Fookin’ Avocados
louis tomlinson x reader | word count 208 | not proofread
“I cannot believe you right now.” Louis shook his head in utter disbelief as he noticed the plate in your hands. “Is this what one week in LA has done to you?”
“What?” you protested. “I help you record your best song yet and all you can focus on is my breakfast?”
“Y/N, Y/N, Y/N,” he tsked. “That’s disgusting, love.”
“I can make some for you, too,” you offered, holding the plate out to him.
“Over my dead body,” he scoffed. “Trendiest food of all time.”
“Alright,” you shrugged, taking a bite out of the toast. “You can go pour yourself some Lucky Charms or something.”
“It’s just them fooking avocados,” Louis fumed as he set his cereal bowl down on the table directly across from you. “You see fooking avocados on toast on Instagram and now the trend has infected my hotel room.”
“I didn’t know you had such strong feelings regarding avocados,” you mused around a mouthful of food. “You’re cute when you’re mad.”
Louis paused, spoonful of colorful cereal halfway to his mouth before putting it back in the bowl. “You fool,” he mumbled. “It’s a good thing your mouth is full of gross food or I’d kiss you out of spite.”
if you have any other favorite 1D quotes for me to write about, I’ll gladly make you a lil blurb 🥰
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fame- Harry styles
Harry Styles had always been an outgoing person. From a young age he loved performing and entertaining others, and so it was no surprised to anyone when he was put in a boy band with Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik.
Harry's band, One Direction, quickly become a worldwide phenomenon and the five boys were thrown into the spotlight. Despite the craziness of fame, Harry enjoyed it and appeared to take it in his stride.Then one day, Harry met Emma Gray. Emma was an ordinary girl, a stark contrast to the life of fame Harry had become accustomed to. He was instantly attracted to her and Emma seemed to feel the same, but she was wary of starting anything serious with someone so famous.Harry, however, wasn't ready to give up. He was determined to prove to Emma that being in a boy band didn't define him, and so he convinced her to give him a chance. After months of dating, Emma and Harry eventually realised that what they had was special and decided to commit to one another.The couple married soon after and Harry took a step back from the band to focus on his family life with Emma. The pair had two beautiful twin girls, Olivia and Diana, and they lived happily ever after.Harry often looked back at that special time when he thought it was impossible to date Emma and smiled, grateful for their happy ending.
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Anyway. Bi and Mspec Lesbians aren't a hotly "debated" topic or even new to queer culture, it's just the newest thing that bullies who REALLY want to be homophobic and even racist use to justify harassing gay people they don't like.
It's the thinnest possible veneer of progressive language wrapped around TERF and reactionary rhetoric so that they can feel righteous for forming an angry mob against vulnerable targets. If you're gullible enough to fall for the newest wave of bigotry within the queer community, and turn on your allies because they're "confusing" or "invading your spaces," the SAME way they turned on bi/pan labels, trans people, xenogenders, neopronouns, and aroace people before this, then get lost.
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"It's kind of all back together or nothing for me."
Louis answering if he thinks in doing a collab with Liam Payne. [Foquinha interview]
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Louis: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Liam recently.
Zayn: No, Louis, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Louis: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Zayn: No! You’re the only one for me.
Louis: Is that so?
Zayn: I promise! Liam and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.
Louis: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Zayn: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!
Louis: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Zayn: Of course bro!
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“We’ve had three or four group chats, some of them have been more quiet than others. This new one is definitely louder than most, and it’s been great. I’m sure if I had a look at my phone in a few minutes I’d see some messages.”
-Niall on the One Direction boys having an active group chat together. (25 May 2023)
via E! News
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L'une chante, l'autre pas: One sings, the other one doesn't (1977).
dir. Agnès Varda | dop: Charles Van Damme.
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