Did you ever see that story on tv about those women that had cancer? Anyway, they all had cancer. So what do they do? They go to this bootcamp where they have to climb over walls and crawl through the mud, swing over these bottomless pits whilst this former drill sergeant terrorises them. And I'm watching this and I'm thinking, "Christ! Don't these crazy bitches have enough shit to deal with?" Then one of them comes out of this swamp that's full of fucking crocodiles or sharks or something and she's laughing. Laughing. And she says...
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Journey to Babel - TOS 02x10: AKA Spock’s Tailor-Made Day From Hell™
This is Spock’s worst nightmare caught on camera, ladies and gentlefolks.
Notice how someone snapped the precise moment his soul left his body.
It is the perfect blend of
and
I mean . . .
When your parents are making out all over your place of work.
Bonus: Your dad hates you and your boyfriend slash boss starts squaring up with him about it.
MY PARENTS ARE MAKING OUT IN FRONT OF MY BOSS WHILE SAID SPACE BOSS HUSBAND IS YELLING AT MY DAD ABOUT HOW GREAT I AM. HE WANTS MY DAD TO ADMIT IT BUT HE WON’T AND THEY ARE BOTH EQUALLY STUBBORN. THIS IS UNINHIBITED CHAOS.
THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT EMBARRASSING. I AM OK WITH THIS. I DO NOT EXPERIENCE EMOTION. ᕙ( ︡'︡益'︠)ง
After the throw down Jim looks so shook like “Oops. I think I just alienated our Vulcan diplomat because I love his son too hard. Ahem. My bad.”
Amanda: Ahh, they’re fighting again. :) This is so familiar. Feels like home.
Jim: *Internal gay panic and screaming oh my god oh my god my husband really is an alien and his father is a gila monster and I just came for him like that when I’m supposed to be working what have I gotten myself into OK breathe*
Amanda: Breathe, sweetie. We got this. We’re humans. Adapting to dumpster fires is our specialty. We’ll be OK. We can handle them.
(They look like they already love each other and have this crazy camaraderie? You know they do?)
Anyway reigning in the ADHD, the only thing that could make this day worse for Spock would be:
Well, shit.
Now Dr. McCoy has enough ammo to keep him fed for however long the remainder of his cantankerous human existence allows.
(Spoiler alert: McCoy lives for a long ass time. And he stays just as petty that long, too. I don’t doubt that his scattered particles would still be complaining out there somewhere in space long after he is gone.)
But I digress. I love Journey to Babel.
AKA Spock’s Tailor-Made Day From Hell™.
(Source: TrekCore)
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i can't believe i haven't mentioned the other scottish play episode yet because holy shit it is such a good one. katy berry is an incredible guest and she just keeps on throwing curveballs and it is hilarious
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The Weeping Angels are scary,
BUT
That unknown alien in “Midnight” was way scarier on so many different levels…
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oh my god. i’m thinking of the losers club, in their early 20’s, chaperoning georgie’s prom. georgie makes bill promise that he and his friends will not embarrass him,,, bill makes no such promises. he loves his little brother, of course he does, but he can’t help himself as he and richie tease georgie about his prom date, asking if she’s his giiiiirlfriend, the same way the little georgie used to tease bill about any girl he was friends with. all night long georgie’s being asked the question “is that your brother?” as the losers steal snacks from the buffet and dance in the corner of the room.
at first georgie’s embarrassed, but then he realizes that his brother and his friends are harmless, they’re just having fun themselves, and even though it’s probably not allowed he tells them to come out from the edges of the room and onto the dancefloor and he actually enjoys bill’s and the losers’ company, and the losers have a pretty good time as well
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just rewatched the nurses (5x06) because me and my friend have started season 5 and I cried once again - 3 for 3
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One thing about me is I always unmute for the timothee chalamet apple tv ad
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