Pros and cons of picking up a mysterious ring off of the ground:
I don’t know what it does
I don’t know why it’s shiny
It made Bruce concerned
Apparently there’s a chance it’ll turn me into whoever tf Hal Jordan is?
Pink very much is my colour
Apparently it’s essentially just lesbians with superpowers
Apparently it’s because I love my girlfriend so much
Also supposedly I can fly now?
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so so so, today is florence’s 20th !! and since im horrible with words, here’s an incredible song [not mine] that reminds me of her
and embarrassing pictures because honestly, what else did you expect? [ @florence-wayne-official ]
shes like, fourteen or fifteen in most of them,,,
BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOE, I LOVE YOU BITCH
words are usually not my thing so i send songs buut i’m writing something incredibly sappy, if you tease me, i will slap you,,,
okay so, you’re a year older to me which is why you’re probably one of the siblings im the closest to and i’ve been through almost everything with you, like almost everything and i love you so much
i’m pretty sure that i thought of you as a bitch at first [i still do] but then i was like, youre my bitch and my first word was flo so,,,
i love you so so much and i’m so proud of you for coming this far, tbh i didnt think any of us would make it oast 18
you are also my favourite sibling [i will be deleting myself after this] so yeah :D
[ps, i better be one of your maids of honour]
[pps, and i better be singing]
[ppps pick me up from here, im scarec]
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okay so, after careful consideration, i have decided that the next person that comes through my goddamn window is getting stabbed.
two of those fucking owl people have come by within the span of four days. claws or talons or whatever the fuck they call themselves.
my carpet is covered in bloodstains that i have no clue how to get out. it’s mostly my blood.
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