#one liners

[spirker]

One of my favourite lines from S1 🩷

Gif credit: @llokilaufeyson

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #ofmd season one #one liners #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ed and stede

[0nelinerwordplay]

Growing old is like climbing a mountain - the higher you get, the more you realize you should quit climbing mountains.

#inspiring quotes #book quotes #life quotes #poems and quotes #quotes #poetry quotes #relationship quotes #words #literature #quoteoftheday #lit #onelinerstoryteller #oneliners #one liners #onelinerepost #onelinerjokes #onelinerquotes #oneliner #life #existence #life lessons #optimism #late night thoughts #spilled thoughts #thoughts #feelings #emotions #3am thoughts #inner thoughts

[karihighman]

This is one of many examples on Monk 😆🤣

#monk #monk tv show #adrian monk #tony shalhoub #bitty schram #sharona fleming #are they gone #birthday party #hide and seek #one liners #hilarious #best lines #stolen from twitter #line delivery

[theactioneer]

Robowar (Bruno Mattei, 1988)

#reb brown #80s #action movie #direct to video #knife #movie quotes #one liners #wink #gif

[countesspetofi]

ARCHER S14 E06, "FaceOff"

#archer #archer fx #archer season 14 #face off #gary #lana kane #cheryl tunt #ray gillette #sterling archer #zara khan #pam poovey #one liners

[duskymrel]

oh my god i found some really old fanfic i wrote back in middle school and I was so bad at writing but i WAS good at one thing. and it was banger lines. My personal favorites from the one I was reading were:

“I’ve held you in my heart from the day we met. Now I want to hold you in my arms for the rest of our lives.”

“Jokes are not meant for the jester. They are meant for the king. And if the King does not find it funny, the Jester will be executed.”

“You don’t need wit to make a joke. But you do need wit to make a funny one. And you, my dear, are terribly unfunny.”

“What will you do when the poor revolt? They're quickly reaching the point where they'll have nothing left to lose. And when you allow your people to reach that point. Well. That’s when empires fall.”

“Don’t get cocky. One day people will examine the bones of the rich and will not be able to distinguish them from the homeless. Know how little your wealth matters in the end. Can it save you from the inescapable claws of death?”

my grammar? awful. my plot? cringe. but man i was spitting BARS when i was 11.

#writing #duskys textposts #memes #funny #one liners #fanfic #no i didn’t post it anywhere i didn’t have the balls #they stayed on google docs forever where they belong

[veryrealauthorthings]

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[vampireink]

I would steal the stars for you but your eyes already shine brighter than anything in the whole universe

[Kas]

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[transluisserra]

Small collection of the best (and worst) one liners from Leon S Kennedy in Re4r. This is my personal list, ranked.

Best:

Number 1 goes to "Oh, I'd ask for a refund." No explanation needed. 10/10 hilarious

Second Place: "We all have names." Come on Leon, upset that the cute Spanish boy isn't flirting with you right now? I know it sucks when someone you thought only had eyes for you turns out to be an attention whore, but still. Jealousy is a good look Leon.

8/10 cracked me up but not like telling someone they needed a refund on their ultimate power.

Third: "Sorry didn't realize that was yours" This one had me rolling just solely because it was unexpected. I didn't get a screenshot of it but it was also tied with "sorry I'm a one woman kinda guy" which was also during this fight. Props to the writers.

8/10

#4: "You were right about the animals" First of all, rude Leon. That man had a family and was--- joking. The way he delivered this nailed it for me. A+

6/10 not too funny but pretty witty.

Worst

Alright this might get a little controversial. So there are only 2 screenshots on this list, but there are 3 entries. I lost my screenshot due to my Xbox deleting it (thanks microsoft) but the least worst of the group is:

"Look at these busy little bees. Better be careful not to get stung." This is embarrassing. I can't believe he said this. Like it hurt my soul to listen to him.

5/10 makes me laugh but I'm not proud of it.

Second worst: "Time for the teacher to be taught" Bet his loser ass thought this was hilarious. It's so lame. It's not the lamest thing he's said, but it's pretty up there. When trying to sound cool, maybe refrain from saying this one.

4/10

The worst of the worst for me: I'm not typing this one out. It's too long. But this delivery is spot on, just the joke is waaaaaay too long.

0/10 kill me this is so embarrassing. Still not as bad as the kumbaya delivery in the og but come on.

Think there should have been another on this list? Tell me your thoughts. Shoot me a message and I might just make another one.

#leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #re4 #re4r #one liners #my post

[keepersofmyheart]

Ambrosia

My mamaw made this all the time

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[bean-writes]

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

#puns #jokes #pun #joke #need a laugh #laugh #haha #one liner #one liners #desert power #dad jokes #haha someone please date me

[squirmtastic]

Char lays down the most iconic lines!

They are all so indicative of his personality and motives too.

#char aznable #anime and manga #mobile suit gundam #gundam the origin #mobile suit zeta gundam #chars counterattack #iconic #one liners

[just-a-music-and-poetry-lover]

Our vows of eternal love sound like eulogies now.

#writing #writing poetry #poetry #writeblr #writers and poets #writers on tumblr #one liners #poems on tumblr #original poem #poets on tumblr

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Villain one liners that you are free to use:

-“You speak as if I deem you worthy of conversing with.”

-“It’s not if I succeed, it is when. Just as how it is not if you will submit to my will, it’s when.”

-“This moment is the greatest in your life. For you have shown yourself worthy of inconveniencing me for a minute.”

“For me to fear you I would have to acknowledge your existence.”

-“From the heights of heaven to the depths of hell, no one has ever come close to being my equal.”

-“It’s nothing personal, for it to be personal I’d have to feel anything towards you.”

-“You stand before me and you see a king of evil, yet I look and see a mouse think he is a lion”

-“You will come to regret rejecting the blessing of being beneath my notice.”

-“Take a moment to revel in the achievement of sharing the air of someone so far above you. Very few insects have such an awareness”

#villain dialogue #Gale writes #one liners