oh shoot.
I just realized that I was the aromantic outlier in my psychology class that my professor was Not prepared for.
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That lovely feeling when you're at work all day and there's no customers coming in the whole time you're there, only to find out from your boss as your clocking out that corporate had labeled a few of their stores as closed for New Year's day, including the one you're working at. 🙃
Such a...lovely feeling indeed
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have an irl friend who only started supporting palestine after one of their fav content creators declared their support.... what the fuck is this new genre of cruelty called 🙃
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I love how all of this talk about suns is lowkey roasting him. Dude is literally named after multiple suns yet he is getting charred by people calling him out for his own actions kshsj
listen man, this guy has been babied or kinda mary sue'd by the fandom for too long. time to tear him a new one. i advocate for "suns is a goddamn fucking idiot of an Iterator and needs to be beaten silly with a stick" on here. this is the suns hater club. join by subscribing tod-
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i think the guy will appreciate if you decide to go back and give him your contact <3 you said he was so sweet, so no worries! i'm sending you hugs and confidence, you got this! have fun!
Oh my god stop that stop thatttttt (/lh /j) y’all are actually making me think I got a chance with this oh goodness oh myyyyyy
(And thank u for the hugs and confidence :> hugging u back rn tee hee <3)
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Raymond de Merville in modern times and you take him Christmas shopping. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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7,13,14 & 74 of ur spotify wrapped!! 💌
7. father and son - yusuf / cat stevens (help not ted lasso depression tune)
13. dream a little dream of me - the mamas & the papas
14. NO SURPRISES - RADIOHEAD !!!!!!!
74. watch over us - the lone bellow
send me a number between 1-100 for a song on my spotify wrapped
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What if.....I walked up behind you while you cooked dinner and slipped my hand inside your pants. Ran my nails down the inside of your thighs and back up, then tightly grabbed a hold of you and started jerking you off until you made a mess of yourself...
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Small warning for injury! It's not gory or anything, just small pinpricks, but I'm just putting it out there in case.
So, I went to occupational health today to get jabs and a blood test to make sure I'm fit for placement.
And, well, I have to pop back because they couldn't get any blood out of me- completely my fault, yours truly forgot to hydrate like the silly sausage I am. The nurse, bless her heart, tried to take blood from my arm, and then had two goes at my hand.
And look...
Look!
I've been Astarion-ed.
I got Astarion-ed.
My friend couldn't stop cackling.
Let's hope I don't contract vampirism ;P.
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okay SINCE that text post reminded me
Maya Tabingdagat is friends w one of my inquisitors, Gabe Trevelyan. That's how she ended up being part of the Inquisition
When they got to Haven, she thought Cullen was handsome, and during the fall of Haven he rescues her from a Red Templar attack
she develops a crush on him, like the type that's "Oh my hero you saved my life"
when they get to skyhold, cullen would accompany Gabe in missions. Maya and cullen end up becoming friends, really close ones
then she ends up GENUINELY and PROPERLY falling in love w him and she's like......well shit
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