#only themb

[puppyeared]

bestieesssss /platonic

(Xīn Yá belongs to me, Sailor belongs to @crow-cap)

#some of these are kind of out of context so I’ll explain a bit djshdhshs #Xīn Yá’s fruit are ‘oranges’ but this could also mean fruits like tangerines and clementines #their taste also changes depending on Xīn’s mood. it does taste like orange but it could be sweeter or sour. if you get them really mad it #could be spicy somehow.. however the fruits healing powers and taste only work if you’re within a certain range of Xīn Yá. if u try to leave #the island with a shit ton of her fruit you just have a bunch of regular oranges. so you can’t just grab a bunch and save em for later exp #expecting it to work. although crow told me Sailor would take some oranges with him fully knowing they would end up being regular oranges #once he leaves. the idea of him taking them as souvenirs makes me cry EVERYTIME #LIKE CMON.. XĪN IS SO USED TO BEING USED AS A TOOL TO HEAL PPL OR SERVE OTHERS SO JUST. ACCEPTING EVEN READILY TAKING THEM #WITH YOU KNOWING ITS NOT GONNA DO SHIT IT JUST REMINDS YOU OF HER.. OUGGHHFFFFHHHH #on that note since sailor is their first friend it’s very fun watching their interactions dhfhsh. Sailor has actually been around and #might even have a social life so Xīn is learning a lot of new things sjfjfs #bc of that Xīn is probably possessive of him and hates it when he leaves. sailor asking them to come with him would also be a good chance to #show them how to ride and sail a boat so they can come with him but their reclusiveness outweighs that. sorry sailor shfhfsg #I lov themb #myart #my art #doodles #Lego Monkie kid #lmk #Monkie kid #lmk ocs #lmk oc #Xīn Yá #Xin Ya #little sailor #friend oc #my oc

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

i absolutely do Not need these books i ordered over the weekend Immediately..,.,and yet.,.,..,.what if they came Immediately

#text #personal #books #reading #like theyll go on the bottom of the pile when they arrive lmao and the pile is now Tall #but consider: Your Honor I Want Themb #idk if ill even get tracking intel but theyre only coming from a state away so....

[sleepyzllover]

The cuties the sillies the mochis the

#Im love themb #actually a lil pleased with how this turned out #like i mentioned ive been challenging myself to draw only full bodies this nov... #i think this is the first proper illustration ive done for this month :) #theyre so cute. also peek the scaratummy. and thigh. #but actually i like how kazu looks more here in terms of quality.. as always... but i like that i took risks with scara's pose and outfit #u may notice im usually not one to stray from static poses and I never draw his damn hat. or any hat usually #but the fit didnt feel complete without a lil cap #ok anyways #sleepy.art #genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact fanart #kaedehara kazuha #kazuha #genshin impact wanderer #genshin wanderer #kaedehara kazuha x scaramouche #scaramouche #genshin impact scaramouche #kazuscara #scarakazu #they will always be my fave to draw

[gloopdimension]

hmm welli ponder gibbygorma a normal amount

#i think abt thembeing vulnerable w one another sooo jmuch. only for gibby to use it against gormie later on #Especially in gormabebys au!

[pepperpixel]

Some pixel chibis of a few of my fantrolls I did a while ago to pass the time! I only got these 4 done but. I might come back and do the others at some point. Cuz these were pretty nice to do!

#homestuck #aberration odium #fantroll #fantrolls #fan troll #hs #dessie #xylona #dekkri #ghasti #I tried my best to make them all centered and to scale w each other? #like I made a lil base sketch that I then drew there specific details on top of #so I figured that would all work out? #but. some of them still look a *lil* bit off #not enough for me to give a shit. or think it’s an issue #but enough for me to be like. damn. I took the time to plan it all out and shit too! #like I made a base to work off of why didn’t this go perfectly lol #it’s fine tho. its only like a mild annoyance #but yeah!!! pixel chibis of my kids!!! I love themb! #I pick them up and put them in my pocket… adorable #twitter is probably gonna make these look like shot tho cuz it’s pixel art #apparently there IS a way to make pixel art look like not shit on twitter.. I just. do not understand it ghghg #doodles

[serenity-bitty]

More pictures of MY SON,

Toastie K. Loaf

Cameo: Peanut Butter Loaf. She popped in to investigate the picture-taking shenanigans

Also!!! Here's some pictures of all the Loafs!!!

Toastie Kitty Loaf, Peanut Butter Loaf and the newest (and eldest) addition, Pepper Purr Loaf!!!

#bitty'sloafs #the loafs #my cats #kitty!!! #kitties!!! #i lov themb so much #pepper just went to a friend's house because she needs to be shipped separately #we can only take two cats on the plane #and i am CRY ABOUT IT 😭 #we're moving tomorrow #i miss her already and i wont see her for at least two weeks 😞

[once-was-muses]

It is not often that Bro'Dee gets to meet new Lanterns so soon after their recruitment. Rarer still is he specifically requested to make an appearance. In fact, he can think of no prior instances! How exciting!

These are thoughts Bro'Dee entertains while kneeling next to the cabinet, a cross between Mogo’s natural formations and metal structuring. The new recruit in question is presently dwelling within it, hidden away of her own accord. It is curious behavior of a Green Lantern to say the least, although he cannot blame them; he knows personally how disorienting it can be to not only abruptly be surrounded by aliens, but for something that outright feels like cosmic power to attune itself to you. It is all very overwhelming indeed, but they must learn to wield it- or reject the calling.

But first, they must be coaxed out of the cabinet. Which is precisely why Bro'Dee was asked to return to the Green Lantern's home planet.

He just hopes they didn't want him to accomplish this in a timely fashion.

#Invitation Only : closed starters #dcwnthercbbithcle (jane doe) #Blue Moon : Saint Walker #[ this is much smaller and simpler than I set out for it to be but. themb qvq ] #[ Bro'Dee patting the medical supplies cabinet like 'it's okay take your time ^u^' ]

[gisdotnet]

wip ig 

#head empty only themb #I couldn't get their eyes right so I'm dealing with it LATER

[starplusfourletters]

I finally finished the last command

and it was a romp (spoilers)

Chewie spends the whole book on the edge of a nervous breakdown but buddy you very much did that to yourself. Sure, you swear a life debt to a guy who turns out to be One of the People in the Galaxy That Things Just Keep Happening To. Bad luck, bound to happen sometimes. But then you decide that life debt extends to his wife knowing FULL WELL that Even More Things Just Keep Happening to HER, and then they go and have TWINS? That’s on you, bud.

Mara “I still do want revenge on Luke Skywalker yes definitely now hold that thought I need to go risk my life to save Leia and the twins” Jade. Mara you’re embarrassing yourself.

Actual conversation:

Leia: Thanks again for saving my life. Mara: Don’t thank me until after I’ve killed Luke which I still absolutely want to do. Leia: So uhhh why’d you do it? Mara: I’m just opposed to kidnapping. Leia: Were you kidnapped? Mara: I dOn’T wAnT tO tAlK aBoUt iT yes. Leia: ... Mara: YOU THINK THIS IS ABOUT MY TROUBLED PAST?? Leia: … Mara: BECAUSE IT’S NOT Leia: … Mara: Anyway here’s the information only I can provide that will turn the tide of the war. It’s free. Friends and family discount. Leia: Thanks. Mara: I’M STILL GOING TO KILL YOUR BROTHER Leia: That’s nice, dear.

MY KINGDOM FOR GHENT. His dad boss forgets to pick him up from AV Club so he spends two months wandering unrestricted through the capital building and then cracks Enigma because he’s bored

A TWELVE-DAY Character Bonding Hiking Trip??!? Zahn’s really outdone himself this time

WAIT THIS WHOLE TIME MARA DIDN’T KNOW LUKE AND VADER ARE RELATED?? Omigod that’s HILARIOUS. I mean, yeah, I guess it just never came up? And she didn’t watch the OT movies? That’s very funny to me for some reason. I definitely assumed she’d gotten that memo

Oh man it really feels like I should have seen that reveal coming and I absolutely did not. Gawd I love the 90s. Wowowowowowow. Chef’s kiss. I have so many questions about the Bespin janitorial system

“LUUKE” I’m dying

Admiral “It appears to be a trap.” Akbar

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Good vs. Evil Star Wars content to bring you “the two Evil factions getting in each other’s way vs the two Good factions getting in each other’s way until they all realize we’ve hit the end of the book and just start attacking everything indiscriminately”

The Climactic Battle Scene:

Luke: Fighting his clone! Han: Pew pew pew pew! Mara: Psychic defense! Psychic attack! Leia: Dual wielding blaster and lightsaber! Karrde: In the back, petting his doggos and talking on his phone I was legit worried about his safety in this book. But he's not dumb; he knows he doesn't have enough plot armor to take on the Big Bad. He is simply the best there is

Wedge / Aves is the rarepair I didn’t know I needed

RUKH!!

Oh thank God the doggos are okay

So as far as I can tell Thrawn made one mistake that wasn’t just bad luck and it was doing a shit job of getting Mara out of the way. The dude really should have had MORE of his enemies killed

Thesis statement: Aww Themb! <3

Now I just need to watch someone explain this series to Ep9-era Palpatine. Preferably in the style of Worthikids.

#star wars legends #the last command #thrawn #mara jade #chewbacca #i think I'm in too deep I think I've just got to read the entirety of legends now #strap in for my hot takes on jacen solo

[rachell-redacted]

This is the only thing that happens when people say dumb stuff about themb. More themb.

#portal #chell #doug rattmann #chellmann #portal 2

[beansprean]

Themb…

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: colored doodle dump of Nandor and Guillermo being gross together on respective red, pink, and periwinkle backgrounds. 1. Close up of Guillermo with some unidentified spatters of blood on his cheek, wincing with red cheeks as Nandor grips his jaw tightly in one large hand and turns his face to the side to lick a long line across his cheekbone, lapping up the blood. Guillermo’s glasses have been pushed crooked and his cheeks squished up as he tries to glare at Nandor. 2. Guillermo, fully dressed in chinos and a waistcoat, has Nandor on his back and is kneeling between his legs, grinning confidently as he hoists one long booted leg over his arm. Nandor, having lost a few upper layers and is now only in his boots, trousers, and cream undershirt that is half unbuttoned and drooping off one shoulder, sits halfway up on his elbows, looking a bit flustered with deep blue cheeks as he avoids Guillermo’s gaze. He frowns, attempting to retain some dignity as he declares, “I am letting you be in charge just this once, Guillermo! Because I am a very… kind… and generous…master…” he trails off, bashful. 3a. Nandor on his knees in front of Guillermo, who has his back to the viewer; both are fully clothed. Guillermo has a stake half-raised in his right hand, which Nandor has placed his own hand on as he looks up at Guillermo with serious puppy eyes. 3b. Guillermo drops the stake and laces their fingers together, his other hand coming up to cup Nandor’s cheek. Nandor leans into the contact, eyes closing, and a little heart drifts up by Guillermo’s face. /end ID

#wwdits #nandermo #mlm #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #what we do in the shadows fx #what we do in the shadows #my art #fanart #image described

[soleilxe]

"why do you keep making sun and moon au concepts, keith?" "i am. insane for themb."

Jokes aside, I'm back with another alternate universe for all of my whopping 12 followers (love y'all btw /gen). In this AU, Sun and Moon are the products of you trying to use a Youtube video on how to manifest characters into real-life out of curiosity. As the saying goes, however: curiosity kills the cat (or makes the cat the object of affection between a duo of maybe-demons-maybe not. Such is the case for Y/N in these AUs.)

I might make a short fic of this someday, hopefully soon! It's something I brought up with @icedmetaltea in a past ask (thanks for letting me ramble to you btw LMAO), but I've actually been thinking about ways to expand on this AU further than just a "what-if" scenario. I also like dumbass Y/N so plus!

Transcript for the text, standalone pictures, and other things below!

Transcript:

"Malicious Sun and Moon AU" (a.k.a you accidentally summon two possible demons in your house but at least they're cute)

You're an avid fan of unusual and unearthly concepts/things, but you wouldn't consider yourself an expert on the knowledge of summoning. Still, like a dumbie, you went with a strange Youtube tutorial you find and do a ritual out of sheer boredom. Like a dumbie.

At first, you didn't think it worked, but when you wake up the next day with two robots practically breathing down your neck, you silently rejoice and welcome Sun and moon into your home.

Tensions arise constantly, however, from the perpetual arguments between the two of them. you expected them to be more nicer to one another, considering you wanted to summon the unglitched versions of them.

Now that you think of it, both of them seem to already be massively possessive of you in their own ways, only getting worse by the day. You didn't mind their distinct differences in appearance from their canon counterparts at first, but as they become rapidly worrying in their behaviors.

The situation escalates as sun and moon want to always be by your side, soon insisting you stay at the home with them forever and always.

You begin to think you fucked up the spell.

P.S.! Sun's design is partially based off of @/glitchysquidd's inverted au! (Not tagging them directly because I don't want to be weird and suddenly show up in their notifs for no reason dhbjdjxn)

[Unrelated to the "story", but Sun and Moon are different heights since they're from different universes! Sun is 13 ft and 2 inches. Moon is 9 ft and 7 inches. Moon is a manlet.] Case in point, below!

Standalone Pictures:

As a bonus, have Y/N in their required "ritual robes" (actually just an itchy old bathrobe they found lying around)

Also this ig:

#sun fnaf #moon fnaf #yandere sun #yandere moon #moondrop #sundrop #daycare attendant #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach #sunnydrop #yandere fnaf #fnaf au #msmm au #long post #yandere tw

[cinderswife]

realized i hadn't drawn nearly enough of rose and cinders being extremely gay yet. themb <3

headcanon that rose and cinders are one of those extremely pda heavy couples. they're super physically affectionate - there's a lot of cuddles and kisses and just generally any kind of physical affection whenever and wherever. if they're not touching something's wrong. cinders is fully touch starved and rose is one of the cuddliest people ever who doesn't get enough affection out on the warfront where she is 90% of the time. they were made for each other <3

also. rose is on a step in this picture cuz she only comes up to just below cinders chest otherwise <3 they have a full foot and a half between them it's adorable :3

#the mechanisms #ouatis #once upon a time in space #cinders ouatis #rose red ouatis #planet's doodles #look at themmmmm #they're soooo adorable i love them soooo much

[mobblespsycho100]

I think I already asked ur fav character but whos ur fav from each area? express, space station, belobog, luofu, and penacony. and then misc to include the sstellaron hunters n stuff. Well. I can assume the for for penacony lolz

4 me.... the express is probably the MC tbh. Himeko is a close second she may be tied

space station issss HERTAAAA !!! 100% herta. waittt Arlan too.....

Jarilo vi is Clara or Sampo ^.^ the sillies

Luofu.... does Blade count if hes technically a different person now. It's probably Yanqing 4 me

Penaconyyyy.... so hard.. NO WAIT MISHA I LOVE MISHA silly little guy

For misc,,,, is Boothill from Penacony? if not then its him. oooh or screwllum... hes not playable tho.... OOKH silver wolf def shes soooooooo

I LOVE ALL UR PICKS (xcept blade im sorry bladers i can see his appeal just not for me) ‼️‼️

yes okay so

🌠🚂 Astral Express: very similar to u. Himeko is my numero uno, but I love MC and pompom too <3 if i had to rank id say Himeko, PomPom, MC, and then Welt Danheng March are kinda tied ? i love themb theyyre the sillies ever ^.^

🛰️ HSS: Probably Arlan and Peppy (theyre a package do not seperate), because theyre silly to me and I think Arlan deserves better!!! But tbh IDK, If Screwllum counts as a space station character since he appears there often, id say screwllum :3 robots !! Herta and Asta are also characters that I used to be neutral on/dislike but I quite enjoy them now!!! :D Ruan Mei is interesting 🤔 but i would love it if her design actually had like a lab coat or more biology aspects to it like the dna helixes are great but i need More y'know?

❄️Jarilo-VI: SAMPOOOOO !!! not even a question. second fav either Serval or Bronya or maybe even Lynx??? but Sampo is top tier to me. yesss. Underworld Charas r kinda more fun than the Overworld ones though imho, they have a closer tight-knit dynamic which I loveee like Seele and Luka are so siblings / besties and Oleg and Luka mentor-student relationship and Natasha and Hook being like aunt and niece and Clara Svarog daughter father bond of all time is so silly to meeee <333

🪷 Luofu: Blade counts imo!! since he appears in Luofu patch and thats like his former home. My fav Luofu character is Xueyi, but I gen rlly love Jing Yuan, Fu Xuan, and Yanqing too :3 Hanya is fun also but only because I like tragic siblings ajdhsjdh also shout out to Luocha for being a merchant whos actually NOT that much of a good guy and is just a silly weirdo man

SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO 🪙THE IPC🪙, i hate the corporation's wholedeal but i love Owlbert, Topaz & Numby, and Aventurine a lottt <333 Ratio doesnt count as IPC despite being a representative sent by them btw hes in Intelligentsia Guild which is funded by the IPC but isnt part of the IPC. ANYWAAAAY

🌟 Stellaron Hunters: Kafka... its still Kafka.... i want to move on from her so badly please.... I stil havent gotten her i want to cry.... please letme let me live..... I like Sam and Silver Wolf as well too :3!!! Blade is silly but hes my least fav. Elio is my silly cat cat to meeeee

🌃 Penacony: Our canonical Penacony characters aka the playable ones actually from there are Sunday, Robin, Misha, and Gallagher. I really like Robin !!!! shes so silly and cute and i love herrrr <3 but if we r talking characters *featured/will be featured* in Penacony's story, then I have to admit Im very down bad for Aventurine and Black Swan rn. Boothill also <3 :3 sillies forreal . Acherons lore is interesting as well!! though shes not like a fav, shes like my blorbo in law for sure (one of my moots/friend is a big fan of raiden mei and therefore a big fan of acheron :3!! we ramble/basically make essays and talk to each other abt hsr a bunch and its fun :3!!!)

ANDYEAH THATS IT I THINK 🌟🌟🌟 YUPPEEE THANKS FOR THE ASK THIS ONE IS A GREAT ONE AND I LOVE ANSWERING AND GIVING MY THOUGHTS

#asks #mourn 🌧️🐈 ! #for more detailed explanation ... that would be a seperate post I suppose

[proficmika]

A Nezuko x Tanjiro Stimboard!

X-O-X O-X-O X-O-X Sources may be out of order! Hyperfixating on themb,,,,,my little scrunkles. they are in love. Also if you guys are aware of any proship friendly stim blogs please lmk! helium is the only one i immediately was aware of. <3

#comship #profic #proship #proship love zone #proship positivity #proship safe #proshipper #proshippers please interact #proshippers are valid #Nezuko x Tanjiro #Nezujiro #Nezutan

[whiskey-tango-matcha]

21 + 63?

what's better than one cold? TWO COLDS. thank you for sending!! hope you enjoy this Greyson and Elijah ficlet. 700ish words under the cut.

also!!! if you've sent in a prompt, thank you so much - there are a few more than i was expecting, so i'll be working on them this week and posting sporadically. i will get to yours if you sent one in, promise!!

The worst thing about summers in the restaurant wasn’t the heat; it wasn’t the fact that the walk-in went down once a week as a rule; it wasn’t even the fact that half the staff decided they just didn’t work from May til August. No, the worst thing about the summers was the complete inconsistency.

Greyson wiped flop-sweat from his forehead and swore in relief as he stabbed the final ticket of the evening. It was the week of fourth of July, a historically slow one for them, but for some ungodly reason this year it had been absolutely slammed every night. He and Elijah had both given their counterparts the week off for vacation, thinking they’d be standing around with their thumbs up their asses; instead, the two of them had panted their way through the past three evenings, wondering how the hell they were going to get through the next three.

It was bad enough that they were down two guys and unusually busy; to add insult to injury they had both walked in that morning prepared to deliver more bad news to one another.

Elijah was already seated at his computer when Greyson slogged through the kitchen towards the office, coughing into his elbow all the way. Nothing was worse than a summer cold, he’d decided on the train ride here. At least in the winter you could burrow under blankets, drink tea, eat soup… summer essentially told you to shove all those ideas up your ass and just sweat and sneeze til you keeled over.

“Liiiij,” Greyson moaned, tossing his backpack on the ground and collapsing into his chair. Elijah was turned towards the wall, digging through a drawer on his side of the desk, seemingly unfazed by Greyson’s theatrics. “Lij, I’m -”

“HGTSHHH-ue! HTSHHH-ue!” Elijah folded over the open drawer, arms over his face as two sneezes wrenched out of him. He sniffled, sat up and turned to face Greyson, whose heart dropped when he saw his boss’s face.

“Oh, fuck,” Elijah rasped before Greyson could say anything. “You’re shiverigg.” Greyson wrapped his arms around himself and shook his head.

“Ndo I’m ndot,” he said, congestion seeping into his voice. He tried sniffing it back while Elijah grabbed a tissue from the box between them. “You sound like absolute hell.”

“Mmm. Right back at ya,” Elijah said from behind the tissue. Greyson rolled his eyes.

“I’m ndot sick,” he said, an attempt to keep from stressing the GM out even further. Elijah just raised an eyebrow and tossed the tissue in the overflowing trashcan.

“We really gonna play that gambe?” Elijah asked, coughing into his fist. “Personally, I don’t have the energy for it.”

“I – HNGSTHH-ue!” Greyson twisted into his elbow to haphazardly cover a sudden sneeze, prompting a dark laugh from his boss. “Finde,” Greyson said, clearing his throat and wiping his nose on his jacket sleeve. “Fuck. The timing is ndearly poetic.”

Elijah hummed in agreement, and the two of them sat in exhausted silence – punctuated only by sniffles and coughs – until the hostess rapped on the open door. She winced when both men turned sluggishly towards her.

“Um,” the hostess said, “Elijah, there’s a concierge from the Plaza on the phone. She’s wondering if we have room for a twelve-top tonight, all high-level executives. I know we’re pretty busy already, but…” she trailed off as Greyson groaned and Elijah coughed towards the wall.

“Go ahead and put her through to the office phonde,” Elijah said, attempting to clear his throat. “I’ll find a place for themb.”

The hostess brightened and nodded. “Will do,” she said, breezing out of the kitchen. Greyson turned to Elijah, his look one of pure exhaustion.

“This is so fucked,” he moaned. “God, fuck, I dond’t have timbe for this fuckigg -”

“GTSHHZH-ue!” Elijah cut him off with a massive sneeze and a volley of coughs caught in his sleeve. “This fuckigg cold,” he finished for the chef, each man giving the other a watery, tired smirk. The phone rang then, and Greyson stood to put his chef’s coat on while Elijah blew his nose in vain.

“Let’s get this bag, or what-the-fuck ever,” Greyson mumbled, heading towards the prep table. Elijah managed another wheezing laugh before he picked up the phone and spoke as clearly as he was able.

“Thandk you for holding. This is Elijah, how mbay I assist you?”

#snz #whiskeyswriting #sickfic #snzfic