So I’m taking a World Politics class, and there’s a lot of talk about how the US is the top dog that helps keep all the rising powers from going to war with one another.
So my brain got to thinking about the idea, and how people like to draw the countries of the world like people, and how America was literally like,, a /mess/ in those AUs (like I put together mess, but a mess nonethless, y’know?)
Anyways, I was thinking about it, and so here’s my official two cents on the take: America is the tired wine parent, who keeps all the children from fighting but does it in a moderately tired, problematic way.
Favorite children ? Definitely. The phrase ‘it’s 5 o’clock somewhere’ mumbled at like, noon? Absolutely.
I have no clue what any of the other countries would be like, but since I live in America and I’m learning that this mess of a country is apparently ‘on top’ I just had to say that it’s probably like that pfft.
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So…Gremlin might have murdered her for cutting his pay cus he’s 99% sure he didnt look in the datapad but i might have looked in it.
*has flashbacks to when Henry thought he was swimming in the air*
I just thought you should all know that I fished my waffle out of the toaster with a fork today. I’m clearly in the right frame of mind
what if i just
didn’t do my work today
I swear I’m not h word all the time
Getting out of bed.
I will eventually,
Otherwise I’ll be in trouble.
Grab me. Own me.
kinda funny how I can read back on things I wrote years ago and they still apply now
me: i have SO much lore it is buzzing around in my brain rent free it’s Everywhere i am losing my mind hell yes just tons and tons of lo-
anyone: oh cool! what is it!
me: i have never thought of a piece of lore in my life
Dr. Grey would prefer not to finish that sentence.
wait a fucking sec I’m dumb barriss is featured in the queen’s hope isn’t she
Did I mention that I have a roommate and that I’m constantly low-key worried she’ll see what I’m writing? LOL hence why I always write on the floor and never at my desk.
Ngl kinda wanna deepthroat the gang rn
What did I just send to my mom-?
She saw it-
If you don’t know, the card suits each have an element:
The animals in the card have an element too:
Now look at the placements of the marks.. (also from google)
A/N: Riddle is… the avatar