#omggggggg that little shit

[bylertruther]

why is it okay for other people to point out canon things about will and how he's perceived in hawkins as well as the differences between him and the other boys on the show etc etc and everyone claps and cheers and agrees with them publicly now, but when i do it i'm told that i'm trying to turn will into a girl, that i'm rude, that i'm homophobic, get accused of killing people's grandmothers, and get vagued, etc etc. like i know why but Why . . ....

#i don't read Those old will posts of mine bc it makes me think of the anons i would get and continued to get every time i would #mention the gnc will stuff or even how mike canonically behaves and is written etc. #and it's jus like . this fandom rly does only agree with something if and only if it comes from someone they actually like LMAO #someone they perceive to be an asshole for whatever reason can say the sky is blue and ppl would come out of nowhere saying all sorts of #crazy ass shit and telling them they're seeing things jus bc they don't like them. meanwhile someone else will say the sky is blue #a little while later and those same ppl go OMGGGGGGG REAL!!!!!! WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!! bc they like those ppl. #as if they didn't jus call someone every kind of bigot ever two seconds ago for the very same thing. #it is just...... Annoying 🫶

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

HEAR ME OUT— levi finally confessing his feelings for Y/N on new years

OMGGGGGGG THIS IS SO CUTE (this also ended up longer than i intended because i decided to add dialogue LMAO sorry)

i can imagine him doing it as a new year's resolution type of deal

like you'll be walking along the docks, with fireworks planned to go off across the bay. as you're watching the fireworks, he's intently watching you, his lips slightly parting as he appreciated the wonder in your eyes from watching the pretty colors, which were getting reflected off your face, painting your eyes with colors that made them seem to pop out even more to him than they already did

it's levi, so of course he'd be struggling even then over whether he should confess or not. i can see him maybe admitting it to himself a few weeks ago, but being unsure of when or how to tell you, or if he even should tell you. will it ruin your friendship? what if you didn't feel the same? what if he wasn't good enough for you?

but seeing you in those colorful lights, with nothing but innocent curiosity and awe in your eyes, gave him the resolve and desire to finally confess.

he'd be lost in you, and wouldn't even notice when you start trying to chat with him again after the fireworks show had ended and the new year had officially begun.

"what's your new years resolution?" you asked. "i'd probably say mine is trying to be cleaner at home, but i already know that's not gonna happen. you're probably going to have to come over to keep my shit together."

"you'd still be a shitshow even if you suddenly become a master at cleaning," he mentioned with a scoff.

"well?" you pressed with a head tilt, still prompting him to answer your question about his new year's resolution.

it took him a moment to respond.

"...probably be better at voicing how i feel without ignoring it."

"well, you never were good at words, were you?" you smirked as you casually teased him. "you just end up scowling at everyone, so people just think you're feeling grouchy all the time."

"and what about you?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.

"what?"

"do you also think i'm nothing but grouchy?"

"hmm," you mumbled, thinking about what to say. "maybe 80% of the time. the other 20% seems to involve you being worried about something, usually if something wasn't clean enough or if you were going to run out of tea."

he snorted at your comment. you couldn't read the expression on his face, but it did seem like he was deep in thought, as if he was trying to formulate something to say. as you said, he was never good with words.

"well, let's start simple. what are you feeling right now?"

"...a little annoyed at how loud those damn fireworks were. a bit disappointed in how many drinks four-eyes had."

"well hange had been working their butt off trying to get their lab together after the holidays. they deserve to let a load off, even if that is being 5 shots in and playing dumb party games."

he averted his gaze as he tried to formulate his next words.

"...and probably confused," he whispered quietly.

"about?"

"there's this brat that's been pissing me off," he eventually said. "has been for a few years actually. and it pisses me off even more that part of me looks forward to it."

you raised an eyebrow at him. "you look forward to being pissed off?"

you saw him begin to shuffle around awkwardly.

"...only when it comes to them, i guess," he mumbled, still looking down towards the ground. "...kinda realized that i've grown quite fond of them, in a way as more than just friends, but that i've been too caught up in my head to really acknowledge it."

now you were the one frowning.

"levi ackerman actually having feelings for someone?"

there was a hint of astonishment and animosity in your voice as you turned to better face him, holding your hand against your waist in an almost accusatory fashion.

"who the hell is this mysterious person and why haven't i heard of them?"

he remained quiet for a moment before finally looking up, his intense, grey eyes looking directly into yours.

"you."

#kat chats #levi and reader are idiots in love in every universe i write sorry not sorry #thinking of levi #levi x reader #levi ackerman x reader #levi heichou x reader #captain levi x reader #levi fluff #levi #levi ackerman #levi heichou #captain levi #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #shingeki no kyoujin #snk

[bigfatbimbo]

I'm so sad 2 hear your stepping back!!!! I adore ur writing smmmmm but I understand. in honor of the going away party ,may I mention Valentino. now Ik this is ooc ,but.

ok so Valentino being /completely/ whipped 4 reader. I'm talking flowers everyday,kisses on the knuckles or on the rings he's gifted her,stupid cute little nicknames in Spanish in his stupid accent omggggggg

and all of this in front of anyone and everyone, too. just showing her off not caring that he may look like "submissive" in public 4 it,he loves his treasure to much 😌

and omfg him letting them collar him even,like a small thin little thing but its gold plated and has her name on it. I love it.

Well shit, I did say characters that weren’t necessarily on my list so if I get another request I guess I could do some Valentino thoughts.

Also I don’t think this is entirely out of character. I mean, i’ll tell you he would probably only do this to lure you in and love bomb you BUT i’ll keep it wholesome here.

Submissive Valentino actually interests me so much because like he’s a kinky guy so, i mean, yeah probably. Also all the Vees just need to be humbled, like big time. So I support submissive Valentino allegations 🙌

Dude look at them. I hate these brats so much. Someone humble them right now (it’s me I will, your welcome society.)

#what shitbags what terrible shitbags #anyways #valentino x reader #hazbin hotel smut #dom reader #i feel like i didn’t add much too this request so my bad #lowkey just not a val fan #but i will be if i get a request i guess #i mean he is objectively attractive looking so

[archangeldyke-all]

im 100% gonna assume tumblr ate this ask, or maybe you didn't wanna do it, if not then obvi that's your choice but! i went skating on the 6th- yes I'm still thinking about this- for my baby cousin's birthday and I could not stop thinking about sev with a skating reader

maybe sev has never rollerskated a day in her life, maybe she's already good at it, but ik for sure that once she was good at it she and reader would be that skating couple that be at the rink basically slow grinding around the floor (idk if that happens like... outside of the hood??? but yk like the old heads that be line dancing but in skate, there's the younger or like new adults that be skating all sexy like and shit)

maybe reader works at the skating rink or something and sev comes there regularly on her off days idfk but I need a rollerskating couple reader/sev omggggggg

THIS IS SO .... mARS THIS IS SO CUTE

men and minors dni

sevika can't skate for SHIT

the first time you take her to a rink, she's all cocky. she's seen the videos of couples dancing around the rink, and you took her to a nighttime session-- no kids allowed-- she knows what's coming.

what she doesn't know is that skating's not just something she can pick up like that.

so you're circling her, twirling around in excitement as she laces up, and she stands, thrilled to finally get to grind on you.

and she abruptly eats major shit.

like, legs flailing in the air, ass hitting the ground, completely wipes out.

of course, you start cracking up. she's fine, she's not bleeding or anything, so you have nothing to be worried about (except maybe dying from oxygen deprivation from how hard you're laughing.)

and sevika's on the ground like :O

like she had no idea that skates would be so... slidey.

eventually, you catch your breath, and sevika gets on all fours, slowly pulling herself to standing.

you help her to the rink, and she's literally shaking the entire time. she's got one hand on the wall, one hand on your shoulder, gripping onto you like her life depends on it.

and people and couples are gliding past you as you help sevika slowly slowly circle the ring, and she gets so fucking pissed off and embarrassed because "they make it look so fucking easy!"

if you try to let go of her to do a little lap, she'll freak out, grabbing onto you with both hands and screaming while you pull her away from the wall. she's so dramatic.

anyways, the night is full of sevika pouting as you slowly try to teach her how to move. she's stubborn and clumsy and stiff as shit, and she keeps on falling onto her ass.

you have to keep pressing kisses to her face, pinning her against the tiny half wall and kissing away her pout until she's ready to go for another round.

"this is no fucking fun." she mumbles, pouting.

"this is the best date we've had in months!" you say, giggling against her mouth. she groans.

"that's just 'cause you like seeing me eat shit." she complains. you giggle.

"it's just funny sev! my big tough muscly girlfriend can't skate!" you say. she huffs, and you lean forward to kiss her again. "you know, there's a bar here... and we can always just grind on the carpet." you say. sevika's pout lessens, a little interest sparking in her eye, and you giggle. "but!" you say, and she groans. "you have to promise to come back with me for a few more weeks." you say.

"no fuckin' way!" she cries. you laugh.

"you'll get better if you keep practicing!" you say. she rolls her eyes. "plus, then we can grind like they are." you say, nodding to an old couple who've been running laps around the two of you all night. the old man's got his hands on his lady's hips, and she's got a grin on her face as they skate to the rhythm of the music, occasionally twirling around to press kisses to each other's lips. sevika sighs, admiring the sweet couple, before she looks back at you.

"are there butt pads or somethin' i can wear next time?" she asks. you grin.

"we'll put you in four pairs of boxers-- it'll pad your falls." you say. sevika sighs and then smiles.

"fine. take me to the fuckin' bar." she says. you grin and start slowly skating sevika toward the exit of the rink.

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#this is SO CUTE she'd be like a newborn deer #i'm actually teaching myself how to skate-- i haven't gotten on my skates in months with all the cold and ice but still i'm trying #it's SO cool that you can skate well enough to dance mars omg that's my goal #someday... #sevika #sevika imagine #sevika arcane #sevika x reader #sevika x you #soft sevika

[skiplo-wave]

imagine a 3sum with Homelander and Omniman omggggggg. What do you think Homelander’s dick looks like, I wonder if he’s clean shaven or a little bushy. I wonder how big, maybe 5-6 inches? He probably has a nice looking dick and I actually think he’s probably really hygienic in an obsessive way, like Patrick Bateman. Do you think Omniman would dom Homelander tho? I feel like for the right person, Homelander would definitely submit. Probably cry after sex (or during) like a baby though. I don’t know if Omni man has it in him to be a soft dom tho, but I’m sure he can since he was with Debbie. Do you think Omni man does aftercare, Skip? I’m not letting this be attached to my digital footprint, so have to say this over anon.

Homelander gotta keep up appearances so he’s well shaven down there not even a treasure trail sigh.

Omni man absolutely doms shit our homelander, put him in place with “ yes sir” and everything 🥴

Let’s ignore pet comment that never happened. Nolan loves his wife. Debbie thought him meaning of aftercare and he’s done good job ever since 😌

#asks #intrusive thots #suggestive #Omni man x reader #homelander x reader #Omni man #homelander

[gladdygirl18]

On spring break with my GF and our mutual friend and oh boy I've got some very tasty tea

Blue me, Pink GF, Red mutual friend

Since I'm covering some days of spring break, long post incoming

So once my dad and I picked up my GF and mutual friend to have spring break together (went to Atlantic City, it was awesome), my GF was all sweet and clingy (we haven't seen each other since last week since I went home last Friday)

Once we arrived at the hotel, we settled in, had dinner and just hung out for a bit (nothing much happened day 1)

Day 2, we went to the arcade and just got a shit ton of tickets. All the while, my GF kept kissing my neck and sneaking in little pokes here and there. After getting back from the arcade, we chilled in the hotel room for the remainder of the day and my GF and I just laid in the bed. At times, she would start kissing my neck and tickling me cuz I would cheat her out of a kiss (it was great 🥰).

Next day arrives and we just walked on the boardwalk, took a nice long walk on the beach, went to a candy store, and just chilled in our hotel room and played video games and watched YT for a majority of the rest of the day. My GF and I ended up spending at least a few hours together in the rom, just cuddling and making out (as per usual). After a while, my GF and I were just being goofy and she started tickling me just because (again, this has become a regualr thing between us now and I love it 🥰💖)

The next day, me, my GF, and our mutal friend are chilling watching YT. My GF lays next to me on the couch and locks my leg down with her own. FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT SHE WAS DRAGGING HER NAILS ACROSS MY FOOT AND ANKLE

WHYYYYY THE FUUUUCK ARE MY ANKLES SO TICKLISH WTFFFFFF 😆😆😆😆 I FUCKING LOVE HER OMGGG 😆💖🥰💖😆

It tickled like hell omgggg and I couldn't move! After a while, I think we went to the arcade again, and the 3 of us won a lot of tickets (over 15000 tickets collectively). Being the little brat I am, I kept being silly and cheating my GF out of kisses and playfully poking her every now and again. Then, she leaned in and said, "kiss me for real you coward." "or what?" "you already know.... I'll tickle you into oblivion~"

😳😳😳😳PLEEEEEEEEASE I WANT THAT SO BADLY IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK OMGGGGGGG 😆💖😳😭

After we got back, the 3 of us stayed in the room and watched more YT. I forgot what started it (i think it was me lol 🤭😋), we had a pillow fight and omgggg it was so much fun! OH WIAT I REMEMBER NOW! We were playing SSBU and my GF killed me and out mutal friend 3 times and won! So we decided to attack her and she retaliated. It was so fun! After that, I had set down the pillow i was using back in the bedroom, and sat on the couch and watched as my GF and our mutual friend duked it out. Then this happened.

"Layla, wait"

"What?"

*glances at me and smirks* "she's defensless~"

both turn to look at me and grin

Then they both started attacking me with pillows. And my GF had the NERVE to hold me down while our mutual friend attacked me!

AHHHHHH IT WAS SO FUUUUUUUN 😆💖😆🥰🥰

After that while we were going out, we had a 10-minute talk on how neither of us had a pillow fight in ages and how fun it was

The next day, if many of you know, Akira Toriyama (creator of DBZ) recently passed away (may he rest in peace and power 🙏🏾💖) Our mutual friend told us and I was devestated. Like many, I grew up with DBZ; it was my childhood and to hear that the creator of DBZ died broke me. Later that night before going to sleep, I texted my GF, and I quote:

"Hey can I ask u smth? Just thru text for rn. Ik ur a bit eepy and I'm sorry to ask this of u but um...... necesito sonreir....... The sting of the loss of Akira is still a bit fresh and....."

It was a few minutes after I sent that text and was a bit disappointed when she didn't reply. When she clicked her phone off, she turned to me and hugged me tightly. And then, she starts kissing my neck and scribbling my sides, and my glommy state ceased to exist. She pulled away with a smile and asked "better hun?" "yeah... thank you"

The night before we had to leave, my GF and I had a very heavy talk about smth (won't get into it) and it's been smth we've been avoiding for a while, but at the end of the concersation, it was a huge weight off our shoulders. After the talk, I looked at my GF and asked, "Necesitas sonreir?" (Do you need to smile in Spanish) "...I'm okay, hun. What about you?" I felt myself blushing a bit and nodded. My GF sighed contently before tickling my sides and kissing my neck. I ended up tickling her too, hearing her pretty laugh. After that, I laid on her chest and said, "There, I got you smiling too." she chuckled before placing a kiss on my head.

After we got back to their house, all that happened were some little pokes here and there. Moring came (this morning) i was a very eepy girl and was refusing to get up. When I finally got up, I was getting dressed but was also becoming drowsey. My GF (already dressed and ready) says "Don't fall back on the bed or I'll tickle you to death~!"

IT HAS GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE SHE'S THREATENING ME WITH TICKLES DAILY WTFFFFFF OMGGGGGGG 💖🥰😆😭💖🥰😭😆 I LOVE HER SOO MUCH I DON'T DESERVE HER

And yeah, that was my spring break! It was really great and we all had a great time there! More TTS's soon, so stay tuned!

Tagging the fwends: @giggly-squiggily @sunstone-smiles @jettorii @otomiyaa @lovelymessybubbly @burningablaze @cutesmokes

#irl story #tickle tea stories

[hopelesslyromanticshark]

covey need ur opinion on a little smth… sooo im going to a wedding on may 25 for my older stepbrotherr and it’s gonna be in laredo, texas (where im originally from so im sososo excited to go back even if its literally the most shit town ever) AND i wanna match the bride who wants to wear a little bow on her shoes. i also dont know if you’ve heard of the ‘something blue’ thingy BUT she’s decided that she wanted me to be the smth blue for her😁 (i broke down im not wven gonna lie BUT ANYWAYYY) we have to wear little silk dresses and because its on a ranch, def cowboy boots.

sooo WHAT DO WE THINK OF SMTH LIKE THIS? DO WE FW IT?? PLS LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK !! (idk when you’ll even see this…😭😭)

I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS OH MY LORD!!

the fact that she wants you as her 'something blue' has me screaming into my pillow. that's so so cute, stop- i love that!!

but also that dress is GORGEOUS GIRL YOU ARE GONNA EAT THIS WEDDING UPPPPPPPPP OMGGGGGGG SO CUTESY I LOVE IT!!! SO SO ADORBS IM GONNA CRY LOVE LOVE LOVE GIRL!!!

#return to sender ౨ৎ #all my love ౨ৎ

[mgarmagedon]

Howdy! I love your art style and ideas about these silly guys <3 Do you have some headcanons about Bee Team or/and Steeljaw's Pack?

OMGGGGGGG thank you dude! I'm so thankful that you like my silly little au! I truly appreciate that and I'm glad that it made you happy even for a little while :DDD 💕💕💕

And I have few! Thunderhoof is genius cook, he loves cooking and baking, but he always act with anger when someone tell him to do that "Do ya think that I'm ya god damn maid? I was mafia boss on cybertron! Cook for yourself!", ofc after that he also acta with anger and yells if someone did something wrong in kitchen, and it usually ends on it that Hoofy is making breakfast, lunches, dinners, etc. for all of them while saying "what do they think they're making me do? no one is helping me here...!"

Ofc Steeljaw need to deal with it whole time long, because he can't cook a shit and probably he would die if he cook for himself longer than 2 weeks.

Steeljaw is always saying "bloody hell" or "dear Elizabeth" (instead of dear Primus)

Also Underbite likes calling Fracture emo kid.

Fracture is listing Nirvana XDD

Steeljaw is making Clampdown from time to time his personal footrest. This is why he never told Steely that he is able to see his dead sister XDDD

And about team Bee...

Sideswipe has big problems with his hand writing, that is why whatever he wrote is unreadable (even sometimes for him too...)

Since Bee is haunted by OP's ghost, he is deeply scared that OP will show himself in really embarrassing moment for Bumblebee for example when he is laying pathetic in bed, watching Lucky Luke and eating kebab at 3am when nobody is in base... or having sex with Grimlock.

Sideswipe loves using human media like instagram or youtube, he's usually watching drag racing with Blurr when they are both on discord.

Drift loves christian looks of shrines, when he sees one near the street he immediately needs to make photos of it and rebuilt near their base.

Grimlock is allergic to cat fur and is very scared of those so called 'demons'. When cat will be near, not only will he panic, but the closer it gets, the more he will start to swell and redden, to the point when he will faint.

Sideswipe besides of his dashy looks and polished paint job, he also has natural talent for healing people. His talent was most awakened when the team ended up more and more injured after each fight, and they didn't have a medic on the team, so because of this big pressure he started to learning how to help his mates. Even if Danny and Fixit didn't let him help that much at the begging, sorry not sorry, it's red tampon, he once shoot himself in knees so it's pretty reasonable that they didn't trust him with some time they started to letting him help with small injures. :D

Fixit likes to collect things like figures, toys, etc. and when no one is in base with him he starts to play League of Legends or World of Warcraft XDDD He is also old bot, so he needs from time to time help with fixing himself and usually he asks for this Bee or Danny (he would also ask Drift, but he has too big fingers XDDD)

Strongarm gets pissed of every time when Bee tells the team that he has talk with Prime, because SHE wants to talk with his dad too and ask him one billion questions Their talk looks like this: "Optimus... just told me that-" "WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME SIR?!?!"

One big happy family :DDD

#transformers #art #tf #tf rid15 human au #fanart #maccadam #au #human au #human #tf rid15 #humanformers #transformers rid2015 #tf rid 2015 #rid15 #transformers robots in disguise #robots in disguise #robots #fixit #bee #bumblebee #grimbee #grimlock x bumblebee #bumblebee x grimlock #grimlock #drift #strongarm #jetstorm #slipstream #sideswipe #sides

[lucidicer]

📩 Simblr question of the day: Do you have any blogs that make your day when they post? Mention them! Tell us why you like them!

HEYYYYYYYYYYYY LETS GET INTO IT!!!! okay before we start if i dont tag u its cause i have bad memory but trust u r all super cool and post dope shit MWAH

ahhh where to begin first of all @mattodore @crsentfairy @literalite @gunthermunch @stinkrascal got some of the coolest fucking ocs and stories going on like id read a whole book abt their little guys if they offered it to me im eating up every bit of lore but nothing can satiate the hunger for it!!!!!!! and they all have such cool unique styles like omggggggg eats all ur posts up yum yum @olya-occult-lover i think ur blog was crafted specifically with me as the target audience like UGHHHHHH SO GOOD EVERY POST!!!!!!!! absolutely incredible actually a whole celebration when u post @softerhaze @wooldawn @minamill @diwnssi @fizzytoo @peonypyxels @briteboy @daminini @crow-simblr me kicking my legs head propped up on my hands as i look at ur gameplay posts like damn i love ur little pixel people dearly pats them and u on the head i am incredibly jealous when yall post ur saves like damn couldnt be me i am going to live vicariously thru u <3 @arcanewonder UHHH WHERE TO BEGIN???? absolutely incredible posts never misses and this includes the gameplay sideblog like i can never get enough im always itching for me I NEED TO LIVE IN UR GAMEEEEE crawling into ur monitor as soon as i post this and ur renders omg...how tf do u do all that actually so so talented @zohrou @desertdusk @uxji @rollingsim got hands down my fav sim styles on simblr TOO GOOD how do we have the same tools and yet yall do all that everytime actually insane u guys graduated top of ur classes at sim making university @void-imp UR EDITING STYLEEEE ITS SO COOL AND DIFFERENT I LOVE IT SM!!!!!!!! like actually so incredibly distinct i adore it it really stands out on simblr @imageingrunge all of ur posts r so dreamy but like in a haunting way but a comfy haunting way like hmm this house is haunted but i kind like this ghosts vibes yknow? obsessed with everything u post also ur presets r gorg btw @plutoeyes UR POSTS ALSO SO DREAMY AND HAUNTING UGHH i eat up everything u put out ur style is so so damn cool thank u for blessing simblr with ur work <3 ahhhh i know i could tag so many more but i dont want this to be too long like for my phone is already lagging rnfofhfjf okay speedrun tag of cool ppl @wildmelon @warmsol @oxalisim @kazuaru @cinamun @djservo @cas-fulleditmode2 @pralinesims @bnt0 @glittermutt @wldestluv-rs @sashima @gashface @kingfakey

#u would not believe how many times i went back like omg i need to add this person too omg omg and this person WHY R U ALL SO COOL #squeezes u in a death grip #if i didnt tag u i am looking directly in ur eyes and gripping ur shoulders U R SO COOL I PROMISE #olli.txt #asks

[andypantsx3]

a lil smth for u andy <3

* * *

there’s a suspicious assortment of farmer’s market goods waiting for you on your office desk. 

farmer’s market, because the plastic wrapping is logo-less and soft—crinkling with hardly a note of familiar store-branded sturdy crispness. farmer’s  market, because you can even recognize this specific shape and smell of bag: earthy and papery with serrated edges. 

“what the…?” 

for a moment, you think someone has just dumped their morning shopping there for you to guard—hoarding someone’s treasure trove of fruits and vegetables by proximity and convenience until they dare to show their faces. 

there’s a little bouquet of flowers, too, neatly arranged in one of the office mugs, the stems too long to fit. the blossoms droop and tilt, but they’re vibrant and sweet-smelling. there’s a note attached, but you don’t dare touch it, no matter how the curiosity eats at your resolve, coaxing your fingers to twitch out and reveal the text to your eyes. 

“is there something wrong?” a low voice questions, rumbling the air between you and the speaker, a familiar, spine-tingling cadence that has your throat going dry. 

shouto looks handsome, as he always does. blinks at you with his two-toned gaze, deceptively innocent, for the way he’s gazing at you: the intensity and expectation of someone who’s waiting for the punchline of a joke, or a poorly-kept surprise to make its’ appearance. 

“nothing,” you say after finding your voice. “it’s just,”—and you gesture helplessly to the bags and bags of produce—“do you think someone forgot their groceries?”

his mouth quirks, and you hate him a little for how handsome it makes him look, for the way his bangs shadow the his strong brow, the gentle slope of his cheeks and nose. there’s a hint of ear from between those strands of hair, peeking out from the tomato red curtain of them. 

“you said you wanted vegetables,” he says, hardly even batting an eye. “they’re for you.” 

“i—” denial is quick on your tongue, but then you remember: you did say that. or at least something similar. remember joking about it with the receptionist, complaining about how the price increase would be the death of you—long before the next head-ache inducing incident between shouto’s unfiltered mouth and the reporters that love him could take its' toll. “i was just kidding,” you say eventually, meekly. hardly convincing.

shouto’s head tilts. “they’re for you,” he repeats. “are they not enough?”

hate him. i hate him, you think mindlessly, lying to yourself as you smile and try to arrange the bags in a less conspicuous area of your office. who goes out to buy bags of vegetables for someone voluntarily? even just to be nice?

todoroki shouto. that’s who. 

ITS PERFECT OMG I AM SOBBING

OMG I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭

Omg the way you described everything was perfect, I could literally smell the bag and see the flowers lilting dangerously out of the side of my office mug. And SHOUTO?????? Holy shit, you made him so annoyingly handsome with the undertone of sweet but also little shit that I absolutely love. And this part???

“is there something wrong?” a low voice questions, rumbling the air between you and the speaker, a familiar, spine-tingling cadence that has your throat going dry. 

I like, PHYSICALLY FELT THIS, omggggggg. This incredible and your writing is incredible and you are incredible. This will literally live in the back of my brain for my whole lifetime!!!!!!!!

I am obsessed with this and I am obsessed with you, thank you!!!!!!! 🥺💕✨

#this is my everything omg #thank u!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #bnha fic recs #also why do i feel like i recognize this writing #have i read u before or are u just speaking to me on such a spiritual level that it feels familiar #who are u #fic recs

[slashingdisneypasta]

I keep thinking back to your Mr. Snake and Wheezy bromance idea, and now I must share with you the other pairings I've thought of to go with that AU XD

Ms. Tarantula and Stupid (Tarantula gets red because Snake claimed orange XD). Stu needs a cool big sister who can probably help him learn a few things! (She did say she mostly learned all her skills on YouTube. Maybe she can recommend Stupid some channels she thinks can help him out?) And I'm certain Tarantula would appreciate another big shoulder buddy when Shark isn't around ^^

As mentioned before, Mr. Piranha and Psycho. They both are the crazy members of their team. They both can appreciate a good brawl; maybe they even spar each other? (If so, I bet they'd both treat it as a free for all. They know the other can handle it XD) Also, Psycho totally nabs Piranhas cool things, but since Piranha comes from a huuuuge family, he just treats it like one of his little siblings 'borrowed' something of his. Psycho could use a sibling anyway.

Though I bet Mr. Piranha and Greasy would work well together too. They both bond over being the only Spanish speakers in their group (maybe even having the same POB? I can't remember where Piranha is from). Talking with the other makes them feel right at home ^^

I also like to think about Greasy and Mr. Shark interacting too XD like, idk maybe Shark offers to help Greasy learn how to talk to women. Greasy agrees happily, thinking that Shark is going to introduce him to a lovely lady. But no, it's just Shark in drag, taking him out on a 'test date'. At least Shark can make a convincing woman XD (Imagine if Shark became another messy bisexual awakening for Greasy. Ok I'll see myself out-)

And of course, the leaders themselves, Mr. Wolf and Smartass. Mr. Wolf isn't as insane as Smarty's team, and he's honestly relaxing to be around. So maybe Smartass wouldn't mind hanging out with him? Like these two meet up for coffee on Tuesdays to talk about... Anything, really. How their weeks went. How life is going on the 'other side' (Even though they're trying to be good, I'm sure that the Bad Guys miss something about their original lives. And I can see the weasels being curious about what 'good guy' lives are like for these former criminals now), etc. Smarty claims that this is just to make sure that Wolf and his crew don't report them to the police, but the gang sees right through that XD (these two better be ready to get called out by Snake and Wheezy XD)

One more thing before I leave. Imagine the Toon Patrol try their hand at turning a new leaf like the Bad Guys! It'd no doubt take a looooong time and alotta effort considering their crimes are a bit worse than the Bad Guys', but still. Maybe Wolf will have enough patience to help them XD though, if this wasn't a crossover and just an AU, who do you think from the WFRR universe could best help the weasels make a turn around?

!!! I love these so much!!

Aw, Webbs bein Stupid's cool big sister-type is unbelievably sweet! Imagine her meeting his BAMF S/O ^^ She's about to meet her, and she's thinking 'puh. this wont be good. i'm not gonna like her' and then 20 minutes later she and Bamf S/O's are best friends XD

Oh shit, Piranha and Psycho are actually so pure <3

MR PIRANHA AND GREASY SPEAKING SPANISH TOGETHER IS MY FAVOURITE. YES. LET THEM. L E T T H E M.

Omggggggg imagine Greasy's reaction 😂🤣 I cant, I cant, that's way too funny XDD It'd definitely be a spit take sorta situation. Mr Shark knew- he knew, that Greasy was not fit for any real strangers yet XDD Weasel is not house trained-

And YES XD Mr Shark will be so flattered... but also creeped out. Don't look at him like that Greasy, you're gonna get punched.

Smartass, Wolf- don't hide. Your friends will support your bromance, I promise XDD ... after they make fun of you a lil.

Omg!! I love this idea!! Toon Patrol trynna redeem themselves... oof. Okay, so I imagine Psycho and Greasy would have the hardest time- Smartass too, but if he's doing it then it was his idea, so he'll draw strength from within 😅 If Psycho and Greasy are doing it though, its probably cuz Smartass is making them- so their hearts aren't in it. Stupid glides by, he just needs to be reminded a lot XD Wheezy thinks he's gonna do fine... until Smartass or Wolf take away his smokes like 'We are turnin over a new leaf!! That means we aint doin this anymore! Yer a bad influence, what if I kid sees ya??'/'Nope. I'll take these. You know who hangs out in the alleys where you smoke?? Bad guys! C'mon, bud.'... then he's ready to throw his head through a wall.

[void-of-the-moon]

Spoilers for cloutchase vol. 2 ig

IM GOING INSANEEEEE

LOOK AT THEM OMFG MY USERSONA BSHSHSHSHEHEGEGEGEGEGEGWHWHGEGEGEGEHE CRYINGGGG THIS SHIT IS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE I FUCKING CANT

AHHHHHHHH THEY ARE SO FUCKING AMAZING HDHDHEHEGGEHEGWGGE

SO TRUE BRO‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥

WHOEVER DREW MY USERSONA I OWE MY FUCKING LIFE TO YOU HOLY SHIT IM GIGGLING

GSVEVEVEVEHWH3GEHEHEHEGEJEGEHEVEBEHEGEHRGEJEHEG

Im pretty sure i scared the shit out of everyone from my yelling my bad 😇😇

BUT LIKE I CANT BE CALM ABOUT SEEING ANY OF MY OCS IN ANYTHING IM WAY TO HAPPY

THE LITTLE GUYS OMGGGGGGG

IM NEVER LETTING THIS GO HOLY FUCKKKKK

#cloutchase #cloutchase usersona #usersona #cloutchase vol. 2 #cloutchase volume 2 #I FUCKING CANT OMG #GIGGLING #IM FUCKING OVERJOYED BY SEEING THEM HOLY FUCK #JET LOOKS SO DHDHEHHEHS I LOVE THEM SM #LOOK AT JET AND BATBOY HANGING OUT DHHSSHEH #voids lil shitposts

[slugass]

i start slugass’s first december with a question: where is the attention for this adorable little snobshit

mirror yumyum from episode 15 is like tubee in that he’s flawed, he’s a horrible kid, but AHHHHHH FUNNY CUTIE-POO AHHHHHAHAHAHHH X3 THE SILLY, THE KAWAIIIIIII LOOK AT HIS FACE OMGGG I PLATONICALLY LOVE THIS KID WHEN HE ISN’T BEING A BAG OF SHIT

he’s so fucking adorable-looking omgggggggggggg AAAAAAAAAAA BABIEEEEEE HIS EYES OMGGGGGGG OYOYOYOYOYOY HE’S SO CUTE

he’s such a fun character, he makes great faces, he screams when he sees a thing he doesn’t like like AAAAAGH!!

alright basically he’s the “opposite” of yumyum (who’s dirty, just wants to fuck shit up for the lolz, very stinky), and he’s clean, snobbish, perfectionistic, but he’s he’s a tyrannical lil shit who fucks shit up and he also basically predicted those “art fixers” yknow the shitty ones… so he’s not really a complete reverse of yumyum

he likes covering everything in yellow because…. i don’t fucking ffffknOW

he paints tubee and usop yellow to signify that they’re on “his side”, but why does he paint everything yellow to “clean” it

does he think he’s “fixing” the school bc he’s painting the whole damn thing his personal favorite color? maybe it’s like the equivelant of only liking “pretty” artstyles and shunning anything that doesn’t fit (traditional) standards of “pretty” bc it’s “ugly”? mirror yumyum has a style (minimalist yellow seemingly) and he’s trying to force that style onto everyone and everything instead of letting other styles exist?

maybe multicolor things are “messy” to him and he hates messiness so he tries to eradicate the presence of “too many colors” by painting everyone and everything yellow?

maybe when he insists that he’s doing the school “a service” he means that he’s making it more aesthetically pleasing but like being a prick about it

i just want an explanation or reason besides “omg usop is RIGHT ACTUALLY LE BANANA MAN IS CREZIE AND THAT’S WHY HE DO THE THING that’s the motivation” OKAY ;m; PLZ

WHAT DO YOU THINKKKKKK WHY DOES HE COVER EVERYTHING IN YELLOW

mirror banana man is kawaii and funny but also deserved his fate lmao, underrated villain

also don’t ask me why the non-rotten version of a rotten banana swarming with flies… still uses flies himself lmao

#long post #auuuuuuuuuuuugh #midnight horror school #mirror yumyum #thoughts #yumyum #yumyum mhs #ableism mention #underrated #fixating on him #silly lil motherfucker #he’s fun #and mean

[gladdygirl18]

new tickle tea story, and its a good one!

Blue Me, Pink GF

longer than anticipated so continue under cut

So yesterday, my GF, our mutual friend, and I were chilling in the cafeteria (a regular/daily thing for us). While we were chilling, I had gotten comfy and laid my legs across my girlfriend's lap. While talking to our mutual friend, she starts to do the "jellyfish technique" on my knees, and surprisingly it didn't effect me. And she was staring at me, waiting for a reaction.

"That doesn't tickle hun."

She immediately starts tickling my inner thigh and i start losing it.

"Yeah, but that does!"

SHE IS SUCH A FREAKING TEASE OMGGGG 😆😆💖😋💖😋

After walking back to her place, we were playing some Sea of Stars (def recommend, it's an incredible game) During this time, I was laying on the couch with my legs across my girlfriend's legs again (i was leaning on them a lot that night and they were a little sore)

When our mutual friend went to the bathroom, she started tracing her nails along my ankles. And once again, it didn't really do much to me.

"Babe, that doesn't tickle."

My GF set down the controller before she started tracing her nails along my socked feet and, as you would've expected, that broke me

"Hun, anytime you try that tough girl attitude, I can easily break it like this."

She then leans on tp of me with a dangerously mischievous glint in her eye and a smug impish grin and says, "Guess you really like me tickling you, huh?" WHILE DRAGGING A NAIL ACROSS MY BELLY

BRUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY SHE CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT OMGGGGG 😳😳😳💖😆😆

I looked away from her and said, "Just cuz it's true doen't mean you gotta point it out..."

She laughed before kissing my neck "But I love reminding you~"

I HAVE ASCENDED OMGGGGGGG 😳😆💖🥰🥰😭😭😋

So after that when we were heading to bed, my GF always loves cuddling up to me (like a little puppy 🥰💖) and I had said "Aww look at the little baby bitch" (brat mode activated)

She looked up at me and asked, "What did you say?"

"Look at the little baby bitch" wearing the most shit eating grin ever

She sighs before climbing on top of me before tickling my thighs. I held out for the most part, but when she started tickling my armpits, I lost it. When I tried to push her hands away, she'd take her other hand to grab my wrist and tickle me some more

AHHHHHHHH I WAS LIVING 😆😆😆💖🥰😍😍💖🥰

After she stopped, she kissed and said "Karma, bitch"

And yyyyyup that was my evening yesterday haha! I love her so much! Hopefully more tickle tea stories soon, so stay tuned!

tagging: @giggly-squiggily @sunstone-smiles @burningablaze @cutesmokes @otomiyaa @lovelymessybubbly @jettorii

#tickle tea stories #irl story

[iammontygator]

First meeting with DJ Music Man

Mike: Hey! You’re going to the Fazcade?

John: Yeah, It’s my last task of the day. I have to-

Mike: Aaaaarg you lucky bastard!! It’s literally my favorite place in the whole Pizzaplex. If I had to spend the night in only one place, frankly, I’d stay here.

John: Wow... Is it really that cool?

Mike: Of course it’s really that cool!! The DJ is so cool too, I love that guy. Always at his discs, vibing in his corner. Just too cool.

John: The DJ??

Mike: Yeah! What’s up? Don’t tell me you’ve never heard about the DJ?!

John: ... Doesn’t sound familiar to me.

Mike: Omggggggg!! So here, mate, I’ll let you find out for yourself.

John: What do you mean?

Mike: Oh and don’t be fooled by appearances! It may surprise you at first, but I assure you, he’s very nice.

John: What’s wrong with his looks??

Mike: *walks away waving at him* See you tomorrow, man!

John: HEY!! MIKE! DON’T GO LIKE THAT!!

Mike: *already out*

John: *sigh* What the fuck did that mean..

Monty who observed the whole scene: *smirk*.

John: Well.... *look at his Fazwatch* I have to go. *shows his pass to the robot, then enters the elevator*

[a few minutes later]

John: *Good. I shouldn’t be freaking out, logically. After all, Mike told me he was a cool DJ, didn’t he? I guess that "don’t be fooled by appearances" just meant: watch out, he looks like a big bad, but he’s really nice! Not like Monty.* [...] *Okay, I don’t see a DJ right now. Hopefully, he’s already gone ho.......*

And then, John see it. A giant, arachnid-like animatronic. Sleeping on his stage.

John: *slowly back towards the elevator* Okay, one step at a time... Sloooooowly...

DJMM: Zzzz.....Zzzzzz....

John: Yeah, that’s right big guy, sleep tight... Oh sh- *stumbles*.

DJMM: Zzz...Hmm? *wakes up slowly*

John: Oh no. No no no no no no. *run to the elevator*

DJMM: *follows John*

John: *call the elevator* Come oooon, come on, come on, COME ON, DAMNIT!! *kicks in the elevator door*

Monty, on the floor above: *blocks the elevator*.

John: HELP ME!!! SOMEONE!!

Monty: *laugh*

DJMM: *stops right behind John*

John: *turns around very slowly, breathing shakily* Tell me you’re not behind me, tell me you’re not behind me...

DJMM: *⚫️⚫️*

John: HE’S BEHIND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Monty: *laugh out loud*

DJMM: *holds John* 🤲

John: please don’t eat me, please don’t eat me, PLEASE DON’T EAT MEEEE *hides his face*

DJMM: *stares at him motionless, intrigued*

John: .... *shyly removes his hands from his face* .. Am.. Am I dead?

DJMM: *nods no*

John: So... That means you didn’t eat me?

DJMM: *nods yes*

John: Oh.. Well, thanks I guess..?

DJMM: *makes a little happy music* 🎶

John: So, hum.. You’re the DJ, right?

DJMM: *nods yes*

John: I’m John, I work here. Nice to meet you.

DJMM: *approaches his fist to John* 👊

John: Oh wow hum, did I.. Did I say something wrong?

DJMM: *keeps his fist right in front of John*

John: ... Oooooh, I think I get it. *check him*

DJMM: *lowers his fist and plays a new upbeat tune while dancing* *⚫️⚫️🎶🎶🥳*

John: *holds on to his glove* Wow wow wow wow wow, easy buddy, easy. Don’t forget there’s a little human being in your big hands ah ah.. *look at the ground* Oh shit it’s really high...

DJMM: *puts John down gently*

John: Oh! Thanks buddy! That’s cool. I’m a little dizzy actually haha-

DJMM: *moves away to his stage*

John: ... *What’s he doing?* Oh, of course you’ll be back for your nap! I did wake you, and I’m really sorry about that.

DJMM: *sits behind his turntables and starts mixing* 🎧🎼

John: Ooooh actually you wanted to mix!! Day and night I see? Haha

DJMM: *just vibing 🥳🎶🎧*

John: Hahaha.. Hum. Well, I’ll be off then! *returns to the elevator and waves to the DJ* See ya buddy!

DJMM: *waves to John* 👋

John: *call the elevator and enter* ...

The elevator: *plays its usual music*

John: *Well, it wasn’t so bad after all! I thought I was going to die, but in the end, he’s a really nice guy, that DJ! A bit creepy and a bit in his own world, but very nice! Mike hadn’t lied to me after all.*

Ting!

John: *get out of the elevator and look at it* You, on the other hand, are weird. If I hadn’t come across a really nice gigantic robot, I’d already be dead because of you by now. I’m going to have to talk to the technicians about this, it’s very dangerous.. *walk to the exit*

Monty hidden a bit further away : *😏🕶* ...

#fnaf #fnaf monty #fnaf sb #security breach #fnaf security breach #monty gator #five nights at freddy's #fnaf imagines #fnaf sb monty #dj music man #fnaf djmm #fnaf 9 security breach

[spiked-mall-goth]

so i had such a day today omggggggg

so got up early as hell to go see saw which was at 12:15pm. theaters a ways away and we wanted to go to the flea market.

at the flea market i saw this cute halloween tin and was like oooOOOooo !! but i picked it up and it rattled, and was full of halloween JEWELRY!!! sooo i obviously got it, bc it was only $1(usd)

keep walking and a very big lamp catches my eye, idk why but i HAD to go look at this lamp. so i mosey on over take a look at the lamp and hidden under a pile of stuff next to the lamp is a little woodstock figure!! hes in a valentines heart chocolate box and i literally was like YIPPEEE!!! so i got him for a dollar and put hm in my little halloween bucket.

keep walking and my brother stops to search a toy bin for go bots, and i find a SNOOPY!! hes a 2018 mcdonalds toy and hes sitting on a cloud holding woodstock and when you roll him is EARS SPIN. literally the coolest thing evr def screetched a lil dont even worry abt that. hes now also in my bucket.

so we move on and this booth has some really nice halloween stuff set out so i go over to look. and the older lady who owned it saw my halloween bucket and was 'that is so cute!!' and i was like 'right?? it was only a dollar and it had jewelry!!' so i open it to show her and she sees my snoopy and woodstock and is like 'HOW CUTE COME LOOK AT MY BOBBLE HEAD' and pulls me over to look at the snoopy bobble head she had as decoration. and ofc im like 'OMG HOW FUCKING CUTE' and we chit chat and then shes like hey i think youd like this, and then pulls me over to a glass case with a DRACULA TROLLS DOLL IN IT. and ofc im FREAKING OUT BC HOLY SHIT ITS A DRACULA TROLLS DOLL. anyways i did not have $25 to spare today :<

so we leave the flea market and go get movie snacks to smuggle in (im so poor btw), get to the theater and buy tickets. the worker is like 'yep saw x, youll be in theater 8' so me and my brother walk in and sit down just to be greeted by paul dano in a santa hat staring straight at us telling us about the stock market and nfts. we are like ????? check the tickets. they moved the time from 12:15pm to 1:50pm.... we have made a terrible blunder. we debate what to do b4 walking out of the theater and going up to the front like 'heyyyyyyy so we totally got the wrong time, can we come back later with the tickets or do we have to stay here?' and she was like 'yeah totally. i noticed u walked into dumb money a few minutes ago and was like hmmmm i wonder if they noticed.' SHE WAS GONNA JUST LEAVE US IN THERE. that is so fucking funny to me.

we go kill time at a thrift store, my younger brother buys a vial of holy water.

we come back, still terribly early but whtvr. me and my older brother play the worst game of pocket tanks this world has ever seen. my younger brother texts to let me know he stopped at a different thrift store on the way home and got me AN X FILES VHS FOR FIFTY FUCKING CENTS !!!!!! YIPPPEEEEEE!!!

we watch saw. very bad movie omg. come home, breath once then right back out the door for my older brothers band to practice and then a boring ass social event. there were burgers there tho,, damn fine food.

thats all the interesting stuff but im already here typing and your already here reading. i had a fight with my printer trying to print the notes i needed for rehearsals tmrrw (i waited last minute whoops). my cat did the most rancid thing i've ever seen. she propped her hind leg on the rim of the water bowl to lick her tosies.... i cannot even describe.. maybe i'll draw it later if i have the time. i set up my new figures on my desk (its so crowded lol) and i worked a little on the sculpture im making. yesterday my brother accidentally yanked my arm weird. he kinda pulled on the elbow i have previously fractured and it hurt but was fine, then tonight i was saying bye to my friend and he also yanked it. ouch. wearing a brace rn bc woof. i finished up some of the choreography i was working on for my next show, although i have no idea if it will actually work bc i did it alone in my room and not with like the 7 other ppl. i had a stange fruity drink, didnt taste good. my best friend texted me panicking bc she took smth WILD and was off her gourd. (shes on a business trip btw). i also did the laundry.

#spikes rambles #okay goodnight #mwah mwah mwah #long ass post sorry