Ok I’m finally getting around to making an intro post. Sorry its very long, I have a lot to say. This will also be regularly updated and expanded as I remember stuff to add.
Hi, I’m Elaine!
I’m a trans girl, identifying as fully female in terms of gender but closer to demigirl in terms of sex (no genitals please)
Go to https://en.pronouns.page/@Apples9 for more details on preferred pronouns / terms
My various attractions are hideously complex, but I broadly call myself aroace because, whoever you are, I don’t want to date you and I don’t want to have sex with you. I’ll put more detail below a cut later on.
@w4nderingdreamer is my girlfriend and @theaviaryavians are my girlfriend / boyfriend / general partner! They are amazing and cute! Also I am in queerplatonic relationships with both, so there is no romance involved. None.
I started HRT about a three months ago as of updating this post (exact date is 10 October), and I’m on estraidol and cyproterone acetate (more detail about the last one after the cut)
I won’t reveal my exact age / birthday publicly because I care about privacy, but yes I am over 18.
I live in eastern Australia, currently UTC + 11 with daylight saving (AEDT). So there’ll probably be timezone conflicts if you want to talk to me, and one of us may have to stay up late.
I have ADHD and autism, as well as social anxiety. More details below the cut.
My favourite colour is purple, and it goes amazingly with aqua / teal and gold. This is my colour scheme. Yes, almost every shade of purple.
I have an alt (@apples9s-shitposting-alt), which I use when I want to spam reblog everything on my dash (if I do it on main I hit the post limit)
In terms of DMs / asks I’m comfortable with, its generally ok if it isn’t:
In my DNI list
Some form of hate
Too sex related or horny (some people have exceptions)
RP
Generally creepy (I am in your walls, I want to watch you sleep, etc)
I’m broadly interested in video games, more specifically the 4X and automation genres, but also extending into rougelites, survival games, sandbox games, metroidvanias, and games with cool bosses.
Examples below the cut.
In terms of music taste, I like video game OSTs. I’m not kidding. Whether its 8 bit, played by an orchestra or heavy metal, I’ll probably like it. The reason? No lyrics. Most of my playlists have 90% or more lyricless songs (usually video game OSTs, sometimes with movie OSTs thrown in).
I can never find the time to watch TV anymore, but I tend to like sci-fi or fantasy stuff. Not really horror. Some of my favourite shows I’ve watched recently include Amphibia, The Owl House, Gravity falls and Good Omens. 90% of the anime I’ve watched has been from studio Ghibli, with the only exception being the Ghost in The Shell TV series (its really good).
Other interests include coding, which I spend almost as much time on as gaming (depends on my current hyperfixation). My favourite language is C# because that’s what unity (and Godot, which I now use) support. Also its statically typed, has nice syntax, and is memory safe. If I am allowed to touch C / C++ I will create an abomination with many memory leaks. It’ll work though. Python is ok for prototypes or small projects, but if I want to do something heavier or requiring good performance, I’ll use another language.
Javascript can go to hell.
Most of the things I reblog are shitposts, with a decent amount of politics / queer stuff mixed in. Lots of trans stuff, aro / ace stuff and yuri stuff (girls are extremely cute). Speaking of politics,
DNI list:
All forms of bigots
Terfs / other “gender critical” assholes
Fascists. Just no
Conservatives
Neoliberals
Zionists
Ableists
A more detailed version (with added reasoning) is below the cut.
That’s the gist of it, extra info below the cut :3
HRT:
I take cyproterone acetate as a testosterone blocker. It isn’t one of the usual T blockers you hear about, largely because they don’t use it in the US. It almost completely stops testosterone production (as opposed to spiro, the most used T blocker, which sort of stops production and also sort of stops cells from using T). As a result, I have extremely low T levels. The main side effect of this (for most people, not me) is massively reduced libido. This is a massive benefit for me, but most other trans girls (especially the ones on here) seem to be very horny, and would not like their libido to crash. It misses one of the main side effects of spiro - needing to pee more and craving salt - which is a plus for me, given how bad my diet already is. One last thing is that it acts as a progesterone, so I likely won’t need to take additional prog later on in my transition. And hopefully I get bigger boobs.
Attraction:
My various attractions are confusing as heck. I’m definitely aromantic, I’ve never experienced sexual attraction so I’m definitely some form of asexual. But I also think girls are extremely cute and I want to hug them so much, and I can find anyone not extremely masculine hot / sexy. Without wanting to date / have sex with them.
As such, I’ve figured out my attractions to be the following (at the moment, may update later):
Romantic - aromantic. The only simple one
Sexual - I’m a demi-aego-poly-bi-lesbian. Confused? So am I, but googling each term is a good start
Sensual / queerplatonic - lesbian. Girls are soooo cute. I want to hug them and snuggle with them so badly (especially my girlfriend)
ADHD / Autism:
I struggle to start (and maintain) conversations, so please don’t worry if I don’t respond. I’m just taking the time to figure out a good response - though I might never get there, and end up forgetting about it entirely. It’s not hostile, I don’t hate you, I’m just extremely forgetful. I once forgot the date of my own birthday, ok?
On a related note, I have trouble reading tone in messages, and struggle to get tone correct when sending messages (which is why I sometimes take a while to respond). I guess tone tags work, but just putting extra context or info in brackets (like this) helps a ton. Tags also work.
Video games I enjoy:
Hollow knight
Minecraft (especially when modded)
Terraria (also modded)
Stellaris (I really like modding things lol)
Civilization 6 (only QOL mods this time)
Factorio (overhaul mods like space exploration and seablock are great)
Celeste (only game I have all achievements in)
Spelunky 2, Noita and FTL - all rougelites I love but am terrible at
ARK: Survival evolved (love-hate relationship. I pirated the remake but can’t run it lol)
Stardew valley
Warframe (haven’t played in a while, Titania main)
Breath of The Wild and Tears of The Kingdom
Doom eternal and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance. These are a bit of a departure from my normal style, but I love them
Detailed DNI list:
All forms of bigots (queerphobic, transphobic, homophobic, acephobic, biphobic, enbyphobic, racist, antisemitic, you name it)
Terfs / other “gender critical” assholes. This falls under the previous point, but these people usually need it spelled out for them.
Fascists. Just no.
Conservatives. I disagree with you on almost everything, and you probably fall under the first point as well.
Neoliberals. I study economics, and I’ve hated people who use the term since the moment I heard the definition. Capitalism is fundamentally flawed, and you’re just trying to make it worse. I don’t care if you’re socially progressive, economic policies matter just as much, and your ones are actively harmful to minority communities. Privatisation and deregulation only make things worse for workers, even if they improve profits. People matter more than profits.
Zionists. I will be reblogging almost every post supporting Palestine that comes across my dash (excluding ones that are antisemitic or supporting hamas, though those are extremely rare). Free Palestine.
Ableists. This includes anyone who makes fun of / trivialises physical or mental disabilities, and extends to other mental conditions such as autism and ADHD (felt the need to call those two out, as they can be but aren’t always disabilities, depending on their effects). I’m not informed about too many other mental conditions / varieties of neurodivergence, but in general if you make fun of the way someone’s brain works, you aren’t welcome here.
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Solar Opposites in Mighty Solars Prologue
On the planet Earth lives an alien family from the planet Shlorp, known as the Solar-Opposites, at sunrise, in a house with a ship on it, Korvo and his boyfriend Terry are fast asleep in their bed. So are their children Yumyulack, who is Korvo’s son, Jesse, who is Terry’s daughter, Phoebe who is the family’s nanny, and their beloved Pupa. All of the neighbors and fellow citizens are fast sleep until suddenly a loud blaring alarm goes off on each devices:, TVs, phones, laptops and Jumbotrons. Terry groans as he wakes up
Terry Solar-Opposites: What the fuck is going on?!
Korvo wakes up.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Ugh… I don’t know…
Meanwhile, at Principal Cooke’s house, he wakes up and grows confused as it goes all around the electronics.
Principal Cooke: What the hell?
Then, a few of the neighbors then turn to a jumbo tron that has suddenly turn on and gasp. It shows a Silvercop but in a different uniform.
Maverick: Citizens of Earth. I am Maverick of the Silver Cops. Don’t resist any resistance or futile have been futile. Your planet is now about to be extinct!
Korvo gasps.
Kevin: What?! What do you mean?
Jamie: You’re gonna destroy Earth?! You can’t do that!
Neighbor: We’ll die.
Bullet: It’s too late! The Silver Cops has been tracing the Shlorpians for long as we hope. You’re planet is about be shatter, we planted a bomb on each of the continents.
Everyone: WHAT??
Yumyulack starts having a panic attack.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: breathing in and out Oh my God! Oh my God! What the fuck’s happening?!
Korvo gasps and comforts Yumyulack.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Korvo… starts crying I’m scared… cries into Korvo’s chest
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Sssh…ssh…I know. Daddy’s here.
Yumyulack keeps crying while Jesse hugs Terry and so does Pupa while Phoebe wakes up and grows shock.
Phoebe MacCarthy: Korvo! What is happening?!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I-I don’t know!
Then, Korvo runs outside and sees Bullet on the screen.
Bullet: Well it’s too late for you now humans. You are now property of the Silver Cops!
The transmission ends as the humans looks at Korvo in desperate and worry.
Randall: Everyone stay calm! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Jesse slaps Randall in the face.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Pull yourself together!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: EVERYONE, STAY CALM! PACK YOUR BAGS! WE HAVE TO LEAVE EARTH PERMANENTLY BEFORE IT SHATTERS!
Miss Frankie: Aw fuck I hate to say this but Korvo is right!
Terry Solar-Opposites: But where are we gonna go?!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: sighs sadly Terry, I’m sorry but all of can’t live here anymore. We gotta get off this planet. Permanently before it explodes
Terry Solar-Opposites: tearing up Oh God… you’re right…
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: But how are we gonna get out of here?!
Korvo hugs Terry as Terry sobs.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I know where we can launch our ship and get everyone out of here. Las Vegas. It has a bunch of blimps that can be turn into spaceships! We all must hurry at once!
Randall: Well, come on, people! We can’t just stand here! We gotta get moving!
The humans panic and starts packing their bags. Back with the family, they started packing their stuff.
Pupa Solar-Opposites: packing a bag of Doritos Doritos!
Terry Solar-Opposites: Korvo, I don’t wanna leave Earth! Besides, you’re really starting to love it here!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I know but, it’s gonna explode! We’re all gonna die if we’d stay here on an exploding planet.
Terry Solar-Opposites: WHO! EVEN! CARES?! starts crying
Korvo then starts to comfort and soothe his boyfriend, deeply understanding how scared he is.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh Terry. It’s hard for you, isn’t it?
Terry Solar-Opposites: sniffles Yes. Korvo, I was planning our date today. I was gonna show you something special and-
Korvo puts a finger on Terry’s lips.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: You can tell me later after we get off this planet. It’s gonna be okay. But we have to keep moving!
Terry looks at Korvo with determination.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Okay! Phoebe, did our kids pack all of their stuff?
Phoebe MacCarthy: Yep. I checked.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: But-but what about the sprinkle museum?! They just disinfected from the Meningitis!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: There will be no sprinkle selfies today! Everyone get your bags and meet at the car! I just hooked the ship to it! We must leave immediately!
Terry Solar-Opposites: Well, maybe they’ll have a sprinkle museum at the new planet!
Jesse Solar-Opposites: crying But Terry, I don’t wanna leave. I love Earth and I don’t wanna lose Monica! She’s my best friend!
Terry has an idea. Jesse then starts crying as Terry gasp and comforts his daughter.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Shh… it’s okay Jesse-bear. Daddy’s here. It’s gonna be okay.
Then, Terry went the Millers house as the humans panicky run around with packed stuff and opens the door.
Mr. Miller: Terry! Did you hear the news?
Monica Miller: Terry, what are you-
Terry Solar-Opposites: Did all of you pack your stuff?!
Monica Miller: Yes, why-
Terry Solar-Opposites: You’re coming with us!
Monica Miller: I am?!
Mrs. Miller: Really? Our daughter would love that!
Mr. Miller: HONEY! WE MUST GET MOVING!
Mrs. Miller: Good point! to Monica Bye sweetie! We’ll meet you up at Vegas! Be a good listener to the Solars! We love you!
Monica Miller: I will.
A few seconds later, the Solars are in the car waiting for Terry.
Phoebe MacCarthy: Oh God! I hope Terry made it on time!
Terry shows up with Monica.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Guys! We’re here!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Terry!
The two alien boyfriends embrace and kiss while Monica gasp in joy and hugs Jesse.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Monica!
Monica Miller: What up bestie?! I got my parents’ permission to come with you guys thanks to Terry! They’re heading to Las Vegas right now!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Solar Opposites, move out!
Once Terry gets in the car, the family drive their car all the way to Las Vegas and made it to the Vegas Blimp Corporation where they see an abandon launch spot.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Let’s go!
Terry Solar-Opposites: Aw man, I can’t believe we can’t take our car! Okay, unpack the trunk and get your belongings quick guys! How many minutes until Earth explodes?!
Korvo checks the phone and gasps.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh shit! In 15 minutes! Okay guys! Let’s hurry up!
The group gets onto the blimp.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Hey look! The humans are leaving- hears a knock Huh?
Then, Terry opens the door and sees Principal Cooke, Miss Frankie, Ms. Perez and Kevin’s family at the door.
Kevin: Hey uh guys. Bad news, all the blimps are taken and do you have enough room?
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh sure why?
Miss Frankie: Let us in!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh shit! Right, but hurry in fast! The planet is about to explode in five minutes!
Then, Principal Cooke, Miss Frankie, Ms. Perez and Kevin and his family head inside the ship as everyone gets seated and Terry prepares to launch it.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Aw fuck! I can’t believe this is happening!
Terry Solar-Opposites: Ready?!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: takes a deep breath Ready!
Terry presses the launch button and…
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Prepare for lift off guys!
The blimp launches
The gang screams all the humans evacuate in their blimps and fly off into space. The humans look at Earth one more time before it shatters into pieces. Terry starts sobbing as Phoebe comforts him.
Kevin: Earth! Nooooo!
Principal Cooke: Oh my God… our homes… our jobs… they’re gone…
Korvo sighs sadly.
Miss Frankie: Wow uh thanks for uh letting us in. That was very sweet…
Miss Frankie then heads back to mourning as she comforts a crying Principal Cooke. Korvo smiles.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Korvo, how does it feel now? To get off the planet?
reference to do the ending of the “Unwanted Personification of Terry” Occurs
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Weird. Not gonna lie, I’ll miss Earth. Terry seemed to have the perfect life.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: We know, but we are sure gonna miss the good times on Earth. looks at Yumyulack Like the good things we did.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Yeah, but at least everyone is safe.
Terry then smiles.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Will you be alright, darling?
Terry Solar-Opposites: sighs I don’t know. But hey at least you got off the planet like you wanted because Shlorpians is what we are.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: It’s true. But, I’m sorry Earth got shattered. I clearly now realize how much I like Earth too. Now that we got off the planet, I am so glad we all got out of here safe and sound.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Come here, baby.
The family then gets in a group hug while Principal Cooke, Miss Frankie, Ms. Perez and Kevin and his family watch.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Now don’t you worry everyone! looks at the ships I think everyone got out of there just in time. We’ll go live on Earth-4. It’ll be the perfect new home for us.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Is it like normal Earth?
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Actually I did mention it two months ago for a Solar diorama except I couldn’t tell them because they’re invisible for a reason.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: It’s true. But, I’m heard it is like Earth. I promise. Now come along fam. Let’s head to our new home.
Soon they arrive. The ship landed on the house and the family head outside with their human neighbors while the other ships arrive. Then, an Earth-4 pedestrian splashes mud all over the Solars, Phoebe, Monica, Miss Frankie, Principal Cooke, Kevin and his family and Ms. Perez with his car
Earth-4 Pedestrian: Fuck you humans, go back to your own planet!
Ms. Perez: Ugh! Really?!
The pedestrian drives away as Korvo looks on with disgust.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Fuck you! You people are stupid and confusing!
Principal Cooke: Aw man, is that how you guys felt?
Terry puts a hand on Korvo’s shoulder.
Miss Frankie: Yep. This is our new life now.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Aw geez.
Two weeks later…
Korvo and Terry walk out of a restaurant exhausted.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Man what a Tuesday.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Tell me about it. I mean what are the chances?! It's almost like every other date night something equally batshit happens to us.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I know what you mean but… put his hand on Terry’s shoulder and smiles I wouldn't have it any other way.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Yeah. Me neither.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Should we get out of here-
But then Terry grabs Korvo hands and kneels down.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Hold on.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Terry? What is it?
Terry takes a deep breath and kneels down.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Korvo, I know things have always been kinda. unconventional with us. We didn't choose each other... and pretend to be a family for awhile... but after living together, building a life on Earth... I've realized there is no one I would rather spend the rest of my life with than you. You're my best friend, slash work-husband in crime, slash life-Korvo. You’re my Korvy and I love you more than anything else.
Korvo smiles.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Really? Really? Even more than snack goods?
Terry Solar-Opposites: Mmm-hmm.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: More than whimsical t-shirts?
Terry Solar-Opposites: Mmhmm.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: More than Hulu-Land?
Terry Solar-Opposites: Just about it.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I’m flattered.
Terry Solar-Opposites: And that's why I wanted to ask...
Terry gets out a box and opens it with a wedding ring. Korvo gasps.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Korvo, will you marry me?
Korvo then starts crying tears of joy.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Yes! A billion times yes!
The husbands then embrace in a kiss as tears of joy in their eyes while Terry puts the ring on Korvo’s finger.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: It’s beautiful…
Terry Solar-Opposites: Not as beautiful as you, my love. I love you…
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I love you too…
The two alien fiancés kiss with tears in their eyes. A few seconds later, Korvo and Terry arrived home while the Replicants were playing laser tag, Phoebe was making dinner and Pupa was playing with his baby toys.
Phoebe MacCarthy: Hey guys. That was fast.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Phoebe, can you bring the replicants down here real quick?
Phoebe MacCarthy: Why of course!
Phoebe calls out for the replicants.
Phoebe MacCarthy: Kids! Get down here! Your dads want you!
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Coming!
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Coming!
The kids came downstairs and then sits on the couch while Pupa joins in.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: What is it guys?
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: So what’s up?
Korvo and Terry smiled and starts to announce it.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Kids, Terry and I have some wonderful news
Terry Solar-Opposites: I proposed to Korvo and he said yes!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: That’s right! ‘Cause kids, we’re getting married!
Jesse gasps.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: No way! Is it really happening?!
Korvo nods tearfully.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Yes! We’re finally a family!
Terry Solar-Opposites: Which we always been!
Phoebe MacCarthy: Guys! I am so proud of you!
Yumyulack groans.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Eew. Why do you guys have to be so gross- gets hug by Jesse and smiles Aw never mind.
Yumyulack then hugs his sister back while Pupa joins in on the hug. Terry turns to Korvo and smiles.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Korvy, I think this is new life is gonna be amazing for us.
Korvo smiles with tears in his eyes.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: You’re right Terry. We made an amazing life with each other and I wouldn’t dare give it away, because being you changed my life.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Aw, Korvy.
The two alien fiancés then kiss while Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa hug their dads along with Phoebe who joins in on the hug.
Terry Solar-Opposites: So, Korvo, how do you want to celebrate?
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I know how! takes Terry upstairs
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Um, are they gonna-
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Let’s head outside! runs to the backyard with his siblings
Meanwhile in the bedroom.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: feeling overjoyed and horny Terry, you beautiful son of a bitch, take your goddamn clothes off!
Terry Solar-Opposites: seductively You didn’t have to tell me twice!
The alien fiancés make out and take their clothes off as they began to have sex.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh dominate me you sexy bitch! moaning while Terry bangs harder on him
Terry Solar-Opposites: Oh yeah! Want me to call ya names?! Huh?!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Ooooh yeees! You slutty bitch! That gets me so fucking hot! Oooh!
Terry grunts as he keeps banging Korvo.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Do it as we cut away!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Shit! I’m almost there!
Terry Solar-Opposites: Quick! Call me names! Aaah! Call me a slutty mogul!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Dirty bookcase! Silver Hulu bitch! You damn dirty bad boy! Oooooh!
The two husbands cum in scream in ecstacy. They then fall into each other’s arms on their bed and look lovingly into each other’s eyes as they kiss.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: That was amazing, Terry. I didn’t take you for-
Terry cuts it off with a kiss as Korvo smiles and moans lovingly.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: moans Mmm. Aah…
Terry Solar-Opposites: You don’t need to say anything. Right now, I think our new lives are gonna be amazing.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Me too, Terry. Me too.
The two husbands then kiss as they moan lovingly.
end of prologue
Note: this took place four months after the events of “The Re-Visibility Bouillabaisee” episode.
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