Five | The Boy, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Mutual Pining, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Family Feels, Asexual Number Five | The Boy, Bisexual Lila Pitts, The M is for swearing honestly, Number Five | The Boy has PTSD, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Whump, POV Alternating, historical racism, Upon reconsideration maybe some sex idk maybe nothing explicit? I'm waffling I know lol Series: Part 2 of Partners in Time Summary:

After working together for 3 years as temporal assassins at the Temps Commission, partners Number Five Hargreeves and Lila Pitts have proven themselves to be the best of the best. But can these two legendary assassins survive their latest mission, the derailment of a major railway in London in November of 1967? And what will come to light when they find themselves unexpectedly running into Lila's birth parents? Will their friendship survive the devastating fallout?

A direct sequel to the story, "The Best of the Best. Well, Except for Us"

Well, this is it folks. The last chapter of, "The London Job." This bad boy has been a labor of love, so please be kind. I hope you'll check it out and keep an open mind for a pair of assassins with hearts of gold. If you love time traveling assassins, violence, intrigue, spy-craft, British slang, and a certain grumpy old man and his crazy lady partner, look no further. Oh, an train wrecks, can't forget the train wreck.

#tua #tua fanfic #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #lila pitts #five & lila #the london job #ao3 link #ao3 #fanfic #old man five #pre-canon #au

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kumioon · 1 year

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me + 5

close up chi i five

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #chibifanart #five #tua five #number five #old man five #y/n #me lol #sketch

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rawkingbunny · 2 years

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A Quiet Moment...

#rick and five #rick sanchez #five Hargreeves #number five #frick #old five #old man five #umbrella academy #rick and morty #i've been so busy but have some old stuff

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anxiousumbrella · 2 years

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i am HERE for old man five shenanigans

#THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST ONES COME ON #five hargreeves #old man five #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s3 #the umbrella academy s3 #tua spoilers #the umbrella academy spoilers #lmao

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allskywalkerswhine · 7 months

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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda