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hopeastrz · 1 year

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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘 𝐎𝐁𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡

𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬 + 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝟑𝟎𝟎𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞; 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲🤎.

𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 get along with men more than they do with other women, especially if it’s their venus. Men really just match their energies and it seems like they’ve got more luck with them?, like these hotties can pull.

𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧/𝐀𝐂 𝐛𝐲 -𝟐 𝐨𝐫 𝟏 𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐭 gives you siren eyes, like damn you got me hypnotized and shit.

I have a theory about 𝐔𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐬 that basically says that where ever it lays in your chart tells us what’s the most surprising thing about you! Since Uranus represents surprising events in solar return charts!. Further explanation will be in a different post so stay tuned!.

𝟏𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐡 literally summons demons to tarnish your reputation, it’s not even funny, and the worst thing they might be family since 10th house opposites our 4th house.

𝐆𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢 in natal chart tells you where you might be two faced. 𝟕𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢? In relationships. 𝟏𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢? In your workplace. 𝟏𝟏𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞? Between your friends!.

𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐥𝐞𝐨, 𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 aren’t really trying to steal your spotlight when they just jump in conversation saying things about them. Let me explain it properly— i just wanna apologize for what your about to read😭—

Person 1: “oh my god i really love this dessert!.”

Libra, Aries, Leo: “yes me too!, i ate at this place once and i—“

Person 1: “hey! why are you always talking about yourself!.”

You see here these signs aren’t really trying to talk about themselves or shift the conversation randomly, that’s just how they show you they care about you, by trying to relate to you!!! So don’t get them wrong please they are a sweethearts!.

Im really done with the stereotypical mysterious 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐬. Once you get to know them they are literally the embodiment of emo raccoons, it’s literally just their eyes that gives this aura but they are really.. weird😭

And oh my god let’s not get started on 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬 who literally have no other prominent scorpio placement but just try to associate every single dark thing to them nonetheless, even if they have more than 5 soft placements, nope how dare you say they aren’t mysterious???? —these people tend to have the squishiest cheeks known to mankind btw—

Btw i think 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨 in our chart tells us where we feel most guilty. 𝟏𝟐𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨?, maybe sleeping alot. 𝟑𝐫𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞? oversharing personal informations etc..

𝟕𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 hates their parents marriage and every time they start a fight, Saturn folks literally appear mid–argument carrying divorce papers and be like: “so when are you guys giving me a freaking break? JUST GET FUCKING DIVORCED ALREADY.”

𝐍𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 🤝 being in denial that your struggling and need actual help.

𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 aren’t the only thing that indicates femme fatale beauty. jesus.. have you seen 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐬/ 𝐑𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 once i see one of them i be like— wait why did my panties fall?

#astrology notes #astrology #astrology houses #astrology observations #astro notes #astrology asteroids #asteroids #astrology planets #astrology aspects #astrology degrees #astro placements

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turtleybeachin · 1 year

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The Boys Trying to Help with a Menstrual Cycle

Has this been done? Sure. Am I writing it anyway at 2:30am with a mug of mulled wine? Hell yes I am.

(content warning: discussion of menstrual cycle products. MC has a menstrual cycle and vagina but no gender assigned. involves demon men being pretty oblivious but honestly not worse than human cis men.) *edited, thank you to the anon who pointed out my mistake. ♥

Mammon's the one texting to ask "yo human what size is. ... hey what size your ... ... ya know. ... how big is your ... ... it's cool no matter what size ya know all sizes are great you're perfect no judgement just. .... small medium or large????"

Satan is like "You can't ask a person what size their vagina is you moron." He's read enough about the issue at hand to know these are flow levels not vagina sizes anyway. Still not sure which to get though. Buys one of everything better safe than sorry.

Lucifer rolls his eyes confidently picks up the most expensive package of regular pads and regular tampons. Looks like he knows what he's doing. Is 100% faking it.

Beelzebub's worried about the flavor of the tampons. Won't lemon be unpleasant when they're already in pain? Those look like probably key-lime pie which sounds good. He'll buy two packs, one to sample on the way home. (he's distressed to report they don't taste like anything the colors are lies.)

Asmodeus goes straight for whatever has been popping up the most ads or getting the most discussion on DevilGram. Only the cutest and trendiest for his favorite human!!! Also gets you some cute underwear gotta dress up your time of the month~

Leviathan's just having a complete panic attack feels like other people are staring and judging him THESE AREN'T FOR ME, THEY'RE FOR MY-- errr, I mean, not my r-really, but... m-maybe sorta my-- OH MY DIAVOLO I'M BEING SUCH A NORMIE I'M BUYING PADS FOR SOMEONE THIS IS LIKE IN THAT ONE ANIME--

(Don't worry, after a text from them cheering him on and thanking him for being the perfect Lord of Shadows to their Henry he Demons Up and buys five of everything because DAMN STRAIGHT HE'S TAKING CARE OF HIS HENRY BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.)

Belphegor just picked up the squishiest package and that's what they're getting. If these don't work for them, at least it'll be a decent pillow in a pinch.

Bonus:

Solomon is the one competent man in the whole gaggle. He actually knows what menstrual flows are and whether MC prefers pads or tampons, because he asked, because he knows these things. Is the only one to actually know what he's buying.

Diavolo has Barbatos send them a year's supply of absolutely every menstrual product either of them could find anywhere in both the Devildom and Human Realm. Congratulations on the storage facility now in their name that has two lifetimes' worth of menstrual supplies.

Simeon just asks. That's it that's the whole shtick. He just asks specifically which they need and admits he doesn't know much about these products but is willing to learn. He'll text them photos from the store but also offer to go somewhere else if none of that looks right.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me mc #omswd mc #my writing #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me solomon #obey me simeon #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me headcanons #omswd headcanons

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ramu-ego · 1 year

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I hope the requests are open, if not ignore..

But hear me out!!

The boys as tiddie suckers ??? I just know some of them would non stop.😭

and have a wonderful day, sweetie. I love your work so much ! <3

(nsfw) TIDDY BOYS :: xfemdom!Reader

can confirm yes yes yes we have some tiddy obsessed men here ♡ -askbox open cw: fem!Reader, dom!Reader, aged up, nursging/nipple play/etc, sexual content, subbier content in Ego's, unedited word count: sloppy headcanons character(s): Isagi Yoichi, Itoshi Rin, Ego Jinpachi, Kenyu Yukimiya, Nagi Seishiro

DNI :: minors, blank blogs + m!Reader blogs

one word; OBSESSED

your tits are the reason for breathing as far as he's concerned and Isagi has no problem reminding you of that daily if not hourly - schedules permitting

size doesn't matter he's a nipple man anyways

hours can be lost to them which he happily relinquishes his free time to worship your chest

squeezing, groping and licking every inch of your tiddy while he lays on his tummy kicking his feet like a happy little school girl

adores your nipples

cannot stress this enough your nipples are where he'll wrap his lips around them for hours on end

nursing, licking and the occasional bite (nothing a thump to the head won't fix)

pretty sure his mother weened him too early with how hard he'll go with his nursing kink

swears nothing in the world turns him on like your tits and it's true

9times out of 10 he's rutting into the bed mindlessly while he's nursing only to end up in a gooey puddle of his own cum from simply nursing on your tits while you play with his hair

sucking on your tits while he's inside you expect Isagi to loose his mind like a good boy

shy tit sucker

not because he sees anything wrong with it, just, shy about how much he wants to do it

your tits are constantly on his mind which frankly is unacceptable but the only remedy for his plagued thoughts?

that's right, planting himself face first in your boobs!

100% stress reliever for him but he's too dense to connect the dots and often times thinks his obsession with your tits is a vice

a vice that he inevitably gives into almost daily but it's cute to watch his internal struggle the second you walk around barless/shirtless

stares all the time it's so obvious

will blatantly tell you he's not looking at them only to come over five minutes later and put his face in them

the fattiest part of your tit is his favorite

loves the mouth feel of it and sometimes you have to remind him to explore other parts of your tit instead of just sucking on the squishiest part like a dumb calf

pls why is he this smart yet so obtuse sometimes

once he finds your nipples it's game over his lips aren't going anywhere but your clothes sure are

they're there for him to look at and touch all he wants so why would he ever invest in something as dumb as stress balls

nothing compares to his fingers diligently dimpling the fat of your breast while he massages them mindlessly going about his work

extremely handsy and perhaps a little possessive

your tits are his favorite thing and Ego sees no qualms in making the most of his love for them of course

and with fingers like that who would complain

plucking at your nipples, rolling them between his fingers until your squirming and then just pulling you back into his lap to reaffirm you can get up when he's done

Ego wanted a bigger office chair so he could accommodate you sitting in his lap and damn well he's going to get that bigger office chair for exactly that

if it's been an extra stressful day full of idiots expect his mouth to be preoccupied by what he explains is the best stress relief right under fucking

sucking on your tits of course!

mouthful, face buried in your tit for as long as he wants with a tongue as dexterous and attentive as his fingers; Ego's going to be down here a while so might as well get comfortable

bonus his hair is super soft and pettable so don't forget to pet him like a good boy

another shy tiddy sucker

but he's not as forward with his vice as say some other strikers

he's thinking about your tits 24/7

but who can blame him when they just feel so good in his hands and Kenyu couldn't live another day without the thought of getting his mouth on you

it's cute though, when he tries to control his little impulses

tries so hard but mommy knows best for a reason

the second you brush up against him Kenyu is struggling to keep his composure without making a fool of himself

but his foolish side is so cute!

take it upon yourself to force his face into your tits and watch him give into his greedy little needs like a true egoist

loves loves loves to feel them against his face

laying on your chest, nuzzling and the occasional motorboat when he gets a little excited, he just can't help it they're so warm and soft!

different levels of neediness with this one

sometimes rubbing his cheek against you while you pet his hair and hold him is more than enough

other times Kenyu won't be interrupted by even the end of the world if his lips finally find their home around your nipple

he's not very shy after you extend the invitation to let him play with your tits and good luck getting him off before he's had his fill

default nursing kink

default mommy kink

these are his factory standard settings and there is no getting rid of them

Nagi sees no issue with using your tits as his gaming pillow or even a reason why it might be inconvenient to have him sucking on them while also trying to play videogames

spoiler he drools at this angle....a lot

an obscene amount of nonsexual touching is just a given with him

hand down the shirt groping to find your tit until he's got his hands on it

then it's like an almost full body sigh like he's got his security blanket

yes you should just buy that extra large shirt bc all 6'2" of him is going to attempt to crawl into it to be closer

has a favorite boob, it's your left one, because it's closest to your heart

and yes he thinks this is just top tier romantic to love the boob above your heart

expect him to fall asleep with boob in his mouth, to sleep with boob in his hand and as just a general rule have some form of contact with your boobs whenever possible

and yes...Reo knows how obsessed with your boobs Nagi is

no thanks to Nagi

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aurumacadicus · 1 year

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For @winterironmonth!

SFW Monday: Trope/AU, Word

Why do I like making these men think the other is dead. I will not be changing but I do wonder why. This mentions some sort of gory stuff so be warned. Look out for under the cut!

Tony had sort of always expected to die in the Iron Man suit. He’d only been half-joking when he’d called it his coffin. (Had always laughed when everyone paused to figure out whether he was serious or not, made them think he wasn’t serious. He hated to remind them that he was the squishiest member of the team. But he thought sometimes that he needed to say it, so they wouldn’t be surprised when it turned out to be his downfall.)

The thing was… he’d expected it to happen during a battle. Perhaps putting his life on the line for someone else. He was known to do that, after all.

Instead, he was dying in fucking Kansas. Like he was Dorothy Gale or something, trying to speed home after a meeting and getting caught up in a storm, only he wouldn’t be waking up and telling his friends he’d seen them in Oz. He knew he should have grounded himself as soon as he saw the first dark clouds, but he’d thought he could outpace them, and even if he did land, he’d only be able to hope that he wasn’t slung through the air by the wind. He couldn’t trust he’d be able to find a safe place outside of the suit, or if he could, if he’d be able to get to it before the weather got to him. He wasn’t sure if JARVIS had gotten his message to put out an alert, tell the rest of the team that he was in danger before communications had cut. He hoped he’d put the alert through anyway once he could no longer contact him.

As it turned out, flying through the whipping winds and lightning hadn’t been a problem; he’d been able to outmaneuver the gales, and he’d been struck by lightning once, but the suit had absorbed the shock. The funnel hadn’t been his downfall, either, which had honestly surprised him, even though he struggled to see with how dark it was inside. No, it was only once the tail touched down and the tornado started sucking up debris that he’d realized how much trouble he was in. He’d barrel-rolled to avoid a pick-up truck (empty, thankfully) and realized he didn’t just have to maneuver the suit through a tornado without JARVIS; he also had to look out for debris that he couldn’t see until it was nearly on top of him.

Tony couldn’t figure out if he was flying in circles or if the tornado was simply more massive than he’d figured it could be. He remembered hearing that tornadoes could be larger than a mile in diameter. Was he in one of those? The storm funnel hadn’t seemed that big, but he’d also stopped getting measurements and updates on his HUD. Maybe it had grown, and he’d been too busy dodging debris to notice. He dodged another truck, or maybe it was even the same one. Everything looked the same in the tornado, and he was busier trying to stay alive than parse whether he’d seen a certain license plate. He tried to fly up, thinking if he could get out of the tornado, he could fly over the storm.

Then billboard appeared out of nowhere, and he swerved to dodge it—and flew straight into tractor, into the tiller attachment it had been dragging behind it. He heard the sharp metal tines scraping over his suit, maybe even felt it, through the shock. Then his helmet met something yard, unyielding. The gear box, maybe, he thought vaguely, feeling something dripping down his face. Rain, he hoped, but knew was more likely blood.

Something slammed into him once he cleared the tiller, and Tony’s vision went dark.

.-.

Picking through a tornado’s debris had never been high on the list of things Bucky would ever have to do. He’d held out hope that JARVIS would get back in contact with Tony, but that hadn’t happened, and he’d realized with some dismay that this was always going to be a recovery mission. It wasn’t like anyone could safely follow Tony a fucking tornado.

Clint had found a gauntlet. He’d looked sick to his stomach, hands shaking, and it had been Bruce who had taken it and peered inside. Luckily, there hadn’t been any flesh or bone stuck inside. It was simply an empty gauntlet. There had been a moment of collective relief.

Then they’d realized that that meant that Tony hadn’t had a gauntlet on during the storm, and the relief had evaporated.

Bucky told himself that he was hopeful, but it was hard, when Thor had radioed over that he’d found a boot with nothing inside it, and Natasha had reluctantly added she’d found one of his thigh plates. It was as if the armor had been blasted apart. If Tony had been without its protection… Well. Bruce had had to explain to them that it wasn’t the wind that killed a person if they got pulled into a tornado; it was the debris that tore them apart.

They might not even find any remains. Or they might only find pieces.

Bucky wanted to be angry, had asked why Tony had done something so dangerous, but JARVIS had simply answered with a clipped (irritable), “He desired to get home as soon as possible,” and he just felt guilty. Tony had asked him to go on the trip with him, and he’d cited a prior engagement training some new agents at SHIELD. If he’d gone with Tony, he wouldn’t have tried to outpace his private jet. He’d be safe. He’d be alive, a part of him that he was decidedly ignoring tried to add.

It was hard to ignore that part when he found the helmet with a crack right down the center of the faceplate. Bucky felt the air leave him as if he’d been socked in the gut, hands shaking as he reached out to lift it from the ground. “I’ve found the helmet,” he said, unsure of how his voice sounded, too focused on the crack. He traced it with the tip of his thumb, then sucked in a shaky breath and tipped the helmet back to look inside.

Empty, he found with some relief, even though part of him was aware that that meant the probability that Tony had died of head trauma had gone up. He didn’t know what he would have done if he’d tipped it back and found Tony’s head inside. He reached inside and thumbed at the clasps on either side. One side of the faceplate moved up on a hinge. The other half popped off completely.

There was blood inside the helmet. Bucky immediately felt woozy, like his own blood had turned to ice and simply evaporated. He couldn’t tell if it was worse than having the certainty of Tony’s blank eyes staring back at him, the idea that he was in as many pieces as his armor was, but also maybe that he wasn’t.

“I’m on my way to you, Bucky,” Natasha said, and Bucky had no idea why she had suddenly changed course until Steve, defeated, whispered, “I found the chest plate. The reactor’s dead in it.”

Bucky didn’t even realize he’d fallen to his knees until he felt a blanket being wrapped around his shoulders, and he tipped his head up to find her grim face frowning down at him. He was shivering, he thought, maybe. Shock. He pulled the helmet into his arms, pressing it into his chest, and laid his head over the helmet.

“Come on,” Natasha said gently, pulling at his shoulder. “Thor radioed he saw a house nearby. We’re going to see if anyone’s there and if they’ve seen Tony’s body. Maybe they’ll have some… smelling salts,” she added after a moment of hesitation.

“Smelling salts?” Bucky repeated in disbelief.

“Well, you look like a cross between wanting to throw up and passing out,” Natasha said, not unkindly.

Bucky had to admit that she was probably correct.

.-.

“I appreciate this,” Tony said, curling further over the bucket he’d been handed as Dr. Tasker carefully stitched the cut on his forehead closed. “Is this legal?”

“I’m a veterinarian so I know what I’m doing,” Dr. Tasker reminded him. “And this is all I’m doing to treat you until we can get you to a hospital. How’s your stomach?”

“I’m gonna vomit,” Tony assured her.

“Great,” Dr. Tasker said. She turned her head at a knock on the door, then turned back to Tony sharply when he tried to do the same, holding his head steady. “Don’t do that. Philomena, get the door.”

Tony obediently didn’t move his head again. “Philomena is a nice name. Very elegant.”

“She complains she can’t find it on keychains,” Dr. Tasker replied. “I’m tying this off now.”

“Oh no,” Tony said, because that sounded deeply unpleasant, but he didn’t really have an option. “Well, Philomena is still a nice name. Can she get Mena on a keychain?”

Dr. Tasker shrugged. “It’s always spelled with an ‘i.’”

“Absolutely deplorable. Ow!” Tony exclaimed as she gave her medical floss one final yank before she snipped it from her needle. Then he blinked. “I’m gonna throw up.”

“I’ll believe it when I see it,” Dr. Tasker said, turning to tend to her medical supplies. “Who was at the door, Philomena?”

“It’s the Avengers!” Philomena cried cheerfully, leading them back into the kitchen.

Tony looked up, managed a smile even though he wondered why all his friends’ faces had gone ghost-white, then bent forward and finally threw up like he’d been promising to ever since he’d woken up in the Tasker’s storm cellar.

#aurumacadicus writes #winterironmonth #winteriron

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luckydragon10 · 1 year

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I posted 1,560 times in 2022

That's 1,486 more posts than 2021!

287 posts created (18%)

1,273 posts reblogged (82%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@moerusai

@antique-forvalaka

@biochemjess

@yeetlegay

@fractured-ice

I tagged 1,547 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#kinnporsche - 1,128 posts

#kinnporsche meta - 378 posts

#damn good meta - 306 posts

#you're so queue'd - 264 posts

#kinnporsche fanfic - 210 posts

#kinn theerapanyakul - 175 posts

#porsche kittisawat - 164 posts

#fanart - 119 posts

#kinnporsche fanart - 103 posts

#nemi answers - 92 posts

Longest Tag: 134 characters

#let me just go off and work on the hanwenzhou fanfic i have in progress to keep feeding you reasons to love these three ridiculous men

My Top Posts in 2022:

NGL, I high-key need Kinn to be nervous as hell over the thought of meeting Chay.

Because,

It will be the funniest shit to see Big Bad Mushy Mafia Boss desperate for the approval of the gentlest, squishiest boy in the show.

Kinn legit should be nervous after all the crap he put Porsche through, regardless of whether Chay knows about any of it.

And Chay is one of Porsche's only remaining family members and literally the only family member who matters.

329 notes - Posted May 19, 2022

How Porsche disarmed Big...

...and almost got away with it.

Some great discourse got me revved up about the fight choreography so far in KinnPorsche, so guess what? META TIME.

We know Porsche is a Taekwondo champion, though from what has been shown so far, he's generally NOT leading with his Taekwondo skills but rather with his street fighting skills. I say this as someone who has practiced Taekwondo. It's there, and I can see it in certain moments, but it's like it's buried in boxing and brawling moves.

I saw one especially big exception. Or should I say, exception for Big? (Haha. Get it?)

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Kim and Isolation

There's a lot of rage at Kim going around right now (ep 11 of KinnPorsche). And I'm the kind of person who sees everyone swimming in one direction, and it makes me want to swim the other way.

So I started thinking about Kim and trying to get in his head. I put on my writer hat and examined him from a character perspective and a narrative perspective.

What I came up with is that Kim is isolated as fuck.

Isolation as an Overall Theme

Isolation is a common and useful narrative theme for love stories because it sets up a reversal — the change from isolation to togetherness.

In KinnPorsche, each of the six main characters in the pairings experiences isolation in some way, and to varying degrees.

Kinn experiences the isolation that comes with all the unique pressures that he faces as the heir to the mafia empire.

Porsche, normally very gregarious and social, experiences isolation in his early days as a bodyguard — even with Pete's initial support, he's largely on his own.

Vegas, like Kinn, is an heir and has a family situation that isolates him, and he has a warped perception of the world and people around him. (Macau may be the only exception for him, though we're missing a lot of background and development there.)

Pete experiences isolation paired with vulnerability in his captivity.

Porchay experiences isolation in his family situation, with a deadbeat uncle and a brother who ran off to join the circus mafia.

Kim experiences isolation in his home, in his work as a solo artist, and in his investigation.

Kim "No Man Is Island Except Me" Theerapanyakul

Of the characters, Kim is the only one whose isolation is self-imposed. He's a unique story element in that way.

He's also the only character for whom we've heard inner thoughts (ep 5), because:

We as the audience need to understand those thoughts.

There is no one with whom he would share them aloud.

Narratively, the writers/directors got stuck in a position where they needed to add the "inner thoughts voiceover" trope solely for him, and only in that one place, because of how dramatically isolated he is.

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800 notes - Posted June 19, 2022

About Kim's polaroid collection

It was easy for me to miss the first time around, but...

Chay was hiding those polaroid pics for Kim to find at random moments.

Each picture was left as a gift.

This particular one was hiding in the guitar strings.

The rest of them in the box? Each one was almost certainly collected from a different hiding place. Each one with a hand-written message.

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1,086 notes - Posted July 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Fic Writers: You Need No Justification

I've had a few noteworthy incidents recently with the way readers have chosen to engage with my fic.

First, an early TLDR: Fic writers, you are under no obligation to justify either yourself or your writing choices to your readers. Ever.

There may come a day when a commenter thinks they can say whatever they like, without any care as to how that might affect you. They might, possibly, even be hoping to get a reaction. When that happens, I want you to remember that this commenter Is not your audience.

And you don’t have to let them walk all over you.

Recently, a commenter chose to disagree with my characterization and relationship dynamic choices, starting with a dismissive “Naah” and saying “I don’t like this idea that…” and “I don’t like this {character}...” and “I am sad now…” and “I can’t continue.”

And I chose to tell them to back off. Firmly. Then I got a response that really concerns me.

Name is hidden for no reason in particular. Because it’s a throwaway name anyway.

First of all, this commenter folded as soon as I showed I wouldn’t cater to them. Second, the fact that this person comments anonymously with “random names” is a dead giveaway that they know their behavior isn’t above board, and that having it traced back to them would be less than fun for them.

I also had another commenter recently who willfully chose to ignore tags, triggered themself, and left a comment about how upset they were. Similarly, I reminded this person that they chose to read the fic and recommended they make healthier choices for their own sake.

So once again: As a fic writer, you don’t have to cater, you don’t have to placate, and you don’t have to justify yourself.

(Note: The threads are frozen already, no need to go searching or get involved.)

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meadowmines · 7 months

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RGG Tactics Premium Adventure: Kiryu Everywhere (E Rank)

[Aoyagi gets a text immediately upon starting up a Premium Adventure explaining the Kiryu Everywhere system]

Aoyagi: So... I just gotta stall this Kiryu guy till the boss shows up? And I get paid for it? Huh! That doesn’t sound too hard.

[Nishida looks Unconvinced]

Nishida: Bro... you’ve never met Kiryu-san, have you?

Aoyagi: Nah, but one dude against all of us? Hell, we took the boss on and we’re still on the green side of the grass, how bad can this guy be?

[famous last words]

Nishida: Uh...

Aoyagi: Hey. That’s him, right? Big dude in the gray suit?

Nishida: Yeah, but--bro, I really think we should let the other guys handle this!

Aoyagi: Screw that, I need the money! Call the boss, would ya? I’ll go get his attention.

Nishida: Oh boy. [gets his phone out anyway] Boss? We’ve got eyes on Kiryu-san, but...

Aoyagi: Oi! ‘Scuse me! Kiryu-han! Hold up a sec!

[Kiryu stops and looks puzzled as to what this mouthy little manlet wants with him.]

Kiryu: What is it?

Aoyagi: Yeah, so... ya mind hangin’ out with me and my crew for a hot minute? Just till my boss shows up.

Kiryu: Your boss? ...you’re one of Majima-no-nii-san’s men, huh. Sorry, I’m busy.

Aoyagi: Listen, I’m gonna be real with ya. I need money to get back in the restaurant biz in Kamurocho and the boss is payin’ me bank to stall ya, so... hey, you look like ya know what’s what. I’ve kinda been out of town for the last couple years, what’s the cafe situation here lookin’ like these days?

Kiryu: I don’t have time for this.

[Kiryu starts to leave. Aoyagi jumps out in front of him, arms and feet wide, taking up as much space as a five foot five man who buys his shoes out of the boys’ department possibly can]

Aoyagi: I don’t think ya heard me, Kiryu-han. I’m broke as hell and you’re my new meal ticket.

[Against all common sense and better judgment, Aoyagi winds up to punch]

Nishida: Don’t do it, bro!

[Aoyagi does it. It’s like punching a truck. Kiryu does not even flinch. Horrible realization of what, exactly, Aoyagi has gotten himself into spreads across his face.]

Aoyagi: A-ah...

[WHOMP. Aoyagi goes flying and lands at Nishida’s feet.]

Aoyagi: ough.

Nishida: Hiro... I don’t want to say I told you so but...

[Kiryu starts to walk off. Aoyagi, bless him, gets right back up and cuts him off again.]

Kiryu: Tch. You don’t know when to give up, do you?

Aoyagi: My boss told me to stall ya. I do whatever the fuck he tells me to. Simple as that. Hey, bro! Is he comin’ or what?

Nishida: Th-the boss? He said he’s right around the corner, he’d be here in... about ten minutes?

Aoyagi: Okay. Shit. Okay. [squaring up] Ten minutes. There’s twelve of us and one of him. Statistics n’ math n’ shit. We got this, right? Sure. Form up, boys!

Nishida: [reluctantly squaring up] Oh my God... Oh my God...

[Tactical battle against Kiryu! Your mission is to survive for ten turns. Kiryu is, and I cannot stress this enough, unbeatable unbeatable. Your attacks will never take him below 1HP and Haruka is on the sidelines with an endless supply of Toughness Infinity to throw him if he gets to critical health. And he’s insanely fast and has more than enough range and power to wreck Aoyagi’s whole squad before the clock runs out if you try to go balls-out against him. All of Aoyagi’s usual battle chatter lines are, for Kiryu Everywhere battles, replaced with variations on the theme of “oh god oh shit we’re gonna die”]

[If the player runs the clock down (first time)]

Majima: KIIIIIIRYUUUU-CHAAAAAAN! ♫ I been lookin’ all over for ya!

Kiryu: [Done™] Majima-no-nii-san.

Aoyagi: [wheeze wheeze] S-sir, don’t! He’s--he’s not human! My whole crew’s on their last legs, if you try n’ take him one-on-one--

Majima: Aw, it’s just Kiryu-chan! He’s a big ol’ marshmallow! Ain’t ya just the biggest squishiest li’l marshmallow, Kiryu-chan? See? [relatively normal voice] Don’t sweat it, A-kun! I got this! He ain’t got near enough of his mojo back to--

[Majima steps offscreen and we are immediately treated to extended sounds of not-so-vaguely homoerotic violence while Aoyagi and Nishida wince and avert their eyes. Eventually we see the back of Kiryu as he’s walking off, and, as the camera pans down, we see he leaves Majima face down and occasionally twitching on the pavement behind him.]

Nishida: Good job, boss! You almost had him that time.

Aoyagi: Holy shit! Sir? Are ya dead?

Majima: [hysterical giggling]

Nishida: [helping Majima up] Yeah... this, um... happens a lot. He’ll be okay in a minute. Boss? [holds up three fingers in front of Majima’s eye] How many fingers am I holding up?

Majima: Uh... [squints] yeah, gimme fries with it.

Aoyagi: [mildly horrified] Sir!?

Nishida: See? He’s fine!

Aoyagi: [spicily horrified] BRO!?!

Majima: Urgh... hehe... here y’go, A-kun. [Aoyagi receives 10K yen and Majima staggers off] Keep up the good work!

Aoyagi: Is... is he gonna do that every time!?

Nishida: Probably.

[Subsequent successful stalls just get the violence and the reward]

[if Kiryu wins before the clock runs down (the first time)]

Majima: KIIIIIRYUU-CHAAA--? Huh? Where’s Kiryu-chan? ...Oi! A-kun! The fuck ya doin’?

Aoyagi, face down on the street: d-dying, sir ;_;

Majima: Dyin’? I didn’t give ya dyin’ privileges! [hauls Aoyagi to his feet] Ya had one job, A-kun. What was it?

Aoyagi: To do whatever the fuck ya tell me to but sir--

Majima: And what’d I tell ya to do?

Aoyagi: To-to stall Kiryu-han till ya showed up but sir--

Majima: So you wanna explain to me how come I don’t see Kiryu-chan around?

Aoyagi: S-sir--he’s a monster, we couldn’t--

Majima: Yer slackin’ on the job, A-kun. You know what happens when I catch ya slackin’... don’t ya.

Aoyagi: Yes sir :’(

[Cut to black. Extended sounds of evil overlord-on-highly throwable imp violence.]

Aoyagi, again face down on the street: [whimper]

Majima: Oh, and I’m dockin’ yer pay for that.

[Aoyagi loses 10K yen. If he has less than that in his wallet, Majima takes the whole wad. Of course at this point in the game, Aoyagi is probably going to have considerably more than 10K in his wallet but never mind that.]

Majima: Ah well. Better luck next time, huh? ...oi! This ain’t nap time, A-kun! Look alive, willya?

[having been pummeled by two Kamurocho legends in rapid succession, Aoyagi is lucky to be alive, much less have the energy to put into looking it.]

Aoyagi: Sir please

Majima: Tch. Here, drink this. And then GET YER ASS BACK TO WORK!

[Majima does, at least, drop a shitty health drink as he’s walking off so his most throwable imp is not left penniless and dying in the street]

Aoyagi: Ugh... man, I’m gonna have to be a lot more careful with that guy...

[subsequent fails just get a Majima jumpscare, the beating SFX, and Majima walking off with 10K of Aoyagi’s money and Aoyagi left with crit health and a Staminan X. The penalty is always 10K regardless of rank.]

[From this point on, you’ll sometimes see Kiryu wandering the streets of Kamurocho. He won’t start a fight with you and there’s no penalty for ignoring him. If you do pick a fight with him, the Escape command is greyed out and you’re locked into the battle until Majima shows up or Kiryu beats you. If you survive, you get cash. If you lose, Majima takes it out on your ass and your wallet (though he’ll always leave you a shitty healing item). After a certain number of wins, your Kiryu Everywhere rank increases and the next time you harass Kiryu in the street, you’ll get a little cutscene before the fight to warn you that shit just got harder :) ]

#yakuza #yakuza oc #aoyagi saga #fan game stuff

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ijusthavesomanyblorbos · 1 year

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who is your squishiest blorbo like which one of them could you just prod and poke all day without getting mauled

oh god. now that i'm thinking about it??? my blorbos are mostly assholes and divorced middle aged men??? what does that say about me???

anyways, even the ones that you could argue are "soft" in canon, my fav characterizations of them are really ones where they're soft and FIESTY- so, would not tolerate poking.

uhh but i'm gonna say clark kent!! he's pretty squishable i think. ultimate himbo material. and actually G my friend, you have just reminded me, i have like 12 pages i wrote on my thoughts on his (+bruces) characterization? i wasn't planning on publishing them.. but maybe i'll polish them up a bit and send them out since im on a content kick anyways.

#superman #clark kent #hbanswers #dc

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sarah-dipitous · 11 months

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Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 136

Meet the New Boss

“Meet the New Boss”

Plot Description: Assuming his new role as god, Castiel sets out to right some of the wrongs in the world. Dean decides to bind Death in order to stop him

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: No one died. Sure

My baby’s all grown up and playing god now

Oh we are picking up RIGHT where season six left off. It is…when I say uncomfortable to watch, I don’t mean in the regular way like gory when I’m trying to eat lunch. Godstiel is something else. I really thought for a second that he was backtracking on making the boys and Bobby bow to him when they actually started doing it. No. He could just see they didn’t really mean it. That it was out of fear, not love and respect. BABES. Come on

This must have been so fun to play. FUCK. After playing Cas as so in love with humanity (Dean) and so sympathetic to their plight and a bit of an underdog, to just turn and be cold and ruthless and SO. POWERFUL.

I recant my statement about no one dying. No HUMANS died, so maybe I’m still okay. But a fuckton of angels did

That’s so uncharacteristically healthy of you, Dean. I know you’re gonna kinda fuck it up probably later just based on the summary, but for now just fixing up Baby and then helping to fix up Sam when he wakes up is good.

Huh…what’s going on with Sam NOW??

YES, Godstiel!! I know this is Cas’s literally villain era but telling bigoted pastors that god is “utterly indifferent to sexual orientation” should never be counted among his crimes this season.

Oop. It’s already going wrong for him…

OMG this woman the news is interviewing about the 200 religious leaders Castiel’s killed today. “He had no beard, no robe. He was young…and sexy” STOPPP 💀

Love that Dean can’t argue with some of the things he’s doing though. But I mean, if your actions forced the klan to completely disband, I’d be handing you the Nobel peace prize

Oof, Dean is not taking this break up well. Or too well? He’s in a very cut all contact, don’t even think about contacting him mood. Dean doesn’t have a choice but to hear about Cas’s countrywide rampage, but there’s nothing he can really do about it…yet

Okay, it’s not all death and destruction. He has healed everyone with leprosy

Oh, Crowley…this is so unlike you. An RV? And Cas got to you anyway

Jeeeeeeeeesus, Cas. You are making it really hard to love you right now. You still need hell to serve as a threat to your enemies??

I had been wondering what had happened to the Cage since Crowley’s remodeling. It’s still there SOMEWHERE. But we’re just gonna gloss over that

Poor Sam. Like…I know Dean had this deep, dark emptiness when he came back from hell, but he didn’t get these visceral flashbacks that seep into his every day.

Dean in his little mechanic’s jumpsuit is working for me. Anyway, Sam overheard Dean and Bobby talking about how Dean just wants this to be the one time they’ve caught a break (re: Sam SEEMING mostly okay), and I’m so afraid he’s gonna try to cover it up to not be a burden

The SASS between Bobby and Crowley!!!

I KNOW it’s just because the stomach is the squishiest part of the torso overall…like, in terms of showing that something is trying to get out of the human form, but why was my first thought to seeing the purgatory souls trying to get out of Cas “oh, this was not tagged mpreg”

I know we’re in desperate times but did you have to tie up the owners of the house you just broke into to get to this crystal thingy??

Dean tried to bribe Death with fried pickle chips…Death, you are missing out. I’d take that bribe in a HEARTBEAT. (Especially since sheetz switched from chips to pickle fries……..)

THESE POOR HOMEOWNERS. Just sitting tied up in their living room while three men wearing flannel, a mutated angel, and the physical embodiment of death have a standoff. No one is ever going to believe them if they live through this

I know it’s ridiculously self-destructive but I do love when we get Leviathan Cas

OOOOOOOOOO THAT IS JUICY. Dean commanding Death to kill Cas and, before that can happen, Cas breaks Death’s binding.

Castiel, what did you doooo? You killed everyone on that senator’s election staff

Oh Sam…I’m glad you have your soul back and that you know all this stuff now, but…fuck. It’s so hard to watch you put yourself on the back burner so as not to burden Dean while you two figure this Cas stuff out

Sam reaching out to Cas is really wholesome

Oh no. Please don’t believe this, Sam. He (Lucifer) IS just a hallucination…………..right? Still. It’s a very good torture

Uuuuuggggggghhhhhhh the break in Dean’s voice when Cas wakes up from putting the souls back in purgatory.

Do I like how much I love Leviathan Cas?? We’re just not going to answer that question…

#hellsite nostalgia tour 2023

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heyitsyn · 4 years

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Manager!Seijoh Part 4

a/n: I LIVE FOR THESE MANAGER SEIJOH ASKS LIKE BLS TAKE OVER MY LIFE

(i originally planned to write the other schools for the manager scenario like theyre already in my drafts with plans and partly written out but like seijoh is my TOP PRIORITY (sorry pls dont hate me) BC THEY ARE MY BOIS)

also, most of my ask box is all for a kyoken ending and kyoken fluff and aoba johsai fluff and im quaking bc this is spurring me to create more aoba johsai imagines and my love for the other schools is just like being overshadowed by our little plant babies :’)

for more seijoh content, check this masterlist out!

anon request: Im the anon who mentioned the chaos about the dating and can I say I love it!!! 🙏🙏 i kinda have this hc for the boys that they fight whenever they go on bus rides, just because they want yn to sit next to them. But she usually sits next to the calmer members?? The reason the boys fight?? She may or may not have fallen asleep a few times, her head on kyo/iwa shoulder. 🥺🥺

LMAO THAT PART JUST REEKED CHAOTIC ENERGY AND SHE WOULD TOTALLY SIT NEXT TO THEM JUST TO SPITE THE OTHERS AND I LOVE THE IRONY LIKE THE MOST AGGRESSIVE LOOKING ARE THE SOFTEST AND CALMEST TOWARDS HER LIKE PLEASE KYOKEN AND IWA ARE JUST LITTLE SOFT BEANS AND DESERVE THE WORLD

(bruh im so soft for iwa and kyo like my best bois and i must write them out IMMEDIATELY bc theyre so uggghhhhhh!!!!!!!)

MY TWO MEN IN ONE GIF GOD HAS BLESSED ME-

oh dear

bus rides,,,,, yep here we go

the team is usually peaceful and civil w each other (minus iwa literally beating oiks up but thats irrelevant information)

like they dont really have fights or have any arguments bc they meet up every saturday to talk about the week and if anybody had any concerns or anything they were mad about since it was like a family meeting

but boy oh boy

when you entered this family,,, arguments and misunderstandings happened once a week

‘no! y/n-chan said she was going to go shopping with me!’

‘um, she already agreed to go to to the arcade w me’

‘wait, she told me we were going to go visit that cafe!’

yes you agreed to do those things w them but you never assigned a date

your attention was something that these boys were always wanting since they only see you during club hours and practices

their jealousy gets really ugly sometimes and the two first years actually get all smug about it

‘hm, y/n, we still up for studying later?’

you ruffled his hair and smiled up at him

‘yep! we need to set an alarm though or else i’d end up staying after 1 in the morning again’

‘great. cant wait’

kunimi rarely shows any emotion towards his senpais but they couldnt miss the smug smirk that made oikawa grip the volleyball and mattsun holding him back

god hes such a little shite

everyone knows that the first years have a upperhand than them bc of your same grade so the upperclassmen were much more sensitive to spending time with you outside of practice

and they liked to spend that time wisely

when the time for away games come, you weren’t that worried about it

i mean,, why would you when boarding the bus is going to be so early in the morning at like 4 in the morning and theyd be sleeping the whole time so you get peace and quiet

in fact, you were looking forward!

but nope!

jesus took the wheel and said no

instead, you were watching the team members shouting and yelling at each other at the asscrack of dawn

say sike rn

the 2 coaches were actually not there yet so they werent able to help you and whip the boys to order so here you were, bleary eyed and clearly still tired, sighing and rolling your eyes at the fight

‘SHE SITS WITH ME! IM TEAM CAPTAIN! I GET DIBS!’

‘NO! YOU DROOL ON HER AND MESS UP HER CLOTHES! YOU LIKE MAKKI-SENPAI MORE, RIGHT, Y/N-CHAN?!’

now you might be asking me, ‘author-chan, why are they fighting so hard for something as simple as a bus ride?’

well, my young grasshoppers, this is not just a simple bus ride

you are infamous in the team to be a sleeper

no matter what form of transportation, bus, car, any surface, you found yourself in dream land

yall i wish i was like that

the sleep paralysis demon beside my bed says otherwise

they freak out and fight over even a simple touch of affection from you, do you really think they wouldnt fight tooth and nail to being your pillow and freely watching your adorable sleeping face?

these men are fighting as if they were fighting something serious like a world war

lmao with how intensely theyre fighting, it practically is

but there were two players who actually didnt care either way since they only wanted you to be the most comfortable and they werent exactly the most squishiest members

in fact, they were basically all muscle and probably not the most comfortable

NOPE I BELIEVE THAT IWA IS IN FACT ONE OF THE MOST COMFIEST AND BEST PILLOWS IN THE ENTIRE HAIKYUU UNIVERSE

totally not my bias talking or anything

so it was no surprise when they didnt get themselves involved

iwa was already done w them and goes in the bus because mom deserves a nap

naturally, kyo follows the leader and boards the bus after him, leaving the others to fight it out in the school parking lot

you were happy that they were too distracted that they wouldnt notice you sneaking away into the bus and you were slightly disappointed that out of all the seats, kyo had to sit in the one-seater by the front

so you immediately went over to the other person, who was iwa-san, and he was just settling in, pulling out his teal blanket

you blinked at him when he caught you stare but he gently smiled before opening the blanket

‘i was never a fan of window seats anyways’

you happily bounced over to him and you placed your bag at the overhead compartment bc seijoh is bougee and can afford everything before you climbed over him to the seat next to the window

iwaizumi tried to make you as comfortable as he can so he kept the seat divider thing yanno what im talking about? between you

but his eyes widened when you casually pulled it up and snuggled closer to him

youve done this before so he opened his right arm for you to cuddle closer but he was still surprised

meanwhile,,,

you just closed your eyes with a smile as you pulled the blanket to your chin and practically glomped yourself to iwa

ugh im so jealous of you!!!!!!!!!!

‘hmmmm, youre so warm iwa-san. youre like,,,,, jacob from twilight’

his eyebrow quirked and he smiled, wrapping his arm around you and tightly holding you close

‘oh? the werewolf?’

he felt your head nod

‘mhm. so warm, and strong, yet so gentle and soft’

by now, both your legs were already swung over his lap and head on his chest as you sat sideways

his fingers traced circles around your middle as his other hand was fiddling with your fingers

‘didnt he like mark a little girl?’

‘iwa-san dont talk about that!’

his laugh grumbled his chest and you giggled, trying to become even closer towards his naturally warm chest and inhale his scent

lavender mixed with peppermint

it was such an odd combination from the people you knew and you were immediately drawn to it

thats why you usually wore his jacket rather than your own

he always gets confused as to where it is but you steal it and watch him look for it

you didnt hear that from me though

it didnt take a long time for you to fall asleep and by the time the 2 coaches finally arrived and yelled at the players, they were already late

‘oikawa, i thought youd handle this properly!’

oiks whimpered from the coach’s scolding but apologized then pushed everyone in

the sight in front of them made them both boil in jealousy and squeal in uwus

you, the softest and sweetest and kindest little flower human being, being cuddled up to iwaizumi, the brute and bara arms and the ultra macho strong man, who had his head on top of you

KYAAAAAAAA

even though they knew you were a heavy sleeper and iwa slept like a rock, they still quieted down and silently walked over to their seats, hissing and shushing at anyone who even made the slightest bit of noise

rustle of the bags?

SSSSHHHHHH

seat creaking as they sit down?

SSSHHHHHHHH

they only let this slide bc your sleeping face was just so cute and they didnt have the heart to wake you up

and also face the wrath of titan iwa and be thrown into the atlantic ocean like oikawa did one time

when you finally arrived at the stadium, they waited for a rough 10 minutes just to figure out how to wake you up

they didnt want to wake up iwa first and have him yell at them but they didnt want to wake you up first either

but kyo didnt understand the dilemma and instead just goes to the back where yall were at and he goes to the seat behind you so he could reach you easily and tickles your cheek

the team is just like 👁️👄👁️

your nose scrunches at this tingling sensation until it continues so you open your eyes and finds kyo just smiling down at you

oiks is literally shaking bc he could see the smallest smile on kyo’s face

‘wake up’

with his gruff voice, it sounded like he was ordering you around but you knew he couldnt help it and blinked tiredly at him, giving him a smile of your own

‘hm, hi kyo-san’

you winced at the sudden appearance of the sunlight and that made you fully wake up before flinched at the eyes of the other players

‘hello, everyone’

you said slowly and you sat up, noticing iwa still sleeping

oiks held his breath bc hes been friends w iwa since he was still a baby and he knows that its like waking up a sleeping dragon

‘wait y/n-chan-’

but you didnt listen and poked his nose

‘iwa-san? iwa-san, we’re here’

you cooed and the poking made his eyes flutter open and with his head still tilted to the side, he swore he saw an angel by the way the sunlight hit the back of your head giving you a smiling angel effect

hm, i could get used to seeing this when i wake up

you grinned and when he finally stretched, you sat up stright, waiting for iwa to get up so you could slide out

but kyo was an impatient little bean and just hoisted you out of there and towards him behind the seat

‘come on. i got your bag’

he mumbled and you nodded, letting him hold your hand

lmao wait i forgot the time this is set

this is set during the 2nd inter-high okay? okay

oiks was still complaining at kyo and iwa hogging you but you didnt listen and continued walking towards the entrance, glancing around at the other teams

as usual, oiks and iwa were walking to the front bc yanno, captain and vice-captain, while you and kyo walked at the back, mainly bc you didnt want any player to stray off like kindaichi did last time and look for him for hours

kyo gripped your hand and you turned your head to look at him to see his eyes glaring at anything

you chuckled which made him look down at you, the glare slowly disappearing

‘hm, kyo-san, you should really invest in contacts. it doesnt matter if wearing glasses makes you feel like a nerd bc you still need it to see’

he scrunched his nose when you scolded him and he was about to retort when him and the team caught the whisperings of the nearby teams

‘oh my god, seijoh and the beautiful manager’

‘how old is she? i hope shes at least a second year’

‘ngh id tap that’

IM BLEEHHHHH

‘is he her boyfriend? if so, the competition isnt that hard then’

kyo growled and was about to lunge at the yellow jacketed boy but you held him back, also worriedly looking at your boys

‘seijoh, down’

you ordered and they shrunk back, opting to just glaring heatedly at the other teams

you could still feel kyo shaking at rage to them sexualizing you but your hands squeezing him and the other hand rubbing his arm helped him control it

‘dont make a scene, kyo-san. its your first competition since your suspension, right? and you love volleyball so please keep it in. i can protect myself’

you whispered but he let go of your hand and wrapped his arm around your shoulder, pulling you close and continuing to glare at everyone as if he was asserting dominance

‘if they touch you-’

‘ill kick them between the legs, i know. you told me already’

you teased and he hummed in agreement

when they played, they were at ease bc the two coaches were there and they were also protective of you like their own so they wouldnt have to worry about someone to go after you

however,,

as they were warming up for the second game, you had to quickly fill up their water bottles bc they were already tired and dehydrated so you needed to fill them up

and they were all busy and you didnt want to bother them and you were going to be quick anyways so you just took the case of bottles and ran to the nearby water fountain

you were hurriedly filling them up and at your last bottle, you were about to cap it when you felt a presence behind you

he stood close and his arms snaked around your waist but you hurriedly tightened the lid and whacked him at the head with the heavy bottle

you continuously hit him and kicked him between the legs before hitting him again

‘DONT TOUCH ME AGAIN!’

you shouted and iwa and kyo were watching from the end of the hallway, panting from running so fast since they heard your shouts

okay a little flashback,

kyo was watching you from his perepharal vision and when he went up to spike, he took his eyes off of you for ONE DAMN SECOND and you nyoomed out of there

when he didnt see you anywhere, he wildly looked around and this caught the attention of the vice-captain

‘oi! kyotani! whats wrong?’

‘y/n. where is she?’

they took off running and the team was just like what

then they heard shouts and kyo knew it was you

his mad dog senses

hehe get it

he as about to tackle the guy but he saw you beat him with a water bottle and eventually taking another bottle and kicking him and hitting him with the two waters

the player cowered and scrambled to get away bc wow this girl was psycho

um no sir, she was protecting herself from hormonal testosterone filled children like you

‘YEA GO RUNNING! COME TO ME AGAIN AND ILL BEAT YOU UP HARDER! DISGUSTING! TRASH! GROSS! SCUM!’

maybe it was because the last time you were touched without consent was when you got bullied but you were definitely fighting harder and more aggressive at protecting yourself

you turned around and the rage from your eyes disappeared when you saw the two boys there

‘hey iwa-san! kyo-san! sorry, i needed to fill the water bottles!’

you grinned and placed the bottles back to the case before lugging it up

my god their eyes were shining

yep, thats my girl

when their games were over for the day, they made their way to the exit where the bus was at and you and kyo stayed behind again

you caught the eye of the guy and his team and you and kyo glared at him, both wearing a sadistic smile

UGH YALL ARE COUPLE GOALS I SWEAR

kyo even went up to him and the team shrunk leaving the guy standing there in fear at the look on his face

‘listen, i dont like it when my baby girl gets touched by filthy shite like you. so do it again, and ill chop those damn fingers of yours, got it?’

lmao he’ll come for your ankles

the guy just nodded in fear while his team were cowering at the back

you chuckled and pulled kyo to go bc as much as you liked watching this, you needed to go to the bus to go home

‘cmon, kyo, i want to go. im getting a headache from the smell of garbage’

he shifted his gaze to you and sent you a soft smile

‘okay. lets go’

hah you thought it ends there?

kyo is a dramatic little shite so he made a show of grabbing your waist and kissing your temple before flashing them a finger

oiks was tapping his foot impatiently at the bus and when you and kyo emerged from the entrace, he was about to snatch you up but kyo stood in front of you

‘EH?! KYOKEN-CHAN, I WANT TO SIT WITH Y/N-CHAN!’

‘no’

he said and didnt say anything else as he pulled you to the bus and into a two seater where you sat at the window again and he sat on the outside

‘hah? you want to sit next to me, kyo-san?’

you teased but he flushed red, hurriedly hiding in your neck

you laughed and brought a hand up to caress his nape

‘mhm’

he mumbled and you pursed your lips to hide the squeal

‘youre so cute, kyo-san’

‘not cute’

‘very cute’

‘no’

‘AM I CUTE Y/N-CHAN?’

‘SHUT UP SHITTYKAWA’

kyoken got away from your neck and went to hit the captain

oikawa screamed

a/n: my first week of school was so weird bc we only have like 2 days and the other days are just free days bc we havent really done anything except talk about our classes but im just hating this system like ugh i actually want to go to school bc ya girl is going to a tech school and this 2-day a week is not the vibe

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phoenixyfriend · 4 years

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The Naruto/Frozen Crossover

So I was planning on just doing an image ID thing for this post, but apparently the formatting on desktop is such a mess that it’s easier to just make a new post that’s text only. I can also like. Bulletpoint it so that it can be a little neater. All ideas were made with @firebirdeternal‘s help, because they are the most efficient enabler I have.

Also I added some bits at the end.

Under a cut, because it’s Long As Heck.

I originally had two options: either Mid-teens Elsa and Anna being transported to ninja land sometime pre-canon and running into Haku and Zabuza... or just like. Born as a Daimyou's daughters.

Spoiler alert, we’ve got nukenin and I’m a sucker for an intrusive crossover, so transported to ninja land it is.

Suggestion from Birdie:

Mechanism for crossover: Elsa ices over a Wishing Well by accident after having Wished for someone else who understood her, Anna and her fall in and get Ice Mirror Portaled to Ninjaland, falling out of an iced over pond near a shrine that Haku recently prayed at for similar lonely child reasons?

Which I like! They don’t end up there soon enough to run into Haku, because I want a dramatic chase first, but I like it.

Obviously, Anna is forced to learn about Elsa's powers because it's the only thing keeping them safe

Or at least alive

(Elsa will do ANYTHING to keep Anna safe, and if that means she has to get her hands dirty...)

...neither of them knows Japanese, so, you know. There’s that.

I'm thinking that they end up in/near Kiri at first

And they aren't FAST ENOUGH to get away so Elsa panic-enchants a giant reindeer made of snow to run away across the suddenly-frozen ocean.

She and Anna have to ride and Elsa is probably crying the whole time.

Oh shit this is like. RIGHT after their parents die, I forgot. So that’s a thing! They are in mourning and all that fun stuff.

Point is, they use the powers for a Self Defense thing and BBY Haku is just !!! "Master can we rescue them for Ice Cousin reasons?" Zabuza: Yes, and only for those practical reasons and not because I collect endangered children like people collect pokemon cards.

I imagine that maybe they track rumors of a Yuki-onna down, or the Giant Snow Reindeer rides by and Haku’s just like Wat

The girls just tag along with Zabuza because. Like.

Do they like him? No. Do they trust him? No. Do they enjoy the fact that he considers them pathetic civilians? No.

However, Haku is Baby.

Zabuza is REALLY annoyed at them being Useless Civilian Royals “but Haku likes them so I guess they can stay.”

Age at meeting, three years pre-canon:

Zabuza - 23

Elsa - 18

Anna - 15

Haku - 12

Elsa is 90% anxiety/depression master combo BUT if Zabzua protects her then she's WILDLY dangerous so like. Whatever

Elsa's bingo book nickname options, uninspired:

Winter Witch

Winter Queen

Ice Queen

Snow Queen

Something about a Yuki-Onna maybe

She's Very Stately and kinda breakable but Winter is her Bitch

I mean like, the fact that, if protected, she can shut down the agriculture of a fucking country? That's an S-rank even if she's not that useful in a fight.

She's like. Jinchuuriki-level destruction. Generally speaking she wouldn’t. But she could.

Elsa: What the fuck is a chakra? Elsa: my snow monsters are self-sustaining. Elsa: I'm gonna build us a house.

Zabuza has NO idea how her powers work and it is INCREDIBLY frustrating but “there’s no chakra cost to keep these things going and we have shelters on demand” is too convenient to question after a while.

Haku: Delicate, deadly, incredibly fast ninja work. Elsa: I can't dodge a kunai but watch me wreck your entire country's ecosystem in under a day.

Elsa is a siege weapon.

Meanwhile, Anna is really, really into the physicality of ninja practice.

She's clumsy and she's not very good at ninja stuff, but she sure is determined!

Anna also gets on Zabuza's nerves because she keeps insisting that Haku get to be a kid.

Anna: Let's make flower crowns! Zabuza: No, he needs to train, not- Anna: FLOWER CROWNS

Consider: Haku saying Elsa-nee-sama and Anna-hime.

Or just calling Elsa “onee-sama.”

Anna is also younger than Elsa and way more Fun so she probably gets adjusted to Anna-chan or Nee-chan.

If Zabuza calls Elsa “Hime-chan” or “Elsa-hime” or, Sage forbid, “Elsa-sama/dono” then he’s VERY MUCH making fun of her and he’s probably getting his soup frozen that night.

At one point, Elsa... tries to like. Convince herself to have a crush on Zabuza or Kakashi or something until Zabuza just puts a hand on her shoulder and asks "do you even like men?" "...that's an OPTION?"

Zabuza urging her to try and ask out a Cute Kunoichi and Elsa's like.... I can't decide if she's bright red and a useless lesbian or uncomfortable and ace.

I am SO invested in the siege weapon thing.

SHE IS THE SQUISHIEST WIZARD.

It's not her fault that every single other combatant on the continent is Massively Dangerous in melee! She took a very traditional back-line build!

Enemy: Doesn't it GRATE to protect someone so pathetic, Zabuza? Zabuza: She literally froze an entire castle of enemies to death because they harmed her sister, so. No.

Most Ninjas: Sharp Knife. S-Rank Mega Ninjas: Gun. Elsa: High Yield Explosive Rocket Launcher. Literally loses fights to the Knife People, because she can't bring her power to bear on that scale. But if you can give her Time and Prep? No contest.

Long distance AoE

Like you know how Nagato is literally dying of starvation due to illness and can't walk, but he's also capable of leveling powerful villages more or less on his own?

Elsa is the same Vibe.

It’s like sealing a bijuu in a civilian.

She's honestly both more and less powerful? Like it'd be hard for her to kill everyone in Konoha in the snap of a finger? But also, she could starve out the Country of Fire in a summer.

She WOULDN'T, but she could.

I always read Elsa as gay or ace but my brain keeps trying to ship her with dude ninjas and I have to yank it back on a child leash.

People insinuate that Zabuza is interested in Elsa and he's just "What? Ew she's like five."

"I'm eighteen."

"Five."

BUT

Elsa! Might mistake trust and companionship for a crush!

I can see THAT happening despite gay/ace.

Also like. I don’t think Zabuza is straight.

So mlm/wlw solidarity?

And Haku is probs genderqueer.

So Anna is THE TOKEN STRAIGHT.

Anna is like, the Straight Friend who will go to the mat for her queer friends. Like vicious. In-your-face barking like a mean dog at people who were being bigots.

You know how Elsa in the second movie uses her powers to make toys for kids out of ice?

Okay, so her practicing by making things with Haku.

But yeah, Elsa can't really do "throws ice senbon," but she can do Delicate Geometry Things since she apparently, canonically studies math for fun and loves fractals.

Haku: I can trap you in a prison of ice mirrors, and you are at my mercy. Elsa: LOOK AT THIS CASTLE I MADE???

Haku wants to do Pretty Things like Elsa

OH.

Elsa makes... snow bunnies..

For the ninja distraction reasons but also because it's a Soft Thing that makes her feel better about, uh, everything. And Haku likes bunnies.

Zabuza still takes The Dirty Missions but Elsa gets upset when he does something that hurts innocents and Nobody wants Elsa upset. Even Zabuza doesn't want Elsa upset.

When Elsa gets upset, overnight accommodations are suddenly Very Uncomfortable for everyone except her and Haku.

And then Anna gets upset, which makes Elsa even MORE upset.

And then things just keep getting colder.

Zabuza doesn't want Elsa upset for many reasons, not limited to: "Is actually capable of killing me from outside of Sword Range if she's mad enough, even if it’s not that easy" and "the Small Children would be unbearably sad if she died and honestly so might I."

She's more of a friend than a ward and he's not entirely sure he's okay with that.

Zabuza: "Ew, friendship."

He has absolutely no idea how to have a social interaction with people he isn't Bullying, Raising, or Threatening to Kill.

Elsa and Anna have no trouble convincing people they're related, at least. Different coloration with almost identical bone structure.

A tendency to burst into song when they feel emotions.

Identical weird accent that nobody can place.

FOOD

The girls are royalty, they don't know how to COOK.

But they also want food from HOME.

It's a lot of trial and error.

More error than not, since they have both no knowledge and also a language barrier to overcome. It probably takes YEARS before they can describe things like Unfamiliar Flavors well enough for people to say "OH that sounds like spearmint."

When they run into something they know that’s familiar, it’s life-changing.

Chocolate is more common in the elemental nations than in Arandelle and Anna may or may not cry about it.

Anna is loudly bossy, even at Zabuza.

Zabuza is gruffly commanding, to everyone.

Elsa doesn't actually like being in charge, but when she talks, people LISTEN.

(Haku is just happy to be here.)

Elsa radiates two things: Anxiety, and Natural Command, and she basically just fluctuates between those.

"I don't want to be in charge but also I'm vetoing this."

So, obviously, the main reasons that Zabuza keeps the girls around is that Elsa is a living siege weapon and he thinks she could be convinced to help him run a revolution in Kiri, and also that the Ice Queen schtick is like. Really good for Haku and Zabuza can’t really say no to the kid.

HOWEVER, Anna is clumsy and messy and all that, so Zabuza starts training her in Ninja stuff. Elsa joins in on the “I need to know how to Run Fast to get away from fights I don’t want to have in the first place,” but Anna’s the one that’s like “TEACH ME HOW TO SWORD.”

It’s honestly not that hard to teach her, she’s just really, really, REALLY enthusiastic.

Once or twice someone asks why she’s so bad at this yet running around with an A-rank nukenin and Zabuza’s just like “I’ve only had her for a year and a half, shut up!” because it’s not that he’s a bad teacher, it’s that she was a very pampered civilian until like a week before he met her.

He should get a MEDAL for even getting her to low Chuunin.

Zabuza: I'm taking a job from Gato Elsa, who has Training in economics and politics and bureaucracy: I have a better idea.

This is actually not entirely what I’d do but I wanted to make the joke first ANYWAY here’s an actual plot or something.

Oh, also by this point everyone is Canon Ages so Elsa’s 21 and Anna’s 18 and Zabuza’s 26 and Haku’s 15.

Elsa is getting paid to keep the water from interfering with construction, by way of....

ICE COFFERDAM

Elsa with Haku as her Guard while Zabuza is off running his own mission? Which Anna begged to go on because Cool.

Elsa also kind of keeps her involvement on the ice front semi-secret by claiming she’s there as an engineering consultant.

LISTEN canon made her like geometry, I can ENTIRELY believe she’d be excited about the bridge-building.

Gato has hired someone else on the danger level of Zabuza, who is Threatening to Team 7 + Haku? But then when things look bleak Anna and Zabuza arrive and then Scary Sword Man is on our side and oh dear that's a lot of blood.

Which, you know, fun!

Birdie suggested Raiga which I’m not feeling but I do feel the need to bring up as an option.

It’s also not Kisame BUT

Kisame: [giant lake dome filled with sharks]

Elsa: uhhhhhhhhhhh...

Giant lake dome: [is now a giant ice dome]

Anyway

Gato: I'm hiring an army. Elsa: [giant ice wall around his compound] Gato: ... these guys can walk up walls! Elsa: [adds snowman guards] Elsa: ... Elsa: [adds a ceiling]

Just puts Gato's entire mob in a fucking snow globe.

Zabuza shows up twenty minutes late with (Throwing) Star(buck)s just like "Oh, they dead? No? Want 'em to be? Okay cool I'm gonna go pick up Haku, I'll be back in like an hour."

Anna would... LOVE Naruto

ENERGETIC FRIENDLY GOOFBALL

"I found us a baby brother!" "No, we already have Haku." "BUT LOOK AT HIM."

Anna is only a year or two older than Itachi.

OH RIGHT

I wanted to make a joke about how Naruto also vibes with her because he's less judgmental that she can't really... talk properly.

Sasuke is Judgy and Kakashi is Paranoid and Sakura is Uncomfortable.

Meanwhile Naruto is just like "And I Shall Scream."

Anna, who learned Japanese from Zabuza (rude) and Haku (uber polite): WELL FUCK YOU, GOOD SIR Naruto: YEAH WELL FUCK YOU TOO, LADY Elsa, overly formal: I am... so very sorry.

Anyway, generic missing nin fights and all that.

Elsa gets injured in the process and after a variety of arguments, Naruto manages to convince them to take her to Konoha for medical attention.

Elsa is... usually the one getting injured.

Zabuza and Haku are FAST and Anna is at least learning (even if she’s only been doing it for three years), but Elsa is The Squishy Wizard.

If someone throws a kunai... she can’t... really dodge...

So yeah, gut wound.

Normally they find a nukenin medic to patch them up but Konoha is reasonably close and has some of the more skilled medics on the continent and they DID technically help the Konoha nin so like. Gah.

That’s Zabuza’s final thought. Gah.

Just “Fuck it, let’s save the ice queen.”

Elsa ends up in a half-literal-ice stasis state on the way there and it’s happened before (it is not the first time she’s been stabbed), but it’s always terrifying.

Especially to the Konoha genin who are just like WHAT THE HECK IS THAT.

So they get to Konoha, there’s a whole bunch of stuff about extradition treaties and “you are bringing a literal WMD of a woman into our town” and “we can’t just let MOMOCHI ZABUZA in.”

Anyway, it ends up being that Zabuza has to wait outside the village while Elsa is treated inside, and one of the Teenagers goes in. Obviously, it’s Anna, because Zabuza is INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE with letting Haku enter a village that’s known for having lots of bloodlines, and anyway, Anna’s the sister.

Bunch of stuff, she’s healing, etc, and then one day Anna comes in and is told “your sister had a bad reaction to the anesthetic, we couldn’t save her, I’m sorry, she’s gone.”

She flips out, gets shown the corpse, flips out MORE, gets escorted out to the village walls where Zabuza and Haku are waiting.

Horrified reactions

Zabuza doesn’t want to admit that it’s EMOTIONS because this is his FRIEND, he is clearly just upset about losing the living siege weapon.

Haku is just super confused and goes “But she’s not dead.”

“What.”

“She’s not dead, I can feel her, I can always feel her, it’s like sensing but just her, because we’re both ice. She’s alive, somewhere over... there?”

And points right in the direction of the Hokage Mountain, which for the purposes of this fic and also Drama is where ROOT headquarters is.

YEP we absolutely have that plot point.

Is Danzo overused as a plot device? Probably. Am I going to diabolus ex machina him anyway? Ye.

They kick up enough of a fuss that the Hokage gets called down.

He wouldn’t, normally, he’d leave it to a couple of skilled jounin and call it a day, except Naruto got involved so like. You can’t. Ignore that.

There’s lots of shouting.

Just like. A lot.

And then part of the mountain explodes!

AS ONE DOES

Elsa comes flying backwards out of the hole, catches herself on a spontaneous ice slide, gets to her feet.

Girl is swaying like MAD.

There are absolutely ANBU (both fake and real) coming after her.

At least one of them gets speared through by an ice spike.

Anna runs up to her, tries to hug her, gets batted away.

Elsa’s staring at her in sheer TERROR and starts muttering something about how Anna died years ago, this isn’t real, etc.

Nobody except Anna understands most of it, but Haku picks up enough to translate when Anna’s freaking out.

Elsa starts doing her Ice Castle thing in the middle of Konoha as a coping mechanism, mostly so she can get Up and Away and Shielded By Ice.

This is not a good look.

Especially because she’s singing, which Zabuza always thinks is a bad omen because it means shit is getting real and one or both of the girls are about to get a powerup or be beaten even harder than otherwise. When they start singing, things get More Dramatic And Extreme).

(Zabuza does not like Disney Musical Rules)

Danzo shows up.

There’s a bunch of arguing.

All the medics insist that nothing she was given at the hospital should have caused amnesia, psychosis, hallucinations, delusions, etc.

It’s. Not hard for Hiruzen to guess what happened.

Namely that Danzo, upon finding out that chakra dampeners didn’t do shit since none of Elsa’s powers come from chakra, decided to keep her drugged up and start using genjutsu to make her more malleable.

Because like. An injured WMD just showed up in your village. What are you supposed to do, not try to kidnap her and turn her to your side? Like, come on. What was he supposed to do?

Not that, Danzo. Literally Not That.

IDK how it gets resolved, probably Anna getting to her with the power of love, because Elsa is ultimately Super Disney.

I also don’t really know where to go from there other than “Maybe Jiraiya can get you home, but also I’m pretty sure Zabuza wants you all to get the hell out of here and take over Kiri” but who knows.

Also

IMAGINE ELSA MEETING GAI.

Imagine Ino getting a puppy crush on Elsa.

IDK that’s it for now.

#Frozen #Naruto #Momochi Zabuza #Yuki Haku #Zabuza #Haku #mini fic #Phoenix Babbles #Crossovers #Phoenix Posts

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kpophours · 4 years

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to spread positivity, could you tag some of your friends and write some nice words about them 🥺

that‘s a very sweet idea, anon !! 💞 my loving rant can be found under the read more, as this post would have gotten way too long otherwise ...

@unfiltered-demon-child

light of my life, i honestly couldn’t be more thankful to call you my friend. i love our weird antics, our random conversation on literally every social media platform and i love facetiming with you for legit 6 hours straight and still failing to watch twilight yet again. you make my life so much better and i love you more than you’ll ever know!

@zev-parrish

i will never not be thankful to you for opening a vav gc almost a year ago now. i love our teasing, our mostly loving quarreling, you challenge me in the best way, and you’re one of the most reliable and open-minded people i know (you’re also kinda funny, i can’t deny that). you’re the new to my q, and even if you might make a disgusted noise at this, i truly love you (and i know you love me too, bitch).

@itsakpopalypse

my amazing, strong Laura, i don’t understand how you manage to do half the things you do every day, you’re truly just incredible and an inspiration. thank you for always listening to me, for sending me stupid memes just to make me giggle and for always hyping me up. i love you, my most precious libra!

@dotheddaengthing

my purple haired goddess, thank you so much for your bright and warm light, your beautiful smile and your endless thirstiness (it will always be hilarious). if half the people on earth would have your positivity and sweetness, the world would be a better place for sure. i can’t wait for winecation to happen to finally smother you in hugs and love!

@kesmonster

my sweet babie flame #1, i love your dramatic antics, your crazy snaps, your seemingly endless creativity and your support. you have such a warm light around you and i’m incredible happy to call you my friend - i have only love and adoration for you!

@moonbaesic

my sweet babie flame #2, i love listening to your rants on snapchat (or whatsapp, or kkt, or instagram, ororor ....), love when you show me historical sights near you, and love when we use our linked brain cell to think of new moodboard collabs. you’re one of the softest, squishiest people i know and i adore you endlessly!! watch me drive to belgium once this whole corona mess is over!

@soocculents

my amazing, talented wife. you’re one of the most genuine people i know and i wish i was half as funny as you, because your one liners on kkt will probably kill me one day. i hope that we’ll be able to see each other one day not only in our dreams but in real life too, as i really wanna hold one of your beautiful big hands, interlace our long fingers and make heart eyes at you!

@glowinseong

Hanna, i’m so glad you messaged me one day just to rant about Inseong, because honestly - that was one of the best days! thank you for introducing me to many more groups *cries in multistan* and for being one of my calmest, most supportive friends. thank you for listening to my rants about whatever topic, and for always crying with me over Inseong - I love our hive mind and I already miss watching rtk with you!

@heonsbebe

oh Sam, honestly, I’m so glad we got to talk all these months ago thanks to our tumblr tags lol. you’re such a genuine and funny person, and i love your big heart and bright personality. you don’t know how many times a week i stare at your birthday present for me - it’s just as adorable as you! thank you for always making me laugh!

@callmeninibear

Haley, i think you’re pretty much my biggest spirit animal. honestly, about 90% of the stuff you say i’m just like “oh, i feel”. thank you for sharing my hatelove for Johnny, i truly think i’d go crazy otherwise. i love your rants about your men, you never cease to brighten my day! i’m also legit thinking about your “... bitch”-video at least once a day and just giggle.

@yangcaffeine

precious, sweet Nya - honestly, there’s no one I’d rather share Yuchan with than you. you’re just so sweet and adorable and funny, I can’t wait to drive to Italy just to hug you and smother you with love! it will absolutely happen one day, and then we can talk about all the books we love and cry over cute Yuchan pictures together!

@waterfallsandrosebuds

my crazy Gemini sis, thank you for your endless creativity and ideas! it’s amazing to see your mind work and you never cease to make all of us laugh. thank you for always being supportive and sweet. also, i will never recover from hearing your sweet, angelic voice!

@oh-my-vocal-unit

sweet Liz, I know we haven’t known each other for that long yet, but I truly think you’re one of the brightest and most positive people I’ve ever met! if I had to pick a color for you, it would be yellow - you truly just radiate warmth and light! I can’t wait to talk to you more and get to know you even better!

... I’ll end this here, or else I’ll never manage to do half the stuff I have to do today (like laundry and cleaning lol)

just know that I truly love and appreciate all of you guys 💞

#this was really really sweet #thanks for asking anon !!#ask #answered #anon #my beautiful moots and friends !!

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hureuf · 4 years

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A bright sparkling smile magically appears on Artimus's face, "Welcome back to The Bachelorette, we now have Boston Reeley here with us, a 22 year old scientist from San Myshuno. How are you doing Boston?"

Boston gives his best amicable smile, despite the heat and stuffiness. "I'm doing pretty good!" He says brightly. "I'm not really used to being on camera anymore, so I'm a bit out of my element, but I'm getting used to it pretty quick."

Artimus turning his dazzling grin towards Boston, "For someone who has always avoided the spotlight what made you want to be on the bachelorette?"

Boston chuckles lightly, rubbing his shoulder. "Well my sister showed me the ad with Maisie's, and I couldn't stop thinking about her. Plus, one of my big things is that I love gathering new experiences. So I figured, why not put myself out of my comfort zone and take a chance. I might not win, but at the very least I think this experience will help me grow."

Artimus nodding, looking sideways at the camera, broadening is grin for the camera due to some prompts by the director to smile more, "What are your initial thoughts on Maisie? First impressions?"

Boston blushes lightly. "Well obviously she's gorgeous. But beyond that she seems like a person I could really relate to."

Artimus chuckling at Bostons reaction, "Does it concern you, the rumors going around that she is a part of a mob family?"

"No it doesn't." Boston says firmly. "I know what it's like to be constantly associated with your family and I know it doesn't define who you are." He says. "And I know you can love your family dearly with nessecarily wanting to be involved in your world, and even if she is, then I know better than to judge a person based on just one aspect of their life you might not understand."

Catching the defensive tone in your answer, "We assure you there's no mob to worry about, as you know rumors get started and spin out of control in this world."

Boston nods. "Rumors are honestly part of the reason I don't like the spotlight. People hear things and think they know what the story is without even even meeting someone."

"Unfortunately that's part of stardom but let's move on," Artimus clearing his throat and broadening his smile again, convinced that last part with be cut. "What are you hoping to gain from this experience?"

Boston chuckles. "Well ideally an amazing partner." He jokes. "But really just becoming more well rounded, doing things I wouldn't usually do, getting close to people I wouldn't normally meet. I think I can maybe come out of this a better person."

"What do you bring to the table? Is there anything that makes you stand out from the other contestants?" Artimus inquires, getting the interview back to a safe median.

"Well looking around in probably like... The squishiest contestant." Boston jokes. "I see a lot of very manly, tough looking guys, and I'm the type of guy who puts sweaters on his cat and makes space puns." He laughs. "I don't if that an advantage or not, but I think I definitely stand out."

Artimus laughs, being very manly and muscular himself, "We definitely don't get very many contestants like you in our challenges but the staff thought you'd be a good fit for Maisie like these other men. You'll just have to prove it to her."

Boston gives a bright smile. "And I'm really looking forward to it. Thank you guys so much for giving me this opportunity."

Artimus's grin broadens, "Do you have a plan on how to win Maisie’s love and affection?"

"Well I plan to be myself for sure." Boston says brightly. "I want to be really open and honest. I might make her things or bring her floeers, just try to be thoughtful and considerate. I also plan to tell tons of jokes and maybe show off a few pictures of breaker." He jokes.

Artimus chuckles, "What are you going to miss most while stuck in the house? Is it going to be Beaker?"

"Definitely Beaker." Boston agrees with a laugh. "He's my baby and usually he sleeps curled up with me every night. In also going to miss my job, since I really genuinely enjoy what I do."

#boston reeley #gecko-sims #artimus blair #maisie's bachelorette challenge #bachelorette challenge #ts4 bachelorette challenge #maisie's bc interview #ts4 #simblr #ts4 simblr

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clumsyclifford · 4 years

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You posted the Spidermalum fic! so you get rambles 2 days in a row but I went overboard with this one: (1) I love that L is still the same whiny, aesthetic conscious boy. (2) Excuse you. Even secure straight men would find Cal cute bc he’s the cutest, squishiest boy. (3) I love that M being so gone on C is a req for all Malum fics bc yes, that is 100% M. And he really would go happily by being kissed to death (4) the social contract?! I- do you know what the actual social contract is? 😂 [1/3]

(5)M’s Ned and MJ combined isn’t he? (6) But also Malum using the project to annoy Lashton is consistent the to rl bc they’re all sh*theads toward each other (7) I’m even happier that we get the Muke side of all the caf convos bc mortified Luke!!! (8) “Bitching at Luke is up there among Michael’s favorite pastimes.” WE KNOW. (9) Luke worrying with a sense of upright justice was the funniest thing I read. You are brilliant with words!! [2/3]

10) I love remembering that A’s type is awkward gangly boys (11) the image of L judo-flipping A ended me (12) cal is the best guy isn’t he? Always patient and sweet. Can you tell i’m in his lane? (13) b-but we didn’t get the reveal of L’s identity? I still love everything about this though. Thank you so much for gifting us with your words. -🕷

luke’s main personality trait is Wants To Look Cute he cannot be held accountable for that

YES i know what the social contract is but sometimes there is a second, secret social contract which says “if you are hot you can’t be good at stuff and if you’re good at stuff you can’t be hot” and calum is breaking THAT social contract

you know what now that u mention it yeah....michael really is just ned + mj. if i had thought for .1 seconds longer about this ‘verse i could have probably put someone in like maybe jack or alex to be MJ but like.......don’t care <3 anyway this way it’s kinda cuter cos it’s just them. in MY opinion

writing the muke side of the caf convos was actually one of my favorite parts of this fic like that was just fun for me even tho i had to go back to the og spidey au fic and be like “okay how did it happen and when exactly did he do what” but like it was cool uno

KGJFKDMGLFCJGK yeah............sorry........maybe i have another fic planned for that. we’ll see. it is honestly my pleasure i love to hear your thoughts about it <3

#spidey anon #what would i do without you <3 #anonymous #ask #answered

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wizardessheart-sideb · 5 years

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There was a question I'd had stuck in my head for a couple of days. But because it was slightly invasive, I didn't want to ask Hugo about it. But as the days went on, I needed to know. Hugo and I were cleaning out the backroom of the Prefect's Office. Things had been quiet and the question burned in my mind. It was now or never.

“Thanks again for helping me clean,” I told him. I needed to ease into this.

“I didn't have anything else to do today,” he replied.

“Good.” I took a deep breath. “Listen, you can stop me if it's too personal but... Have you been to a lot of dimensions?” Hugo froze. Already, panic set in. I'd gone too far. “I'm sorry, I -”

“I have. What of it?” he asked.

“I-I was just curious. I was wondering if... If we'd fallen in love in another time,” I inquired. Hugo shrugged.

“Given how many universes and timelines there are, I wouldn't be surprised if we did. But this is the first one I've been to where we've fallen in love,” he said. He opened his mouth as if to add something, but shut it and fell silent.

“What?”

“I've been to a lot of timelines. I've seen you fall in love with other men time and time again. It’s never bothered me before, but…” His voice trailed off.

“Wait, really?!” I asked. Hugo nodded. “With who?”

“Pretty much everyone. Elias, Alfonse, Caesar, Lucious...” He trailed off again. I just stood there, unable to think properly. “What's with that face?”

“I just... I guess I just can't believe there are other universes where we're not in love. It's weird to think about,” I admitted. “I don't want to be with anyone but you.” He smiled and kissed my cheek.

“Likewise.” We went back to cleaning. I felt a little better after asking, but the idea of me ending up with someone that wasn't Hugo felt weird. I almost wanted to go take a shower as if to clean off the crawling feeling. “Hey, do you want me to hang up this mirror?” I looked over at him and saw him standing in from of a forever mirror.

“Nah, just leave it there. It's fine,” I told him.

“What is it?”

“It's a forever mirror. They show you your future with your partner. We had to confiscate it because too many people were trying to use it in the archives and it was something of a fire hazard,” I said.

“It's a bit frivolous, but that's an impressive feat to pull off,” he commented. “The mirror, not the fire hazard.”

“Do you wanna try it?” I joined him in front of the mirror and reached around it, trying to find the manual. “It's pretty easy.”

“I'll pass.”

“Oh come on, it's fun!” I got the paper and read it over. Hugo still didn't look convinced. “Well, if you're not going to, then I'll show it off.”

“But we need to clean -”

“Show me the bonds which weave my future! Ad Maltos Anos!” A bright light flashed in the room, making me shut my eyes. When I opened them, I was lying in a bed. I sat up and looked around, but I couldn't remember this bedroom. I guessed it was my future home.

“Hugo?” I called out. He was in front of the mirror with me and I wondered if he had gotten sucked in here too. A few seconds passed and no response. I swung my legs over the bed and got up. I was almost to the door when it opened. Hugo stood there, but it wasn't the Hugo I knew. His hair was longer and tied back in a braid. He looked older, more mature. In his arms was a swaddled baby.

“What are you doing out of bed?” he demanded. “The doctor said you needed to rest.” He put a hand on my lower back and started gently pushing me back to the bed.

“The... The doctor?” I asked. I sat back down and he visibly relaxed.

“You still have stitches since you accidentally tore some open, remember?” he said. He walked to the other side of the bed and climbed on. Now that I could see the baby up close, she did look pretty big...

“Right. Sorry, I must be a bit addled today.” I tried to laugh it off and he seemed to believe it.

“Just a couple more days and you should be fine,” he reassured me. I nodded. I glanced down at the baby again. She had the squishiest cheeks I had ever seen and bright golden eyes like her father.

“She's so cute,” I breathed. Hugo chuckled before kissing her head. She cooed and the sound melted my heart.

“She's perfect,” he said. I reached out for her and he handed her over. Despite her size, she felt lighter than a feather in my arms. She cuddled up to me immediately, her warm body hugging mien as I put her on my chest. The back of my throat started to burn. I fought back tears as I looked down at her.

“She is,” I managed to reply. Hugo rested his head on my shoulder and let our daughter grab his finger. “I love you a lot.”

“I love you too. You and Lucina,” he said. I'd never seen him look so softly and kindly before. I wanted to cry even harder, I was so happy. This was our future together. “We can raise our daughter in a beautiful world because of you.” I couldn't hold it back anymore. I started to cry.

“I-I'm so happy. This is all I could ask for,” I told him. Hugo gave me a soft smile and carefully wiped my tears away.

“I'm glad,” he said. Suddenly, there was a bright flash of light and the warmth from him and our daughter disappeared. I opened my eyes and I was back in the storeroom. Hugo was looking away from the mirror.

“You... Y-You didn't have to do that,” he said, voice sort of strangled. He was teary-eyed. Still overcome, I flew to him, hugging him tight. His arms wrapped around me. “B-But I'm glad you did.” We stood in there, me crying joyful tears and holding Hugo tight. Our future was so bright and I couldn't wait for the day we brought our little Lucina into the world.

#hugo peers #wizardess heart #wizardess heart+#shall we date wizardess heart #shall we date wizardess #the vow

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