#omf g

[that-guy-sleepy-miles]

My mom bought the new Puss In Boots and I'm losing it it's so good I love this stupid silly little movie I love how earnest it is I love the character designs I-

#puss in boots #puss in boots 2 #omfg #omf g #sav rambles #the therapy dog scene is so >>>> #puss in boots the last wish

[hiimjules]

part two of lyricara’s latest bensler fic.. .. , , , , ,, ,,,,,,,

gooDBYE

bury me in it

holy shit

#jules rambles #omf g

[josephandjamie]

#WHAAAATTTT #i just SAID im ready for. new projects omf g

[morgana-pendragon]

TLGAD????????

#omfg omf g #eras tour

[pinkfilmcamera]

NO SAME :(( yo x suerte con un toque mas de tiempo pero aaaaa-

where's nanamin???? WHERE IS HE???? un atrevido smh, butOMG playita 🥺🥺🥺 fuck i wish im freezing in here SOBS

LMFAOOOO IM WHEEZIN AT THE MEMES AJJASNASN been missin u n lissenin to sum reggaeton n sum dembow too <3

no pero same con lo del tiempo 😞 es q tengo tiempo pero el trabajo me exprime como un trapo adiós

currently he’s right here sitting with me, pissed off cuz i keep playing dracukeo and bizarrap con villano antillano and he’s getting tired of the same two songs 😭😭 he’ll suck it up idc

no but lately i’ve been listening to el alfa a lot cuz i need that energy boost i swear BUT IM GLAD YOU’RE GETTING ON WITH THE FLOW ESA E LA VIBRA PERIODO

#NOT BUT DID YOU LISTEN TO BIZA WITH VILLANO??? #PLEASE THAT IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE OMF #ITS SO JAKDKFMSKDKDKCKS #bizarrap barely misses i swear #what makes u think i’m not in love — g’s asks

[shinysora]

i want the splatty game so bad but funding for college is making me big boi broke—

but its good you are enjoying it !! makes me look forward to it in the future <3

:O

I hope u can get spaton soon!!! its SO FUN OUGGHHH

#I HOPE COLLEGE IS GOING OK FOR U :( #HUGS U #i havent spoken to u in so long omf..g... #spaton is so fun dude. i caanot say it ENOUGH #IUYHGGUHUH #especially when youre playing with a friend(s)?!??!?!?!?!? OUGGG #do u have a switch.... #if u do do i have ur friend code....................... #i love spaton so MUCH #at first i didnt enjoy it bc. connection errors. but when u get over that its so fun #thou i need to calm down with it bc yesterday i almost ddint do my hw HELP #when u do get it hopefully we can play together!!! :O #khai!! #im proud of u btw!!!

[mythvoiced]

-. i'm losing my MIND this is so fking funny IT'S REALLY NOT it shouldn't be this funny, but i don't usually watch wim.bledon and i really wanted to this year because i got curious about how al.ex.ander z.ve.rev plays, right, wanted to see him live, MY GUY IS JUST NOT GETTING TO PLAY

#;ooc #okay back to work #;tbd #moved his first game from yesterday to today #and they KEEP POSTPONING IT one more postponing and he'll be playing tomorrow #that's what you get for having a grand slam tournament in a rainy-ass country omf g #yknow me posting about this or about isu or about the world cup makes me sound like i know sports #i don't sometimes i just hyperfixate on ONE of them and lose it a lil #THOUGH I DO LIKE FOOTBALL I TRULY DO i don't care about clubs and leagues but i've been watching world cups and occasionally euro cups #since i was 6 years old and the feeling is It my friend #all this rambling aside i just needed to blow some steam my mind is fried HEHEHEHEHE #obviously getting games postponed in a sport like tennis not an unheard of thing but it's funny to me how #the moment i am intrigued about a player or a team or a national team BAD LUCK TO THEM i bring bad LUCK I'M-- #THIS IS FO CUKING FUNNY tell me a player/team you can't stand i'll stan them and take 'em down #i mean he's not the only one who's getting capped brouwer his opponent as well not to mention other players/games of today BUT- #from what i've seen of sascha he's probs not even angy seems like a guy who takes the nature of tennis as it is #wanna ruffle his hair and hold his hands sometimes other times i wanna kick him in the back of the knee bc he too tall and i'm 5yrsold #postponed another 20 minutes from when i started this post i'm SCREAMING

[thisisntabackalley]

Would you rather kill the person you love most in this world and go to prison for life or would you rather go to a sperm bank and drink everything

Bracing himself, he already knew he was not going with the first option. The second option would have been comical but the idea is revolting, to say the least.

Still, though. He's done with killing and of course, he would protect those he loves most with his own life, not take them.

"Guess off to the sperm bank I go. And you need to go get some help. Get outta here!"

#//omf g im fcking crying help #//lmao #//thank you for the ask anon #;answered

[funeralbelle]

hiya!! I was wondering if you were able to (please) gif kathryn hahn from mrsfletcher, since you've already got the episodes available? or at least be able to help me find where I may download it? thank you, have a lovely day.

Hi!!!! thanks for the ask i'm sorry im totally about to let you down.

my computer only has like 45gb of space in total so i basically delete everything as soon as i finish capping it and do not have the footage anymore. ⚰️ i use vuze and get my torrents off of rarbg if that helps you. this is the one i used but if your computer has a bigger stomach than my anemic skinny legend laptop you can get the 1080p version here. i use potplayer to get screencaps.. i'm gonna say this is the tutorial i used but i feel like it might've been a tutorial on jaifkncourtney's blog instead. i would tell you that if you have any questions about making gifs you are welcome to ask me but i'm gonna be honest with you i am completely winging everything at all times and really don't know how anything works

#i can handle ONE (1) project at a time on this new (used) old piece of crap laptop and it takes real long so i #wo #n't even tell you that i'll put hahn on my to do list cus you will not see those gifs until 2024 at best #anonymous #me: hey lappytop what if i tried to load three stacks at once to streamline this giffing process #my computer in guerrilla stance clenching the detonator to her explosive vest in one hand and my fragile innocent wrist in the other: #if you dont clear scratch space right now i'm terminating both of us #( asks. ) #also evrytime i go to post something on this blog im confronted with an even less functional interface wtf is wrong with this website #had this idea that i was gonna start rping again but omg typing three sentences on here was an odyssey #why do they keep cutting my tags into two tags mid-word. whats with all the dumb autofill #s. this shit sucks #omf #g they did it again look at this #HEY

[nylwnder]

god i hate rogers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i think everything’s starting to work now but omf was that ANNOYING #g! talks personal

[eritvita]

Either/or question for Roland: "stepping on a porcelain shard, or hitting your funny bone on marble?"

@dirthara-an​

“....

“Porcelain shard?”

#oMF G ??? #dirtharaan #notepad.

[mommypieck]

thinking ab literally anyone over hearing your phone call with a friend talking ab how you want them to be rougher 😭 LIKE PLEASE OMF GATSGHS

⌗︙・armin with this prompt ⬆️⸜⸜・

"i mean, he's such a sweet boy." you say into the phone as you lay on your bed. your friend replies with series of jokes, asking you to tell you every little detail.

"but can you imagine being rough with me?"

your friend giggles at your fantasy, giving you tips on how to more him more rough.

armin whistles to himself as he carries the laundry basket upstairs. he stops at your door when he hears you talking to your friend and he's ready to leave but then he hears what you're talking about.

he blushes a bit, thinking that you don't like being intimate with him, but your voice calms him down.

"don't get me wrong, sex with him is the best." you say to your friend, kicking your legs in the air.

he sets the basket on the ground, making you jump.

"i can heart armin coming. call you later." you say as you hang up. armin opens the door,coming in.

"hi, sweetheart. were you talking to f/n?" he asks, sitting on your bed to kiss you cheek. you smile sheepishly, muttering 'yes' as armin kisses down your neck.

"what did you talk about?"

you chuckle, saying that you were just talking about the package you received few days ago. he nods his head, toying with the end of your shirt.

"you seem to be in the room today." you giggle when you feel his hands sneaking underneath your shirt. he just smiles as he kisses you one more time.

the kiss soonly becomes more heated and before you know he's on top of you, his fingers pulling on your nipples. you gasp into your mouth when you his hand finds your clothed clit and he massages it.

"i want you so much." he moans into your mouth, pulling both of your shirts off.

his fingers toy with your jeans and he throws them away along with your panties. he focuses on your dripping cunt when you're nude in front of his. he quickly strokes your clit before he gathers your juices on his fingers and pushes two of them in. you arch when back as his fingers find your g spot.

"put it in." you whines, your hands exploring his body. he smiles down before leading his cock to your entrance and carefully pushing it. you whine at the stretch, but armin doesn't give you any time and he sets a rough place right away. he watches your whole body bounce under his thrusts and he does his best not to cum right there. you whine when he pulls out, but he flips you over and fills you up once more.

"armin, too much." you whimper, burying your face in the pillows. armin just chuckles, his soft hands massaging the mounds of you ass.

"but you wanted me to be rougher baby." he says with a fake sympathy. one of his hands grips your hair, bringing you body to his.

"tell me how much do you like this?" he asks, his tongue grazing your cheek. he kisses you softly as he waits for you response. you whine, you desperately want him to continue thrusting and the angle he stays in is right on your g spot.

"i love it. please fuck me." you sob, trying to fuck on his cock. he holds your hips still, "good girl. it wasn't that bad."

he fucks in you even rougher, making you scream out. the room is filled with your and armin's moans along with sounds of your wet pussy.

"i wanted to do this for so long." armin whispers, moaning into your ear. you can feel your orgasm nearing but you want to savor every moment.

"are you close, sweetheart?" you can't help but to nod, unable to find the right words. armin pulls you by your hair again.

"i asked you a question." he says as his fingers find your nipples and he toys with them, bringing you closer to your high.

"yes, i am." you answer, "i can't hold it in."

armin smiles, his fingers finding your clit. you back arches as your high hits you. you shake and whine as you cum. you can even feel spurts of liquid escaping you and soaking the bedding.

"oh fuck baby." he moans and after few more thrusts he cums inside of you. you lay your head in the sheets and his cum fills you up.

you fall down on the bed and he lets go of your hips and armin lays down next to you.

"so how was this, baby?" he asks, stroking your cheek lovingly. you smile at him, muttering a tiny 'good'. he kisses your lips before he gets up and comes back with a warm towel. he cleans you up before laying down next to you.

"sleep well, sweetheart. you did so good."

#aot x reader #aot smut #aot headcanons #attack on titan smut #attack on titan x female reader #attack on titan x reader #attack on titan x you #armin x reader #armin arlert smut #armin arlert x reader #armin arlert x you #armin arlert x y/n

[pekodayz]

Peko. Peko the splatoween. Peko holy shit.

FUCKING TWITTER BROKE HELLO BUT OMF G

#i swear to u tox I woke up at 8:59 am then checked twt #and saw that. #IT WAS ANNOUNCED AT 9AM #i literally was in a daze like hey what’s going on😭 i just woke up #then it hit me like)/&)!:!: #took them long enough omfg the wait is over GODDDDDDD

[schlattsdoll]

saw that you were sad your inbox was empty so i’m doing my duty as a reader and filling it up!!

the ted brainrot is brainrotting rn

going off of 🐾 anon’s latest ask, imagine him calling accidentally calling you mommy in bed??!

“fuck, p- please don’t stop, don’t s- stop mommy!” both of you stopped and silence filled the room. “y/n, i- i’m so sorry, it just- it just slipped out, i- i didn- didn’t mean i-”, and you shut his blubbering ass up with a kiss. “ted, don’t have to apologise. it was so hot.” and he’s shocked because you’ve never talked about wanting to be called that during sex. “m- mommy…” he said, timidly, like he was afraid of upsetting you. but you continued to surprise him. “mm, yeah baby?” you said, your hands in his hair, your face buried in his neck, your legs around his waist. “mommy… am i good boy for you?” “the best boy, teddy.” his thrusts speed back up, and he’s pounding you with renewed vigour, finding your g-spot within seconds. “fuck teddy, right there!” “yeah, mommy? you gonna cum for me? gonna cum for your good boy?” and he moaned incoherent words when he felt you cream on his dick. your legs tightened around his waist, and your pussy clenched harder. “cum inside me, teddy. fill mommy up!” “f- fuck mommy, you’re so pretty, i love you- fuck, i’m cumming!”

he collapsed on top of you, his cum leaking out of your pussy. “i love you too, teddy.” your hands found themselves back in his hair, and you pulled it a bit so you could see his face. he was red, you couldn’t tell if it was because he was tired or if he was blushing. he looked so pretty like this. “you’re so pretty, baby.” you said, cupping his cheek. “you’re prettier, sweetheart.” ted said, kissing you sweetly. you felt him smile through the kiss and in that moment, you knew he was home. he pulled out of you slowly, both of you groaning quietly at the feeling. he sat on his knees, watching his cum pour out of you, and he could swear you looked like the most gorgeous person on the planet. he was pulled out his thoughts by your voice. “let’s clean up, teddy?” you got up from the bed on unsteady legs, ted reluctantly following. you grabbed his hand, “come on, lover boy!” and dragged him to the bathroom. needless to say, you showered together, washing each other’s hair, and the night ended with ted giving you the best cuddles.

i hope it wasn’t too shitty???? also, can i be 🤭 anon? (also i go by anna, she/her!!)

- 🤭 anon (anna <3)

anna !!!! i wanna be inside ur brain omf

yes to ted w the secret mommy kink. he’d be so cute all nervous that you didn’t like it but when he finds out you’re into it he’s putty in your hands.

also the aftercare after!!! ugh he’s just so cuddly and sweet. really loving up to the teddy bear nickname

#🤭 anon #anna ❦ #ted nivison headcanons #ted nivision smut #ted nivison x reader #ted nivison fluff #ted nivison smut #chuckle sandwich imagine

[pinkfilmcamera]

GEEEEEE MI CHULERÍA EN POTEEEEEEE COMO TAS

AAAAAAA HOLA MI AMOR

currently soy una hija del capitalismo 😞 i’m working till my uni classes start but i’m really happy here i love my job

fui a la playita con mis amix lo otro día <33 y tu corazón?? todo bien en casita??

#PERO EN MI CAMA SE LO METÍ EN CUATRO Y EN TODITA LA POSEE #bitch i missed u omf :(( #what makes u think i’m not in love — g’s asks

[lords-things]

im dying inside rn i keep finding amazing jsab artists and idk how 2 ask them 2 b my friend omf g (╥﹏╥)

bro if ure a jsab artist and u literally just know me WERE ALREADY FRIENDS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! ONG!!!!!!!!! any jsab ocs havers r on thw kill(draw) list (your ocs that i get my eyes on WILL be drawn,,, watch out,,,)

#lrds txts #jsab #shitpost #NO BUT SRSLY I LOVE ALL THE COOL ARTISTS IN THIS FANDOM #shout out 2 my moots n frieandos fr