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that-one-grotsky-biatch-blog · 6 years

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Things that have been said/Happened in my classes.

Homeroom "I DON'T LIKE IT I FUCK IT!" "Can verbal conversations have auto correct." "I don't like chocolate, I love chocolate I would marry it our kids will be beautiful." "100% inaccurate so you need to go and check your DAMN FACTS!" "UNO BITCH, UNO! GET IT IN YOUR HEAD!" "I'm sexually attracted to potatoes, French fries are also sexy." "He's a little bit of a fruit salad." "Hunger is for the weak." History/ Social debates "Alexander Hamiltion is the shit." "You are making me question my deductions." "SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS!" "I'm American and you're Mexican so that makes me the gay one." "Canadians are just balls of cinnamon rolls and poutine." "Equal rights for dora." "I have feelings too, so stop making me feel bad about neglecting club penguin." Language arts "You're the worst and I want to talk to your laywer." "I want to jump off a bridge and let a train hit me." "If I have headphones in and you sneak up on me, someone's losing an eye." "SHIT, SHIT, SHIT MY HAIRS STUCK IN MY EYE, OH wait that's just my eyelash." "I don't want to say this but all y'all are mistakes." "Opinons are just opinions, words are just words, and my knife is just a knife." "I want to reincarnate as a corgi." "Harry potter is bae, and anyone who disagrees will die." "Holy shit watch your goddamn profanity bitch." "I want to drive a truck over my sister." Science/Chemistry *Someone starts singing* "Everybody makes mistakes-"*Whole class (even the boys) start yelling* "EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS, NOT ME I'M PERFECT BAE!" *Someone trying to validate penguin lube.* *My bestie screaming at the screen* "GRAVITY ONLY MAKES VOLTRON RELEVANT!" "I'm attracted to every FUCKING male in the universe, thanks god." "If you're me and I'm you what are we?" *TEACHER WALKS OUT* *MY TABLE MATE LOOKS DIRECTLY AT ME* *HE STANDS UP* "EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING!" *CLASS* "EGGS, BACON, GRITS, SAUSAGE!" "Teens aren't horny, we just like sex." "Period blood is scarier than any ghost." "FUCK YA BABY!" "You're going to hell either way you've sinned by just breathing." "I'm no Satanist but I want to thank him for killing Donald Trump in advance." "Sex tapes for birds are just air tapes." "That was complete earrape." Chorus(best FUCKING class ever) *EVERYBODY JAMMING OUT TO SOME GOOD BTS* *My headphones plugging out**lucid dreams start playing**EVERYBODY starts screaming*"I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM!" *Walking to lunch*"Has anybody seen my tampon?" "Orange juice is secretly just sun flower blood." *me to my best friend*"IF you die would you feel the pain before you stop breathing or will you feel no pain at all?"*She stares at me*"What the FUCK veira?" Person A:"AH SHI-"Person B: "SNICKER DOODLES"*Person a glares at person b* *Person b grins sinisterly* *One of my friends scream* *whole class* "What wrong?" *Friend* "THIS BITCH JUST SAID SHE DRINKS ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING HER DAMN TEETH!" *GIRL THROWS HER LUNCHBOX ACROSS AUDITORIUM* *LUNCHBOX LANDS IN GARBAGE* "THREE FUCKING POINTS FOR RAVENCLAW!" "I can't sing so i just lip sync to make it seem like I'm with something." "Damn you are dumb." "On wensdays we wear our pride colours." "BITCH we are chorus not drama." "I want to experience death really badly." "I NEED TO PISS!" "BABY SHARK DODODODODODOD, MAMA SHARK DODODODODODO, DEAD BEAT DADDY SHARK DODODODODODO, GRANDMA SHARK DODODODODODO, GRANDPA SHARK DODODODOD, GAY COUSIN DODODODO!" "Honey no, you need some serious 911." "You shall not pass till you eat my ass." "Steal the Gucci!" "My recommended section is trying to tell me something." Math/Calculus/The time I actually think I could hang myself for a good reason. "I stalk you guys at night." "We're all failures in here bud." "UNO, DOS, TRES, QUATTRO, CINCO-DID I MENTION THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH THAT GOOD KUSH!" "Do drugs kids."(My new catchphrase) "Do your work or we're going to McDonald's." "I feel threatend and attacked." "I have no social life but I do have a roblox." "Your girls a FUCKING HOE!" "Thank you for acknowledging my green thumb." "Dungeons and dragons is way underrated and that's the only time I do math." "I have no brain therefore I shall be excluded from learning." "I DROPPED MY PHONE! SOMEONE'S DYING TODAY!" "Don't you like how *Insert teachers name here* looks like a serial killer when he breathes?" P.E/Fitness "DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY!" "SAY NO TO THIS BITCH!" *Some Girl was crying, I walk over to her and ask her what's wrong she shows me her phone...its who lives who dies. I want to FUCKING die.* "THREE SIXTY SHAWTY!" "I WANNA LIVE FOREVER!" "IT'S THE CIRCLE OF YEETS!" "Ya, I'm homeo." "Blood is red, Bruises are blue, say what are those again and I'll hit you with my shoe." "Nope, taxes are illegal on this court." "WHOOP WHOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE TOILETS SEATS!" "MY LAST STROKE JUST WENT VIRallllllll!" "I honestly just wanna go home." *Someone missing a hoop over and over* "AGGHHHHHHHHHH!" "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "To be honest I hate everybody here but since I'm labelled as fake you're all my favorite people." "Bisexual pride!" "I'm the last straight person standing." "I want middle school back." "HOLLYYYYYY FUUUUUCKKKKKKK HE HASSSSSS ABBBSSSSS!"

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charmanderxerneas · 7 years

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1-50 all of them

Oh boy

1. I’m wearing a grey t shirt with mustaches on it and jeans

2. I love you silly

3. No you’re the first person I’ve ever dated and since it’s been going for a couple years and we haven’t broken up yet it means no

4. I’m about 4 and a half feet tall I think maybe probably

5. I weigh 80-100 pounds i am a smol

6.I want a lesbian flag tattoo

7. I already have my ears pierced and i dont think I want anything else

8.There are so many otps I’ll just have to pick a few: Rupphire lapidot zadr suitloon and payjay

9. Steven Universe

10.Imagine Dragons but I mostly listen to video game music and that’s like the only band I know

11. I miss having alot of friends and being productive

12. Right now it’s The Gospel of Dismay” by Dagames omg its amazinggggg

13. 14

14. Aquarius

15. Brown

16. “Is that Irken equipment you’re using? That’s Tak’s ship you’re sitting in, isn’t it?” “Yes it is, Zim, it fell from-” ”Isn’t it!?!?” “I SAID IT WAS!!! Man, you have a problem with listening, Zim.” “ISN’T IT?!!!!?”

17. uhhh i don’t know anyone.... does rebecca sugar work?

18.purple

19.loud

21. tumblr

22. like 5 minutes

23.10 minutes

24.yes you were there

25.red hair (its really cute)

26.mean personality

27. monophobia and the dark i have to sleep with the light on

28. asshats on tumblr

29. about an hour or so ago

30. in 5th grade pokemon x and y was new and awesome, and i made a scratch account, combining the names of my favorite starter and my favorite legendary. i’ve used the same username ever since

31. harry potter

32. gospel of dismay i listened to it because i had to put it for my favorite song

33.my little pony

34. you when we had that google hangouts chat in the middle of the night

35. i dont have a phone, but the last person i texted using my mom’s phne was my brother’s friend max, he’s pretty cool and we’re kinda friends but i think he thinks im annoying as all hell

36.tacos

37. your house so we can cuddle

38.my room

39. YOU

40.(IM SORRY MY CAPS LOCK KEY GOT STUCK AGAIN :() 2 WEDNESDAYS AGO WHEN WE LAST SAW EACH OTHER

41. (yay i fixed it ^^) yesterday with that asshat on deviantart but they apologized so its fine

42.blue >////

43. grey

44. blue

45.no

46. uuhhhh i think it was soccer a couple weeks ago in pe or something???? idk

47.uhh i think it was me singing along the mlp theme song when i was binging the 7th season

48. i’ve never done a prank call ever

49. 2 wensdays ago with you

50. the imitation game

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