#only crushing on guys she can't be with?! that's lesbian behavior y'all

[the-trashrat]

Genderbend losers club + hcs

Richie → Regine

- her government name is Regine but everybody just calls her Reggie instead of Richie.

-she doesn't like Edna when they first meet, and for a while after that. She says it's bc Edna's a pouty spoiled brat but at the same time she thinks it's cute. She's a hot mess.

-people get real suprised by how such a young girl talks so dirty.

-huuuuge feminist; it's the 80's after all. And when she gets older and in college, she's a radio host on campus and most of the guys don't like her for discussing their sexist behavior.

-in highschool when the losers start getting hobbies, she joins cheerleading and cheers on Edna. She actually becomes one of the best cheerleaders on the squad because of her rambunctious personality.

-a lot of ppl say that eddie is curvy and Richie is built like a whole 2 by 4 as females but I think Reggie has more boobage and butt than Edna.

-when they return back to derry this bitch dresses like Mrs. Frizzle. Like those crazy ass outfits she used to wear

-Either that or Hawaiian button ups and Jean shorts.

-likes to show titty in her Hawaiian outfits 😎

Eddie → Edna

-she is a spoiled, loud, bossy girl but she doesn't like to hear that she is :(

-reggie calls her Ed and everyone catches on bc they collectively don't like the name Edna

-she's literally Jackie Burkhart.

-basically a doll for Sonia's enjoyment.

-after a year of hanging out with Reggie and the losers she feels a little more free and decides she doesn't wanna be Sonia's perfect little girl anymore. So she chops her hair off to neck length freshman year.

-sonia and her obviously begin bumping heads bc of it.

-she joins Track freshman year and LOVES it. She continues until college. And in college she starts to plays volleyball.

- she chops her hair shorter that it basically becomes a long wavy pixie cut

-everyone at school ends up calling Edna 'boy girl' bc she had short hair. And sort of turning into a stud.

-she's not spoiled anymore in highschool and college and after that, but she is def still bossy

-when they return back to derry, the only clothes she wears are button ups, t-shirts, slacks, and jeans. She doesn't like dresses or skirts anymore.

Beverly → Benny

-everyone eventually gets a crush on Benny, besides Edna (bc she's a lesbian even tho she tries to have on one him)

-all the girls think he's cute but promiscuous bc he only hangs out with like 6 other girls.

-doesn't believe in hitting girls but Henrietta Bowers makes an exception.

-idk why but I feel like Benny and Edna would fake date for a while?? Bc they're kinda the perfect couple in Derry.

-him and Bella are the cutest tho 🤷🏽‍♀️

-y'all,, Benny gets hot when they come back to derry; like it's not fair.

-he can't get over how hotter Bella got either when they come back to derry.

Stanley → Staniel

-EVERYONE is jealous of her hair.

-the most functional loser still.

-wears skirts ALL the time, even when they reunite in derry (oh yeah genderbend means fix it AU too)

-had a crush on Billie and Michelle for the longest time until she met Patrick who she's now happily married to.

-first kiss is with Regina tho

-she also didn't like Edna all that much bc she used to be Regina's best friend and Ed took her place. And bc she was a loud spoiled brat

Mike → Michelle

-she has a top like Tracy Camilla John's in 'she gotta have it'

-also a huge feminist like Regina, so they talk about that a lot.

-she's apart of the choir and her vocals are like Amber Riley's; she's really good. And the losers go to watch.

-definitely has a crush on Billie and still does. They end up dating during their reunion and go to Florida together.

-she never wore skirts but she wore dresses to church and choir. Besides that, she usually wore baggy jeans.

-Edna gets a crush on Michelle bc she's so pretty, intelligent, and strong. She was everything Edna wished she could be.

-she's really good at basketball and golf but never tries out.

Bill → Billie

-Everyone also has a crush on Billie like they do with Benny.

-Georgia (Georgie) is dead still and she's still a complete mess abt it.

-she once confessed to Edna that she's the little sister she got to have after Georgia. So she's really protective of Edna.

-after crushing on Benny for a year or so, and got over it, she realized Michelle was pretty perfect and gets a tiny crush on her.

-oops when they go back to derry she has a huge fucking crush on her now.

-they date and like I say go to Florida after she leaves his husband Aubrey.

Ben → Bella

-she's a really smart girl; all the girls are jealous of her bc she has Benny on her arm and amazing grades. Of course, they pick on her bc of her weight.

-even Pennywise, a fucking clown, picks on her every insecurities and calls her fat.

-but of course there was always Benny that made her feel like she was still beautiful.

-since girls aren't allowed to play football she does volleyball and basketball. It helps her eventually lose some weight in highschool.

-she also starts jogging with Edna in the morning before school. She's amazed how much this little girl can talk while jogging.

-she loses more weight in her adult life and comes back stunning. She was already beautiful but she was glowing.

-she was expecting to become valedictorian but Regina took the title. She was a little bitter but came to terms with it.

-also, her and Benny end up marrying like a year after the reunion.

These r stupid as hell i'm sorry 😭

#the losers club #genderbend #reddie #benverly #hanbrough #the losers club au #headcanon #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #bill denbrough #mike hanlon #beverly marsh #ben hanscom #stanley uris