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#one direction incorrect quotes
enchantedlandcoffee · 4 months
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Niall introducing the boys: This is our collective boyfriend, Louis. Next to him is his husband and my boyfriend, Harry. Then we have Zayn, Louis' other boyfriend, and Liam, Zayn's husband and, as you may have guessed it, Louis' boyfriend.
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1dhabit28 · 10 months
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Liam: *traps a spider under a
cup*
Louis: *appears and sets down
two more cups*
Liam: no wait-
Louis: *shuffles the cups*
Liam: NO-
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imnotfeelingfabulouis · 5 months
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niall: where's liam
louis: that little shit? probably somewhere disappointing jesus
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igetnightmares · 1 year
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Harry: I won't forgive you unless you say the magic words.
Louis: I love you?
Harry: ...
Harry: I was hoping you'd say "I'm sorry" but that works too.
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mcqueenrry · 1 year
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harry: why do you give me such a hard time? zayn seems to think it’s bc u have feelings for me
louis: i do have feelings for you
harry: you do?
louis: yes i feel that you’re a little annoying
friends but make it unbelievers
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asadfangirlbitxh · 2 years
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Whenever I'm obsessed with something, I always reblog incorrect quotes of that said obsession.
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ladymarvel27 · 1 year
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Niall: Liam, do you believe in ghosts?
Liam: There's no such thing as ghosts.
Niall: But our maid just said there's ghosts.
Liam: PACK YOUR BAGS!! AND MEET ME IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW!!
Niall: Why? What happened??
Liam: WE DON'T HAVE A MAID.
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Louis, Niall, and Zayn are sitting on a bench Liam: Why do you guys look so sad? Louis: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Liam sits down* Niall: The bench is freshly painted.
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obviouslypenni · 2 years
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#104
harry: please, lou... After everything we’ve been through together. you can’t do this
louis: i’m sorry harry
harry: i’m begging you. don’t do it
louis *placing down a card*: uno
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dimitragiannoula · 6 months
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Alex and Henry II "you are insecure" | Red, White & Royal Blue
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pathetic-dreamy · 2 months
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Louis: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Liam recently.
Zayn: No, Louis, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Louis: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Zayn: No! You’re the only one for me.
Louis: Is that so?
Zayn: I promise! Liam and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.
Louis: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Zayn: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!
Louis: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Zayn: Of course bro!
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enchantedlandcoffee · 7 months
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Louis, pulling Harry in for a kiss: New house, hmm. What room should we christen first? The living room? The kitchen?
cut to 10 minutes later
Louis, perched on a kitchen counter: Um...Haz you do know that this isn't what I meant by "christen the kitchen", right?
Harry pauses in whisking the contents of a bowl and looks up: So you don't want banana bread?
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1dhabit28 · 11 months
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[one direction meeting after
a long time]
Louis:I thought you were going
to attack me.
Zayn:I was going to hug you!
Louis:why would you hug me?
Zayn:WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU??
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imnotfeelingfabulouis · 5 months
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liam: How would you like your pancakes?
zayn: Plain.
harry: With sprinkles!
louis: Chocolate chips.
niall: Potatoes.
* zayn, harry, and liam look at niall*
niall: What? They're good.
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igetnightmares · 1 year
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Harry: Lou, I'm cold.
Louis: Aw, babe do you want my sweater? I could give you a blanket? Do want some hot chocolate?
Liam: I'm cold too-
Louis [Glares at Liam]: Suffer.
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Person A: “You’ve been staring at me for ten minutes now, got something to say?”
Person B: “Oh, no! I just... I mean, you’ve... you’ve changed a lot since I last saw you...I was shocked, that’s all.”
Person A: “Death tends to have that affect.”
Person B: “...what?”
Person A: “Don’t worry about it.”
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