#omg I love evil audrey

[blackcatarts]

🎵 for Goneril

Terrible Things by Brick + Mortar

Well I, I'm just like you I've got, got no name at all The whole world against you You did everything

I Want To Die Easy by We Is Shore Dedicated

I wanna die easy When I die I wanna meet my mama When I die

Saint Bernard by Lincoln

When I am dead I won't join their ranks 'Cause they are both holy and free And I'm in Ohio, satanic and chained up And until the end, that's how it'll be

Hypnotized by Set It Off

I know it's hard for you, You're not quite used to vulgarity And verbal abuse, Well, first off, fuck you and what you represent

#'saint bernard is such a basic choice' i know this. that being said when i listen to it im like omg daddy issues the song #and also something something about her belief that she must be evil because she doesn't understand why else so many people would hate her #also sorry for dropping the f bomb on my family friendly blog. do u still love me #goneril #king lear #shakespeare #ask meme #audrey

[kodaiki]

omg everyone hates james so bad 😭😭 dare i say… im excited for reader to have a new actor friend that she made herself with her own hard work and wasn’t through her other actor roomies 😭😭 love them ofc!!! but new friendship she gets to build entirely herself since her friends don’t even know that much about him 🫶🏽🫶🏽 i do agree with the doppleganger working with jess tho i sense evil afoot!! also you think i could be 🍡 anon? also hope you’re doing well audrey!!! good luck with you’re school things!! i’m in finals week next week 😪😪

lmaooo i love u anonnie 🫂🫂 exactlyyyyy !!! y/n got a new actor friend !!! eeee ofc, welcome 🍡 anonnie! i’m doing well hehe just came out of a midterm!! ahhh good luck on finals! you got this!

#♡⃕ mailbox! #❁ anonie #🍡 anon

[descendantofthesparrow]

POYW Rewrite V2 - Harry Hook x reader - P5

a/n; switching around some scenes(and extending the timeline) to make everything feel coherent-I always thought it was odd that Tourney tryouts were in the middle of the school day instead of after school XD along with how the vks spelled Ben their 2nd day of school-so yeah-extending the timeline lololol.

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Audrey and Chad Charming were laughing as they headed out to their lockers to get their books for their next class-pausing as they saw Mal and Evie at their lockers-Mal’s locker was decorated with her graffiti art of her mother's silhouette with the words ‘long live evil’.

“Those kids are trouble.” Chad sneered as he directed Ben’s attention to the trouble-making kids, the two girls simply getting their books out and saying goodbye as Evie went off to chemistry class. Ben just shook his head, smiling a bit. “C’mon Chad, give them a chance.” Ben said, adamant that these vks were worth the effort and would prove him and themselves right.

Audrey scoffed, sliding her sunglasses to the top of her head and taking Ben’s hands, Ben licked his lips and stared at their intertwined hands as Audrey tried to sway Ben into thinking the vks were villains and didn’t deserve to be at Auradon prep. “No offense, Bennybear, you’re just too trusting!” Ben stared at her, already looking done with this conversation as he glanced to the side at Mal. “I know your mom fell in love with a big nasty beast, who turned out to be a prince! But with my mom, the evil fairy-was just the evil fairy….that girl’s mother.” Audrey spat out, glaring at Mal-who was really just minding her own business.

Ben took his hands out of Audrey’s, smiling politely as he shook his head. “I think you’re wrong about them. I’ll see you later.” Audrey sighed, seeing she was getting nowhere with her boyfriend, and slid her sunglasses down, turning on her heel dramatically and storming off, Chad gaping at Ben’s refusal to see the truth.

Ben leaned against the locker next to Mal’s waiting for her to notice he was there. She shut her locker-about to head to math when she noticed the crowned prince grinning at her. “Hey,” Ben said with that smile of his-and Mal smiled back, narrowing her eyes a bit. “Hey.” She muttered, correcting her grip on her mother's spell book and leaning away from the sunshine prince.

“How’s your first day been so far?” Ben asked, still smiling and Mal nodded slowly- she had been surrounded by goodie goodies, way too much sunshine, everyone was smiling, and the constant baby talk from FG all day. She hated it. “Super,” Mal said, and Ben didn’t seem to catch onto her sarcasm. 

He looked to the graffiti on her locker-admiring her skills. “You should really think about taking this talent off the locker and into art class,” Mal just raised her brow-really, art class? “I could uh, sign you up?” Mal’s eyes drew to the squirrelish daughter of FG, who squealed as she passed Mal and went into the halls of Auradon prep.

Bingo-What better way to get to the wand-than the daughter of FG herself? “Way to take the fun outta it” Mal teased with a scrunch of her nose-turning on her heel which made her hair smack Ben in the nose. He got a good whiff of her shampoo and sighed dreamily as she walked away, sliding down his locker.

Oh how doomed was he?

“You are down bad beasty boy,” Ben jolted at the sudden voice, rolling his eyes fondly at you as you appeared next to him-giggling as he shoved you gently. “Only her second day and you’re already planning your wedding? For shame~ you gotta girlfriend mind you.”

Ben hummed, shrugging. “Not really sure if I want to be Audrey’s boyfriend anymore," he mumbled, chuckling as you gasped, pressing your hand to your chest in fake shock. “omg? Beasty! But you two look so in love~ I mean-all those nicknames ~ the way she swoons over your soon-to-be kingness~ and-sorry I can’t-“ you snorted into laughter, Ben laughing with you as he shook his head.

“Yah, I don’t think we’re gonna work out,” Ben muttered, talking about Audrey. He did love her once upon a time-but as the years went by(they had started dating in freshmen year), he realized he never saw her that way. Yes she was beautiful and one of his closest friends-but he couldn’t see a future with her, not as a girlfriend or a possible queen. “And I could say the same thing about you and Harry.” Ben suddenly teased back, laughing as you sputtered, eyes wide behind your sunglasses.

“Hey-what happens between me and that fine mother fucker is between me and the gods, besides-I’m pretty sure he’s got a girl back home, and I’m not one to try and steal.” You huffed, crossing your arms as you leaned against the railing across from Ben. He shrugged, still smirking.

“If you can tease me for Mal, I can tease you for Harry-every time he speaks I can tell you got the shakes,” you rolled your eyes and shook your head, kicking at his ankle. “He’s got a pretty face and voice beasty; not like you didn’t do the same for Mal when you first saw and heard her. Mines just Scottish.” Ben shook his head, pushing off his locker and ruffling your hair. “hey!”

“If I make a move-so do you, deal?” Ben asked, holding out his hand, and you took it-tugging him closer to glare at him. “wha-“

“Look, me and Audrey don’t see eye to eye-but if you don’t break up with her properly, with roses and candy and shit, I will kick your ass personally if I see her crying over your ass because you were stupid. Clear?” you hissed quietly, and Ben was once again reminded; you were fucking scary.

“Crystal.” Ben said, and you let him go, beelining to the bathroom to save Jane’s self-esteem from Mal.

You hoped you hadn’t wasted time with beasty boy.

But it seemed you hadn’t, because as you stepped in-there was Mal, in the middle of doing Jane’s hair-a wave of green magic overcoming Jane’s head as Mal gave a bright(fake) smile, giggling as Jane popped up with flowing brown locks-the bow in her hair much less offensive now.

Jane grinned at herself, no doubt thinking she was prettier now. The bob def hadn’t suited her-but you would be dammed if you let her self-esteem plummet further. You let out a wolf whistle, scaring both Mal and Jane as you stepped into the bathroom-coming up behind Jane and tossing your arm around her shoulders-pushing your cheek into her head.

“Absolutely b-e-a-utiful! Janey~ really, all you needed was a new do, and you’re good as new~” you cheered, booping Jane’s nose as she giggled, her cheeks bright pink. Mal stared at you, glaring a bit-angered you were ruining her new wand plan. “I think Gil would like your hair too,” you whispered, grinning as Jane bit her lip-her eyes almost sparkling at the thought. Oh~ she was gone gone, in only a morning and lunch-she was so down bad for the golden retriever turned human named Gil.

Jane and Gil, not something you had thought of before-but now that you did-it was so damn cute.

“Hey, Mal-“ you turned, smirking as her glowing glare turned curious, “your friend, Evie, does fashion right?” you tugged Jane into your side-gesturing to her pale blue dress that was clearly picked out by FG. “Think she could give Janey a makeover?”

Mal shrugged, snapping her spell book shut-knowing she was beaten and there was no point in attempting to make Jane manipulate FG into getting the wand out and inviting Mal along for the ride. “Dunno, you’d have to ask her. I gotta get to class-bye Jane.”

“Thank you Mal!” Jane quickly called out, Mal simply waving her off as she went off to class; the five-minute bell warning ringing across the school. You smirked behind Jane’s hair at your victory, grabbed Jane’s bag, and led her out of the bathroom-waving her goodbye as she happily went to her next class-playing with her new do the whole way.

“Off to chemistry,” you muttered, bee-lining for it since it was less than 5 minutes to start. You just barely made it, skidding inside the classroom and grinning at Mr. Deley-who glared back. He didn’t like you, you cussed him out more than once and stood up for the students he liked to pick out when he noticed them struggling or unable to focus on his lesson.

He was a dickbag-plain and simple. And like hell were you going to let him bully Evie or Harry today. You quickly took the last open spot in the classroom next to Harry, grinning at him as he gave an amused huff. “Grand entrance lass,” he said, that stupid pretty side smirk on his lips that made you wanna swoon. “fer a second there I thought ye wouldn’t make it.” You waved the notion off, giving a victorious smirk as you did.

“Eh-all the teachers like me so I have some leniency with tardiness…cept him-“ you pointed at Mr. Deley-who was starting class. “he hates me-which is mutual, he’s a dick.” Harry snorted, covering his mouth as Mr. Deley glared back at the two of you. “is there something more interesting than my lesson Mr. Hook? Ms. (l/n)?” he asked and you shook your head, getting out your notebook and chemistry book.

“No sir, we just noticed some broccoli in Chad’s teeth.” Chad panicked and snatched a beaker to look at his teeth-the rest of the class snickering at the action while Harry hiccupped in the middle of his near-quiet laughter.

Oh fuck, he hiccups while he laughs?! Why is that so cute!? You were so fucking doomed aioshduaioshda.

You kept your composure on the outside as Mr. Deley sighed and went back to teaching, Evie admired Chad the whole time as Doug attempted to help her with the class-but she didn’t care much; preferring to stare at the blonde idiot.

Harry was squinting at the board, making frustrated noises as he struggled with what he was supposed to do, which was learning and studying the reaction of the chemicals within the chemistry stand in front of him. You glanced at him-frowning as you spark of red in his eyes. You saw in the notes that he had struggled immensely within Math-not even getting past the first question of the test.

You always had an inkling that he had Dyscalculia, but to see him struggle like this was near heartbreaking. You went to help him but were distracted by Mr. Deley starting his bullshit with Evie-asking her for the atomic weight of silver. “Atomic weight?” Evie asked, a slightly nervous chuckle coming from her. “well, not very much, I mean, it’s an atom right?”

Mr. Deley didn't look impressed as Chad smirked, and Mr. Deley made Evie go up to the blackboard and answer his question. Evie sneakily grabbed the mirror and hid it-asking the question out loud to herself and the mirror answered perfectly in turn. While she did that, you turned back to Harry, tapping the table next to his clenched hand. He glanced at you; his face buried in his hand as sparks of red clouded his ocean-blue eyes.

“Not making any sense?” you asked, pointing down at his paper, he shook his head. “We didn’t have this shit on the isle,” Harry whispered back, he wished Uma was here-she would know how to make this shit make sense.

You nodded, you had already guessed that, taking his paper while Mr. Deley was still distracted and helping Harry as best you could. “Okay, so-ignore the number shit-that’s useless, it’s all about plugging in the correct chemicals and their reactions-just taking notes basically, so-the chemicals were working with today are-“

The red slowly disappeared from Harry’s eyes as you helped him figure out the assignment-speaking softly as you gestured to and from the beakers holding the chemicals and writing down his notes. His eyes drifted to you-tilting his head a bit as you glanced up at the board-seeing Evie toss the chalk to Mr. Deley-telling him not to underestimate a villain again.

You quickly slid Harry’s paper back to him as Mr. Deley sighed and looked around the class-everyone quickly looked back at their assignments as Harry pouted down at his paper-now making just a bit more sense but still frustrating. “Harry,” Harry jumped at the call of his name-not expecting it-banging his elbow on the table as he looked at the teacher. You snapped up to glare at Mr. Deley-first Evie now Harry? Oh, you were going to have some fucking words with FG about this.

“Is your paper more interesting than my class?” Your jaw dropped open as Harry shook his head, pressing his lips together. Mf told everyone to take notes on the reactions and keep to their assignment, and yet there he was-picking out Harry for following his damn instructions. Oh, yes-you were going to have so many words with FG about this mf, he wouldn’t last for another quarter. He wouldn’t last the rest of the day.

 “Then perhaps you could tell me how much salt is in the average human body,” Mr. Deley turned, writing down four number answers and you seethed-knowing all the teachers had received an email about Harry’s possible learning disability-and here this mf was, exploiting it for his own amusement. He turned back to Harry with a smug look-enjoying the panic in Harry’s eyes. “Well?”

“I-“ Harry stuttered, pausing as you grabbed his hand-comforting but not tight-tapping his palm in a rhythm. He realized you were pointing out the answer without letting Mr. Deley know and Harry smirked, leaning up to get a better look at the board, squinting slightly to sell the bit. “Two-hundred n fifty sir, hard ta read yer writing from ‘ere.” Harry said with a bit of snark-squeezing your hand gently as thanks.

You squeezed back and let go, sharing a smirk with him as you pressed send with your other hand-and only a few moments later-the speaker in the corner of the room came to life. “Will Mr. Deley please come to my office immediately? We have an important matter to discuss, his classes are dismissed for the rest of the day” FG said over the intercom, some of the students gasping and whispering among each other as Mr. Deley frowned-wondering what was happening and excused his class a mutter; everyone finished up their notes and packed up.

“I wonder what happened?” Evie asked as she walked out of the class with you, Doug, and Harry, palming the note from Chad in her hand. You grinned, and Doug shivered; knowing that grin. “What did you do?” Doug asked, and Harry furrowed his brows-wondering what you could’ve done to make Deley get called to the headmistress’s office. You held up your phone, showing a message chat with FG, telling her about how Mr. Deley was targeting the villain kids.

“She’s not happy about his treatment of them,” You gestured to Evie and Harry-who looked surprised to see you standing up for them, or FG being mad for them. “That’s not the first time he’s done that either-and not just to the vks, remember Vivian? She had that learning disability and he kept picking on her, and Cali? She had those hearing aids and he accused her of cheating.” Doug cringed-remembering those moments-and they were only two of many.

“I don’t know how he hasn’t been fired,” Doug muttered, crossing his arms as the four of you walked down the halls, Harry and Evie listening intently to the conversation-surprised to hear Mr. Deley was such a dick head. well-not super surprising-but they expected the two of them-plus the other vks-were the only victims.

“Oh-since this isn't his first offense-and he’s been hiding the other offenses-he’s probably being fired-getting his teaching license revoked-and black listed from every school ever~” you cheered-your phone going off at that moment-the jingle of FG’s text tone ringing in your ears. “Speak of the devil,” you stopped in the middle of the hall to cackle, Doug and Evie crowding around your shoulders to look at your phone, Harry peering over your head.

‘Mr. Deley has been fired-thank you for informing me of his cruelty (y/n), please tell Harry and Evie I’m sorry for his actions and they, along with the other villain kids in his class and anyone else he’s been targeting, will have an automatic A for this quarter.’

“Holy shit,” Harry muttered, looking back at you as you laughed, a small smile growing on his face before his attention was stolen by Doug who shook his head and pulled you down the hall. “Okay okay, you’ve successfully got a teacher fired-a bad teacher- but a teacher nonetheless-“ you interrupted Doug by slapping your hand over his mouth and throwing your other hand into the air as you spoke in your most dramatic voice.

“So I say we get a treat in celebration! We have the rest of the period to ourselves, to the kitchen!” you proclaimed, grabbing Doug and dragging him off to the student kitchens, a giggling Evie and Harry close behind; Harry hoped there were cinnamon rolls in the kitchen.

-

An hour and a half later-Harry was sitting on the highest spot of the bleachers, his hands between his knees as he watched Gil, Carlos, and Jay walk out into the field-looking very out of place in bright blues and yellows.

Gil and Jay were easily the biggest dudes on the field-something the coach had been eying them up for, looking very interested in them. Carlos was easily the smallest, wandering about aimlessly as Ben handed him a helmet that looked too big.

“How are they looking so far?” you asked as you sat down next to Harry, handing him a root beer(which he took eagerly) as Harry shrugged. “They’re just startin, but they look so outta place,” Harry chuckled, waving to Gil as he spotted Harry and waved eagerly.

The coach blew his whistle, grabbing the attention of the boys and yelling out to them. “Jay, Ben; offense! Chad, Gil; you’re defense!” the three boys went off to their allocated spots-Jay looking all ready to knock some kids over as he put his helmet on. Carlos just looked lost-something the coach called out. “Hey-hey you, lost boy!” Carlos perked up, tilting his head. “Put your helmet on, get out of the kill zone!”

“Kill zone?” Harry muttered, seeing the long red strip of grass that had two cannons at each end. Carlos shoved his helmet on, following a taller boy with fiery red hair and freckles all over his face. “c’mon laddie, thi’s ‘ay” he said, showing Carlos where he should be standing and putting his helmet on.

Coach blew the whistle again, and the tryout game was on-Ben started with the ball, and you wondered how something so bouncy like that stayed on such a flat piece of wood. But Ben hit the ball to his teammate and shoved one of the defense players over-the two teams separated by blue and yellow.

The cheerleaders at the edge of the bleachers cheered for the boys, Audrey at the front(she was the captain) with her hands on her hips and glaring at the vks. One of the yellow players tried to keep Jay from advancing-but Jay was too stubborn and used to playing rough-easily knocking over the defense and laughing down at him-it had been Chad; whose helmet had been knocked off and now was very disoriented, not expecting to be bowled over like that with such ease.

Jay let out a roar, moving forward and shoving over another defensive player, taking the ball and moving through the kill zone with flips and tricks-years of isle dodging and weaving giving him an edge no one else had.

Gil waited for him on the other side, and Jay slammed into him-Gil didn’t move-taking the ball and bolting back across the kill zone. Harry was on the edge of his seat, watching with wide eyes as Gil ducked and dived over the cannon balls. Jay let out a frustrated groan-chasing after Gil.

“Gil didn’t even flinch at Jay,” you noted and Harry grinned, a feral look in his eyes. “Aye, Gil’s a hard one ta move, stubborn as a mule an’ twice as strong.” Gil bulldozed through several offensive players, bouncing up the ball and passing it to the tall red-head who quickly spun around Jay’s attempt to get the ball back and hit it back to Gil-who smacked it into the net.

Coach and his assistant grinned at each other-they found their star players.

“One more time!” Coach yelled, blowing his whistle again.

Jay huffed, glaring at Gil who stared back-unfazed by the thief. The whistle blew and Jay snatched the ball up-slamming through several offense players and bolting through the skill zone-the players manning the cannons having no time to even get a hit on him.

Carlos yelped as Jay came closer-a feral look to him as he barreled closer to the net. “Jay-it’s me-it’s Carlos!” Carlos screamed, throwing his tourney stick at Jay to hopefully deter him in his panic. When that didn’t work-Carlos dropped to the ground and curled under his shield like a turtle-Jay using it to jump across and get the ball-batting Ben out of the way and scoring.

The only players left standing were Gil and the tall red-head; who took off their helmets and stared at Jay. Gil sighed, shaking his head, turning and helping Ben up. Jay really didn’t know when to slow down sometimes-that was something instilled in Gil by Uma. Wait and listen before striking-that was his motto.

The cheerleaders whooped and jumped, Audrey still huffing at the vks-her face set in disbelief at Jay for being so…selfish during tryouts. Didn’t he know this game was about teamwork?!

Jay scared the goalie out of the net-whooping and doing a victory dance as the other players recovered from their Jay-induced headaches. Gil helped Carlos up, wiping Carlos free of grass stains and dirt, making sure the smaller vk was okay before walking over to the coach after he called Gil and Jay forward.

Harry watched as Jay and Gil stared at the coach-both looking a little confused and concerned for a moment as Coach pointed back at the field-before the Coach beamed. “I call that raw talent! After you get showered come back to me, I’ll show you both something you haven't seen before-called a rule book!”

Gil very much had seen a rule book before, Uma made him one. But he just nodded, smiling as the coach patted his shoulder then Jay’s “Welcome to the team boys,” you stood, gesturing for Harry to follow as the two of you walked down the bleachers to meet up with Gil and congratulate him. Coach looked at Carlos, pursing his lips before asking if Carlos had ever thought about band.

Carlos snorted, rolling his eyes as Ben perked up-patting Carlos’ shoulder. “I’ll work with him, coach.” Ben said, beaming as Coach gave him a once over then shrugged. “All right, let’s run that again!” he blew his whistle and Gil spotted the two of you, waving as you came closer-the tall redhead behind him.

“Did you guys see? I made the team!” Gil cheered, happily taking the water bottle you handed him. “We saw, awesome job Gil,” you said with a hum, making eye contact with Fergus behind Gil. “That was a nice fluke on Jay, by the way, Fergus-think you could use that during Roar or am I gonna hav’ta deal with another loss at regionals.” Fergus stuck his tongue out at you, grinning as you flipped him off.

“Nae mah faut we tint th' lest toornament, blam’ Chad; he was th' a body fa got distracted by Audrey.” Fergus said-Harry noticing his strong accent that was similar to his. “Yer Scottish?” Harry asked, pointing at the red-head, who grinned and nodded, patting his fist to his chest.

“Aye, Fergus ay DunBroch, named efter mah grandpa, son ay Merida. an' ye?” Harry lifted his hook, giving his usual side smirk. “Harry Hook, son of Captain Hook.” Fergus’ eyes lit up and he stepped closer to Harry, who didn’t step back, grinning all the while. You and Gil shared a smile. “He made a friend~” Gil sang, glancing between Fergus and Harry-who were talking quickly and soon their voices were lost to their accents-Gil had never heard it this thick unless he and Harriet were having a shouting match.

“Question,” you asked while Harry and Fergus talked, Fergus saying something about Hook being a ‘doolally’ or something. Harry agreed, laughing. “Isn't his dad, Harry’s, British? how did Harry get to be Scottish?” Gil just shrugged; he really didn’t know. He had just learned to accept it.

“some of the crew are Scottish? I think?” Gil said, rubbing the back of his head, the crew meaning Hook’s crew. “Harriet’s Scottish too, or at least has the accent like Harry does, but…I really don’t know, the isle has a wide range of people-accents and languages from everywhere-so-it’s the toss of a coin for where you get your voice from.” You hummed with a nod, waving Fergus off as he went to go back into tryouts.

“See ya’ ‘arry!” Fergus said as he ran onto the field-Gil waiting a moment to join him as Harry waved back. “See ya Fergus!” Harry turned, seeing Gil’s grin and you chuckling. “you made a friend~” Gil sang, laughing as Harry smacked him with flushed cheeks.

“Nay-I don’ do friends.” Harry hissed, puffing his cheeks as Gil just laughed and went back onto the field, meeting up with Fergus and happily engaging in conversation as the teams converged.

-

About 30 minutes later, the boys had showered and changed, Gil and Jay were waiting for Coach Jenkins while Carlos was with Ben across the field-Ben helping him get ready for their first game of tourney on Sunday.

Jay tore his eyes away from Carlos as Coach sat between him and Gil, two blue and yellow jerseys over his shoulder as he handed a rulebook to them. “here you go, you know-I could really use some tough guys like you. Teams a buncha’ princes, if you know what I mean?” Coach said, grinning as Jay laughed and snapped the rule book shut-Gil still reading. “Tell me about it, it's all-oh after you, old chum. Oh pardon me, did I bump into you~ where we come from-its prepare to die sucker.” Jay ended with a hiss, holding up his fist as Gil snorted, very much agreeing with Jay.

Coach looked a bit concerned, as if only just realizing how dangerous the isle was and realizing why they were so instinctively good at the positions he had slotted them into for tryouts. “yeah, isle’s a tough place to be, tourney’s a breeze compared to the gang fights,” Gil commented, flipping through the book, making coach frown as Jay casually nodded. “got that right Gil,” Jay huffed, pausing as he did. Never thought he’d say that.

“well-“ Coach said, laughing a bit to ease the tension off his shoulders. “you won’t have to worry about gang fights here, or on the field. You’ve got your team, and together you’ll win against the opposing team and win our trophy back.” Jay sneered at the idea of a team while Gil beamed-happily imagining getting that golden trophy that had been missing from its case the last few years.

“I can get that trophy on my own, just watch me-as my father says; it’s all for one, and leave the rest behind.“ Jay said smugly, imagining himself getting through the opposing team by himself and winning single-handedly. Coach shook his head, taking Jay’s shoulder and calming him down. He turned to Gil, tilting his head as Gil continued to read the rule book, noting every little detail he saw. “and what about you?”

Gil beamed-happy to walk about his position on the isle, he glanced down at his golden shell bracelet; remembering Uma. “I’m a part of Uma’s crew, the muscle. I make sure everyone is safe and keep the gross dudes who like to leer at her or any of the girls away. We work together to survive, were a team.” Coach beamed; he wouldn’t have to convince Gil to work together with the team them-Gil already had that down pact.

Jay on the other hand, scoffed. “well, im not a sucker like you” he threw down the rule book, patting his chest harshly. “I’m the only one I need, I’m-“ Coach stopped him, pursing his lips as he tried to figure out how to word everything to Jay. “Jay, let me explain a team to you. A team, is like a family;" Jay huffed, rolling his eyes as he interrupted the coach.

“You do not wanna be at my house at dinner time.” Gil nodded in agreement, and Coach was very concerned again, but pushed on-figuring out another way to word his explanation. “okay-well, a team is like a body, right? The arms, legs, ears! they all need each other to work properly, to be strong. That’s what a team is, different players who play different parts to win. Make sense?” Jay slowly nodded, catching a glimpse of Carlos across the field, doing some running exercises with Ben; then a feral grin came to his face-holding up his fist.

“Can I be the fist?” Jay asked, and Coach laughed, taking Jay’s fist and shaking it about, nodding as Gil asked if he could be the other fist. He handed both a jersey, each having their name on the back.

‘Jay-8’ ‘Gil-3’

They both took them proudly, Gil standing to put on his jersey and admiring it. He was a part of a team again, the protector. He admired the striking blue of the fabric and laughed as Gil put his on, holding up his hand for a high-five. Jay hesitated for a moment then grinned, smacking Gil's hand.

-

“Okay, Carlos, we’re gonna do some sprints. You ready?” Ben asked, nodding back as Carlos gave him a thumbs up and checked his laces, then getting into a crouch and waiting to go at the click of Ben’s watch.

Carlos shot up as he heard the pitter-patter of four feet hitting the grass-turning for a moment to see a small scruffy dog-foaming at the mouth and eyes wild with bloodlust in Carlos mind-bolting towards him. he screamed, taking off like a shot with his survival instincts kicking in-zooming past Ben and into the forest.

Ben was  confused for a moment, then he saw the dog and yelled out to Carlos-running after him after dropping his watch and clipboard. “Carlos!” Ben yelled, sprinting through the forest path and doing his best to follow the sound of Carlos’ screaming and the dogs barking.

He eventually found Carlos in a tree-almost crying from panic with the mutt whining up at him. He had just wanted to play! Ben quickly pushed the mutt back, frowning up at Carlos as he panic-babbled about the dog being a ferocious beast who was going to rip out his throat.

“Who told you that?:” Ben asked, wondering who told Carlos such horror stories about dogs. Carlos took several deep breaths, watching the mutt like a hawk as Ben picked him up with no problem. “my mother,” Carlos said, and Ben furrowed his brows. “Cruella?” Ben asked, and Carlos nodded. “She’s a dog expert-a dog yellerer-why are you holding him he’s going to attack you!” Carlos screeched-realizing Ben had picked the mutt up.

Ben frowned, glancing between the mutt and Carlos. “Carlos, you’ve never actually met a dog before. Have you?” Ben watched as Carlos shook his head, “No-of course not, there’s no dogs on the isle,” Carlos muttered, doing his best to get further up and around the tree-away from the mutt.

The mutt whined-he didn’t mean to scare Carlos, he just wanted to play-he thought they were playing chase! It was one of his favorites. The mutt started to loudly whine, bark, and rumble-something Ben ignored but it caught Carlos’ attention.

He glanced back at the mutt, looking into its deep warm brown eyes as Ben introduced the mutt to Carlos. Dude, the mutt was called. Dude whined, staying perfectly still as Carlos slowly came down from the tree-nervously reaching out to pet Dude.

Dude reached his head into Carlos’ palm, closing his eyes and panting as Carlos slowly started to scratch behind his ears. “Certainly doesn’t look like a vicious, rabid pack animal,” Carlos said, his voice soft and still nervous as Ben smiled, moving Dude into Carlos’ arms. Carlos panicked for a moment, then relaxed as Dude snuggled into him, resting his chin on Carlos’ shoulder and sighing.

“hi,” Carlos said, flinching as Dude gently licked his cheek. “oh-thank-thank you.” Ben smiled sadly, he had never known nor imagined how bad it was for the vks back on the isle. He had seen more of it as the day went on-Harry, Carlos, and Evie all flinched at loud noises, Gil froze at the sound of yelling, Jay was constantly shifting on his feet-his eyes scanning every exit. Mal did the same, her hands usually clenched into fists or curled tight around a leather-bound book.

The path to a happy future in Auradon was going to be a long road for them, but Ben was ready to be there for every step. He smiled, patting Carlos’ shoulder. “I’ll let you two get to know each other-and I’ll see you later, okay?” Carlos nodded, rubbing Dude’s back as Ben turned and left the forest-grinning behind his shoulder as he saw Carlos sit down with Dude in his lap-the mutt happily laying down and cuddling in.

-

Around the same time-you had been wandering around with Doug after tryouts finished-Harry said something about getting his homework done while you went to meet up with Doug to talk about the upcoming group project in English class. You paused as Doug suddenly swerved and jogged off towards the bleachers, sighing as you realized he was heading directly for Evie-who was with Chad.

“time to save the princess from ‘prince charming” you muttered to yourself-jogging after Doug who climbed the bleachers and listened into their conversation. Evie in the middle of asking about the wand and you sighed-honestly how did nobody realize they wanted the wand? They walked about it so much-Mal the most-she mentioned it in practically every other conversation.

Oh, gods, Evie was trying to kiss him-ew ew ew-girl you don’t know where he’s been!!! You gagged quietly, something Doug laughed silently over as you reached over and smacked him, glaring down at Chad as he manipulated Evie into doing his homework in exchange for a date-which really would be Evie only doing his homework and then getting ghosted.

He did that with all the girls. Promise, get his end of the deal, and dip. So much for ‘charming’, you easily bet if his parents know about his behavior-Chad would be grounded for the rest of his life.

Chad walked off, Evie sighing dreamily after him. and Doug took that chance to hop down the bleachers to accidently scare Evie. “I couldn’t help but overhear-“ Doug started, Evie jumping and glaring at him. “are you stalking me!” Evie accused and you jumped down next to Doug-flicking his head-and Evie relaxed. Doug didn’t seem like the dude to do anything, but still. “yes, he is. And stop it-its creepy. Anyway~” you slid between the bleacher seats and landed in front of Evie, wiping your hands on your pants. “Chad’s a creep and a cheater-in more ways than one. You’d be way better off going for any other prince here than his dumbass, he talks to ten girls at a time and ghosts each and every single one of them-the only one he hasn’t ghosted Is Audrey, and she has no interest in him.”

Evie pouted a bit, glancing to the side as she clenched her mirror tightly. But she had to get a prince, and Chad was a prince. If Evie didn’t get a prince with that mother-in-law wing….Evie didn’t even want to think about what her mother would do. You held your hand out-gesturing for Chad’s bag.

Evie furrowed her brows, glancing between the bag and your hand when Doug spoke up, wanting to ease the tension but failing the realize he was ruining the moment. “I too-am interested in fairy godmothers wand,” and with that-Evie’s attention was on Doug and you had lost her. You sighed, letting your arm drop and leaning against one of the support beams, watching as Doug continued to talk.

“Which is another reason I look forward to the coronation,” Evie’s eyes snapped up, and a grin grew on her face. “perhaps we could sit next to each other and discuss its attributes?” Evie licked her lips, stepping close to Doug and resting her hand on his chest. “Are you saying they use it in the coronation?” Evie purred, batting her eyelashes in a way that made Doug lose his breath. He nodded and you held in a laugh, covering your face as Doug asked Evie out and she just smiled, waving you goodbye and skipping off back to the dorms.

“She’s waaaay outta your league Doug,” You chuckled, tossing your arm around his shoulders and leading him away from the bleachers and towards the dorms. He sighed, nodding a bit., “I know, but she’s so pretty!” his face turned pink, remembering the feeling of Evie’s hand on his chest. You laughed, shaking your head. “uh-huh, she is. And you’re stalking her and making her uncomfortable~ so-chill out, attempt just being her friend first and see if anything comes from it~ nice guys may finish last, but creepy fucks get gutted.”

Doug choked on his spit-pausing to hit his chest to free his airway. “Hercules, (y/n), you’re intense.” You just grinned, one that made Doug think of Harry, and waved Doug’s comment off. “Point being,” you continued, nodding towards Evie as she stepped into the dorm building. “Stop being creepy, stop stalking her, and if she asks why you like her-do not say her looks, kapeesh?” Doug nodded, straightening his back and saluting, laughing as you rolled your eyes and flicked his forehead. “Dork-c’mon, snack bar should be open by now.”

-

Harry sighed, running his hand through his already messy hair as he messed with a pencil in his other hand; attempting to get some math homework done. But he-fuck-he could hardly get past the first question; ‘write down the values of a, b, and c in each case then solve the equation using the quadratic formula. Leave the answers to 2 decimal spaces’

What was even the quadratic formula?!?! Why were there letters in the equation-why was this so difficult for him?!

“I’m so fuckin’ stupid,” Harry muttered to himself, dropping his pencil and burying his face in his hands-a burning sensation at his jaw and mind. Why couldn’t he get this? Just why did he struggle this much!? Even Gil could understand this bullcrap and he was as daft as a piece of hay!

So why was Harry having so much trouble?

He had to’ve been stupid, there was no other way-harry sighed, looking back down at his paper-spotting the magic map across from it. It was open and active, showing Harry in his dorm room, alone. Across from him-was your dorm, and you were inside it, sitting at the window.

Harry bit his lip-remembering earlier that day when you helped him out in chemistry-somehow understanding how his brain worked and helping him understand what he needed to do-helped him learn. Harry stood, grabbing his math book and homework and closing the map-whispering the magic words to lock it.

He walked out of his dorm, swallowing down a pit in his throat as he knocked on your door. “Who is it?” you called, the sound of you turning in your rolling chair echoing in the room. “me, Harry.” Harry said, opening the door when you told him to come in.

He paused-jaw dropping at the sight of your room. it was a pirates paradise. On one wall-was a mural of the ocean, at sunset with a ship looming on the horizon and stars above it, two sticking out as the stars of Neverland. On the other wall-were tons of maps of the world and its oceans, treasure maps, blueprints of legendary hips like the black pear and flying dutchman-a pinboard with pictures of the ocean, ships, and treasure.

Harry admired it all, spinning on his heel to get a good look-smiling sheepishly as you giggled, watching him amused. “I guess you like my room?” you teased, standing and making your way over to him, crossing your arms as he nodded, a blush on his cheeks.

“Aye, why can’t my room look like this?” Harry asked, gesturing to the wall of maps-his eyes locking onto a map of the isles of the Caribbean.  You shrugged, you really didn’t have an answer, Auradon prep certainly had the money to customize the rooms, but you customized yours personally after transferring to a boys dorm-the girl's one was just….too bright in your optioning and Ben was all too happy to help you get into the boys dorm wing.(which there was no rule against)

“Yeah, it just-hurt my wallet so much~” you cried, dramatically holding your hand to your chest as Harry laughed. “all of this is my work, or well, came from my money-Ben helped some but- you could ask him or FG to help you customize your dorm room, I’m sure Ben wouldn’t mind.” You said, waving him over to the round desk in your room as you noticed the book and paper in his hand. “So what’s up?”

“I…” Harry hesitated, licking his lips as he handed you his homework. “I need help, I-I can’t do math.” You hummed, looking down at his homework, algebra. It was the bane of existence to anyone who struggled with math, once it clicked it clicked, but for someone like Harry or anyone like him-it never clicked and was a constant frustrating force.

“Yeah, it sucks” you muttered casually, which surprised Harry as you took his pencil and a calculator. “Never clicks for me, so it’s like learning a brand-new thing every day-its why I take Ms. Honey’s focused class, she helps make it a bit easier to learn-you could probably join if you need to- Dyscalculia n all that.” Harry’s mind was whirling-short circuiting as you spoke so casually, as if he wasn’t stupid-as if being bad at math wasn’t him being stupid. Wait-dyscal- “Dys-dyscalculia?” Harry asked, fumbling over the word for a moment.

You nodded, turning to him. “Yeah, it’s a learning disability for numbers, lots of kids have it, it's why Ms. Honey is a teacher specialized in that disability-she helps kids who have trouble understanding numbers and focuses on their learning style so it clicks for them.” Harry just stared, nearly about to cry. There-there was a name for it? He-he wasn’t stupid? He just had a learning disability?

Was that really all it was?

“And-ye think I have it?” Harry asked, pointing at himself, clearing his throat to rid himself of the slight croak to it. You didn’t comment on it, nodding. “Yeah-Ms. Honey noticed you having trouble with math and brought it up to FG, who brought it up with me-since I’m kinda in charge of you and Gil,” That was news to Harry, but he let you continue “So, when you were having trouble in chemistry-it just kinda, solidified that idea, you aren’t stupid, not at all-your brain just goes fuck you to numbers and it’s hard to understand them.”

You turned to him with a smile, one that sent butterflies through his gut. “There’s nothing wrong with you, you just need a different style of teaching to help you understand.” Harry sniffed, nodding slightly as you went back to his homework, sliding it in front of him and showing him your notes from your math studies “Here, you can use my notes-they might make sense to you, I basically just make little cheat codes to help me remember how to plug in the formula’s n all that.”

Harry nodded again, not trusting his voice as he took his pencil back and started to work. As he did-the frustration he felt earlier cleared up-and things started to…well, click. His pencil got faster, a grin slowly appearing on his face as you guided him through his homework-a matching smile on your lips.

“And there you go, you did your math homework~!” you cheered, clapping your hands. Harry let out a short laugh, staring down at the completed worksheet. he did it-he actually did math. “Holy fuck,” he breathed, setting down his pencil and leaning back in his chair-staring at you. “You actually taught me math, how in the hells did ye do tha?” you shrugged, closing his math book and setting the worksheet on top of that. “Dunno, I just taught you the same way I get taught, and it worked. So-yay?”

“Aye, yay,” Harry breathed, still staring at you. You stared back, flushing a bit under his gaze. You were saved by the bell-well, Ben- as he threw open your door, narrowing his eyes at you. “Where is it?” Ben asked, crossing his arms. You furrowed your brows, wondering what he meant. “Where’s what?” you asked, leaning back in your chair and crossing your legs. “The compass? I just got a report that It’s missing, and I know you took it. So where’s the compass?” Ben demanded, an amused look in his eyes.

“I didn’t put it back?” you muttered, and then you jumped to your feet-remembering yes, in fact; “I didn’t put it back!” Harry was utterly confused as you ran over to your dresser and dug through the top drawer, pulling out a black octagon compass. Harry’s jaw dropped-he knew that compass-that was-holy shit!

“Is that fuckin Jack Sparrows compass?!” Harry yelped as you ran over to Ben and gave him the compass, grinning sheepishly. “Yep, and this is the seventh time she’s stolen it, and the second time she’s forgotten to put it back.” Ben chastised, poking your forehead and chuckling as you batted his hand away. “You really have to stop stealing it (y/n),”

You just grinned, moving to sit back down next to Harry. “Upgrade your damn security and I might,” Ben just rolled his eyes fondly, pocketing the compass and about to walk out when he seemed to remember something; turning to you with furrowed brows.

“Oh, did you try and steal the wand last night? The report also said the alarm went off.” Harry’s blood went cold, freezing on the spot only to relax as you nodded, leaning on your palm. “yeah, was bored-threw a rock at the barrier, felt like getting that guard on his feet.” You giggled; your grin almost devilish as Harry stared at you.

You definitely weren’t at the museum last night-that was them-the vks-they tried to steal the wand. And yet you covered for them like it was nothing, and you wouldn’t get in trouble for it. Ben just sighed and rolled his eyes. “yeah yeah, upgrade security, see ya (y/n), Harry.” And Ben walked out, closing the door.

Harry just kept staring, letting out a soft huff of air as you winked at him and grabbed his remedial goodness homework. “Let’s get this done too, looks like a bigger headache than math.” Harry laughed, nodding and scooting closer to you, his shoulder brushing against yours.

-

Gil grinned as he walked back to his dorm-grunting as someone ran into him. He gasped as he looked down, seeing Jane on the floor, her books and papers surrounding her. “Jane!” Gil yelped, crouching and gently pulling her up, brushing her long hair out of her face to make sure he didn’t hurt her. “Are you okay? I’m so sorry-“

Jane let out a soft squeak, her face turning red as Gil helped her to her feet. “I’m-I’m fine-really!” Jane squeaked out, clutching her hands into her skirt as Gil leaned down to pick up her books and papers, carefully stacking them and putting them in her arms. “Just a bump-you didn’t hurt me,” Gil nodded, a worried look still on his face, Jane stared up at him-then realized his jersey, gasping excitedly as Gil noticed her hair, grinning as he pointed at it.

“You grew your hair out!” “You joined the tourney team!”

They stared at each other for a moment for their overlapping words then laughed, Gil rubbing the back of his head as he admired Jane’s long locks. “it’s really pretty, your hair,” Gil said, smiling shyly as Jane curled a lock between her fingers. “Thank you,” she whispered, feeling giddy. “congrats on joining the team!”

“Thanks!” Gil beamed, the two staring at each other for a moment before they slowly started to move around. “so uh-I’ll see you later?” Jane nodded, waving Gil goodbye as he went off to his dorm to show Harry his jersey. “Bye Gil,” “Bye Jane~!”

Jane stared after him until he disappeared, spinning around with a squeal and running off-she couldn’t wait to tell you about this!

Gil threw open the door to his dorm room, narrowing his eyes as he noticed Harry’s absence. He turned, going over to your room and opening it, grinning as he saw Harry at your desk with you, finishing up the last of Harry’s homework. You looked up, wolf-whistling with a grin as Gil showed off his jersey. “lookin’ good~!” you cheered, Harry turning and grinning when he saw Gil. “Aye, lookin’ like a bore-adon jock~” Harry teased, cackling as Gil scrunched his hands at him-mimicking squishing Harry’s face. “shut up, not like you won't be one tomorrow after Roar tryouts,” Gil teased back, laughing as Harry gasped dramatically, leaving you to clean up the desk and grab a soda from your mini-fridge.

“how dare ye! I will never be a jock-i am a pirate through and through!”

“I cannot wait to see you squirm in bright ass yellow and blue”

“like ye didn’t at tryouts earlier!”

You watched them amused, sipping at your soda as they bantered, getting a text from an unknown number and opening the new chat.

‘hi, I just got this and the box said it was from Ben, and im not really sure how it works’ ‘but’ ‘Mal said you were interested in me giving Jane a makeover? I can totally do that, for a price of course-material isn’t cheap after all’

Ah-Evie, you quickly entered her number into your phone and texted her back. ‘sweetness, and of course! Does $400 sound good?’

Evie took several moments to respond, and you know she was just staring at her phone-deciding whether to scream or faint.

‘yes-yes that sounds perfect’ ‘im thinking soft pinks and blues-denim maybe? Maybe showing a bit of her tummy?’

You grinned, that sounded perfect.

‘sounds awesome, ill stop by in a bit with Jane to get her measurements and to pay you, sound good?’

‘perfect, see you soon!’

You stood, pocketing your phone and going out to look for Jane, you turned back to Harry and Gil as they stared at you; wondering where you were going. “I’m going out, you guys can stay in here if you want, just don’t break anything-I got games too-“ you pointed at the console below your tv and Gil bolted over to it- while Harry stared at your mini-fridge, knowing you had root beer in there. “Help yourself, see ya!”

Harry stared at your open door for a minute then ran over to your mini-fridge, taking two bottles of root beer and handing one to Gil, standing as he watched Gil turn on your console and picked out a game.

“Infamous second son,” Harry muttered, smirking at the cover art, oh he was going to like this game.

-end of p5-

Whooooo boi, longest one yet I think XD 800+ words too hoped ya like~

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[taylorkellyreporting]

i hope no one minds if i liveblog this bitch: ncis: hawai’i s2 from ncis 19x21

since the first ep back is a crossover with ncis i just decided to watch those eps first. if this is their way of getting more ppl to watch the og…it’s working lmao

— ncis 19x21 + ncis hawaii 2x01

roman’s hilarious

“salted or unsalted?” “i…did not taste them” lmao

i don’t like this deputy director at all

parker’s ex wife is definitely lying and probably setting him up

“if i’m the sucker, consider me licked” 😭

*pretends to be shocked*

lmaooo they got the commander good in that diner

at least parker is suspicious

WHAT???

hm. i wonder if the commander is the raven

damn this storyline is insane

jane and nick would be such a hot couple why lie

oh wow it’s the prisoner

kate and lucy are so cute

“don’t worry, you’re gonna get to know the inmates, believe me” pls

oh they got played

bombside manner 😭😭

i love bam-bam she’s hilarious

“screw you, torres!” “you’d like that, wouldn’t you?” skjfhghcjjs

IT WAS A SETUP

i’ll never get tired of ocean shots

this crossover was SO MUCH better than the first one omg

— ncis: hawai’i 2x02

kate wants to tell her boss about lucy so she can meet her team 🥹

he was shot in the face?? how horrific

ernie gossiping 😭

“first off, it’s a movie about family” dkfjgjfjdn

mai tai o’clock 😭😭

that’s a lot of blood

i love that kate’s venting to jesse

NOT THE CROWBAR

that chase was cool as hell

“i don’t have friends, i got ohana” lmaoo i love them

“it’s like a trilogy, right?” lmfaooo

“i’ll be right here, with ya” aww

“welcome to the fbi family” 🫶🏻🥹

THEY’RE SO CUTE

— 2x03

why is this woman so nervous…

oh shit they cut her brakes

“i’m like half your size!” 😭😭

oop not lucy coming at her with her full government name

“well now you’re just trying to turn me on 😏” LUCY CLAPPING TO GET HER TO FOCUS PLS 😭

SHE FULL ON BODY SLAMMED HER ICB

wait, what??

this audrey looks like she’s wearing a really bad wig

bam-bam doesn’t remember jesse lmao

“but mostly, we spoke the language of love” 😭

“ohhhh i see it now!” hours later lmao

oh redhead looked like she saw a ghost when she saw kate for the first time

“open yourself up to more mopping” plsss

oh shit this is intense

“my love” 🥹

“being with you has changed everything” i love them y’all i really do

— 2x04

a backup shoe 😭

hell no i would never think to cook in someone’s house when i’ve never even met them before

i do not like cassandra at all

they were all scared to death…what a terrible way to die

“their fear is his high” how evil

no fucking way it’s the ranger who was helping them earlier

PIKE??????

THAT WAS INSANE

jane lying and saying she likes cassandra pls

besides the season premiere, this was my favorite episode of the season so far

— 2x05

oh my God

lmao that kacy scene was so awkward

i can’t wait to find out who this aj person is

all of these construction men are hot…assholes but. hot.

kate really put her foot in her mouth with that financially responsible comment

not him blaming ben + the team for what’s happening as if he didn’t get into bed with them in the first place

this ep was frustrating but really good

i don’t trust aj at all. he’s probably the one who had the brothers attacked.

that was such a beautiful ending

— 2x06

i’m on daniel’s side with this one sorry

God this is making me never want to leave my house again…fentanyl scattered all over the beach are you fr

“if the devil got into the drug business, fentanyl would be his product of choice” so true

“it’s not every day i get to spend time with my little buddy” the smile on kai’s face when he thought ernie was talking about him is making me lose it

i’d like to thank the writers for gracing us with shirtless kai scenes

bam-bam and ernie beefing is hilarious

oh my God i really thought jesse was gone

kai really threw down that bag so he could hug jesse jdjgjvjdhsvc

alex getting a job at kai’s dads restaurant oh wow 😭

“your dad doesn’t know what he missed out on” i love their friendship so so much

stella knows there’s something wrong

well that was unexpected

i want more annoyed kate

jesse’s insane

lucy “my love” tara and kate “my sweet” whistler you are so adorable

the tear ☹️

i get the writers needed an excuse for yasmine being gone but lucy deciding to spend four months on a boat in the middle of the ocean is so out of character

— 2x08

kai is such a SWEETHEART

not jesse being a theater kid omg?

“the pirate queen” “no, just stop. you’re embarrassing yourself” the way kai just nods 😭

mcu mention oh this is hell

alan’s an idiot

ernie 😭😭😭

okay a movie shoot was not expected

lucy needs to come home NOW

“walk away” he is very much not going to do that

not at all important to the plot but charlie’s neck is so freaking thick lmfao

cassandra needs to pack her shit and go already

jane is such a badass i don’t care if what she did was a stupid move

they did alan so foul

oh shit kai’s dad took money from those men???

CHARLEMAGNE 😭😭

oh jane’s gonna kill alex

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[bespectacledbookworm]

HEADS UP PLUTO TV HAS SOME GREAT HORROR MOVIES TO WATCH RIGHT NOW!

Please note that most of these are not gorey/torture porn scary because they are either one kinda outdated and now just silly, or b, not that kind of horror!

SQUIRM: evil worms plague a small town during a power outage.

House on Haunted Hill, Tales of Terror, Theatre of Blood, The Masque of Red Death, The Conqueror Worm, The Pit and the Pendulum, the Fall of the House of Usher: Vincent Price. Need I say more? Theatre of Blood is a little more silly, but still has a pretty good twist.

The Woods: scary witchy boarding school for girls

Blood & Chocolate: OH MY GOD okay Twilight of the early aught's but it's a girl who's a werewolf and her mafia like family, and also cutie pie Hugh Dancy!!!

Once Bitten: Silly vampire movie with young Jim Carrey, a great early role for him.

Audrey Rose: HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS Anthony Hopkins claims that a young girl who's been experiencing night terrors is actually being possessed by the spirit of his dead daughter SUCH A GREAT movie. More psychological horror than anything.

Blacula and Scream, Blacula, Scream: I haven't seen these yet, but obviously I will??? Hello???

Night of the Demons: horrible 80's teen scary movie, and actually, this ones a little gorey: dumb teens spend the night in a funeral parlor, and there's an incredible possessed dance by Amelia Kinkade.

The Love Witch: If you haven't heard of the Love Witch, then, listen, it's about a seventies-esque witch who yearns for love but it keeps going wrong. Aesthetic, funny, femme, witchy.

Ginger Snaps: HELLO, iconic actress pair Emily Perkins and Katherine Isabelle. Girlhood, Monster-ation, werewolves. Iconic.

Only Lovers Left Alive: TILDA SWINTON AND TOM HIDDLESTON. ICONIC VAMPIRE COUPLE OH MY GOD!! Moody vampires in love. Romantic and dark.

Bubba Ho-Tep: Elvis awaits his end of days in a senior living facility with his best friend JFK, when they discover a mummy terrorizing the senior residents. A classic.

Hansel & Gretal, Witch Hunters: Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton in your gritty grimms fairytales dreams. Silly, kinda badass and thoroughly enjoyable.

Vampire in Brooklyn: Eddie Murphy is a vampire looking for his mistress... he has searched through oceans of time for her....

Elvira Mistress of the Dark and Elvira's Haunted Hills: IT'S ELVIRA.

Bram Stoker's Dracula: YA'LL HE CROSSED OCEANS OF TIME TO FIND HER!!! Keanu Reeve's horrible English accent, and Anthony Hopkins as a weird uncle energy vampire hunter. Incredible.

The Addams Family & The Addams Family Values: The dream couple, Gomez and Morticia. Little Christina Ricci. omg and DEBBIE!!! Classic family fun.

There are so many more movies that I want to see like Black Xmas, Planet of the Vampires, The Wicker Man, The Covenant, and Gretal & Hansel. These are some that I have seen. Horror enthusiasts, go check out pluto cause there's some good stuff on there!

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[ab-arts]

I finished the game a few hours ago, still almost doesn’t feel real skndjsjs

But HOLY FUCK it was amazing!!

Of course I have my nitpicks but overall I give it a solid 9/10! Wish my shit ass computer would’ve given me more than 3-5 fps sometimes (not exaggerating)

Some rambles regarding the game below, nothing coherent or an official review just some thoughts:

Alright so first of all HOLY SHIT THE GRAPHICS, GOREGOUS

SOUND DESIGN, INCREDIBLE

MUSIC, AMAZING

Even the very beginning of the game I was on edge, the atmosphere the game gave was immaculate

Once again wish I hadn’t been lagging so bad I was constantly faceplanting into walls XD

All the mirrors in the game actually worked!! Idk why that amazed me so much but it did

Audreeeey, omg I love her, I love her so much,,

She reacts to things! She’s dynamic she’s alive!! Henry I love you too but please man you’re a little bland considering the horrors around you dhdjdh—but ooh I love her and her personality,, there’s some parts I wished she’d reacted to more n had more lines but mostly I just really loved listening to her talk,,,

SPEAKING OF HENRY, HENRY HAS A CANON DESIGN NOW!! NEAT! Still keeping my own the same though cuz I like it better jdndjdh

ALSO JOEY WAS THERE TOO—he was so fascinating?? Like..he wasn’t this evil guy, he regretted what he did? And he and Allison were friends I think? And he helped Audrey? AND OH MY GOD THE REVEAL THAT HE MADE HER IN THE REAL WORLD?? I was blown away honestly. And omfg my design for Joey had a Bendy pin and GUESS WHAT CANON JOEY HAD

A BENDY PIN

I WIN AT PREDICTING THINGS NSJDNDJ

OH OH GOD AND THE INK DEMON, HE TALKS??? HE TALKS SCARY????? HIS VOICE IS SO FUCKING COOL AND TERRIFYING??? SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME??? HOLY FUCK

His design is a little weird for me tho? Like it’s cool and absolutely is scary, I’m just not fond of his face?? His teeth?? That’s not a smile that’s just teeth, he gotta have a smile, turn up the corners of his mouth plz

Also was not very thrilled by the mechanic where you have to hide from him, except he’s not even there and it’s just a countdown to insta-death? I was hoping to actually get hunted by him and have to stealth, Alien: Isolation style. The mechanic also annoyed me in another way cuz it usually caused a lag spike aaaand it’s hard to hurry and find a hiding spot when you have 3 fps and keep running into walls, though that was caused by my shit computer, not the game itself, so it gets a pass. Still would’ve preferred getting hunted by the Ink Demon though

Also can we talk about whatever the FUCK the Keepers were?? Those things were CREEPY like, EIEHGHHG WHAT THE HELL, the way they TALKED dear god

They don’t even have legs they just SLITHER AROUND

The Lurker was funky but I don’t have too many thoughts about it itself, more about the LONG ASS SIDE QUEST you can do for it that I didn’t know was OPTIONAL

I had to go all the way back up to the fuckin Animation Ally and oh my god the amounts of times I died, the many times the map broke or the one time it just wasn’t there at all (once again I blame my computer), the time in a fight in which it was lagging so bad it nearly crashed and the audio was freaking out, and what do I get after all that? A FUCKIN SCHEMATIC AND SOME COLLECTABLES

EAT MY ASS, LURKER

Allison omg, I loved her in this- I only wished she showed up more, she was a delight and I really wanted her and Audrey to become friends. Tom was there too but I don’t really care about him kdndjjd

ALICE THO, GOD what a return, and it was SPECTACULAR. The riddle (that was fun to solve, and not stupid hard like some of the other fuckin puzzles I hate puzzles I suck at them), the fucking ELECTRIC CHAIR she put Audrey on, HAVING A GUN??? THE WHOLE OH SO TENDER SCENE BETWEEN HER AND ALLISON,,,?? God I have feelings

Wilson is..hard to describe cuz honestly I didn’t know what to make of him? Like the beginning scene with him in the elevator was very ew creepy please stop, I could just feel Audrey’s discomfort, and obviously the whole turning on the ink machine (I was so obsessed with the gathering ritual items for the pedestals parallel) and murdering himself and Audrey scene was a big red flag, and ofc the creepy ass posters and lying and just having dictator-y but distant vibes, but later on he kind of seemed like he had decent motives?? Idk..but OH IT WAS A TRICK, A TRICKY TRICK—HE TRIED TO TURN AUDREY INTO HIS OC

It was sooo funny to watch that scene play out and Wilson starts dragging her toward that machine, and I was just going like “push him in push him in push him in” and then she DID and I was like YEEEAH

And OH MY GOD WHAT HE BECAME, NO EXAGGERATION IT WAS SCARIER THAN THE INK DEMON LIKE WHAT THE FUUUCK

I’m not sure which is scarier though, that thing whatever it’s called or the fuckin SPIDER THINGS WITH TEETH

Oh my GOD I hated those so much, ESPECIALLY THE BIG ONE

I think I was either lagging too much of never got killed directly by it to see it, but aPPARENTLY IT HAS A DISTURBING DEATH SCENE WHERE IT EATS AUDREY ALIVE

I wanted to see the deaths scenes in non-laggy format and I watched it and YEAH

THANKS MEATLY IM GONNA HAVE FUCKIN NIGHTMARES

Oh I can’t forget about Bettyyyy, what a sweet gal, I love her and I need more of her

And whatever the fuck that weird book was, the Mug and the Maiden?? Who wrote that they sound hilarious

The whole thing about the ink world and the real world being SEPERATE WORLDS was wild too, like—there was a CITY there, it was HUGE, and the implications of the ink people there being memories, like Joey—the real world versions not there at all but simply alternate copies living a hell (ofc the exception being Audrey and Wilson I’m assuming who’s real world selves were Actually There)

OH OH AND BABY BENDERSSS!! Didn’t do hardly anything and kind of just followed me around for a bit but he was cute! Immediately followed with oh my fucking god as I found out he got tortured by the Keepers

Also in this butcher shop (which had a clever little Meatly reference in the name that made me chuckle) there was just these words that said “the beef is people” and like wow, Audrey accidentally committing cannibalism real

NO CUZ ID BEEN EATING IT. THERES FOOD ALL AROUND (more than just bacon soup! It was all very creative and I liked it ^^) AND SOME OF ITS SLABS OF MEAT

PEPOPLE MEAT. IVE BEEN. FEEDING AUDREY. PEAOPLE MEAT

EUHGHEUHUGHGUH

But anyway, I saved the most important details for last—THE PARTS WITH SAMMY!!

There were hardly any. My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable. BUT, I did enjoy the ones that were there! Sammy having a couple memos, him being held in a cell by the Keepers (FREE HIM) as he’s designated a Cyclebreaker, just playing his banjo looking all vacant, and during the final combat scene HE HAD VOICELINES! A few, before he was SHOT OFF A BALCONY BY ALLISON. ALLISON HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. FIRST YOUR HUSBAND NOW YOU. WHY

He did a fucking Wilhelm scream as he died (for the 4th time in the series mind you) tho so that was hilarious, but STILL

GIVE ME MORE IN DEPTH SAM CONTENT JDS. DO I NEED TO BRIBE YOU. (for legal reasons this is a joke)

But yeah! Overall these are most of my thoughts regarding how I feel about the game, and though there’s things I would personally change (aaand considering I didn’t get nearly all of the achievements and there’s probably bounds of secrets I didn’t find, there’s prolly a shit ton I still don’t know), I still thoroughly enjoyed playing it! For me it was worth the wait ^^

#abrambles #bendy and the dark revival #batdr spoilers #batdr spoiler #bendy spoilers #it’s scattered and long-winded but hopefully somebody enjoys my thoughts on it

[fireworkss-exe]

i would love to see the notes on lsoh live omg

The show was in a "theatre in the round" venue, which is sort of rare from what I've seen

It had a black-and-white theme with costumes, set, etc. being all in black/white/grey, with the "evil" things in neon color (Twoey, the money, Seymour's bandaids, blood, the contracts, and eventually the Urchins' costumes at the end)

Mushnik was reading a Playboy at the beginning

Audrey was absolutely adorable! She had glasses too

There was a lot of audience interaction (i.e. Seymour handing out flyers during "Closed for Renovation," Orin using an audience member's mouth as the "neglected mouth" he shows Seymour)

Twoey was played by a drag queen who chased their victims around the stage and stabbed or bit them to death

Audrey and Seymour had a large platonic bond, and they had a secret handshake they did at multiple points during the show

The Urchins seemed to take Audrey more seriously and interjected stuff like "Oh yeah!" "Mhm" or "Now you're talking!" during "Somewhere That's Green"

The Urchins sat in the audience area occasionally

Orin had a CRAZY jacket- it was more of a leather trench coat with spikes and safety pins all over it. He also did the Douglas Sills high note

Mushnik was physically abusive to Seymour and beat him with a bouquet

When Mushnik held his breath during "Mushnik & Son," Seymour went on a 30-second long improvised monologue about never having someone to go fishing with

Twoey SCREAMED at Seymour so loud that it was actually scary, especially considering I was in the front row

Seymour's gun was made of rubber and was really floppy and looked really funny

Orin licked the drill after he showed it to Seymour

When Seymour pulled out the gun and started rambling about the methods he'd use to kill Twoey, Audrey was terrified like she thought Seymour was going to shoot HER. It was really heartbreaking

After Audrey died, Twoey puppeted her body offstage... towards a green light, mirroring the green light she reached for during "Somewhere That's Green"

In "Don't Feed the Plants" the deceased wore their first outfits they wore in the show, except splattered with neon "blood"

During the bows, Twoey sang "Mean Green Mother From Outerspace" as an encore

#asks #lsoh #little shop of horrors

[joys-incoherent-rambling]

My ocs as... Disney Characters.

I already had like, three, so I figured I would just figure out the rest.  Texas: Long blonde hair (Not as long, but you get the idea.) Tries real hard to keep n optimistic view on life. Never went anywhere but home until she was in her 20′s, due to her parents trying they absoulute hardest to keep her safe. Just take away some of her anxiety and depression, you get (from my personal favorite movie of all time) Rapunzel -Tangled “I want to see the world, and not just through my window!” 

Missouri. Do I even.... Need to explain this one? I’m watching Frozen again for the first time in years, (AND OMG THE MEMORIES IT BRINGS BACK) and I’ve seen it so many times in my past, but I still found it hard to believe Hans  was bad. :( I even liked him for a little bit. (After looking for the gif, I can’t look at his face anymore though-)  -Frozen “Oh Anna, if only there was someone out there who loved you.”  

Georgia.  Do I have reasoning for this one?  Idk it just makes sense.  A little hyper, gets excited easily, optimistic, among other things.  -Frozen “There'll be actual real live people. It'll be totally strange.” 

Evil Texas I wasn’t going to do her, but she’s like, on my mind a lot and I saw THIS edit on pintrest and thought that that was for real her so, I present to you, Helga Sinclair. A little evil, will eventally end up on the right side but a little to late. And also just they way they move, it’s so similar in my head.  -Atlantis, The Lost Empire

Penny  A little bit crazy, highly anxious, tries a lot to hide it but Pepa is basically who she is in her head / when no one is looking. Outside, she’s like, the calmest person you could met. Inside, she’s lowkey freaking out about everything.  -Encanto  “I’m trying Mama, but I can’t find Antonio. What do you want from me!” 

Carolina.  Morals aren’t always great, but ends up on the right side of things. Their personality’s are pretty similar, soo Audrey Rocio Ramirez.  -Atlantis, The Lost Empire.  “Geez. I used to take lunch money from guys like this.” 

Maine Skitter  Had to grow up to fast. Stress, but still a pretty chill ( Get it?? Lol) and fun person despite it. Trying her absolute hardest. Elsa. (EXCEPT FOR HAVEN MAINE, she is terrifying and never smiles.)  -Frozen, Frozen 2 “Don’t let them in, don’t let them see. Be the good girl, you’ve always had to be”

Arizona. Precived by most as insane, they both have a delicate, almost princess like way of moving, talking, and overall acting most of the time. So here is Alice, for Arizona’s normal-ish side. “I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it”

#My OCs #disney #Rapunzel #Hans #Anna #helga sinclair #pepa #Audrey #Elsa #alice #Texas #Missouri #Georgia #Evil Texas #Penny #Cara #Maine #Arizona #yee #Now time to post this everywhere because I love looking at it

[evilangelfiji]

A very brief list of proof that the writers hated Duke Crocker

Spoilers ahead and Nathan/Duke shipping

They didn't even name his mother

Colarado what a stupid thing to keep bringing back they just kissed they didn't even show an AU where Duke had a happy loving relationship. Nathan in the trouble free world was married ro some rando but Duke was alone. Duke is always forever alone.

"Ot3" No ot3 for me they are just using Duke. They had potential but they never let it get anywhere because nathan/audrey was sacred no part of audrey could desire or love Duke more than platonically. Duke's a punching bag or a scapegoat for the heroes - writers giving him unresolved trauma and he still bends over backwards because he's so lonely and no one has ever put him first. And that was why he was suicidal no matter what he did people just blamed him and never accepted him and only acknowledged him when he was past breaking point. The ot3 is just Duke SERVICING the main couple and I'm just not here for that.

Duke = Audrey. Audrey was an alien lifeform that doesn't belong in Haven. Duke and Audrey both had destiny's they fought against. Duke lost. Audrey got her lifetime spanning epic Love. Duke got Nada. Audrey/Paige got the happy ever after that Duke was parched for. Lexie was Duke and Nathan did not like her because she reminded him of Duke. Realistically Nathan and Duke work better than Naudrey what do naudrey even have cop x cop omg he can feel her touch lmao anyway nate x duke is batman and catwoman. If Nathan really loved Audrey he'd end up with FBI Audrey. He only wants Mara's body in any capacity it doesn't matter who Audrey comes back as Nathan will always fall in love with her & she's attracted to people who fall in love with her. Colarado is Duke realising that he loves Nathan more than he loves Audrey. Duke went into the Barn because of *Nathan*. Nathan tried to kill him for 3 seasons and asks Duke to die to save Audrey and bro is like yes of course I will save her for you. Duke supports Nathan and Audrey because he knows Nathan will not love him the way that he loves Audrey but he's selfless enough to accept that no one will love him.

People who died in his arms grandfather, wife Evi Ryan, brother and girlfriend Jennifer Mason and so many people died in front of him such as Haylie and her mother Barbara

Named his daughter Jean named his last Girlfriend Jen no creativity at all

Destroyed his beloved restaurant/bar for no reason other than to erase him from Haven

Kept saying Audrey loved him didn't show it. None of maras personalities loved Duke. Whenever you have clones or distinct personalities when you have a love triangle you create a conflict and choice. There was none. It was always how many Mara personality can Nathan meet and how many times will she love him (all of them even Mara would have loved Nathan eventually) sci fi is supposed to push the boundaries this show couldn't even do a proper mara/Duke and even watered down william/Mara because All of Maras personalities belong to Nathan.

Kept saying Nathan hated him and kept showing the opposite. Made the troubles free Nathan have a crush on detective crocker

Duke was suicidal and had self esteem issues so they decided to blame him for everything even though he was just trying his best

Kept insinuating that his family were serial killers when some troubled begged them to end the curse

Nathan tried to kill him over the smallest things

No one knew in a small town what Simon crocker and his wife did to Duke? Excuse me? So Duke was born evil and since he was not troubled no one cared that he was abused and neglected until he was 18? Are you kidding me? Duke getting troubled blood on him = addicted feels like drugs, his mama was an addict.

People until the last episode called him selfish and a dick and only thinks for himself

Characters like McHugh got to have a happy ever after found family but the thirs main character just killed off...?

The only people who really loved him were the McShaws Gloria Verrano and Jennifer Mason

Wife betrayed him and died in front of him Mara betrayed him and made him do what he was afraid of (hurt people)

They kept taking away things that made him special to Nathan but it didn't quite fit - they made Duke a bully in highschool but Nathan bullies him as an adult even getting a tattoo to kill Duke, they make Duke the person everyone blames they tried it with Nathan after he ditches town because the reason for his living Audrey *dies* and then they tried it after Duke leaves town and they put Nate on trial and conveniently they make the accuser a bad guy to make it look like no one had any reason to hate Nate, the guard were supposed to be like a secret society to save troubled but they were just bullies and criminals. I thought nate would have to kill Nate to gain entry to the guard...

Croaton and Vince can magic James The colarado kid alive out of nowhere but Duke gotta stay dead

All Duke wanted was love so they killed all his loves all Duke wanted was family so they gave Nathan a family Mara had a godamn family in her super advanced society

Proof that the writers didn't hate him

Multlingual

In a trouble free world he is a respected and great cop

The McShaws

Unintentional Nathan/Duke

Duke became Mara giving people troubles. Then Duke treated Mara like Nathan treated Duke and Mara and Duke hooked up. If Duke was a woman he and Nathan would have had 3 kids by the end of Haven

The infamous troublephobic reverend

The writers gave us Romeo x Romeo friends to enemies to lovers. Bro Nathan literally LOVED Duke to death. Like if Duke headcanonincally had a kink for Nate's arms choking him during sex... well...

#duke crocker

[lemony-emma]

What would you think if an evilized villain (maybe a wishmaker-like villain or maybe even a villain that's unrelated to the butterfly miraculous) caused Chloe and Zoe to switch bodies somehow, and nobody fully understands what's going on, so Zoe (in Chloe's body) is taken by Audrey back to New York, despite Zoe desperately trying to explain things. But Chloe enters a fugue state (heavily due to trauma caused by the neglect of her parents) and genuinely thinks she's Zoe, and is even able to recall many of the things Zoe did due to being in Zoe's body. The class thinks “Zoe's” change in behavior is due to the psychological effects of method acting, since “Zoe” is playing Chloe in Astruc's new movie, but they gradually convince “Zoe” to let them help her relearn how to be “herself” again. Meanwhile, in New York, Zoe is trying to get back to Paris, but when she gets there, “Zoe” thinks she’s there to try to hurt Marinette.

Eventually, after listening to “Chloe”, Marinette starts to suspect that “Chloe” might be telling the truth, so she decides that she must test “Chloe” and “Zoe”. She fakes being in danger to see how they react. “Zoe” reacts slightly faster than “Chloe”, so Marinette comes to the conclusion that “Chloe” is lying and that “Chloe” has an evil and manipulative plan. Marinette thinks that “Chloe” must have picked up a few tricks from Lila, because she thinks no version of Chloe could possibly react faster than Zoe when it comes to protecting her.

oh my god??? write a fanfic this is so insane,, the twists,, the turns,, omg.

anyways I think it'd be so interesting if they played on Zoe's love that way,, with Marinette using it to test who the real Zoe is. I also have always been a fan of having a redemption story for Chloe because I believe up until season 5 she was getting much better and slowly becoming nicer, until out of nowhere Ladybug abandons her and she goes straight back to villain :// I feel like it's such a waste and I really loved the dynamic of Chloe being a huge ladybug fan but still feuding with marinette. it was also very cute seeing her be more human as a cringey little ladybug fan, and I think ladybug's influence could've helped redeem Chloe. I also think the psychological route you've taken with Chloe feeling so neglected that she kind of dies inside is super interesting! the only thing is that after season 5, Chloe has been painted as extremely awful,, very much on level with Lila, just not as smart, so I find it hard to see redemption possibility for her anymore. like,, Chloe has relentlessly bullied Marinette for years and years (which its also so fucked up that secondary characters keep telling Marinette to forgive Chloe or get over it as if Chloe is not still a huge bully?? but okay lmao). regardless I think it's a very cool idea and I think even with season 5s canon, it could be written in a way that makes Chloe's mental shift consistent!! if you actually write a fic of this I'd love to read it 😤😤

[rottentothecoreee]

#descenants 3 #D3 #audrey #ben #sarah jeffery #mitchell hope #gif #gifs #descendants 3 gifs #disney descendants 3 #omg I love evil audrey

[choicelesshope-aa]

@memorystxrs​ liked for a little something from AUDREY princess of AURORIA.

This was one of those things you prepared for your entire life, and yet—actually getting to see her, standing in front of Maleficent’s only daughter, was something that felt somehow impossible to fully imagine or even finish to comprehend.

Until it finally happened of course. 

“Is she here? Oh God, finally! You would think that knowing who we are would make those guards drive faster but, SEEMINGLY, not everyone knows how to do their jobs nowadays. Isn’t that right Grammy?” The addressed woman couldn’t look prouder even if she tried, and while Audrey finished applying the last touch of her delicate make-up, the princess spied a pleased smile in her grandmother’s lips that was everything she wanted right now. Her approval, and knowing that although mother had felt nervous for the past two weeks she and Queen Leah stood on the very same ground regarding this: namely, the one saved for all those who couldn’t wait for justice to be done. The debt towards her mother finally paid.

A footman announced that they were ready to let the new member of the service meet the family, and she left her room with her head held high and a serene expression in her eyes. Acting like everything that was expected from a woman like her and the future Queen of these lands they lived in, even when deep inside she couldn’t contain the joy that this brought to her. The victory that she felt in every inch of her skin. So—when they took their positions ( Audrey standing between her parents, her grandparents a little behind and a few servants holding their positions next to the doors ), she tried her best to look as honorable as it was required, but—would someone really stop her if she dare say something to the spawn of that demon that almost killed her mother? That threatened her family and made Aurora afraid of her own shadow on every birthday she had from that time?

No, and when the doors finally opened to receive such dreadful guest Audrey made sure to remember why a girl so young was sentenced to this, and how fair it was that they were repaid for a wound that never healed. That she felt in an entire childhood over-protected and getting used to people crying when they thought they were alone—fearing to lose her like Leah had lost her daughter’s precious first years, like mother despaired when she thought on the evil that could still exist out there, like her own father waking up to nightmares that he would later deny

Eighteen years, preparing.

Eighteen years, and now—her turn finally arrived ( and God she was going to enjoy every second of it ).

#memorystxrs #im kinda like a perfect picture with a broken frame ( i know exactly who to blame ) ; audrey #( alternate universe ) #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH THIS ONE!!!!??!?! #like??? #omg she is so confident about how fair this is AND IT SCARES ME BC?? NO ONE SHOULD FEEL LIKE THAT BUT SHE DOES BC THATS HOW ADAM BUILT #THIS PLACE WITH ALL THAT 'EVIL IS BORN EVIL AND WE THE GOOD PEOPLE DESERVE BETTER' #so yeah #please let me know if you need me to fix anything since this was part of your wishlist #and let mal know that i love her already and that im sorry ok thanks

[theatricalwriter]

me? falling for another pink-clad villain? more likely then you think

#audrey from descendants can fuck me up #like even in the first movie i wanted her #BUT EVIL AUDREY??? #SHE CAN TAKE MY ENTIRE BODY OMG I LOVE HER

[artseniccatnip]

I love your wandersong art so much! I've recently been going through the game! I'm about to start Act 7 and I both love and hate Audrey. I love your evil au too btw! The Bard makes such a cute villain!

thank youu ;-;!!! omg i hope you enjoy it!!!

personally i didnt really think too much of audrey the first time i played, i kind of had been spoiled to her a little bit so i knew she existed, and i was like ok standard villain and then i got to act 6 and i was like HHHH... I KINDA LIKE HER IS THIS ALLOWED? and then eventually i was like fuckk ittt im an audrey apologist i like her a lot LOL

also thank you :D! they can be baddies together

#wandersong #audrey redheart #bard wandersong #wandersong au #anonymous #asks #doodles #fanart

[mlbpotter]

Sole Crusher and why I hated it.

Ahh, one of the most prodigious episode for Zoe-fans.

You see, we see Zoe in a car touring Paris as she came from New York. She entered a bakery to get something for her family (A.K.A Audrey) Marinette entered, and slipped on the floor, but Zoe being who she is, clever perfectionist, nimble, quick blah blah blah, whatever the directors want to show us, caught Marinette in a blink of an eye.

In irl, I think if somebody did slip, in front of me, I’d be too shocked to react in seconds. I’d be gaping, mouth open, too shocked to catch anyone.

Ahh, well, Marinette then talked to her a little, learnt how she only had one friend, made some of us feel pity for her (eh, Thomas). So, NOW THE NEXT PART REALLY GETS ME! Marinette didn’t know who this unknown Zoe girl was (could be a thief, murderer, kidnapper idk) yet she gave away her phone number, free pastries, and invited her to HER FRIEND’S CONCERT! OMG you dumass, you don’t just give away these things to unknown people!

Well, still, moving on, zoe went back to the car, and to the bourgeois hotel. She gave away the pastries to the driver saying her family preferred sour from sweet, meaning they were not exactly caring. Just showing what a bad mother Audrey is, Zoe, like Chloe tried to act all snobbish and mean to get her mother’s attention.

To keep it short, Zoe met Chloe and they had a very meaningful conversation. But the thing that bugged me the most was that what Chloe said. 'Your father exists only to do whatever you want, whenever you want.'

Huh? Forgot this, in origins pt.2? This shows that chloe actually loves her father.

Also, Chloe was shown locking Sabrina in a locker, and forcing her to do her homework.

......

So how do u explain this?☝️

Chloe cares about Sabrina. Thomas really ruined Chloe's character her smh, in sole crusher.

Anyways, Chloe took Zoe to the school in a limousine, with Sabrina running behind them!

BrUh, thomas? R u serious? This is a kids show, no? You are supposed to show how to be considerate, not treating ur friend as slaves!

After some more uneccessary chloe-being-cruel moment, Chloe introduces everyone to Zoe.

She says, that Zoe needs a guy to pamper, who is preferably rich....wow, Thomas you already destroyed Adrien's friendship with Chloe, what more do u want?

When Zoe pretended to hate Marinette's macaroons, Sabrina started idiolizing her immediately. SABRINA ALSO NEEDS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!!!

Obviously, Chloe 'tried' to teach Zoe some mean habits, and Marinette was confused about the way she acted so differently at school.

Being Marinette, she texted Zoe about the the confusion, and obviously blamed Chloe. When Chloe found out that her sister was texting her arch-enemy Marinette, she became furious.

Zoe lied and said that she was planning to humiliate Marinette. One of the worst things about Zoe is that she tries to change her nature just to meet up the needs for others. Chloe only does that to impress her mother.

Zoe went up the blacony, and was met by Andre, Chloe's father, who tried to console her, by telling her his own dream. Ok, listen up, how come Andre is only nice to his step-daughter, in a fatherly way??? And treats Chloe like a spoilt queen?? What kind of a father u r, even though u know that's wrong? Ugh

Anyways, the part where Andre wanted to be a film director was pretty cool. Again, we get some background history about the character. And yes, he listened to Audrey, about being rich, not a film director, blah blah blah, showing again how bad of a wife Audrey is.

Then, we discovered that Zoe wanted to be an actress for no good reason, and yest, admittedly she is pretty good a hiding her emotions and 'acting'.

This is how Andre tried to cheer up Zoe, but obviously made the situation worse, as she only thought about the way Chloe, treated her, and not her mother. So yeah, She only has a grudge against Chloe, again showing how horrible and cruel Chloe could be, right?

Just because Chloe said, 'You either step on other people, or I step on you!' This is so out-of-character for, Chloe. She would never say that, I reckon this much.

And there we go, Zoe reluctantly wears the diamond shoes, and becomes akumatized by shadow moth.

So, her power was touching other people with her shoes, and she became bigger.

Sole crusher, found Chloe in her room taking selfies of herself, to shoe how vain she was and how much she admired herself. Ummm..when did Chloe have an obsession with taking her photos? Except maybe in the episode where Marc was akumatized.

Chloe caught a glimpse of Sole Crusher, on her mobile's photo.

She said, 'How come you are using my image without my authorization?' Old Chloe loved to be idolized, so out-of-character.

So, when Chole discovered that it was Zoe, she began running like she was in a marathon, which was again out of character, as she wouldn't run, it'd be too much of work for her.

I think the running was just to show how bad of a character Chloe was, as she pushed Marinette's parents and Marinette herself towards Zoe, to show how cruel, evil and selfish she really is.

Another thing, I think that the kwamis shouldn't be allowed outside the box very long, as someone might catch them, like Chloe almost did.

So, the reason Sole crusher didn't step on Marinette, was because Marinette is the main character of the show, and she just can't be in a dangerous situation (Thomas logic). It'd made a great plot if Marinette was crushed by sole crusher. It would keep the viewers on their toes.

Eh, well, To make look Chloe worse, they made her run further, and order Zoe to literally step on the 'losers'. AKA rest of Marinette's classmates. (Do students really meet each other like this irl?)

So Marinette discovered that Zoe was Sole crusher, and gave some advice.

Marinette: That's not true, you don't need to crush on anyone. The 'winner' and 'loser' thing doesn't exist. It's just people, each one with your differences and unique features. (after Chat Noir interrupted) Zoe, no one will judge you here. You can be yourself! You can trip, you can fall, there's always going to be someone to help you stand up. I will always support you!

Shadow moth manipulated Zoe again, So Chat Noir tripped sole crusher giving Marinette the chance to run away and transform in a place that no one can see (totally). Since Tikki followed Marinette, and Kaalki alerted Adrien about the akuma, they both were able to transform.

Since I am no good at writing battle scenes, I'll tell the main points. Ladybug used her lucky charm, and got a shoe horn. So basically, Chat Noir and ladybug both destroyed the heels of Zoe's shoes, but the akuma didn't come out. Chloe insulted sole crusher, and got crushed.

Chloe : Look at how you're treating ur very expensive shoes! Go back to wearing you hideous and plain sneakers.

So ladybug figured out that the Akuma must be in those sneakers Chloe mentioned.

So the team tried to find out those sneakers in Chloe's house. Ladybug saw Sabrina in the closet, yet asked her about the sneakers, and ignored her. Wow, shoe some empathy ladybug, or even Chat Noir!

They saw Andre, and he told them where the Akuma went. So basically Andre showed them the box, and was so scared of Audrey, that her had hid those directories a secret from her. Since that box was not opening, ladybug used her shoehorn to open that box thingy. Long story short, ladybug repaired everything, and gave Zoe the lucky charm, and left.

Skip to the noon, where Zoe went to the concert she was invited in, and Chloe still believed Zoe's lame story about humiliating Marinette, and was super pissed off when Zoe ate the macaroons.

So yeah, Zoe apologized about her akumatizatidon, and told her 'tragic' backstory. She didn't want to disappoint her family's expectation, so she pretended to be mean.

In her boarding school, she was being bullied, and pretended to be someone she was not.

And since er...the miraculous fandom characters are so 'different' and tried to be nice to her, which was pretty cool of them....

Chloe demanded that Zoe leave for New York, but Andre was pretty cool about it, and made a lame yet nice excuse for her, to be enrolled in anther boarding school. So she had a different room. Obviously, the creators showed how err..awesome Zoe is as she said to Andre, 'Promise me that you are not going to give up on your dreams for too long.' But Andre's dream was very irrelevant, as nothing of that sort was mentioned after that.

Zoe's new found friends helped her become a better person, and there were some ending pics of her.

Zoe's message to Marinette was pretty cheesy ngl. But if only Zoe was introduced as a character who didn't out smart her sister, I would honestly love her so much!

(If my dumb shit post doesn't get famous, I will quit. I literally worked so hard for this post, and also had to rewrite it multiple times)

#mlb #zoe lee #chloe bourgeois #sole crusher

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It’s bonkers how Liz and Ressler can literally have sex and then still be on a last name basis with each other. Even Red calls her Elizabeth lmao. But seriously, if K—nler is endgame, is this really the writers’ idea of romance? Barely any buildup, BOOM they have sex, then these awkward, forced ‘moments’ between them? *deep sigh* Idk, maybe I’m being harsh, but I guess I feel like the least they could do (if they won’t give us Lizzington) is give us something decent to watch. What are your thoughts/theories on this mess?

Hello, dear anon!! ❤️ Firstly, omg, I know!! All the “Hey, Keen.” and “What, Ressler?” is so intensely romantic 🙄🙄🙄 The thought of Red calling Liz just “Keen” is so laughable to me. As you so rightly say, he at least calls her by her full name, which is much more telling imo than any robotic surname crap. (Plus, he would never call her “Keen” bc it’s her fake name from her fake marriage to her fake husband, but I digress.) Regardless of whether it’s Lizzie or Elizabeth or Agent Keen, it still sounds like music coming out of Red’s mouth. Whether that music is a funeral march or a symphonic poem... well, it varies 😒

ANYWAY you make such a good point!! If we’re striving to be objective (which is a pretty unobtainable goal for me at this point), there is  n o t h i n g  inherently romantic about K**nler. I’m sorry, but to me - no matter which way you slice it - there’s been absolutely NO romantic coding with these two over SEVEN SEASONS, really only a handful of scenes together at all that mostly consist of “STOP! FBI!”, and very few personal/meaningful moments. And of those VERY FEW moments, they all appear to me as platonic/work friends/colleagues. And listen, I’ve always liked Ressler and Liz as BFFs. Liz always offered a listening ear and a shoulder to cry on about Audrey in the good ol’ days and Ressler did the same about T*m, plus I’ve always loved how Ressler offered to “rough him up” in that gruff, brotherly way. There was never any jealousy between them at their respective romantic partners, like there always is with those Will They/Won’t They ships. And I think pilot!Ressler hating Liz’s guts gradually morphing into them being best buds over the ensuing seasons is super cute. But it’s never screamed “romance” to me. There’s been no anticipation, no build-up, no close calls, no nothing. My prime ship example for that sort of thing is Caskett from Castle. They spent 4 seasons building those two up with plenty of close calls and jealousy keeping them apart for as long as they physically could before they finally came together with fireworks. There has been zero of that with K**nler. (Lizzington on the other hand? Yes. Not to mention all the Lizzington suggestions FROM RESSLER: ”Sounds like someone’s jealous Uncle Red’s got a new crush”, “You in the dog house or something?” - but I’m slipping into my Lizzington googles, so I’ll stop there.) Not to mention I’ve never really liked Ressler as a character. Sorry, no shade to Diego, but it’s not exactly a dynamic character. And TPTB have a marvelous reputation of tabling characters until their designated plot lines and episodes, with no measurable growth or continuity in between, so it always feels forced to me. To just throw a long forgotten character - whose only role in the past 11 episodes has been driving around and answering phone calls to catch the weekly blacklister - in my face once a season and say, “LOOK, WE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING FOR THIS DUDE, REMEMBER HE CAN TALK?!” and expecting me to feel invested is wildly unrealistic imo.

In conclusion, anon, I don’t think you’re being harsh at all, rest assured that I have been much harsher in tags, DMs, and especially my own head about this so-called “romance”. I think you’re definitely correct that they could at least give us something decent to watch with time, a true romantic build-up, and a satisfying culmination. I mean, I know this is primarily an FBI-mystery-mythology-government-action-procedural-show but... AS SOMEONE ONCE RIGHTLY SAID, “I think it’s a love story.” and babe? ..... this ain’t it. I’m sorry, Lizzington remains the only pairing on this show that has had a veritable phone book of romantic tropes written for them, including - but certainly not limited to - tense undercover operations, dancing, jealousy at other partners, killing for each other, actual DECLARATIONS of LOVE,  T H E  L I S T  G O E S  O N, not to mention I’m of the steadfast opinion that they were the initial endgame for the show, and that’s a hill I am prepared to die on. I HAVE and WILL go down with this doomed ship until the end of my days. Amen.

As for my thoughts/theories on this mess, I am flattered that you’re interested enough to ask, and I think I probably gave you way more than you bargained for in the ^above^ rage!typing 😂 The only things I would venture to add are: 1) K**nler is a barely a ship by my admittedly high standards and, if it is indeed intended to be The Great Romance™ of the show, TPTB did a piss poor job of making it AT ALL satisfying 2) The current “plot line” is an inconsistently written, infuriating, OOC across the board, “twists” pulled out of a hat, PIECE OF CRAP mess, and I’m so over it and 3) I have genuinely no idea how they plan on digging themselves out of the sizable RED VS. LIZ hole CRATER they’ve dug themselves into and, if they plan on having even a mildly successful season 9, they had better claw their way out soon bc, by all accounts, pretty much nobody likes pathetically-evil!Liz and most are rooting for heart-of-gold-&-incredibly-sympathetic!Red in every single way. Sooooo... idk. I’m really bored by the whole RuSsIaN oPeRaTiVe arc and I wish we could fast-forward to the season finale to see if they plan on making any effort at all to improve the core relationship of the show, or if they have indeed given Liz up to mannequin-man and revenge-filled-rage-induced-mentally-unstable-out-of-left-field-evil-Kaplan-hallucinations and Red over to simply sad-lonely-romantic-tired-puppy-dog-who-deserves-better.

At any rate, thank you dearly for this ask, anon, it turns out I had a lot of negative feelings (surprise, surprise) that needed an outlet and I hope it wasn’t too painful to slog through!! Feel free to send another/more asks to keep the commiserating going!! I have dearly missed asks in what’s left of this fandom, but my ask box is still open!! 🥰 I will continue writing fic and shipping Lizzington pretty much in AU now as, unfortunately, that seems the healthiest and only remaining option 🥲 Much love to you!! ❤️❤️❤️

#The Blacklist #Lizzington #anti-keenler #anti-ressler #mine #ask #anon #theories #speculation #thoughts #whoops #i wrote a book #sorry about that anon #but your lovely and relatable ask lit a fire inside me #and i typed until my fingers were tired #lmfao #feel free to hit me back!! #it's lovely to commiserate with my peeps like the days of old!! #thank you for being fabulous!! #much love to you!! #<3