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Asmo : Guys I am going to stay out of drama Imma focus on school and be a better person-

Mammon : Guess who got caught sucking dick in the bathroom

Asmo : * runs to Mammon * WHO

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Man in The Mirror, Pt. 3

Part 1 is complete

, and

so is Part 2.

This is like a prologue, of sorts; meant to be read last, but takes place before events of Part 1 & 2. The final part tells what happened a little before, during, and a little after the manor was burnt down. Told in 3rd person omniscient.

° Author’s note: Despite the setting being 16th century France, I’m using clothes from late 18th century that aristocracy and noblemen wore. 16th clothes looked ugly

° Other author note: I tried keeping this brief and short and this is also long. If there’s any typos I apologize deeply.

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He fastened his breeches around his waist; the silk material felt soft and delicate, so he made sure not to tear it. He constantly did just that; it always happened one way or another, either during a spell gone wrong or just a daily life annoyance. The ripped and torn ones were worn around his chipping manor; the good ones he took great care in to ensure that they were fit for the public. He didn’t have to worry about a public appearance in his own home; no one was there besides him and another “guest” of his.


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adhd food admin lol i forgot to mention id like mammon, belphie, asmo, and beel! thanks again lol

A/N: sorry this took so long but college is a bitch with this whole pandemic thing lmao but thank you for being patient!!! I absolutely felt this and hope you enjoy it regardless  

★・・・★ MAMMON ★・・・★

-Mammon has the same issue. If he isn’t actively seeking out an expensive, high-end meal to satisfy his greed, he’ll forget to eat in general or take whatever he can find first. Even if it’s someone else’s.

-Instant ramen enthusiast. If MC forgets to eat, he’s always got a package of it SOMEWHERE in his room. It’s the first thing he’ll suggest for a quick meal if MC asks. It’s also the first thing he’ll make if he realizes they haven’t eaten.  

-Spices it UP. Definitely able to take a normal package and add the works to make it a proper meal. Meat, spices, an egg—you name it. He’s making it seem so fancy that MC will forget it’s instant ramen and feel accomplished that they ate an entire meal.

-Tries his best to get a normal eating schedule just so he could make sure MC eats on time too. A lot of the meals he’ll make is ramen but, he’ll branch out and try to make something else for them too, just give him a while to learn.

★・・・★ BELPHEGOR ★・・・★

-Also really bad eating habits. Not that he forgets to eat per say, but he’d rather sleep. He’s having sleep for dinner. Sometimes, the only reason he wakes up for food or the only reason he snacks throughout the day is thanks to Beel. He’s not going to be very good support for MC in this case

-He’ll try to remind MC to eat while he’s awake, but he’s kind of a hypocrite. “You need an actual meal,” he says, while munching on the cookie he’s had in his hand the past 30 minutes.

-Definitely the type to treat MC to meals whenever he can, in an attempt to help. They may not be high-end expensive places, but sometimes café food isn’t too unhealthy, and he’d much rather have MC have a fast-food burger every now and again rather than nothing at all.

-Sets alarms to wake himself up to text MC to eat, then promptly goes back to sleep. He has to be reminded by Beel to remind MC. It’s a train of reminders, but he’ll never reprimand them for the bad habit. Just, looks at them for a while until one of them has a lightbulb go off in their head.

★・・・★ASMODEUS ★・・・★

-Now Asmo– Asmo will reprimand MC for this habit. It’s unhealthy and definitely bad for your skin among other things and he will not have it, not his precious MC.

-Aware that it isn’t on purpose so he doesn’t get MAD, but definitely gives them a pouty, whiny kind of reprimand. Immediately makes them go eat something, whether he’s around or not. He’ll enlist the help of others if he has to, to keep an eye on them to ensure they did.

-Offers to bring them with him to every meal he has—double plate pics for Devilgram? Absolutely adorable, he’s in. What makes it better is, he tends to (at least try) to eat very healthy! He thinks maybe the healthy aspect will help MC even if it’s just starting to switch to healthier snacks whenever they do remember to eat. The healthy snacks might help them feel more energetic and maybe spur them to eat at normal times, even if those meals aren’t exactly healthy.

-Suggests food he says are his favourites to get MC to try them. They really aren’t but, if it gets MC to replace just one cookie with a better option, he’ll take it. Just wants to make sure the food they’re eating makes them feel good! Too much junk food at bad times will make them feel icky and gross and not want to spend time with him and he Does Not want that.

★・・・★ BEELZEBUB ★・・・★

-He may have a bad diet as well but at least he remembers to eat. Well, he doesn’t really have the chance to forget. Put it this way, he at least eats meals. We’ll overlook the fact he has about 5 of them at a time. That being said, he gets really concerned when MC doesn’t eat meals and simply snacks.

-Definitely the type to bring MC meals whenever he feels they’re necessary. Nothing else is said, no pressure, no reprimands, nothing. He’ll just bring a meal for them and some food for himself, and hope they eat without question. Sort of like one of those “if you see someone do it you will too” instances, like with yawning.

-Doesn’t try to make them eat healthy, really, he thinks the important part is to make sure you eat meals at reasonable times. If they can’t do that, they he makes sure they have fulfilling snacks throughout the day to replace the meals.

-Cooks or buys them food constantly. If he’s getting food, so is MC. If MC ever is hungry, he’s the one to go to cause he’s got endless snacks. He has a stash of snacks underneath the desk in his room, they’re free to go and grab one any time. He’s just happy to see them eating honestly, even if the habits aren’t the best ‘cause really, neither are his.

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i really miss asmo so i finished this short reader insert piece i had sitting around  (it’s pretty suggestive but there’s no actual smut)

readers gender neutral 

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“I’m exhausted.” The words were almost unintelligible through your yawn.

Asmo had dragged you around for a good chunk of the day shopping and apparently he was helping you by doing this.

For a good while now, you would stay up well into the night, whether it was to finish assignments or endlessly scroll through Akuzon, looking at the items you couldn’t afford. So on school nights you’d wake up exhausted the next morning. And by the time Friday rolled around you we’re so tired you would fall asleep early and wake up in the middle of the night…an endless cycle of little and fragmented sleep.

“You need 8 hours every night ____!” A statement Asmo had told you so many times and you always brushed him off. But now that you were official it was much harder to do.

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image

Currently in a bad mental state and this made me smile a bit.


As much as I give Asmo shit I still live for these simple wholesome moments. 😊

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OM: Grief and the Sins

I’m back with another analysis of the Demon Brothers and their respective sins, which includes spoilers for Lessons 1-20.  

Life, after trauma and loss, doesn’t just stop. Sometimes, you might wish it would, and even as much as it feels like everything grinds to a halt–it doesn’t, really. It can’t. So you start trying to find ways to cope with your grief, to continue existing. And sometimes, those coping methods aren’t healthy, and grow into something potentially destructive.


Welcome to my overdue essay on the Demon Brothers’ sins as coping methods gone awry–so far as to become their defining traits.

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Perfect Acting

Yandere!Asmodeus x GN!Mc

Warning: Mention of Necrophilia

(( I didn’t have a whole lot of time to finish editing so I’m sorry if some parts seem rushed or underdone!!!! 😖 ))

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MC belongs to GenZ

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Warnings: implied suicidal ideation, uncensored cursing

Characters: 7 brothers + side characters

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Lucifer

  • He has threathened your life multiple times, yet it continues to shock him how you seemed to be okay with the idea of dying
  • “Awesome, dead people ain’t having to do homework”
  • The fuck?
  • Grows concerned for MC’s well being
  • Sometimes, he gets caught so off-guard he can’t even come up with something to answer
  • “Mammon, you do that ONE more time and I will hang you from the ceiling”
  • “That’s kinky”
  • “Hey, Pridey Mc’Prideface!”
  • ?????
  • Someone please help this man

Mammon

  • ?????
  • Genuinely so confused and concerned
  • Also takes advantage of your behaviour tho
  • You’re the perfect partner in crime
  • Though sometimes you do freak him out
  • “Mammon, let’s commit arson”
  • What the fuck, MC

Leviathan

  • Lololol same
  • “For Diavolo’s sake, just let me die already”
  • “Same”
  • Actually gets along with you very well
  • Sometimes he does get a bit concerned tho
  • Humans shouldn’t sleep that little, right?
  • “DID YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE LACTATE THROUGH THE SKIN OF THEIR ARMPIT AFTER GIVING BIRTH!?”
  • “MC, it’s three in the morning, what the fuck”

Satan

  • MC, are you okay?
  • Has to sit you down and have a serious talk with you after you two were watching a series where someone jumped off a building and you suddenly said “mood”
  • Scolds you whenever you make self-depreciating jokes
  • Is always reminding you to eat properly or to get enough sleep
  • Basically becomes your mom
  • “You think I’d break something if I try to jump from the top of the staircase?”
  • “MC, no”
  • “MC YES”

Asmodeus

  • LOUD GASP
  • MC, that is not good for your skin!
  • Sighs and shakes his head whenever you say negative things about yourself
  • “Sweetie don’t say such horrible things, you’re beautiful”
  • Constantly pampers you and kidnaps you to have spa days
  • “MC, how many energy drinks have you drank today?”
  • “Yes”

Beelzebub

  • ????
  • So confused
  • You are so great, why do you talk about yourself like that?
  • Is very concerned about you forgetting to eat
  • Tries his best to make sure you are taking proper care of yourself
  • “Do you think I can finish a family-sized pizza in less than 30 minutes?”
  • He definitely could, but humans shouldn’t eat that much?
  • “Are you okay?”

Belphegor

  • Didn’t understand how you could forgive him so easily even after killing you
  • A few weeks after living with you, everything was clear
  • Feels guilty for the entire murder thing whenever you jokingly bring it up or you mention you want to die
  • “Hey, Belphie, kill me again so I don’t have to do this”
  • “MC…”
  • “I crave death”
  • Sometimes just forces you to sleep so he doesn’t have to deal with your shit
  • Also does this because he knows you sleep way less than you should

Diavolo

  • Finds your behaviour… amusing
  • Soon grows worried about your well-being
  • Makes Barbatos make sure you don’t get yourself killed
  • Humans are supposed to be fragile creatures, right?
  • THEN WHY WERE YOU SO RECKLESS
  • Someone help him before he gets a heart attack

Barbatos

  • Has to make sure you don’t do something stupid enough to get yourself killed
  • Misterious butler always has your back
  • When he knows you’re not in real danger, he likes to watch your shenanigans
  • He’s allowed to have fun too, right?
  • “MC, I kindly suggest you stop that behaviour”
  • “Okay boomer”
  • It’s not wise of you to test his patience

Simeon

  • So concerned
  • Doesn’t understand 90% of the things that came out of your mouth
  • “MC, I’m afraid I don’t understand what you’re trying to say?”
  • Does not trust to leave you and Solomon alone
  • Another hen mom
  • “MC, I do not think that’s a good idea”
  • “Meh, I’ll do it for the vine”
  • “Do it for the what”

Luke

  • ?????
  • MC please stop putting yourself in such risky situations
  • You shouldn’t be saying you want to die
  • MUCH LESS IN FRONT OF DEMONS
  • Becomes overprotective of you

Solomon

  • This bitch,,,
  • Just encourages your bad decisions
  • “I’ll give you 7,000 grimm if you go and bite Lucifer”
  • “No way”
  • “10,000 grim”
  • “Aight bet”
  • He’s even worse than Mammon
  • You two get along very well since you get all the references you make
  • You are also a threat not only to yourselves, but to the entire Devildom
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MC is a modern witch [2]

Summary: Unlike Solomon or the witches that the brother have interacted with, in the human realm MC is much like the modern witches we nowadays know: bottle spells, deity work, divination… just plain energy work with the help from the universe. However, since their arrival to the Devildom MC notices how their magickal abilities are stronger and the brothers seem to notice it too.

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This is basically what happens in the first Lesson; MC arriving to the Devildom and meeting the brothers. Mild modifications are made to fit this timeline 💕

Warnings: none

Characters: Diavolo, Lucifer, Barbatos, Mammon, Asmodeus, Satan

Genre: slice of life

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You’re in a place that looks like a courtroom. Several men were looking your way. The man in the seat of the chief judge starts speaking.

— Welcome to the Devildom, MC. —Welcome to the… what?— …Oh, pardon me. Feeling a bit shocked, are we?

The tall, red-haired man before you spoke calmly, always having a smile on his face.

— Well, that’s understandable. You’ve only just arrived, after all. As a human, it will probably take a little while for you to adjust to things here in the Devildom.

— The Devildom…? —now you were pretty sure you weren’t dreaming or in an astral travel.

You silently prayed to your two demon guides in hopes of being helped. The tanned man before you spoke again, introducing himself. Now, his face had a name and things started to get clear.

— I am the ruler of all demons, and all here know of me. […]

His words echoed in your mind as you tried to process everything. Before you could think about it twice, a sudden question exited your lips. “Why am I here?”. You were expecting Diavolo to answer you, but a familiar voice made you immediately turn your head; you knew that voice all too well.

— Speaking on behalf of the entire student body at this great and storied school of ours, I offer you a most heartfelt welcome, MC.

Words suddenly were clogging up your throat, but nothing came out. It was him; you were finally meeting him physically. How did that even happen? Your brain still seemed to be slowly processing everything, as you only nodded at everything the demon before you said, and carefully grabbing the D.D.D you were given. Their voices were more of a background noise, until a new one rang in your ears.

— Oh, come now. Really? You should be honored that you get to introduce such a sweet and charming little brother like me!

Lucifer introduced him as Asmodeus, and soon another man joined the conversation. You parted your lips open, trying to come up with something to say, but nothing came out.

— During your stay in the Devildom, the seven brothers will lend you their strenght. To keep you safe, you are to stay with them at the House of Lamentation.

Keep you safe?… Just as if he could read your mind, Lucifer went ahead and answered your mentally made question.

— Most agree with Diavolo, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t vulgar demons out there who wouldn’t harm you. If anything were to happen to you, it would be our responsibility. And I won’t betray Diavolo’s expectations, so I will do everything in my power to make sure you survive your stay down here in the Devildom. Although we will all be living together, you should still have the means to reach us at any given time.

Diavolo helped you understand how your D.D.D’s messaging app worked, and after finishing this, suddenly a tanned white-haired demon barged into the room.

— Just who do you think you are, human?

He continued his speech, until Lucifer warned him to stop and hit him. The brothers started talking again, and you couldn’t help but listen and stare. You felt a bucket of cold water pouring over you when hearing your most trusted guide tell you that you didn’t have any magic in you unlike the other exchange student from the human world.

— You really don’t recognize me…? —you whispered, heartbroken. However, he seemed to ignore this and proceeded to continue talking about your stay at RAD, the HoL and the Devildom.

Making yourself go on automatic mode, suddenly you were at the House of Lamentation, walking behind the demon who was supposed to take care of you. You’ve had studied about Mammon before, but having him babysit you was… something you weren’t expecting. You werent really listening to what he was saying, until another familiar voice made you snap out of your automatic pilot state.

— Leviathan…?

The two brothers started to argue, and your just limited yourself to watch and wait, and suddenly… Mammon ran away, leaving only you and your second most trusted guide.

— Do you realize what just happened? Mammon used you as a distraction to get away from me. …Or maybe I should say he used you as a sacrifice.

Without really asking, soon Levi (as apparently Mammon told you to call him) dragged you into his room, and you just stared in awe at everything around you. You definitely had been there before in dreams.

— … What’s that now? You want to know why I looked around to see if anyone was watching before I closed the door?… Hey, why are you looking at me like that, normie!?

— Lord Leviathan, do you really not recognize me?…

— Lord? What are you talking about? Why should I recognize a human? This is why I hate normies, they’re always up with weird stuff…

— Leviathan… it’s me, MN. We’ve been working together for more than four years now…

You saw his lips part open and his eyes starting to carefully study you, squinting them for a few seconds before…

— WOOOAAAH!

His sudden outburst made you yelp and jump in your place. And suddenly, the avatar of envy had his hands on your shoulders, grasping them tightly.

— What are you doing here!? You were chosen for this program!? This is unbelievable! It’s like that anime I was chosen for an exchange program in hell but nobody knows I’m a witch!

You blinked repeatedly, nodding slowly to try and calm yourself. So, they hadn’t recognized you. Surely Lucifer too was unaware of who you were, then.

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— So… do I not have to call you “Lord” while staying here?

— No! I’ve told you several times that I hate it, MN-… er… MC.

You nodded and crossed your arms, tilting your head to the side. Unlike with Mammon, being with Leviathan actually soothed you. It was nice being close to someone you already knew.

— Listen, MC, I need you to help me get revenge against that scumbag.

How could you say no to him?

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MC is a modern witch [1]

Summary: Unlike Solomon or the witches that the brother have interacted with, in the human realm MC is much like the modern witches we nowadays know: bottle spells, deity work, divination… just plain energy work with the help from the universe. However, since their arrival to the Devildom MC notices how their magickal abilities are stronger and the brothers seem to notice it too.

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This first chapter is about MC’s practice. It’s kind of important since I decided they’re going to be working with Luci and Levi! So it will give you a little insight on how they got along before getting to the Devildom 💕 ALSO! Luci and Levi do not know MC as… uh, MC. They know them by a magickal name, which you are free to choose (your favorite nickname, a name you wish you had… go wild) so, when writing “MN”, please insert your preferred name there instead of the one you’d insert when reading “MC”!

Warnings: none

Characters: Diavolo, Leviathan, Lucifer

Genre: slice of life

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— Could I just get a straightforward answer for ONCE?? —you huffed, rubbing your tired eyes as an attempt to comprehend the message your tarot cards were giving you.

You had been into witchcraft ever since you could remember. Collecting crystals since you were a child, always loving incense, having a natural connection to nature and the wildlife… it just seemed to be in your bloodstream. And as you grew up, your practice finally followed a path. Demonology and deity work soon were a part of your day to day.

At first, fear flooded your mind. What if what you were talking to was actually a trickster entity? What if you were mistaking the gods to which you were talking to? All those “what if”s lived in your brain until an elegant man showed up in your dreams, helping you gain enough confidence to try and guess who you were talking to.

Being the most well known pantheon, at first you sticked only to Greek deities, them guiding you on how to perfect aspects of your practice. Apollo was a very important helper for your divination abilities, and if it wasn’t for his help you probably would’ve given up on divination methods a long time ago. Eventually, you were confident enough to expand your horizons and decided that working with demons could be worth it.

After drowning yourself in a lot of research, you started noticing unusual signs around you. However, it didn’t take you too long to get to the conclusion of who was trying to get your attention. Apparently, you and your practice had caught Lucifer’s eye. And as time passed and you two started to establish a steady relationship, another powerful energy seemed to want your attention too.

Before you realized, Leviathan and Lucifer were playing a very important role in your life.


— MN, are you even listening to me? Go take a rest now. —Lucifer’s deep voice rang deep down in your brain.


You gulped and felt a shiver run down your spine. You were not a seer, but you definitely could feel when they wanted you to know something, and sometimes hear them.


— Yes, mom… —you said jokingly, but yelped as soon as you felt the energy in your room thicken. The flame of the candle you had for him was dancing angrily.— Leviathan isn’t that grumpy… seems like you had a rough day, Lucifer


A sigh escaped your lips as you finally put out the candles and walked up to your bed, allowing your tired body to drift off to sleep.


… … …


What was going on? You opened your eyes and suddenly everything around you was unfamiliar, were you in another astral travel? No, that wasn’t it. Who were these men looking at you? Why did…?

— Welcome to the Devildom, MC.

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Man in The Mirror Pt. 2

Part 1 is here Part 3 is here.

Every sense of grace he once displayed towards you was gone. He stumbled slightly, as if he was new to the idea of using his legs. That didn’t deter the vicious anger in his eyes, the way his nose wrinkled, or the snarl he directed towards you.

*Despite saying “errand boy”, you are still gender neutral here in the fic.*

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Asmo looked straight into your eyes, sighing sadly. “I know I was once beautiful. I know that I will never look that way again. It was a hard realization I took awhile to get to; the paints on the walls was my last act of defiance against my death.”

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Okay, so I’m no writter (especially not for smut)

However, I have so many thoughts(?) That if I could just ✨ poof ✨ them into coherent fics it would be beautiful.

Catch me in horny jail guys, horny brain is currently brrr.

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Demon Brothers’ Eyes Glowing In The Dark


Luke: Thank you for inviting me over to movie night, MC! I baked cookies! Those jerk demons better appreciate it!

MC: Thanks, Luke! Come on in! *taking Luke back to the living room, lights are off already* Guys, Luke’s here!

*seven sets of glowing eyes turn to look at the angel*

Luke: *screeches and runs out of the House of Lamentation, dropping the tray of cookies*

MC: Luke! What’s wrong? *running after him, used to the brothers’ eyes by now*

Beel: *munch, munch, munch*

Asmodeus: Beel, don’t eat those off the floor!

Beel: Five second rule. ☺️ *munch, munch*

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