[video game tournament]
Jason: I am crushing it. I’ve never played so well. I’m burying you.
Damian: You realize you’re the top half of the screen?
Jason:
Jason: NOOO!
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Charlie: "Sometimes I just wish I could get on your level! You know, really see things from YOUR perspective!"
Vaggie: "Metaphorically from my perspective?"
Charlie: "....."
Vaggie: "...you mean metaphorically from my perspective, right babe?
Charlie: "........."
- one perspective change later -
Husk: "Why the FUCK are you carrying your girlfriend piggyback around the hotel??"
Vaggie: "It's an experiment."
Charlie: (awed) "Everything seems so BIG from down here..."
Vaggie: "It's also a test of my love for her."
Charlie: "You are very VERY brave for being so small."
Vaggie: "I love you so much I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."
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I will spend more time with myself in this lifetime than anyone else. Let me learn to be the kind of person I would like to have as a friend.
Courage to Change: One Day at a Time (Al-Anon.)
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"Can any one man be worth an entire universe?"
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I will spend more time with myself in this lifetime than anyone else. Let me learn to be the kind of person I would like to have as a friend.
Courage to Change: One Day at a Time (Al-Anon.)
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sebastian : i have something to tell you.
kimi *not even looking up* : we're not going to adopt oliver.
sebastian : BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! HE'S SO SWEET AND INNOCENT!!
kimi *looking at charles* : i'm not falling for that again.
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Kakashi, carrying his very small very tired genin home after a long day of training: this will in no way set a precedent :)
The sixth Hokage, carrying his very adult very tired war heroes home after a long day of training: I sure fucking played myself didn’t I?
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Duke: Can I admit something dark to you?
Cassandra: Sometimes when you eat sushi, you imagine the fish screaming?
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