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abirddogmoment · 9 months
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Crunchy phone photos only but: I have (temporarily) acquired a boy
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lunarrolls · 4 months
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trying to scroll through my dash to figure out which one of my mutuals rbed the “the inherent body horror of being ashton greymoore” post because i LITERALLY have not stopped thinking about it
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moved-starbitsun · 2 months
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grounded is so addicting
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thepoison-thecure · 1 year
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YOU WANNA SEE WHAT MY INSIDES LOOK LIKE???? I BET IM NOT FUCKING PRETTY ON THE INSIDE
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synthetic-sonata · 15 days
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gfdi tumblr reverted back to its shitty design ( the twitter-esque one )
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burr-ell · 1 year
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Hello! It's New Fan again. I hope you're doing well. I'm still slowly making my way through Campaign 1 of CT but I have a concern.
When you said that One Guy will go away soon, how soon are we talking about? It wasn't bad at first and I found Tiberius to be a bit charming but there are moments when it feels like it is not roleplay anymore and the player is genuinely being a dick.
Maybe I'm getting confused because they are pro-VAs and he's just really into it but I just cannot stop the bad feeling.
I'm debating on whether I should skip until he's gone or just endure it.
it's never that bad at first, is it
The thing about Tiberius is that the cast had been playing together for two years prior to the start of the stream and had known each other for longer because they were colleagues. And while I can't speak to who they are as people, they at least seem genuinely kind and forgiving, especially Matt, which is probably why Orion was allowed to stick around as long as he did. (And in fairness, Orion was also dealing with cancer and substance abuse issues during this period, which doesn't excuse his behavior but also helps explain why the cast gave him so many chances.)
But you are not at all alone in feeling that way, anon. I feel secondhand embarrassment sometimes even thinking about what he was like and how uncomfortable some of his behavior made everyone. For what it's worth, to give you a timeframe, Orion leaves after episode 27, and episodes 18 and 19 also don't have him (and the change in vibe is palpable). His last episode is really the nadir and it's pretty skippable. Personally, I'm messy and live for drama and found that reading people's salty YouTube comments helped get me through it (as well as the fact that I always listen to the show while I'm doing something—early C1 was for either portfolio work or support grinding in FE Awakening), but it's not for everyone.
If it gets to be too much? Skip to 18 and 19, then to either 24 or 28 depending on what you think you're up for. 24 is the actual start of the Briarwood arc and it opens with the scene where Percy reveals his backstory, which is excellent, and as an added bonus, Tiberius isn't in that part at all because when Vex said they should all go down to the workshop to check on their friend Tiberius just left to go do his own thing. (A microcosm, if you will.) 28 is when he's actually gone, and again—the change in atmosphere is pretty visceral. 25 is also worth watching, in my opinion; Orion tries metagaming with the Briarwood fight and Matt immediately has Delilah hit him with Feeblemind to take him out, and then #NoMercyPercy reveals himself and it's just as incredible as it is in the animated show—honestly, in my view it hits even harder.
If you want my opinion, the Orion episodes are still worth watching at some point...but no one in the fandom blames you if you don't, or if you decide to skip all his episodes and then go back and watch them later if you like everyone else enough to suffer through him. If you do decide to skip ahead, this reddit post has a pretty good rundown of what happened (with a few incorrect minor irrelevant details); it's not on the CR subreddit because fun fact! Discussions of Orion got banned in any context there outside of the first 27 episodes.
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nenestansunsthings · 2 years
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listening to a man graphically die in a musical like. wow they were right about this one being repetitive! ive heard like six separate people do this exact dying rattle in this musical
and i didnt even listen to the first six songs where this guys mom died with that exact death rattle
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funniest-loser · 7 months
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OHHH SHIT SHTI SHTI SHIT SHIT
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I need Rohan to go on a date with me. For science
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databent · 2 years
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THE AGONIES
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avamills · 2 years
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i keep needing to tell myself it’s a soap opera it’s a soap opera it’s a soap opera
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eilidh-eternal · 1 month
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🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love
Ohhhhhh I have SO MANY recommendations!
@yeyinde their entire masterlist. Absolutely transformative experience reading anything and everything Lev writes. I want to be her when I grow up
@groguspicklejar Chink In the Armor! Best medieval Ghoap AU I’ve ever read!!!! Mafia!141 is so deliciously angsty and she captures it soooo perfectly! Kelsi is absolutely my go to for any and all Kyle pretty boy Garrick reads!!!
@gemmahale Gemma my beloved🖤 everything she writes is literal treasure. Priceless. Deserving of a pretty glass case and soft leather bindings. There are worlds in her head I could not dream up in 100 lifetimes, and her OC’s are sooo complex and well rounded!
@peachesofteal once again, her entire masterlist. Everything she writes is guaranteed to leave me staring at the damn wall with the loading circle spinning on my forehead, wishing I could jump through my screen and live in the worlds she writes
@luminousbeings-crudematter Folie á Deux, Donner Party, and Land Softly are some of my favorites! I still need to work my way through the rest of Lumi’s masterlist😅 but the way she writes Simon 😳 my enclosure only has so many bars, I’m going to have to replace it soon
@391780 oh god too many to count! I looooove the way Early writes dark!141 and ALL of her stories highlight and praise big soft bodies🥰 she also does comic relief INSANELY well, and I just know anytime I sit down to read her fics I’m gonna have a good laugh (get wrecked König)
@moondirti I have just read the first part of Cabin fever and I am already IN LOVE with Dee and their writing style! Cannot wait to read more when I have the chance!
@ceilidho I was not a Price girly when I started getting into CoD, but Ceil’s take on him has irreversibly altered my brain chemistry🫠 and her characterization of a darker Simon?! Canon. She’s in charge now.
@auspicioustidings OH MY GOD!!!! Mhairi just started Ae Fond Kiss and I am so, so, sooooo in love with the concept for this fic! It’s already incredibly gut wrenching and I know I’m gonna be a sobbing mess throughout this series! Truly on the edge of my seat!!!
@pfhwrittes P has such a wrinkly brain! I’m absolutely in love with their Here Be Kink and Dealing Drugs and Feelings collections! Absolutely phenomenal writing! Everything they write is so dark, decadent and rich🤤
@kaadaaan Offer Me His Hunger is such a beautifully written descent into madness and obsession, and Vi does a truly immaculate job of portraying it! I chew on drywall thinking about this DAILY!!!!
@ohbo-ohno PUPPY! SOAP! Don’t Leave Me Locked In Your Heart was the beginning of a very transformative experience for me and with every new fic Bo writes I descend further into madness😵‍💫 I cannot unsee Soap with big puppy eyes and a pouty face and I think Bo should be on the writers team for his “surprise I’m not dead but guess what? I’m Very Fucked Up™️ now” story arc in MWIV bc that was not him in that tunnel
@glossysoap The go-to for any and all Captain related thoughts! Price and 09’ Soap can captain my ship anytime as long as it’s Glossy’s version🫡 Peppers is absolutely deserving of it’s namesake🥵
@charliemwrites never misses! All of her characterizations are spot-fucking-on and she has a wonderful selection of CoD characters that span multiple genres! I’m particularly in love with Woof Woof Johnny🥴 (nasty little freak🖤) and Fields of Elation
@vanderilnde RUGBY! PLAYER! SOAP! He’s dirty and nasty and pervy and pathetic!!!! What more could you want from a man like him? And the way Orion writes him…… CHEWING ON GLASS! I love when soap is a pathetic little whore and Orion NAILED IT!!!
@the-californicationist Oooohhhhh Guile and Guilt was one of the first CoD fics I ever read and it lives in my head 24/7, even when Johnny is whispering Nasty™️ ideas in my ear. The story, the poetry, the characterizations…. IT’S LITERAL PERFECTION!!!!
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devildomditzy · 3 months
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OOOOHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD FIRST TRY PULL 😭😭😭 HE LOVES ME
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riveroryn · 2 months
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HE NEEDS HELP PUSHING!
At the birth center, Wyatt was 10cm dilated and feeling the urge to push. In the tub he took a deep breath and let out a moan.
Ooooohhhh!
He pulled his legs back. The midwife placed her hands around his birth canal and firmly said "Let's see a push. Big breath in aaand PUSH."
Hmmmmaaahhhh!!!
The pain and pressure were INTENSE. He didn't expect it to hurt so much. He yelled through his first push and he felt his baby's head decend.
The midwife placed a finger inside of his hole to feel the baby's head. "GOOD. That was a good push, Wyatt. The baby's right there, let's go again. Ready? Okay. PUSH."
Hmmmmgggghh OOOOHHHH!!!!
The baby's head moved further down his birth canal every time he pushed. This time a small teardrop began to form. He was CROWNING right there in the water.
"YES. Good job, just breathe. It won't be long now."
Is she coming out yet?
"you're just starting to crown! She's coming! Do you feel another contraction? Okay Wyatt, you can do this. Big breath, PUSH. Good, good. Push push push! Almost there!"
OOOOHHHHH AGGGHHHHH 😭😭😭
The baby's head now crowned at the widest point stretching his birthing hole to the limit. The pain was searing through his pelvis. It was horrible. He felt like he was going to break but all he could do was PUSH.
Oh god!!!! 😭😭😭 GET IT OUT!!!!! AHHHH!!!!
"Wyatt, BREATHE. You're doing it, come on, PUSH! PUSH! HARDER! The head is almost out! Come on now, PUSH! Yes! The head is out! Now breathe. You'll push out the shoulders next."
Oh my God 😭 *Wyatt sobbed from the trauma and felt the next contraction start. He had to PUSH.* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
"Okay Wyatt, you can do this. I know it's so painful, just a little more. KEEP PUSHING. GO GO GO. PUSH! PUUUUSH!"
AAAAAGGGHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! GOD!!!! AAAAaHaAaaaAAAA!!!!!!!!
The shoulders came out. Now for the hips.
"Wyatt stop pushing! Just let it come."
Wyatt fought the intense urge to push. He felt the baby's hips slide out with relief. It was over. He gave birth.
"she's here! You did it!"
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siremasterlawrence · 4 months
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The Strip and Shift Part 1
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The stage lit up In a parade of strobe lights as I walk on to stage doing a slow steady on a stroll across to the crowd and extremely soon enough my body is on full display for all to see with my insecurities ready to be shown. I see him in the vastness of the sea of the crowd the man who secretly bought a load of stocks to become the sole owner of the club that I work for taking a seat among the crowd
Our eye lines meet each other across the sea of people who shoutings giving good vibes, getting handsy and so much more due to the hype spreading for person to person. He starts to clap himself as the music begins to blare on upon the moment I take the microphone in my hands and begin to sing and dance captivating the groups.
I move the stand to the side slowly doing a very sexy striptease with my uncomfortable energy slowly stirring someone’s private as body parts cock up and I knew I already am in total control doing a jump as the clothes are flying in to the air. The crowd listens on very intensely following my every word and moves replicating their body to exactly as I am leaving them half naked mindlessly with obedience, lust, love and desires.
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“Hello Everyone!”
“Who is ready to party?”
“Let’s commence “
“Watch me move “
“Sssshhhh”
“Hey lovers”
“Show me what you got”
“I’ll do dance “
“Shake my ass”
“Make you squirm “
“A real man is absolutely “
“Original “
“I’ll be The Master “
“You be submissive “
“My true bitch”
“Embrace my voice “
“Do a strip “
“Release control to me”
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“Hey boss! Chris can you hear me?”
“Join me on stage let’s do a dance “
“Join you! Dance “
“You don’t want to be in charge “
“No in charge “
“You work for me”
“Take off your clothes “
“Throw them aside “
“Climb on stage and do a sexy dance “
“You are hotties “
“They work and are owned”
“I am owned…I love it “
“Good boi “
“Ooouuuccchhh…mmmm”
“Nice ass”
“Who owns you bitch?”
“You…my boss”
“Yum…god damn right “
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“How are you doing this?”
“Sssshhhh…”
“I am your Master”
“Yes”
“I ask the question “
“I am doing this because I am right “
“You are always right “
“Yes Master”
“Going entertain the crowd “
“That’s it good job”
“Grind on them”
“Let them grope and slap you “
“Mmmm….uuuuhhh”
“Oooohhhhh”
“Master”
“Gggggoooooddddd”
“Yyyyuuuummmm”
“Fuck”
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“FUCK”
“Twist “
“Twirl”
“Dance all night”
“Hump”
“Grind”
“Everyone party “
“Woohoo”
“Everyone “
“Meet Chris “
“He is a slave “
“He is my property “
“I feel hot”
“You are a hottie “
“Thank you sir”
“You are my man”
“We need more bois “
“I will bring them “
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The end
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jezebelgoldstone · 10 months
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RRR (2022, dir S. S. Rajamouli)
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things i am not now and likely never will get over from RRR
DRIFT COMPATIBLE BATTLE COUPLE DETECTED
queer? platonic? queerplatonic? who gives a shit no matter what it was it was AWESOME
Colonialism Is Bad Actually: The Musical
the symbolism. holy shit. every BIT of it was absolutely amazing.
wow all the mains in this movie are just, really hot? my poor lil pan heart had a rough time with this one ngl
the fact that someone (likely many someones) watched this movie about Colonialism Is Bad Actually and said 'you know what let's dub this whole thing into Hindi and English and then not give an option to watch it with the original Telugu dialogue' sure was,,,,,,,,, A Choice
THE MUSIC
by which i mean the actual song-and-dance numbers as well as the like story soundtrack all of it is going on my playlist asap
listen the spirk-behind-glass scene is awful. spock and kirk can't even touch. they can hear. they can see. but they cannot touch. and i in my sweet ignorant bliss thought that was as bad as it could get.
tonight i learned that holding someone in your arms through the bars of their cell is so much worse
I watched it on Netflix but i looked it up on a few other ahem websites and on EVERY SINGLE ONE Telugu audio wasn't even an option.
there was not one single chance to tie things together or make a connection or do a setup/payoff or callback that was not taken. not a single one.
everything about this movie is 100% Extra
in short: this movie is a masterclass
aaaaaand the rest below a cut because WOW i have a lot to say actually
which brings me to the dancing oh my gods. not sure i've ever seen such enthusiastic dancing in anything in my entire life. seriously by the final number i was exhausted just watching them
in general, this movie is: stunning
"RAM." "BHEEM." "SEETHA." IT'S ABOUT THE SYMBOLISM.
also this was kinda hilarious because i watched it in hindi [the least disorienting option] and they kept SAYING "ram" but in the subs it was always fuckin RAJU so like. again with the Choices. like seriously what was the thought process there. WAS there a thought process.
FIRE. WATER. STORY. I JUST. I. HELP ME.
i ADORED jenny. with my whole entire heart. she is one of the very BEST examples of Ignorance Is A Privilege and also At What Point Does Ignorance Become Malicious that i have ever ever seen. i loooooooooved it. i mean i hated it a whole lot while it was happening but also i am SO GLAD that now rather than trying to explain all of this to people i can just tell them to watch this movie and then sit them down and be like, so what are your thoughts on jenny's culpability in literally everything?
oh and how you can be a kind person and still do atrocities! like jenny is so sweet and so kind and you just like her so much and yet. and yet.
t h e s y m b o l i s m
i cannot remember the last time i saw a movie so visually stunning. the cinematography is breathtaking. pause on just about any random frame and it could be a movie poster or hanging in an art gallery or what have you.
they also dubbed all the lines that were actually in english? i mean i get it for the characters who spent most of the movie speaking Telugu because you'd need their voices to stay the same through the whole movie yeah fine whatever. but like. they dubbed all the ENGLISH characters, too? like literally dubbed them from english into english??? the dialogue matched their mouths except the timing was veeeery sliiiiiiiightly off but it SOUNDED really obviously dubbed??? Y THO???
HOLY SHIT THE FIGHT SCENES OH MY GODS
Malli. Malli honey i love you. i'm just realizing i don't know if that's your actual name gods damn it. but whatever your name is child i love you.
and did i mention that everyone in this movie is beautiful? like. seriously. Ram and Bheem especially holy SHIT.
Physics Does Not Work Like That And I Do Not Care Because That Was AWESOME: The Musical
oooohhhhh they re-recorded and dubbed the fucking SONGS too. i am so pissed about this y'all i can't even tell you.
oh i want to do a whole entire post that's even longer than this one about the symbolism. hell i could probably do a whole entire post just on the fire/water symbolism even without everything else. It was AMAZING.
okay ram is fire and bheem is water and ram's people go to a valley on the shores of a river and the river is in literally every shot of the village and just ram BEING fire but water being a place of HOME and SAFETY for ram
i'm not crying shut up
MALLI AND HER MOTHER TRY TO REACH EACH OTHER BUT THEY CANNOT TOUCH THROUGH THE GLASS
BHEEM AND MALLI HOLD EACH OTHER THROUGH THE BARS OF HER CONFINEMENT AND HE HAS TO LET GO AND LEAVE HER
BHEEM AND RAM HOLD EACH OTHER THROUGH THE BARS OF HIS CONFINEMENT AND BHEEM RIPS THE DOOR RIGHT OFF
ooooooohhhhhhh and people holding hands right before they part. oh that hurts. all of those hurt so bad.
how every single time people held hands when they parted they always held on till the last possible second EXCEPT FOR RAM'S MOM.
she lifts her hand away from him and then pulls back and it was devastating
Predators Do Not Work Like That But I Do Not Care Because That Was Awesome And Also They Ate A Bunch Of Colonizing Cops: Queercoded Edition (ACAB)
bheem with his arms spread and rope or chains around his wrists or in his hands. i just. the way it flipped back and forth from 'he has the power' to 'he is helpless' to 'he should be helpless and isn't' was just. breathtaking.
AND THEN. AND THEN RAM. CHAINED UP THE SAME WAY. DOING THE SAME GODDAMN THING AND USING THE FACT THAT HE'S CHAINED UP FOR HIS OWN FUCKING PURPOSES BECAUSE HE SAW BHEEM DO IT FIRST DON'T TOUCH ME
okay listen this movie would've been good no matter what but like. they really are just SO beautiful. and. when ram. with like the long hair. and. beard. and like. you know? like. his. his hair. his general. everything. um.
literally at the most emotionally inappropriate moment i literally thought about that whole 'i saw a man so beautiful i started crying' thing and like that almost literally happened literally
Why There Can't Be Any Such Thing As Good Cops: The Romance (ACAB)
and like here's the thing i'm not sure i would've even NOTICED this had it not been for the linguistic chauvinism with the audio and everything but like both of them were hindu and a lot of the symbolism though awesome was also really strongly hindu and i just i don't know nearly enough about hindutva to have any kind of opinion BUT i also feel like maaaaaaaybe there was something a little uncomfy about some of this
oh no wait the suspenders dance. that might've actually been the best part. yeah.
oh all the british actors did SUCH a good job being so eminently punchable
throw cheetahs at each other! and snakes! somehow have upper body strength greater than the force exerted by a 800+ lb tiger lunging! throw those motorcycles! punch through those walls without breaking your fingers! use herbal paste to heal broken bones in a matter of a minutes! break solid stone with nothing but the strength of your shoulders and gay love! i am so here for all of this!!!
Throw Rocks Marble Pillars Live Tigers Cops At Cops: The Movie (ACAB)
i love that jenny felt bad for the poor little girl who got kidnapped enslaved and imprisoned so she. bought her a dress and a toy.
you know, to make her feel better about the whole 'being kidnapped enslaved and imprisoned' thing.
instead of doing, i don't know know, literally anything else. like even just saying to her aunt 'hey this makes me sad' or something. #solidarity.
the violence was violent and the romance was sweet
okay so during the fight at the midpoint like i know that by the end of it ram and bheem are literal fire and water BUT ALSO. Ram enters the scene in a flaming carriage and from that point forward the fountain is in pretty much every shot of bheem. just sayin.
love that lachu (or whatever his name really is) told ram that there was no cure. like yes! you go man! ram may be so beautiful that in forty minutes i'm going to be in tears but that's no reason to tell a cop the truth about anything! you lie to that cop man!
A BRITISH SOLDIER HIT LOKI IN THE HEAD WITH A BRANCH AND THEN STOLE MALLI AWAY
BHEEM HIT RAM IN THE HEAD WITH A BRANCH AND THEN STOLE MALLI AWAY
i know other people got hit in the head with tree branches too but STILL
honestly i really like that ram and bheem were, well, ram and bheem. but i mean im glad they weren't like ram and lakshman or bheem and arjun or something. not even just because that would've been brotherly like i'm glad they weren't arjun and krishna or something either. i liked that their names weren't from the same story. i liked it better this way and i can't even articulate why.
i am never ever ever going to get over the progression of part of bheem's introduction being something going wrong and him holding two ropes (he has all the power) with his arms spread and that being used to show us how incredibly strong he is -> something going wrong and bheem with ropes around his wrists (he shouldn't have any power at all) holding his arms spread and that being used to show how incredibly strong he is in a completely different way
like every time there were ropes or chains in bheem's hands or around his wrists it meant something, and it was a beat in the rhythm of a discernable arc, but now i can't remember all of them gdi
oooohhhhh there was SO much more symbolism i wanted to talk about but it's so late that i have a headache and this post is so long my computer's lagging like two sentences behind so i should stop and go to bed. sigh.
just go watch this movie, okay? pleae? I cannot IMAGINE who would've read this whole thing,m but if you did, just watch it, all rigth? (and if you happen to know of any site - ANY site - where i can watch it in FUKIN TELUGU kindly drop a link please and thank)
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