#on this god forsaken website

[cosmicvaca]

Ziyal in Her Studio

#Ive been brain rotted for the a while so her you go #trying to upload my art on this god forsaken website is a nightmare #its so blurry!! #If any of you know how to fix it please let me know #Also tell me if the image looks good here. #Anyways i have so many thoghts about Zyial #Maybe ill write something idk #Ds9 #Ziyal #tora ziyal #Star trek #My art #Adri blabs

[cazkite]

Aimsey the wishmaster :D! @aimseytv

#based off of the prismo mug they posted on their story #aimsey #aimseytv #aimsey fanart #guqqie #sunshipduo #sunship duo #still dont know how tags work on this god forsaken website

[nothought-headfull]

You know what would be real cute (and not at all me projecting)

COD men with a chronically ill partner. Like those dudes have insane patience but also imagine them advocating on your behalf because you’re either in a bad headspace or physically unable to. The sort of hellfire that Simon and Price would threaten to bring down specifically. Simon would burn everything down to save you, whereas Price would turn the legal bureaucratic nonsense on its head, oh Price can play that game.

Johnny and Kyle? Oh man those boys are so sweet, in between threatening anyone who tries to push you around medically, they’d be switching to the most caring nurturing voices ever. Kyle seems like the kind of guy that when he’s in love, he’s down bad man. He’s so encouraging and lovey the whole time, no mater what your body’s doing to you. Throwin up? Holding your hair. Other end? Mans got the electrolytes on standby. Not opposed to doing your hair or washing it in the sink or other “unconventional” cleaning methods (soap caps etc.) Johnny more the jokey one, the one who makes you smile when you’re in immeasurable pain, making you feel more sane than you’ve felt in years. Guy who doesn’t mind making his hand go numb with lidocaine ointment or the smell of tiger balm when he rubs it into your sore muscles, you’re comfortable, that’s all that matters to him.

Los Vaqueros? Oh don’t get me started. Rudy would pamper you silly through an entire flare, you’re not lifting a damn finger. You want it? You’re getting it. Alejandro’s no different, but man is more than happy to be your body pillow if you can stand it. Or if it’s something more dermatological, he’s more than happy to apply whatever treatment you have to it, be it medical or an old trick he learned from the older women in his life. Dude would probably kiss near it before he applied anything, letting you know he thinks you’re beautiful no matter what.

And for funsies, König, our beloved mountain. A sweet boy, more than happy to let you use him like a space heater. Like he’s so big I bet than man radiates heat all year long. Like Rudy or Gaz he’d be so sweet, he’ll get you whatever you want. But say you are I. A medical setting, the ER or an actual admission to a hospital. No one’s trying shit with that man looking at them like 👁️👁️ the entire time they’re treating you.

Yeah I projected a little bit

#call of duty #call of duty headcanons #konig modern warfare #konig x reader #john price #john price x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost x reader #john mactavish #soap x reader #kyle gaz garrick #gaz x reader #rudolfo parra #rudy x reader #alejandro vargas #alejandro x reader #this is the most tags I’ve used in 12 years in this god forsaken website

[thoughtfullylazybread]

I can only imagine what people who don’t know dan and phil are thinking when they click on this hashtag

#dan and phil #who am I kidding #who on this god forsaken website doesn’t know who dnp are #crafting rn #phan #dan howell #dnp #phil lester

[narmo-narmo]

Get your ass off Tumblr cuz it gives you fucking mental illness (and by mental illness I mean crippling attraction to a fictional anthropomorphic demon cat and his spider boyfriend)

#huskerdust #husker hazbin hotel #hazbin husker #husker x angel dust #husk hazbin hotel #angelhusk #angel dust #husk #hazbin hotel #hazbin #Please help me while you still can #There's still to save me from this god forsaken website

[asiogie]

everyone please look at this lip bite

#i tried posting this on twitter twice but that god forsaken website makes everything look like 5 pixels #dnf

[greetings-inferiors]

Wee boy is a Scot referring to a young child

Oui boit is a Frenchman specifying his order

Know the difference

#this is the worst thing I’ve ever posted on this god forsaken website #text post #tumblr #French #Scottish #language #linguistics #words #shitpost #dumb #dumbass

[corvidcall]

@dumnslut AH a simple misunderstanding: i did not see the onceler with anyone. i attended onceler with several people. which is to say, hi new followers. i was in the onceler fandom back in 2012. and i maintain that it was good, and not even the weirdest thing ive been in a fandom about

#the weirdest thing i was in a fandom for was the dating sim Namco High #which was pretty good i think #tbh i forgot that i got several new followers and mutuals from my recent mtg posts #who dont know all the corv lore that has accumulated over the 14 years ive used this god forsaken website

[chubsette]

Twitter under Elon Musk has become a toxic pit (nazis, transphobes, fatphobes) so people there might not be nice to you 🙁

yep i'm aware that's exactly why i've been putting the idea of actually posting on twt for so long.... i think my desire to be active on there comes only from my curiosity tbh, i'm almost certain i'd regret it pretty quickly

#i've tried to have a sfw art twitter before and i didnt get any traction so i just deleted it cause it was boring #like if all i'm getting out of that god forsaken website are bot interactions and elon's tweets forcebly shoved into my feed then it's not #-worth it #but fomo is still so fucking real #chubsette talks #ask

[oddie666]

Funky

GORE WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️

GORE WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️

GORE WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️

Here is bday present I made for a cool artist (saggyratz) go check them out go go now

(their bday was in like may but I'm posting this anyways since I have nothing else

#htf #art #my art #artists on tumblr #htf fanart #htf flippy #my bro do you understand how hard it is to draw meat cake #meat cake #why is the tag meat cake popular #what am I doing on this god forsaken website #I might turn this into a card and send it to people I don't like

[swear2g-d]

i think i should be able to curl up on the rings of saturn and take a nap if i want to

[dragonjadearts]

*hits you one million times*

#happy april fools this gods-forsaken website really enable pvp huh

[thanathcs]

Bless you 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#knew I could count on this god forsaken website 🖤 #noah sebastian #bad omens

[meowzerz64]

it’s acc so embarrassing that im such a lurker on tumblr,,, any notification i get that someone liked or reblogged i always see it immediately ,,,,so humiliating dude

#i promise im not a weirdo guys #im just excited #excited 2 see that the people like what i have 2 say sometimes #i always feel so annoying on this god forsaken website #m mail

[hoesidon]

I hate buying pregnancy tests because 1) aunt flo always shows up immediately after but 2) it's so fucking awkward to buy them because everyone knows what you did but also 3) I'm at the register getting rung up after awkwardly asking the cashier for a test and this cashier is gonna ask me "are you having a good day?" Ma'am I know you're just trying to make conversation and have good customer service but please😭 I almost told her "well, we're about to find out."

#i know some of my mutuals might see this and be like ??????? #god i really have been on this god forsaken website for too long

[oflgtfol]

stop lmfao i didnt even realize this was this years april fools joke i just thought it was an ad pinned to the top of my dashboard and immediately skipped past it without even glancing at it

#brot posts #man i miss the actually good april fools. we havent had a good april fools in forever on this god forsaken website #remember the lizard election of 2016? literally the best thing ever