I've said this to a few people, but I'm adding one more thing for you for fun. Chuchi and Fox discover Energy Drinks. Imagine the chaos that would ensue! Fox alone would be a hilarious nightmare to all that encountered him XD
Fox + Energy Drinks...??? HMMMMm....
[Warning: Incoming Long Post]
Fox blacked out for a day and remembers nothing.
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“Good lord, do you want me to just hold them down so you can spit on them.”
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i think dean and cas would end up arguing about who loves each other more. cas is like dean it’s really nice of you to date me. i love you more than you could ever fathom. and dean is like haha ditto. and cas says no you don’t understand. i love you possibly more than anybody has ever loved another person before. and dean’s like yeah me too. same. and cas sighs and says dean.....i replaced my love for heaven with my love for you. my existence is staked on loving you. i don’t know who i am without my love for you. i would die a thousand times for you. i would kill thousands of people for you. i mean i love you more than you could ever love me.
after five minutes of this dean is like.....ok wait a minute hold on.....do you think i don’t l*ve you? and cas is like no i know you love me dean of course you’re so good and caring and full of love for everybody. you’re overflowing with love for your fellow man. it’s one of the many things i love about you. i’m just saying i love you MORE than you could ever love me. and dean says....cas you know i. i luh. i love you because you’re YOU not because i just go around loving people willy nilly. i love you more than life itself or whatever. baby what the fuck are you insinuating about me.
and cas is like (entirely in earnest) well don’t get offended. clearly you’re not understanding. let me put it nicely. my love for you is cosmic and immense. you’re a human with human feelings and i understand im relatively low on your list of priorities. you’re my EVERYTHING. and im your “buddy.” you simply will never love me the same way i love you. i came to terms with it a long time ago but im ok with it dean really im content to just exist by your side and take all the scraps you throw me. let’s spoon now :)
meanwhile dean’s already singing him up for couples therapy (what do you mean you need BOTH people??? IM fine he’s the one with the problem. this is an emergency)
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listen listen listen i dont think there has been a single instance of sam being like “i dont swing that way” or saying “not my type” to a dude. if i remember correctly he never had to do it????? meanwhile dean is literally going left and right saying to everyone he’s not into dudes???????? like he had to make sure everyone knew????????????
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joe hills’s stream tonight is absolutely wild folks
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my bags would like to meet his
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If someone tells me one more time
"Enjoy your youth, " I'm gonna cry
Requested by @flowersandstarlight
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a shit load of those swimsuit sprite outfit things
and also these
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do you have post+?
no, but for the price of 1(one) genuine, bona fide silmaril you can see my forbidden silm art
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dream thinking it would be funny to go outside wearing his merch and for someone to get the guts to ask him if he was dream and that would be the Epic Face Reveal vs that tik tok story of that blonde tall dude who saw a girl wearing dream's merch in florida and ran the opposite side FIGHT
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I just remembered that I never properly showed you guys my paladin warforged character!!! A soul born of an intense love for their creator- when their creator passes away they use her enchanted hat to replace her.
(Also her devotion MAY be towards the lich her creator became after death)
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the fic two idiots and a hamster by @carpisuns and @botherkupo is literally the closest i’ve ever seen a fic come to matching the energy of canon
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i think its so funny whenever cas fights another angel on earth. cause theyre in vessels so its just like two dudes in coats punching the shit out of each other haha. anyway what im saying is the angel on angel violence should have been animalistic and brutal. they dont know how to properly translate their ambition via the interpreter that is a vessel so they just get on all fours and butt heads like goats and take bites out of each other and try to claw each others eyes out. i want a scene where after cas reveals chucks treachery to michael he comes out of the room and dean turns to ask how it went but he stops because theres huge nail score marks across cas' face and like. one of his eyes is ruptured. and theres blood running down and dripping but he doesnt care and deans like woah woah woah buddy are you alright! cas is like dean i think it worked. deans like man! not the point!! are you good!!!! and he as gently as he can catches a drip of blood on his forefinger like the tension and tenderness wouldve been off the fucking charts
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my lil meow meow 😻✨🍓💕
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OH MAMA IM IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL
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baby’s first cross-stitch
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i moved into a new place this week i don’t think i mentioned that outside of twitter
i was like “haha we can knock this move out in two days NO PROBLEM” and started the moving process on saturday. it’s in the same building, just a different unit one floor up. no biggie i thought!!! HA!! what folly
YESTERDAY we finally finished. CHEWSDAY. some of my neighbors ended up helping but UHHHHH i have learned that, when moving, it is best to just hire movers.
on a positive note though i can actually see the sun from this side!!! MAYBE I CAN HAVE PLANTS!!!! does anyone have cats and plants that are safe for their cats to be around?? love greenery but prefer my babies alive
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are you ever in a fandom where you're just like: i want ONE STORY and i can't find it, and you don't think you can write it. so for months you don't write it but you still want it and no one else is writing it!! so finally you accept your fate and say: i will not be ashamed about what i enjoy because maybe other people like it too, and then you write 17k of the max/daniel secret omega max heat crisis f*ck or die hurt/comfort internalized shame and repression porn romance that your whole soul has been longing for?
anyway that's what i did, enabled by @baking-soda and @veryspecificfantasies as always sorry 4 the callout. ft: no packs, no mates, no nesting, no mpreg, (extremely little) mention of scent, and no worldbuilding. but more plot than i initially anticipated, given the content.
my violence uncommitted
max/daniel, 17k, explicit (warnings as described above)
“Daniel?” Max says. He shouldn’t have showed Daniel. He doesn’t know what he was thinking. Just because he’s not feeling great, it doesn’t mean—he can just—ruin everything, all of it, because now Daniel knows, and—
“But you’re.” Daniel says, and then. “Fuck. Fuck.”
sorry to god and everyone else!!!!!!!!
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“jammer looks at his demonic friend, his sick social media friend, and his disney princess friend, and he’s like.... ‘yeah, this is the squad’“.
[image id: a collection of drawings depicting the pilot program from misfits and magic on their broom.
image one: evan kelmp flying on his brown push broom. his shadow bursts out of his black multi-pupiled left eye. dark lines run down the left of his face, down his neck and around his upper left arm. shadowy clouds of cyan and pink run down his right side. behind him is a purple-red background.
image two: sam black flying on her broom, one of her mirrored eye gleaming and sticking her tounge out. she’s holding up her phone for a selfie. behind her is a firework-like burst of cyan-pink magic. the background is a dark blue vignette.
image three: k tanaka on their feather duster like broom, pink translucent birds surrounding her. behind her is a pink to blue vignette spackled with pink-cyan stars.
image four: the entire pilot program flying on their brooms. in the back, from left to right is evan, sam. jammer is flying in the front, and behind him is a trail of orange-red clouds. in this image they are all drawn in a more simplistic style. end id.]
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lennox halabi was born!
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