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[caffiend-queen]

Book Cover Reveals!

I’ve been working myself stupid, trying to get all my vampire Steve and Vampire James books out in time for Halloween. Thanks to the stern editing of @nildespirandum​ I’m finally finished! Blood Brothers is both It’ll Be Good For You and Feed, or Fuck? together. 

The Birdcage was so much fun to put together, I think you’ll love the book edition if you’ve read the story here. Aren’t these covers freaking gorgeous? EEEE!

Both books are live on Amazon.com! 

Alerting mutuals who I think might be interested, please let me know if you’d like on or off this list. Thank you!

@nonsensicalobsessions​

@albinotigerpython​​

@oldenoughtobeyourmama​​

@chezdricks​​

@noseyrosey1597​​

@before-we-get-started​​

@mizzzpink​​

@patzammit​​

@kalesrebellion​​

@redbarn1995​

@babybubblesxtra​​

@chixkencxrry​​

@sylviefromneptune​​

@emmabarnes​​

@brightsunanddarkmidnight2-0​​

@heavenly1927​​

@learisa​​

@that-one-gay-girl​​

@titty-teetee​​

@alexakeyloveloki​​

@lokislastlove​​

@mcudarklibrary​​

@nildespirandum​​

@imanuglywombat​​

@myoxisbroken​​

@threeminutesoflife​​

@xsapphirescrollsx​​

@jtargaryen18​

@frostbitten-written​​

@dangertoozmanykids101​​

@kimanne723​​

@chuuulip​​

@is-it-madness​

@wrathkitty​

@lokidevotee​​

@sllooney​​

@societyofbibliophiles​​

@inkededucatednnerdy​​

@navybrat817​​

@devikafernando​​

@devilish--doll​

@team-iron-wannabe-man​​

@tinystudentfirepurse​​

@what-is-your-plan-today​​

@jennmurawski13​​

@here4thefanfics​​

@mdemontespan1667​​

@tonarinotogepi​​

@rebekahdawkins​​

@saiyanprincessswanie​​

@nickyI316h

@kez-bez​​

@gigglingtigger​​

@jevans2​​

@teambarnes72​​

@reileth​​

@openup-yourmind​​

@honeybournehippy​​

@bluestaratsunrise​

#Blood Brothers vampire tastiness #The Birdcage Vampire tastiness #support children charities #Be the Light #Sexy scary vampire books for Halloween #free vampire books

[dresupi]

Witches - Darcy Lewis/Sam Wilson/Steve Rogers

for @oldenoughtobeyourmama​ 196 words Rated T I hear you’re looking for a third

A/n: High School AU

~~~~~~~~~~

“I hear you’re looking for a third,” Darcy said smoothly as she slid into the seat beside Steve and across from Sam.

“What?” Steve asked, taking a bite out of one of the carrot sticks he’d just stolen from Sam.

“A third,” Darcy said slower, looking between the both of them. “You know. For your coven. Or whatever.”

Sam regarded her with interest, smacking Steve’s hand away from his bag of carrots. “Where’d you hear that?”

“Around,” Darcy said with a shrug.

Steve crunched loudly. “Yeah? Because we haven’t been talking about that anywhere. We’ve been careful, since you know...” He glanced around the cafeteria and shrugged. “You know.”

“Hence the reason you guys didn’t know I was on the lookout for a first and a second,” she countered.

“Sorta ballsy, isn’t it?” Sam asked. “Coming up and asking two jocks about witchcraft?”

“I guess,” Darcy agreed. “But I’m sorta ballsy. That okay?”

Sam and Steve looked at one another, and Sam looked back at Darcy. “Yeah. That’s okay. Just be quiet about it.”

She reached over to nick one of his carrots. “No problem. I’m ballsy, but appropriately quiet, so you’re in luck.”

Steve chuckled.

#Darcy Lewis #Steve Rogers #Sam Wilson #Darcy x Sam x Steve #Darcy/Sam/Steve #Halloween Prompts 2020 #orange #my writing #oldenoughtobeyourmama

[icybluepenguin]

Plush shop is open!

Come check it out! CraftyPenguinLab

I have everything I've made in the last few months for sale. I'm aiming for a restock in late November for the Christmas season.

I'm also going to figure out a good solution for doing polls so people can vote on what they'd like to see more of in the shop and that sends out email updates because tumblr's tag system is reliably wonky 😆

@asgardian-angel @thelightofthingshopedfor @spooky1980

@stripeycatt @angryschnauzer @nbraraeaves @j-u-s-t-4

@bookworm-christina @dreamsofapiratelife @kiltinspector

@iamthebadwolf85 @thecutestlittlebunbunfairy

@oldenoughtobeyourmama @ms-cellanies @thelightofthingshopedfor

#etsy shop #my crafts #loki plushies

[freudensteins-monster]

Live From My Bedroom! It’s Darcy Lewis!

Based on a fic prompt I received forever ago and have been working on ever since.

Images used in the fake youtube screenshots were sourced almost entirely from Kat Dennings and RDJ's social media accounts.

Please note that this has been written in a very basic script/video transcript format. And has not been beta'd. Fingers crossed it's still easy to read. xoxox

Chapter One: Whatever Happened to Darcy Lewis?

[Title Card: A cheap animated explosion solely using colours from the Lisa Frank colour wheel with the text “LIVE FROM MY BEDROOM! IT’S DARCY LEWIS!” in the middle.]

[Video opens on a cheerful woman in her 30’s sitting in what looks like a teenager’s bedroom from the 90’s. The walls are covered in band/movie posters and the shelves are full of books, Barbies, and other toys from the era. The woman has long wavy brown hair and she is wearing a dark blue t-shirt with a Grumpy Bear symbol on it.]

Hello world! It’s Darcy Lewis here, cashing in on the childhood nostalgia train by launching my very own youtube channel. [winning smile] So… Whatever Happened to Darcy Lewis? This was a question posed to me by a random stranger after she had been staring at me for a solid five minutes as I stood in the tampon aisle of my local grocery store trying to make a decision.

[Cut scene]

[Text on screen: *Dramatic recreation]

[Darcy, dressed in basic t-shirt, staring at shelf of tampons]

[notices someone watching her]

[turns head]

Darcy dressed up like a yoga mom, caught staring: OMG. I am so sorry. It’s just that you look just like that kid from that tv show.

Darcy, dressed in a basic t-shirt, holding two boxes of tampons: [deadpan voice] I get that all the time.

Yoga Mom!Darcy: [deep in thought] Whatever happened to that girl anyway?

Darcy: [still holding up two boxes of tampons] I heard she moved to Florida to breed alligators.

Yoga Mom!Darcy: [shocked face] Really?!

Darcy: [still holding up two boxes of tampons] …No.

[End cut scene]

So, yeah, I am that kid from that tv show. In 1990, at the age of five, I was cast in the sitcom Live from Suburbia! If you don’t remember it you were probably watching Full House. That, or you’re just too young. It’ll be thirty years this month since Live from Suburbia! first aired, and come December I am going to be thirty-five years old.

[video goes black and white, zooms in on a distraught Darcy’s face]

[Psycho shower scene music plays]

[Darcy shakes herself out of it and video returns to normal]

So, yeah, I forgive you if you haven’t seen it.

[Text flashes on screen: HEY NETFLIX! PICK IT UP ALREADY!]

My parents have probably never even seen an episode they weren’t on set for either. They were never really keen on the idea of me becoming a child actor. They’re both college professors – they were prepared for, like, mathletes or debate club, not driving me to auditions and having me take classes with a tutor in a trailer parked outside a soundstage. [laughs] But I was super obsessed with Drew Barrymore in E.T. and when my mom explained that E.T. wasn’t real, and that Drew was an actress, I decided that was what I wanted to do. So when I heard people talking about auditions being held at a local shopping mall, and that they were looking for a “precocious” 5-6 year old girl, I kind of demanded that my parents let me go. That audition was for a cereal commercial – I didn’t get it, but the casting director liked me so when they were starting the casting process for Live from Suburbia! they asked me to audition for the role of Siouxsie.

[Text appears on screen: *NOT SUSIE. SIOUXSIE. LIKE SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES. #endthedebate]

Live from Suburbia! was about a wannabe rock star from LA, played by a pre-famous, pre-infamous, Tony Stark, who had to put his dreams on hold and move to the suburbs when he becomes the sole guardian of his two kids; Siouxsie and Hendrix, played by a pre-teen Clint Barton. You might recognise him too; his most recent album just went platinum.

[images of Clint Barton rocking out on stages around the world flash on screen]

The show was axed in 1994 and I pretty much went back to the real world for a few years and went back to school full time. My parents were pretty insistent on that. Towards the end of middle school they let me get back in contact with my agent and I soon got a recurring role as mean girl Kaitlyn on the Disney Channel show Total Drama Teens. And later on when I was a senior in high school I played Void, the goth hacker-slash-tech support to a brooding vigilante in one of the last great straight-to-video action duds of the Blockbuster era. 

[sudden dramatic close up] 

But we don’t talk about that. 

[zoom out]

After high school I went to Culver University and studied full time. My parents insisted I get a “real degree” so I ended up majoring in Political Science with a minor in Drama, instead of the other way around, and without the Political Science, like I wanted. After I graduated, despite my parents’ concerns, I moved to L.A. to try and become an actress full time. You might remember me from such unforgettable roles as the “kooky” comedic relief-slash-best friend in five different rom-coms from the mid-2000’s – four of which were called Jenny. I am not kidding. 

[Images of her characters appear on screen: Jenny, Jenny, Jennie, Madison, and Jenny.]

I’ve also had bit parts on every Law & Order and CSI series there is, and had recurring roles as the “kooky” girlfriend in about three different sitcoms over the past five years. 

[Darcy sighs]

[Text on screen: SIGHS IN TYPECAST]

Most recently I finished work on my first serious dramatic role in an indie movie called Bottled Lightning. It’s been entered in a few film festivals, I’ve gotten some good reviews for my performance, but as of last week it had still not secured a distribution deal. So, yeah… That one’s probably only going to be seen by a dozen film critics from three different film festivals and then sort of disappear into the unknown. [pouts] So here I am. Taking a break from the grind of auditioning. In my time capsule of a childhood bedroom. Housesitting for my parents while they’re drinking their way across Europe. 

[Darcy sighs again]

[Text on screen: SIGHS IN UNREALISED POTENTIAL]

My parents suggested I just give up on the whole acting thing altogether, move closer to them, get a “real job”… So I created a youtube channel instead. [cheeky smile] I’ve got a few ideas for upcoming episodes. Next week I’m going to be doing a reaction video to the pilot episode of Live from Suburbia! It’s been a good twenty-five years since I’ve seen it, but I’ve got the entire series on VHS. …just got to figure out how to get that digital so I can insert it into one of these videos…

[pensive music]

[Text on screen: COME ON NETFLIX! HELP A GIRL OUT!]

And then maybe a reaction to the first episode of Full House, or a review of the best child actor performances... Maybe if these videos get some traction I might even be able to do some interviews with other child actors – what do you think? Let me know in the comments. And I’m sure you know the drill already: Like, Subscribe, and Share. Thanks for dropping by! I’ll see you next week!

[Darcy blows a kiss to camera, screen fades to black]

NEXT VIDEO: Live from Suburbia! Pilot Episode Reaction (feat. Fizzgig)

*** ** ***

Notes: NEXT VIDEO is not indicative of what the next chapter is about but done simply to imply that Darcy has a whole lot of other videos on her channel that I haven’t written. Also, I named her parent’s cat Fizzgig for the 80s/90s kid vibes.

Tagging everyone who commented on the original tumblr fic prompt in case you wanted to see the end result. @zephrbabe @evieplease @endlesscalendar @lynnestra44 @founderofshield @oldenoughtobeyourmama  @typhoidmeri @phoenix-173 @suzieqsez @kiaraalexisklay @slytherinstarkravingmad​

#live from my bedroom! #it's darcy lewis #darcy lewis #steve rogers #tony stark #darcy lewis x steve rogers #whatever happened to darcy lewis #child actors #child actor au #actor au #youtuber au #freudensteins-fics

[cchellacat]

@oldenoughtobeyourmama !!!!!!!!

#feathered freaking dinobirbs 🦖 #here be dragons #omg what even is this

[latent-thoughts]

Closure (Loki Fanfiction; Endgame AU; Gen)

Hello everyone!

I’m hereby presenting to you my Loki fix-it fic based on Avengers Endgame.

Words:3523

Rating: Teen and up.

Summary:  Loki escaped with the Tesseract in 2012. He has been on the run ever since, hiding from Asgard, from Thanos, from everyone. Now, in 2014, the Tesseract shows him some visions of a warping future. Loki then finds himself smack in the middle of the battle in the Endgame. This is chance at life, at revenge, and at closure. And Loki will take it.

Tagging: @blueeyedjaguar-loki-fics @lisaspageofstuff @evieplease @silly-blue @holacherrycola90 @javelinamilk @winterisakiller @archy3001 @wolfsmom1 @cassadius @nmacparlan @oldenoughtobeyourmama @hallotom @iamhisgloriouspurpose @icyxmischief @loki-freyjason @burningarbiterheart @mastreworld @holykryptonitekitten @lokispettigerr @ohhhmyloki @moonfaery @dangertoozmanykids101 @ladytigrane @maneth985 @alstee @lokilover9 @lokiperfection @lokimymuse @lokiloveforever @igonecrazy @loki-god-of-menace @lasimo74allmyworld @lucianalight @foundlingmother @unofferable-fic @starscreamloki @timetravellingshinigami @ironmaidenmidgardqueen @annievvv7 @helenaisabel​ @magicmastered​ @loke-laufeyjarson

(2014-Alternate Timeline, A small moon colony of Xandar)

Not for the first time in the last few years, Loki stared into the Tesseract, agonizing over what it had revealed to him. It wasn’t the first time he was seeing it all, and he knew that it wouldn’t be the last.

He wanted to let go. He had let go, in certain ways.

He had played around with space, hopping off and on different realms, spending months doing something or the other to augment his magic wielding skills, expanding on his knowledge of space and time…

The last few years had been quite helpful in many ways. He didn’t have to address his pain as long as he was busy; he just let it simmer down slowly. Using his training as a mage to calm his mind had been an asset as well.

But the most helpful aspect of this lonely existence was that he was away from Asgard and his so called family. With the absence of all the people who had hurt him, it was much easier to relinquish the hold on his anguish.

However, the Tesseract kept showing him visions. It was the truth, as the human scientist--Erik Selvig--had once told him. It was his truth.

This truth was another layer of pain on his self, and he dearly wanted to banish it. Alas, the Tesseract was a stubborn mistress, and it insisted on presenting these visions to him.

“Why do you keep showing this to me?” he asked, looking at the Tesseract with forlorn eyes as it sat on his bedside table, imitating a lamp. “Is it my inevitable future? Have I not escaped it? I certainly haven’t lived through that, all of that which you’re showing me. You just keep torturing me with these visions.”

The Tesseract’s glow dimmed and dulled after he said that. Loki looked away from it, wondering if the space stone was hurt by his words. It was, after all, a sentient entity.

How ridiculous…

“What do you want me to do? I’m already dead in that reality, at least, as per your own visions.” He turned and glared at the cosmic cube. “I’m trying to keep myself alive here somehow! Do you want me to lay waste to myself?”

The Tesseract glowed in response, and Loki felt it calling out to him. It was a pull he couldn’t shake off.

“What?” he asked defeatedly.

And then… he saw new visions emerging… of futures merging with past, creating a flux in the grand workings of the universe.

“When?” he asked, brushing his fingers over the cube’s smooth surface. “Tell me. Tell me what needs to be done, please.”

(Keep Reading...)

#Loki fanfiction #endgame spoilers #avengers endgame spoilers #Loki spoilers #spoilers #my Loki fanfiction #Closure

[caffiend-queen]

Caffiend’s Supremely Spooky As Fuck Halloween Reading Recommendations

I’ve been re-reading this glorious mixup from @nildespirandum​ in honor of Halloween, and this is hands-down the sexiest spooky thing she’s written.

A Hex of Infinite Binding is the beginning of a glorious series resolving around a clever witch named Nora and...

Incubus Loki.

You heard me. Who would possibly be a better Incubus than that gorgeous, sexy bastard Loki? You can picture him with the black wings, the leather pants, a pierced nipple... Where was I? Anyway! This is to die for, and the story will put you in the proper mood for All Hallow’s Eve. 

Caffiend’s Spooky As Fuck Halloween Recommendation Masterlist

image credit: Loki’s Veil

Alerting mutuals who I think might be interested, please let me know if you’d like on or off this list. Thank you!

@nonsensicalobsessions​​

@albinotigerpython​​

@oldenoughtobeyourmama​​

@chezdricks​​

@noseyrosey1597​​

@before-we-get-started​​

@mizzzpink​​

@patzammit​​

@kalesrebellion​​

@redbarn1995​​

@babybubblesxtra​​

@chixkencxrry​​

@sylviefromneptune​​

@emmabarnes​​

@brightsunanddarkmidnight2-0​​

@heavenly1927​​

@learisa​​

@that-one-gay-girl​​

@titty-teetee​​

@alexakeyloveloki​​

@lokislastlove​​

@mcudarklibrary​​

@nildespirandum​​

@imanuglywombat​​

@myoxisbroken​​

@threeminutesoflife​​

@xsapphirescrollsx​​

@jtargaryen18​​

@frostbitten-written​​

@dangertoozmanykids101​​

@kimanne723​​

@chuuulip​​

@is-it-madness​​

@wrathkitty​​

@lokidevotee​​

@sllooney​​

@societyofbibliophiles​​

@inkededucatednnerdy​​

@navybrat817​​

@devikafernando​​

@devilish--doll​

@team-iron-wannabe-man​​

@tinystudentfirepurse​​

@what-is-your-plan-today​​

@jennmurawski13​​

@here4thefanfics​​

@mdemontespan1667​​

@tonarinotogepi​​

@rebekahdawkins​​

@saiyanprincessswanie​​

@nickyI316h

@kez-bez​​

@gigglingtigger​​

@jevans2​​

@teambarnes72​​

@reileth​​

@openup-yourmind​​

@honeybournehippy​​

@bluestaratsunrise​

#Incubus Loki #Caffiend's Supremely Spooky As Fuck Halloween Reading #Wonderful sexy Halloween reading about Loki

[caffiend-queen]

Caffiend’s Supremely Spooky As Fuck Halloween Reading

I’ve been absent for the last couple of weeks, getting The Birdcage, It’ll Be Good For You and Feed, or Fuck? ready to publish. But I’m needing that spooky vibe and I know you must be, too. 

So may I suggest some of my favorite spooky, sexy as fuck inspirations?

Hands-down, the most delicious Loki as a Vampire tale comes from my beloved @nildespirandum​. Rapacity is hot as balls and super creepy. Imagine being sick and desperate for an affordable apartment? How handy that Vampire Loki has a little loft open to rent over his opulent garage?

This is fucking amazing. Read it now. Thank me later.

Caffiend’s Supremely Spooky As Fuck Halloween Reading Masterlist

Alerting mutuals who I think might be interested, please let me know if you’d like on or off this list. Thank you!

@nonsensicalobsessions​

@albinotigerpython​

@oldenoughtobeyourmama​

@chezdricks​

@noseyrosey1597​

@before-we-get-started​

@mizzzpink​

@patzammit​

@kalesrebellion​

@redbarn1995​

@babybubblesxtra​

@chixkencxrry​

@sylviefromneptune​

@emmabarnes​

@brightsunanddarkmidnight2-0​

@heavenly1927​

@learisa​

@that-one-gay-girl​

@titty-teetee​

@alexakeyloveloki​

@lokislastlove​

@mcudarklibrary​

@nildespirandum​

@imanuglywombat​

@myoxisbroken​

@threeminutesoflife​

@xsapphirescrollsx​

@jtargaryen18​

@frostbitten-written​

@dangertoozmanykids101​

@kimanne723​

@chuuulip​

@is-it-madness​

@wrathkitty​

@lokidevotee​

@sllooney​

@societyofbibliophiles​

@inkededucatednnerdy​

@navybrat817​

@devikafernando​

@devilish–doll​–doll

@team-iron-wannabe-man​

@tinystudentfirepurse​

@what-is-your-plan-today​

@jennmurawski13​

@here4thefanfics​

@mdemontespan1667​

@tonarinotogepi​

@rebekahdawkins​

@saiyanprincessswanie​

@nickyI316h

@kez-bez​

@gigglingtigger​

@jevans2​

@teambarnes72​

@reileth​

@openup-yourmind​

@honeybournehippy​

@bluestaratsunrise

#spooky sexy Halloween reads #Halloween reading recommendations #vampire Loki #Caffiend's Supremely Spooky As Fuck Halloween Reading

[caffiend-queen]

Caffiend’s Supremely Spooky As Fuck Halloween Reading Recommendations

Now, @sweater-daddiesdumbdork​ is another one of those genius girls who really, gave me too many choices for spooky reads. But one that’s haunted me forever is Rose Red All Hallow’s Eve- with a gritty, intense, and hot as balls Curtis Everett is trying to keep both of you alive. Not that that fucking Wilford’s helping any... With bonus wicked Charles Blackwood!

Caffiend’s Supremely Spooky As Fuck Halloween Reading Recommendations masterlist

Alerting mutuals who I think might be interested, please let me know if you’d like on or off this list. Thank you!

@nonsensicalobsessions​​

@albinotigerpython​​

@oldenoughtobeyourmama​​

@chezdricks​​

@noseyrosey1597​​

@before-we-get-started​​

@mizzzpink​​

@patzammit​

@kalesrebellion​

@redbarn1995​

@babybubblesxtra​

@chixkencxrry​

@sylviefromneptune​

@emmabarnes​

@brightsunanddarkmidnight2-0​

@heavenly1927​

@learisa​

@that-one-gay-girl​

@titty-teetee​

@alexakeyloveloki​

@lokislastlove​

@mcudarklibrary​

@nildespirandum​

@imanuglywombat​

@myoxisbroken​

@threeminutesoflife​

@xsapphirescrollsx​

@jtargaryen18​

@frostbitten-written​

@dangertoozmanykids101​

@kimanne723​

@chuuulip​

@is-it-madness​

@wrathkitty​

@lokidevotee​

@sllooney​

@societyofbibliophiles​

@inkededucatednnerdy​

@navybrat817​

@devikafernando​

@devilish–doll​–doll

@team-iron-wannabe-man​

@tinystudentfirepurse​

@what-is-your-plan-today​

@jennmurawski13​

@here4thefanfics​

@mdemontespan1667​

@tonarinotogepi​

@rebekahdawkins​

@saiyanprincessswanie​

@nickyI316h

@kez-bez​

@gigglingtigger​

@jevans2​

@teambarnes72​

@reileth​

@openup-yourmind​

@honeybournehippy​

@bluestaratsunrise

#Tumblr besties #Curtis Everett fandom #Charles Blackwood fandom #Caffiend's Supremely Spooky As Fuck Halloween Reading

[dresupi]

Yellow Sweetbriar - Bucky Barnes/Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers

for @oldenoughtobeyourmama​ 238 words Rated T Yellow Sweetbriar - I think we’re growing apart

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“I think we’re growing apart...” Darcy said, laughing a little as she ran her hand over her swelling belly. “Won’t be long before you’ll have to fight with Bucky to lay beside me...”

Steve chuckled. “Won’t be a fight. I’ll win.”

Bucky snorted and snuggled against Darcy’s back. “As if you could move me.”

“I could move you,” Steve muttered. “I know your ticklish spots.” Instead of fighting Bucky for territory, he simply found a way to lay in front of her, leaning over her belly to kiss her lips.  Just as he did, however, the baby started kicking and Darcy started giggling.

“I swear that’s Buck’s kid in there,” Steve teased. “Certainly kicks like him.”

“Thought it didn’t matter whose it was,” Bucky teased, his hand coming down to feel the movements for himself. “Besides, that feels like a Steve Rogers temper tantrum in there.”

“I do not have temper tantrums,” Steve grumbled.

“Yeah, well, I’m about to have one,” Darcy said, wiggling until she could sit up. “Couple of space heaters, both of ya. I’m liable to sweat to death.” She scooted down to the end of the bed and made her very slow way out to the kitchen for ice water.

“I can’t believe you’re leaving us,” Bucky called.

“I can’t believe you’re trying to sweat me out,” she retorted. “Doesn’t matter whose kid it is, it’s a space heater just like both of you.”

#Wintershieldshock #Bucky x Darcy x Steve #Bucky Barnes #Steve Rogers #Darcy Lewis #Bucky/Darcy/Steve #Flower Language Prompts #orange #my writing #oldenoughtobeyourmama

[dresupi]

Werewolves - Darcy Lewis/Sam Wilson/Steve Rogers

for @oldenoughtobeyourmama​ 328 words Rated T Two alphas showing off for their omega

~~~~~~~~~~

Steve tackled Sam to the ground, and the second his back hit the cushioned gym floor, Darcy glanced up from fiddling with her iPhone. She was careful not to turn her head, only her eyes. Because if they saw her staring, then there’d be no stopping them.

Sam grinned up at Steve and rolled him over on his back, pressing his knee into Steve’s inner thigh. “Gotcha.”

“By playing dirty,” Steve countered through clenched teeth, wrenching his leg out from under Sam’s. He grabbed Sam’s arm and twisted it around, rolling with it until he had the other man on his hands and knees, forehead pressed to the mat yelling ‘uncle!’

“What?” Steve asked, laughing a little.

“I said ‘uncle’ you son of a bitch.”

“Uncle what?”

“Uncle Sam,” he growled, pushing up on his knees and throwing Steve off him and into the pile of mats across the room.

Darcy snickered and they both looked up, grinning widely.

“See?” Steve said, pushing to his feet. “Told you she was watching.”

“Watching you get your ass kicked, maybe,” Sam countered.

“Oh, is that what was happening? I thought I was letting you look strong for our omega, but maybe I oughta actually try this time?”

Sam rolled his eyes and settled into a stance, bent forward, with his hands out in front of him, like he was preparing to wrestle a bull or something.

“I’m going back home,” Darcy said loudly, and Sam immediately abandoned the fight, straightening up to follow her, which left Steve to barrel towards him into nothing, rolling forward and crashing into the opposite wall.

“I’m gonna kick your ass, Wilson!” Steve called.

“Haven’t done it yet, so I’m not really scared, Rogers!”

“You guys are idiots,” Darcy said. “Seriously, the macho routine isn’t necessary. You already have me. Both of you.”

“But you like watching,” Steve said, appearing by her side. “Oh, and on your left.”

Sam and Darcy both groaned in unison.

#Wingedshieldshock #Darcy Lewis #Sam Wilson #Steve Rogers #Darcy x Sam x Steve #Darcy/Sam/Steve #Halloween Prompts 2020 #orange #my writing #oldenoughtobeyourmama

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Bay Leaf - Darcy Lewis/Thor

for @oldenoughtobeyourmama​ 858 words Rated T Bay Leaf - Unexpectedly moving on from your ex when meeting someone new

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It was silly, really. You couldn’t move on from an ex with someone else’s boyfriend.

Especially when that someone else was your best friend.

And the boyfriend was literally named Thor and was a literal golden retriever of a human being. He probably had no idea he was doing anything other than being nice, anyway.

Which was why Darcy stopped hanging out with Jane and Thor pretty soon after she broke up with Mike.

It wasn’t fair to Jane.  Or or to Thor.

Or to herself, if she was being honest. It was just straight up shitty all around.

Jane totally noticed too. Well, she noticed Darcy not wanting to hang out with Thor. Which prompted her to ask if he’d done something to piss her friend off.

It wasn’t a lie, the thing Darcy told Jane to get her to drop it.  She said, “Nope. He’s done nothing wrong. I’m just still reeling from the whole thing with Mike and I don’t want to be around any man right now. Is that okay?”

And Jane accepted it. Likely because it was one of those partial truths that you told to people you love to get them to stop digging in a hole of hurt.

So Darcy still got to be friends with Jane. And she didn’t have to see Thor and his smile, or hear his laugh.

It worked for a while.

And before it became a further issue, Jane broke up with Thor because... because well... She’d met someone else, and Thor and Jane didn’t exactly have a ton of stuff in common. Of course, he was completely off limits anyway. Darcy knew that.

Luckily, the new guy was one-hundred percent not Darcy’s type. So she wasn’t worried about accidentally falling in love with him or anything.  And she and Janey could get back to normal.

Except there was this niggling thing in the back of her mind. The way Thor kept popping up in all her thoughts.

How he kept finding his way to all her haunts. Nothing creepy or anything. Dude just probably appreciated the best iced coffee in Midtown as much as Darcy did. And Jane had said he was working on getting into grad school. So running into him at the library wasn’t that far outside the realm of normal either.

Of course it did nothing for the crush that was more of a dent now, anyway. The magnetic pull she felt tugging her towards him.

She was sipping a cinnamon roll iced latte the next time she saw him, ordering something from the barista not ten feet away from her.

“You should go talk to him,” Jane said under her breath.

“What?” Darcy asked, blinking rapidly because there was no way her friend just told her to go talk to her ex.

“Go talk to him, Darcy. God. I’m sick of seeing you like this.”

“I’m not like anything, Janey...”

“You are. You have been since you met him.”

Darcy shook her head. “No. No, it was just...”

“Darcy. Do you know how difficult it is to date someone and know you’re not the one for them? And to have it not break your heart because you always knew it, but if you just broke things off right when you realized it, they’d never find the person they were supposed to be with?”

“No, can’t say that I do. I do know how hard it is to catch feelings for your best friend’s boyfriend when you’re on the goddamn rebound, though. And then they just... don’t go away, but he’s off limits once you’re off the rebound because he’s now your best friend’s ex.”

Jane sighed. “Is he still off limits when your best friend tells you to go for it?”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“Because. I know my best friend loves me, but I will never do something that would hurt her like that.”

Jane sighed again, more frustrated this time. “Dammit Darcy, go talk to him.”

Groaning, Darcy slid out of her chair, pausing only once to confirm with Jane, who spun her around and shoved her in Thor’s direction.

And so, months after she’d emotionally moved on with him, she finally took the first step.

“Hey Thor.”

“Darcy!” he smiled and she wanted to melt.

“You, uh... in a hurry?” she asked as he waited for his order.

“No, but I saw you were with Jane, so I was going to just...” He turned to gesture towards Jane, except she was gone. “Huh... weird. I thought she was sitting with you.”

Darcy caught her friend’s eye as she slipped out of the coffee shop, giving her a thumbs up as she slunk away. “No, she had to go... do you want to join me? I have that whole table to myself.”

“If you wouldn’t mind the company.”

“Nah, never.”

“Okay then. I’ll be over in a moment.”

Darcy exhaled as she walked back to the table, the knot that had taken up residence in her gut finally loosened. Jane was pretty amazing.

She’d always known, but...

Smiling, she took a sip of her latte and Thor pulled up a chair.

#Hammershock #Darcy x Thor #Thor x Darcy #Darcy Lewis #Thor Odinson #Darcy/Thor #Thor/Darcy #Flower Language Prompts #orange #my writing #oldenoughtobeyourmama

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Fleur de Lis - Darcy Lewis/Johnny Storm

for @oldenoughtobeyourmama​ 171 words Rated T Fleur de Lis - A yearning, burning kind of love

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“Darcy...” Johnny breathed her name and felt like he was searing her skin with every exhale. She supposed that came with the territory. The temperature. How hot he ran.  Fingers closed around her hand and she moaned into his kiss.

His other hand came up to cradle the back of her head before it hit the wall of the elevator, her breath coming out in short gasps while the elevator dinged on each floor.

“Johnny...” she murmured. He gave her a devilish grin and reached behind him for the emergency stop button.

“You want a little adventure, Darce?”

“Aren’t you enough?” she teased.

“If you say so,” he countered, eyes locked on hers while his hand froze just shy of pressing the button. She inhaled sharply.

“Yes, I want adventure. If that means your hands on me in the next three seconds, I want it,” she whispered.

“You’ve got it, babe.” He pushed the button and immediately slunk his other hand under her skirt. “Just hold onto the handrails for me.”

#Tasertorch #Darcy x Johnny #Johnny x Darcy #Darcy Lewis #Johnny Storm #Darcy/Johnny #Johnny/Darcy #Flower Language Prompts #orange #my writing #oldenoughtobeyourmama

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Cabin - Clawshock

for @oldenoughtobeyourmama​ 257 words Rated T

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Darcy was taking up most of the only sofa in the whole cabin, so if Logan wanted to sit down, (and he did), he’d have to share it with her.

The thing about Darcy Lewis was, and everyone who’d been staying here to keep her safe had said this, she was a very tactile individual. And that it wasn’t a bad thing. Logan certainly didn’t mind it initially.

But he could see it turning bad for him. Bad because he liked it too much. He started craving the little brushes of her feet against his thigh. To the point where he wondered if she’d object to putting her feet in his lap or not.

She was bouncing her toes against his leg currently. There was no TV in the cabin, which would have helped keep his mind occupied on something other than how her feet would feel in his hands.

Finally, he reached down to grab her foot, causing her to gasp when she looked up from her book. “Oh, sorry... was I doing it again?”

“No, it’s...” he began. “It’s fine.” He cleared his throat and released her foot. “It’s fine.”

She smirked and pulled her feet away, handing him her book as she gathered her pillow and her blanket to crawl down to his side of the couch. “You can read over my shoulder if you want,” she said, snuggling up by his side and making herself comfortable.

He did read over her shoulder, but he couldn’t remember for the life of him what the book was about.

#Clawshock #Darcy x Logan #Logan x Darcy #Darcy Lewis #Wolverine #Darcy/Logan #Logan/Darcy #Winter Prompts 2020 #orange #my writing #oldenoughtobeyourmama