#omi.rambles

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Sanzu & Rindou = dumb and dumber

I firmly believe Sanzu and Rindou are besties. Same hairstyle? Do you all really think that’s a coincidence?

They fight like children and I can assure you that Rindou is actually happy to finally have someone other than Ran.

And I bet Ran and Takeomi look at each other like ‘these dumbasses are back at it again’ and shooting sounds can be heard in the distance.

And the fist time Bonten saw their matching haircut

Takeomi: why the *points at his hair*

Ran with a tired face: *sighs* Rindou wanted a matching tattoo with Sanzu, but Sanzu didn’t want a another tattoo after how much the Bonten one hurt him.

Takeomi: *nods* so they went for a matching haircut?

Ran: yeah, they saw this kpop boy or smth

Kokonoi: *turns to Kakucho*

Kakucho: no, don’t even think about it.

Kokonoi: I didn’t say anything!

#this is canon #I will not change my mind #fight me all you want but this is CANON #rindou haitani #sanzu haruchiyo #they saw Kokobop Baekhyun and said I wanna be as hot as that bastard #omi.rambles #Bonten #tokyorev #kakucho not really hitto #Kokonoi Hajime #headcanon #humor #shitpost #meme #tokyo revengers incorrect quotes #headcanons #hcs #DIH #omi.dih #Omi.shitpost

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Tokyo revengers ch.221 rant spoilers idk ignore it

Takemichi should have married Hina and forgotten about Mikey. How entitled you have to be to believe someone isn’t okay where they are and that it’s your responsibility to change their future. SANZU LOVES MIKEY OKAY.

As far as I know Bonten’s arc was the final arc. PUNTO.

Okay if Senju dead… then maybe that’s why Takeomi joined Mikey’s side and they beat Terano’s gang! Thus, taking their strongest members (mochi, the Haitani brothers, kakucho) and formed Bonten.

BUT NOT ANYMORE.-. Draken x.x so Mikey sad 😞 equals to Mikey still beating Terano’s gang and Bonten can still happen 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 (I honestly hope wakasa shows up more)

HABSJSJAJEJS I’m babbling Bull I just want Bonten alive

#Tokyo revengers spoilers #manga #omi.rambles #tokyorev #Tokyo revengers #south terano #draken ryuguji ken #sano mikey manjiro #wakasa imaushi #Bonten #akashi takeomi #senju #senju kawaragi #senju akashi #kakucho hitto #ran haitani #rindou haitani

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I Headcanon this is how Bonten’s social media is all about 😔

#I KNOW THEY ARE NOT TEN BUT IN NOT DOING MATH FOR A MEME #guess who had social dummy downloaded and just found out 😂😂😂😂 #testing 1 2 3 #is this how u do smaus? #am I about to expand my horizons? #no… this is hard #just for a meme and not ever again #idk how other writers do this fr fr YALL r the real mvps #its confusing #omi.rambles #omi.memes #Sanzu haruchiyo #kokonoi hajime #tokyorev meme #Tokyo revengers meme

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My therapist: Ran Haitani isn’t real, he can’t hurt you

Ran:

#FYI ​I’m badly wounded #he’s one of those #omi.memes #omi.rambles #I cope with memes and humor #don’t look at me #tw ran haitani #Tokyo revengers memes #tokyorev meme #tr

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When Mikey is sad, you ask him if he wants to see your boobs. He eagerly nods. He’s happy now.

#random thoughts about Mikey #he a tittyboy #your chest cures his depression #you can’t argue with me #he loves them 😵‍💫💕 #ugh #omi.rambles #omi.thirst #sano mikey manjiro x reader smut #tokyorev hcs #omi.shitpost

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Yall have to accept that Rindou is dumber than Sanzu

#there i said it #i do not regret it #its true tho #omi.rambles #sorry I was gone more than I expected 🧍🏻‍♀️💕 #I have survived the bug attack with lime and spices 😤🤸🏻‍♂️ #I just arrived from my mountain adventure #and I do so with my announcement of Rindou and Sanzu #I did put some post on queue but uh I’m not good with that #bet nobody noticed 😂🤸🏻‍♂️ #my absence I MEAN HSBXJSNJA

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I hypothesize that Rindou would win against Ran in a fight. No, not because he's thicker or whatever shit circus movements. Listen, Ran would lose on purpose. That's his lil bro.

#omi.rambles #they’d be like bro Bro BRO #I mean real fight aggressive stuff havoc #civil war type of thing

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Status: 😔 currently thinking about Kakucho’s man tiddies. Why is he like this? There is literally no part of this man that isn't astronomically mouth-watering/brain-damager/pussy-throbbing/hand-gripping etc. etc. etc.

#smash my cheek against his nipple 😔 and shove my face in there #omi.thirst #we’re taking a page out of Mikey's book and when we sad we smash brr brr head in the Kakucho mountains #like a leech hanging from his pec #wait no #wait yes #he could be just talking with Kokonoi and you just waltz in and slam your face on his chest #Kakucho keeps talking as if nothing happened because he’s so used to it #Kokonoi is all baffled and pints at your form that is gripping hard and breathing heavily in Kakucho’s chest #points* #Kakucho just shakes his head and keeps the conversation going and pats your head #the end #omi.rambles

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Im writing a part in DIH 😂😂😂 and I can’t focus because I cackle every time I go to this specific scene and think of that meme 😂😂😂

#😂😂😂 #omi.rambles #omi.memes #omi.dih #tokyo revengers meme #tokyorev memes #Bonten #ran rindou haitani #Takeomi Akashi is a dino 😂🥺💕😂 #D I N O S A U R a dinosaur hitting on me wut ur just an old men #HAHSHSHSHHS

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I’m gonna start preaching about Kakucho’s godzilla size cock and none’s gonna stop me.

#this is canon #my canon #HE IS ENORMOUS COLOSSAL GIGANTIC #YALL ARE JUST SACRED HES GONNA SPLIT YALL OPEN OR SMTH #like this is a constant thought in my mind #you don’t understand because you haven’t seen the god* of monster cocks* Kakucho #omi.thirst #omi.rambles #I’m actually kinda mad because I was lurking in the kakucho smut tag and surprise surprise I’ve read it all and the lack of content 🥺🥺 #for my precious bigdickedbaby #kakucho hitto #tokyo revengers headcanons #hcs

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I cant finish one DIH chapter… pls choose one and I will work on it…. *cries in indecisiveness*

Option 1

Option 2

Option 3

#will delete later #omi.rambles #deer in headlights #omi.dih

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Me: has 72844839383 wips

Also me:

what if doe moans the wrong name during sex. Specially Ran and Rindou’s… like like like 👁👁 (they are 7! It was meant to happen some day tbh)

Also me: what if doe asks to feel what is like to get kidnapped… and they forget to tell one person and that person goes ballistic crazy while the rest are happily playing kidnappers….

Also me: what if Doe has to pretend to be One of them because of some reason until the real one arrives and 👀 …

Also me: what if doe one day wakes up with amnesia… and falls in love with Mochi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OKAY NO IM JOKING 😂😂😂

#omi.rambles #I’m in pain #I’m in the middle of nowhere with one bar of signal #send help 🧍🏻‍♀️ #when u study one thing but end up working as whatever #advisor my ass #I cant write because I’m scared it won’t save because internet #tw kidnapping

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I feel like Doe would ask if they could try no nut November, and Bonten would scream no. Panic. Anguish. Suffering. (Sanzu, Rindou and Kaku have war flashbacks).

#omi.dih #omi.rambles #i'm bored #I am waiting for my friend to pick me up #if you know why they have war flashbacks 😂💕🫂 then I like you already

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Cant believe im about to introduce taiju Shiba to doe

#what am i thinking #omi.rambles

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Ignore my Chapter 233 lil rant (I should have done like @/kiiwies and waited for the next chap tbh) spoilers under the cut

Ah… Koko is so smart 🤧 and Ran is also very very smart for realizing what Koko is trying to do. Saving everyone’s asses from the popos and specially from Mikey’s blind rage. And then there’s good hearted and loyal Kakucho 🥺

Koko sexy. Brain sexy. Clear head man sexy. Koko in charge/not panicking sexy. Fast thinker sexy.

It’s obvious that the statement about senju loosing is fake and Koko only wants everyone gone ASAP. And again I wanna say that I feel bonten’s roots in this arc.

SHOCK! Eyes opening typa thing! Realization hitting everyone in that moment. (It’s deeper than the shock of killing South, at least for me or that’s what I wanna think. Also, I don’t think Wakui just killed draken because yes)

Benkei and Wakasa prob will decide to leave the delinquent life, Tekeomi not so much… more like realizing there are greater powers out there that he can be part of. Kakucho kinda sees what izana meant, and uh there is a small part of me that feels that Ran, Rindou, and Mochi know who to follow after this… if u know what I mean. (This is me speculating 🤔)

Also where is shion and Hanma ☹️ omi wants to know.

Anyway

KOKONOI HANIME SUPREMACY 🧍🏻‍♀️

#tokyorev spoilers #Tokyo revengers chapter 233 spoilers #tr spoiler #chapter 233 #omi.rambles

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Can someone bonk me into hörny jail? I can't write fluff atm... So we are getting some mean-bully-Rindou x chubby reader 😃

#omi.rambles #I’m suffering so everyone suffers with me #its because he hasn't come in a month because im being stubborn #anyway life continues