#old men hit different

[fuckyeahjohnnycage]

his alluring wet doggy eyes have put me in a trance

#johnny cage #mk11 #johnny cage mortal kombat #mortal kombat 11 #mortal kombat #johnny cage mk #find as he'll #old men hit different

[radiance1]

Danny has been taken along by Vlad to a gala over in Gotham city, given the very easy okay by his parents and a massive bribe by Vlad himself.

(Said bribe was a bunch of cupcakes baked by Vlad personally, and as much as he calls Vlad a fruitloop-and he is one btw- that man is a godly baker)

Has Vlad stopped wanting a son out of him?

Yes.

Has Vlad stopped pinning over his mother?

Yes, but in her place was something he doesn't know if worse or not.

Batman.

Danny, genuinely, does not know what he sees in Batman. Yea, the guy is cool, a well-known hero, always plans ahead and all of that.

But besides all of that he's literally just a guy.

He thinks Vlad is just drawn to miserable men.

(He's so right he doesn't even know.)

But if he remembered correctly, he's pretty sure Bruce and Batman are already in some kind of relationship? He can't remember the exact details, but something about Bruce being Batman's sugar daddy or something.

He knows Vlad is gonna try something, so while the party was going on he discreetly approached one of Bruce's kids to tell them to watch out for his godfather.

"My godfather wants to get with your dad's sugar baby, so you should tell him to watch out I guess."

Then just leaves the next second after passing said information along.

(On another note, Vlad dislikes Bruce simply because he reminds him of Jack both personality wise and a few similar features in the face, though not as tall.)

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #If Vlad wasn't obsessed with Maddie #I say he would go after miserable old men. #They just hit different to him for real

[kossamer]

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"You won't find a more tireless and 🧢loyal🧢 subject." (Misinformation)

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Piece: The Set Up - Favored Nations (duh)

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Gonna be putting some of my faves up along with the OCs, I fell for him HAAARD when I was younger 😀 until I realized hes basically an adorable puppy that chucks a toaster into your bath from time to time. But his letters tear me up so I'll forgive him <3

#hes is SO my type still #military men just hit different #this will be a recurring theme #malavai quinn #digital art #digital illustration #procreate #star wars #star wars the old republic #swtor #swtor sith warrior

[punkeropercyjackson]

Thinking every character would be into older men is a weird ass assumption to make actually,especially when the characters in question aren't even adults

#fr i'm 22 and men with full head of grey hairs have hit on me and i still wish i'd beat their asses in public instead running away in fear #i don't even have p//edo trauma i just find no appeal in dating men old enough to be my dad(the way this phrase is a romance/p*rn trope.die) #and no i am not saying all age gaps are bad i ship some age gap pairings and one of my selfships is a 40something y/o with a 60something y/o #i just think there's a world of difference between a young adult and someone a few years older and two minors with a 1 or 2 year age diff #and someone who's just starting out being grown and someone with decades of experience or a middle schooler and a college student #this goes quadruple for characters from pg media.you can't call 'curate your experience' when you're invading children's spaces #i assure you that most kids and even adults are MUCH more interested in rizzing up people their age than getting pewpaws and mewmaws #antiproship #age gap cw #percy jackson #antilukercy #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #antisladick #antisladejay #antijayslade #roy harper #antijayroy #ra's al-ghul #antijaytim #antitimras #jon kent #antidamijon #antijaysteph #bi #trans #summerposting

[raetreaderarts]

Ohhhhhh yeah another old woman for me to fall in love with, they’ll be the death of me fr

#nsr fanart #nsr tatiana #no straight roads #like I didn’t simp for enough old men #idk man old people just hit different ig #especially if she’s a stern girlboss who would step on me #that last part was prolly an indoor thought #but hey we’re all about being open and honest with our emotions on this blog amirite guys #also her hair is hard as balls to draw like jfc

[chibigrimmreaper]

"the portrait glassred drew" is so junmei coded its unreal. im frothing at the mouth.

#it's got everything!!! 'if only you hadn't changed' from the gentle upright crown prince mnq once knew... to volcano human sacrifices #exterminate the previous heavenly dynasty unleash human face disease extravaganza #'the next time i met you... you had become someone else' jun wu literally becoming the heavenly emperor when the remet at xianle #'Even if you were different from What I remembered if you were happy I had thought perphaps it was okay' *ugly crying* #the song is already prtty heart wrenching on its own... add in old men yaoi... fatal one hit ko combo #mnq /painting/ the murals for xl to find about the story of the kingdom of wouyoung #hell! jun wu and sateriasis/cherubim (who GUMI's character is singing about) ALSO both have extra tiny human face(s)!!! #coincidence? i think not! actlly cherubim has only 1 and its a birth blemish not the vengeful spirits of his murdered ex vassals. but still #⁓parallels⁓ #u see it?!?! u get it?!?! u get my vision?!?!? #junmei #jun wu #mei nianqing #tgcf #tian guan ci fu

[cartoonlover87-2]

Ok, hear me out

Gulliver with long hair just hits different fr fr 😳

Characters by @fluffffpillow

#i am cringe but i am free #spooky month #spooky month oc #spooky month gulliver #Spooky Month Paul #gulliver #Paul #Deranged old men and ventriloquist dolls hit different to me

[bumblingbabooshka]

'Parturition' is so brave for being the yaoi ship trope episode of Voyager. "Neelix and Tom Paris had a physical.....fight." Also continuing Tom's beautiful habit of loving both infidelity and child abandonment with all his heart. Also, wonderful out of context quote: "I had no right to push that pasta in your lap."

#Also I forgot about the Tom/Kes stuff in early seasons #You know what? I think Kes can flirt. Disaster as a real couple/ship but I do believe they'd do some going-nowhere flirting #post Neelix breakup. Also once again Kes SHOULD have been able to ADVENTURE more!!! #Tom's true wife is a beautiful woman named infidelity and he loves her more than anything except Harry Kim #Tom: (bothered & horny) Play the clarinet Harry. #Harry has a really cozy couch setup btw #OH ??? I sthis a thing??? #In two different episodes now Harry's said 'there's an old chinese expression...' <- was that something they were trying out?? #Thank God it didn't stick. #Harry: You keep setting yourself up for rejection. You must like playing the part. / Tom: Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. #<- Sound of a nail being hit squarely on the head...Harry's so handsome #YEEEAAAAH THE GIRLS ARE FIIIIIGHTIIIIIINGGGGG!!!! #Neelix being so possessive of Kes is obviously bad but him just out of nowhere insulting and tossing pasta on Tom IS very fun and good #removed from context. Tom: -eating. doing nothing- / Neelix: You fucking lowlife asshole. =_= #SNRKAHAHHAAH 'I'LL KILL YOU!!!!' CARTOON ROLLING AROUND ON THE TABLES~!!?!?? #I like how this is a fight but NOT serious at all....they are looney tunesing it #Even the background crew are like...smiling & laughing. This is so funny <3 #The doctor would love if two men fought over him. He'd be concerned and tell them to stop but he'd secretly love it I know him I know this. #'How delightful!' indeed. Kes' green & black outfit in this episode is really pretty! Also she & the doctor's banter is nice~! #'That's not funny!' / 'It's not meant to be. You LOVE autopsies?' and her laughing at him saying 'then your world must have very dry lit.' #Also love the doc's ultimate advice of 'It's not your problem' bc it's not~!! Yaoi sin planet with cure what ails em #NEELIX SAID TECHNOBABBLE!!!! HE SAID THE LINE!!!! #Tom: I'm picking up caves west of here. / Neelix: Yaaay. <3 <- negative. sarcastic. hateful. #YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH DINO PUPPET BABYYYY!!!!! #Janeway: Tuvok can you do X? / Tuvok: (preening) I have anticipated your request Captain. / Chakotay: =_= #Tom: The baby's shivering...that's normal right?? <- Yeah Tom <3 It's so normal <3 You're gonna be a great dad <3 #Also Neelix just smiling earnestly at being called Godmother...-raises brow- #Neelix & Tom: Kes - Captain - we've worked out our differences! We had a baby <3

[pvcgothic]

my type is 25 year old tumblr men

#idk what it is but 25 year old men on this app hit different #op

[arundolyn]

unspeakable rizz (dahlia telling someone to scream more) vs sexual harassment (terumi telling someone to scream more)

#crow.txt #dahlia is just like. such proof. that behavior that sucks from men hits extremely different coming from women. ok. #i love worlds most fucked up gilf. whats wrong with her affectionate #like genuinely idk what male character could possibly get away with the line from her 2x s.lp #'HEEL. PUPPY.' YES MA'AM. #and saying valentine should work for her cause she'd look good in a bunny outfit GIRL!!!!!!!!! #her entire homoerotic Thing with eliza #what the fuck is both of their problem affectionate. old lady yuri #also love the fact that wendee lee voices both sekhmet and dahlia. theyre literally the same fr

[original-missif]

Nate's line in The Last Damn Job "Eliot's killed" really hits me harder after writing NFHFCC; specifically while writing The Hitter Job :''''(

#the whole two part finale of s4 hits differently since writing NFHFCC and THJ #:'''''( #rewatching this season both hurts me and gives me ideas on how to make future fics hit harder #just thinking about how Nate hit his peak in hatred in this finale and how it lead to dubenich and latierman's deaths #how he kept playing with the gun and Sophie's speech to him and Eliot talking to him about how it changes you forever #specifically thinking about Eliot's talk #and how in NFHFCC post THJ and how Nate would react to a 17/18 year old telling him if he pulls the trigger two men die #and then Eliot and Quinn sidelining Dubenich to save Sophie and Eliot almost taking Dubenich out to save Nate the trouble #:'''''''''''') #this whole episode hits extremely harder and differently when I put it in the aspect of NFHFCC #nate ford's home for criminal children au #leverage #leverage teens au

[depresseddepot]

it's daydream abt park dong hoon hours

#something abt that ''i learned i was strong enough to kill someone during puberty bitch'' speech against the loan shark really gets me #depressed middle aged business man beat the shit out of an abusive 20 year old and THAT is the shit i live for #that whole episode i was in like a state of euphoria man #something abt lee ji an's apathy and lack of visible emotion hits different #the way they portrayed emotion (esp guarded emotion) was somehow both incredibly realistic and artistic at the same time #incredible. wheres my depressed middle aged businessman to beat up the men that are mean to me #this post is all over. ily park dong hoon keep being cool as hell. also go to therapy please and maybe find a forest you can scream in #my mister #park dong hoon

[chainsawch]

God damnit I think I'm attracted to Kishibe

But specifically anime kishibe. Not manga kishibe. Why? Who knows, certainly not me 🤷‍♂️

#help what do i do #hes just a dude #this is unusual for me #gay for kishibe?? #csm #csm kishibe #i dont fall for men often #especially not old crusty alcoholics #but idk man... hes hitting different in the anime #second bisexual awakening i guess #edit: not to dog on anyone who likes old crusty alcoholics btw #love who you love #:thumbsup:

[tokyomanjihoe]

deadass i have been watching this show since i was like 6. i am so over the moon excited for this you don’t understand.

i hope the show carries on like this. i wanna see doctors from so many different cultures. i want a brown doctor, a south east asian one. i wanna see poc get big roles like this over and over again. in shows and movies. i want so much more representation, i really really do

#and while i loved every second of it #watching middle aged white men in everything gets old #jodie was a breath of fresh air bc i got one step closer to seeing myself in her bc she was a femme doctor! but having the doctor be black #it’s just different. hits closer to home #not me abt to get emotional over this #i’m just so happy #this feels like an understatement bjt representation matters #it really does

[femvaylin]

This show does NOT pull punches

#this is episode THREE and i’m sooo invested in the dynamic of this found family #two men in a relationship saturated with themes of loyalty and grief and regret and religion struggle to reconcile their differences #to not only become better men themselves but to raise their 16 year old protege? #👌😩 #oughhh i’m not immune #i’m begging youuuu let them make it 👏 #five seCOOOONDS AFTER TYPING THIS THIS SHOW HITS ME W ’save me’ ’no. you save me’ OOGHHH #this is gonna end sooo poorly but i’m here for the ride not the destination… #i mean they’re gonna fuck though. right.

[kisshim]

and the only man that went above and beyond to hit on me this past semester was a FUCKING GUY IN HIS MID TWENTIES (ik im an adult wild shit but like i’m aware ok. i could easily pass off as 16) and he found me ON FUCKING LINKEDIN AND STALKED ME AND THEN found me ON CAMPUS and gave me his number and instagram and snapchat and told me i was sooo pretty (all written on a slip of paper whatever) and i’m so lucky i was with a group of friends bc i seriously don’t know what i would’ve done in that situation because why is that fucking creepy oh . i don’t know just a master’s student who is like 24/25 years old stalking me because he saw me somewhere (he’s one of the cs TAs and i took cs but i stopped showing up to lecture) and finding out where on campus i live and somehow running into me and trying to hit on me bye he knew i was a freshman too because he STALKED ME ON FUCKING LINKEDIN

#he was a fob too and i know that’s technically derogatory but like there’s a reason why 😭 it’s such a specific genre #anyway if anyone was wondering i was fucking creeped tf out and didn’t go to specific on campus restaurants/stores alone for a while #also like how does one explain this to their parents i never have the heart to like #my mom will be like ‘aw why don’t u go here’ like haha mom i can’t bc a guy literally stalked me and i’m scared he might kill me #also yes i blocked him everywhere including fucking linkedin but i am also still very very scared #he’s literally like a 24 year old guy why is he hitting on undergrad students like what the fuck #idk maybe some girls are into that but like not me😭 #and also like i have to say he hit on me twice on two different occasions while i was with two different friend groups #and both times i was very … i didn’t like it but thankfully even if he did see me after that he didn’t hit on me #but idk men are fucking insane they might try to kill u or smth i rlly wish i was joking #because who stalks you and finds out where u are thru linkedin i fucking hate that site now i literally never accept invitations anymore #i was like oh a masters student in a similar field that i’m interested in but naww he’s just stalking u girlie !! #anyway #goodnight now #vee rants