#or a blow up

[reblogforsamplesize]

🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes

🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.

🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes

🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!

#alright you guys asked for it here it is #if this blows up ill have to reckon with the note spam #my polls #bug race 2024 #it even gets its own special tag #and i turned on blazing! #emoji based polls #feelgood polls

[crustaceousfaggot]

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

#1k #why the fuck did this blow up #this post sucks #i turned off notifs after like 300 notes cause it got sick of seeing tags #and now I look and there's fucking 12k???? #y'all could be reblogging my makeuo and cosplay posts that I spend hours on but no #Tumblr is as tumblr does #anyways #10k #what the fuck why's it still going #20k

[helixsnake]

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

#mad science #mad scientist #mad scientists #goat people #this post is blowing up so while you're here please play Spark the Electric Jester 3 it's really good

[hekuuu]

my favorite genre of games is the one where you can gather a team of idiots and wander around with them doing sidequests

#this game is like everything i love in dragon age but mooore #and it also has a sexy elf with a tragic background and a funny mage with a proneness to blow up #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 karlach #bg3 gale #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 halsin #bg3 tav #bg3 fanart #baldurs gate 3

[clitfisto]

me individually reviewing the lyrics for every single song on a character playlist nobody else will ever hear for an oc approximately 3 people know about

#if any of this shit is ooc ill blow us all up (<- singlehandedly controls what is and isnt ooc)

[willgrahamscock]

the best thing about creating is you get to create :) unfortunately the worst thing about creating is that you have to.. create

#alex says things #me with bost docs and photoshop open like what if I blow up rn #fanfiction #ao3 #mine:text post

[natikoko]

this is the funniest tweet of all time

[hemipenal-system]

taking the moment to archive my entire blog tonight! trans people i recommend y'all do too. you know. just in case.

#photomatt fuckery #love being a trans woman on the “queerest site on the internet” that can't even handle a sfw transition timeline #if there's one post of mine that y'all should blow up btw it's this one #trans woman #transgender #trans #transfem #transgirl #queer #tumblr #tumblr staff

[cataclysmcrows]

GETS ME EVERY TIME

#alex speaks #greatest hits #if you’re reading this before you start yelling at me or acting superior to me at least read the comments for my clarification on this post #that i made at 7am and did not want to fucking blow up

[shikisei]

#this would never happen but i just wanted to embarrass him #ace attorney #WHY DID THIS BLOW UP. I DREW IT WHILE I WAS HALF AWAKE DURING CLASS

[nessieartss]

Another sibling au featuring megumi (they finally met and sukuna already made yuuji cringed)

Also happy new year!

Part 1 | Part 3

#jjk sibling au #student sukuna au #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #yuuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #sukufushi #please just ignore the food #I can’t draw them lmao #and yes yuuji is wearing I’m kenough shirt on the 3rd image #thank you so much for all the loves and comments on the first part! #didnt think it would blow up #this au is really fun #my art

[klaunee]

I drew this over a year ago but I guess now is the time to post it.

#hazbin hotel #fanart #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor the radio demon #why did this blow up #thanks i guess #yes the joke is that he's asexual #he's had ENOUGH! of the conversation #genuinely scared at these numbers #oh you've had sex? yeah we'll i've had enough #WHY DID THIS BREAK 1K #WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE #3k notes is insane. insane! i love you all <3

[bloodanddiscoballs]

The thing about the r slur is that people who are using it again are indeed using it as a slur. This isn't a word that is being reclaimed. This is a word that is once again being used 100% as a slur. You're being a bigot if you're using it against others. Straight up. There isn't another argument to be made. Knock it tf off.

#tagging this so it can be filtered btw #r slur #retard #retardation #mental retardation #legit didn't expect it to blow up so

[moths-in-hats]

The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)

the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version

[Image description: Gifs of the muppets with edited captions.

1 - Kermit, wearing a suit, says, "Yes, I am Goncharov."

2 - Several ticking clocks on a wall

3 - Miss Piggy and Kermit kiss, while Miss Piggy says, "Of course, we're in love; that's why I tried to shoot you."]

#ik that the meme is kind of dead now but this came to me in a lecture and i couldnt rest until id made it #goncharov #unreality #muppets #the muppets #mine #1k #2k #5k #10k #the irony of me saying the meme is dead and then this post blowing up is not lost on me #20k #50k #guys please #it's not that funny

[snakeoid]

thanks bro

#bg3 #astarion #karlach #gale #appindex #tav #its always all of our dumbasses fail the perception check or astarion all the way in the back waits until i blow up and die to say somethin

[littlestarbigfangs]

Narrator: "Everything is in motion - all within these walls are doomed to destruction unless you act."

bonus:

#fyi each tav dialogue option was a reload so u cant get all this dialogue from one conversation #blowing him up is sooo funny #especially bc he is the only one who approves of u stealing the mace #astarion #astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3edit #540px #my beloved #mygifs #gifs #my uplaods #gif #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #10k