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stardust-3saders · 11 months

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A Farewell to Remember

Synopsis: After staying in Japan to deal with family business, it is time for Jotaro to go back to America. Yet, he, Lia, and Noriaki decide to go out drinking as a late Cairo celebration and goodbye to him.

That night, the dizziness of the alcohol ends bringing up some secrets, and making the situation escalate in an unexpected way.

CW: Alcohol, drunk sex, DP, chocking, protected and unprotected sex, cream pie, threesome, oral, inappropriate stand usage.

A/N: Ayo, first time posting smut!

This is a little thing that was born thanks to some lovely people in a discord server who have been holding me at gunpoint to allow myself to be self-indulgent/lh. While you don’t need the context of the RP this is settled in, I want to clarify it is situated after the events of SDC (all characters are adults). Lia and Noriaki are already dating and living in Japan, while Jotaro is single and moved to the States.

Of all the ways Lia would expect to spend an evening with Noriaki, going drinking wasn't on her list.

After the redhead had told her of the idea, she expressed her thoughts, reminding him once again that she nor him were the kind of people that do such a thing.

However, as Noriaki explained that he had planned that along Jotaro, as a way to spend time before he left back for the States, she couldn't find the strength to say no.

After all, it was something they should've done before just as all normal friends do, right? And at that point, anything that gave their lives at least a bit of sense of normalcy was welcomed.

Taking one last look at herself in the mirror, she went to the living room, where Noriaki had been waiting for her, comfortably checking a textbook while seated down.

“What place did you say we were going to?”

“An Izakaya, pretty much like any bar. It’s not that far from here either, so don’t worry” He raised a brow as soon as he saw her, moving to stand up.

His reaction made Lia stop in her tracks, wondering if perhaps her clothing wasn’t “appropriate” to the Japanese dress code, a thing that still tended to take her by surprise at times.

“Is… everything ok?” she hugged herself sheepishly, following the redhead’s gaze as he looked her over.

“Yeah, yeah. It’s just…” He placed his hands on her waist, giving her a cheeky smile, “You’re making me consider calling Jotaro and telling him we’re not going”

She scoffed at his words, rolling her eyes as she tried to ignore the heat on her cheeks.

“If you think I’ll let you do that after I just finished getting ready, you’re very wrong”

He chuckled, giving her a quick peck on the lips before moving away, guiding her to the door.

•••

Thankfully, the place wasn’t as crowded as one would expect for a bar.

First thing they did upon arriving was look for Jotaro, thankful that his height made it easier to spot him.

A few feet away from the entrance of the building stood Jotaro, a cigarette hanging from his lips as he ignored a groupie of girls muttering between themselves and sneaking glances towards him, before giggling together.

Lia quickly motioned the direction where their friend was waiting, playfully elbowing Noriaki.

“Better save him before some fierce girls jump at him”

Chuckling at her words, the pair was quick to approach him, their friend moving from his spot as soon as he noticed them.

As Noriaki and Lia were about to greet him, he hurried them inside, not wanting to have to deal with the risk of those girls getting near him.

Thankfully, they were able to get on a boot far from the main area, where most of the crowd had been staying.

As soon as they were seated, an overly friendly waitress, who wasted no time on explaining things to Lia after watching her struggle with choosing a drink.

After that, she left and arrived with their orders in record time, along with an appetizer.

“Huh, I thought bars didn’t have waitresses” Lia watched as the waitress walked away, before taking a tentative sip of her drink, her eyes lighting up as the sweet flavor covered any bitter trace of alcohol she had expected.

“Guess we should bring Jotaro along more often to get special treatment”

Hearing him click his tongue, the pair laughed.Taking a larger sip of her drink, Lia eyed the waitress away, resting her arms on the table and her head on her hands, keeping the straw in between her lips, taking small sips in between sentences.

“Y'know… she was actually kinda pretty”

“I'm not here for that and you know it”

“Jeez, I never said you were!” She rolled her eyes at his words, “…but at this point Polnareff is going to have grandkids before you do anything”

“That would be concerning”

“That's what I'm saying!” She slammed a hand on the table, sitting straight, “How do you know you don't like dating someone without even trying it in the first place!”

Jotaro tipped down his hat, ignoring her complaints as he took a sip of the wine he had ordered.

“What about the girl in the States… What was her name?

“Marina-chan?”

“Yes!” She quickly thanked Noriaki, before turning back to Jotaro, “You don't fully know her yet– she could be nice! Not all girls are the same!”

“You're all equally annoying”

She gasped, dramatically putting a hand on her chest as she leaned in Noriaki, making him chuckle at her expression.

“How dare you!”

〜〜〜

As time passed, drinks kept arriving at the table, and empty glasses leaving.

The trio took the chance to catch up with whatever topic was laid on the table, the alcohol invading their systems slowly clouding their senses, leaving room for more personal and sentimental topics, such as the events in Cairo.

At one point, Noriaki started to narrate the events of his recovery, way more lighthearted than he had when asked about it in the past.

“OH I-!” Lia suddenly raised from her seat slightly, pointing a finger towards Jotaro’s face, “I remember you left Japan as soon as Noriaki tried to live normally after all the shitshow in Cairo!”

“Good grief, are you seriously going to give me crap over this after so long?”

“Yessss” She flopped down on her seat, crossing her arms with a pout, “You were the one here for Nori, and yet you left!”

“…I had my reasons”

“Better hear them then, otherwise I. call. Bullshit!”

“Maybe he didn’t want to see DIO’s leftovers” Noriaki joined her teasing, chuckling as Jotaro kept muttering things under his breath.

After a few: “Come on, Jojo!” “Why are you so shy all of the sudden?” Jotaro's patience ran thin, making him snap drunkenly at the pair.

“I LEFT because if I didn't, I might have told Lia I liked her while you two were dating, you idiot!” Both went quiet after hearing his words, trying to make their mind focus on what he was saying, “And what would that have made me?! You were fucking shitting your guts out through a hole and I try to make a move?!”

“Yeah, right! And I'm Queen Elizabeth” she burst out laughing, not taking his words seriously “Come on man! ‘s that the best excuse you could think of?”

He clicked his tongue in annoyance, downing the rest of his drink in one swig.

Still giggling, Lia leaned forward, snatching his hat before he could pull it down and hide his face.

“Say it on my face and I maaaay believe ya!”

Suddenly, he grabbed her arm by the wrist, looking at her in the eyes.

He seemed to hesitate for a moment, yet, his mind wasn’t in its clearer state, causing him to speak lowly without thinking twice about his words.

“Why do you think I chose the states?” He took the opportunity to yank his hat back, letting go of her as he put it back on, sitting down as if nothing had happened, “I was hoping to find you by chance. Just my fucking luck you decided to move to Japan that year.”

Before Lia could fully process his words in the short moment of clarity her mind seemed to have, she heard Noriaki laughing beside her, before being pulled to his side by an arm around her waist.

“Jotaro-kun…! Who knew you had feelings in that stony, dry heart of yours.”

The redhead’s laugh brought her back to her thoughts, giggling dumbly with him as their friend leaned back on his seat.

“In all seriousness though─and I don’t mean to offend…” He gave Jotaro an innocent smile, his eyes showing a whole opposite emotion “It’s hard to imagine it working, Lia-chan needs quite the… special attention”

Before she could question what he meant with that, she felt Noriaki’s hand move lower from her waist, stopping on her thigh as the tips of his fingers slipped under her thigh-highs, giving her flesh a light squeeze.

His actions made her breath hitch, finding herself unable to pull her gaze away from him as she leaned further into his side.

“Oh? Are you planning on reminding me of that special attention once we're back? I think I may have forgotten about it~”

His drunken blush intensified as she placed a hand on his chest, batting her lashes as she kept looking at him.

“Fuck sake, I'm still here”

They snapped out of their bubble, giggling to each other at Jotaro's awkwardness.

“What about it? You might learn a thing or two about how to win someone, right, Nori~?”

Oblivious to the reaction and thoughts her words had brought up inside the redhead's mind, Lia kept giggling, teasing Jotaro as a few more drinks made their way to the table.

Not too long after, Jotaro suddenly stood up, complaining about how he was tired of hearing their teasing, saying it was time to leave.

Excusing himself by saying he didn't trust Lia and Noriaki getting to their apartment in their current state, he walked them there, ignoring the girl as she kept her teasing while clinging to both their arms for support.

•••

Once at the apartment, Lia was the first to walk inside, clumsily taking out her boots, before whispering something in Noriaki's ear, and stumbling to their room as she laughed.

During all the walk home, she had not noticed how quiet the redhead had been, not saying anything after leaving the Izakaya.

Noticing this, Jotaro looked at his friend, wondering what was going through his head after he stood there even after Lia had left.

With his mind being too blurry to think, he simply ignored that, turning around to leave.

“You're leaving already?”

He stood speechless, trying to fully process his words.

Sensing his hesitance, the redhead chuckled, finishing taking off his shoes and looking at Jotaro over his shoulder.

“She did say I could help teach you a few things, didn't she?”

Without any other word, he moved further into the apartment and in the direction of his room, leaving Jotaro behind.

〜〜〜

Inside the room, Lia had been struggling with taking off her clothes.

A task that shouldn’t take her more than a few minutes to complete, now seemed like one of the hardest things she had ever done, the alcohol quickly making her frustration increase.

Just as she finally shrugged off her shirts and stood only on her underwearーand threw her clothes somewhere in the room to care the next dayーshe felt a pair of arms sneak around her waist from behind, making her squeal as she felt hot breath on the side of her neck.

“Need a hand?”

As soon as she heard Noriaki’s voice, said squeal turned into giggles.

Turning around on his grasp, she put her arms around his neck as she wasted no time kissing him.

She felt Noriaki smirk into the kiss, reciprocating her kiss with a hunger that took her breath away.

Feeling his tongue invade her mouth, Lia mewled into the kiss, desperately trying to match the fervor of his movements as her hands tangled in his hair, softly pulling at the longer strands on the back.

Once oxygen was needed, Noriaki pulled away, moving to nip and kiss her neck, chuckling as Lia tilted her head back to make the job easier for him.

Just as she was getting lost in the sensation of his lips on her neck, Lia noticed a looming figure in the doorway, making her gasp and try to push Noriaki’s face up.

Her gaze switched between the redhead and her friend at the door, watching in confusion as she waited for one of them to say something, just anything to explain why the taller man was there.

Seeing her too focused on his friend, Noriaki grabbed her by the chin, redirecting her attention towards him.

“…Nori?”

“You said you wanted me to teach him a few things, didn’t you?” Her eyes widened slightly, making him chuckle, “Would you be nice and help me with it?”

She felt a weird sensation building up, making a chill run down her back.

Noriaki had never acted in such a way.

It was new and oddly exciting for her.

Shyly, she nodded, making him chuckle.

Placing a kiss on her forehead, he gently guided her to the bed, making her sit on the edge as he sat behind her, placing Lia between his legs.

As soon as she was seated comfortably, his hands went back to roam over her body, his hands squeezing all over as he kissed the skin on the back of her neck, making her sigh and lean into his touch.

Slowly, one of his hands slid down, teasing over her underwear.

Lia whimpered, wiggling her hips as a way to ask for more, feeling Noriaki softly biting in between her neck and shoulder as his fingers went under her panties in a quick movement, wasting no time sliding his fingers along her folds.

Her whimpers turned into small moans as the redhead’s fingers rubbed her labia and clit, making her buck her hips, searching for more friction.

“I don’t think you’ll be able to see much by just standing there”

Hearing hesitant, heavy steps, Lia moved her gaze up, finding Jotaro’s gaze looking all over her. As soon as it crossed with hers, he swallowed hard.

A sudden finger entering her brought Lia’s attention back to her boyfriend, her hand going to grip his thigh as she moaned in surprise and leaned her head back, resting against his shoulder.

Slowly, he started to speed up his motions, adding another finger as his other hand went to cup one of her breasts over her bra.

“Can’t see much with these either, can you?” He stopped his movements, keeping his fingers buried inside her, making the girl whine out Noriaki’s name “Be nice and help with these, I have my hands full at the moment”

With her mind already clouded by the pleasure she was feeling, Lia quickly raised her hips, hurrying Jotaro to obey.

Hesitantly, he moved his hands to the edge of her underwear, pulling them down slowly, unconsciously letting out a groan at the sight of her wet core swallowing his friend’s fingers.

“Actually… I think I have a better idea” He slid out his fingers agonizingly slowly, chuckling at Lia’s complaints “You won’t learn anything by just watching”

His other hand moved to unhook her bra, quickly working on taking it off.

Jotaro just stared at the pair, unable to guess if the redhead meant it seriously or not.

“Come on now, it is rude to leave a lady waiting. Right, koneko-chan?”

Before Jotaro could comment anything about the pet name, he felt a hand on his wrist tugging on his arm, way weaker than intended. Crossing his gaze with Lia’s and noticing the already present annoyance in it, he allowed her to guide his hand between her legs.

She hissed at the pressure he put on her, clearly using more force than needed, making her grip his wrist tighten as a cue to correct his actions.

Noriaki observed as his friend’s fingers slowly fell into a rhythm comfortable enough to Lia. Once they did, allowed his hand to move back to her chest, toying with her nipples.

Taking advantage of the way her mind focused only on the pleasure she was feeling, the redhead slowly slipped down her back the hand that had been working on her, still slick with her juices, moving it to the ring of muscle on her ass.

His action made her abruptly lunge forward, seeking hold on whatever she could, her free hand gripping Jotaro’s shoulder as her back arched.

What she didn’t notice was that her new position left her face inches away from her friend’s, the raven haired man only being able to focus on her expression as her breath fawned over his face.

Feeling his stare over her, Lia crossed her half lidded gaze with his, whimpering.

“J-Jojo”

It probably was the weirdness of the situation making it all feel like a fever dream, or the work of the warm wine he had drank earlier, but before he realized, his gaze was locked on her parted lips as he slowly moved forward, closing the distance.

However, just as his lips were about to brush Lia’s, he felt something suddenly wrapping itself over his lips and around his body, harshly yanking him back, pulling him down into his knees.

As soon as he recovered from the sudden movement, he noticed that what was wrapped around his body and bounding his limbs were green tendrils.

Realizing what was going on, he raised his gaze, finding Noriaki resting his head over Lia’s shoulder, watching him with a raised brow.

“I may be allowing this” He said, as in cue for more tendrils to slip between the girl’s legs, disappearing as they moved further back, “But that does not mean there aren’t some… restricted things for you”

The hand on her chest quickly moved to her chin, turning her face to him as Noriaki slammed his lips on hers, hungrily kissing her, his mouth muffling her whimpers, before pulling away with a wet sound.

Suddenly, the tendrils pulled Jotaro forward, bringing his face closer to the girl’s entrance.

“Go on, didn’t you want to use your mouth so badly?”

The tendrils pulled away from his mouth, leaving him gritting his teeth.

Unable to move and too drunk to fight back, he allowed the stand to pull him forward once more, burying his face in between Lia’s legs, only being able to start moving his mouth to allow himself to breathe.

Soon enough, he was only able to hear her getting wetter as he worked on her, along with Lia’s mewls as his tongue moved up and down her labia and her clit, while tendrils worked on her ass and the redhead continued his attack on her mouth and breasts.

It wasn’t long before all sensations started to become overwhelming to her, pleasure coming from all directions, leaving her dizzy as the coil on her belly tightened with every movement and caress over her body.

The multiple, thin tendrils were replaced for a thicker one, slowly penetrating her and stretching her further. The feeling, along with the tongue on her cunt and the vibrations caused by Jotaro’s grunts, soon were enough to make the coil on her belly snap, one of Lia’s hands gripping her friend’s hair as the other clung to Noriaki’s thigh, letting out a loud moan as her thighs tried to snap shut.

The tendrils let go of Jotaro, allowing him to pull back as he tried to compose himself, watching as Noriaki pulled the girl into an embrace, whispering into the crown of her head as she caught her breath.

The redhead gave Jotaro a quick glance, a faint smirk appearing on his lips as he watched the man stand up, before he whispered something in his girlfriend's ear.

The girl looked up at him with a questioning gaze, shakily standing up after he nodded.

In some sort of post orgasm clarity, Lia found herself blushing as she stood bare in front of her friend. Hesitantly, her hands reached to him, resting on Jotaro’s forearms as she shyly looked up at him.

“Take these off, won’t you?” she tugged lightly on his sleeves, but her words made it clear that she meant more than just his shirt.

By the corner of his eye, he saw Kakyoin starting to shrug off his clothes, leaving only his underwear.

Not knowing what else to do, he mimicked his friend’s actions.

Once he stood in only his underwearーand hatーshe guided him to the bed, softly pushing him, so he laid down on his back, before climbing on top of him, straddling his lap as her hands started to rub his crotch.

After a few moments, she yanked down his underwear, freeing his length.

Jotaro’s hands moved to her hips, guiding her to hover over his dick, the head rubbing her entrance. Yet, before he could start pulling her down, she slapped his hands, making him let go as she moved away slightly.

Kujo glared at her as he watched the redhead hand her a small, shiny package, the girl chuckling as she opened it.

“It’s called protection, big guy…” slowly, she slipped down the preservative, stroking him a few times “for more than just one thing”

He scoffed, placing his hands back on her hips as he pulled her forward.

“I don’t stick my dick on a hole at the first chance I get”

“Oh, really?” She reached forward, taking advantage of his hands being busy to take off his hat, throwing it away, revealing his flustered face, “And what exactly are you doing right now?”

His glare deepened, making her chuckle before she started to sink down, hissing at the unfamiliar stretch. It took a few minutes before she went all the way down, having to stop to catch her breath as she did so.

Lia pressed her hands against his chest, shakily keeping herself up, Jotaro’s thumbs rubbing circles on her hips as he tried to focus on anything but how thigh and warm she felt around him.

It wasn’t until she leaned forward that he noticed Noriaki behind her, grabbing her hip with one hand as he lined up his dick, slowly pushing in. As soon as he bottomed out, he rubbed Lia's back, trying to help her relax and adjust to the sensation.

Once she had fully adjusted, she slowly started to move her hips, cursing under her breath as she did so.

At first, she was the one fully controlling the pace, both men grunting as she moved her hip back and forth, slowly increasing the pace.

As time passed and her movements continued, both men started to buck their hips along her motions, hurrying her to move faster.

It wasn’t until her legs started to shake from the effort that they took full control, knocking the air out of her lungs as both moved at a hard rhythm.

Soon, a mix of grunts, whimpers, and moans filled the room, along with the dull slapping of skin against skin and the trio worked with synchronized motions, each of them seeking to reach their high.

Already being on the point where he could read Lia like a book, Noriaki quickly noticed how close she was from cumming. Using this to his advantage, one of his hands let go of her, sneaking around her body, starting to rub circles on her clit, causing her to choke a cry as her walls clenched around the dick inside her.

The feeling of her walls clamping around him made Jotaro grit his teeth, cursing under his breath as he felt the pressure in his abdomen building up fast.

With one last hard rub, the coil inside Lia’s belly snapped as she let out a loud moan, her nails digging on the tall man’s chest. The mix of her grip and the pain on his chest made him follow suit, letting out a guttural groan as he bucked into her harshly a few more times before stilling.

Suddenly, Lia felt herself being pushed forward slightly, just enough for both men to slip out.

She heard the noise of something being removed behind her, yet, before she could ask anything, she felt the redhead suddenly pushing his dick inside in a swift movement, not giving her time to adjust as he started to buck into her harshly.

“W-wait!” She choked out, feeling a tendril wrap around her neck as he pulled her up by her forearms.

Still not fully recovered from her orgasm, she felt overwhelmed with the pressure in her neck and Noriaki’s hard pace, quickly feeling another orgasm building up, being able to not do anything but try to grab anything to stabilize herself.

Soon, his bucking turned erratic, letting go of her for a second before wrapping his arms around her body, clinging to her as more tendrils sneaked up her body, rubbing and caressing her body, adding to the mix of sensations overtaking her senses.

After a few rubs and thrusts, she felt herself cum again, shaking at the over stimulation, before feeling Noriaki whimper against her neck, stilling as he came, filling her up.

Lia whimpered as he pulled out, watching as he moved to lay down beside Jotaro, catching his breath.

With fatigue washing over her, she couldn’t help but lay down in between them, feeling the redhead instantly pulling her towards him, with her back against his chest.

And so, as Noriaki nuzzled on her neck, she fell asleep along with the other men.

•••

Light creeped through the half closed blinds, slowly raising Lia up, along with a headache slowly building up.

She debated with herself whether to allow herself to go back to sleep or wake up and take some painkillers, along with making some coffee for both her and Noriaki.

God, just how much had she drunk last night?

She tried to recall the events of the night prior, yet, her senses started to wake up as well as she did so, suddenly becoming aware of her surroundings and how tired she was.

She felt Noriaki snuggling closer to her body, his arms wrapped around her body and trying to pull her impossibly closer.

Smiling, she felt herself falling back asleep in his embrace, letting herself relax… until she noticed what felt like an extra hand, resting on her hip.

Groggily, she started to open her eyes, letting them slowly adjust to the sunlight.

As soon as her gaze focused, her eyes went wide at the sight in front of her.

Jotaro was lying beside her, on the opposite side of the bed, his naked body partially hidden under the covers.

Alarmed, Lia let out a yelp, unconsciously kicking in the raven haired man’s direction, surprisingly pushing him off the bed, making him land on the floor with a loud thud.

Her action woke up both men, making Jotaro sit up abruptly as the redhead let go of her, rubbing his eyes as to fully wake himself up.

“What the fuck, woman?!”

“That’s exactly what I’m asking!” she clung to the covers, trying to hide herself from his gaze as she noticed she, too, was naked under there “What the fuck are you doing here?!”

He moved to fully stand up, making Lia blush intensely as she looked away, avoiding looking at him.

Looking away made her gaze cross with her boyfriend’s figure, who was sitting in complete silence with his gaze lost, probably remembering the events from the night.

Frowning, he opened his mouth, no words coming out. Sighing, he swung his legs to the side of the bed, moving to stand up.

“We should get cleaned up” Once he stood up, he turned to look at Lia with a bittersweet smile, moving to pick up their clothing.

“I…” she looked at her friend by the corner of her eye, feeling her face flush darker before whispering “I can’t”

Jotaro scoffed at this, starting to pick up his clothes.

“As if I hadn’t seen everything already”

“That is NOT what I meant!!” gritting her teeth, she threw a pillow at him, the taller man catching it without trouble.

She looked back at Noriaki, who raised a brow in confusion, before realizing the meaning of her words and moving to help her get up, guiding her to the bathroom while keeping her body out of sight as much as he could.

〜〜〜

Sitting in one of the kitchen chairs, Lia held an almost full mug of fresh coffee, having only taken a sip to down some painkillers, the burning sensation on her tongue barely comparable to the fatigue on the rest of her body.

She was more than thankful that Noriaki gave her some alone time to clean herself, more now as memories of the night prior resurfaced on her mind, making her feel ashamed of her actions.

She hid her face in her hands, groaning. Hearing footsteps coming inside the kitchen, she raised her gaze slightly, feeling herself blush in shame as she watched Jotaro lazily grabbing a mug, getting some coffee.

Feeling her gaze over him, he turned to look at her as he took a sip, raising a brow as she panicked and looked away.

“Stop acting like an idiot, I won't do anything”

“I don't know that” She glared at him, fidgeting with her mug “Thanks to you, I'm feeling like shit”

He scoffed, downing his coffee, looking around for something as he put the mug in the sink.

“Not my fault, I just wanted you to shut up” he walked past her, stopping at the entrance of the kitchen, an almost invisible smirk on his face “Got the opposite result, but at least you stopped talking shit”

As her face flushed darkly at his words, she did everything she could to hold herself back from throwing her mug at him.

“YOU FUCKING-”

“— If you're looking for your hat, it's in the bedroom”

Noriaki interrupted her, walking into the kitchen with a raised brow.

Grunting in acknowledgement, Jotaro left, leaving the redhead and Lia alone.

Taking a sip from her coffee, hid herself behind her mug, suddenly feeling way too awkward in her boyfriend's presence.

Once his friend was out of sight, Noriaki put a hand on her shoulder, making Lia flinch a little, her action causing him to frown.

Yet, before he could say anything, she whispered.

“I'm sorry” She kept avoiding his gaze, “I-I don't know why I acted like that last night, I'm-”

“Hey, all that wasn't your fault… nor anyone's” He put a hand on her cheek, gently making her look at him, smiling softly at her “It was just… a one time accident, nothing else”

She looked in his eyes, trying to look for something that showed if he was angry with her.

Finding nothing, she couldn't help but reciprocate his smile, leaning her face into his hand as she let out a sigh.

After a few minutes of silence, he spoke again.

“By the way, how are you feeling?”

She cringed at his words, blushing once again.

“Huh… like a lot of parts in my body are in a competition to see what annoys me the most”

He chuckled, his hand moving to caress her hair as he placed a kiss on her forehead.

“Well… Let's just hope Jotaro-kun learns to be kinder. Otherwise, I fear for whoever he ends dating”

“Just Jotaro?” She raised an incredulous brow at him, scoffing as he looked at her, confused, “I usually don't mind, but you weren't exactly the nicest last night”

“Well… what can I say?” Noriaki blushed slightly, chuckling sheepishly, “I just didn't want to hear you say the wrong name”

“NORIAKI”

He laughed out loud as she pushed away, hiding her face in her hands with a groan.

“Come on, time to leave”

“Leave? Where to?” She allowed him to grab her hand, standing up as her mug was placed in the sink by one of Hierophant's tendrils.

“We promised to accompany Jotaro-kun to the airport, and right now he looks like a depressed 40y/o”

“B-but…”

“We'll get breakfast on the way there… I honestly don't think any of us has the energy to make anything”

Lia whined in protest, yet she still followed him to the entrance, nervously ignoring Jotaro's presence.

As she clung onto Noriaki's arm, the trio left, trying to act natural but still with a weird awkwardness around them, yet still not wanting to mention anything, silently agreeing to forget about the whole incident.

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Hush men (autocorrect changed it to ben💀)

They were just walking thrue forest, epic romantic atmosphere and all

They were playing around and s/o run away from him (not like super away, like 10meters maybe) and she was like "ayo watch this-" she didnt finish cuz huge fucking magpie just flew into her head, s/o instantly fell face first on ground "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i mean honey are you alright" "ouch:( why u laughing" "i did not laugh" (he is gaslighting her, he in fact haha'ed)

Oneday he was vibing playing c.o.d ( he seems like guy Who would play cod) and hear little giggles from bedroom, "honey whats so funny" *s/o torturing cockroach* "I-🧍" "!!! I have been spotted!!*runs away giggling🚶‍♀️*

Brahms

When she was in garden taking care of plants he was watching from window(go touch some grasss!!!!) And when she tried to get up(she was crouching) Bird tried to fly above her head, well it didnt expect her to just get up so fast, so basicily she just hit Bird with her head. Brahms was just🤨😟

Bird fell on ground but it jusu screeched something that sounded like language of gods and fley away

Brahms is spooked of rats, so I assume he is spooked of bugs too

He will go :D yay no mor bug to realisation D: theres bug!!! Nuiii aaaa 1bug=more bug!! Aaaa

Bros panics more than me when I get new DM on discord

Pls kill it fast and get rid of it asap!!!

Stu Macher

Man will join tortures

Cold heart he has, exept for her, for her he is💖😊🥰😍

He wont touch cockroach but he will bully it mentaly (making fun of cockroach stu enjoys)

If she gets swooped by magpie he will record it and tell all his friends

BONUS ROUND Asa Emory (cuz I love Asa)

Man loves bugs so when he sees her tortuing one hes like😨 "ohno nonono you stop that!!" "See Asa?? Thats you if u wont to dishes >:)" "ohlourd *speedruns to kitchen*

He was probably taking her on romantic walk thrue park, they sat on bench, he gave her the neckless she wanted for weeks now! She put it above her head to put it on and some magpie just whooped her head and stole it (som birds love shiny)

Lucky the crimial was found and neckles was given back

No mor gifts in parks!!

#slasher x reader #slasher headcanons #stu matcher x reader #stu macher #ghostface x reader #asa emory x reader #asa emory #collector x reader #the collector x reader #the collector #hush headcanon #hush x reader #the man x reader #brahms headcanons #brahms heelsire x reader #brahms the boy #brahms heelsire #brahms x reader

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cozymochi · 1 year

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🌻 <3

@oddberryshortcake and I like to watch random crap in hopes of finding a surprise banger, OR just because. I was usin’ my parents Disney+ so why not (btw Strange World is pretty cool). For a while, we watched Sofia the First because “ayo if i was little i know kid me would’ve been into that shit” and we were right. Banger songs, Cedric is a great scrunkly with a ton of Ls. Gr8.

But thAT’S NOT THE TOPIC. IM GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ELENA OF AVALOR. THE PEAK FICTION SISTER SERIES that hasn’t left my fuckin mind since we watched it alongside our Sofia run. Elena is what you get after you graduate from Sofia. We finished it weeks ago yet we still go back and rewatch eps.

HELLO MY QUEeN. I have been actively holding back talking about it (THAT and i haven’t had the time in the first place). And the weird thing is, people are aware of Elena’s existence — but have also never actually watched her series? Or at least I never see anyone mention anything beyond surface level. WHICH IS NOT FAIR that shit bangs I gotta tell somebody!! So why not tell my platform of people who would not look at this!! 💀 but this is MY nasty blog on YOUR dash

So!! Here’s an informal 10 paragraph long (mostly spoiler-free) premise synopsis copy and pasted from when I bombarded someone on discord about it [I SAY MOSTLY BECAUSE ONE CHARACTER IS A WALKING SPOILER I cant avoid this, thank god it’s one of the first things learned]

… But I gotta begin with Sofia the First 🤡— I PROMISE IT’S RELEVANT. Gotta talk HER premise first-

Sofia is some regular villager whose mom marries the King of her country Enchancia. She was a girl in the village doin’ alright, but then became a princess overnight. Her new stepfather gives her the Amulet of Avalor, an artifact that was passed down for decades in his family. THE TWIST? It sEcRetly has magic!! (Note: Sofia is the only person who knows it’s magical.) The magic gives her the power to talk to animals, and basically whatever the plot dictates. But the amulet is also cursed.

After a series of unimportant events irrelevant to Elena, and one single important one— Sofia finds a magic book that has a wizard called Alacazar in it, and he tells her that a princess has been trapped inside her Amulet for 41 years, and essentially has been trying to escape. Sofia is apparently the only person who can help her. This leads her and her family to going to Avalor and figure this shit out.

And she does.

This is where Sofia’s relevance more or less ends until further notice.

….

[41 YEARS AGO]

Once upon a time there was a kingdom named Avalor, and there was a princess named Elena. She lived with her parents the king and queen, little sister Isabel, Abuela, Abuelo and her cousin Esteban.

On her 15th birthday, her mom the Queen gave her the Amulet of Avalor as a gift.

Then a nondescript amount of time later, an evil sorceress named Shuriki invaded Avalor and murders her parents in front of her, and starts taking over. Elena tried to personally stop her, only for Shuruki to try killing her too. Shuriki’s assassination attempt fails because Elena’s magic amulet protected her by pulling her inside of it. Elena is fully sentient in her stupor.

After witnessing that happen, the then Royal wizard Alacazar takes action and seals her grandparents and Isabel a magic painting to keep them alive.

The royal family is officially deposed and Shuriki is becomes dictator of Avalor for the next 41 years. Meanwhile the only surviving family member, Esteban, works in servitude for her. (IMPORTANT GUY. REMEMBER HIM)

Meanwhile, Alacazar travels the world with the Amulet of Avalar to find someone who can free Elena (because the amulets power to too strong and godlike). He eventually gets too old to go on, and seals himself away in a magic book to keep himself alive, while the Amulet itself somehow ends up exactly where it needs to. (The specifics of how it ended up with Sofia’s stepfather’s family are unclear, but it becomes an heirloom of sorts)

And we circle back to Sofia, who finds out the Amulet has Elena in it thanks to Alacazar’s spirit telling her in the first place after she finds his book.

[INHALE]

Sofia goes to Avalor, blah blah, she frees Elena, they depose of the dictator, free her family, and alls well that ends well.

Elena lets Sofia keep the amulet because she’s seen enough of that fucking thing.

The end

OR IS IT??? All of this (sans Sofia) is recapped in the first episode of Elena. The actual pilot episode that goes into all that junk is in Season 3 of Sofia the First as a 3-episode long special. YA DON’T REALLY NEED context on Sofia to see that, BUT!! It’s nice anyway. (Tho episode 0, imo, absolutely should be seen first for prime context. Also the beta-designs and mild jank will be less jarring)

One last teeny tiny thing. Too important but it’s part of the premise literally dropped in the pilot.

Esteban is the reason why Shuriki invaded Avalor in the first place. And he is indirectly responsible for the deaths of his aunt and uncle.

When he learns that Elena and the rest of the family are alive and Shuriki gets defeated, however, he does not bring this up. Claiming he had no choice but to serve her in order to survive. This is knowledge the audience is given while the family remains unaware.

As a result of being the only one not magically sealed away in that 41 year long reign, Esteban is the only person who aged at all. Everyone else is the exact same age they were when they were first put in stasis. This is relevant.

This is a show for 6 year olds.

Okay that’s unfair, it’s for anyone.

I left out a lot of smaller details (that are very relevant), like the spirit guide fox thing, Alacazar’s grandson Mateo being someone to help Sofia— junk like that. But for broad strokes THIS is the important stuff.

THERE’S A LOT IM OBSESSED WITH- the character animation is genuinely really good. Like, hello?? And it actually gets better as it goes on. They got all kinds of stuff to look at in the background. The designs? Peak. Gabe means the world to me. Songs? Bangers. THE OVERARCHING NARRATIVE?? They actually GOT 3 seasons to build and finish so I— 🤧🤧. There’s a body count in this show. Elena kills somebody, this is not a joke. I love Elena, I love her friends, I love her family, fuck. I love the worldbuilding I LOVE anything that utilizes mesoamerica in it’s lore, fuck.

I think about it more than I should.

And this bitch.

THIS BITCH—- I could go on about this bitch all day. Genuinely went from despising him at first to shooting up to my favorite by the end of the series, I’m going to combust, I should have liveblogged my first viewing. That’s my one regret. It probably would have been very funny

When you graduate from Cedric to Esteban.

AnYway this REALLY GOT OFF TRACK. The entire show is serialized from start to finish so barreling through it was both good idea and a bad one— bad, because I miss it. …So if you have 20 minutes to kill feel free to… peep the first episode. (Note this ain’t the Sofia special backdoor pilot, but it rams through what it needs to) ….if u wanna … 👉👈

youtube

and If YOU HAVE MORE TIME TO kill on your parents subscription then both the actual pilot (via Sofia) and the whole series are on disney+ … or im sure one can find other ways 🏴‍☠️…

THAT THEME SONG BUSSIN BUSSIN ON GOD.

Anyway that’s not nearly all I have to say about it there’s so much but at this point i’m just being really weird!!!! 🤡🤡🤡

#cozy ask #i convinced no one i just really wanted to talk about it #I’m not kidding when i say i’ve been holding back #and even this is an abridged version #hOW DO I GET ANYONE to see what i see #TUMBLR BLAZE? BLAZE? LIKE ELENA’S CLASSIC MAGIC POWER???!!

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theseagullking · 1 year

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Ayo funny pinned post with more info about myself less goooooo

Also there's commission information at the end that you should look at

--[Basic Info]--

Seagull | 20 | They/Them | Biromantic Asexual | Aries

I have no clue what I'm doing here, so I apologize if something weird or wacky

I don't know a good way to put info so this'll probably change a lot

--[Main things I do]--

Draw my ocs!

Draw fanart sometimes!

Stream!

Edit videos!

Scream!

--[My Art]--

Most of my art is in some way related to my ocs. I don't have an official comic or anything like that, just drawings and short comic here and there. Also the story my characters exist in doesn't really have a name, but my twitch chat have titles it the TSKCU (The Seagull King Cinematic Universe.) Comic would make more sense, but they really wanted it to be cinematic.

Also, all my ocs have a hashtag here so if you wanna look at a specific guy you can. All of them are basically the same format

seagullsocs (insert character name)

Dnd characters are in the format

seagullsdnd (insert character name)

--[Media I Like]--

Music:

AJJ

Lemon Demon

NateWantsToBattle

Tally Hall

Nickelback (no that's not a joke. I am sorry)

Rare Americans

Jack Stauber

And there's a lot more, but there's the main folks I stick with

Games:

Minecraft

Night in the Woods

Hollow Knight

Fire Watch

Omori

Legend of Zelda

Splatoon

Overwatch

Movies/Shows/Anime:

Batman Dark Knight Triology

Agents of Shield

Darker than Black

Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood

Soul Eater

Trigun

Blue Exorcist

--[Other Things I Like That I Didn't Know Where To Put]--

Space (stars, planets, etc. It's so cool)

Shirmp

Seagulls

Deer

Stingrays

Uncooked Ramen

Dnd

Basically anything glowy

Plants

Snowboarding

About anything I can squish in my grubby claws

--[Art Hardware and Software]--

Programs:

Fire Alpaca (art)

Krita (Animation)

DaVinci Resolve (Editing)

Tablet:

Huion Pro 13

--[Links To Other Places]--

ArtFight

Carrd

DeviantArt

Discord Server

Fandom Wiki

Fiverr

Instagram

My Anime List

Pronouns Page

Red Bubble

Refsheet

Spotify

TikTok

Twitch

Twitter

Webtoon

Which oc are you quiz

YouTube

--[Commission Info]--

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crystallineirises · 3 months

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Emmy 2024 Liveblog

We high, we got snacks, we filled out a physical ballot lets see if i can figure out my mom's tv

heyyyyy a brother for MLK day

I do think about how he marched for me, a black girl, to say "step on me" about white women on the internet *black power fist*

I'm bored already lol

I turned the volume down lower so i can eat my little nosh

Why does the Fox camera never look as good as the other cameras, this has got an American Idol glow on it

I was like "is that Pete Davidson"

MOM

FOLLOWED BY SARAH

CHRISTINA why have not finished Dead To Me oh yeah cause I don't want it to end

ROUND OF APPLAUSE AND TEARS

TWO HITS DISABILITY AND OZEMPIC GO AWF

OH J - no it's not it's comedy

I'm rooting for everybody black actually I'm rooting for everyone this is stacked

AYO GET YR ASS UP HERE

Oooh Padma is looking fine

The energy of this is already better than the whole GG

CAAAAROOOOLLLL

They should just stay standing up

She looks so GOOD and that joke hit PERFECTLY women are better at everything

I don't really know which way this is gonna go

I still need to watch Poker Face I keep forgetting

QUINTAAAAA she looks so sweet

Damn Sarah got that ICE round her neck alright rap star girlfriend

SHERYL LOOKING REGAL

Didn't prepare nothing I love it

I really don't need to annotate the physical ballot and live blog but WHO CARES this is for me

Can these commercials stop the Discord said this is J's category and I know its not gonna be her but what if it *was*

I'm that meme of "Bruh thinks he's on the team" I've been nervous all DAY

Sam Seaborn what's up why are you hosting weird shit

*adds Sopranos to watch list*

Oh they have props money

OMG it's the mom from Rizzoli and Isles!!! OMG HEY

Hoooooo here we go

THESE GAYS

Eighty damn people in this category

GASP if you're gonna lose lose to Jennifer love this for us *CAW*

ALL THE EVIL GAYS

Your arm still broken damn

Someone give us the bleeped version plz but also he nailed that stare

Alan with his rocks and insects speech tho

SARAHHHH LOL TOMGREGS WINNING

DAMN that theme song sounds banging on this soundbar I really should learn how to use this tv

How is Curb still on the air? Not that it's bad, it just seems like it's been a very long time lol

Someone on Discord just said they wondered if they're gonna do a Friends thing for Matthew OH MY HEART in memoriam is gonna be roughhh

I'm not high enough lol

AYEEE EBON

Also that leather jacket is sickkk

I like the lack of commentary as they walk up, can we keep this shit classy

FIRST AD let's shout out the tech TEAMS

BLACKPEOPLEEE

I didn't realize Jeremy was also a small man lol I kinda would have loved for OMITB to win something but it's cool

sweet baby full of LOVE

AMY AND TINA

Smoke break

A pyramid lol

That woman behind him in the navy dress looked hot oh it's in a suburbs kinda way that's a great fucking dress though

OH she's not here? SHE ALWAYS HERE that's how black moms work

BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GRILL

Hannah's face and Kieran's face

BLACK DONT CRACK AND ITS NEVER TOO LATE

This is the blackest show i've ever seen without that many black people nominated

So many babes in this category

MORE BLACK WOMEN BLACK QUEER WOMEN

THIS SPEECH IS GOING OFFFFFFF

AND HER MOM I need to have all the black moms in the audience in a glamour shot together

oh and NOW we are high let's get into it YUH *rock on emoji*

WHERE EVERYBODY KNOW YR NAME

NORM

I love The Bear but I do like when things get spread out a bit? There's so many shows out there

*survivor yell*

YAY FOR THE GAYS AND GWORLS AND KWEENS AND THEYZ

Arsenio looks GOOD

Who is this beautiful woman

ALWAYS SUNNY THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF MY HEART and they look AMAZING

JUNO YOU LOOK SO HOT that hair swoop is STRONG

LOL can we get a full transcript of all bleeped things

shouts to all the negative bank account hoes out here

GREYZ BEBEZ where's Kate Walsh

BARZ

OH GOD GILLIAN i am about to lose it

Just kidding they just threw us off with x files theme that's fucked up

MAD MEN THEME ANOTHER BANGER

NOT THE HUG

*twerk team* also Sarah Snook

omg the boy from 30 rock his face is me

this speech was boring but that shot of J was great

Beef is so good so far but I'm only two episodes in

Not enough people have been chased off the stage honestly

Amy and Tina you look GREAT

ELTON JOHN EGOT GAYS IS WINNING

Ryan is chaotic evil lol but he sure has given us some shit to watch

Secondary Beef sweeeep

That's the thing, you get one good role and then you win all three awards it can get a little boring

you're gonna make it after aaaaaaallllllll

and a HAPPY MLK DAY TO US ALL

Jessica nominated for something in every awards show and every time she's just sitting around being pretty and chill

JOAN AND TARAJI DREAM BLUNT ROTATION

invited everyone you kneewwwooooooowww you would SEE the biggest gift would be from ME and the caaaardd attached would SAY thank U for being a friiiiieeeeeennnddddddEEEEENNDDDDD *dah*

How is there another 50 minutes of this I'm pretty much over it

Also this new show with Diane Lane *gay panic*

not a compilation video of TV lol

WAG THEME

*we ARE welcome*

GOD look at her why am I always in the room with my mother when she's on stage lol

Yay gay people winning again

YES THEY DID BABY TRENT DID HIS THANG

Looking at her titties looking at her nails looking at her ass looking at her dress i am so femme and so gay and also so femme

I love that *this* is why they had the WAG theme that didn't register at first lol

Is RuPaul singing this song in the background wait maybe thats Titus or Billie who IS that lol which black gay is that

What up Sarah Kate that's a very gay outfit lol

Okay we have another 40 minutes though so like...unless we're gonna have Sarah speak for like seventeen minutes

They also keep panning to Jessica Chastain because she just looks beautiful at all times at all angles in all and it doesn't make any sense

LOL they found Bella like quick where's an enby quick, lol panning to Jenna holding a girl's hand

OMG Babette from GG love her guitar jacket that's camp

"Why is this always so fuckin SAD" - crystallineirses on in memoriam segments

LESLIE

PAUL

IRENE

I am gonna CRY how dare they

not the collage like it's top model

I came back to some random dance sequence lol what up Calista

oh LORD it's Kieran's time *MANIFEST*

MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN

SO MUCH KISSING BRIAN WHAT

SHIRTS OFF SHIT

MO GAYS

THE DEEP SIGH

MANIFEST

TEAM SHIV

SHIV BABIES WE DID IT

THIS IS OUR TIME

EMMY WINNERS SARAH AND KIERAN

"MLK allowed me to celebrate a bunch of white people depicting even worse white people" - crystallineirses on the Succession wins

MEN KISSING ON TV

FX IS TIGHT

GO J GO

get your way to him lol

Why are they off screen lol

Not me just watching J and Kieran shuffling around

DAMN Hannah

it's been real yall

Just more hugs for all the boys

MLK IN THE CREDITS

#emmys 2024

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nonamem9 · 8 months

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woke up from a dream where miichama's community made a private group and theyre all in a voice call yeah,

for a while its just mii, me, jaron. (somehow me and jaron got the crown when mii is the one who creared it)

chiri eris and kazuo is here now

when kazuo said in the chat "remember its all fair in lolicons, [i forgot what he typed here, did he say ugly bastards?]s, and gangbang" everybody reacted somewhere like "woah dont asay that" and then kicked me instead of kaz, i said "BRRUUHH no way you said that shit" or "ayo kaz what the fuck?!" as i got kicked with a fair amount of delay.

something like that happened at least one more time

was also trying to watch a sidemen video called "VILLAINS TRY TO BABYSIT A CHILD", KSI is the villain in question lmao.

There's at least a moment where me and chiri both verbally say NOWAYING NOWAYING NOWAYING in the call like a bunch of idiots lmao

at the end a lotta people just use the discord voice chat, somehow my discord audio died, komai rui is somehow here even though he and mii dont know each other IRL and theres not that much audience overlap between the two

woke up at 7:09 am

#dreams

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aasimarz · 3 years

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I watched like 10 seconds of Kaguya-Sama and I can tell this is going to be the strangest slice of life I’m ever gonna watch and I binged wonder egg priority /lh

#luna speaks #My beloved is gonna kill me I think they wanted me to watch it for the first time with them. Oh well *continues to watch it*#I’m just watching it for Chika because she’s so cute <3 #I’ve watched like 1 or 2 episodes before but I didn’t know what the fuck was going on because my beloved and bestie were streaming it #on discord. I was like AYO WHAT YOU WATCHING? -joins stream and watches it with them not knowing wtf is going on-#I still remember saying hey why won’t they tell each other they like each other?#THEY HAD TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME #-rubs hands together like a fucking fly- let’s get into this bois

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tarosin · 3 years

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The great adventures of y/n tommy tubbo and ranboo - the best mcc team

this is an extra to the great adventures series

the moment you found out ranboo got into mcc you instantly ran into the room you were sharing pulling him into a hug you were honestly so proud of him and he was going to be with tubbo

“BOO I'M SO PROUD OF YOU YOU'RE GOING TO DO AMAZING”

unfortunately, you weren’t going to be in mcc this month but that didn’t stop you from being over the moon for your friend. when it was finally time for mcc you wished your friend good luck and apologised for not being able to watch his pov as you weren’t about to break the tradition of watching Tommy after all he was your first and biggest supporter. 3 hours later the event ended and everyone who was watching ranboos pov heard you faintly screaming at Tommy over discord whilst tubbo sat laughing and ranboo was concerned, he heard from Tommy that you would often yell at him however he didn’t believe that he was being honest

“FUCK YOU TOMMY STOP LAUGHING YOU HIT ME IN TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE ON PURPOSE THEN LAUGHED ABOUT ME NOT BEING IN…..fine when I get in I’m requesting to be on Scott's team…I’m still mad at you but you did great I'm so proud of you congrats Tommy I’ll see you soon goodbye”

at the start of the next month, you received a message from Scott

Scott: so I have a few things to tell you 1 - how would you feel about becoming head twitch mod it’s only fair you’ve been my mod for a while and 2 - welcome to mcc make sure to fill in the form asap!

y/n: 1 - of course I’d love to be head twitch mod and 2 - heh??

not long later you received a form at the same time as your friends, you decided not to tell anyone and somehow you managed to keep it a secret, Scott agreed to lie to the others about whos team they’re on as he knew how excited everyone was going to be. today was the day your big secret would be released, you Tommy tubbo and ranboo were sat outside when the notification went out announcing the team honestly you’ll never forget the look on their faces when they realised

MCChampionship_ tweeted: 👑announcing team green guardians 👑

@tommyinnit @tubbolive @ranboosaysstuff @y/n

Watch them in MCC on Saturday, August 28th at 8 pm BST!

“Y/N WHAT THE FUCK”

“congrats y/n”

ranboo didn’t say anything he just tackled you into a hug like you did last month when you found he was in mcc. Tommy and tubbo were still processing what they just read

“Scott fucking lied to me”

“aye I told him to”

“what the fuck”

from then the four of you would constantly stream with each other on the mcc training server, you were a strong team when you weren’t yelling at each other.

time flew by soon enough it was the 28th of August. Tommy genuinely couldn’t believe it his best friend was in mcc and on a team with him and he genuinely believed you all had a decent chance in winning as you were a strong team. Tommy invited you over to stream mcc he claimed it was because there would be three people trying to stream in the same room, in reality, it was because he wanted to see your reaction and be there for your first mcc.

Tommy let you stream from his room he had spent the previous night getting advice from tubbo on how he managed to set up so he could stream with ranboo in the same room.

“you ready y/n”

“of course I’ve been watching and learning from the best”

you and Tommy set up and joined the discord call and the mcc server, it was finally time. similarly to ranboo this was something you had wanted to do since Tommy told you all about it on your way home from school one day. 30 minutes later it was time for the games to begin and this is where the chaos began.

“you know what I hope it’s build mart”

“what the fuck y/n”

“fuck you I’m good at build mart- oh you’re joking it’s fucking parkour tag”

this is when you realised that two screaming teenagers in the same room both trying to stream the event wasn’t the best idea, you and Tommy would constantly scream at poor ranboo who was just trying to hunt the other team

“RANBOO CATCH THEM”

“really y/n?! I thought I’d let them win this round”

unsurprisingly your team was doing great you had won 7/8 rounds but there was still one more round, determined to be the one to get dream you decided to be the hunter

“y/n don’t worry if you can’t get them we’re doing well”

“Y/N IGNORE RANBOO ME AND TOMMY DON'T WANT TO LOSE”

“not putting pressure on me at all thank you boys”

being close friends with technoblade gave you an advantage you didn’t expect due to the fact he helped to “train” you for your first mcc which ended up being the reason you were able to catch them all and then helped the others avoid being caught

“tubbo he's to your left TUBBO I SAID HES TO YOUR LEFT WHY ARE YOU GOING LEFT TOMMY RUN RUN RUN RUN ranboo you’re doing great”

“NO WAY”

you had just successfully won the round against dream sapnap George and quackity and you would never let dream live this down

“do you guys think dream will let me be in one of his manhunts now”

“no”

“fuck you tubbo you’re just mad you couldn’t catch all the runners in yellow yaks. you couldn’t catch jack manifold”

so far everything was going well you were currently in 4th place and your team had high hopes. you all felt the need to confirm to your chats that you’re all not actually mad at each other and not to worry about everything.

the next game was survival games ranboo wasn’t ready for this due to the last mcc where he died pretty early on, it started well you all stuck together as a team until the game was nearly over and you got distracted by a chest and ran away from the others whilst they were fighting another team this ended up being a happy accident in disguise you got the notification that Tommy tubbo and ranboo were killed fighting another team

“oh fuck”

“WE COULD HAVE WON WAIT Y/N DID YOU DIE”

“no”

tubbo could practically hear your smile as you explained to them that you ran off and was currently under a tree watching the others fight, you used the fact they died in the game to your advantage they would tell you if anyone was coming to attack you whilst you ran around collecting loot avoiding the others shooting arrows

“AYO STOP FUCKING SHOOTING ME ITS MY FIRST MCC LET ME WIN”

“Y/N HAVE YOU GOT LAVA”

“I DO AAAAAA PISS OFF LET ME WIN”

“USE THE LAVA YOU CAN EASILY TAKE OUT HALF OF THE REMAINING PLAYERS”

to everyone’s surprise, it worked due to the border being smaller so there was less room to run soon it was you vs punz at this point you were determined to win

“GO Y/N GO GO GO HIT HIM YOU CAN DO IT”

“you’re doing so well y/n”

some may call it beginners luck but you ended up winning the fight against punz

“LETS FUCKING GO Y/N”

“I DID IT OH MY GOD”

the next game was hole in the wall and long story short you sucked, ranboo on the other hand did not. it didn’t take long for you to fall every single round. this helped the others though as you were able to yell which side the wall was coming from

“fuck this stupid game the wall hates me”

“y/n you're supposed to jump through the gaps“

“you know what no I’m going to get on a sapnap alt stream by glitching through”

this didn’t work you died again

“well fuck there I go I guess you’ve got this though guys Tommy you’re doing decent”

“I'm doing great thank you- oh I died FUCK YOU FOR DISTRACTING ME”

“blah blah blah GO TUBBO AND RANBOO”

you couldn’t believe it ranboo was one of the final people remaining, unfortunately, ranboo jumped too late resulting in him falling but nonetheless you were proud of him

“unlucky boo you all did great”

the next game was battle box the four of you had been practising this a lot so there was a lot of pressure to do well especially since you were now in the top 3 on the leaderboard, the strategies you made from practicing paid off you managed to win the majority of the rounds, however, there was a lot of screaming and arguing during the last round

“RANBOO STOP STEALING MY KILLS OR I'M GOING TO START HITTING YOU WITH A SWORD”

“he’s been stealing mine too y/n”

tubbo was honestly playing well during this game and you were amazed

unfortunately, the arguing resulted in you losing the round as you were all focusing on arguing which meant you missed the other team rushing to wool

“unlucky boys”

“7 wins out of 9 rounds honestly isn’t that bad we should still be third we just need to stay strong with the rest of the games”

during the break before the last four games, the four of you sat making plans for the next few round

“I want to get to the other side last I think that will be our strength”

there was still a rather long break left so you did what anyone else would do run around the server and yell this was a huge mistake as it messed with the soundproofing resulting in tommys mic picking you up and vice versa

“so I guess we’re streaming like this now”

“FIX IT”

“well since you asked so nicely tubso…no”

tubbo ended up doing the same to the soundproofing in the room he was in with ranboo were in meaning all four of you were now having a scuffed stream as you ran out of time to fix it because before you knew it, it was time to play sky battle

“right we should go left”

“tubbo will get iron Tommy will make the bridge and y/n will do…something”

you did the same thing techno did in the pride mcc and hid occasionally breaking blocks from underneath people so they would fall the others were doing well the game was a mixture of you all encouraging each other and you all cursing each other out whilst ranboo ignored you all and spoke to his chat

“chat I know you can hear double everyone if I could fix it I would but tubbo y/n and Tommy are being too stubborn to fix everything and we don’t have time”

“Y/N WHERE ARE YOU”

“making people fall to their death can we talk about our feelings now because this is stressful as hell”

“NOT THE TIME”

you all did decently you weren’t amazing at this game but that was expected it was something you all weren’t the biggest fan of but somehow you were all still in third place and that was something you weren’t expecting especially for your first mcc

it was now time for sands of time you all needed to do well

“bruh I wanted build mart what the fuck is this”

“we’re not going to win this game boys”

and tubbo would be corrected that that statement, you ended up having a visual glitch making it difficult, Tommy would constantly get trapped in a dungeon like last time things weren’t loading for ranboo you had no idea what tubbo was doing and quite frankly you didn’t want to find out unless it was going to be good news and considering all you could hear was tubbo yelling anything that came to mind you could guess it wasn’t going well. you tried to rage quit a couple of times only to be yelled at by the others every time you disconnected from the server

“Y/N STOP LEAVING”

“I CAN'T SEE SHIT”

“you’re doing well y/n stay calm we’re going to be fine”

“OH I CAN'T PLAY THIS GAME I'M DYSLEXIC”

“CLEARLY WE'RE NOT FINE TUBBO IS STRUGGLING TOMMY IS LOCKED IN A DUNGEON AND I CAN'T SEE SHIT...HAVE YOU GOT THE LETTER N YET”

“no, they’re spawning one in for me”

“could them maybe I don’t know speed up the process”

yeah you ended up losing that game and got knocked down the 4th good news is it was only by a couple hundred points

next up was ace race

“do yous reckon Scott's tested this map”

“aren’t you his head twitch mod”

“you’re right I'll message him and find out”

luckily you all managed to do pretty well, Tommy was off to a great start you tubbo and ranboo weren’t far behind you all agreed to follow each other rather than the crowd which paid off as when everyone else went the wrong way rather than following you all managed to go the right way thanks to ranboo yelling he thinks that he knows where to go and thankfully he was correct which put Tommy first tubbo second ranboo third and you fourth, you all ended up lapping people on your final lap and honestly, none of you guessed this would happen but you weren’t exactly complaining. a few moments later you all crossed the finishing line and were the first team to finish giving you the bonus points you needed to push you to second place

“did you know since I first got into mcc I would put y/ns name down for who I wanted to play with”

“TOMMY OH MY GODDDD”

a few seconds later you showed up on Tommy's face cam as you ran over to him giving him a hug

“you’re doing great y/n we might get into dodgebolt”

“dude we’re winning this shit”

soon enough it was time for the last game (unless you got into dodgebolt) and luckily it was to get to the other side

“we've got this we have actually got this we’re going to get to dodgebolt”

you stuck with Tommy for almost every round mainly because speed bridging wasn’t for you. you were all doing great you were the first team to finish for multiple rounds however you were also the last team to finish for a few rounds

“boys I'm not sure if we’ll get through”

“We all had fun”

“if we get into dodgebolt we’re going to be against dream”

“WILL YOU ALL FUCKING FOCUS”

“no- OW TOMMY HIT ME WITH A PEN”

“IT WAS THE CLOSEST THING WOULD YOU RATHER I CHUCK MY COMPUTER MOUSE”

“will you two quit fighting we’re about to find out the final scores.”

3..2..1

“oh my god”

“what the fuck”

“ranboo and y/n are about to play dodgebolt”

“LETS GO WHAT THE FUCK”

you all did it you successfully kept 2nd place somehow now all you had to do was win dodgebolt against dream George sapnap and quackity. safe to say you and ranboo were nervous as fuck and rightfully so as you all lost the first game

“let’s be serious we need to focus now”

you all won the next round

“LETS FUCKING GO WE'VE GOT THIS”

it was now the third round Tommy and tubbo were now out it was you and ranboo against dream and sapnap

“bruh were fucked ranboo”

ranboo took aim and somehow hit sapnap whilst you took a moment to type a message in chat

y/n: it’s my first mcc how do you feel knowing you’re about to lose

it was now your turn to take aim and Tommy yelling in the background wasn’t helping you and the yelling made you shoot before you were ready luckily ranboo picked up an arrow and was able to hit dream, it was now 1 vs 2 if you won this round you would all be the champions and that’s exactly what happened you all quit yelling at each other hell you muted the discord call so you could focus all you could hear was Tommy next to you occasionally supporting you

“come on y/n final round. you’re about to win your first mcc I’m so proud of you”

“you’re doing amazing Tommy thank you for everything now let’s win this thing”

and just like that, it was over Tommy took the final shot and hit sapnap

you all unmuted the four of you yelling

“TOMMY TUBBO RANBOO I'M SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS”

“WE DID IT WE FUCKING DID IT”

“OH MY GOD”

“WELL DONE EVERYONE”

this time Tommy ran over to you pulling you into a hug he was genuinely so proud of you and the others

“you did it y/n you won your first mcc that’s amazing”

“I couldn’t have done it without you or the others I love you all”

after talking to the other teams and ending stream

you and Tommy stayed on call with tubbo and ranboo

“you two need to make your way back here”

“me and y/n could probably catch a train if we’re very quick”

you nodded and quickly grabbed everything you needed thankfully your good luck hadn’t come to an end yet as you and Tommy were able to catch one of the last trains, Tommy had an arm around you as he noticed you were getting tired after all you did just go through the stress of your first mcc to over 170k viewers you ended up falling asleep on his shoulder a few hours passed and you were at the last stop Tommy lightly tapped your shoulder

“hey y/n were here tubbo and ranboo are waiting for us over there…let’s go celebrate this win shall we”

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ayo bitches how’s it going :) im hero and im fucking sexy and swag and i write headcanons, matchups, alphabet hcs, drabbles, and i make moodboards. im a emo bitch who talks way to much about their music taste so if you like that stay awhile :) also if you ever want to rant or talk ill be online (i literally have no life) um yuh thats it i hope you like my shit PSA💾: there will be cursing on this page and i am a minor so i won’t write any nsfw content.

about the author📼

name: hero

pronouns: they/them/theirs

zodiac sign: scorpio

mbti and ennegram: istp and 5w4

likes: monster, skateboarding, rain, extra polar ice gum, discord

dislikes: overly scented perfumes, eggplants, geometry, pick me girls

thinking about: childe coming home

current animes i’m watching: blue excorsist, angels of death, ghost stories, death note (reading manga)

current song obsession: Jubilee Line by Wilbur Soot

kins: childe, xiao, sakusa, oikawa

anons :)

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links and shit💾

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fandoms i write for

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PJO/HoO/ToA characters as things me and/or my friends have said

a lot of these are discord messages bc we haven't seen each other in person in a while :( some of the ones at the end are from a notebook i had though where i would write down the funny shit we would say. came in handy lmao

Clarisse: i would've been a heavyweight for a cheerleader and thrown some hoes

Arrow of Dodona: Thou side bitches art foul for i despise thy hairstyle

Octavian: i love how i'm just automatically the misogynist

Percy: hey guys i can make my dick invisible

Jason: NO FUCKING WAY

Nico: ill fucking kill you. squash you like bug

Leo: piper wants a smoothie. a smoothie i shall make

Lester: hey besties pro tip: don't make brownies in the microwave

Annabeth: ayo ive got like. reverse appendicitis rn tell me some comforting shit 🔫🔫

Percy: you're sec c, don't die

Annabeth: ty

Percy: aw shitttt almond butter and jelly on da everything bagel

Leo: Vigarous gay sex

Jason: Vigorous is spelled with an O.

Piper: sexo gay vigoroso

Meg: don't worry

Lester: i will worry if i so please

Will: but i don't think you can kill monkeys

Nico: you can but they put up a pretty good fight

Will:

Nico: oh you mean like legally

Ethan: my power went out while i was sleeping

Luke: lmao loser

[the gang is arguing about some guy eating white chicken. like literally snow white. not boiled, WHITE]

Clarisse: well the whole point is that it's not raw and the man took a bite and it wasn't

Silena: he died later that week clarisse

Percy: foo fighters in algebra what will happen next

Octavian: dick an d balls

Reyna: No politics in chat plz!

Luke: submerges into the spin cycle

Luke: god

Ethan: is always watching

Luke: hope he didn't see me push that elderly woman down the stairs

Ethan: definitely did

Luke: shit

Grover: fuck school i just wanna play animal crossing 😡😡 enough of this "physical education" shit i am planting tulips 😡😡😡

Connor: i'm going to throw up into someone's mouth like a bird

Travis: as you should king

Harley: [holding out a decapitated rubber chicken filled with grape juice] would you like a drink from the chicken chalice?

[everyone's name was changed in a discord server]

Nico: why is my name spaghetti i just realized this

Hazel: we're all sketti here

Nico: ah

Nico: i thought it was so you knew who to kill when the italian genocide came around

Leo: penis

Piper: sometimes

Jason: i have chronic cool guy syndrome

Frank: is it contagious? i'm feeling a cough

Reyna: just heard octavian speak day ruined

Will: CISHET MAN ALERT 🤢🤢

Percy: bro what if we went to japan

Grover: AHAH I WAS EATING CHEESEBALLS WHATS THE CONTEXT??

Jason: how's octavian been doing? has he gotten worse?

Reyna: he's pretty much the same. considering driving a semi truck into his house.

Percy: yo did u do work?

Annabeth: no but thank u for asking

Luke: pillage an empire to assert dominance

Nico: Noose?

Will: Nooses are not very hot nico

Will: thor got that gay little bridge

Annabeth: i'm gonna put my alphabet soup in numerical order

Leo: pog to your mother

Will: [sends a drawing he made of jar jar binks with kylo ren's outfit + lightsaber that says "meesa finish what youssa started"]

Everyone:

Will: react

Will: react to jar jar

Luke: you ever just,,, eat someone on accident

Jason: yo gamma your fam still vibin?

Jason, 2 seconds later: that felt gay to type

Thalia: crimbo this year is gonna be litty titties

Thalia, 12 am on christmas day: merry shitscream my dudes

Nico, 10 years old: i have question

Nico: please

Nico: bro

Nico: q,ueshtun

Nico: kweshtin

Nico: i've just one

Nico: query

Nico: pleabse

Clarisse: you sound like gay cat in the hat

Kayla: BIG BOYS BIG STEPS

Meg: words are for CHUMPS

Luke: i'm laughing because i ran over a cat yesterday and i can't stop thinking about it

Nico: yo titties are gross

Frank: please don't spoil cinderella

Leo: she loses her slipper

Frank: does she ever get it back???!?

Piper: [surfer voice] fudgecakes, dude

Will: i watched star wars in the bathroom... probably tmi but i don't care

Coach Hedge: you're trash. i will run you over

Lester: please stop singing miss mary mack!

Meg: i hope you get dragged my miss mary mack.

Percy: [singing] i wanna be the mayonnaise to your bologna, wanna be the cheese to your macaroni

Octavian: i'm above everyone! except, um... triangles. they scare me

Luke: my mom asked me what i wanted for dinner and i said "chinese food" and she said "how about olive garden" i said "MAY i SAID CHINESE FOOD"

Nico: my mom died [default dance]

Connor: the thing is, i didn't ask.

Travis: damn bro that really hurt my feelings

Connor: i'm sorry bro i didn't mean to hurt your feelings

Travis: it's ok i lied

Connor: that's ok i did too

Reyna: [clone high JFK voice] bitches be like "i'm the shit" nah you ain't even the fart

Lavinia: me having a stroke after inhaling caffeine like it's a tuesday

Leo: damn girl, you shit with that ass?

Austin: i'm about to eat a rock. hungry like gertie

Nico: who is sports? i've never heard of them

Lester: i think it's a band

#long post bc my friends and i are cursed with being fucking hilarious #pjo shitpost #this post is severely lacking in hazel bianca and frank quotes i am so sorry #i'll make it up to you i promise

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I posted 11,817 times in 2021

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For every post I created, I reblogged 120.8 posts.

I added 296 tags in 2021

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Longest Tag: 124 characters

#it’s like being followed by celebrities of tumblr except it’s my specific undead fandom that we all collectively resurrected

My Top Posts in 2021

Hi. This blog does not support Yashahime. If you don’t like that, you may kindly exit.

31 notes • Posted 2021-01-17 07:39:11 GMT

Ayo lemme just drop my opinion on the matter before I stop thinking about it for my own mental health.

If you can tell me a legit way this ISNT child grooming or p*dophilia, I’ll stop. But until then, I need you to understand why this is wrong and so very very bad of them.

When Rin was introduced, age known or not, she was depicted as a child. One that looked and acted younger than 10. One that was seen as his daughter by MANY old fans.

If he saw this literal child, and even once thought of her to be the future mother of his kids and let her follow and age just for that purpose? He groomed her to fit his vision. That’s it. That’s what this basically tells us. Even if she was of age to consent now after having children, when we met her and when he met her she was a child. And the ‘father figure turned love interest’ trope is so wrong and disgusting regardless of age. So unless you have definitive proof she wasn’t a child when this happened and she wasn’t a child when introduced, you can kindly shit the fuck up.

Y’all sessrin shippers are disgusting for evening entertaining this idea. This is as bad as the starker shippers, worse than the renesmeejacob shippers in my own opinion.

If you see this and disagree, DNI. Because I do not have the time, the energy, or the want to argue. This is MY opinion, and if you don’t like it just leave and ignore it. Hell, block me even. But I WILL not have that shit on my dashboard for me to see.

That character mattered so much to me growing up and he was my favorite and I can not STAND to look at him anymore because of this. The hurt people are feeling and the way this could and probably has triggered so many is unforgivable. This isn’t just fiction for a situation like this. This is an adult character that canonly impregnated a child. This is canon. This is real. This isn’t the same as people that grew up with characters there age and aged them up with them, this is literal child grooming and p*dophilia in a show that is more than likely targeted toward younger, newer audiences.

48 notes • Posted 2021-01-17 21:16:25 GMT

SOMEONE JUST HUG DEKU PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

53 notes • Posted 2021-06-18 01:26:03 GMT

Yo I went off on discord but I’ll go off here too.

No matter how you look at this, touya is the victim.

Dabi is the product of years of neglect, abuse, and mental instability that went unmanaged and unchecked. He went from golden star child to shadow of a dream. He was raised to be a hero and then told you can’t so just stop. No rhyme or reason to why. Just stop.

But he didn’t want to. He idolized enji. He loved his father so desperately and all he ever, EVER wanted was to be seen and told he’s loved and that they are proud of him. For him to prove he can do it! No matter how much it hurt. And instead of train him to control it, to teach him it hurts so try something less painful, they just continued to tell him ‘no...just stop’ with no rhyme or reason.

He watched as kid after kid was born. He watched as shouta took that role from him. He essentially was screaming at them all for help the way an unmanaged, unstable child would. He lashed out, he went against their wishes, he tried to remove the problem himself because no one would hear him out. No one would help him.

He was alone.

Shouto was everything he wanted and he resented that and instead of trying to help him, instead of letting shouto be around the others they just isolated him and really that’s....probably the last thing they shoulda done.

If I was the star child, told and raised that I would surpass AM only to then have it all ripped from under me and replaced with a new kid and then ignored? I think I’d fucking lose my shit too!

And no, I’m not saying touya is in the right. What I’m telling you is he was a child. He didn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t have the same skills an adult has to understand and control his emotions. Kids aren’t born with that skill. You have to help them. Because when they feel BIG SCARY emotions they’re gonna act on them. Because they don’t realize it’s bad they just know it hurts and if I do this it makes it hurt less. That’s it.

His father ignored him. His mother hardly was there for him, his brother and sister basically sides with two and enji. All his screams for help went unnoticed and it accumulated into what we have today.

A broken, destroyed, and ambitious Dabi. One that is hellbent on making those that caused his suffering to suffer too. To take what endeavor seemed to hold dear to him. His status, his hero status and his dream. To take it like he took Touya’s.

And y’all hating on him need to reevaluate how you are taking in and comprehending this story because you’re missing the point by miles.

Yes. Dabi IS a villain. Yes...everything he did was wrong and his childhood is no excuse for it.

But he isn’t the only one to blame for what he is today. He is a victim of child abuse that just....never got the help he needed to move on. He is fueled by hatred and resentment. And that’s all itll ever be until his family fixes it.

Maybe he can be redeemed.

But personally, even as a stan, I think....that I would rather he died at the end of his story than get to love. Because the world may never forgive him, and I don’t want him to continue suffering. Even if he forgives them, even if they apologize. What he’d done is unforgivable and no amount of good in the world can undo it.

He deserves his apology. From them all. But I’m not sure there is redemption for him this far gone.

120 notes • Posted 2021-02-18 19:10:40 GMT

Dabi stans today

Ah at least we get to see baby touya, even if it’s his breakdown

195 notes • Posted 2021-02-10 17:26:19 GMT

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moons-and-stars-and-shit · 3 years

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ack hello i'm requesting again because ur stuff is just chefs kiss. anyways, could i have a 🍰? i'm hero, i istp (i used to be intp but i took the test again and got istp) with a 5w4 ennegram. i'm a scorpio, and i'm 5'5 with dark brown hair (that kind of looks greenish sometimes because of a failed hair dying attempt) that is cut into that shaggy emo-eboy type of hairstyle. i use they/them pronouns btw. i have a sort of grunge/mall goth aesthetic, and my personality is kind of bitchy and cold, but when i'm around people i'm close to i can get pretty chaotic. i have a monster energy addiction and i literally don't sleep because i'm stupid 🤠. i like to skateboard, paint, write, watch anime, play video games, and just chill with my friends over discord. i'm a huge procrastinator, and i'm pretty good at school except for math (60% bitchesss). my favorite music artists are the arctic monkeys, the neighborhood, and corpse (agoraphobic is a fucking vibe). i'm pretty dumb, in a like "i have no common sense and will literally do anything if you tell me to" type of way, so my friends have a lot of photos of me doing stupid shit. i curse a lot and make dirty jokes, but if i have to get serious i will (most of the time). i call everyone bro, and i'm kind of awkward with physical touch, though i'm touch starved as fuck (perfect combo i know) LIKES (that i haven't already mentioned): the rain, 3am, noise cancelling earphones, extra polar ice gum, boba, discord, fruity chapsticks, cleanliness (if i get the motivation to clean i like it). DISLIKES: geometry, cold wind, people who say they "are not like other girls", eggplants, large crowds, going to school early, buses, rap music, overly positive people. i hope that's enough and thank you so much <3

Not me realizing i sent you a matchup request a while back while writing this...

Also WTF WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON

I DEMAND WE BECOME FRIENDS LIKE RN

CW: a LOT of swearing (I’m sorry I got very hyped while writing this)

🍰 for @weeb-mp4

Romantic Matchup

Semi Eita

How yall met

He just saw you around school like all the time

And he really really liked your style

So one day he went up to you and was just like

Ayo Mamacita you cool as fuck when you free bbg ;)))

He just went up to you and was like

Hey your styles really cool

But you didn't answer him…

So he said it again

Still no answer

The poor boy was so confused

Had he done something to upset you?

But he's never even talked to you???

WHY WERE YOU IGNORING HIM?????

Then your friend came over and was like

Rude ass bitch that guy was talking to you

Turns out you had noise-canceling headphones on

You apologized to him and asked what he said

So he told you that he thought you were super cool and if your ever free to hang

You don't know why you agreed to hang out with a guy you just met

Bitch you gonna get kidnapped one day

But you accepted his offer

You guys decided to just go hang out at a nearby skate park

And it was such a simple hangout but yall had a BLAST

You had brought your speaker and asked him what music he wanted to listen to

Turns out yall like the same music!

And yall just skated around and talked a whole bunch

After that day you guys just hung out whenever you could

Honestly, there was never really a confession

People just assumed you were dating after a while

And when someone asked you both kinda just looked at each other and was like

Yeah. we are

What they love about you

He loves your overall VIBEEEEE

Like omg you're so chill

But so crazy

Super caring

But also low key a bitch

You're very smart

Yet you continue to do stupid shit

Your vibe is probably his favorite thing about you

Your style (duh)

It was literally the thing that drew him to you in the first place

Your style s like everything he wishes he could be

E-BOY SEMI SUPREMACY

100% has asked you to give him a makeover

He loves how your down for ANYTHING

He could be like hey you wanna go start a cult

And you'd just be like

Bold of you to assume I haven't started one yet 😐

Let's not get it twisted

This man loves EVERYTHING about you

These are just some of the MANY reasons why he loves you

Favorite things to do together

He loves to recreate the first time you both hung out

And he likes doing activities similar to that

Skating while blasting music

Driving while blasting music

Blasting music and singing along

Basically, anything where music involved

But he also loves having chill moments with you

Such as playing video games together

Or cuddling and watching anime

Random Hc

You got him addicted to monsters

You've created a MONSTER with MONSTERS

see what I did there

Most of your texting happens in the late hours of the night

Like get yo asses to bed smh

And most of your texting convos are about deep shit

Cause yk them late nights really get you thinking

If you're ever uncomfortable with him touching you

Just tell him

He respects you enough to respect any of your boundaries

Ok this next one very very random

But I love it

Hes fucking fabulous with that smudged eyeliner look

Astrology

Scorpio + Scorpio

Compatibility 82%

When emotional baggage is not a part of their everyday communication, the depth both of their minds have will be an incredible stimulus for each conversation they have.

No one can understand a Scorpio intellectually as much as another Scorpio.

Their topics can easily become dark, not because they both want to talk about depressing things, but because they understand each other in areas other people don’t want to deal with.

This is a good way for both of them to discover that they are not alone, and it can be healing for each partner for as long as emotional expectations are not involved.

If they work together and compete to advance to the same position or feel like they endanger each other’s status in any way, their contact can become truly unpleasant and turn to arguing, dismissal of anything said, or in one word – disrespect.

When they start a battle against each other, it cannot seem to stop, until one of them is beaten “dead” and there is nothing more that can be done for them to get back in the game.

If they see each other as adversaries, they will sting each other for victory, meaning they will do whatever it takes to win.

If they distance themselves from a situation, they might realize that none of them actually endangers the other.

To find mutual understanding, they need to lead separate lives and give each other enough room to do so.

Overall Aesthetic

90s Skater Bitchessss

Songs-

Daddy Issues (The Neighborhood)

Sweater Weather (The Neighborhood)

Oh Ana (Mother Mother)

505 (Arctic Monkeys)