ok if ronal finna make reader wear a collar how would mama tiri do it????
Neytiri would praise you so much. She'd tell you how beautiful you are wearing it. She'd also make you go around wearing it, holding your hand showing you off like a prize. She'd trace the front of the collar with a smile on her face, "Y/N you look so beautiful, my little pet."
We been knew crosshair has trauma but the trauma has intensified and I WILL NOT BE APOLOGIZING FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN WE SEE HIS FULL DEVELOPMENT
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? it depends ARE THEY ACTING AGAIN
Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Perrin
Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Perrin but he kinda does leave
Who trashes the house? neither
Do either of them get physical? nah I mean not really?
How often do they argue/disagree? the disagree quite a bit actually
Who is the first to apologise? there are no apologizes. they brush it off
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? they would be great parents
If so, how many children do your muses want/have? no plans
Who is the favorite parent? Perrin would be
Who is the authoritative parent? Perrin
Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Rand
Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Rand
Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? both
Who goes to parent teacher interviews? both
Who changes the diapers? Perrin lol
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Rand
Who spends the most time with the children? Both
Who packs their lunch boxes? Perrin
Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Perrin
Who cleans up after the kids? Perrin
Who worries the most? they both do lbr
Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Rand
Sleeping:
Who snores? Perrin snores
Do they share a bed or sleep separately? they sleep separate
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? n/a
Who talks in their sleep? Perrin does. he….howls no IM KID
Are either of your muses insomniacs? yes
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? not in these times
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? n/a
Who wakes up with bed hair? Rand
Who wakes up first? Rand does it's hard to get Perrin out of the wolf dream-
Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? there are servants even tho Perrin hates that
Do they set an alarm each night? Nope.
Can a television be found in their bedroom? n/a
Who has nightmares? they kind of both do
Who has ridiculous dreams? Rand does….
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Perrin
Who makes the bed? servants?
What time is bed time? they don't have a set one
Any routines/rituals before bed? Perrin goes into the wolf dream lol
Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Perrin
Work:
Who is the busiest? they both are TOO BUSY
Who rakes in the highest income? Rand does probably
Are any of your muses unemployed? no
Who takes the most sick days? n/a
Who is more likely to turn up late to work? neither
Who sucks up to their boss? neither
What are their jobs? HE'S THE DRAGON he's a lord lololol
Who stresses the most? both. they breathe stress
Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? NOT AT ALL
Are your muses financially stable? yes
Home:
Who does the washing? servants
Who takes out the trash? servants
Who does the ironing? servants
Who does the cooking? servants
Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Perrin would
Who is messier? Perrin eats messy ew wolf boy
Who leaves the toilet roll empty? neither
Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Perrin
Who forgets to flush the toilet? neither
Who is the prankster around the house? Rand would prank Perrin sometimes with the help of Mat
Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? n/a
Who mows the lawn? n/a
Who answers the telephone? n/a
Who does the vacuuming? n/a
Who does the groceries? servants
Who takes the longest to shower? Rand
Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Rand
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? nope
How many cars do they own? THEY HAVE HORSES
Do they own their home or do they rent? own
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Perrin lives in the country. Rand lives wherever he's at
Do they live in the city or in the country? see above
Do they enjoy their surroundings? eh…
What’s their song? stand by me ; ki theory
What do they do when they’re away from each other? he learns to be a wolfbrother he is the dragon
Where did they first meet? they were practically born within a week of one another and spent their lives together so -
Who spends the most money when out shopping? Rand
Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Rand
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Perrin
Any mental issues? I mean…
Who’s terrified of bugs? neither
Who kills the spiders around the house? Perrin
Their favourite place? Emond's Field
Who pays the bills? their money people.
Do they have any fears for their future? they breathe fear ok
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Rand is gonna buy Perrin some fancy meat
Who uses up all of the hot water? uhhh Rand
Who’s the tallest? RAND but just barely
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? n/a
Who wanders around in their underwear? Perrin
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Rand would
What do they tease each other about? Perrin teases Rand about being the dragon. Rand teases Perrin about being a lord
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? neither of them
Do they have mutual friends? MOST OF THEM YES
Any alcohol or substance related problems? nah, not really
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Rand
Who swears the most? Rand