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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 1 year

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Shulk: Ok, I figured out what's really going on and I've determined that the stage builder warps actually only affect inanimate objects.

Shulk: So we'll be fine as long as no one teleports anymore items.

Sora: Question.

Shulk: What's your question, Sora?

Sora: I teleported items.

Shulk: ... How many?

Sora: I've done nothing but teleport items for three days. :)

#incorrect quotes #smash bros #submission #source: Expiration Date Tf2 #give or take the opener #incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #Shulk #Sora #Xenoblade Chronicles #Kingdom Hearts

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phieillydinyia · 3 months

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Adrien: [desperately trying to explain to Nino that he's a sentibeing] okay so the thing is... Me, Félix, and Kagami-- we're all a little different from everyone else

Nino: oh?

Adrien: I'm technically not a ‘real’ human

Nino: ...huh?

Adrien: wait no I mean, I am! I am a real human! I just mean that I was created through, uh.... non-natural circumstances

Nino:

Nino: oh my god

Nino: I was a test-tube baby too!

Adrien:

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous Ladybug incorrect quotes #adrien agreste #nino lahiffe #ml #miraculous #Sentimonster Adrien agreste #Lowkey inspired by Buggachat's story Open My Eyes #Adrien's finally spilling all his secrets #He doesn't have the heart to tell Nino he's got the wrong idea so Adrien just starts inviting him to all the senti-parties #as an honorary sentibeing

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belladonazeppole · 1 year

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Law: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Penguin: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Shachi: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Ikkaku: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

Uni, covers Bepo ears: Why in front of Bepo?!

Hakugan: I expect nothing and I'm still let down.

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myglassesareinkansas · 9 months

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Ethan, noticing Bryce order a daiquiri: That’s a girl’s drink

Bryce, sipping his fruity drink that comes in a pineapple and with a cute little umbrella: Okay ethan. Enjoy your 5% bread flavored soda. I’m drinking a fruit smoothie that’ll have me fucked up beyond recognition in 15 minutes. It’s called efficiency

#bryce lahela #anti ethan ramsey #open heart choices #incorrect open heart quotes #source: twitter #(now known as x)#i know ethan’s obsessed with scotch but still #prolly tastes like medicine

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mydemonsdrivealimo · 10 months

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incorrect quotes w bryce and jensen (and a special feature from aliyah)!!

(these are from all over the place btw)

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jensen: if i ask you a question can you give me a non-irritating answer?

bryce: oh, fun

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bryce: what's your body count?

jensen: do you mean murder or sex?

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*running on 2 hours of sleep waiting for their flight home fr vacation*

jensen, leaning over: excuse me sir--

bryce: *already wheezing laughing*

jensen leaning over again: *starts laughing before he can talk, which makes bryce laugh again*

jensen, trying a third time: we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended--

both: *wheezing crying uncontrollable laughter*

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jensen: when i get murdered, can you make sure i become an unsolved case?

bryce: what?

jensen: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved

bryce: can we go back to the part when you said "when i get murdered"?

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bryce: why do you have a jojo siwa backpack?

jensen: why are you such a fucking bitch?

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jensen: if you're going to make a scene can you wait until i get back?

bryce: well obviously, i can't flip this table all by myself

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interviewer: what about your lyrics, what are you trying to say in them?

aliyah: nothin. shit to piss old white people off like you

#bryce lahela × jensen valentine #aliyah #jensen valentine #bryce lahela #open heart #incorrect quotes

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justyourusualash · 2 years

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Angel: Hey.

Ethan: (Suspiciously) Hi.

Angel: Can I ask you something?

Ethan: Yeah.

Angel: What's your last name?

Ethan: We've been dating for 3 years. You know my last name.

Angel: (Grinning) I forgot. What's your last name?

Ethan: (To James) Why is she like this?

James: (Shrugs)

Ethan: It's Ramsey.

Angel: Can I steal it from you?

Ethan: (Blushes)

#ethan ramsey x mc #open heart #ethan x mc #playchoices #ethan ramsey #ethan x angel #ash's incorrect quotes

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socalwriterbee · 1 year

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A little fun this Saturday Evening. Thanks for the tag @peonierose

Used this generator for the quotes.

Open Heart

Ethan: Tessa, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.  Tessa (wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size) : Spooky.

Ethan: I have a new hoodie.

Tessa: Wrong.  Tessa: We have a new hoodie.

The Nanny Affair

Sam: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.  Sam: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.  Marie: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

The next day

Sam: I wasn’t that drunk.  Marie: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.  Sam: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

#the nanny affair #choices tna #choices open heart #choices sam dalton #ethan ramsey #choices stories you play #incorrect quote #ethan x tessa #marie castro x sam dalton

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a-cloud-for-dreams · 8 months

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Colt *wrapping an arm around Lyra's waist and resting his head on hers*: Hmm, you're hot Lyra *trying to study*: Do you really think now is the best time to flirt? Colt: I meant you have a fever but it's always the right time to flirt with you, Sweetheart Lyra: *blushes*

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Lyra *Placing a Hand on His Forehead*: Omg Nik you're so hot! What happened? Nik *Mumbling*: Years of trauma Nik: ...

Nik: Wait, are you flirting with me, Rook?

Lyra *Gasps*: N-No! I didn't mean that. Not to say that you aren't hot! Uhm- Yeah I'm not making it better am I? Nik *Smiling*: Not at all, but this is very entertaining for me

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Bryce *Mumbling Into Chandini's Shoulder*: You know you're like the hottest person at Edenbrook, right? Along with me of course Chandini: ... I have a fever, darling, but thank you

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Tobias *Checking Ethan's Temperature*: I didn't know Doctors could be this hot... Ethan: Are you talking about my temperature or complimenting me? Tobias: Why can't it be both? ;) Ethan *Hides Blush*: I suppose I can't argue with you on that

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choices-addict · 28 days

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Ethan: "I didn't get the shopping."

OH MC: "What? Why not?"

Ethan: "Because I had a row, in the shop, with a chip and pin machine!"

#playchoices #choices #pixelberry #mc #incorrect quotes #incorrect playchoices quotes #incorrect choices quotes #source: sherlock #open heart #open heart mc #incorrect open heart quotes #ethan x mc #ethan ramsey

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saintfourr · 2 years

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Open Heart Incorrect Quotes

MC: Ethan says he would have liked to have known me when we were younger but I don't.

Ethan: Why not?

MC: When you graduated from high school I was just starting it!

#playchoices #choices #open heart mc #open heart ethan #incorrect quotes

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in-another-april · 8 days

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The way Spencer loves you is gentle, natural, almost instinctual. He’s so casually affectionate, so in love it’s impossible not to show it, all over his face and his sappy lil heart eyes

He gravitates towards you, it’s like a magentic pull. He looks for you first in every room, he just has to sit or stand next to you wherever you go. He does something impressively smart or tells a stupid joke, he looks over to see your reaction first. Your opinion is the most important one to him, after all.

He always makes sure you walk on the inside of the sidewalk, away from the traffic. He keeps you close, hands interwined and shoulder to shoulder. A cool breeze hits, he’s immediately pulling you closer to keep you warm.

Even when he’s asleep he needs you near him, holding you tight througout the night. When he wakes up in the middle of the night, the first thing he does is reach for you and pull you close again.

He likes sleeping on your side of the bed if you’re away for the night, comforted by the lingering smell, warmth, vibe?? of you :(

Everything makes him think of you! (Ik I’ve talked abt this before but it’s so cute and so Spencer lemme have this) It’s just a natural progression in his mind at this point: he sees something → he somehow connects it to you → he’s happy.

It’s like that old incorrect quote meme, someone calls him Spencer and he’s like “My S/O calls me that 😇” “…Because it’s your name?” LMAO

He saves you a seat at every table, getting up to pull it out for you! He practically RACES to the door so he can get there before you and open it for you. Is all “that’s >:( my job >:(“ if you beat him to it or someone else opens it for you.

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fangirl-dot-com · 4 months

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all of these were from Pinterest - cause I'm not this funny (I also couldn't wait for the next chapter to come out so here :D)

Like always comments, questions, concerns, reblogs, and likes are appreciated <3

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Y/n: I’m cool Oscar Y/n: I’m THEE coolest Y/n: In fact, I was once arrested for being too cool *puts on sunglasses* Oscar: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence. Also, your glasses are upside down.

Y/n: I have a very specific type Max: Oh yeah? Like what? Y/n: Y’know…polite, handsome, athletic…that sort of thing Arthur (on his fourth energy drink of the day) tripping over camera wires and holding his mic upside down: you little shit eating, damned pathetic piece of shit – now you listen here Y/n: *heart eyes* that one. I want that one. Max: *flabbergasted*

Lando: bet you’re standing in the corner because you’re scared that you’ll get turned down if you talk to anyone Y/n: please, I could fluster near everyone at this party if I chose to Oscar: oh yeah? Prove it. Go for someone borderline impossible and I’ll believe you Y/n, approaching Arthur: hey dumbass, hoodie looks kind of cute on you, wanna get out of here? Arthur: WH- I MEAN- UHHHH YEAH SURE Y/n: perfect Oscar and Lando:

Y/n: I brought a red bull Max: I don’t want a red bull Y/n: I didn’t bring this for you. This is my red bull. Max: then why are you telling me? Y/n: It’s a conversation starter. Max: That’s a lousy conversation starter Y/n: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate *sips red bull*

Y/n: *gently taps table* Logan: *taps back* Alex: what are they doing? George: morse code Y/n: *aggressively taps table* Logan: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Lewis: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated Y/n: Killed without hesitation Lewis: nO!

Y/n: Is stabbing someone immoral? Mitch: Not if they consent to it. Max: Depends on who you’re stabbing. Christian: YES?!

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Y/n: Shit Logan: Wait, three? Cop: yeah? Lando: OH MY GOSH OSCAR FELL OFF!!

Max: Time for plan G. Liam: Don’t you mean plan B? Daniel: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Y/n: What about plan D? Daniel: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Max: What about plan E? Liam: I’m hoping not to use it. I die in plan E Yuki: I like plan E.

Christian: Did none of you think this was a bad idea? *Y/n, Max, Charles, and Arthur covered in navy and red paint* Y/n: Oh no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.

George: (in sunglasses and newest Tommy Hilfiger jumpsuit) *in the most posh accent* I’m too good for revenge Logan: (covered in bug spray, cowboy hat and overalls on, pumped full of Bang energy drink and high on freedom) *cocks shotgun* Well, I’m not. Give me the name.

Arthur: So what’s your type? Y/n: Kinda long blond hair, green eyes, dumb, dimples, funny, really thin waist Arthur: Huh, that kind of sounds like me! Too bad its not me! Y/n: did I mention dumb? Arthur: yeah, why? Y/n: just making sure

*Over Text*

Y/n: Hey pretty boy, what’re you up to? :) Arthur: Eating cereal in bed Y/n: And what would you be doing if I was in bed with you? Arthur:…I would still be eating my cereal?

Waitress: And what would you like to eat? Y/n: I wish to devour the unborn Fernando: Eggs, she would like eggs

Y/n: Do you think that when sheep go to sleep they count themselves? Lando: Or do they count humans? Y/n: Ooo, that’s a good question Oscar: GO TO SLEEP

Y/n to Max: because I am a mature adult *turns to see Mitch, Christian, and Vito shake their heads* *turns back to Max* Y/n: I am an adult

*Dinner with Max, Y/n, Charles, and Arthur*

Y/n: The food is too cute, I can’t eat it! Max: Charles: Arthur: You’re cute, but I’d still eat y- Max: ONE DINNER Charles: *sighs* here we go again Max: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK Y/n: Charles, this pasta is also crunchy, I truly can’t eat this

Ollie: Good night everyone Arthur: Good night Lando: Good night Oscar: Good night Y/n: good night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Tonight, imma fight until we see the sunlight. Tik tok on the clock, but the party don’t stop Oscar: I’M DONE

George (t-posing in the doorway): Greetings, parental figures and sister figure *Y/n, Lewis, and Toto walking past* Toto (not looking up from his coffee): Good morning, problem child

Christian: You see, Fernando, Y/n is at the age where she only has one thing on her mind Fernando (noticeably excited): Oh! Oh! Oh! Boys? Max (looking over at the dead tired rookie with revenge in her eyes as she looks at Esteban): No. Murder.

Y/n: Hey Liam, want some of this food? Liam: Sure, thanks! Yuki (storming in with the anger of the gods): WHO TF ATE MY LEFTOVERS THAT CLEARLY HAD MY NAME ON IT Y/n: WE did Liam: You surprisingly smart little mf

Y/n: Never have I ever…Been grounded by my parents! Arthur (exasperated): Every time. She makes disownment jokes every time and she always wins Max: Good one Kid. I always go for the ‘never had a dad who supported me.’ Charles: *stands up and walks away*

Y/n: I’ve only said I love you to four people. Christian, Vito, Arthur, and Max when I thought he died after he wouldn’t respond after a DNF. I only regret one of those Lando: Which one? Y/n: Max. He was just pressing the wrong button and walked out a few minutes later. He made me look like an idiot. Max: I let you win next race Y/n: still

(Y/n, Logan, Lando, and George trying to sneak into RB for more energy drinks after being banned from drinking more)

Logan: So what do you think Y/n will do as a distraction? Lando: She’ll probably, like, make a noise George: Or throw a rock. That’s what I would do *The door flings open and smoke follows. Screams of mechanics fill the air as they try to extinguish a small fire* Logan:…Or she could do that.

Y/n: When I die, donate my entire body to science Y/n: Except my middle finger, give that to Esteban

(max and y/n in a horror movie)

Max: QUICK YOU’RE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE? Y/n (bleeding out): tall, male, brown hair, dimples, caring, supportive, Monegasque Max: BLOOD TYPE DUMBASS Y/n: oh Y/n: (looks down at wound) Y/n: red

Lando: I wish we could block people in real life. Oscar: Restraining order Y/n: Murder

Christian: Y/n, we need to talk about your professionalism for media days Y/n (and a lot of media personelle she rounded up, all standing on chairs): those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava

Y/n (to Max while hiding behind some tires – regretting everything): and then I called him dad Christian (to Geri – trying not to cry while cameras are everywhere): and then she called me dad

Max: Christian, look what Y/n got me for father’s day *holds up generic #1 dad mug* Christian (glaring silently while sipping from his own #1 dad mug) Max: that lying rookie Vito (holding a worn down #1 dad mug): you guys are late to the party suckers

Criminals: We have your daughter and son Toto: I don’t have a daughter and Jack is right here Criminals: then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwiches? Christian: dear God, you have Y/n and George

Mitch: So Christian, you and Geri want to be a parents again someday? Christian: Someday? We’re parents right now. Mitch: Y/n is your employee Geri: She is our BLOOD

Christian: Max is late again Kelly: I woke him up at 8 and pretended it was 11 Y/n: I wrote a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 instead of 12 Lando: I changed his clock from AM to PM Christian: I think you may have overdone it Max (bursting into the garage): WHAT YEAR IS IT?

Y/n: If I blended Red Bull, five hour energy, monster, coffee, and hot Cheetos into an energy smoothie...would it kill me? Logan: *shrugs* only if you die Y/n (getting out the blender): you're so smart Logan Max (running into the room): y/N STOP!

Lance: I got Netflix like you asked! Y/n: OH that's amazing! I've been mooching off Max's and Arthur's accounts for a while. This will be nice! Lance: Wait, what do you mean accounts? Y/n: Their Netflix accounts? Lance: Y/n: Like their profiles? I wanted one of my own, they're like $12 Lance: Lance:....Oh....You meant the account on the service... Y/n: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Wait...What did you buy? Lance: Lance:....Netflix...

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