#omg those are banger crossover names

[antisocialsocialite]

bau as acnh players

this is 100% self indulgent and niche, i know but i have brain worms and exactly two ppl egged me on so here we go

Penelope:

she'd go after the sisterly and normal villagers, and she'd have flowers growing Everywhere

she'd group the villagers houses close together bc neighbors 🥺💞

she'd buy and design So Many outfits... literally all her storage would be clothing and she'd change her clothes every time she logged on and always carries umbrellas when it rains

if she didn't like a villagers houses, she'd slowly gift them new decor until it was up to her standards

talks to sable every day! (sometimes more)

she loves all the villagers🥺🥺 she'd never hit them with nets🥺🥺 (except for *redacted*)

Emily:

emily will get her dreamies no matter the cost. hitting with nets, gifting trash, not returning lost items... she is Particular and only Certain villagers are allowed on her property

time travels out the ass bc patience is overrated

favorite part is shell collecting and fossil digging, doesn't bother with catching fish (Not bc she's bad at it 😤😠)

has like two outfits she cycles between

likes helping gulliver bc its kinda like shells and fossil digging in one! ignores gullivarrr bc it's like worse fishing (NOT bc she's Bad at It 😤😤😠😠)

(she's bad at it 🤭)

Spencer:

doesn't time travel he's a purist 😇

always lets the next villager that wants to move in or out do so, he's very accommodating. penelope and emily know to visit his island to snatch up his leaving villagers if they want them

he's the type to get into the ethics of fishing for/selling/having pet hamsters, frogs, octopi... when those animals are also villager options.... emily and derek are begging him to stop... 😖🙏🏻

although he doesnt rly buy many clothes, he found a few sweater vests and cardigans that look like things he Actually Owns so he likes to wear those

he is incredibly frustrated by the lack of customizable bookcases but settles for the library wallpaper 😤😤

can tell which art pieces that redd sells are fake immediately without the guide and helps the others 😏

Derek:

thought he'd like the jock villagers most but he actually rly likes the sisterly ones! 🥺🥺

makes fun of the crafting function... yet has 1000 of all materials ready to go in storage and will craft anything for anyone immediately 🛠️

calls spencer 'blathers' and yes it's incredibly cute 🥺🥺

likes fishing (he helps emily fill out her museum) 🎣

chopping trees, creating orchards, and landscaping are his specialty, perfectly placed, spaced, and organized (he has all the tree/fruit varieties 😌💅)

doesn't time jump, and he doesn't log in every day, so sometimes he'll log in and have missed an event but he's one of the sane ones whos like 'its just a game its okay'

Hotch:

still lives in a one room house 😕

hoards bells and miles and for What

he buys stuff for the others if it shows up at his nook cranny and he knows they've been looking for it 🥺

also hoards materials like derek and they do trades when needed

an absolute God at the turnip stocks- the others literally place bets on his profit percentages 💰

hates CJ and will actively log off if he sees him.

only gives gifts to his villagers on their birthdays and only accepts trades he deems profitable, but that being said he always helps them make up from fights and makes sure to return lost items

the running joke is that he has a thing for isabelle and at this point the joke is cemented into everyone's fundamental Hotch Knowledge 😳😳

JJ:

Apples and coconuts are her trees of choice and doesnt bother to plant the other kinds

all her villagers have a little rose garden she builds for them 🥺🌹🌹

she Loves the nook twins and are glad they took over the shop from tom

also loves/sees herself in isabelle

which makes the hotch joke a lil awkward but anyway 😳😧

im so sorry but she picks the Most Boring clothes possible... like, blue cardigan with grey jeans and mary janes or something 🤭

Tara:

a Goddess at catching wasps, spiders, and scorpions 😱🕷️🐝

her island is so neatly set up for peak efficiency- flowers here, pond here, trees here, shops here....

always talks to sable when she goes into the shop and always aces labelle's fashion challenges

hates how often tools break 😤- derek will send her them in bulk supply so she can just store them to grab and go when the break

gives herself a set time to play and get her daily tasks done so she doesnt sink into a neverending animal crossing hole

only wears her own (or penelope's 🥺) custom designs 😎

Rossi:

"animal crossing? you mean those bridges they build over highways so deer don't get hit?"

😐

Gideon:

watched penelope and derek play together a bit and that is all of his experience

clicked one button and managed to hit one of penelope's villagers with her net

she still hasn't recovered 😟

gideon tapped out after that 💀

#guys please #making this made me so happy #my two absolute obsessions yay #add more in tags i Dare you #acnh #animal crossing #cm #criminal minds #acnh/cm #criminal crossing #animal minds #omg those are banger crossover names #antisocialsocialite