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the-cat-and-the-birdie Β· 2 months
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NGL I do not blame Miles-42 at all.
If a double of me appeared in my BEDROOM of all places and started pretending to be me and following around my family all sneaky and shit and then they turned around like 'noooo πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί I didn't mean to steal ur place please listen to me I totally wasn't lying and stealing your identity just now. okay maybe I was but I'm not lying rn you gotta listen to me-'
I'd be like -UHT! Girl, STFU!!! I ain't playing these bodysnatcher games with you.
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I DO NOT wanna hear it.
Like people be turning into whole ass lizards out here ? ???? and you want me to believe you're me from another universe????
I think not.
Mfer you might just be a clone. Which -BEN REILLY - so that's completely possible.
Hell you might be a shapeshifter. trying to trick me or sumn IDK!!! Yo ass might could be a Skrull.
And the first thing you start talking about is my dead ass dad on some 'he's still alive!!' UH-UH you're moving sheisty asf!! We gotta fight!!!!!!
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LYING TO MY MAMA AND TALKING BOUT MY FATHER?? SQUARE UP RIGHT NOW!!
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moghedien Β· 16 days
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Egeanin: Aes Sedai and women who can channel aren’t people and should be enslaved
Elayne and Nynaeve: :(
Egeanin: Understood. I will commit treason against my homeland and swear allegiance to the Aes Sedai
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queerofthedagger Β· 7 months
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i know i made several posts like this before but every day i am thankful that colin would sooner make a tik tok account where he chews glass on the daily while sitting there in a bath robe, than go back to make more content for bbc merlin like thank you you are the hero we do not deserve but desperately need
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dudethatsmyundeaduncle Β· 1 month
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Tim Drake is the kinda guy who has one of those fidget spinner knives cuz he's chronically online and thinks they're cool.
(They're not cool, they get banned from young justice briefings because everyone including Tim gets distracted by them)
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vvienne Β· 3 months
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I literally woke up in the middle of the night like God will dark rise is so fucking screwed. The line that’s like. β€œEveryone wanted to kill the Dark King.” What’s the part where he looks at Violet helplessly, haunted, almost pleading for mercy? But of course he reveals nothing of substance to anyone. Elizabeth is too young to understand but the reader knows what β€œHer relationship with that boy was…unnatural” can mean. Tying him to bedposts? Failing to strangle him? What else? Never not even once seeing beyond a mythological identity Will himself didn’t know he had? What did he think was the reason? That he was just intrinsically hateful? Of course he says nothing. Of course Violet can’t trust him- he’s given her nothing as painfully real as what she’s given him. So he gives her the sword hoping at least he can die at the hands of someone he loved, but even that doesn’t work out - she gives the sword to a Visander still furious at SARCEAN. The pattern continues; no one looks at Will, who vomits when he realizes what’s happened to James, Will who is much of a liar and killer and sneak as Elizabeth accuses but nonetheless wants to be different. Even when he doesn’t remember his own past. There’s no way out for him that doesn’t hurt. Hope this obsession passes soon given the one and a half years of waiting required for book 3
#dark rise series#dark heir#rarely does a cliffhanger pain me so much#bc rarely am I ever THAT invested in a plot I am sad to say#nona the ninth was so cathartic in of itself I’m content marinating before alecto#BUT PACAT ONLY EVER GIVES EMOTIONAL CRUMBS#have any of these bitches ever known peace fr#maybe this is what reading princes gambit and not immediately having the follow up might’ve been like#honestly it’s possibly damen and Lauren just generally had less problems tho#more than his relationship even with James. will/Violet is perhaps the genuine source of like. I WISH HED GIVEN HER A REASON.#the narration that describes Violet as Will’s star in the night…….. like fuck fine#will can’t reach any level of genuine intimacy with James bc the mess of fraught noncon dynamics is this massive unspoken horrible thing#wills identity is personal w James in a way it is with no one else but James is so fucking oblivious of undercurrents it comes unbalanced#and will knows it. but (as far as we know) violet isn’t reborn has no history with sarcean the dark king she’s literallt just Some Guy#and that almost makes it worse???????? that they are so loyal to each other even as he’s keeping a massive secret?#they weren’t dated or destined to entangle the way will is w characters like James and Katherine#and I think that makes his rship with Violet possibly the realest and truest experience of trust and love will has ever had#like it’s nothing bro. truly she knows nothing about him other than his lies of omission and her faith in him goodness which may or may not#beiltimately justified. but that was probably as honest and close will ever got to anyone. and him to her.
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klance-daydreams Β· 10 months
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sleepover!!
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benisasoftboi Β· 7 months
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ChrisTrev not because of their personalities, or dynamic, or implied backstories, or the actors that play them, or really anything to do with them specifically as people at all, but because I work at an amateur theatre and I can think of few recipes for ridiculous chaotic hilarious disaster that are more potent than a director dating his head technician
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ickypuppi3 Β· 1 year
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billy never pushing for steve to get back with nancy
billy never calling steve stupid
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tf2heritageposts Β· 5 months
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demoman has chronic pain by the way, that's why he drinks
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junkartie Β· 16 days
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I think the most crushing autism experience is friends/romantic partners eventually figuring out youre masking bcz if you keep it up long enough its also off-putting & unnatural and then insisting you act like yourself- only to realize they in fact do not like your real self and make comments about how annoying/different youre acting all of a sudden. β€οΈπŸ§Žβ€β™€οΈ
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rotisseries Β· 2 months
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been reading stormbringer and I'm no longer scared of the rest of jjk btw. jjk will not be putting me through what stormbringer is putting me through. nothing ever will in fact
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0hheytherebigbadwolf Β· 1 year
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Morgana: Can you usurp your brother's throne like in an affectionate way? Like β€œI love you and I’m glad you are a part of my life but I’m starting a war against you”?
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discjude Β· 3 months
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Yeah I don't know the decision by Soman to have Hort and Sophie become a couple in OTK never really sat right with me. the focus of her character development over the Camelot Years was to become independent and strong without a relationship, and having her start dating Hort just sort of undid that, plus it just feels sort of like fan service in a way as it didn't contribute to either of their POST CANCELLED!!!!!!!!!!!! SCIM ARMY GO🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
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pcktknife Β· 9 months
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Rank all the pseudo-legendaries?
im going off design because i dont do all that strategy stuff
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itspileofgoodthings Β· 3 months
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#the thing is. and it doesn’t matter#but like. Ken’s love for Barbie was played as a joke but it also wasn’t#and I just think that his charisma and love should have been allowed to center her more and sort of …. I don’t know#sweep her up on the wave of his charm as she headed out of Barbieland into the real world#it didn’t even HAVE to make it full on romance#because I think the sort of splitting up of Barbie and Ken as this joined identity was good and necessary#and she had this journey to becoming human she had to take first#and tbh I think it would have worked if they had ended the movie as friends#with only the hint of something more#but the simple truth is that the most consistently human thing in the movie as far as SHE was concerned#was that he really loved her! and being loved that way. Is part of being human and even part of becoming human#it’s to feel that warmth and understand it#the Gloria thing didn’t really carry enough emotional weight for me. nor did the vague girlbossery. The creator was shoehorned in#or even the touching (in itself) montage of mothers and daughters at the end#but the realest relationship Barbie had the closest thing she had to it was being loved by Ken#and if they both became human? and she stepped into that space with that warmth of love supporting her#and making her step into this wider world? that would have been something#and the thing is yes yes. He’s basically the Michael Scott of Ken’s. He’s doing the things he shouldn’t be doing in reaction to it#and he has to learn and NOT do that and realize he’s kenough#but that stupid line at the end? Where Gloria’s like β€˜honey he stole your house etc. don’t feel BAD for him’#rings hollow. especially because the General Public DID feel bad for him. He was the only one to feel bad for!!!!!!!!!#so Greta and co. Tried to make this Point about rejecting the guy who thinks you Owe him Something#But Ryan’s Ken was not really that guy! He just wasn’t! The core is too pure the love is too real! so the ending is just kinda mean#and it de-centralized her! Ironically enough!!!! Ken WANTED her to have the world. His best self did!#the movie should have let him give it to her. that is really it at the end of the day#barbie
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rivercule Β· 7 months
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Okay so the finale showed everyone kept bad memories in addition to good ones which makes me think they didn’t actually forget everything so much as they depersonalized the events to escape the associated trauma. They witnessed all of riverdale but as observers, not participants. Their very existences became a show they watched, not a life they lived. In doing this they willfully made themselves into fictional characters
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