#omg their little faces

[swordmaid]

brienne is actually kind of insane for calling jaime kingslayer right at his face. just imagining this 19yo calling a 34yo man cunt trash worthless piece of shit waste of space waste of air shithead get fucked idiot unprovoked AND anytime he opened his mouth it's actually so funny to think about

#and then jaime is like omg.. no one calls me that in front of my face 😠(😳)... #we have to talk abt how brienne was shitting on him any chance she gets in early asos #i feel like bc we're in jaime pov it's kind of overlooked but if u just focus on her shes such a little hater IT'S SO FUNNY #jaime tries to be cordial and call her my lady but she's like fuck off kys and he's like wow ok then wench

[a-h-li]

how cruel, how comforting

#long post #hollow knight #hollow knight fanart #hornet hollow knight #herrah the beast #forget about hornets dad issues her MOM issues omg #she had to live with her mothers comatose half dead body for how long?? #do you think that screws with a person? because she knows her mothers face and probably has a few memories of her from when she was little #but hornet never really *knew* herrah #she only knew her corpse #so #whether this is really herrah or hornet’s radiance fueled fever dream can be up to interpretation #my art

[jamiethebeeart]

I laughed when I saw the lineart by @things-i-cannot-do-in-amitypark (redghost1010) @green-with-envy-phandom-event

#greenwithenvy2024 #danny phantom #like... i dont drink but danny that's not how you buy alcohol omg asdfgh #he really looks like a baby a little kid just a little guy #danny's excuse “i am 21! i just have a baby face :( ” #dp jbee

[elitadream]

Peach's definition of a surprise may be a little excessive, but she's got the spirit! 🤭💖

One thing I haven't often talked about but which makes this pairing absolutely delightful to me is how the sheer difference in their social status would manifest in the "small" attentions they show one another. Nothing would ever be deemed too grand or too extravagant for the Princess, especially in the early stages of her friendship with Mario, and learning to apply a moderate level of zeal to her endeavors when trying to express her affection would still be an ongoing process even much later! 😅

(Inspired by this ask sent to me by @zootopiathingz. :3)

#Mario #Princess Peach #Mario x Peach #Mareach #concept #headcanon #aka the moment you realize that your crush has a giant replica of your face on her property #the fact that this is canon is very funny to me xD #I looked up the MK map in question and it's real!! #also the topiary is insanely huge #had to scale it down a little for this piece cause omg 😂 #there IS such a thing as too much #but it's the thought that counts! 😇 #Peach hoping Mario likes it - meanwhile he's over there trying to wrap his mind around it #Also I just realized it's almost been two months since I last shared a Mareach piece O_o #Guess this was overdue! #Mario Bros #fanart

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

#THAT FACE IS THE ACTUAL IRON THRONE #Rick Grimes #* #rg #The Ones Who Live #EXCUSE ME BUT THE NOSE™ #rogue neck fuzzies 💙 #HIS N E C K #bram stoker is rattling my 90s ouija board i've got in the closet #he wants to talk #biting....things #after a particularly hard thrus- #who is talking? #shut up omg #you need jesus #lucky for you he's supposed to be back soon i think or something #it's not even Sinday #that T E N D O N #bless every line on your face #they're all beautiful and sacred #the waves #the flippy little curls at the ends #the grays!! #his ability to grow a gorgeous beard probably makes other men cry #his little scars #wearing entirely too many layer lbr

[f1-birb]

most beautiful boy

#lando norris #THANK LN4 ADMIN OMG #LOOK AT HIM #he's so beautiful #gorgeous boy #stunning #itty bitty waist pretty face #the curls #his pointy little ears #hands aren't normally my thing but..

[galedekarios]

🐱👑🧙‍♂️

#gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #omg look at tara #i can't #she's perfect and i love her #look at her little face #and the collar with the gem #that's so gale #series: baldur's gate #edit: mybg3 #vg: baldur's gate 3 #ch: tara the tressym

[suchawrathfullamb]

Hugh Sighting

credits on the video.

#did you guys see this?? omg 😩 i missed his face #look at him looook 😩 #how is he still such a little teacup? #it was wednesday in new york #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy

[crybaby-bkg]

I love jealous Bakugou who starts peacocking after a while to get all of your attention.

going to a party and Kiri carelessly picks you up to spin you during a dance, drunken laughter shared between you two. Bakugou watches on the couch the whole time, eyes slitted as he nurses the same beer he’s had all night. he listens to you giggle over the music about how strong Kiri is and—fuck it, he’ll show you strength. he takes the opportunity to scoop you off of your feet next time you guys are out and there’s a puddle in the middle of the road, puffs his chest out a little as he cradles you against him, when you let out that lighthearted giggle but for him this time.

Bakugou catches you chatting deku up, squeezing at his biceps when you tease him about how big he’s been getting. you only do it bc you know it flusters the green haired man, and you think it’s cute how he looks like a strawberry whenever you coo at him. But Bakugou only sees that as the push to go to the gym more, focusing even more on his arms, wearing all of his tanks around you. puffs his chest out again when he puts his arms behind his head and you pat at the bulging muscle and find yourself tracing the veins on his arms.

He sees you dancing with Sero at another squad gathering, something fast and sensual, your arms around his neck while he holds your waist. his face is buried into your neck and it makes you giggle whenever he whispers where to move your feet next. and does Bakugou take that as an active threat against his crush on you? of course he does. finds himself holding you against him at a party, swaying with you, way out of his comfort zone but he wants to show you that he can dance too, damnit.

Denki makes some offhanded comment about holding your bags when you go out to an amusement park, something else about going with you when you need the bathroom too. Bakugou is most definitely shoving him out of the way, manhandling all of your bags from you as he pushes you in the direction of the bathrooms instead. finds his chest practically spilling out of his shirt when you hug him by the end of the night, thanking him for being so kind, telling him that he’s the best friend you could ask for.

and does his heart drop to his ass when he hears the word friend? maybe. just a little.

#a hint of angst in the end lol a little unrequited love if you will #I wrote this last night while sleeping meds were in my system #so I hope this makes sense #I was thinking about jealous peacocking bkg tho all day yesterday #bc I wore this cute ass maxi dress and was like #he’d be so pressed to say that he was my bf lol #I want him obsessed just a liddol 🤏🏾 #oh and I loveeeee the thought of dancing with Sero so so so much #like hip to hip #faces close as you breathe in the same breath #and he’s smiling down at you all cheeky bc he sees how flustered you are just from dancing #I’m slowly becoming a Sero simp omg o vant #I CANT #what the hel is o vant #anyway #I wanna either do my makeup today or keep writing my original story #not enough hours in the day :( #have a great one guys!!! #—another tasty treat! 🍬 #mha sweets! 🍬 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[ju5t4h0tp3r50nl0l]

Ok, but this fanart!!!

I've been staring at this art by @krazyy_art for at least 5h !! Oh. my. god. I'm in love with modern Arthur Morgan. Look at his tummy!! 😫🩵

(Again, not my art.)

#arthur #arthur morgan #daddy #dad bod #tummy #look at him #look at his face #look at his little face #my husband #my bf (real) #my bf <3 #my bf is the best #i love arthur morgan #morgan #rdr2 arthur #rdr2 #rdr2 fanart #red dead redemption arthur #red dead fandom #red dead redemption two #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption fanart #cowboy #cowboys #modern au #not my art #omg hes so pretty #so hot omg #omg he looks so good #omg help

[wellexcuusemee]

Shoutout to everybody who would search up “girls farting” on YouTube before they realized they had a kink :)))

#little me would search this shit up 😭 before I knew I had a thing for farts AND before I knew I was gay #bc guys farting was nottt my jam #but with the GIRLS? Omg… #I vividly remember watching this vid of a girl farting on a guy’s face laying on the bed #jfc dude #so hot #farts #farting #eproctophilia #fart kink #gas kink

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

Elim Garak: fucking around vs finding out

#garashir #Elim Garak #Star Trek: Deep Space 9 #my first ever DS9 gifs! please clap :') #anyways where is quote_from_man_shot.jpg #absolute BEST part of this was definitely making that last gif. I had to watch it so many times making this post and it STILL gets me. #Garak; panting; ajan soaking wet: omg what if you SHOT me wouldn't that be so crazy lol I bet you never would though... haha.... unless? #Julian: ok you little slut. bet. #Garak: YOU SHOOT ELIM???? OH! OH! OHhhh I love you so much <3 Whatever you say Agent Bashir hehe ;) can I come over to your place later ;) #I was thinking about including the next shot of his brain turning off as he decides to do a bratty sub to puppy sub speedrun #but this way felt funniest. his stupid fucking face. from O:< to D:< #I had to make this set to show it's not even subtext. it's textual. he wants Julian to shoot him from the second he shows up. #(or at least do SOMETHING disciplinary to him 0w0) #''Wait. This whole post is dom!Julian propaganda?'' #Me; aiming my gun: Always has been. #Starky's Original Posts #Starky's GIFs #is that a tag. what's it matter we're a trillion tags deep here and blog tag search is broken anyways. lawless country.

[kruemel8]

X.

#can they stop now #young royals #yr s3 spoilers #omg simon #his little face

[ghostie-gengar]

three four eight three!!

relationship chart and their swim forms :3

hcs under the cut (ages are as of splat3)

Captain

real name Sango, aka DJ Sango, nicknamed Agent Ick (squid sisters)

she/her, played with he/him during OE

22

robust clubhook squid

splattershot main but can work with anything

pretty chill and stoic but tells really good stories if she's in the mood

loves her girlfriend agent 8 so much and thinks she's the most amazing girl in the world <3

pretty blunt with the rest of the splatoon but with eight she's so warm it's like she's a totally different person (can you tell im obsessed with agent 24)

she sees a lot of herself in Neo but doesn't really know how to talk to them so she just. stares at them

acts fed up with Neo's antics but secretly finds them endearing. likes to pick them up and throw them

huge scar on her eye from being sanitized (the eye glows tho so thats cool) and has various others all over

Agent 4

real name Shoyu, nicknamed Sho (marie) and Four-Brains (captain)

he/him

19

firefly squid

dualies main

his freckles and spots glow! his tentacles are sparkly and so is his ink thanks to a condition he has. it's about as common as freckles

super busy college student trying to balance his hobbies with agent duties and schoolwork

hobbies include video games, music, parkour, clam blitz, and hanging out with his friends

knees are usually scraped

wears mismatched socks

he's a super cool guy, but he tries a little too hard sometimes so he can be kinda cringefail but we love him!!

super nosy and pays a lot of attention to details, mild perfectionism

shortest of the agents other than Neo, but give them like a year and they'll be taller than him

Agent 8

real name Umiko, nicknamed Eighty (captain)

she/her

22

bimac octopus

mains heavy splatling and e-liter

she's shy when you first meet her but she's super sweet and friendly once you get to know her

hides in small spaces when she's scared, easily startled

besties with Four, they play just dance together

she thinks Captain is soooo cool and has a huge crush on her (yes they're dating)

prefers to be called Eight over her real name. only Captain gets to call her Umiko <3

lives with Captain, but stayed at Four's place during splat3

has some burn scars on her back (from failed OE missions) and post side order one of her tentacles is bleached (same side as captain's sanitization scar <3)

Neo Agent 3

real name Trip, aka Inkborn Harbinger Of Destiny, nicknamed Newbie (squid sisters and captain)

they/them

13

bigfin reef squid

splatana main (they modded their splatana wiper to have the firepower of a stamper)

they lie about their age to play turf wars- this led to them being recruited into the NSS

autism swag

they love love love shiny things and also spiderman

looks up to Captain but is also terrified of her

loves it when Captain picks them up and throws them

when they get scared/overwhelmed during missions they go and sit near Captain. they don't even say anything, it's just comforting to be near someone they know has been through worse

had an enormous crush on Shiver until they met her, when she genuinely tried to kill them

has a strong sense of wonder and is fascinated by all that alterna has to offer

the back of their head is fuzzy, and they have various scratches all over

homeless for most of their life, briefly lived with the Salmonids, then was able to snag an apartment with special arrangements for their rent to be cheaper since they're a kid

they scrape by selling the treasure they find in the desert

they see Miso as their equal and treat him like a younger sibling. they get extremely offended when people assume he's their pet, as does he

hates Mr. Grizz with a passion.

Neo Agent 3 Jr.

real name Miso, aka Miso Soup With Tofu And Green Onions With A Side Of Dumplings And Fried Rice, nicknamed Little Buddy (Neo)

he/him

7

smallfry salmonid

was rescued by Neo from Grizzco before he hatched, where Mr. Grizz had full intentions to kill him

he hatched from a special golden egg that glowed brighter than all the rest, it was prophesied that he would leave the salmonids and rise up against a great evil

always hungry, will munch on anything (including Captain's shoes)

extremely loyal to Neo and loves them very much. the two of them look out for each other and live together

he and Neo lived with the salmonids when Neo couldn't nail down a permanent place to live, then they had to leave due to an unfortunate incident with Grizzco.

#SHOVES MY AGENTS IN YOUR FACE #i have so many hcs for neo omg can you tell they're my fav #also yes i know four's name means soy sauce i did it on purpose #i like naming splatoon ocs after seafood so i was tryna name him after a dish with firefly squid #but nothing sounded good so i went with mf soy sauce #anyways. the splatoon brainrot wins again #gengar's cool art #splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon 2 octo expansion #splatoon 3 #splatoon 3 side order #agent 3 #captain agent 3 #captain 3 #agent 4 #agent 8 #neo agent 3 #new agent 3 #smallfry #little buddy #splatoon oc #splatoon fanart #splatoon headcanon

[szmoothie]

whimsy legacy expanded: generation 01 | from the ground up

little date for the polar bear plunge

#ts4 #simblr #ts4whimsyexpanded #LOOK AT HIS LITTLE PIXEL FACE OMG #SO CUTEEEEEEE #sz #whimsy gen 1

[f1-birb]

the squishiest face in the world

#abu dhabi gp 2023 #lando norris #scrunch scrunch #<- this is exactly why this tag exists #he's so expressive #i love his face #and and and #the curls #look at the curls omg #his pointy little ears