#optimusiastic

[optimusiastic]

Sam: Can I tell you a secret?

Ironhide: I wouldn’t recommend it, no.

Ironhide: However, you could tell Bee because odds are, he’s not even listening.

Bumblebee: [fascinated with a butterfly, not even aware of his surroundings]

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[optimusiastic]

Megatron: You’re like a cloud.

Starscream: Pardon, Lord Megatron?

Megatron: A cloud, you fucking weasel. When you disappear, it becomes an exquisite day.

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[optimusiastic]

Ratchet: The real treasure is the memories we made along the day.

Ironhide: What the frag are you talkin’ about? I almost died.

Ratchet: Ah yes, my fondest memory.

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[optimusiastic]

Megatron: I have Starscream even tho he is irritating, Barricade, Blackout, and Bonecrusher.

Optimus Prime: Do you know what I have? A group of robots who have trouble taking orders.

Bumblebee: *chasing a bee*

Starscream: And one who seems to enjoy chasing bees.

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[optimusiastic]

Ratchet: I’m not scared of you. None of us are.

Bumblebee: Yo, I kinda am.

Ironhide: Shut up, punk.

Optimus: [in the background, still wondering how the autbots have lived this long]

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[optimusiastic]

Starscream: I’m a miserable failure.

Megatron: Yes, you are.

Starscream: I’ve failed my mission.

Megatron: Yes, you did.

Starscream: I could use some words of encouragement.

Megatron: Yes, you could.

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[optimusiastic]

My fashion sense is: I’m cold and I’m pissed off.

— Ratchet

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[optimusiastic]

Optimus: Wait- did you just call Bumblebee the equivalent to a female dog?

Starscream: I-

Ratchet and Ironhide: Oooooooh~

Megatron: haha you stupid peasant, you’re fucked

Starscream: N-no?

Bumblebee: YES YOU FUCKIN DID !!!!

Optimus: Bee, language.

Also, Optimus: [kicks Starscream’s ass]

— in addition to my “gEt yOur fUckin dOg biTch!!!” tf post ;)

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[optimusiastic]

I am not a sore loser! I just prefer to win... and when I don’t, I get furious.

— Megatron

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[optimusiastic]

Optimus: You know those moments when I tell you something isn’t a good idea-

Ratchet: And then he ignores you? Like he is right now?

Bumblebee: [oblivious to the fact that Optimus is even talking to him or Ratchet is talking about him because he’s messing with a bee]

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[optimusiastic]

Megatron: How come whenever I have fun, it is considered wrong?

Starscream: Because people die when you have fun, Lord Megatron and the Autobots care about the squishy organics.

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[optimusiastic]

Vivian: I really want to do something stupid.

Cade: I’m stupid. Do me.

Crosshairs: [eyebrow raise]

Cogman: ...

Hot Rod: ...

Drift: ...

Hound: [puffing on his cigar]

Edmund Burton: ...

Optimus: ...

Bumblebee: [snickering]

Cade: Did I just say that out loud?

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