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obeyme-brainrot · 2 days ago
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OM! brothers react to you referring to them as your husband/wife on the phone
I love this video trend sm, its so cute.
Lucifer
"yes, and my husband would also like some of the tea you have."
Lucifer, who is sitting next to you on the couch reading over a report, snaps his head up to look at you so quickly that you'll worry about his neck. He stares at you sort of blankly as if he's trying to figure you out, while simultaneously a heavy blush blossoms on his cheeks. It's a very emotionally charged look that makes you want to laugh out of shock as he's never made a face like this before. As you continue talking to the person on the other end he eventually returns back to his report. He doesn't bring it up, but he thinks about this moment near daily.
Mammon
"My wife accidently used my card, can we cancel his order?"
Mammon has been acting like a kicked puppy while you figure out his latest mess. Upon hearing you he grips your hand and whisper-yells "whaddya mean wife?!!" He puffs his cheeks out and glares like he's pissed, but you can tell from the way he is blushing and his hands that have gotten clammy that he, at the very least, doesn't mind. You may have said it as a joke or a way to tease him but after this Mammon will refer to himself as your wife constantly.
Leviathan
"excuse me, my husband said he wanted fries with his order!"
Levi is stuck between the crossroads of embarrassed and endeared. He is so happy you're sticking up for him and that you called him your husband but also embarrassed that you called him YoUr HuSbAnD? When you get off the call and ask him if he's ok (since by now he looks like he has a fever with how flushed he is, and he's sweating so much it calls for concern) his voice will crack a total of five times as he tells you "I'm fine, thank you." He'll beg you to say it more, especially while in public.
Satan
"Hello my wife ordered a book from you and I'm just checking in to see when it will arrive."
Satan looks up at you quizzically from across the table, propping his head up with his hand as he reads, but other than that he's unbothered. When you're off the phone he'll point his finger at you, "bet you think you're funny, huh?" he'll ask with a smirk. In the future he will say things like "as your wife I request that you read with me" or "as your wife I demand cuddles" but other than that he doesn't care.
Asmodeus
"I can't hang out today, I'm with my wife today."
Asmo is overjoyed when you call him your wife. He giggles dreamily and leans on your shoulder wrapping his arm around yours. He demands that you call him it all the time, and will literally not answer to anything besides wife. This is mostly because he thinks its fun/funny, but also he just really loves being called your wife. Sometimes though you two will call each other wife/husband/spouse like it's an inside joke.
Beelzebub
"My husband left his Fangol uniform in the locker room, can we come pick it up?"
He's so confused, but also giddy. He will tug gently on your shirt with an absolutely adorable grin and whisper "why'd you call me that?" while you're still on the phone. He will wait until you're actually able to talk to him before asking again. Maybe you'll explain that you just wanted to try out this trend, or maybe you just brush it off like it's no big deal, either way he really loves it and is absolutely enamored. He won't bring it up again, but if you're on the phone and you refer to him as anything but husband he gets visibly distraught.
Belphegor
"Just calling to check if you guys have the blue 400 count thread count sheets in stock, my wife requested those in particular."
Belphie's first instinct is to kick you. You're trying to contain your laughter because he looks beyond flustered. He's glaring at you, but it doesn't have the desired effect when he blushes all the way to his ears, and his slight pout just make him look stupidly adorable. When you get off the phone he'll huff "why'd you say something stupid like that?" Despite whatever he tells you, he does enjoy being called your wife, but if you ever call him husband instead he will be genuinely touched.
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hey-its-spades · a month ago
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Things you'd never think you'll see in the hol:
- Lucifer leaping over a couch bc satan found a cross somewhere and is now chasing him with it while wearing an oven mit.
- mc shrieking in fear bc mammon just straight up started walking on the ceiling to find something he lost (mc forgot they can just do that).
- amso laying sprawled out on the kitchen island hungover with a tub of ice cream open next to him with a bent spoon in it.
- belphie actually rushing to do his homework bc he forgot abt it AND ITS ALL DUE TOMORROW.
- levi being drunk as a skunk.
- Lucifer trying out Levi's vr headset bc he was curious and then got spooked and kicked a hole in the wall and got stuck. ( rip Levi's room)
- beel having one on one time with levi and playing minecraft on passive mode ❤🌷 he has so many sheep...
- satan high as a kite bc someone switched the cat nip for demon nip and is having a fun time on the floor.
- mc makes a fort out of pillows and blankets and no one is allowed without the password. Lucifer gets lowkey jealous bc he doesn't know the password.
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v4mprs · a month ago
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𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨
warnings: none
pairing: gn!mc x brothers
genre: i have no idea..
request from anonymous: MC gives the brothers chicken nuggets at 3am!
i love my inbox 👩🏻‍🦲
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𝐌𝐂 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬
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Lucifer ﹆ׂׂ ˖
• he’s very confused why you came to his office at 3am..
• then you pull out the plate of chicken nuggets 😀👍🏻
• stares at you
• “Uh.. Thanks MC.. Please get to bed now.”
• when you leave he actually eats them
• thinks they’re a pretty good snack
• but if you continue you this he’ll get annoyed :/
• he wonders if this is what human do at 3 am..
• if you wanna please him you hafta try harder then nuggets at 3 am 🗿
• rates them 3/10
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Mammon ﹆ׂׂ ˖
• lowkey screams because what in the devildom are you doing breaking into his room at 3 am?! also you kinda woke him up lol
• you need to calm him down unless you both wanna be hung from the chandelier together (sounds pretty romantic tbh..)
• you pull out the plate of ✨nuggets ✨
• ….
• he scratches his head and stares at you in disbelief
• “The great Mammon won’t take your silly traditional human food!!”
• when you walk away he grabs the plate of them and eats them in 5 minutes
• he kinda likes them
• probably choked on at least 1 because its so dark in his room
• he rates them a good 8/10!!
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Leviathan ﹆ׂׂ ˖
• oh boy
• dude was actually streaming when you walked into the background of his face cam
• you basically stood there like 🧍🏻‍♀️/🧍🏻‍♂️ for a good 5 minutes.
• doesn’t notice you until some people point it out in the chat
• screeches..
• “W-what are these?! You made them for m-me?!”
• no leviathan i made them for henry 👩🏻‍🦯
• exams them
• forgot his stream was going on when he was eating them
• rates them a 6/10
• also your gonna be famous for being in that bg
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Satan ﹆ׂׂ ˖
• bookworm was sleeping
• great time to wake him up and give him some chicken nuggets
• thinks its one of his brothers at first so he goes into demon mode
• calms down a little when its you (he has a big soft spot for you.)
• although he may be cranky
• “… Really MC, you woke me up just for these? Thanks..”
• doesn’t eat them because he falls right back asleep
• -1/10 he ate one in his sleep and choked on it
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Asmodeus ﹆ׂׂ ˖
• do not wake him during his beauty sleep just for nuggets!
• pops up in his bed and declines kindly
• but he asks if you wanna join him in bed ;)
• ^ for sleep ofc!
• 0/10 asmo didnt accept
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Beelzebub ﹆ׂׂ ˖
• smelled them from a mile away
• hugs you and takes them
• eats all of them including the plate
• “Thanks MC, I was just getting my midnightsnack.”
• 100/10 Beel is in heaven ✨
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Belphegor ﹆ׂׂ ˖
• no.
• you cant wake him up, hes on hibernation mode for the night
• 0/10 hes asleep
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© v4mprs, please do not translate my works in any languages, repost, steal or copy without permission.
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obeythebutler · 4 months ago
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Can you do where the brothers react to Mammon coming to their room looking shaken up and then they open the door and then he immediately hugs them and whispers you're okay you're alive before crying and passing out again
Brothers React To Mammon Coming To Their Room Shaken Up
LUCIFER
The budget won't cut it. Twenty percent more needs to be added to the cafeteria funds and five to the construction of the new theatre—
There's a resolute knocking on his door, one that won't even when Lucifer asks to quieten his banging. Hurriedly placing a paperweight on the documents, he gets up with a huff and curses, dreading what shenanigans his brothers have done this time.
But when he opens the door, the sight is unlike anything the demon has ever seen before.
"Mammon," He mumbles, surprised to see his brother so dishevelled. His hair's messy, and his shoulders are trembling, with tear stains and watery eyes.
But before he can say or do anything, the white-haired demon's arms are around him.
"You're okay. You're okay—you're alive and you're here—ain't—ain't leavin' me—"
The words have the demon baffled.
Words, simple words spoken in a worried tone, and they have an immediate effect on Lucifer, who stands in a stupor, and only when Mammon clings to him does he finally regain his senses and hug his brother back.
Mammon must be drunk, Lucifer notices as he gapes at his babbling brother whose hugging him like a koala. Mammon must had a nightmare, Lucifer realizes when he sees his watery eyes and the way the demon hugs him. Mammon must love him, Lucifer concludes as he stares at his brother's unconscious form, finally asleep with his head on Lucifer's chest.
The Avatar of Pride stands in a daze as he cradles his brother. There's an heaviness in his heart that he can't describe, and when Lucifer blinks he can feel tears stream down his cheeks.
Tears of love.
Seems brothers have the same nightmares. A bittersweet smile forms on his face as Lucifer closes the door and leads Mammon to his bed, an action he's grown accustomed to since his Celestial days.
Pulling aside the covers, the demon gently rests Mammon's head on the pillow as he tucks him in, and with a kiss to his head and a spell, the lights go out, save for the candles.
LEVIATHAN
In the middle of DevilCraft, there's a persistent knock at his door.
"Password?" Leviathan calls out, knowing that none of his brothers know the code to access his room. And it's there for a good reason: to keep his brothers out and have some privacy, where his room is his domain, away from normies and scummy hands.
Mammon, whose attempted to steal the Exclusive Ruri-Chan figurines.
But when the knocking doesn't stop, and a reply doesn't come, Leviathan groans as he gets up from his chair, cursing at the person behind.
"Why are you banging on my door at such a—"
Before Levi can complete his sentence, Mammon has wrapped his arms around him, and Levi has to lean on the doorframe for support.
"W-What?" The demon blurts out, dumbfounded at Mammon's state. Messy hair and watery eyes, like he'd been gaming or crying.
"You're okay, you're okay and—and you're alive. You're here and y-you're alive."
Levi stands shocked.
No insult falls out of his mouth, no attempt is made to push his brother away. Instead, the purple-haired demon barely manages to muster a sentence before Mammon is out cold, and he has to lean forward to hold his limp form.
With shaky hands and heaving breaths, Levi closes the door with one foot as he drags himself and Mammon to his tub, and as smoothly as he can manage make his elder brother comfortable.
With an Azuki-tan pillow by his side to prevent nightmares, Levi pulls his gaming chair near his tub, and the demon sits in it while staring at Mammon's sleeping form.
And when Levi opens his mouth to speak, all that spills past his lips is a cry.
His heart aches.
With a need to feel his brother, physical touch that the demon sneered at. But now, Leviathan leans forward to hold Mammon's hand in his own, not knowing what to do with his heart.
So, he squeezes the hand as tight as he can.
It's like the Celestial Days, all over again.
SATAN
The knight is just about to kill the dragon and save his kingdom from downfall. He unsheathes his sword, and with a prayer in mind, plunges it forward—
There's a knock at his door.
Putting his book down, he gets up from the bed to unlock the door, the question already on his tongue. But as soon as the door swings open, Satan arches an eyebrow in confusion.
"What are you doing up so late—oompf!"
In a clumsy motion, Mammon has wrapped his arms around the blonde demon, all the while babbling incomprehensible words. Only when Satan leans closer, does he hear loud and clear.
"You're okay—you—you're alive and you're breathing in front of me. You're here."
And then Mammon goes limp in his arms, as Satan supports him with his arms to prevent him from falling.
He doesn't know what to say. So Satan settles for placing Mammon on his bed and tucking him in, after removing the stray books.
Satan decides to stand against the bed, almost as if keeping guard. He doesn't no what to say or do. Mammon must have had a nightmare, apparent from the way his shoulders shook and his eyes were red. But the contents of the dream is what baffles Satan.
He loves his younger brother.
This is an emotion Satan thought he only felt for cats. But now, when he sees Mammon asleep in the moonlight after passing out in his arms can only be described as a fear to lose what he loves.
And, in the silence of the room, the dam finally bursts.
ASMODEUS
The insistent pounding on the door makes him wake from his beauty sleep.
Asmodeus grumbles and curses as he groggily gets up to open the door, and complaints are already on his tongue, ready to be spit at the brother that dared to disturb his sleep.
"Mammon?" Asmodeus mutters, shocked at his brothers appearance. And before Asmodeus can even comprehend, hands are all over his face, tracing his features in a frenzy.
"You're here. You're here and you're alive and—and y-you're breathing. You're okay."
Before Asmodeus can say anything more, Mammon collapses in his arms. The demon doesn't know what do, utterly dumfounded by his brother's words.
So he does what comes to mind: close the door and lead Mammon to his bed. It's a tiresome task, given that the demon is heavy, but Asmodeus manages, and tucks him under the plush blankets.
The sleepiness has vanished from Asmodeus.
Observing the gentle rise and fall of Mammon's chest, Asmodeus leans against the wall as he tries to sort the mess in his mind.
He remembers how the white-haired demon was babbling, garbled words spilling past his lips as he clutched his nightshirt feverishly. That same look, that exact expression was what he gave Mammon when Lilith's punishment was announced.
He remembers the pain.
His vision grows blurry and Asmo blinks; the action sending tears falling down his cheeks. Mammon was brave, he remembers, he was brave back then and he is so even now.
The mattress sinks under a new weight.
BEELZEBUB
A knock at the door makes him wake up from his sleep.
Running a hand through his hair, Beel grunts as he gets up and walks towards the door. It wasn't uncommon for Belphegor to come back into their room after sleeping in strange places, but the banging was never this insistent.
Beel quickens his footsteps.
"Mammon?" He whispers, a bit surprised to see the white-haired demon in his at such a time, but all questions in his mind vanish when he notices the shaking of his shoulders.
Before Beel can say or do anything, he's engulfed in a hug by his brother, who now clings to him like a koala.
"You're here—here and you're alive and breathing—and—and you're okay."
Beel stands in a stupor, unresponsive until he feels the weight on his chest, only to look down and see Mammon asleep.
Gently cradling his brother, he leads him to his bed, tucking him under the covers just like he does with Belphegor, and place a kiss upon his head.
Beel doesn't say a word throughout the whole process.
Until he's sitting on the couch and staring through the darkness at his brother's form, until he's sure Mammom's fallen asleep, only then does a sound escape.
A cry.
He's had the same nightmares too. The same fear of not being able to be there on time, of not being able to protect. The same pain.
It's phantom, but hurts all the same.
He'll protect, Beel swears. He'll protect Mammon, he'll protect his family, until his very last breath.
BELPHEGOR
Pounding at the door makes Belphegor wake up from his slumber.
Groggily, he picks up his pillow and drags himself to the door. Beel often went out and crept in, reason being his midnight fridge raids, but never did Beel knock at the door so feverishly.
".....Mammon?" He whispers, surprised to see the demon up at such an hour. Squinting through the darkness, Belphegor can make out the messy hair and trembling shoulders.
And, in a flurry of movement the cow-pillow is dropped as the white-haired demon takes him in a hug.
"You're here. You're here and you're alive and—and you're not going anywhere—you—you're okay."
Belphegor's eyes widen as he barely process the babble coming out of his brother's mouth, and before he knows it, the demon is out cold.
Belphegor stands still, his brain still processing the words. And only then does he move. With an arm around Mammom's shoulder, he leads him to his bed, tucking the demon under the blankets, with his cow-pillow to prevent nightmares.
Belphegor doesn't fall asleep.
No, he keeps gaping at his brother's form, bewildered by his words.
Mammom's been a good brother, even if he's cocky at times. But this, this was something he was used to Beel doing, where he would comfort his twin until they both fell asleep.
Love, is what Belphegor feels, brimming in his heart. Something that the demon thought he didn't have for any of his other brothers, save for Beel. Something that he didn't consider himself to be worthy of.
But Belphegor realizes, that he's surrounded by it.
With shaking hands and an haunting epiphany, Belphegor sneaks under the covers as he holds Mammon, slinking an arm over his body as he holds the demon closer. An act of protectiveness, meant to shield him from the dangers outside.
Love.
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@breezethroughthesummertrees
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mammonswhore · a month ago
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Dumb Shit that Happens when you Live with Seven Demons Morons (part 1)
Trying to find the exact same skin care products for ypur skin while in the Devildom but having trouble reading every ingredient bc they might put venom in those shits and here you are.
Mammon singing his favorite tunes when he is hanged from the chandelier.
Levi being reminded by Asmo and Lucifer that he has to shower at least four times a week.
Satan being a mess after someone tried to fight him and walking into thr house as if he was not covered in blood and scratches.
And you are there just looking at him dumbfounded because wtf and everyone else greets him normally bc its sort of his thing.
Beel carrying Belphie around the house in a baby holder(? uknow those shits were you put the baby and they fall asleep? Well those ones. He is very used to this bc he doesn't want anyone stepping on him when he just casually falls asleep on the middle of the hallway.
Diavolo walking into the house frantically looking for Lucifer and seeing him in a robe a bottle of wine in his hand and a defeated look and his face bc he is tired of everyone and just wants to sit and die.
Barbatos laughing from time to time looking at Satan and Belphie because he can tell what are they planning and how it will turn out.
Solomon vibing with Asmo in his room singing hoe anthem and shaking their asses around.
Luke trying to teach Mammon how to bake properly.
Asmo makin fun of the people who finds his brothers hot when he exists.
Levi screaming in the middle of the night bc he lost and no one actually waking up because they know how tgat shit goes.
Lucifer making his rounds to make sure everyone is inside and accidentally walking in on Levi choosing which body pillow he is going to sleep with tonight.
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hinoopipsqueak · 5 months ago
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Put some lipstick on. 💄💅✨
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What Leviathan, Satan, and Asmodeus do when you Cum
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Thank you for requesting @endeenderman and anon!
Pairing: DoubleDick!Leviathan x Female!Reader, Satan x Female!Reader, Asmodeus x Female!Reader
Genre: Smut
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Leviathan whimpered softly, his tail tightening around your waist as you sunk into his lap once more. This time, however, two girthy cocks were stuffed inside you.
He let his fingers pass over the growing bulge of your tummy and he shuddered with delight. This was the first time you had managed to fit all of him inside you at once. He was trembling so much from the pleasure you thought he might pass out. It was a tight fit; he could tell it hurt a bit from the way you shifted and trembled against his thighs.
"You're doing so well angel," His breathy whisper in your ear causes a shiver to run down your spine, "You're so tight and warm around me... You feel so good, ohh- I'm so lucky to have such a perfect little angel like you."
Panting, you give your hips an experimental roll and whine as the second cock pushes the first against the spongy spot deep inside and you knew you weren't going to last long.
You wanted to move; the feeling of your juices soaking his lap was sticky and hot and your insides felt unbearably stretched taut, you felt little tears trickle down your flushed cheeks.
"Oh... oh baby, does it hurt that much?" He whispers, pupils dilating with concern.
You began to shift your hips back and forth on his lengths, stuttering gasps of your own leaving your swollen lips. "N-No. Wan... Wanna feel good. Wanna make you feel good."
The purple-haired demon threw his head back, one of his pale hands sliding down to play with your messy cunt and his tail helped you maneuver on his girth.
Soon, it was only his tail that kept you moving. His lithe hands worked magic on your puffy little clit and now you were hiccupping on his shoulder, fingernails leaving red crescents on his back as he fucked your limp body on his cocks, muttering how precious and beautiful you were and how much he loved you until you came.
"I don't deserve such a pretty angel like you, do I? Oh you're so good to me, I know you're tired but you'll let me use your pussy won't you? Of course you will, you're my perfect girl after all."
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Satan believes in 3 things; Lucifer is garbage, cats are the only quality life form besides MC, and books and cock-warming.
You had been bad today and this was your punishment. You were forced to sit on the lap of the Avatar of wrath while he read his books.
If you moved, you got a spank.
If you made noise and disrupted his reading, you got a spank.
If you tried to get off of his lap, he wouldn't let you cum for a month.
Even when your walls clenched around him he gave you a warning look.
It was very difficult.
Some of these punishments weren't too bad, sometimes he only had a little bit of the book left or he himself was horny and his book was just a bit less interesting than your pretty tits and whines.
But when you were extra bad, he chose his thickest tomes from his recent library trip, spank you until your ass was glowing red, and seat you on his cock for several hours.
At the moment, your poor cunny had been spanked as well and now it was stretched over his cock and sitting comfortably inside you, but you weren't comfortable at all. It was wet and sticky between your legs, his zipper was sticking painfully into your thigh and you couldn't move or your poor raw ass would get it.
You waited for a page turn before asking in your softest and sweetest voice, "Master, your zipper is hurting me. Can I move a little to get more comfortable, please?"
You jumped a little and whimpered when one of his large hands cupped your ass and squeezed.
"Hush hush darling, you've been so good for me and you used your manners too. You want your master to fuck your poor little cunt now?" He asked in the most dangerous of whispers.
"It's o-okay master. I can wait. I know you wanna read a-and I wanna be master's good girl..." You lower your eyes timidly and begin to let your head fall forward onto his shoulder once more, but he stops you, setting his book on the table and taking your face in his gentle hands, regarding you with a soft look from the lush green of his eyes.
So you had learned your lesson.
"No need," Satan murmured, beginning to move your hips against his crotch, "You did so well, I think you've had enough punishment, don't you?"
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"You're shaking, baby." Asmodeus murmurs in his honey-sweet tone, practiced digits pumping within the walls of your cunt; bent on bringing you satisfaction, "Is my baby going to cum? Tell me, love~"
You whined, back arching against his death grip on your torso.
While taking a bath with the Avatar of Lust, the lulled fizz of bath bombs and Asmodeus' nimble fingers massaging exotic-scented shampoos into your hair had created a comfortable environment where even you could divulge your darkest fears and secrets.
"So many terrible partners... Human men really are useless after all. It's okay though, pretty. When I'm through with you, you won't even recall their faces."
You began to writhe against his hands as you become more and more sensitive to his touches. You begged him through your moans to 'slow down,' but he couldn't stop. The angelic sounds leaving your lips were addicting and he wasn't letting you free until you came around his fingers.
Those other men didn't deserve you! The moment you'd whispered "Asmo... don't judge me for this okay? I... I don't think I've ever had an orgasm... I g-get to sensitive and I can't finish on my own a-and all of my lovers just... never could, I-"
He had promised to make you cum, so he did just that; his fingers rubbed furiously at your clit and g-spot until you screamed, liquid spurting out of your clenching hole and into the steaming water.
But Asmodeus didn't stop there, oh no.
He helped you ride out your orgasm, massaging your tender clit and kissing you deftly but lovingly before licking your cream from his fingers and attaching his mouth to your own once more.
Emotions flooded your flushed form and you couldn't help but kiss back as tears dribbled from your closed eyes.
"Don't worry, pet. We can do that as many times as you'd like until you are satisfied."
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MASTERLIST
Lucifer and Beelzebub
Mammon, Simeon, and Solomon
Barbatos and Diavolo
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Asmo really is out here being MC and Mammon's biggest shipper huh
1. The first beach event, where he told MC that Mammon spent ages combing the beach for sea glass to give to them and then when he asked them if they didn't think that was cute.
2. The devilgram where he lied about the parfait knowing that it would make Mammon take MC on a date
3. The same devilgram when Mammon's upset and leaves and he tells MC to go after him cause Mammon would do the same for them
4. S3 where he explains to MC why Mammon is acting distant with them and tells them not to take it to heart. And when he is genuinely dissapointed/upset about the way Mammon is acting
5. How he got excited during Mammon's 2021 b'day event when MC implied they were close enough to Mammon that they didn't need the binder the brothers created about him
6. The chat where, after realising MC smelt like Mammon, he got excited about them possibly sleeping together (and then asked if he could join next time)
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hey-its-spades · a month ago
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Things you'd never think you'd see in the HOl
prt 2 requested by MANY people.
- Asmodeus livestreaming and reviewing bad pornos. Asmo is IN TEARS laughing so hard he's nearly wheezing.
- the consumption of MANY energy drinks. Belphie chugs drinks a monster ( or the devildom equivalent) meanwhile levi chugs like 4 G-fuels and then fucks off for the rest of the day. Lucifer whispers "amateurs " under his breathe as he drinks his 12th deathwish coffee for the day after staying awake for nearly 2 weeks straight.
- satan has a 'keep calm kitty' poster on the back of his door. Mc has witnessed him turn to it and say " oh mr.meow-meow, we're in for it now.."
- mc has introduced all of them to vines and they all abuse them to the fullest. Levi just slides in in his socks, mammon yells out " what's the scoop!?", " PENIS!-" levi slides out only to hit the door jam and fall over crying.
- speaking of socks mc loves to slide in them everywhere. They just slide past Lucifer and smack his ass, and then take off as fast as they can from the Eldest's wrath.
- Asmos' ring tone for mcs phone is khia- my neck, my back ( lick it) and so far he hasn't complained.
- levi taught himself a teleportation spell, whenever he makes a peace sign. So now it's just a lot of :
" levi I need to speak to you!" Levi makes a peace sign and just disappears.
- just demons playing poker on the ceiling.
- Lucifer will be on the phone and they'll just hand him things. He takes them,of course but now he's holding a bunch of stuff while being on the phone and is just like "???"
- when belphegor is awake he just pushes things off tables to be annoying. He also dabs at random times and it's so fast you only briefly see it happen.
- Lucifer very rarely loses an argument but when he does it's with mc. Bc mc will be like " beel back me up!" And beel will pick them up to be at Lucifer's eye level " what now fucker??" And then he slowly loses his composure and starts laughing.
- belphie t-posing on the ceiling in the RAD hallway corridor like a madman.
- bad jokes, so many bad jokes.
- satan:" okay mc now what do we say when we want to jump off buldings?"
Mc:"... YEET-"
Satan " NO-"
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𖥻 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠: 15+
𖥻 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: Spoilers for chapter 16, choking, swearing, blood, mention of trauma, panic attacks, body shaming, abuse, bone cracking, throwing up, starving, insults {please tell me if theres any i missed.}
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As soon as you saw Lucifer, his eyes were glowing red and staring at you specifically. You freeze in your spot as you watch Hiro stand up and shield you. What is he doing?..
“Ah I see you as well? Hiro I thought of you better, you should really move out the way.” Lucifer glares at him now, standing his ground. The other demons that were in the café quickly stood up and exited, knowing what might happen.
“You will NOT lay a single finger on them while i’m here, you should take your leave now old man. Unless.. you wanna see some things you shouldn’t?..” Hiro stares right back at him while putting his arms in front of you to shield you. He smirks as Lucifer turns into his demon form.
“I will not take such talk from an pity angel, if you think you can get away with if your wrong. But I sm not interested in you, i’m more interested in taking that thing home.” Lucifer points at you, while a few beads on of sweat form on your forehead. Hiro turns around and looks down at you nervously.
You remember what happens to you when you don’t obey Lucifers rules, so you nod as you slowly and nervously get up.
Hiro frowns “Hey.. you should at least take the food home, you might get hungry.” he says to you while you take a few wobbly steps forward. He noticed this then puts an arm around your waist securing your movements.
Lucifer scoffs “They don’t need any food, cant you see how much they eat? They were find until you came around.”
“Yeah.. he’s right i don’t need that food, but thanks..” even though you wanted it really badly you could never take it, not with Lucifer or any of the brothers around. You wish sometimes that you could just disappear for a while, and get actual peace.
Hiro frowns, but he secretly sneaks the food into your bag, before handing it to you. “Do you need help walking? I could help you MC..”
You can see Lucifer was getting impatient so you shook your head politely declining. Hiro nods and says goodbye to you as you and Lucifer walk out of the café.
The walk home was awkward all you could hear was the rain, footsteps and the mumbling from under his breath. As you guys approach the house Lucifer walks in first, slamming the door on your face as if you weren’t even there anymore.
You sigh and turn the knob and try to get to your room as quiet as possible, but you accidentally bump into Maiko in the hall and she stumbles backwards. You didn’t even notice Satan was standing there as well.
“Sorry Maiko, I didn’t see you there!..” You say helping her up, she smiles and takes your hand.
“That’s alright, it wasn’t your fault!” Maiko says while brushing some dirt off her uniform skirt.
Satan was quick to pull her into a different room, then come out by his self, you could tell something was off about him by the tense air around the two of you. Your heart was telling you to get out of there, but your legs were paralyzed in fear. All of a sudden he was in demon form, your eyes widened as his tail was going near your throat.
He suddenly wrapped his sharp tail around your throat, lifting you from off the ground. You could feel the spikes of his tail slowly digging into the skin of your throat, you wanted to scream, call for help but you couldn’t.
“Do. NOT. Bump. Into. Maiko. Again. You clumsy bitch.” He says in an inhuman voice, it sounded like multiple voices.
You tried to say something back but couldn’t with his tail around your throat, he was then about to throw you against the wall but all of a sudden the necklace Hiro gave you started to glow a bright ocean-blue and white.
Satan dropped you, instantly falling back almost threw the wall. This was the time for you to get to your room, pack your things and maybe leave.
You were confused on why the necklace did that, but it did save you so that was the good thing. You would have to thank Hiro later.
As you made it to your room without disturbance you quickly packed some things that you would need. You take one final look at the room you used to call yours and tried to look for a way to leave (without them noticing). There wasn’t much you could do, but there was the window that you could go through, although it was quite a drop.
You sigh and open your bag, then noticing the food from the restaurant. You smile and take it out to eat, you were still a bit hungry. All of a sudden your DDD starts ringing again so you slowly pull it out of your bag hoping it wasn’t one of the brothers. You sigh of relief as you see it’s just Hiro calling you, your quick to answer.
(Bold is Hiro, italic is you.)
Hey MC, Did you get hurt by any chance?
Uh.. no?
Don’t lie, I can tell. You should come over and stay for awhile.
Are you sure I don’t wanna disturb you ir the others at purgatory h-
MC.. you don’t disturb me at all, in fact your the one who makes me happy the most.
Really?..
Yes really, i’ll be there in a minute to pick you up.
(Call ended)
A minute?.. Well thats interesting. It’s also weird how he knew you were hurt, maybe it had something to do with the necklace. Looking at the necklace it seemed normal, but you could tell there was some kind of protection spell. Hiro must’ve put one on, how kind of him.
Not even 2 minutes later you hear someone knock on your window, you raise a eyebrow and slowly open the curtain to see Hiro.. With 4 lavender wings, two extra eyes under his normal eyes and white dragon horns. He really did look like a work of art in his true form.
“Well are you coming or not?” Hiro playfully says while holding his hands out for you to jump into. You get your bag and then jump towards his arms, he holds your back and the back of your head securely.
“What if they find out?” You stare into his eyes, and he starts to fly towards an unknown place near the castle.
“They can’t really do anything, after all they don’t know who i really am.” you two then land in an unknown forest and he opens a portal up, walking into it with you in his arms. Your vision went black for a few moments, but then you can finally see where you guys were, it didn’t look like any of the three realms you knew.
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The sky was a dark purple/midnight blue, and there was cherry blossoms falling from an nearby tree. This looked better then any of the realms, you would’ve thought that this was the real Celestial Realm by how beautiful it is. Hiro transforms back to his normal form.
“This is my realm, it’s pretty different from the otherd but I hope you like it so far.” He lets you down gently before passing you a bracket that has a moon charm on it. “You will need this, it’ll keep you safe from any possible creatures.”
You raise a eyebrow as you put the braclet on “What do you mean creatures?..”
“Well.. all elves are nice, but there is a dangerous species that has been spotted lately. We should get back to my home now, it’s getting pretty cold.” He answers delicately, as you two walk through the town nearby. You guys start to head out of town, near a forest is a cottage-like house.
He opens the door for you, as you walk in you see how beautiful the house is. The walls are beige, white wooden tiles, and it has lots of rooms. A girl exits from one of the room then turns towards you guys waving at you both.
Her eyes are a deep red that fades into midnight purple, she also has dark blue hair that’s tied into a high ponytail and her ears are also pointed. “Hello Hiro, who is this person you brought?”
“This is MC, MC meet my older sister Midnight. Please make her feel at home for the current stay, I will be back in a while.” Hiro says before putting his arm on your shoulder, then leaving.
Midnight smiles at you before making her way towards you putting her hand out to shake yours. You shake her hand gently. “You have a nice name MC, I’ll show you around.”
“It’s nice to meet you too.”
To be continued…
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strawberrichi · a month ago
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hdjdjdjs please be patient with me while I figure out how tumblr works
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obeythebutler · 5 months ago
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Hey could I request, Lucifer, Mammon and Asmo getting into a fight with MC, and in the heat of the moment the boys insult them on something they are insecure about? E.g. braces, bags under their eyes. Anyhow ily and I hope you have a good day.
Lucifer, Asmodeus and Mammon Insult MC About Their Insecurities
LUCIFER
Lucifer's anger is something to be feared. When he gets angry, he spits out words he doesn't mean to, and has committed some...pretty questionable actions in the past.
But what he did now was unforgivable.
Fights are inevitable in a relationship, but they are opportunities to learn more about each other and bound.
But what he said to MC was...vile, unforgivable, inexcusable. He insulted them about their insecurities, which MC had told him about, the vulnerable side they had showed him, trusted in him, and he broke that trust.
Their look of shock and their tears snapped him out of it, and he wasted no time in rushing towards them, apologising as he wiped away their tears.
Lucifer might have looked collected, but his hands were shaking too.
He knows the severity of what he's said and he's guilty. He knows it will take a long time for MC to forgive him, and he'll wait. He deserves his punishment.
MAMMON
Mammon doesn't get angry often, but it seems his patience was running short that day.
But no matter how bad his day was going, he shouldn't said those words. He shouldn't have.
It was a petty fight, but look what it led him and MC both towards. He lashed out, and insulted MC about their insecurities, something he should never have done.
MC's look of shock snapped him out of his anger immediately, and he stammered as he frantically tried to apologize.
Which was barely comprehensible as he was on the verge of tears himself. MC trusted in him and look how he betrayed their trust. He felt like scum.
Mammon was barely able to hold back from crying himself, as he tried to stammer out apologies.
He broke their trust once. Never, never again.
ASMODEUS
Asmo spews venom when he's angry. Honeyed words of venom, he can make anyone feel inferior with his words alone.
But what he did was unforgettable and unforgivable.
Fights are common, and help partners to understand each other better and work together more effectively, but he lashed out in the heat of the moment and insulted MC.
Insulted them about their insecurities, which MC had revealed to him, and he exploited their vulnerability.
He feels guilty as soon as the words spill past his lips. Their shocked expression makes his stomach sink even more as he gently tried to assure them he didn't mean it.
Asmodeus was trembling himself as he tried to assure them, while trying not to let his own show....
Even after apologizing, he still feels a pang of guilt when he looks at MC. But he won't let that happen again.
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clabell · 8 months ago
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Bunny boy event is happening right now and the brothers look so good in bunny suit that I want to draw em 🤤💯
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mammonswhore · a month ago
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sooo I stayed up until like 1 am yesterday knowing full well I had to eake up at 6:30 today so here I am writing another headcanon about this idiots who make my day better. enjoy,sluts.
How They Would React to MC staying up late.
✒Lucifer
He is only doing this for the sake of the exchange program and because he doesn't want to disappoint Diavolo.
Cut it,Luci. Everyone knows he cares for MC even when he gets a little tsundere, always checking on them and making sure there's nothing troubling them.
So when he walks into the kitchen for his beloved coffee and sees MC with their head buried in books,sitting at the kitchen table he of course,worries.
Their position is bad so he wakes them up and asks what they were doing,it's up to you respond or just look at him like "dude you fr?"
It doesn't matter your response because he will send you to bed,making sure you have proper hours of sleep. But he looks up to your schedule to see if he can move or remove things to get you to be healthier with your sleep.
✒Mammon
I wholeheartedly believe in Mammon Supremacy™
So he will pick you up and push you to go to bed as much as he can. He is not as stupid as they make us belive,he really cares and therefore he maybe made some research on Humans basic healthcare.
It doesn't matter where you are because Mammon knows you have been lacking sleep and he will not hesitate to tell you.
The first times telling you are a challenge due to his tsundere behaviors but when he realizes how you smile more and act more vivid after getting proper hours of sleep,he won't hesitate much.
✒Levi
100% relating to you and your lack of sleep.
He is a gamer,we know that he stays up until morning hours to play his games (same bro) so he will notice right away that you share some symptoms with him.
He is to shy to get you to talk about it until he finds you head buried in RAD books, messy notes around you and sticky notes popping out of the book.
Levi has to work up the courage but he also tells himself that it's better for him to be the one taking you to bed than any of his brothers.
So he picks you up with a blushing face and starts apologizing as soon as your eyes open a bit,he is taking you to your room and putting you to bed,you like it or not. Isn't he the cutest?
✒Satan
He stays up late too and for the same reasons even,reading.
But he is far from stupid and knows his limits and also knows you know yourself quite enough to know your own limits. It's strange for him to find you like this but he doesn't make any comments when he notices the books around you,all of them were part of the RAD program.
He has read those books before and knows how to tutor you,so he is taking this chance.
He will wake you up and ask you if you want him to take you to your room. It's up for you to decide,he is a gentleman so he will wait for you to answer.
If you say yes (who wouldn't?) He will carefully lift you up from the chair and bring you to bed bridal style,let's you have the amount of sleep that you need while he talks curse Lucifer about your heavy schedule.
✒Asmo
I think a part of him will panic,he will be suffering for your skin and posture. He has seen Satan like this and has scolded him for it,in his way obviously.
He will pick you up,no hesitation. Asmo is taking you to bed while you snuggle up to his chest,enjoying how good he smells and not catching a single word of his scolding.
When he drops you to bed (very carefully I might add) he tells you to don't mess your sleeping schedule because you can get sick.
Aside from his worries about your looks,he is worried about your health. Humans are known for being way more fragile than demons so he tries to take care of you as much as he can,even in very subtle ways.
✒Beel
He is used to Belphie sleeping anywhere but it seems a little odd to him that you decided to take a nap on the kitchen table in such an uncomfortable position.
He wakes you up quickly yet being his usual soft self and asking you if everything is okay in a very low voice tone.
If you say that you were messing up you sleep to stay up studying he will take you to bed,if you need sleep you are going to sleep in a proper position.
He is as gentle as a rose even if you don't believe me,so he will let you snuggle up to him while he takes you to your room and places you to bed. Puts a blanket on top of you so you won't get cold.
He is so loving and I adore him.
✒Belphie
He can take many things for granted including his sleeping so when he sees you not taking time out of your schedule to sleep properly he gets pissed off a little.
But just a little,he can't be mad at you for committing to your studies. Neither for making such an usual mistake as this.
But he is known to be the brother who knows about humans the most and he knows you quite a lot,so he does what everyone should do.
Picks you up and puts you to sleep with his powers and lulling presence,both of you cuddled up with each other under a comfy blanket just enjoying the pleasure or sleeping.
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hinoopipsqueak · 2 months ago
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I’m back >:D Semi Asmodeus
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kpop-otome-yandere-here · 5 months ago
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Asmo:( Writing with great interest)
Satan: What are you writing?
Asmo: Something crucial.
Satan: (Looks at list)
Satan: (Reading) Top 10 cutest things in Existence. 1. Mc. 2. Mc in a bun. 3. Mc in a beret 4. Me... Asmo I can't believe you.
Asmo: Satan I can explain.
Satan: How could you forget to list Mc with her hair down!?
Asmo: S*** you are right. I feel ashamed.
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