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#only for the weird shadows sudden chills cold spots to actually be evidence of like idk a cursed fjädermoln pillow
xcziel · 2 years
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FYI DMBJ fandom:
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... just saying
#dmbj#had a thought and was curious so i looked it up#it is indeed possible to write the iron triangle (+ whoever else tagged along) being stranded at ike- i mean yijia#obviously they're not there for furniture but you can't tell me pangzi wouldn't be determined to try the meatballs for himself#or maybe they're setting up an apartment for someone who wants to make *certain*#there's absolutely no ghosts or curses or spirits or whatever attached to their new couch/bed/desk#after one incident too many staying at wushanjou (i.e. in wu xie's vicinity)#maybe huo daofu is setting up a clinic office and doesn't want to take any risks#maybe the tiger trio want a newly bought Definitely Not Haunted In Any Way couch or entertainment center#imagine wang can or someone wandering along sulkily calculating the bullet stopping power of various tables etc#and loudly explaining how to turn every knickknack into a deadly weapon or projectile#pangzi and wu xie ordering 2/3 of the restaurant menu and then critiquing it at top volume#maybe at the end of the trip the ikea staff are SO ready to see the back of them#only there's a sudden freak snowstorm#and it turns out that a lot of the furnitire was *manufactured* in china - in a haunted factory#so somehow wu xie & co.'s expertise ends up being necessary after everyone tries bedding down for the night#only for the weird shadows sudden chills cold spots to actually be evidence of like idk a cursed fjädermoln pillow#kan jian was just hugging laying his head on that you guys! it's was so cute! and huggably soft! but it tried to kill him!#stop laughing it's not funny!#lol the betrayal#everyone ends up sleeping in a giant puppy pile of cushions and bedding and in the morning#the ikea staff send them off with like all the meatballs they can carry#(partly bc pangzi is awake and hungry after all the nighttime fuss and ready to head to the restaurant for breakfast)#i just think the idea of xiaoge trying to find shadows to skulk in as he's trailing behind wu xie through the store is hilarious#also maybe he finds a barndröm to cuddle *and* store an ändlig set in
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diyunho · 5 years
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The Joker x Reader - “Darkness”
The Messengers of Darkness have a clear purpose: to always create havoc and destruction no matter where they go. Lately one of them slowed down for a weird reason: the entity fell in love with a mortal. Such transgression is bound to attract unwanted attention from its peers, yet the Dark One posing as The Joker won’t let anything stand between his kind and the woman he will protect at all costs.  
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The sound of distant thunder makes you snuggle to The Joker’s chest; you feel your forehead being kissed before another rumble disrupts the gloomy dawn.
“Is there a storm coming?” you yawn and open one eye. “Should we close the windows?”
“No, it’s fine,” J replies, carefully listening to hidden whispers scattered in the breeze making its way around Gotham.
“Ok…” you mumble and pull the covers higher until your nose sticks out from behind the thickest comforter. Your steady breathing queues J you’re dozing off again and he rolls out of bed, displeased about the unwanted presence he senses nearby.
“I know you’re here,” he growls while sniffing the air.
A low humming confirms his suspicion and The Clown Prince of Crime sneaks outside on the terrace in order to greet the emissary sent with a clear assignment.
“Why are you hiding?” the question echoes in the quietness. “Show yourself!”
“I’m not hiding.”
As soon as the words are spoken, the sinister apparition materializes in front of The Joker: it has human shape, yet is made only of Darkness. The being and its counterpart posing as The Clown Prince of Crime were born from the same abyss: one could say that makes them siblings, although the notion of family doesn’t exist in the Shadow Realm.
“What do you want?” J mutters, unhappy his early morning is interrupted by a visitor bearing ill news.
He can tell.
“The High Council demands your attendance for a meeting.”
“Regarding?” the green haired King bites on his cheek, already guessing on the answer.
“Your relationship with the mortal.”
J is watching the lightning chaotically striking inside the creature’s body since The Dark Ones are in a permanent state of mayhem: their blackness is carried within and enables them to travel between different dimensions.
“What relationship?” The Joker huffs, pretending to brush off any attachment that’s out of character for his kin.
“I was told you slowed down your activities in the past six months after you’ve met the woman.”
“I didn’t slow down. I’m actually planning for more anarchy,” the explanation prompts advice from the entity:
“I hope you won’t dare lie to the members of The Council like this; they will immediately know just like I know.”
The Joker exhales, glaring at the grey clouds above.
“What are you doing anyway?” the wraith lectures out of pure spite. “We don’t engage with these maggots; they’re useless and their lives are gone in a blink of an eye! We’re immortals and unstoppable, designed for a simple purpose: to reign this miserable planet and ensure its doom! So I’m asking: what are you doing?!”
For the first time in the whole eternity, he doesn’t have a reason for his behavior.
“I can’t rationalize what I feel,” J approaches the specter, “but allow me to demonstrate,” he transforms into the wretched monster that he truly is, identical to the one standing before him.
There is a big difference though: the fire bolts illuminating his frame are not randomly striking at once, they keep on hitting the same spots in a very organized pattern.
“What… what is this?!!” the uncanny sister marvels at the view.
“Not sure, it happens when I’m around Y/N. Here, you can feel it also,” he takes her right hand and places it on his chest.
She gasps at the unexpected sensation: quietness. Complete quietness; no crazy havoc, no evil thoughts, no urge to kill.
“How did you do this?!!!” she inquires, dumbfounded.
“I have no clue,” The Joker reclaims his human shell, waiting for her to snap out of trance.
“The Council won’t like this,” the evident truth is spoken aloud. “How did you even connect with the girl on such a level?!”
J lifts his shoulders up, confused.
“I really have no idea.”
Awkward stillness.
“We must leave,” the apparition urges a troubled Joker; it’s strange for him to worry about someone and for the moment he’s concerned about you while dreading the encounter with his kin:
How did a twisted devil like him actually learn the definition of such complicated emotions? How can he justify such abomination to his peers?
It most than likely won’t end well because The Council is already suspicious regarding his bizarre actions.
“I’ll return shortly,” he snarls. “I have to say goodbye.”
*************
You stretch under his weight, J yanking at the sheets to expose your face.
“I have an emergency meeting,” he grumbles in your ear.
“Baaaby…”, you cuddle to his neck half snoozing. “Can I take a shower and join you?”
“No… Stay in bed; I promise I’ll come back for you.”
Y/N smiles, totally oblivious at the meaning.
“You’d better Mister J; your girlfriend might get cold and she’ll need company,” you pout and he stands up, bending over to kiss you.
“I will,” the grin disappears from his face as your eyelids close; he wishes he could linger on the premises yet the messy situation requires hasty measures. Another kiss and he vanishes into thin air, abandoning the woman at The Penthouse.
You sigh in your sleep, the sudden cold gust of wind filling up the room. In a few minutes the chillness intensifies and Y/N is unaware of the grave danger she’s in: another Dark Messenger is there to annihilate the target she became after changing the laws of nature.
The meeting with The High Council was a pretext to send your protector away; The Shadow known as The Joker is a powerful entity among his kind and they didn’t want to risk any trouble. Your faith was sealed the second you bonded with him and although you aren’t guilty of anything, it doesn’t matter: you are guilty to them and that’s the sole logic they bow to.
Invisible to the human eye, the enemy is near: it watches you turn on your side, wondering what’s so damn special about an average mortal; nothing peculiar to indicate you could create trouble and switch the balance hanging in their favor. A woman like so many others.
And yet unique in a way The Dark Ones will never understand.
The wraith awaits for a little bit longer: your guardian has to be far, thus he won’t have an opportunity to save his cherished human. Ten extra minutes… fifteen…twenty…thirty…
The creature unravels his claws, quickly closing the distance between the two of you. Another step and it’s here, smelling your scent with disgust.
“Repulsive being…” he sneers, touching the lump of skin and bones peacefully resting without a care in the universe.
There is no warning, no escape: your body instantly disintegrates, the silver ashes flying on the pillows you were hugging.
The specter chuckles at the sweet victory, reckoning the reward for its mighty deed will be greatly remembered in the centuries to come.
If only…
Ironically enough your demise will set things in motion unseen neither in the world of the living or the Shadow Realm: the ordinary girl might have been just a grain of sand passing through infinity, but they forgot one important detail: she was HIS GIRL.
************
The two companions are almost reaching their final destination at the end of the 7th Gate of Darkness, when the twisted spirit posing as J halts.
“Something is wrong,” he mumbles, the unbearable emotion of impending doom growing stronger.
“What is it?” his escort curiously inquires as the lightning inside his celestial shape strikes chaotically again: no more steady pattern since you are gone.
“Something is very wrong; I can’t feel her anymore!” he shrieks, preparing for an interdimensional jump. “I’m going back!”
“We’re practically home; I’m sure she’s fine,” the soothing lies have the exact opposite effect. “We are expected and The Council hates delays.”
“I don’t care! I’m going back!”
“Wait, I’m coming too!” she offers because the whole charade points out at the ugly reality: they used her to lure him out of the nest without sharing their plan.
************** Ten minutes… fifteen…twenty…thirty…
“I told you I can’t feel her anymore…” his sister hears as soon as she catches up to him in the master bedroom where you were left to nap. “Did you know about this?”
He keeps on caressing the soot scattered on the blankets, numb to her sentences:
“I didn’t know! They just entrusted me with an easy mission and I obeyed. I was only told to bring you in front of Council for questioning; they didn’t share the bigger picture with me.”
The more she defends her innocence, the more her voice fades within the infernal ruckus shaking the building from the ground up.
“Ummm… What are you doing?!” she asks even if she can sense his intentions.
The decorative objects scattered around The Penthouse shatter into tiny particles drifting towards The Joker and he buries his face in the lifeless ashes on the bed, the only proof you were once there.
“You can’t do that!” she screams over the deafening commotion. “You can’t turn back time, it’s forbidden!”
“I want her back!!!!”
“Stop!!!! You can’t control it! You’ll lose your powers for the transgression; how will you even find her?! You’ll end up before you’ve ever met and she won’t know you!”
“That’s my burden to worry about, not yours!” the Dark One hisses amidst the hellish storm created in order to reset The Clock: the sands of time are moving backwards and he doesn’t care about consequences.
It’s better to take the risk and try to recover the lost connection than endure ages of solitude in the eternal murkiness.
*************
You drag your feet on the concrete, squeezing the bag full of groceries to your chest; three more blocks and you’ll finally be home after another exhausting day at work. You keep on admiring the nice clothes and shoes exhibited by the chic boutiques on Main Street: that’s all you can afford anyway….lots of window shopping.
You manage not to cry at the harsh disappointment of finding yourself in a desperate situation courtesy of your boyfriend Mark; I guess ex-boyfriend to be more specific. God knows how difficult it was to save money together for almost a year for a downpayment on a condo situated in a better neighborhood since this one is going downhill!
And the unthinkable happened: you had another terrible fight thus he took his stuff and moved out the following week. You were at work so Mark came to gather his last items; he was supposed to leave the spare key, take half of the money prepared for him and flee. But he didn’t have the decency to split the cash: he snatched his envelope and also searched for your share hidden under the stairs, grabbed it and skipped town.
All ten thousand dollars and the hope for a better future is gone; right when you think you know someone… damn…
Why do you have to be stuck in this district you hate?! So many weirdos popping at every corner, for example the creep that just stopped behind you. You can discern his reflection in the glass: a strange man with toxic green hair, his mouth slightly opened like this is the first time he sees a woman. Jesus!
You shiver at the view, taking one last glance at the pair of earrings displayed by “Zales Jewelry Company”. Maybe if you speed up the guy won’t be able to track you in the crowd. Or maybe you’re paranoid and a glass of wine in the safety of your apartment will make you laugh at how stupid you are while watching a movie on the couch. And then you’ll probably sobb until you doze off…
Every few moments you look to ensure he’s not pursuing; the spooky man gave out an unsettling vibe you can’t shake off. Although you’re dead tired, you find the energy to hurry and you’re finally home.
You place the grocery bag on the counter and freeze: the anxiety you felt earlier is crawling back in your heart. Oh, you know why: did you lock the door?
You instinctively glare at the exit, concealing a scream: the individual you saw earlier sneaked inside! He’s staring you down and it clicks: the mace in your purse! If you can get to it before he does, you could have a better chance of escaping the intruder.
You count to three in your head, gathering your courage; you rush for your handbag yet the guy is faster: he cuts you off and pulls you in his arms, tightening the grip as you fight to break free. You are completely terrified when he swiftly kisses you; you struggle to escape but you realize he’s not attempting to do anything else. He loosens his embrace, still firmly holding on to Y/N’s waist.
Does it sound insane that his touch feels familiar?!
You part from his lips and gaze at the hypnotic blue eyes, faintly whispering:
“Who are you?...”
The devilish smirk gets wider as he utters the words:
“My name is Jay.”
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myaekingheart · 5 years
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45. The Youngest ANBU
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               Itachi Uchiha walked down the halls of the ANBU headquarters, fresh gear in hand. He was barely a teenager and yet already an elite shinobi. When word reached the women’s locker room, Rei froze in her spot. This couldn’t be a good idea.
               “Kakashi, I’m not biased” Rei insisted later that night. The copy ninja cocked a brow in suspicion. It was hard to believe she wasn’t prejudiced against the Uchiha when she was responding like this. Little did he know of the plan she and Obito had created right before his death, their friendly exchanges in hopes of helping each other get what they wanted. That was surefire proof she truly had nothing against the sharingan-bearing clan. She just didn’t trust the majority of them.
               “Itachi is a skilled shinobi” Kakashi replied. “Besides, he already knows what we’ve been doing.” The prospect made Rei queasy. The years of secret surveillance, thanks to strained relations with the government, and Itachi wasn’t even protesting. It didn’t make any sense.  
               There was just something about this kid that made Rei nauseous. Every time she looked at him, it was as if she could sense impending doom from his shadows. He had an air about him that was far too professional and poised for a child, something off-kilter and bizarre. So long as she was able to keep as much distance from him as possible, however, she knew she could at least tolerate his presence.
               Rei bit her bottom lip hard as she entered the hokage’s office, preparing for her next assignment. She hadn’t been in the ANBU for very long, and she was still trying to learn the ropes of the protocol here. Lord Third ushered her inside and smiled at her warmly. He explained the details of her next mission, capturing a rogue ninja rumored to be wandering around the outskirts of the village. It was when he announced her teammates that her stomach dropped. “You will be working with Tenshi and Itachi.” Fuck.
               Of course her shitty luck would pair her with the most conceited kunoichi in the village, and the kid that made her break out in cold sweats. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and prayed that this would be quick and painless.
               The three of them hid out in the brush as they awaited signs of their criminal. He had been last seen somewhere northwest of the village’s border; it was doubtful he would’ve gone far since. As they waited, Tenshi glanced over to Itachi and a warm smile touched her lips beneath her mask. “So, how do you like the black ops so far?” she asked him.
               Rei rolled her eyes and clenched her teeth. Now was not the time for small talk. And where did Tenshi get off being so friendly all of a sudden, anyway?
               “It’s not bad” Itachi whispered. “The people seem really welcoming.”
               Tenshi placed a gentle hand on the boy’s back. “I’m glad. If you need anything, you can always come to me, too!” she assured.
               Itachi smiled gratefully, and even behind his mask it was evident that he was still just a child. “Thank you.”
               After a few hours of no luck, Rei sighed and retreated to the upper branches of a nearby tree. “I’m going to try and get a better look, see if I can catch anything suspicious further out” she said. As she took to her perch, however, she spent ample time watching her comrades below her.
               Itachi’s stomach growled, and he winced. Tenshi, however, only laughed. “There’s nothing wrong with being hungry, you know” she said. “If you want to eat, then by all means.”
               He felt weird about doing this on duty but removed his mask and fished around his pouch for a snack anyway. Tenshi watched him with a strange sense of fascination, the likes of which Itachi was almost startled at. When she noticed his paranoia, however, she simply smiled at him and replied, “You know, you really are one cute kid.”
               Rei cocked a brow as she watched the interaction unfold. She had a bad feeling about this. Something felt off. She slowly turned around to find the enemy ninja staring mere inches away from her face.
               Itachi was quick and accurate, as expected of an Uchiha. He immobilized the enemy almost instantaneously, but did not kill him. They needed to squeeze out whatever information he had retained first. As they dragged him back to the village, on Rei’s back of course (“You’re the pack mule!” Tenshi gleamed), the redhead watched as the brunette and the young boy walked ahead of her.
               “You’re so impressive, Itachi” Tenshi gushed. “I bet it’s those sharingan of yours, huh?”
               “I guess” Itachi replied. It was clear he wasn’t entirely interested in what she had to say. He was most likely just being polite. Rei seethed.
               “Your eyes are incredible” Tenshi added, then rested her hand upon Itachi’s head as if she was as familiar with him as family. Itachi glanced back over his shoulder at Rei, a sense of apology and helplessness crossing his face.
               “Maybe we should stop for a minute” he then said. Tenshi recoiled and blinked, then glanced back at Rei and scoured.
               “If it’s her you’re worried about, she can handle herself. It’s just deadweight, anyway” she said flippantly. But Itachi wouldn’t hear of it. Rei had to be only two inches taller than young Itachi himself, and it was clear she was getting tired. Even she would willingly admit that brute force was not her strong suit, either. “Well, you two can sit around doing whatever, I’m going to go and be productive in the meantime” Tenshi replied, flicking her ponytail over her shoulder. She kicked the enemy in the stomach on her way out for good luck.
               “Where is she going?” Itachi asked.
               Rei shook her head. “No clue. Tenshi just does whatever she damn well pleases.” There was a long, awkward stretch of silence then, and for a split second Rei had almost wished Tenshi hadn’t left. She was already bad enough with kids, let alone an Uchiha boy.
               He sat there patient and quiet for a few minutes before he asked, “How long have you been in the ANBU?”
               The redhead blinked a few times, having not expected the question. “A couple months, maybe. Why?”
               “Just curious” he replied. He hesitated for a moment, then added, “I just heard some of the men talking about you in the locker room.”
               Rei’s heart leapt into her throat. She coughed into the crook of her elbow, trying to regain composure. “I-I’m sorry, they…what?”
               Itachi nodded. “They were saying something about you getting captured on a recent mission, and how Tenshi said something about you being a psychopath.”
               Oh great, Rei thought to herself. Just what she needed. The bruntte bimbo spreading rumors about her. Better to spread rumors than your legs, I guess, she thought to herself. “Well…I’m sorry you had to hear that” Rei muttered. She felt small and uncomfortable now, embarrassed. She didn’t want to have this conversation.
               The young boy shook his head. “I don’t think what they said was true” he replied. Now Rei was really intrigued. She turned to look at him out of the corner of her eye, skeptical. He simply fed her a reassuring smile, added, “At least there were some who defended you. That guy, Tenzo, and his friend Kakashi. You know them, don’t you?”
               Rei’s cheeks burned. Kakashi. She nodded slowly. Kakashi defended her behind her back. She wasn’t sure if Itachi was lying or not, but she didn’t want to think about that right now. The idea alone was enough to fill her with hope.
               She truly didn’t hate the Uchiha. Or at least she didn’t particularly want to. When Kakashi returned from the battle of Kannabi bridge with Obito’s eye, she refused to believe he had killed his friend for the sharingan. Kakashi wasn’t that kind of person. Or at least she didn’t think he was. The whole village had opinions, however. She distinctly remembered her father, newspaper sprawled out in front of him, muttering curses toward the Uchiha clan. That they never knew when to quit, that they were power-hungry and ought to be exterminated. Well, Rei thought to herself later, I suppose he got his wish.
               She had only worked alongside Itachi a few more times before he had disappeared from the village. The Uchiha grounds were boarded up and blocked off. Only Itachi’s brother, Sasuke, survived the massacre. A chill ran down Rei’s spine any time she got anywhere near the site of the slaughter. That young boy, that prodigal boy, had actually begun to grow on her. She supposed that was really her mistake, though. She stared at the gates for perhaps a moment too long, then ran off back home with a queasiness in her stomach. I guess that’s what I get for trusting an Uchiha.
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