Has anyone else ever had Harley Quinn psychoanalyses them when she’s in the middle of being arrested??
Like she took one look at me and said “I’m licensed to diagnose autisim honey.” And then bam she was being driven back to Arkham.
Help??
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ive decided to start a batarang collection. i currently have six.
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Did you know that there's actualy an entirely unique species of ant that developed in gotham? There's a total of 4 nests that I've located, 2 in the park, one near the docs and oddly one that's much larger, it's connected to several warehouses, completely infested, I actualy managed to get a queen specimen and several workers! She's alredy laying eggs and I'm sure I'll have a blossoming colony in no time!
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C1! Christel and Damian (final parts)
@grelitia-fam @gotham-its-seven-in-the-morning @evandalist-in-gotham
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anyways after that we finished making fajitas and packed Hood a tupperware for the rest of the Batfam :)
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When I went to bed it was 17 degrees when I woke up it was -3 degrees .
WHO MADE MR. FREEZE ANGRY ?
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okay people what are the 'surviving gotham' 101 strategies??
I've barely survived my first weekend here
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Is there any neurotypical people in Gotham?
You know?
For science.
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Memes about my scarecrow experience because what else can I do in this fucking economy.
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Only In Gotham Memes Part 13;
(... Be careful what psychologist or therapist or just doctor in general you go to in Gotham...).
@formerarkhampsychologist is Dr. Amelia Coffey btw.
(Would you believe it if I told you this isn't the first time this has happened?).
(Lu isn't having as much fun with his name as his siblings are).
(WHY CAN'T I EVER BE AWAKE DURING A REALITY ALTERING EVENT?!).
(I don't know who altered the timeline this time but I'm throwing hands with ALL of them).
(They must never know about The VK support group).
(That was a weird week).
(Most heroes want to see the inside of those places).
(I said what I said).
(You can't blame me for wanting to fight the man).
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Y’all.
Timothy, motherfucking, DRAKE
he came into my bakery
he thought it was a coffee shop.
he made a fucking shrine to an eldritch motherfucking god in my store.
HE SUMMONED A MOTHERFUCKING COFFEE GOD.
on another note, I now have the blessing of said coffee god so yay ig
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@blueeyed-gothamite
Hi so uhm. I’m in the hospital. Just thought you should know. I’m not gonna be coming to school for a while.
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okay i have woken up from my impromptu nap on the pavement and im here to tell you that microdosing fucking sucks and not to do it because if you get injected with another strain of scarecrow fear shit you WILL hallucinate and pass oout 0/10 do not recommend
@blueeyed-gothamite can u pick me up pls :( am dizzy
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#OnlyInGotham Harvey Dent is teaching in the university.
Can someone explain why on earth my professor of Criminal Law isn't here but Harvey Dent is???
Since when is he legally qualified to teach classes????
I'm not complaining, just confused. Also, it is really weird bc he blew up a car last week in front of my apartment and now he is talking about federal pretrial criminal procedures... I mean, it's really shocking.
Although, he explains very well, hope he stays instead of my current professor
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