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scary-senpai · 4 months
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santa is a god-level threat.
Fandom: One-Punch Man
Genre: Comedy, Christmas / promptfic
Summary: Some are born with Christmas spirit, some achieve Christmas spirit, and some have Christmas Spirit thrust upon them. Amai Mask falls into the latter category.
For Wanpanmas 2023. Prompt: Starry Night
“You’ve reached the Santa Hero Hotline. With whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?” When Genos answered the phone with his usual overbearing exuberance, Amai Mask couldn’t help but roll his eyes. “In regards to your question about toy production,” Genos continued, “I think you will find the answer lies in both cutting-edge nanotechnology and an abundance of Christmas magic. Allow me to expound…” Every day, the Hero Association receives hundreds of calls from children concerned about the safety and wellbeing of themselves—but on Christmas Eve, however, the Hero Association receives thousands of phone calls from children concerned about the safety and well-being of Santa Claus. To deal with this sudden influx of phone calls, HA executives had rolled out a special holiday initiative: “Santa's Annual Navigation Tracking and Heroic Elf Response Operation” (also known as the “Santa Hero Hotline,” for short).
....Amai Mask hated everything about it.
[[read the whole thing on ao3]]
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garoumylove · 5 months
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I've done it! New chapter of 'Love/Hate' is here :)
It was quite intense to write but I feel very satisfied. Garou is rampaging!!
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Chicken Nugget Genos by girlinstory
Chapter 168 tag with associated manga spoilers. 
"You're actually alive!"
Genos frowned. "Sensei has seen me without extremities on many occasions, most notably-"
Saitama waved his right hand- his left hand full of the thing that he was trying not to think about. He was holding it in his non-dominant hand. He couldn't help thinking about that, sparing a second's glance at Garou before his eyes were drawn like magnets back to Genos. "Yeah, yeah, not because of Chicken Nugget Genos. Because of this."
He held up his left hand.
Genos frowned some more. It was obvious he didn't have to worry about getting wrinkles. "That appears to be my core."
"Yeah. I've seen it on a few occasions too. That's why I thought, for just a second, that you-"
"Sensei!"
It took him another second to realize Genos was shouting, not because the world was ending again, but because Saitama had started to cry.
"What the hell?" He swiped at his eyes with the sleeve of his suit, which seemed more or less intact, with one notable exception.
"Sensei?" Genos looked worried, which was a little ridiculous considering he was missing about forty-percent of his body. "Are you alright?"
Saitama made the "I dunno'" noise. "I'm not usually a gut-feeling kinda' guy, Genos, but I get the feeling that we just avoided the really bad timeline."
Genos wiggled closer, and Saitama suppressed the urge to laugh if only because he knew it would come out a little hysterical.
"I cannot hug you right now, but you are welcome to hug me if you wish."
"I don't know," said Saitama. "It seems a little one-sided."
Genos looked so mournful that he gave in and laughed anyway.
"I am sorry, Sensei," Genos said woefully. "The best I can do is a headbutt."
He laughed again. "I noticed. You're getting pretty strong, Genos. But I have a better idea." All of these emotions, as if out of nowhere, and Saitama had always been the kind of guy to go with the flow.
He wrapped one hand around what was left of his disciple's waist, the other still clutching that core like his own life depended on it, and pulled Genos for a kiss.
It was not one-sided.
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i gotta ask God to cleanse me after this...
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The fact i started to feel some type of way during the scene i wrote with the game and controller! 🤯🫠
God forgive me for this fanfic. If i write any steamy makeout scenes and it leads to s** i promise to "fade to black" 😭 And pray that lustful spirit off me if it comes! 😬
I'll make sure to tag it properly if i post it, though✌️✩
'keep ya posted! ✩
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lovedbydottore · 2 years
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╰┈➤ 𝐅𝐮𝐛𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬/𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 🎭
𝐅𝐮𝐛𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
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Fandom: One Punch Man (OPM)
Requested By: @chispaaaas
Pronouns: Was never mentioned but the reader is fem as requested
Keywords: (F/F) - Favorite Flower
Trigger Warning(s): Fights
Genre: Fluff { 🍡 } - Slight Angst { 🍹 }
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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞
• Being Fubuki this fight was probably about you complaining on how she was overworking and she needs rest, but she has a stubborn nature which results in a ruckus between you and her
• Her telepathic powers just adds fuel to the fire, I could just imagine her throwing around random objects which would almost hit you. Whilst you try to stay calm and use words as a weapon against her.
• "(Y/N) please! You're always like this ugh. You don't understand do you? I'm doing this to stay at the top because we both know I have no chance againts Class A! If you won't support me then we should just break up." She shouted loudly, the utensils going berserk around the room as a knife slashes your cheek. The blood dripped down onto the floor staining it. Her eyes widened as she tried to reach out for you, only to be greeted to a hand to her wrist "(Y/N), I-" before she could speak anymore you walked out of the room slamming the door. Tears threatened her eyes, going down onto her cheek and finally down onto that tiny pool of blood. Falling to her knees she grabbed the knife, twisting it until it was unusable and repairable. She knew she messed up big time, you were the only person she fully trusted, the only one she could go to if she wanted to talk, her only lover. Meanwhile you were sitting on a bench fidgeting with your hands as those words echoed through your head. Closing your eyes you felt the warm sunset shine on your skin, the warm breeze dancing in your hair as the clouds form in many different shapes and sizes. Sighing you dragged your hand over your face "Maybe she was right, we should seperate" you whispered dragging your finger over the wound as the blood stains your fingertips.
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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫
• Okay so I could just imagine her running outside to find you as the sun sets, like this girl would do anything and I mean ANYTHING for you. She would look left, right, up and down just to find you.
• Once she does see you on a bench, she would use her abilities to get your favorite flower. She knew it wasn't much but all she wanted was for you to forgive her and if you wouldn't at this time she would dedicate all the years of her life just to be with you again.
• Walking down the path, a flower in hand the breeze danced in her hair as the warm light shined in her eyes. (F/F) appeared in your view with that familiar luminous light surrounding it, you looked up to see your lover. Looking away you ignored her. She sighed and went down on her knees and suddenly hugged your waist, her head leaning on your chest. A heat made its way to your face as you tried to push her away. Her gripped tightened "(Y/N), I...I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt you I swear! I love you more than anything else in this world and that's true. I want to grow old with you, please stay with me. I didn't mean to say those things! So please...stay with me?" She begged, her tears staining your shirt. Sighing you brushed her hair "The feeling is...mutual." You smiled, she looked up with the biggest smile on her face! Scooping your cheeks she rised up and placed a kiss on your lips. Wow I guess this is your happy ever after.
• After that she spoiled you rotten! Taking you to expensive restaurants and gives you the best of gifts, and well the end.
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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐒𝐚𝐦'𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬
Yooo I'm back but this doesn't mean I'll be that active bc of school pur 😍‼️ anyways I'm sorry if this is bad and all cuz I forgot my writing style ☹️☹️☹️ but nevermind that I hope u enjoy this and bye bye for now 🤭
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burunetto-mx · 2 years
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Hola! Veo que eres ENFJ, yo soy INFP! está bien si te pido que escribas unos head canons para Genos teniendo un crush en un ENFP de género neutro? Él es ISTJ y me gusta ver dinámicas de contrarios que se atraen. Sé hablar inglés, así que está bien si lo escribes en ese idioma para que más gente lo entienda.
Gracias, hazme saber si tienes alguna duda o si quieres platicar en algún momento. Te ves agradable.
ϟ Genos + Headcanons + ONE PUNCH MAN
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I am very happy that you have placed an order, I hope I have done well. Thanks for saying that last one, you make my heart race with excitement! ♡
➝Character: Genos ➝ Waring: fluff, gender neutral, love, mild violence,spelling mistakes. ➝ Idiom: Spanish and English ➝ Words: 513 ✦ IMPORTANT: I ​​don't speak English, only half; I use a translator, if some words are misspelled, I'm sorry.
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⌗ They met when you saved him from a kaijin, but you weren't a hero, but a civilian passing by, Genos was badly injured and the kaijin almost crushed him. It was thanks to you that, yelling at the top of his voice "Blast!", he apparently had a grudge or a lot of fear, with that hero because in a matter of seconds he turned around and ran out of there.
⌗ You approached the blonde's body while dragging him through the streets, until some A-class heroes appeared, you asked them to help the cyborg. After that you didn't see him for a while.
⌗ On the other hand, the S-class hero thought of you all the time. He was supposed to be an elite hero who had to defend you and save you, not the other way around, until he decided to investigate you, to thank you. Now it was a matter of pride.
⌗ In the end he discovered your whereabouts, well more like where you worked, his surprise was great when he realized that you worked in the supermarket that his sensei frequented.
⌗ He was accompanied by the bald man with a cape, while he was shopping he approached you, you were at the counter serving an older lady.
⌗ When you finished attending to her, and it was her turn, I did not hesitate to speak "I appreciate your help" of course you stayed thinking for a few moments until you finally remembered that incident. You told him that there were no problems and that you would do it as many times as necessary. You gave him such a sincere smile, it didn't look like the ones in his fan club.
⌗ Time passed and you noticed how you always saw it, at first you got to see it once or twice a week and then you saw it every day. Buying the most useless thing or buying back what I bought two days ago.
⌗ When you were about to ask him why he always came, he stole your words: "Would you like to go out with me?". he asked, looking at you with his friendly expression, you smiled and said yes.
⌗ It was a date, he had totally fallen in love with you, he wanted something serious and lasting, of course if you agreed to be his partner, he was also not the type of person who would go out just because someone seemed attractive, no, of course not, he must have see something else.
⌗ By agreeing to go out with him, you would be attentive and do anything to make both of you comfortable, you would look for a thousand ways to make your dates more suitable and dynamic for both of you.
⌗ He loved you for your bravery, that even though you trembled in fear you would not escape, he joked how you made him happy with that, even though he did not always smile, he loved how much fun you came to do, looking for the way in which that he was also comfortable between dates. I appreciated how attentive you were, the mercy he received before your eyes. They were totally different but complemented each other so well.
⌗ No doubt he liked you, but he needed more dates before taking you to the next step.
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Español:
⌗ Se conocieron cuando lo salvaste de un kaijin, pero tu no eras un héroes mas bien un civil el cual iba pasando por el lugar, Genos estaba muy mal herido y el kaijin casi lo aplasta. Fue gracias a ti quien, grito con todas sus fuerzas "¡Blast!", al parecer tenia un resentimiento o mucho miedo, con un ese héroe porque en cuestión de segundos volteo y salió corriendo de hay.
⌗ Te acercaste al cuerpo del rubio mientras lo arrastrabas por las calles, hasta que unos héroes de clase A aparecieron, les pediste que ayudaran al cyborg. Después de eso no lo viste por un tiempo.
⌗ Por otro lado el héroe clase S, pensaba en ti todo el tiempo. Se suponía que era un héroe de elite el tenia que defenderte y salvarte, no al revés, hasta que decidió investigar sobre ti, para darte las gracias. Era una cuestión de orgullo ahora.
⌗ Al final descubrió tu paradero, bueno mas bien donde trabajabas, fue grande su sorpresa cuando se dio cuenta que trabajabas en el supermercado que su sensei frecuentaba.
⌗ Fue acompañado por el calvo con capa, mientras el hacia las compras se acerco a ti, te encontrabas en el mostrador atendiendo a una señora ya mayor.
⌗ Cuando terminaste de atenderla, y era su turno no dudo en hablar " Agradezco tu ayuda" claro te quedaste pensando unos momentos has que al fin recordaste aquel incidente. Le dijiste que no había problemas y que lo harías cuantas fuera necesario. Le regalaste una sonrisa tan sincera, que no se parecía a las de su club de fans.
⌗ Paso, el tiempo y notaste como siempre lo veías, al principio lo llegabas a ver una o dos veces por semana y luego lo veías todos los días. Comprando la cosa mas inútil o volviendo a comprar lo que compro hace dos días.
⌗ Cuando estabas apunto de preguntarle porque siempre venia, te robo la palabras, "¿Te gustaría salir conmigo?" pregunto, mientras te observaba con su tipa expresión, sonreíste y le respondiste que si.
⌗ Era una cita, se había enamorado totalmente de ti, el quería algo serio y duradero, claro si aceptabas ser su pareja, además no era el tipo de persona que saldría solamente porque alguien le pareció atractivo, no, claro que no, debía de ver algo mas.
⌗ Tu al aceptar salir con el, serias atento y harías cualquier cosa para que ambos estuvieron cómodos, buscarías mil maneras de hacer sus citas mas adecuadas y dinámicas para ambos.
⌗ A el le encantabas por tu valentía, que a pesar de que temblaras ante el miedo no escaparías, lo bromista como lo alegrabas con eso, a pesar de que no sonreía siempre, le encantaba lo divertido que llegabas hacer, buscando la manera en la que el también se sentía cómodo entre sus citas. Apreciaba lo atento que te ponías, la piedad que recibía ante tus ojos. Eran totalmente diferentes pero se complementaban tan bien.
⌗ Sin duda le gustabas, pero el necesitaba mas citas antes de llevarte al siguiente paso.
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Me when I’m in need of a tender, well written love story and GenoSai fic at the same time:
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This fic has gotten me through everything over and over, y’all read it rn😭 @criscura
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Genos/Saitama (One-Punch Man) Characters: Genos (One-Punch Man), Saitama (One-Punch Man) Additional Tags: Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Exploration, First Love, Inexperienced Genos (One Punch Man), Sexual Content, Awkward Sexual Situations, Awkward Boners, First Crush Series: Part 1 of Lessons In Love Summary:
A story in which Genos gets a penis and learns how to masturbate <3
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xerox-candybar · 2 years
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Hello!! 😊
I noticed you are interested in Garou's parents from an ask you answered where his dad pays to the dojo and his mom is more or less like an esper where she can feel when Garou is doing something stupid.
And I was wondering if you have more headcanons about his parents?
It is actually kind of rare to find anyone with any kind of interest about his family since they are barely mentionated in the manga (his dad) and Bang became more like his grandpa since he started to train with him.
Sometimes I wonder if those 2 ever wonder:
"Where the heck is my brat?"
Just to find out that he is either hunting heroes or saving a whole town from an erupting volcano. 😅
Good evening, dear mutual, and thank you for dropping an ask about my writing! <3 You reached out over the weekend, but I wasn't able to get to the ask right away... which ended up being fortuitous because the latest chapter gave us some tasty, tasty breadcrumbs about Garou's home life. I’m going to try to keep this answer spoiler free but, like much of the fandom, I didn’t get much sleep last night lately, so if you haven’t indulged in the chapter yet, you may want to wait a few days.
So, you asked about my OC’s, Hiroki and Risa, who appear in some of my stories. Although I initially used the word ‘headcanon’ but they feel a bit heavier than headcanons at this point, because I’ve crafted these characters in service of my own plot. I’ve posted excerpts from that WIP here and here. I also published a short fic about Garou and Risa (“scars”), which you can read on ao3. Since then, I’ve moved much of my OPM-content over to my sideblog, Scary-Senpai, so future excerpts/etc will be posted there, along with my usual meta. Garou’s dad will also show up very briefly in Collateral Damage, but probably a bonus chapter--Collateral Damage is mostly about Garou’s time at the dojo, and his relationship with Bang. So memories of his dad appear mostly for contrast, to illustrate what Garou seeks and why he is seeking it. 
Even though these are original characters, there is plentiful psychology / storytelling technique meta that does directly relate to textual observations, so I hope y’all will join me for this bittersweet ride. 
I often think about Garou’s parents and how family dynamics may have impacted his canon behavior. All my fic ideas are lovingly constructed from canon clues, and even if it isn’t canon compliant, I like to think it is always canon complicit--the spirit of the story is the same, even when the details vary. For example, I’ve never written Garou’s mother as unkind, but I have written her as burned out and exhausted--and because she is so innately compassionate, the contrast in mood is incredibly jarring, especially for a sensitive kid like Garou. This is what “scars” is about, essentially--Garou, even at five years old, is determined to grow up to be as big and strong as possible, as quickly as possible, even if it means hurting himself. In the story, Garou gets scratched while trying to pet the neighbor’s cat:
“I keep telling you,” she repeated, turning the tap on. “Momo doesn’t like it when you pet her.”
Also false. The cat always approached him, taking caresses from his hand or winding herself across his legs, tickling him.
Today, she had been very friendly (purring, even!) until she suddenly wasn’t. He hadn’t quite cracked her strange temperament yet, but he would. In the interim, though, these things would happen. He was at peace with these little casualties.
I bolded this because Risa is very much not at peace with Garou hurting himself. She doesn’t like being a bystander to his reckless behavior, especially as he gets older and the situations get more severe--it’s one thing to get into playful scraps because you don’t know any better, it’s another to seek out violence when the world is painful enough. When I think of Risa, I think of the poem “good bones” by Maggie Smith--which I didn’t include in full here, because it mentions child death, but here’s an excerpt:
Life is short and the world is at least half terrible, and for every kind stranger, there is one who would break you, though I keep this from my children. I am trying to sell them the world.
You can read the full poem here: https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/good-bones
Anyway, Risa’s ennui encapsulates the same existential angst that Garou feels, even as a kid. Maybe it’s genetic because clinical depression certainly is. Risa’s attempts to navigate Garou’s emotions force him to think about things he’d rather bottle up and/or bypass, and that gets on his nerves. Again, even at five. This is from “scars”:
He hated everything—the pet names, her tone of voice, the necessity of help. It felt so patronizing—as if she wasn’t addressing him so much as the years between them, that vast expanse of lived experience that kept them separate, all the things he couldn’t know.
He didn’t like to feel dumb. He wasn’t dumb. That was all.
So, Garou doesn’t experience his mother’s actions as helpful--he finds her annoying, intrusive, perhaps even insensitive. Shouldn’t she be proud of him for getting stronger? That’s what Garou’s dad wants for him (which is, coincidentally, a constant source of tension between Hiroki and Risa). Going back to “scars,” Garou is so proud of himself for getting hurt but not crying, and Risa just finds his stoic reaction incredibly tragic. It worries and upsets her:
Garou looked up at his mother and saw that her cheeks were wet. He found himself furious at her for crying.
He had done everything right, hadn’t he? He wasn’t even making a fuss. He’d even kept his shirt clean. And yet here she was, tearing up, when he was doing his best to put on a brave face.
All Risa is thinking is: baby, you are five years old. You are allowed to cry. (Surprise surprise, Garou’s father thinks differently). Later, though, Garou comes to regret his harshness towards his mother.
He understands it now, being older, something he hadn’t believed at the time: it is possible to be angry for a child, on behalf of a child, and this is not the same as being mad at them, or because of them. For everything that’s coming, for all the pain that’s as good as promised, and the inevitability of wounds that will not heal. His mother had wanted to protect him, that was all. Even though she knew as well as anyone that this notion of “youthful innocence” simply wasn’t true—not in her day, not in his, and perhaps not ever. Children will see what they see.
Anyway, the OPM-verse abounds with tragic misunderstandings and sincere attempts to help that backfire stupendously, and I’ve always imagined Garou’s relationship with his parents as a continuation of that motif. Consider the type of relationship he seems to have sought out with Bang: Garou has a very specific attachment style--he prefers the sort of closeness that gives the illusion of distance, and this seems to make him feel safe.
Garou runs away hoping that someone will come after him, and he seems to ache for compliments he can boisterously refute, and for helping hands he can make a great show of refusing. He doesn’t always respond well to direct and obvious displays of affection.
Just some food for thought as we consider his interactions with loved ones.
In my longfic, Garou is from the same village as Genos an orphan--so his parents aren’t in his life, but that isn’t by choice. He narrowly survives the tragic accident that killed Hiroki and Risa, but Garou never actually confirms what happened to them. “My  parents are alive but I’m dead to them” is a much more palatable narrative than “my parents died mad at me and I can’t fix it,” and he is not interested in getting corrected, why Bang is vague on the details--Garou doesn’t tell him anything. Bang just assumed that Garou had a falling-out with his family; a lot of kids do at that age. I sometimes think maybe Bang also went years without speaking to his parents, possibly decades. In any case, Bang might jump to the conclusion that Garou’s mom is not a nice person, or project his own issues on her.
In any case, I’ve become very attached to Hiroki and Risa, and I’m grateful for this ask because I can imagine an AU where they survive. I think at this time in Garou’s life, the same situation plays out differently -- Garou’s parents care about him a lot, and they’re never not thinking about him, and if they’re absent from his life right now, it’s not by choice--it’s likely because he pushed them away. It strikes me that when  Cosmic Garou’s first response to Tareo’s fate is, “I got too close, and now--”
Garou is, for all his bluster, fairly insightful. He knows what he’s like, and how he gets, and how much he can (and cannot) control. This is why he seeks isolation, or so it’s always seemed to me. 
Additionally, “deeply flawed people trying very hard and still failing” is a much richer narrative than “deeply flawed people who are resoundingly absent” (in my opinion, your mileage is welcome to vary! that’s what makes fandom beautiful and fun). But in my imagination, Hiroki tries to fix his family so hard that he inadvertently breaks it; Risa tries so hard to be forgiving/accepting/compassionate that she burns herself out and enables manipulative behavior, and in this way, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
As I mentioned previously, we tend to see the world as we are, rather than how it actually is, which hinders our ability to improve it. Garou’s parents are trying to be the person they need (or think they need), rather than the person their child needs (or thinks he needs), and if that wasn’t enough, all these ideals often find themselves at odds with one another.
Hiroki thinks Garou needs to get stronger; what Garou needs is a sensitive male role model to show that kindness, emotion, etc aren’t the same as weakness. But Hiroki isn’t strong, he’s just playing at it--which Garou picks up on, and ultimately drives him to Bang. Both Garou and Hiroki express fear/sadness/anxiety as anger, because that’s what feels more acceptable & palatable to them. Risa is forever trying to mediate between them, when she needs to encourage boundary setting.
To make matters worse, their family situation is complicated: Hiroki and Risa, were very, very young when Garou was born (18/19), and this was much, much earlier than they ever expected to get married, let alone have kids. They don’t regret having Garou, but it does change their lives a bit: Garou’s mom doesn’t finish high school, his dad drops out of college. This is what would have happened, I think, even if Garou hadn’t been born, but Garou perceives this as his fault. Which is a shame, because I think Hiroki loves kids and, because of Garou, discovers the one thing he wanted in life was to be a dad.
Hiroki likes anything Garou likes. This includes bugs, martial arts, cartoons and Christmas werewolves. I have a very fierce headcanon that Garou wants to make Christmas werewolves a thing again. Hiroki always puts up the Christmas werewolves, whether or not Garou is there with him.
So, to answer your question, “how would Garou’s parents react to seeing him on TV?” Ah, well, depends--I don’t think Hiroki would recognize him physically in monster form (although maybe Cosmic Garou, from the posture), but he knows what Fist of Flowing Water Crushed Rock looks like, and (more importantly) he knows what it looks like when Garou uses it, and he also his son has been in a Monster Phase for 10+ years, so he’s got a pretty good hunch about what’s happening.
If Garou got a job at the Hero Association, I think Hiroki would be proud of him and unilaterally supportive. I also think he’d have a hard time knowing how to respond if Garou has trouble adjusting to his new role as seemed to have been foreshadowed. I imagine the conversation would go something like, “hey, kiddo, do you want me to point out that I know you know you are struggling? or do you want me to smile and nod and pretend that everything’s fine? because I can do that! that is also my default. I could also yell at the secretary for you, would that help?”
...In a worst case scenario, Hiroki and Garou haven’t fully reconciled and gotten over their rough patch, Hiroki figures Garou doesn’t want to see him and Garou assumes the same--even if it isn’t true. Hiroki stays supportive from the shadows-- if Garou’s got Hero merch, Hiroki will buy it. He won’t buy a whole shipment of shoddy key-chains, as Genos does for Saitama, but he’s got a few sensible pieces that he casually shows off.
... which means that Garou ends up in the public eye, this is probably what circumspectly causes them to reconcile, because Hiroki can’t shut up about him. When Hiroki meets people, Garou is the first thing he talks about--even if it’s unrelated. “I have a keychain with my son on it,” Hiroki mentions offhandedly, smiling a little. “Ain’t the world a weird fucking place? Putting people’s faces on coffee mugs...” Which prompts whomever to ask, “oh, what does your son do? Is he a movie star? He’s very handsome.” “No, he’s a hero...”
So, cut to Garou, who will occasionally run into people who have also met his dad. “Oh, you’re Hiroki’s son,” they say. “He talks about you constantly.” at which point, Garou responds, “uhh... sorry, he does what now? he talks... to people? sorry, I think you got the wrong guy, my dad is kind of an ass.” but by the fifth or sixth time this happens, Garou works up the courage to ask a follow-up question (”so... when he talks about me, what does he say?”), and he’s pleasantly surprised (but disproportionately anxious) to find it’s all good things. Perceptive people will hint, “your dad seems to really miss you.” But it takes Saitama flat out chasing Garou down and shaking him. "Call your goddamn dad!” Saitama shouts. “He’s miserable. And for the last time, stop breaking into my house to pet my dog.”
As for Risa, she’s just glad Garou’s alive. As I mentioned, she’s a bit of an esper--but because she never cultivates her sixth sense, her telepathy only activates under duress (like slowing Garou’s descent if he falls out of a tree, or steadying his bike if he hits a pothole), and her premonitions are vague and fuzzy.
Speaking of premonitions, she’s had this sinking sensation that she would “lose her son” before he reaches adolescence--specifically, at whatever age Garou eventually leaves home to train full time (in my fic he’s 10/11, in canon he’s probably more like 13/14), she tries to imagine their future lives at that point and and she just gets a...black spot. A furious and painful absence. She’s terrified that this means that Garou is going to die, and that she’ll outlive him. So she’s actually a bit relieved to know he’s just leaving home and maybe also having an ego death, which is fine.
She calls Garou regularly while he’s at the dojo. On a bad day, Garou is completely drained and doesn’t have the energy to pick up. Also, questions like, “how are you?” / “how’s it going?” terrify Garou, because the answer is almost always “It’s going poorly, I feel like shit and I don’t know why.” If he tries to articulate this, his feelings of sadness always manifest as sass and frustration, which understandably upset Risa, which in turn annoys Garou, and the conversation spirals out of control.
...Even so, Garou is always reassured when Risa calls (even when he doesn’t pick up). Risa senses that he’s on the other line, watching the phone ring without the intention to answer--and if she texts, he always leaves her on ‘read’--and all this really, really hurts her. She stops calling as much. This hurts Garou. He doesn’t say anything. It’s all very sad.
Shortly after Garou moves out, Risa dreams about Bang. Even though she’s never met him in person, or seen current pictures (the ones in circulation are several decades old, that’s on purpose), her visualization is strikingly accurate. “I made a mistake,” she tells him. “I need my son back.” “I see,” Bang says, thoughtfully rubbing his moustache. “If I return him now, you might actually lose him. Are you willing to wait eight years?” (or, again, however many years he spends training). She thinks for a moment and decides this is acceptable. They shake hands as Bang reassures her, “When he is ready, he’ll find a way of telling you. Please don’t take offense, everyone is insufferable at that age. Trust an old man who knows.” 
Anyway, one morning she gets a feeling that she should treat herself to breakfast at a diner, the one with a television, even though she can’t normally concentrate with the news running in the background. She recognizes Garou right away, even in monster form. Tatsumaki’s attack takes down several cell phone towers, nobody’s at the dojo, and public transit is an absolute shit-show, so she can’t reach him immediately. Garou’s dad would probably bike or hitchhike or just fucking walk, but at this point he’s still the wrong kind of stubborn. In any case, this delay allows some time for news to trickle in--specifically, Garou’s job offer.
Risa is happy for Garous’ new career, but not thrilled. He’s only 18, and she still wants him to be a kid. He’s already been through so much, and had to grow up so fast. She hints that he might want to consider taking a year off or so, which he balks at. She lets him be.
In my fic, there are grassroots groups taking a preventative (and nonviolent) approach to monsters and mysterious creatures, and Risa would be actively involved with them. She’d want more for Garou than being a hero--arguing that his real strength is his kindness and intelligence, and given his experience, he has what it takes to cut the problem off at the root (since it’s implied monsterization is at least a bit of a public health/environmental health issue), but she doesn’t push it.
Essentially, Risa is like a hippie parent whose child goes to work for a hip/prestigious “socially conscious” consulting firm. My themesong for her is “wondering where the lions are.” She’s cautiously optimistic of the HA but also suspicious. Even a mission driven company is still a company, she reminds him. At the end of the day, you’re a cog to them and you need to look out for yourself.
In the past, I described Risa as weak but as I sit with her, I don’t think that’s true. She’s actually the strongest one in the family (because she’s the one quietly holding the universe together), and she also grows the most. She learns to set firm boundaries. I joke that Garou specifically mentions “free advice” to Tareo because if he doesn’t like you, he will invoice you for his thoughts. That is actually something Risa starts to do--the older she gets, the more she runs out of fucks, and if work keeps her up at night or detracts from Me-Time / Family-Time, you bet your ass those are billable hours.
I really like seeing Risa get bolder and sassier as she gets older, and I think this directness is something that Garou more willingly responds to...I also suspect she learned it from him. 
When I think of Risa, I think of a quote from Swami Satchidananda: if you have to be selfish about anything, be selfish about your inner peace. (This comes from his translation of Patanjali’s Yoga Sutras). So, Risa is selfish in a way that women (particularly mothers) aren’t allowed to be...and I think this causes some tension with Hiroki, not because he expects a Stepford wife, but because he has a very specific visual of what success looks like, and he can’t articulate it well. Risa, like Garou, incorrigibly questions rules and authority, so when Hiroki insists “Everyone is home for dinner at 6pm because I said so,” they don’t respond well. “We should spend time together every day because you’re important to me,” would go over better, but Hiroki can’t say that yet. He ends up begrudgingly doing most of the housework.
There are dishes in the sink because fuck it, Risa needs a nice long bath so that she can think up a bedtime story for Garou, one that is exactly the right amount of scary so he’ll be interested but not awake all night. They’re just pots and pans--it’s not like he’s going to bed hungry or anything. Also--dinner hacks that result in less cooking? Risa is here for it. “What’s the point of being an adult if I can’t add Nutella and Wonderbread to my charcuterie? I don’t feel like cooking and I am certainly not making a second dinner for my toddler, because I need all my energy for Date Night.” You know, she’s trying to put more energy into being fun: “Yes, I packed macaroni and cheese for lunch again but this time it’s blue and that, my love, is called winning. WHIMSY IS WHAT GROWING UP IS ABOUT, GODDAMMIT--you get to make your own rules now which is why we’ve had pancakes for dinner every night this week.” She’s trying so hard, you guys.
So maybe you can see how Garou’s so-called “whimsical kindness” (which iirc are the words Murata used for him) might a manifestation of two contrasting parenting styles but also probably mood swings.
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ultrapackingquality · 2 months
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Wrote my first AO3 fic! It’s OPM, hope you enjoy!
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Genos & Saitama (One-Punch Man) Characters: Saitama (One-Punch Man), Genos (One-Punch Man), Mosquito Girl (One-Punch Man) Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Canon-Typical Violence, Character Study, First Meetings, Introspection, My First Fanfic, My First AO3 Post, My First Work in This Fandom Summary:
A retelling of the first few chapters of One Punch Man, into a day in Saitama's life, the day before he meets Genos, before Genos meets him. He thinks about his life (like everyone else) as he sits down to watch a few movies.
"Saitama stopped and wondered if he thought more about the past than the present nowadays."
The day after, Saitama and Genos meet in the strangest of circumstances, not knowing how they will change each other's lives...
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rose-riot-johnson · 15 days
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Hello my Tumblr Peeps😃👍Atleast some of the things I will be saying the same and/or similar stuff for the post pertaining the 4th "after sex shower" head cannon fanfic, as I did the 3rd "after sex shower" head cannon fanfic, so... Since the votes in the polls that will determine which characters will be in the 3rd head cannon(?) and the 4th head cannon(?) fanfics that pertain "after sex shower" are set in stone based on which characters have the highest percentage in votes and which characters have the lowest votes, per poll. Considering that I put the characters with the highest vote (per poll) in the 3rd head cannon fanfic based on the polls, I will be be writing about the characters with the lower votes😁👍 Needless to say, based on the polls these 5 characters with the less votes will be in this "after sex shower" head cannon(?) fanfic, however same as the last "after sex shower" head cannon(?) fanfic 5 of the characters I will treat a little differently than I did in the polls, however I still will be having the surprise character as the #6 character for this head cannon(?)😇
*This Head Cannon(?) fanfic contains 1 or more long paragraphs😅
🚿🫢Your Time With Him In The Shower (And After The Shower) After The Smut Fest 4🫢🚿 (Every Character In This Head Cannon Fanfic x Female Reader)
Genres: Smut, Head Cannon(?), After Sex Shower Aftercare Fluff, and Other Forms Of Sex Aftercare (Warning +18⚠️: Degradation, Hair Pulling, Hair Gripping, Pussy Fingering, Nudity, gentle nipple pinching, Vaginal Penitration, Hickies, Praise Kink, Language, Rough Sex, Bite Marks Boob Groping, Quick Pussy Licking, accidental boob (tit) and pussy (clit) touching while the character was washing the reader's body, possible mixure of degradation and praise)
Dabi (My Hero Academia)
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*You were on your knees on top of the bed, while Dabi gripping onto your hair, as he cums inside you and still fucking you, considering that he was having rough sex with you for a long amount of time. Once he got done cumming inside you, he would let go of your hair, look at the hickies he put all over your neck, then in degrading fashion, he would whisper, "C'mon, slut... We should take a shower... After all, from fucking your slutty pussy, extremely hard, placing hickies all over your neck, and having to pull your hair, you deserve a nice shower with me...". He would obviously, carry you in the bathroom with him, so you can take a shower with him.
*Dabi will always wash your hair and would even massage your scalp after putting shampoo in your hair and put as much conditioner in your hair as you tell him to. As for washing your body, he will use your body on an exfoliating washcloth before washing your body. His only pleasure out of this is that he low-key wants to actually massage your, especially your back. He will let you wash him, only if you ask him to. It's obvious after the both of you get done taking a shower together, he would obviously use your towel to dry your whole body and will give you massages while doing so. With you drying his body up with your towel, he prefers you ask him, before you do use the towel on him.
*Once the both of you leave the bathroom together, Dabi will pick the most slutty outfit for you to wear, because he's having you wear it only for him and the fact you're in your home all alone with him. He would have you snuggle with on the couch, as you become his little spoon. After he holds you, as tightly as he can, he will whisper in your ear to tell you what a great job you did taking his cock. However depending on his mood he will either whisper in your ear, as he tells you, "I love you, (Female Reader Name)." before giving you forehead kisses or he will ask, "Ready for round two, slut...", with a smirk on his face.
Rensuke Kunigami (Blue Lock)
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*Once Rensuke finishes emptying his cum inside of you, with your legs wrapped around him and underneath the covers, he would kiss your lips before finally getting off you. After he gets off you get would praise, "You look so pretty for me in genre...But you look so sexy, taking my cock in the way you did... Infact you did an amazing job with me, as always, cutie...". He would then coo, "If you don't mind... Would you like to take a shower with me, my cute babe?", as he always prefer to ask before he has you take a shower with him. Ofcourse you always tell him yes, since you find him cute and you love him for he is, as much as, he loves you for who you are.
*Once the both of you went inside the bathroom, Rensuke would turn on the shower, as you would gaze at his body, including his, cock, ass, back, and abs. He would notice you staring at his parts, as he began thinking about how he would scrub you. He does appreciate it when you wash his neck for him, which means he would go straight to washing the rest his body with his favorite body wash. He would use his his body scrubber (which is covered with your body wash) to wash your entire body, including your pussy (which is where he scrubs most to see if you catch on what he's up to) before letting the shower water rinse the body wash off you, then he bends over for a short time, as he quickly licks your pussy.
*When both you and Rensuke got done with taking a shower together and you dried yourself off, he quickly dries himself up, before picking a cute for you to wear for him, since he finds you super cute. To his surprise you have him wear a cute outfit you bought for him. The both of you then snuggled together, as you both watch some anime together. It's a bonus, if you do watch some One Piece together, considering he is a fan of One Piece.
Metal Bat (One Punch Man)
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*You continued to ride on Metal Bat's cock, even after he does cum inside of you, until you get tired out. After you finally got off his dick you would touch his face and cooed, "Thank you for letting me ride on you, Metal Bat... You did amazing with enduring my sexual urges, even after you came inside me... Is there any chance, I can get you to take a shower with me?", before you touched his lips with your right pointer finger. He was hesitant at first, since he would worry about his little sister Zenko would catch you both nude, however considering she hasn't woken up, he told you, yes.
*Metal Bat madesure to bring your pajamas and his pajama pants with him on his way meeting up with you for him to take a shower with you. When you to wash his body (especially his cock) with his loofah (covered in his expensive), he would get flustered, even tough he tries to hide being flustered from you. When he does wash you body with your loofah and if he was to wash your boobs and/or your pussy, he would accidentally have you moan, which is a close call with waking up his little sister, Zenko up.
*The both of you would then dry eachother quickly before hurrying up to get dressed, while worrying that his little sister Zenko might have woken up from your accidental moan due to Metal Bat accidentally touching your tits and/or clit. You and Metal Bat would then check to see if she was woken up by accident, which turns out she wasn't. If it was a school night, the both of you would stay up to makesure she wakes up and for the both of you to get her ready for school the next day.
⭐New Character (For Me) To Write About⭐
Izuru Kira (Bleach)
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*After Izuru empties his cum inside you (while having you lay down on the bed with you legs wide open), he would lay on top of you and touch you hair before giving you forehead kisses, as he praises you on how well you took his cock, even tough he was afraid to break you too much, deep down. He would then carry you (depends on the reader's imagination how Izuru carries the reader) to the bathroom, so he could take extra care of you in the shower. Once he took you to the bathroom, he would coo to you, "Well (Female Reader Name)... It's time for me to take care of you", as he smiles at you.
* Izuru would be more than happy to let you wash his body with his body wash covering his washcloth, which there are times you decide to wash his body first. Keep in mind that if washing him is the first thing you do, he will low-key peak to see wheather or not you had any juices that came out of your pussy. If he notices any pussy juices that came out of your pussy, he would strictly wash you, however if he has a feeling he's cummed and you haven't yet, he will still wash you, but he would definitely sneak any amount of fingers (and sometimes his whole hand) inside of your hole, as he will finger you non-stop, while washing your body (and your hair with shampoo and conditioner), and he will continue fingering your pussy, until you release yourself all over any amount of his fingers inside of you (sometimes his whole hand). With drying your body, he will dry your body up and he will let you dry up his body, while he's drying you up.
* Izuru let's you pick some night clothes out, as long as you're dressing modestly (preferably a warm robe), considering he rather be prepared and have you be prepared for any unexpected company whoever may come. He would make himself and you some warm tea and he will cook some supper while making the tea. If he's being honest (atleast with himself), he does enjoy taking care of you, especially making tea and some food after sex, shower, and other stuff.
⭐New Character For Me To Write About⭐
Natsu Dragneel (Fairy Tail)
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*"Man... This sex has been definitely on fire...And you definitely took me in, so well, unexpectedly...", Natsu said, as he just reached an orgasm from you were fucking him, while he was holding you, as the both of you were trying out a different position, which is due to the fact that your pussy always ends up feeling warm for when his cock was hard. He would happily hold out his hand, as he offers you to take a shower with him, which you always tell him "yes", everytime he offers you to do so. The both of you then hold hands, as the both of you proceed to head to the shower room.
*With washing you, Natsu will start with washing your hair with shampoo, then conditioner. While he does wash your body, he would quickly grope your boobs before washing your tummy, then back, etc... If you do wash his body, while he washes his hair, be warned that he would enjoy it, a whole lot.
*Once you get done taking a shower with Natsu, he would ask you what clothes you would like to wear, because he rather not pick out something you don't feel like wearing, considering after you answer you answer his question he will have good memory on what clothes you tell him to pick out. Ofcourse if you want to go straight to snuggling with him on the bed, you best start before he puts his shirt on for some reason. When you manage to get snuggle time with him on his bed before he could get his shirt on, he will have you be his little spoon and he would be more than happy to give you kisses on either (or both) side(s) of your facial cheeks, while holding tight while trying to be, as gently as he can, so affectionately.
Now for the surprise character...
Blitzø (Helluva Boss)
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*While Loona was gone at one of the parties Tex invited her to, both you and Blitzø were having "the most amazing fuck" type of sex, as he came inside of your pussy, while he got pussy drunk from fucking your (warm and) tight pussy (hole), so much where he still continued to keep getting you cock drunk, until he is tired out and he has completely emptied his cum inside of you. He would then smiled, as he looked at the hickies he placed near your ears, around your neck, and your boobs, with a few bite marks he put on your shoulders (and shoulder blades), before he would smirk and say, "You look so sexy and all, but with these bite marks and hickies on you and your warm, tight pussy taking my dick so well, looks so fucken hot...", before he grinning, as he gently pinching your nipples. He would then coo, "As much as I enjoyed you being in this state you are in from me fucking you so great in... Since my Loonie Toonie is one of Tex's parties and we got the place to ourselves, we should probably take a shower together... Shall we, (Female Reader Name)?", before sliding himself off of you, as you then followed him to the bathroom.
*While you and Blitzø were taking a shower together, you would wash your hair and body quickly, as possible as he does get confused why you do that, as he would say, "Take your time my sexy, devilish, demon... There's no rush...", before smiling, as he also secretly finds it cute you rush like that. He would definitely feel relaxed whenever you do wash his body, because he does feel massaged. It's a bonus that after you dry yourself up, you would massage his shoulders, while he dries himself up. For some reason, he just enjoys the sensation of your touches and your actual massages definitely will makes his moods much better, especially if he was having a bad day at work or something.
*With picking out outfits, as much as Blitzø would like to pick out night outfits he rather you pick the outfits out to wear for the night, as he likes how you pick outfits much better. Ofcourse he will have you watch any show and/or movie that has horses in it obviously. He usually rather not share his snacks unless it's you, Loona, and very few others, so don't be surprised if he does share plenty of popcorn and cheese with you. So, while neither you nor Blitzø are eating while watching the horse shows (and/or movies), he will definitely snuggle with you while watching the horse shows (and/or movies), considering he enjoys his snuggle time with you.
🫢🚿The End🚿🫢
I hope you enjoyed this head cannon multifandom after sex shower aftercare, my Tumblr Peeps😁👍 While this fanfic did end up having some last minute unexpected changes, I also tried putting different material in this fanfic, as well😁👍For anyone wondering why I have Blitzø as the surprise character, especially with every1else I have in this fanfic, 1st of all, this after sex shower aftercare isn't just about anime characters unlike the others (and definitely unlike the 1st after sex shower aftercare fanfic I have written)... 2nd I have been wanting to write about him in 1 of the after sex shower aftercare fanfics for a while, since I'm already turning it into a series (kinda) and that was before I have written a Helluva Boss fanfic with him in it😁👍While there are people with or without any reasons who think and/or feel that Blitzø doesn't belong or atleast doesn't seem to belong (especially in a smut head cannon(?) fanfic with anime characters, however I feel that even if he doesn't belong or doesn't seem to belong in this type of fanfic, Blitzø is definitely 1 of the characters who I feel deserves to be written in a fanfic involving after sex shower aftercare and he's definitely the 1st character from a cartoon (instead of anime) I put in a fanfic like this😈Those who enjoyed Blitzø's part of the fanfic and enjoyed the "bite marks" piece of his part of the fanfic, you're welcome😁👍😈👍As for Metal Bat's part, the whole trying to not wake up his sister Zenko and trying not get caught by her pieces of Metal Bat's part was a last minute thing😅Those who enjoyed Metal Bat's part and didn't see no harm at all in me writing about the situation about his sister, you're also welcome😃👍Hopefully, if I do write more pertaining this multifandom after sex shower aftercare series, I will see about coming up with different ideas in the future🫢🚿😃👍
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scary-senpai · 4 months
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missing mistletoe
Fandom: One-Punch Man
Genre: Humor, Fluff
Summary: Tonight, Fubuki is absolutely getting kissed… or is she?
For Wanpanmas 2023.
Prompt: mistletoe
Psykos: Just got off the train! I'm walking over now. See you in a bit xoxo
Fubuki stood alone in the empty hallway, reading and re-reading her latest text message. On the outside, the dark-haired hero appeared calm and composed. But on the inside? On the inside, she felt like spontaneously combusting… figuratively, of course.
Fubuki exhaled slowly and paused for a moment, examining her reflection in the large antique mirror hanging in the hallway. In the silence, she could hear the gentle murmur of her guests chatting amongst themselves, mingled with the mellow tones of her perfectly-curated Christmas playlist. She hummed along, smiling at her own reflection.
Hair? Perfect. Makeup? Flawless. Dress? Sophisticated AF. Tonight, she was absolutely getting kissed.
The hallway lamps had been switched off, and the only illumination came from strings of fairy lights strewn across the ceiling, lighting a path from the elevator towards Fubuki's door. The tiny bulbs flickered softly, casting the corridor in a warm and enchanting glow. The scene was lovely, the mood was perfect, and yet something was off— Someone had stolen the mistletoe.
[[read the whole thing on ao3]]
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garoumylove · 1 year
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Yay! Finished new chapter of Love/Hate (my ongoing GarouxReader fanfic)! Just gotta proofread tomorrow and then post ^.^ I really love when I get the opportunity to sit down and just write! *sparkle sparkle*
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Kaiju Flicks and Shrimp Chips by girlinstory
Saitama was expecting Godzilla.
He was expecting fuzzy science, epic kaiju, and a lot of municipal damage. He was expecting shrimp chips and Pocky. He was expecting a lighthearted movie night with his roommate.
He was not expecting Genos to cry his refuse-ducts dry on Saitama's seventh favorite hoodie.
Saitama sighed and started rummaging around in the pocket of his cargo shorts.
The kid sure cried a lot, but if anyone deserved to cry, it was probably Genos, so Saitama just started carrying hand towels instead of handkerchiefs. Today's towel was Doraemon.
He passed it to Genos, who started mopping up the oil that was streaming down his faceplates.
It looked a little like Genos was one of those girls in the TV Doramas Saitama surfed past sometimes, whose mascara had started to run because they were crying over their ex-girlfriend's twin's cousin's ghost or something. It looked a little pretty.
Saitama shook his head, as if it was an Etch A-Sketch and he could physically remove that thought.
"Is it 'cause they made Mechagodzilla a cyborg?" he asked.
Saitama had been surprised by that particular plot point as well. Mechagodzilla had been around since the Showa Era. When he was introduced in the 1974 film Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla, it was as a robotic superweapon created by simian aliens to aid in their conquest of planet earth.
The newer stuff was… different. For one thing, Mechagodzilla had been given a name. Kiryu, short for Kikai Ryu or metal dragon. He was created by the Japanese military, using the skeletal remains of the first Godzilla, all that was left behind after the Oxygen Destroyer's detonation in 1954.
There was a scene where Kiryu had a freaking flashback to his own death.
Genos had stiffened beside him, and the kid was usually pretty stiff in the first place.
He hadn't spoken though, so Saitama didn't mention it either. Genos didn't speak- or start crying (probably)- until the credits rolled on Tokyo SOS.
Saitama had been planning to save the second movie for another night, or forget it altogether, since it was probably bringing up some bad memories, but Genos had immediately switched it in and hit play.
Saitama thought about saying something then, but still, Genos was silent. Like, unusually silent. Maybe that meant he didn't want to talk. Saitama could understand that. Some things were better processed with kaiju flicks and shrimp chips.
Apparently not this though.
Genos nodded minutely into Doraemon.
"Do you want to talk about it?"
"Mechagodzilla was not a functional weapon," Genos hiccupped.
"I underst- Wait." Saitama cleaned out his ear with a pinky. "What?"
"Mechagodzilla was not a functional weapon."
So he had heard him right. "That's… what's bothering you?"
"He malfunctioned because he was too traumatized. He kept having flashbacks and either going on a rampage or committing suicide."
Saitama tried to ignore the squirm in his intestines at that last word. He'd wondered sometimes about how Genos could talk near constantly without once mentioning his future after killing the Mad Cyborg.
"Genos, what are y-"
"It reminded me of something Metal Knight told me once," said Genos, in a rare interruption.
"The other cyborg?" Saitama had been trying to remember the names of all the S Class heroes because apparently the short one didn't like to be called that.
Genos was the only one he got right with any regularity.
"No, sensei, Metal Drive is the other cyborg. Metal Knight is Dr. Bofoi, who provides a significant amount of the Hero Association's weaponry in addition to his S Class duties."
"Oh, the one with all the body armor?"
"Correct, sensei," said Genos.
"Well, what'd he say?"
"That cyborgs are an inherently flawed idea, because anyone damaged enough to require substantial body modification is too damaged to be trusted with it."
After the minute or two it took him to figure out what that meant, Saitama immediately developed a very strong urge to give Dr. Bofoi at least a semi-serious punch.
He also felt himself flush with anger, which would usually bother him, because it always made people look at the top of his head, but Genos was too busy crying again.
"Yeah, well you're not damaged enough to say something like that," said Saitama. "I bet Dr. Bofoi wasn't hugged enough as a child. That explains all the armor. Intimacy issues."
Genos gave an oily laugh.
"Or maybe it's just because he looks like if Colonel Sanders was actually in the military."
That earned him a snort. Saitama vaguely wondered if Genos had boogers, and if they were made of oil too, but he wasn't damaged enough to ask.
"Forget Dr. Buffoon," Saitama said, casually switching over to an old magical girl anime he'd caught Genos glancing up from his notebooks to watch on more than one occasion.
Genos had enough nightmares as it was for Saitama to suggest rolling out their futons despite the late hour.
"Like he has room to talk," he went on, opening another box of Pocky. "You're a way better hero than he is. You'll outclass him in no time if the HA has any idea what they're doing."
Genos was steaming slightly. "Th- That is not true, sensei! It is you, who will- I'm not even-"
It was Saitama's turn to snort. "It's pretty hypocritical of you to be this bad at taking a compliment, Genos."
Genos steamed even harder, but at least he wasn't leaking anymore.
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oh23 · 2 months
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i was onna say saitama and reigen arataka would make good friends but then i remebered theyve got saitama wallpapers in mp100 so im guessing if reigen saw saitama he's bow down very seriously and pledge himself to him and saitama would be like "man," and then the robot guy would come in flying and punch reigen to the oort cloud but the mob would show up and stop reigen midair and then start rising ominousl and challenge the cyborg guy and then while they fight, saitama would check up on reigen vomiting rainbows, and say "sry he's not chill like that"
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tonberry-yoda · 2 years
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The Argument - Saitama
Pairing - Saitama x f!reader
Warnings - none! just goofy stuff
Word Count - 575
Notes - this one is just goofy and what i thought off the top of my mind. i said i was lacking in writing and here i am, pumping out like twenty smh lmao
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“No! Absolutely not!” She stood on the couch and pointed at Saitama, as if accusing him. Genos walked in and froze. “What is going on here, master?” Saitama turned to Genos and shrugged. “Don't you shrug, baldy!” She jumped down from the couch and went to punch Saitama, but he dodged. “Don't call me baldy, baldy!” “Okay, Genos,” she jumped over to Genos, trying to avoid punches from Saitama as he tried to push in front of her. “We need you to help us settle an argument.” “Why are you and Master Saitama arguing?” “See-” She was cut off by Saitama pushing in front of her and putting her in a headlock. “See, she thinks that girls aren’t interested in beefy dudes with facial hair-” “Because they're not!!!!!” “But all I see is girls swooning over a dude with a 50 pack who has like a massive beard. So-” “So,” she pushed Saitama away from her and shoved him back. “We’re trying to see whether or not girls are into ripped dudes with facial hair or skinny dudes with an actual personality.” Genos stared at them both blankley. “S-Sorry. I do not know how to solve this argument.” “It's simple, Genos,” she grabbed Saitama by the waist so he couldn't take another step towards Genos. “Which one do you think girls are more into? Guys with a real personality and not an 80 pack? Or dudes who have facial hair and are ripped?” Genos stood for a moment, thinking, while she and Saitama watched, hoping that their side would be validated by a cyborg putting a bright pink apron on. “Is this an opinion based argument or a fact based argument?” She turned to Saitama, who just shrugged. “Uh… we don't really know.” “Perfect then.” Genos walked over to the laptop that was sitting on the coffee table and she and Saitama waited in suspense.
After what felt like hours, Genos shut the computer, turning to the two of them. “Well, according to studies online, women prefer men with clean shaven facial hair, they find them more physically attractive. And there is also a study that claims that women find the abs to be the sexiest muscle on a man. So, Master Saitama is correct.” “Yes!” Saitama went to cheer, but she punched him in the gut, which didn't do much, but it did catch him off guard. “Hey! What was that for?!” “That’s bullshit!!!! What do studies know about women?! Okay, how about this, what’s your opinion, Genos?” “Nope,” Saitama stood up, clearly proud of himself. “The arguments already settled, cutie. I won.” “That’s stupid.” “Cry about it.” Saitama gave her a peck on the lips and she pouted, turning away. “Well, I find you hot, Sai, and you don't have facial hair.” “Good point. However,” Saitama pulled up his shirt, revealing his abs. “I have those hot ass washboard abs. So you failed, goofnut.” Her face slowly grew red and she threw her arms around the back of his neck. He rested his hands on her hips and smiled, pressing his nose to hers. “Okay,” she pressed a kiss on the corner of his mouth and smiled. “So what do men prefer, a girl with giant bazongas or a girl with personality?” “Personality, obviously!” “Yeah, well it seems that boobs are a pretty big statement these days!”
Genos began the dishes with a smile. It was clear how much she loved Master Saitama.
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