MEET BRITTANY SUSAN PIERCE!!
AUDITIONING WITH THE SONG: FINE LINE BY KESHA
There's a fine line between genius and crazy. There's a fine line between broken and breaking. Spent my whole life tryna to change what they're saying about me, sick of walking that fine line.
BIOGRAPHY & HEADCANONS
wait, is that BRITTANY SUSAN PIERCE they kinda look a lot like BRIGETTE LUNDY-PAINE, don’t they? i heard the TWENTY-TWO year old is known as the AIRHEAD EXTRAORDINAIRE around mckinley. it seems like they auditioned to be in NEW DIRECTIONS which is so lame? people at campus have said they’re HONEST, but don’t be fooled since they’re also IMPULSIVE. rumor has it, you can find them at CHEERIO PRACTICE, DANCE/BALLET, THE MUCKRACKER, GAY/STRAIGHT ALLIANCE, AND MATHLETES when they aren’t belting show tunes. their entire vibe revolves around THE SMELL OF BURNT FONDUE OVER HOT GOSS, DANCING THROUGH THE SEWER SYSTEMS AT NIGHT, AND CHEERING FOR THE UNDERDOG IN A SHORT SKIRT but no one pays attention to that here in ohio.
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Brittany, like Brett and Puck, is a super senior. They failed their senior year with a remarkable 0.0 GPA, but they completely turned it around their second year. They even got an early admission to MIT, but it only took Brittany a month or two to miss home and all their friends. They didn't want to be math genius, instead choosing to go back to Lima and go to McKinley Arts to pursue other ventures.
Brittany is openly bisexual and nonbinary. They knew from a young age that they liked more than one gender, but it took another year of high school and soul searching to realize that just like with their sexuality, their gender cannot be defined within the margins of the gender binary. They've had their fair share of hookups and trysts with a whole lot of different people. They've never been ashamed of it and who they are. To help pay for college, they occasionally do a video or two with Sam, the other blonde letting them keep all the earnings from said films.
Brittany has a pretty successful YouTube channel called Fondue for Two that they started in high school. They invite guests from their life to interview them over fondue and whatever else they have lying around.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME ON 'FONDUE FOR TWO' AND JUDGE MY CAT?
BASICS OF BRITT:
FULL NAME: brittany susan pierce.
PRONOUNS: prefers they/them, but any pronouns are fine. (unless you misgender them purposefully/or misgender her sister and they will destroy you)
GENDER: nonbinary.
NICKNAMES: b, britt, britt-britt, brittany s-pierce.
HOMETOWN: lima, ohio.
BIRTHDAY (ZODIAC) & AGE: march 14th. (PISCES.) / twenty-two years old.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single, has kissed more than 80% of the student body.
SEXUALITY: bisexual.
RELIGION: christian.
OCCUPATION: student at mckinley arts college, runs a youtube show called ‘Fondue For Two’.
RESIDENCE: small apartment off campus.
SPORTS/CLUBS: Cheerios, dance, the muckracker, gay/straight alliance, mathletes.
GLEE CLUB: new directions.
LANGUAGES: english, secret language they made up in middle school, ASL.
MAJOR: journalism.
MINOR: media communication.
PHYSICAL:
FACECLAIM: brigette lundy-paine.
HEIGHT: 5'9".
BUILD: fit.
EYES: brown.
HAIR: brown, will occasionally bleach in summer to put fun colors in.
PIERCINGS: they have their ears pierced, three on each lobe and then a helix on their left and an industrial on their right, they also have their belly button, nipples, and tongue pierced.
TATTOOS: they have a rainbow with clouds on their right inner wrist and a small ufo on their shoulder blade. (lord t has been making tattoo appointments for her to get a portrait of himself done and brittany keeps canceling them because she’s afraid it’s bad luck.)
OTHER DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: none.
SCARS: a few from sewer misadventures.
ALLERGIES: none.
STYLE: carefree and fun, loves bright and bold patterns as well as simple ones when they’re feeling overwhelmed. loves hats and beanies.
WANTED CONNECTIONS:
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: if brittany thinks you're hot, they will absolutely hit on you and be down to hook up.
FORMER FLINGS: one night stands or situationships welcome !! can be friends now or not.
JUST FRIENDS: brittany needs pals !!
INTERVIEWEES: britt also needs people to interview !! and to be on their show.
STUDY BUDDY OR TUTOR: britt can help you with math if you help them with their writing courses.
RIVAL: jacob ben israel is basically their archnemesis.
EXES: can be on good or bad terms !!
ROOMMATE: lets goooo.
AND HERE'S MORE ON OUR FAVORITE AIRHEAD EXTRAORDINAIRE THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO ADD ON THIS ALREADY LONG POST.
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MEET SAM EVANS !!
auditioning with the song: brutal, olivia rodrigo
And I'm so tired that I might, quit my job, start a new life. And they'd all be so disappointed, 'cause who am I, if not exploited?
BIOGRAPHY & HEADCANONS
wait, is that SAM EVANS? they kinda look a lot like NICHOLAS GALITZINE, don’t they? i heard the TWENTY ONE year old is known as THE CROWD PLEASER around mckinley. it seems like they auditioned to be in DULY NOTED which is so lame? people at campus have said they’re CHARMING, but don’t be fooled since they’re also -STUBBORN. rumor has it, you can find them at SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING PRACTICE, PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB, FIGHT CLUB, DIGITAL MEDIA CLUB OR AT A GOD SQUAD MEETING when they aren’t belting show tunes. their entire vibe revolves around RED SOLO CUPS AMONG FRIENDS, LONG NIGHTS IN TRUCK BEDS STARGAZING, DOLLA DOLLA BILLS Y'ALL but no one pays attention to that here in ohio.
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Sam has a full ride scholarship thanks to synchronized swimming. So while he’s going to school because of that, Sam’s real passion is his impressions. He’s always wanted to be a voice actor and he actually does have a decent amount of followers on TikTok. Because they’re good or because he posts a lot of cosplay thirst traps is anyone’s guess.
He was pretty much homeless during his senior year of high school after his father lost his job. They lived out of motels and sometimes their car when they couldn’t afford a room. It took a while for them to get back on their feet, but Sam’s job at the local DQ strip club helped out a lot.
He’s very upfront on his TikTok about who he is and his past because it might help someone out there. Whether it’s about his dyslexia, stripping, sexuality (pansexual) or just about struggling with his faith, Sam likes to shine bright, but still keep it real.
Sam does a lot of volunteer work on his off time, he loves helping out at the local animal and homeless shelters.
He's not a stripper anymore, thanks to the world wide web, he has an OF that's actually pretty lucrative. He sends most of the money back home still to provide for his siblings, his parents still think he works at DQ.
MY PERSONALITY IS LIKE A RADIOACTIVE ASTEROID, SPEND TOO MUCH TIME WITH IT AND IT COULD KILL YOU.
BASICS OF SAM:
full name: samuel andrew evans.
pronouns: he/him.
gender: cismale.
nicknames: sam, sammy, white chocolate, captain trouty, evans, trouty mouth.
hometown: knoxville, tennessee.
birthday (zodiac) & age: may 21st (GEMINI) / twenty-one years old.
relationship status: single.
sexuality: pansexual.
religion: christian.
occupation: student at mckinley arts college, "accountant".
residence: small house off campus with roommates.
sports/clubs: synchronized swimming, photography club, fight club, digital media club, and god squad.
glee club: part of duly noted.
languages: english, ASL, na'vi, very poor spanish.
major: digital media.
minor: visual communications.
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:
faceclaim: nicholas galitzine.
height: 6'0".
build: athletic.
eyes: hazel.
hair: blonde (natural, but he does a lot of upkeep because of the chlorine water).
piercings: he has his nipples, tongue and ears pierced (just like one of his faves teddy altman, but this version) (sidenote: he takes them all out when he's in the pool).
tattoos: ’You can’t take the sky from me.’ across his left forearm, he has 'i'm fine' on his right arm above his inner elbow, he's starting a sleeve of comic panels on his right that's a mix of all comics not just marvel & dc, he has a few manga panels on his left leg from various artists including jujutsu kaisen and attack on titan. (sidenote: sam uses the best waterproof tattoo concealer money can buy to keep them covered for competitions).
other distinguishing features: birthmark above his upper right lip and on the right and left sides of his chin.
style: sam has three looks: homeless man, 12 year old boy & a hooker.
WANTED CONNECTIONS:
workout buddy: someone sam can spot for/spot for him at the gym, or even just watch his swim routines and critique.
fellow "accountant": either they can just know of each other and help each other out with tips and tricks of the trade or they can create content with each other.
BFFS/platonic soulmates: they know everything sam doesn't talk about on his social media and they get the real bts content of his life.
friends with benefits: this will probably be a dumpster fire of feels because sam absolutely will catch feelings for the other so to quote sam's audition song "i want it to be, like, messy".
study buddy or tutor: sam needs some extra help and needs someone to help study with or your character is tutoring him!
roommate: sam is a junior and lives off campus in a small house with two roommates !!
rival: either in fight club or maybe one of the other clubs, either way sam totally complains about you to his followers.
D&D: you're a part of sam's party, your characters are rivals, love interests, or friends.
I'm honestly down for any connections for my boy so you can absolute DM me on here or on discord !! LET'S PLOT !!
AND HERE'S MORE ON OUR FAVORITE CROWD PLEASURE THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO ADD ON THIS ALREADY LONG POST.
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