Just a shitpost, don't mind me.
*bottom image translation:
"HOT POCKET
Delicious Mon Calamari flavor!"
Maul happens to be really good at cooking, he simply doesn't have the willpower to make an effort just for himself.
I can however imagine Savage making a delicious stew in the biggest of pots, in both cases. He enjoys cooking on its own, but he enjoys watching people's bliss as they taste his food even more! :)
P.S. I didn't tag anybody because i thought this level of shitpost wasn't worth tagging people. also i forgot.
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Maul too angey to die
Maul: If I die, you can have what little I own.
Savage: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Maul: My unending existence is fuelled by pure anger, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Savage:
Feral: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.
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I'm rewatching a couple of clone wars episodes for research, and Maul and Savage's entire plan is just... SO funny.
As soon as he wakes up, Maul is like "I was robbed of my destiny by Kenobi" and Savage is like "damn I guess you should get revenge then" and Maul is like "damn you're right."
They slaughter some innocents, fight Obi-wan and Ventress, get their ship stolen, and SOMEHOW rob a ship of all their credits. (No idea how they got there btw, maybe they found and hijacked someone else's ship, idk). Savage is like "wow, a fortune!" Maul says "true fortune would be Kenobi's demise" (which is SO funny by the way.)
They meet some pirates, use the money they JUST STOLE to hire them, and say "We are lords. Crime lords. Money is no object to men like us" like um??? You literally just robbed ONE ship and are declaring yourselves lords of crime.
So so messy, I love the Opress brothers
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They all look so cute together with their matching little outfits. ^.^ I fully believe that if Feral had survived he would have followed Maul and Savage across the galaxy and do anything for them just because they’re his brothers. It’s so sad to me that Maul never got to know both of his brothers. 🥺
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I made this a while ago and it feels important to share
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Jedi!Maul eye color
I'm a really big fan of Jedi!Maul idea (if anybody interest in this topic I recommend to check out @genifer-championofpaldea's writings and @scuttlebuttin's arts). I always wondering how would he look without his iconic sith eyes. So tried out things.
Ok, change the eye color. But what color?
Blue of course!
But what shade?
Well Savage had a really interesting eye color, before his transformation. So I took his eye color as a reference:
(yes I know this picture is too bright, but I really like this color, so I stayed with that).
Now I have the reference so we can jump on the fun things!
Original clip:
With Savage's eye color:
Wow, okay that looks pretty good.
TRY WITH OTHER CLIP!
Original clip:
With Savage's eye color:
Okay I love it! Jedi!Maul would be amazing with blue eyes.
But what if I take Feral as reference? He is also Maul's brother, why don't we try it?
For reference:
(yes, yes again too bright, but now I have reason and I will tell later.)
So try with it with this color:
Original clip:
With Feral's eye color:
Not a wow feeling, but he looks softer with this color.
Try with the other clip:
Original clip:
With Feral's eye color:
Again not a big change but looks softer.
Why I made the reference too bright/light?
Well it is a little bit bittersweet.
Feral's reference if I stay with the original which is that:
And if we compare this picture with Maul:
Yep that's the problem. They (almost) have the same eye color.
And it's bittersweet (maybe just for me) to see how similar they are.
Well I would stay with the blue color but it was fun too try out other ideas.
So thanks for the attentions!
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I hate his stupid adorable sad face…
Will someone please help this man find his shirt.
You asked. I delivered. There, I’m done 😤💕
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A flowery Sith
Maul: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Savage, confused: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Maul: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral. Beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Feral: edible
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The presence of Hondo in any Star Wars media automatically elevates it several levels. The same rule applies to any of the Opress brothers; their appearances make the viewer happy and the characters in-universe miserable.
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