#on the other hand cragma boss battle goes brrrrrr

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 rating links based on how much they like riding in mine carts:

9) Twilight: holy fucking shit, this is his first and last mechanical rodeo, even Epona at her worst wasn't this bad, TWILIGHT WOULD LIKE TO GET OFF “MR.GANON’S WILD RIDE”

8) Time: Too much whiplash, not enough control, not a huge fan

7)  Legend: Doesn't actually hate the ride but does hate those fucking dungeons with mine cart puzzles so the whole experience has been kinda soured for him :/

6) Warriors: meh, prefers the spinner but not opposed 

5) Hyrule: Hi, the image of Hyrule going on a wild mine cart ride and coming out the other side with his hair all messed up and pale but also grinning like a mad man is amazing

4) Wind: Pretty much the same as Hyrule but Wind is already asking for a second go round before he’s off the first one

3) Wild: Wishes there was more excuses to ride mine carts because explosion based travel is Wild’s jam in general and mine carts are cool man

2) Four: IN CANON stated to be smiling after riding mine carts by Ezlo even though he screams literally every time he’s on one, holy shit look at this loser, he loves mine carts

1) Sky: IN GAME PAYS MONEY to continue to ride mine carts HUNDREDS OF FEET IN THE AIR knowing that there are SEVERAL BROKEN TRACKS in front of him, this idiot could die at any moment and this stupid fucking adrenaline junkie LEANS INTO TURNS TO GO FASTER

#can't decide if engie likes or hates mine carts #because on the one hand its just a shitty train without a motor #on the other hand cragma boss battle goes brrrrrr #insomnia really said lets think about mine carts huh #bnremtbenrm this may be me thinking through mine carts to write about idk man I think it would be fun #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu sky #lu four #lu wild #lu wind