"Good morning master. Here is your morning coffee."
I said to my master.
I am y/n I work as a bodyguard for this famous alpha male wolf a named ke- I mean, Benji.
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*sigh*
"You little baka." My master Benji said to me
"Huh..?" I responded
"I've told you, you didn't need to do that my little bunny baka." Master Benji said. "I-I i'm sowwy.." Y/n exclaimed. "It's fine my little cookie wookie bunny baka." Master kenj- I mean, Benji said. "Now you take that coffee and make me a sandwich and make the plate nice and warm for me" Benji said.
I just realized I didn't make him food the night before. It's 7:00 AM now and my shift ends at 6.09 PM.
"Master Benji..my tail ahh"
"What is it.. Oh, I see"
*Master Benji takes his belt out..*
""I will choke you with this belt" A wise man named Nicholas the girraffe once said."
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"Don't move" Master Benji told me he'd put his hand on my throat.
"uh... Auh" I asked in fear
"Please master, I'm sorry." Y/n said. "No you're not" my master replied. "This is an order Y/N. Do not move or else I will chop off your tail"
I tried to talk back but no one pays me to talk.
"How can you be that submissive my little rabbit baka..?.." my master asked me
"I'm sorry master" Y/n said in remorse. "But I didn't know..."
*Master Benji chokes the life out of Y/n. *
"Thank you my little cookie wookie bunny baka for making me a sandwich"
*Y/N chokes to death*
"Master Ke- I mean Benji you are my only master" Y/n said to me.
I wanted to tell her that I wasn't her only master but my body betrayed me. .
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"I'm a wookie bunny bunny baka right?" I asked my master
"Yep!" Master Benji replied "and that is why I said I'll give you to myself, you silly rabbit baka"
I wanted to ask him why but that would have required me to move. .
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"Here.." Master Benji handed me a box of tissues
"It's from my wife."
I got out a fresh tissue and wiped my pus- I mean, cu- I mean..Nevermind.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door! *KNOCK KNOCK HONK HONK* We both opened the door and we were shocked!!! it was the one and only Kenji!!!! He punched Master Benji! Master Benji kicked his dick for punching him. Kenji and Benji started fighting. It went from fighting eachother to them FUCKING EACHOTHER!!!!
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"AH!"
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"AHHHH~!"
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I decided to just leave them be and have their alone time. I was so heartbroken from this.. I continued to cry for hours and hours...
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