#on this site

[seedofjoseph]

The Seeds + Spotify playlists

#far cry 5 #joseph seed #john seed #jacob seed #faith seed #shitpost #it links to one of my favorite long posts #on this site #spotify

[dj-crack]

Luigi is not a monster fucker.

He’s a monster lover <3

#and a monster fucker but hey #on this site #who isn’t #bowuigi #bowser #Luigi #Mario movie #super Mario bros movie #sorry not sorry

[rainymoodlet]

nadia fairchild for @buglaur 📚

so that was fast. my brain went absolutely haywire when i saw your req, laur, until i finally settled on her concept! in an effort to get her hair peppered, one of my gradients gave her this shock of gray, and i was just obsessed 💛

professor fairchild is one of the best history and literature teachers that britechester has ever seen, but quote tolkien incorrectly around her and she’ll actually throw hands. known for her no-bullshit attitude toward academia, nadia hides a personality and character in her that her students could never even conceptualize!

private dl — sim reqs open!!

#ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #ts4 screenshots #sim requests #i can’t even tell you how fast she popped into my brain #the amt of character insp this gave me alone #i’m bein v a g u e but i was trying to think of a character #that would be in his realm of opportunities to meet #circa this next gen #and i’m 🥰🥰🥰 #god i am so honored okay like #laur is legitimately one of my favorite people #on this site #so kind and so welcoming #and so talented!!! #if you were ever on rp boards #and fangirled over the big-name rpers #you know how i feel abt laur #she comes with five outfits #+ a special sleep for you-know-who himself 😉

[thecolorsfucked]

sometimes i read sentences on here and i remember this site is some ppls only human interaction outside of their normcore republican parents

#the main voice in antisemitism in media is not a tumblr blog im sorry #like im sure ur making great points about this persons zionism but i need u to kno absolutely no one outside of a small group #on this site #has any idea who they are

[thwackk]

Are you aware you are the funniest person on this site?

flattery won’t getcha anywhere, WHO DO YOU WORK FOR

#asks #thankyou for the ask!! #seriously though thank you so much that’s really really fucking awesome of you to say that but i can assure you i am NOT the funniest person #on this site

[creativegeekatalltimes]

Why do these posts look like the questions on Jeopardy?

Evidence/Example:

The resemblance is kinda funny ngl

(God bless yall)

#spilled ink #quotes #i think #jeopardy #i think im funny #trending tags #trending #don't mind me #just existing #on this site #this weird as frick website #category #categories #random #ramblings #hehehe #hehe hoho #im bored #ninjago #lego #questions #spinjitzu #cole brookstone #kai smith #lloyd garmadon #nya smith #zane #jay walker

[kidrat]

Guys I’m losing it

#blazing this…. #paying to do corny proselytising #on THIS site #delicious #misc

[isnt-that-something]

I HAVE BEEN TROLLED BY @STAFF!!

Finally, I see a ad worth checking out.

I decide to cave and look at said TumblrMart out of pure curiousity and get THIS!

Tempt me with the possibility of more Time for Crab and this happens. X'D

Well played @staff. Well played.

#staff #why staff why #ads #time for crab #got me #or well if this was a glitch #also HIGHLY likely #a prime example of why I would never trust my banking info #on this site #been trolled by staff

[t00thpasteface]

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

#i've been on this site longer than mash was on the air and I WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL IT IS A SMOLDERING 404 PAGE #shebbz shoutz

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Guys, Elon released his stupid AI on Twitter and the first thing his idiot devotees did was ask it if trans women are really women and they are losing it over getting the correct answer back.

Now it’s recounting Elon’s lies for people too

This may be the only AI bot I’ve ever liked.

#twitter #bird site #fuck elon musk #grok #fuck ai everything

[taffy-glitch]

it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

#this is me being silly but #man i hate hate hate when the solitaire app that CAME WITH MY GOD DAMN LAPTOP tries to feed me ads #at least with the sites i got adblocker. but man #jort post

[snailcubezz]

fandom wiki simulator

#🐠.jpeg #eyeing pn fandom wiki especially #fandom in general is a fucking rancid site but like #pn fandom wiki is responsible for half the misinfo and rumors all over pn fan spaces to this day #cola banger posts

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

#dan and phil fanfiction changed me #come into my lady door #and teen me saw that and went “i need to be that so fuckan bad” #i wanted to be dan but now that im a mature adult i understand that phil is better. phil guy 5ever nowadays #do i tag this as dan and phil. i still dont know tumblr site tagging norms and im like a year in now #dan and phil #dnp #phan

[palatial-monstrosity]

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

#i love this site where else could i write this

[i-am-totally-not-a-lizard]

One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn't a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.

#tumblr migration #tumblr #reddit migration #reddit #196 #196 migration #shitpost #shitposting #fuck it we ball #how is this site even functional?

[midnights-dragon]

flip the rock to see what’s under it!

🌾🌷🌾🌷🌾🪨🌾🌷🌾🌷🌾

(make sure you put it back after, don’t want to disturb the wildlife.)

#no jumpscare #safe link #not off site