#only the hottest for you my love

[itoshi-s]

iwa getting you all stretched out for his cock :( sniffle pls he’s so grabby, his pinky edging towards your ass i’m a mess

😦😦😦😦😦😦 RIVER- ASIFHSLJKAS ?????? EXCUSE ME ... I AM UNWELL AAJASJJAJAJA

it IS so iwa coded though. big and rough hands roaming everywhere - not leaving an inch untouched :( did u see the way he grabbed at her tits.... yeah...... feeling you all up gets him so ridiculously hard. feeling you up as your chest heaves and tummy tightens under his palm :( the feeling's almost as good as the sight of you squirming and glancing up at him with the widest, neediest eyes he's ever seen on you - gets him burning up, flushed all the way up to the tip of his ears and breathing so heavy :( !!

probably wants to keep eye contact with you as he messes you up - but it's so hard, he wants to take all of u in, all at once. his fingers are so thick, two are just enough to get you soaking and all nice n ready. and yet, he teases at your ass with his pinky, just almost dipping past the muscle as you whine and grab at his forearm. it's all too much and he knows. he's always too much for you with how intense he gets - but you always end up taking him so well anyways. this time will be no different :(

#✧.* lovelies (ﾉ´ з `) / (river) #cw visuals #✩ iwa.thirsts #iwaizumi smut #hq smut #iwaizumi hajime smut #LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIVER if u could only see the face i made seeing this #hand over my mouth eyes wide 😭😭 #i'm .. i'm a mess...... pls akfhak SHE'S PURRING #😀😀😀 #did u see the guys forearm as well. THAT'S IWA.. I .. I CANNOT #pls i bet he's a grunter too .. does this thing where he doesnt even realize he's breathing all heavy and groaning under his breath #is so focused on you n seeing you in so much pleasure he goes all “yeah? feels good? mm. i know. i know it does.” #gets sooooo intense watching you it's just. the hottest thing ever !! </3 #NGHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM UNWELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SICK IN THE HEAD FOR THIS MAN !!!!!!!!!!!! #★ ‧ ₊ after hours #iwa my dearest

[larsnicklas]

240227 // jt miller, power play kill merchant

#jt miller #vancouver canucks #canucks #nhl #nhledit #hockey #meg.nucks #meg.gif #meg.all #playbook #get it. because his detractors always say he only racks up the points on the power play. #nothing but respect for MY power kill king. #something u should know about me is that i find a good penalty kill to be one of the hottest things in hockey. #it's about the Competence.... #also sorry i'm blowing out the ice a bit. trying to get the file size down LOL #ALSO the first and fourth gifs are. basically the same. but the fourth gif. is zoomed out. so. they're different..... #ugh i wish i'd been tagging all my in-play gifsets as something... maybe i'll go back through lol. #anyway. hi. it's me. dropping millsy gifs at 2 am central. i can't stop thinking about this play. actually absurd. #the last gif especially you can see him take his stick around l.etang to tap the puck down and forward. christ. the hand-eye coordination!! #god i LOVE hockey. i love it.

[kenobion]

Andrew Garfield on The Graham Norton Show

#I'm back baybee but my enthusiasm for him never wavered it's just I was away a few days #andrew garfield #my gifs #I missed hearing his beautiful voice #the graham norton show came through for me with more footage again #I love the moment in the first gif so much #how can he be both the hottest and the cutest person ever? at the same time?? #there is only one thing I want for my birthday and it's for Andrew to slide into my dms (not realistic but I can imagine) #ugh I love everything about the way he looks and he thinks and he talks and he is #please sir let me love you #I'm available anytime

[hazel2468]

Okay this is apparently a Magic theory blog now. But I just gotta...

I'm talking with the wifey. About the most recent side story, the Ravnica one. And I simply MUST present my theories about Jace, Vraska, and how Norn is a fucking IDIOT.

Spoilers for March of the Machines, but it's been out for a couple of days now so. If you haven't read it yet, tough tiddies.

Okay. My Theory.

Jace is playing Norn like a fiddle, and he saved Vraska.

Jace ALWAYS has a plan. Always. He doesn't leave things to chance- he's just like that. There's precedence for him preserving his mind in the face of some altering or possessing influence (see what happened with Emrakul, where he created a little mental "safe house" for himself. Also see what happened with Vraska- little mental "safe house" for her). Jace is NOT the kind of person who would go to fight the Phyrexians, knowing he might get Compleated, and not have a plan to preserve his mind. I think that, combined with the fact that he was fucking stabbed with a sword made of fucking HALO, makes a pretty good case for Jace being more himself than Norn would want him to be.

Not to mention the whole bit where he just. Dips before Norn gives him any orders. We see in the chapter that Norn is assuming that he already knows what she wants... But we have also seen that Elesh Norn's biggest weakness is her hubris. The way she is so assured of her own rightness has consistently been her undoing. It cost her Tamiyo, Ixahel is rebellious. Even Atraxa, Norn's own daughter, is not immune to individual thought and feeling (saw art and had an existential crisis there, didn't you, Atraxa?).

So if Jace is himself, if he isn't under Norn's control as much as he should be, or even at all. If Jace is still purely JACE. What do you think this oh-so-smart-but-still-so-stupid lovesick bisexual man is going to do?

The same thing he did before. Go after his fucking girlfriend.

The entire Ravnica story, from Vraska's perspective, demonstrates that some part of her is preserved. Her mind is safe from Norn's corruption (and I am specifically calling it that because I think the idea that phyresis and Phyrexians are inherently corrupting and evil is stupid, tired, and abelist as well). She persists in there and, when she "dies", she is preserved.

So when Jace showed up, at first? Yeah- I thought Vraska was dying, and she was just giving herself the closure she needed. Getting to spend just a little more time with her beloved, even if it wasn't real.

But then shit started jumping out at me. Vraska's mind was in a place that JACE created for her. Everything seemed too real. There was a moment when Vraska experienced their kiss from Jace's perspective- how could a memory in her head do that? The way that Jace reacted to things she said (asking to make it right, a do-over, another chance)....

And then Jace telling her "this part hurts", like he KNOWS. The explosion of white light instead of what I frankly would have expected from her death, a fading into peaceful darkness.

And all of this was purely wishful thinking-

And then her fucking body vanished. Ral fucked up the oil in her, and then her body was GONE.

So, current running theory in this house?

Vraska's mind, her self, was preserved in the mental safe house that Jace made for her. Something we've seen him do in the past for himself in the face of mind-altering forces. Then, Ral fucked up the Phyrexian oil and that really took Vraska apart. But when she went down, she ACTUALLY spoke to Jace. That vision of Jace in her head was the real Jace, communicating with her while he tried to save her. And as for the flash of white light, well, bare with me here...

Halo. Jace was stabbed with a sword made of Halo, and I think its power might have given him the edge he needed to win over Norn's influence. What if he simply did the same thing to her? "This part hurts"- because Jace KNOWS what it feels like for his Phyrexian body to be flooded with Halo.

I could be wrong. I really hope I'm right. Because if WotC gives us this, saves these two, then there is HOPE for Nissa because holy FUCK if they disrespect the fucking gays again with this one... Normally I would say I find it hard to believe that anyone can build up a relationship's significance like Chandra and Nissa's has and then fuck it up, but WotC has done it once.

#mtg #magic the gathering #mtg spoilers #magic the gathering spoilers #mtg theory #march of the machine #fucking LOVING THIS #also shoutout to Allison for giving us the HOTTEST fucking sex scene in Magic so far #and for CONFIRMING IN CANON that Jace not only fucks but he makes cute noises when he does #yes I am down BAD he's an adorable sexy bisexual transs mind mage idk what you want from me he is MY TYPE

[allpromarlo]

wakanda forever did the first black panther justice in the way that it made me cry like a bitch and also made me thirst for the antagonist. movie of the year

#best i can describe this is rollercoaster. start to finish #like it was a good movie and it made me cry like a BITCH but uh #i'm conflicted bc the dude i WASN'T supposed to root for stole my heart #also. killmonger appearance?? #my man has returned from war omg #what is it with black panther movies and being able to make you cry yourself dry while ALSO having the hottest villains in the game? #i know namor wasn't actually a villain but he clearly was the antagonist lmao spare me #n e ways. i liked it 9/10 #minus point because i didn't understand the point of conflict until the very end #had me in the theater looking stupid bro #movies #black panther wakanda forever #black panther #i loved so many characters in this film but m'baku stayed my one & only i'm sawry #he stole the girls some thunder i'll have to admit #black panther spoilers #jic

[frogs-in3-hills]

the thing about me is i am obsessed with oumatsu i just don't talk about it because it's embarrassing how obsessed with them i am

#sully is typing #ndrv3 #oumatsu #oumaede #no shade to saihara i love saihara i think he's wonderful #but we were seriously robbed of the akamatsu & ouma dynamic it's tragic really...... #if v3 so good WHERE'S AKAMATSU HUH??? yall thought you could get away w giving us a female protag and then fridging her immediately???? #ahem. anyway #please watch their ch1 heart events they're so good and interesting i'm only a little insane about them at any given point in time #or not heart events. whatever the bonding cutscenes are called in dr i forget. #drv3 spoilers #ndrv3 spoilers #saioumatsu ALSO fucking rules but i just feel like yall sleeping on the oumatsu part..... that s my hottest dr take aren't you impressed #yeah yeah sorry for talking about danganronpa (lying)

[kakusu-shipping]

The Mario movie has gotten me obsessed with the Mario Extended Family and general Mario History, to the point that I made myself a Mario Cousin Self Insert

#Emile's Arts #Mariocest #They're kissing on the mouth and it's part of the self insert so I'm tagging it #He's basically a third Mario Bro sense he and the twins are so close in age #Well not SUPER close like 6-7 years-ish #He's Uncle Tony's son because I like Tony I think he's funny he steals off Luigi's plate and that made me laugh #His full name is Emilio but he goes by Emile and he's the only family member who knows the Bros are dating #Because he walked in on them once and REFUSED to be lied to about it #Contemplating making his mama Pauline because that would be INCREDIBLY funny #If Uncle Tony had a kid with the hottest woman in Brooklyn and then she dumped him #fvgkfjgkfdjkl It makes me laugh #He likes Mushrooms and Ghost Stories #He doesn't live with the bros post movie because his mom still has custody every other weekend and he's still in school #But I think he'd skip a lot of school to sneak into Mushroom Kingdom education instead anyway #He gets bullied in school and lot and gets in a lot of fights usually but that doesn't happen in Toad School so it's much more fun #I mostly just wanted to draw the bros as teenagers and see if I can make them distinguishable #Because I might be eventually drawing all my own Mariocest stuff #Cause writing is not going great for me rn #Would love to read a Mariocest fic if anyone has any Thank You #Self Insert #Proship Selfship

[robotic-poet]

Scott pilgrim anime was SO good. Might make some art. Also ramble on tags

#i love young neil #ive actually been a young neil fan since i first read the book bc of my awful taste in men LOL #im glad theyve dumbed him down #tbh thats what happened w a lot of characters #theyre dumbed down a bit which makes their assholishness more charming #i do think its funny how they tried to take out some of the biphobia inherent to roxie and ramona #not all of it but like. you cant do that w their situation and ramona being like she is character wise #but then they were like. well we have no biphobia here lets add it somewhere else and #inexplicably made the only evil ex that is explícitly a cheater in the comic bisexual. or at least carry the biphobic storyline of. #leave girlfriend for guy #and made a joke out of it #and i proceeded to sit and enjoy all of it #todd was always the ex i thought was the hottest when i read the comic and watching the anime i was there crossing my arms like #am i bothered enough by this #and the answer was not. but i still wasnt able to enjoy it to my fullest #i also rlly liked matthew and gideon #gideon def is the character that benefited the most from being dumbed down LMAO considering how. Gross he is in the comics #i know this sounds like i hated it but #this is wjat i do with the media i love #lottie rambles

[widevibratobitch]

#its me im girls. apparently the only person in the world who's so obsessed w this scene but whatevs. Schiller ily im making out w you rn #somebody take that play away from me i cannot be trusted to be normal with it #Don Carlos #Schiller #ANYWAY. THIS. #it's always a tie between this scene and Carlos's monologue after Posa's death. These two scenes ALWAYS have me fucking sobbing #Philip's little mad scens is also a strong contestant but it doesn't really make me cry per se #It just makes me wanna put him in a jar poke him with a stick pour acid over his head study him forever. #But this #I am so boring about it but i love this so much it makes me wanna kill and maim #I just. #scream #hottest man in spain with a martyr complex fucking the king in love with the prince not coping well with the imminent prospect of death #gets called out on his bullshit. more news at seven. #opera!rodrigo i am kissing you on the forehead i love you my beautiful sunshine child. but play!rodrigo... oh play!rodrigo 🥺🥺🥺 #also play!elisabeth. I am making out with you as we speak i adore you woman #Anyway #At this point i have made peace with the fact that i will never unhyperfixate from don carlos #Yes it may go dormant for a few months when i obsess over other blorbos. but i will always go back to it in the end #don karlos #It still looks so wrong to me with the K but whatevs

[niuxita21]

Tú puedes intentar desafanarte Incluso convencerme de engañarte No importará mil veces el por qué Te voy a conquistar cada vez, cada vez

¿No ves que esto no tiene remedio? Cuando te toca, te toca aunque te quites Dime adiós las veces que lo necesites Para darte cuenta que soy yo

#madre solo hay dos #ana servín #mariana herrera #shitty screencap posts (TM) #LIKE I SAID #I CAN'T STOP WATCHING AND CAPPING DON'T SEND HELP #it reminded me of jane and lisbon's kiss on their wedding day on the mentalist where it just kept going and going and GOING #and my heart couldn't take it anymore #I think what won me over was the way ana looked like all her dreams were coming true all throughout that kiss #she literally did NOT stop smiling once and no offense but she (the character) isn't that good an actress lmao #NO ONE can look that smitten for that long while kissing someone they don't particularly want to be kissing so CHECK AND MATE #and just the way she is clearly taking the lead the whole time for obvious reasons is the hottest thing ever ughhhhh #I mean yes I am still... apprehensive... about how this will be handled next season #but tbh the whole thing was worth it just to see Man Bun's face of disappointment dskgjhkdh we just keep winning #SPEAKING of faces in the audience did y'all notice that the only ones who seemed genuinely happy for them were mariana's grandmother #and tere's business partner? I loved her reaction especially she really seemed to be thinking 'isn't love beautiful?' nawww #it's hard to pick a favourite part but I think that little forehead touching bit in the second to last cap is up there #coupled with the way mariana clearly still has her eyes closed nawwww what happened boo the fake kiss got a little too real for you? #and the way they look at each other in the last one like NEITHER OF THEM is that good an actress I am LOSING MY MIND #what does it mean what does it all meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn #anyway like I said this was NOT the first kiss I was expecting between them #but after sleeping on it I am game for whatever is in store in season 3 (with a few caveats that I will outline in a forthcoming essay) #and also like I said A+ for kissing #that's already half the battle won in my experience so we are golden!!! lol

[dreamertrilogys]

i’m so fucking tired (physically but also emotionally/mentally) like i don’t even feel like a person rn

#i still have to finish my diary entry for yesterday + i have to do one for today bc once again my life has been insane and like. AUGH #i don’t have the energy to do that right now tho so tmrw night it is i suppose. anyway ummm. i still genuinely truly deeply have no idea #what the fuck i’m supposed to do about the dani (possibly my girlfriend???) situation like i cannot deal with this #like if she just wanted to casual date or whatever i might be fine with it but no she like ACTUALLY likes me and it’s fucking terrifying #and like. oh my god. ok so there’s this new app or whatever idk i hate it but point is you get lame ass questions like who’s the hottest #person or whatever and you have to pick out of the 4 randomized ppl from ur school it gives you #<- like when you download it you pick ur school and then it suggests you people only from ur school yknow. anyway she showed me some of the #ones ppl picked her for (it doesn’t tell you who picked you for what it just says their grade and gender) and anyway what i’m trying to get #at here is that in english class (while we were sitting super close together thighs touching and all) she showed me and one of the ones #someone picked her for was most likely to marry their high school sweetheart and she kinda looked at me and was like hopefully! #and uhhhh. obviously nobody’s talking about fucking MARRIAGE rn and she’s dated plenty of people in high school but STILL #and like. as i’ve said before i genuinely can’t see myself with her in the future and going into a relationship knowing it’ll end just feel #so fucking mean and like a waste of everyone’s time. except i don’t even know if i feel that way anymore or i’m just telling myself that bc #i’m scared of commitment or whatever #fuck!!!! #and of course there’s still my friend (diff person not dani) who i’m genuinely in love with like it’s actually so fucking bad #like i need to **** *** ** ******* *** *** *** **** ***** #.txt #fake ex gf #crushposting #this is just a word for word repeat of my last 3 posts on this topic but anyway. the thing is if you asked me to choose between them (crush #and girl who likes me who i also kind of like) i’d pick my friend/crush like it wouldn’t even be that hard of a choice. but there is no #friend vs dani there’s only dani asking me out and like. ughhhhh #i can’t deal with this!!!!!!!!!! #gf

[diari0deglierrori]

#polls #I love it #today I even got the the coldest setting possible but I admit it may have been a bit too much #I don’t get when people say they don’t like cold showers like in this economy (heat) ?? #my siblings say they still boil their skin with the hottest water no matter the season and I’m like ???? #you do you I guess but #I swear it’s good #ofc don’t go directly into cold cold it has to be done progressively #from body temperature water to cold little by little and it feels so nice #not only summer it’s also nice after a workout at any time of the year #I mean maybe not in winter but still #depends where you live

[queen-of-bel]

wip but the dichotomy between these two ocs of mine is so funny

#if i told you one of these girls had a hot tiktok model simping for her after only having talked to him for like 10 minutes #and the other is completely unfuckable and has never felt the touch of another human being despite her lifelong quest being to find love #i don't think you'd believe me #my art #elyza #sofia #it's okay elyza knows she's the hottest bitch around anyway #so what if no one wants to hold her hand she'll love herself enough to make up for it #meanwhile sofiea wakes up in a new dumpster every 10 hours #she'll fight a rat for a pizza crust she finds on the ground #just throw hands with that rodent she doesn't care #oc shenanigans

[nobodygl]

UNUSUAL NSFW ASKS

Wanted to create some more unique questions for y'all. Feel free to reblog and ask :3 Also there are finally my answers down there! :>

What are the ideal nudes that someone could send you?

Have you ever humped a pillow until you came? Would you?

Hottest food someone can eat?

Genie granted you three NSFW wishes. What are you wishing for?

Something you did in bed and would NEVER do again?

Something you did in bed and would LOVE to do again?

Something you never did in bed and would rather never do?

Something you never did in bed and would love to do?

Look around yourself. You are EXTREMELY horny. What unusual object are you using to get off?

What slasher killer would you love to get railed by and why?

What kink/fantasy of yours are you the most embarrassed about? Why?

What’s the weirdest thing that turned you on? Did you masturbate to it? Would you do it again?

What is your darkest kink?

What body part would you worship on other people to the end of time because NGHHHH?

Are you happy with the type of genital you have? If not, would you want the opposite? Why?

You masterbated yourself to starvation. What’s the top number 1 food you crave RN?

What’s the best term that describes you sexually?

You can do only ONE thing to your partner sex-wise for an entire month. What is your pick?

Would you be able to go full month just pleasing your partner daily, without getting anything back?

What hairstyle you find attractive?

What video of you would you love to take sometimes? Why haven’t you yet?

What’s a toy you’d love to use? Why?

What’s your favourite thing about a quickie?

Have you or would you ever masturbate with toothpaste/tiger balm/numbing balm etc.?

Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? What’s the best part on it?

What’s the most flattering thing someone’s said about your naked body?

What’s a part of clothing you would love to see your crush/partner in?

What does your ideal one night stand look like?

Do you have a favourite CNC scenario? Which is it?

Favourite position to give oral? And to receive?

What’s your fantasy celebrity threesome?

What is your most unusual turn on?

Do you have some songs you wanna get railed to?

What’s your opinion on anal?

Do you like to have rough sex? What you love the most?

Do you like to have sensual sex? What you love the most?

What’s your opinion on sexting?

Do you like getting teased in public? Why or why not?

What’s your biggest sexual pet peeve?

What are you favourite pet names to be called during sex?

What’s the best orgasm you had in past months?

Do you like going commando?

What language is the sexiest?

Is FreeUse hot? Why?

What would you love to roleplay as in bed?

What scent you find arousing?

Favourite way of being degraded?

Favourite way of being praised?

Favourite thing to do when dominating?

Favourite thing to do when being dominated?

Have you ever tried something only for it to become a hard limit of yours? How so?

Would you be willing to try something off limits? If yes, what would the circumstances have to be?

Do you like to be intoxicated during sex? How? Why?

Would you like to expose yourself/get exposed? If yes, are there some limits?

Best romantic evening setting, go!

Best sexual evening setting, go!

Would you watch porn with your partner? What would be your pick?

Would you ever participate in a goon day/weekend?

Would you ever participate in Locktober?

Would you ever participate in NoNutNovember?

Do you like tattoos or piercings on your partner? What would be the best places for them to have them?

What is a sex-challenge you would create? Would you do it with your partner or solo?

What is something you always wanted to ask your partner but didn’t had the courage to?

What is something you would love your partner to forget about you?

Is there a kink/fetish you would like your partner to have? Why?

Is there a kink/fetish you would like your partner NOT to have? Why?

Considering you ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAVE to do the next thing your partner will ask you to. What do YOU wish that would be?

Do you trust your partner enough to be their no-limit sex slave for 24 hours? Why not? What would be the limits?

Would you let your partner pimp you out?

THIS OR THAT?

Ropes or Cuffs?

Furries or Robots?

Fully naked or Fully clothed?

Take Erotic photos of someone or Let someone take erotic photos of you?

What’s a better gag? Panties or Socks?

Creampie or Throatpie?

Cuck someone or Get cucked?

Blunt pain or Sharp pain?

Obedient sub or Bratty sub?

Forever watch porn or Forever read porn

Proffesional or Amateur porn?

Feet or Hands?

Lights on or lights off?

Have a harem of men or Have a harem of women?

Truth or dare or FapRoulette?

Multiple orgasms vs Orgasm denial?

Nylons or Fishnets?

Pet or Slave?

Worship ass or Worship feet?

Mommy/Daddy or Master/Mistress?

Bites vs Slaps?

Bruises vs Cuts?

Latex or Leather?

FOR PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS:

Do you like your clit touched? How is it best?

Favourite way to jerk off?

Best thing about having a vagina?

What’s the nicest compliment you ever got about your vagina? What you think should be complimented on it?

FOR PEOPLE WITH PENISES:

Favorite blowjob technique?

Favorite way to jerk off?

Best thing about having a penis?

What’s the nicest compliment you ever got about your penis? What you think should be complimented on it?

BONUS QUESTIONS!

Are you satisfied with your sex life? If not, what would you change? If yes, is there something you would still like to improve to make it even better?

Are you satisfied with yourself in bed? What you think you lack? What you think you excel at?

Did you found out something new about yourself?

Considering you and your sex life, is there something you are so PROUD OF you would brag about it on reddit? (Or tumblr lol, Stole this from reddit)

Considering you are going to have sex today, what are some things you would love to experience?

#hornyposting #nsft asks #ask #sexy content #send asks #dms open #dm me