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supernovaa-remnant · 6 months
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sorry I'm actually still not over when I decided to try to buy tickets to the lovejoy show in denver for this up-coming december "as a joke" bc it'd been a handful of minutes since they went on sale and I'd thought it be sold out..
and then I literally got 4 tickets in my cart fully being held for me and ready to check out and I had to let them go because a) I didn't have enough money in my account to buy all 4 tickets + the fees, and, b) I couldn't buy a plane ticket to go to another state for a lvjy concert 😭
I'm still not over it like do you understand how difficult it can be to get lvjy tickets?? and I had to let them go??? aughhh
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sulfursmells · 2 months
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You arrived at the supermarket to just find a few things, eggs milk etc. what you didn’t expect was to see a six foot hunk right at the top of the aisle you had to go down. You can’t help, but try to look at anything else so he doesn’t see you checking him out. Taking quick glances at him then farting your eyes else where to try and hide your interest. You then bend down to reach something at the bottom shelve squatting in the aisle. As you search through all the items you notice the guy is practically behind you, the back of your head on lvl so the his ass. You turn your head to get a glimpse, as he moves backwards putting your face right between his cheeks. The dude grunts as you are hit with a horrid smell and start to cough. “Woah sorry dude, just wanted to play a joke didn’t mean to give you a face full,but hey you make a good seat and muffle.” He said with your still between in the middle of the aisle. After releasing another more potent fart he finally got off. “Smell you later” is all he said as he walked away down the aisle. You keep coughing trying to come back from the horrible experience and continue your shopping. You enter the next aisle of and are immediately hit by the same smell again causing another coughing fit. You try to escape by going to the next aisle then the next aisle and then the next aisle again the same thing happening each time. Your eyes watering and struggling to breathe you grab your last item and book it to self checkout. As you’re waiting, the air begins to get easier to breathe and your eyes stop watering. You take a deep breath in as the same dude from before slowly walks past you leaving in his wake a silent but deadly that has everyone behind him coughing and gagging from the smell. Your red itching eyes locked onto him as he walks to the front scanning and paying for his items. He then makes eye contact with you walking towards you. “You seem to be fairings better than most here’s my number for when you really want to see what I can do. By the way the names Dustin.” After handing you a note with his number he walks to the front of the store stretching and letting rip one very audible blast before walking out of your sight. You ponder wondering what if this was just child’s play for him. Scared to think what he could do if he really tried to gas someone. “Maybe that someone will be me.”
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elliereject · 25 days
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ifhy .1
* in which ellie’s obsession relationship with you begins to sour as your romance with your new boyfriend seems to flourish. it seems she’ll stop at nothing to ensure your happiness, (which you’ll find with her, obviously) even if it means hurting you in the process.
* lowkey obsessive ellie, (I LIKE EM’ A LITTLE CRAZY!), angst + comfort (next chapter(s), infidelity, unrequited feelings yet also mutual pining (just read it like, idk idk I forgot how to do these),lmk if I missed anything!
* im back, ok not really this has been rotting in my drafts forever and I was reading it back and I was like damn I lowk cooked with this. It’s unfinished as of RN but this is only 1/3 of the fic im just splitting it up so u don’t have to wait months,,for it..like my other fics..DONT ASK ME ABT THOSE, cuz I don’t got an answer. IN THE MEAN TIME ENJOY THIS! <3
* mdni (but like if u do wtvr, nothing crazy happens in this chapter)
wc ~ 1.6k
pt. 2 here
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Ellie Williams fucking hated you.
Surprisingly, she didn’t at first. In fact, she was in love with you, bordering infatuation.
She had seen you for the first time at the local bookstore before the semester started, you were flipping through a book about time and relativity with a concentrated look on your face. She smiled to herself when she saw you push up onto your toes to reach for another book but to no avail. She took this as an opportunity to walk up to you and reach over your head to grab it, making sure to flex her lean, tattooed arm before placing it in your hand.
Her jade eyes locked on yours and your face heated immediately, you mumbled a “Thank you.” Before scurrying past her to the checkout.
Imagine her surprise when on the first day of classes, she walks into her astrophysics course and sees you, doodling in your notebook with that same concentrated look on your face.
Of course, she sits next to you, flashing that charming smile that has sweat gathering at your hands. She tells you her name then asks for yours and learns about your major, favourite course, and how you’re staying in a little apartment just outside the campus before more students and your professor filed in. You didn’t know why but you just felt so comfortable telling her things, She laughed at your corny jokes and made even cornier ones, and she admired the doodles that covered your notebook and the little duck pen you used.
You didn’t want to speak too soon, but it was safe to say you were harbouring a tiny bit of a crush on her.
Ellie on the other hand, was completely ready to admit it. She felt her love for you grow each second she was around you. Your smile quite literally felt like the sun shining upon her, your laugh made her want to drop her studies of space to pick up stand-up comedy just so she could make it her job to make you laugh. In her eyes, everything you did was perfect. Her thoughts were completely consumed by you, you, you.
And for a few months, things were amazing! You had been introduced to Dina and Jesse and even spent Halloween hanging out with the trio watching horror movies and eating each other's weight in candy. When the holidays rolled around you and Ellie, along with the others, cozied up under some blankets and made fun of cheesy Hallmark movies while she tried her hardest not to interlock her hands with yours even after your pinky brushed against hers for the sixth time.
During finals, Ellie and you organized designated study days that usually ended in giggling at stupid memes on each other's phones or late-night food runs. Of course, there were lingering touches and flirtatious glances here and there but you were too shy to act on it and Ellie would rather die than make you uncomfortable so she kept you just at arm's length. Besides, she knew you were too timid to approach anyone else, so in a way she had you all to herself.
Then, you met him. Some motherfucker whose name she didn’t care to remember. However, she did remember the innate feeling of anger that surged through her body when you gushed to her about him and how he was a history major and the way his glasses framed his face perfectly and whatever the fuck else you found interesting about him.
She nodded and laughed and smiled along with you when you would drone on about him but would excuse herself to the bathroom to tend to the crescent-shaped wounds in her palms from digging her fingers into them so hard.
She tried her best to not show these negative emotions to you because she knew how much you didn’t like when she got mad but fuck was it hard. Especially that one night when you were out with him and you hadn’t replied to her texts in over 5 hours. Man did her drywall take some damage that night.
And when you finally did reply you had completely disregarded her message and went on to boast about the time you had and how gentlemanly he was. All she could do was reply with a dry “sounds like fun🙂” before she went back to throwing a tantrum around her room and tormenting that poor wall…she’d have to remember to buy some spackle before the end of the semester.
Then, there was the time she trekked over to your apartment with some pizza for a surprise movie night and saw the bouquet placed in front of your door. She set the box down to pick up the flowers and read who it was from, her body reacted before she could rethink. She tore the flowers from the beautifully wrapped packaging and stomped on them over and over and over until all that was left were broken stems and tattered petals.
Thankfully, you got home just a few minutes later and missed her outburst. You gasped when you saw the smashed flowers and asked her what had happened, she shrugged and lied easily, claiming it was like this when she got there. She let out a breath when you shook your head and sighed, saying it was probably your next-door neighbor who had always been a bit of a grouch.
She had genuinely thought she was doing a pretty good job of hiding her true feelings for both you and him but it was when you gleefully announced that he was officially your boyfriend she knew she was done for. You squealed and pulled her in for a hug but it felt like her heart had shriveled up into a clump of black coal and woosh like magic, her love for you had turned into something twisted, something possessive.
It was when you invited her over to your apartment to eat dinner with him that she had started considering the idea that you knew she had a crush on you and you were just fucking with her emotions for fun.
How could you start dating, let alone seeing some random ass motherfucker when she was right here! She knew she could treat you better than he could even dream of, she knew everything about you and she’d make it known to you how perfect she was for you, one way or another.
That night at dinner she sat uncomfortably as you fluttered around your tiny kitchen, adding last-minute touches to the spaghetti you made and despite the grumble in her tummy it felt like she had no appetite when she watched the hungry way he looked at you, as if you were a juicy steak and he was a starved wolf.
Once you were finished plating the food and placing it on the table you sat down eagerly and tried your best to mediate the obvious tension.
“Soo uh, Ellie, you’ve been really into watercolour recently right?” You beamed.
“Uh-huh.” She said dryly, twirling her spaghetti around her fork.
“Oh that’s cool, you know watercolour as an art form has been around since Egyptian times! It’s funny to think that like—Cleopatra was painting with water and grapes or something!” He spoke and you giggled like it was the funniest joke in the world. She shot you a look that said really? because she knows she could make a joke that was way funnier, and would expel your real laugh.
“That’s cool. You know how to shut the fuck up?” She mumbled into her bite of spaghetti.
“Sorry?” He asked and you gave her a sideways glance.
She smiled tightly and swallowed before answering, “Just said that’s cool!”
Dinner dragged on as he droned about the history of the Renaissance or fucking Christopher Columbus, she didn’t actually know, she tuned him out. After you cleared the plates, you ushered them into your cozy living room for a movie and when you excused yourself to the bathroom she plopped down on the couch next to him, subtly pulling out her switchblade.
“So, Kevin—“
“Actually my name—“
“I don’t give a fuck what your name is, matter fact I don’t give a fuck about you in general. What are your intentions with ★?”
The man tensed up as Ellie expertly spun the blade around in her fingers.
“Uh—I mean, she seems cool and dating her has been pr—“
“Cool?” Ellie scoffed, “She’s fucking perfect, and I hope you know whatever you have going on with her right now? It won’t last. Soon she’s gonna see you for the limp-ass motherfucker you are.”
He was taken aback, “What?—I’m sorry, did I do something to offend you?”
“Your whole existence offends me.” She rasped, inching her blade closer to his neck. “She’s not meant to be with you.”
He furrowed his brows, “You like her, don’t you?”
Ellie rolled her eyes, “You don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.”
Before he could reply you were back from the bathroom and she slipped her blade back into her pocket and got up with a firm grip on his shoulder.
“What were you two talking about?” You asked as you grabbed a bag of chips from your small coffee table and tore into them.
“Oh you know, girl talk.” She smiled, digging her blunt nails into his shoulder. Translation: don’t say a fucking word.
You rolled your eyes playfully like you even had a clue of what was going on, “He’s not a girl, dumbass.”
She shrugged, stepping away from her previous seat to plop down on the other small sofa.
The rest of the night proceeded relatively smoothly, your boyfriend had been so shaken up by Ellie’s words that even with you sitting next to him he kept his distance with worried glances toward Ellie now and then. Ellie crunched on her popcorn happily and watched the movie with a satisfied smile and a chipper aura.
— ★
🤔 shall I put out the second part? only time (and interactivity! 💝 pls don’t let this flop) will tell!
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MATT X READER PLS.
Then book shopping n it’s all cute n stuff 😻😻‼️
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Bernard's & Noble
(see what i did there)
Matt Sturniolo x Reader
Word count: 749
Alexis speaks! : hey guys! thank you for the request (the more requests, the more stories i post 😉) i'm honestly not very proud of this one, but i've deleted it four times already and this is the best i got 💀 once again, comments and likes are greatly appreciated, it helps me know if yall like my style or if i need to change anything! pls don't steal my work, love yall!
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"Matttt?" i whined from my spot on the floor. i was bored out of my fucking mind. Matt wanted the day to be a 'lazy day' and by that he means he wanted to scroll social media and youtube all day. that was not my idea of fun, i've always been a hands on person whether that be going outside for hours, to the lake, reading, anything other than being lazy at home.
"whattttt?" he mocked, sitting up from his bed, his hair all messed up and funny looking.
i chuckled. "your hair looks great." i smiled, climbing to straddle his lap and fix his bed head. "better" i smiled, kissing him on the cheek. "i have a business proposal."
matt sighed, "what do you want." he rolled his eyes with a small smile tugging at the corners of his lips.
i hopped off him, standing at the foot of his bed. "i vote we go to barnes and noble today, my book case is baren." i joked. four out of the five of my bookshelves were full completely. but you can never have too many books.
"y/n you have more books than i think i've ever seen anywhere else in my life." he laughed. matt pretended to be annoyed, but he knows the answer is yes. and not just to this scenario, the answer is always yes to everything y/n wants. she had him wrapped around her tiny little finger. "when do you want to go?" he gave in.
i jumped around the room a couple times, silently celebrated with myself. "right now silly." i said. i trotted into his bathroom where i have my own drawer of toiletries and such. i touched up my makeup and threw on my shoes. "ok i'm ready." i beamed up at him. matt basically towered over me. he's 5'8 and i'm 5'3, so there's a pretty noticeable height difference.
he slipped his own shoes on. "i'm ready." he smiled, grabbing his keys.
i just looked at him. "matt babe." i looked at his outfit. "we are not going anywhere when you are wearing basketball shorts and a wife beater. please change." i said, false seriousness evident on my features.
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"oh my god i'm literally gonna shit my pants i love barnes and noble." i said, climbing out of the passenger seat. I made matt carry my three tote bags i have designated for my favorite hobby, book shopping.
"do i really have to come in." matt complained.
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we had been at barnes and noble for an hour already, two out of the three of my tote bags were full. so full we had to put them by checkout because they were too heavy to carry. About 15 minutes in i had made a joke that i thought was hilarious, matt didn't really think so.
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"haha, bernard's and noble." i chuckled to myself, but matt heard me.
"y/n i swear to god i will leave you here."
"deal."
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i was finally ready to go, the final tote bag full. i couldn't find matt though. i wandered through the multiple sections of books, matt no where in sight. "maybe he did leave me here." i mumbled under my breath. until my eye caught matt. he was crouched down, one hand on the shelf, the other hand occupied with a book.
"whatchya readin?" i smiled over him. my heart melted when he looked up at me, a small smile on his face. i took this time to take in his beauty. the way his slight curls fell over his eyebrows, the way his middle part accentuated his face shape, the way his blue eyes went so well with his outfit. he was wearing the white shirt with 'whatever' in bold print written across it, and baggy light wash blue jeans, his keys dangling from his belt loop.
"some poetry book, i might get it it's kinda fire." he smiled.
"you read poetry?"
"i like finding the good ones and printing them out, i like to look back on the really influential ones." matt said. he stood up and took my bag, his hand resting on the small of my back.
"matt i don't deserve you, you're so sweet." a cheesy grin creeping onto my lips.
"y/n you deserve the world." he smiled down at me, kissing my forehead.
"ok now how are we gonna get all of these in the car?" i laughed.
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ghcstao3 · 10 months
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ghost owning a quaint, used/vintage bookshop that really is only able to continue to run mostly by a good word of mouth and the regular collectors. they all know him as quiet, a bit standoffish, kind of intimidating but really knowledgeable and passionate about the shop and its contents.
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It’s not the sort of place Soap would frequent. But then again, with work, he hardly has a home and time to find his places—so when he’s forced on a relatively longterm medical leave, he finds himself keen on exploring more of the places nearby to his flat.
That’s how he comes across the bookshop—the place intrigues him, the way it somehow looks like it’s been stuck in a certain point in history and has never changed since. And as he steps in, he’s lured further by the smell of books and used pages, and some distant undercurrent of tea and sage.
But most of all, Soap is drawn in by the store’s owner, sitting tucked into his corner with a book of his own, twisted into some (surely) uncomfortable position as he reads. He looks peaceful, Soap thinks. And strong. Steady.
(Handsome.)
Soap browses before he dare disturb the man, picking out books here and there but never quite settling. He looks through spines more than he does descriptions, like he’s afraid even gentle touch would be damaging.
Until a deep, rumbling voice informs him from the desk in the corner, “The books don’t bite, you know. Unless your hands are dirty, you won’t ruin them.”
Instead of continuing to browse with this new advice, Soap finally drifts toward the man, curious. His steps are tentative, though difficult to hide with creaking floorboards. The man hasn’t even looked up from his book.
“And if my hands are dirty?” Soap jokes.
The man looks up, one eyebrow raised, and replies as dryly as possible, “Then don’t touch.”
His eyes are a wonderful shade of brown. Something deep and soothing, the colour of black coffee and the old leather-bound books all over the shelves of the shop. Soap can’t help but stare into them, fall into the abyss.
Soap huffs. “Fair enough,” he mutters. He wills himself to look away from the hard, unwavering gaze, and back to the endless novels he has yet to choose from.
What a great first impression he’s made.
Soap sways on his feet. Clears his throat in an attempt to dispel the silence since it doesn’t seem like the man would continue to initiate anything himself. “Have any recommendations, then?”
“No,” the man says. Then he sits back, sets his book down, looks Soap over. Considers something for a long moment. Finally tells soap, “Try the poetry section.”
Funnily enough, it’s one of the few sections Soap had barely glossed over, hardly a place he would think to look for something of interest—so he’s more inclined to oblige, leaving the man to return to his novel and quiet without Soap in the middle of it all.
And funnily enough, it’s there Soap’s eye is caught by an unassuming book, its cover green and worn, the gilded text describing title and author faint and chipped.
He doesn’t look through it after picking it off the shelf—Soap just knows, somehow.
Soap moves toward the desk, silently makes the purchase. The man somehow seems at peace with Soap’s decision as he slides over the book to finally be claimed by its new owner once he’s done his checkout process.
Soap doesn’t expect the man to say anything else to him—he hardly seems the type to wish the meaningless have a good day to customers—but to his surprise, the man says, “Make sure to come back if it’s any good.”
There’s something hidden in his expression, in the few words the man has again spoken. Soap just nods, thinking he’d come back even if the pages turned out blank.
He leaves the shop feeling oddly lighter. Something swirls in his chest as he walks home, the book tucked dutifully under the arm currently without a sling.
Maybe he should go exploring more.
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ddejavvu · 2 years
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just imagineeee steve as a sugar daddy to y/n and eddie. he would treat y’all like ROYALTY and always make sure you were okay. so so overprotective too😩😩
hnngh sugar daddy steve <3333
one of the things he spoils you the most with is food, believe it or not. he makes snack runs all the time, all you have to do is give him the puppy eyes before he gets gas and he's coming out of the store with 7 candy bars 3 bags of chips and 4 drinks for you all to share
he takes you guys shopping allll the time and you and eddie actually have a running game where you pretend to debate buying the most expensive ugly thing you can find and you wait to see how long it takes steve to break and tell you to choose something else
but when it's an expensive thing that actually looks good? try it on!! you all share one dressing room, it's really cramped so everyone is pretty much pressed against each other and you slip your shirt over your head to try a new one on and eddie looks down from in front of you and steve looks down over your shoulder and they just grin at each other before absolutely ravaging you in the dressing room. they're like leeches you swear you walk out with more hickies than you can count
steve has bought eddie one (1) polo shirt, and eddie almost threw a fit. steve had to grovel, swore he wasn't trying to 'throw off your style, Eds.' and eddie ended up wearing it as a halloween costume with his hair all straightened and poofed and tied up to look like steve's
one of your favorite things is going shopping with steve when he goes to get groceries, or toilet paper, or dish soap, anything mundane like that. He lets you climb into the cart and sit inside which leaves very little room for the actual groceries and then eddie rides on the end and it's one big gigglefest as steve piles bread and pasta sauce and noodles and veggies on top of you. they both have to unbury you in the end, you're staring the checkout guy down as your boyfriends dig you out of the food pit you've been consumed by
he buys you guys jewelry all the time!! he'll buy you pretty delicate necklaces or sweet little earrings, and then turns around to give eddie a studded bracelet with a leather band that looks more like a dog collar than jewelry. sometimes though, sometimes you switch and it drives steve feral.
seeing your hands covered in Eddie's gaudy rings and one of his black chokers around your neck while Eddie's got a pretty little silver chain tucked into the neckline of his shirt and one of your earrings hanging from his left ear?? ruined. he's toast.
steve funds eddie's metal obsession, and he funds your top interest too! sometimes he'll gripe about buying eddie another album or spending over a hundred dollars on books for you, but you always give him a big kiss on the cheek for being so good to you and you know he's not really angry, he's just a grumpy kinda guy. he grumbles a lot but all he needs is some lovin and he's fine again :)
okay but the overprotective thing?? yes. he demands to hold your hand when you cross the street. One time eddie just charged for an empty street and he was gonna be totally fine but steve yanked him back by the collar of his jacket like dude. and eddie just stared as steve bewildered because he was literally just halfway across the street how did he suddenly teleport back to the sidewalk?? steve jokes about getting eddie one of those leash backpacks bc he swears the man is bouncing off the walls and always getting lost but you're so good and you hold his hand so well :'(
sugar daddy!steve is always wearing sunglasses i'm sorry but i have to say it i need to speak my truth - sometimes you or eddie steal them and giggle while you try to impersonate him and he's sitting in the corner like :/ real funny you two :/ and you and eddie sprint at full speed towards him to smooch his cheeks until he's not grumpy anymore and he's blushing and he's laughing and argh you love your boy :(
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jacenotjason · 6 months
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ALL 'SECRET' VIDEOS IN THE OPPOSITE AU!
These aren't offical for anything! These are fake scripts for 'secret' videos found on the WH site, but for my AU!
FRANK AND EDDIE
[The scene is a mess of crafts paper, glitter glue, and stickers.]
[The audio opens with a loud, sudden ear-piercing scream from Frank.]
FRANK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!EDDIE: [throws the door open, huffing as though he ran there. His voice is uncharacteristically worried.] Frank!? What’s going on!? Why.. [his voice relaxes as he sees Frank, returning to montone. He sighs.] ..why are you on your crafts table? FRANK: That!! THAT!!! [Frank seems to be pointing at something.] EDDIE: … That? FRANK: YES YES!! GET IT AWAY!! EDDIE: ..the tiny little beetle right there? FRANK: MHM!! It flew into the window and tried to KILL ME!! EDDIE: … Alright, whatever- FRANK: NONONONONO!! EDDIE: What!? You said get rid of it! FRANK: DONT STEP ON IT!!
EDDIE: Well, what do you want me to do!? FRANK: just- get it out!!! EDDIE: mmh.. Alright, give me that. The construction paper. FRANK: give you what- wha- [Frank lifts his shoe as Eddie takes some paper he was standing on.]
EDDIE: [Eddie grunts as he crouches down, pushing the beetle onto the paper] C’mon, on the paper bud.. [Frank whines] EDDIE: [Eddie takes the beetle outside, flapping the paper] Go on.. Go go go… C’mon get off- [The buzzing sound of a beetle flying away] There it’s gone- huff! FRANK: [Frank jumps off the table and hugs Eddie suddenly, his squeaker making a little squee] You’re my herooo!! EDDIE: yeah, I- okay- sure, [Eddie clears his throat and pats Frank’s back.] You’re welcome.
FRANK: You saved my life! EDDIE: I just put a bug outside! They ain’t even that scary! FRANK: but-but those pinchers!! EDDIE: Its for grabbing things its size! Like– food! EDDIE: Ugh.. you’re not scared of them, are you Wally?
FRANK AND JULIE
FRANK: Well I think I'm plenty funny, Julie! Barnaby thinks I'm a hoot and a half!
JULIE: Only a hoot and a half? What happened to the other half? [Mean laugh]
FRANK: [frustrated hmph!]
JULIE: That’s not even an accomplishment. Barnaby wouldn’t know a good joke if it walked up to him, introduced itself, and slapped him in the face.
FRANK: [Said with a pout in his tone] yes he would! You know, Julie, you’re not the only funny one in this neighborhood!
JULIE: Oh yeah? You might be right, cloud head! Eddie’s a pretty funny guy too-
FRANK: Not Eddie! Me! I have a joke that will knock your boots off! I’ve been working on it all week!
JULIE: [‘tch’s] Oh good.. all week? It took you that long? [her voice is a little louder as she turns to Wally] You hearing this, creeper?
FRANK: I’ll tell you, listen to this one! [Clears throat] What did the number three say to the number two after beating him in a game of checkers?
JULIE: Oh my lord..
FRANK: I One!
JULIE: [Pretend grunt of pain] Oh my god! That was worse than listening to Howdy explain economics!!
FRANK: Oh it was not, Julie! It was a good joke! Don’t you get it? One is a number but it also sounds like won! You know, when you won a game!
JULIE: [Another gasp of anguish] Now he’s explaining it! Oh- When will the agony stop?! [the sound of Julie falling to her knees, the grass squishing beneath her] Feed me to my venus flytraps, I’m going into the light! Augh! [dramatic gasp as she flops onto her back]
FRANK: Oh Julie, you just don’t understand comedy that isn’t hurting others! It was a funny joke! Wasn’t it, Wally?
HOWDY AND BARNABY
[The scene is what appears to be Barnaby’s desk. Theres two books, a gramophone, and a delightful faint sound of old music] HOWDY: so.. you don’t charge anythin’ for your products!?
BARNABY: well.. they’re not products, Pillar, they’re just books! People return them, anyhow, why would I charge for something I’m going to get back?
HOWDY: [talking incredibly fast, spouting off his business nonsense] A quick fee! People come by all the time and check out books, 50 cents for each checkout! 50 cents for each book, someone comes by and checks out 3 books, boom, a dollar and a half for you and thats just one person! You can start a library card business, too! More like a subscription, free books! But they have to pay 10 bucks a month to keep the card!-
BARNABY: Pillar! [Barnaby cuts him off, but he continues]
HOWDY: [interrupting, continuing to spout] Would if a book gets damaged?
BARNABY: [gasping, as if Howdy talking fast exhausted him] Well, I-I don’t mind at all! I replace it on my own, sure it takes a bit to find and purchase to replace but-
HOWDY: [astonished, interrupting] It comes out of ya own pocket!?
BARNABY: well- yes! Accidents happen, Pillar, I wouldn’t charge for a simple mistake.
HOWDY: How much does a book cost to replace?
BARNABY: Well I dunno… aah, 40 dollars on average-
HOWDY: 40 whole dollars!? You’re killin’ me, Barn!
BARNABY: I’m sorry my business model is hurting you, Pillar, but that’s how I run things.
HOWDY: If I was in your place I would not run it this way.
BARNABY: You are in my place! [He chuckles, amused. He straightens himself and talks sweetly again] You run that charming bodega.
HOWDY: Well, yes, yes I do!
BARNABY: Quite well, might I add.
HOWDY: [still speaking in his astonished tone] Thank you!
BARNABY: You are welcome!
HOWDY: Yeah- I- what were we fightin’ about?
BARNABY: I don’t reckon we we’re fighting, Pillar.
HOWDY: I was sure we was! I was angry.
BARNABY: I wasn’t! I thought we were having a creative discussion about my business.
HOWDY AND JULIE
[The scene is a close up of Howdy’s products.]
[The bell above the door rings, and the sound of Julie’s heels can be heard as she walks inside.]
HOWDY: Julie! How are ya?
JULIE: Same as always. [Her heels continue as she approaches Howdy’s counter] I’m looking for something to make for dinner for me and Sally.
HOWDY: I was unaware she ate.
JULIE: You’re not funny.
HOWDY: Gotta make sure whatever it is is small enough to fit up her nose.
JULIE: [The sound of her heels walking away as she leaves to explore the aisles]
HOWDY: Oh come back! I got one more!
JULIE: [At a distance] Die!
[Some beats pass, Howdy taps on the counter lazily]
HOWDY: Okay, what are you looking for?
JULIE: Just something that smells good. I don’t want to force Sally to eat, I’m thinking about cooking it while shes on her computer, so she smells the food and comes to eat on her own accord-
HOWDY: So-
JULIE: Make a joke about her snorting it and I’ll tear your antenna off.
HOWDY: Damn, jeez…
JULIE: Hm.. [Julie speaks to herself as she takes items off the shelf] Ah, sweet, here we are.. I can make some fried rice.. Oo, Mackerel.. [She speaks to Howdy] Do you have any jarred Romesco?
HOWDY: Probably.
JULIE: Whatever, I’ll make it myself. [She grabs more items, followed by the sound of her heels walking to the counter]
HOWDY: Right, [beeping sounds as he rings her up] Total comes out to 176 dollars and 32 cents.
JULIE: [Groan] Here.
HOWDY: Thaank you.. Have a nice day.
JULIE: Uh huh. [Julie grabs her bags and leaves the store]
HOWDY: [Howdy hums and taps the counter.] ..Oh! Hey, didn’t see ya there. What do you need, Wally?
POPPY AND BARNABY
[The scene is a close up on a bookshelf, Wally’s hand is visible resting on the edge. The usual sound of delightful old music can be heard faintly]
POPPY: [Distant] Barn? Ya home?
BARNABY: Over here, dear!
POPPY: Ah, whatcha doing?
BARNABY: Oh, I was just in the middle of finding a book for him.
POPPY: Oh- didn’t seeya there. Well, I just thought I’d check on ya. Haven’t spoken to you in a good minute. [Poppy takes a seat. Barnaby joins her.]
BARNABY: I’m doing just fine. How are you?
POPPY: I’m good. Julie’s birthday is in a few weeks, I’m planning for that!
BARNABY: ..it’s not for another two months?
POPPY: Yeah, and Julie likes expensive wine.
BARNABY: Ahah!
[There’s a few beats of comfortable silence.]
POPPY: …You sure you doin’ okay?
BARNABY: Hm? Yes? Why do you ask?
POPPY: I’m just worried about you, that’s all. Y’know me.
BARNABY: I do.
[The comfortable silence melts away, a bit of tension filling the air.]
POPPY: Let’s talk about something else.
BARNABY: Let’s!
POPPY: Whatcha readin’ lately?
BARNABY: Lots of historical fiction, mostly.
POPPY: Ooh!
BARNABY: Are you reading anything?
POPPY: Aah.. eeeh…
BARNABY: Haha.. It’s alright. I know it’s not for everyone.
POPPY: Haha. I’m glad to see you’re doin’ alright, Barn.
BARNABY: Thanks for being concerned about me, Partridge.
POPPY: Of course. [Poppy stands.] Never be afraid to call me, Barn.
BARNABY: See you..
[A few bits of silence. Eventually, Barnaby takes in a breath]
BARNABY: Always nice when she visits! How are you doing Darling?
POPPY AND JULIE
[The scene is a table with a cake. The cake has “HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULIE” in pink icing, as well as a glass of wine.]
JULIE: I’m so happy you’re letting me throw my birthday at your place again, Ma!
POPPY: Of course! Why wouldn’t I?
JULIE: Ahaha! Ma, you’re delightful. Seriously, what did we do to deserve such a delightful neighborhood mother?
POPPY: Ya don’t need to do anythin’! I’d do this for anyone. Anyway, let’s talk snacks!
JULIE: Let’s! [Julie is incredibly cheerfully and sing-songy]
POPPY: What ya thinkin?
JULIE: Ooh! [The sound of crumpling paper as she takes something out of her pocket] When I took that quick trip out to the cave, I managed to grab some of my moms old tapas recipes! [She hands the paper to Poppy] It would make me so happy if you could-
POPPY: recreate them?
JULIE: Yes!
POPPY: I’d be delighted! These sound delicious, too! Your mama made these?
JULIE: Mhm! My mom loved cooking, she cooked every chance she got! Any of our birthdays, the-day-after-your-birthday day, the-week-after-your-birthday day, its-a-celebrites-birthday day, fuck-it-I-just-wanna-cook-for-my-kids day.. Any reason!
POPPY: Sounds like she meant a lot to ya.
JULIE: Ah, she did.. She was so sweet. You would’ve loved her, Ma!
POPPY: If it ain’t a sore subject, can I ask how she passed?
JULIE: Natural causes.. She died peacefully in her sleep, and doing what she loved! She made us a delicious feast before she did.. My siblings and I have this joke.. We say she was supposed to die the night before, but asked the angels to give her just one more day to give her kids one last meal.
POPPY: That’s so sweet, Julie.
JULIE: [A small hum as she smiles]
POPPY: I’ll do my best to recreate your moms recpies.. And I’d be happy if you helped me!
JULIE: Oh- Ma! I’d love to!
POPPY: Sounds like a plan. Oh, hey, you wanna help too, Wally?
JULIE AND SALLY
[The scene the outside of Sally’s house. A close up on the chipped purple paint, and a window just barely in view at the top. All the voices are slightly distant]
JULIE: hup- hup!!
SALLY: Huh..?
JULIE: Hey! [Strained] Sorry! I wanted to surprise you, but it is hard to break into your house! Ugh! [A thump is heard as Julie falls inside]
SALLY: [Sally giggles] Are you okay?
JULIE: Perfect. [Julie stands up and poofs her skirt] Okay!
SALLY: What’s in the bag..?
JULIE: It’s a surprise! [She says sing-songy]
[There’s a few beats of tension, Sally’s breath tightening]
JULIE: [Julie rushes to speak again] ..It’s just some ingredients! I wanted to make you some dinner.
SALLY: Oh! …Can I see?
JULIE: Yeah! [Theres some heel clicks as she walks over to Sally, opening her bag and showing her the ingredients]
SALLY: What’s this..?
JULIE: Oh! That’s for me. It’s a Trinidad moruga pepper.
SALLY: What’s this…?
JULIE: Mackerel. You like fish, yeah?
SALLY: I.. think so.
JULIE: How about I cook up a quick sample right now and you can try it? 
SALLY: Oh, okay.
JULIE: Mhm! I’m sure you’ll love it.
SALLY: Hehe..
JULIE: Alright, let me go see if you’re oven still works and- Hey!! [Julie’s heels are heard as she approaches the window and looks outside] Get out of here creeper!!
SALLY: wh-whose there!?
JULIE: Don’t worry! It’s just Wally!
BARNABY AND SALLY
[The scene is a wooden floor.]
[Barnaby can be heard singing.]
BARNABY: Heartaches.. ~ Heartaches..~
BARNABY: My loving you, they're only heartaches~
BARNABY: Your kiss was such a - oh! [He’s interrupted by the phone ringing. He answers.] Good evening. Barns books!
SALLY: ..Hello..?
BARNABY: Hello? [Barnaby is just as confused] Whose this?
SALLY: M..mm…my girlfriend gave me your number..
BARNBAY: [An sound of realization and relief] Hello. You must be Starlet.
SALLY: ..yes..
BARNABY: It’s nice to meet you. My name is Barnaby. Julie has told me a lot about you! What do you need?
SALLY: I just.. I was… I think I’m sick.
BARNABY: Oh! What are your symptoms? [Barnaby pushes some things around his desk, finding a notepad. He clicks a pen.]
SALLY: I just uhm.. M..my heart is beating really fast.
BARNABY: Mhm.. [Barnaby writes it down]
SALLY: and.. I feel really warm..
BARNABY: Mhm.. [He writes it down]
SALLY: and I.. I.. Don’t want to sleep.. Or eat.. Anything..
BARNABY: … [Barnaby stops writing] ..I apologize if this is invasive, but Julie informed me you are an addict. 
SALLY: Oh..
BARNABY: Are you currently under the influence?
SALLY: ..why?
BARNABY: You just described very common symptoms of cocaine abuse.
SALLY: …
BARNABY: ..? Hello?
SALLY: Sorry.
BARNABY: No need to- oh. [Sally hangs up on him] Ah.. Well, she hung up.. I hope she calls back. [He hums in worry] Anywho.. Sorry for that.. Do you need anything, Darling?
EDDIE AND JULIE
[The scene almost looks like a spa. There is nail polish, makeup brushes, an ash tray, and bottle of wine.]
EDDIE: So, then he tells me that the money isn’t enough!
JULIE: [gasps in offense] It’s all you had!
EDDIE: It’s all I had, exactly!
JULIE: What did he want
EDDIE: You’re never gonna believe this.
JULIE: Mm?
EDDIE: He tells me.. He can sell my left arm.
JULIE: No!
EDDIE: Yes!!
JULIE: What the fuck!
EDDIE: Yeah!
JULIE: That’s when you jumped on him?
EDDIE: That’s when I jumped on him, yeah.
JULIE: Mm, absolutely deserved. 
EDDIE: Mhhhm..
JULIE: Want more wine?
EDDIE: Yesss..
[The wine bottle is taken out of sight]
JULIE: Here you aree..
EDDIE: Mm.. Thanks for inviting me to your girls night.. Even though-
JULIE: Girls night is for anyone, babe. Besides, I wanted to hear the story of you making Howdy your bitch again.
EDDIE: [A shocked laugh, the sound of him playfully hitting Julie] Jules!
JULIE: Ah! Haha! You ass I almost spilt my wine!!
EDDIE: Hah! [Eddie snort-laughs]
[They laugh together for awhile, before calming down]
JULIE: so… Why’d you bring him with you?
EDDIE: Huh? Him? Oh.. Frank couldn’t make it and he seemed like a nice substitute.
JULIE: Awwh.. Why couldn’t Frank make it?
[A pink cigarette comes into view and is flicked into the ashtray]
EDDIE: Some sorta lesson with Barn.. I don’t know.. Can I get a cig?
JULIE: Hm? You smoke Rose Butts?
EDDIE: I know, I know, it’s a [Eddie puts on a mocking tone] “Girl Cigeratte”..
JULIE: No, no, you do you, but I’m more surprised you smoke. Here..
EDDIE: God, in this neighborhood? Who doesn’t?
JULIE: Frank.
EDDIE: I- well- that’s fair
JULIE: Wally.
EDDIE: Okay. So the two innocent guys don’t smoke.
JULIE: Barnaby doesn’t smoke.
EDDIE: Okay, shut up.
[Julie giggles, Eddie chuckles with him]
EDDIE: Mm.. Anyways, you wanna do his makeup or something?
JULIE: Ooh! Yeah! Wanna get your makeup done, Wally?
FRANK AND HOWDY
[The scene is Howdy’s store, once again. This time its a view of an apple display.]
[The sound of Frank humming the tune of ‘There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe’]
FRANK: Howdy..
HOWDY: What is it, Nuvola?
FRANK: Do you think Eddie has feelings for mee..?
HOWDY: Hun, I don’t think Eddie has feelings.
FRANK: But- like- do you think he.. Like likes me?
HOWDY: He certainly cares about you more others. [Howdy walks away and begins shelving as he talks to Frank]
FRANK: I mean like.. Like.. if you think I asked him to hang out.. Like hang-out hang-out! He’d.. say yes?
HOWDY: Why are you asking me? Not only have I not been on a date in 12 years, [he sets something on the shelf] but Eddie also despises me, almost as much as I despise him.
FRANK: I know! But you know him super well and you spend a lot of time together! I figured he must’ve told you how he feels about me!
HOWDY: We spend a lot of time together, yeah, but we’re not being all buddy-buddy. He spends time in my store because he’s either blacked out drunk, or in the process of getting blacked out drunk. [He sets another item on the shelf] Or threatening me.
FRANK: Hmm.. [Frank pouts]
HOWDY: Eugh.. Listen, if you wanna know if Eddie likes you, why don’t you just march down to that Pot Office and ask!
FRANK: Because I’m nervousss!! [Frank whines]
HOWDY: You ain’t gonna know unless you ask! Just go down to that damn office, grab Eddie by his ugly face and say, ‘Hey! I like you! You wanna go on a date sometime?’ if he says no, move on! You probably doged a bullet! If he says yes, good for you!
FRANK: But I’m nervous!! [Frank reiterated, his voice cracking]
HOWDY: Then stay nervous! If you ask, you’ll know! If you don’t, you’ll be in a perpetual state of non-closure.
FRANK: [Frank whines again]
HOWDY: Just go! Go ask him!
FRANK: But would if- Hey!
HOWDY: [Howdy pushes him out] Go go! Just go ask him, stop bothering me!
FRANK: Okay okay! I’m going!
HOWDY: Good!
FRANK: Aah! [Frank runs out of the bodega and seemingly towards the Post Office]
HOWDY: Eugh.. Finally!! Damn cloud.. How do you deal with em, Wally?
EDDIE AND SALLY
[The scene is the gravel path, seemingly in front of Sally’s house]
[The sound of Eddie’s military-grade boots approaching]
EDDIE: Hm? Oh, hey bud.. ‘Scuse me..
[The sound of the mailslot opening]
EDDIE: Sally?
[Theres some shuffling inside of her house before Sally appears]
SALLY: hey.
EDDIE: There ya are.. Here, got this for you. Oh- [the sound of a paper bag being snatched]
SALLY: Thanks.
EDDIE: I uh.. I put a sandwich in there for ya.
SALLY: Oh-!
EDDIE: I know you like your noodles.. Thought it would be nice to have.. With the noodles, yknow?
SALLY: Thanks.
EDDIE: Course.. Uh.. Take of yourself, Sally..
SALLY: wait, wait,
EDDIE: hm?
SALLY: You.. Take care of yourself too!
EDDIE: Hah.. yeah, I will.
SALLY: I mean it! You always tell me to take care of yourself but I know you don’t.
EDDIE: …Yeah but I don’t care about me.
SALLY: I care about you.
EDDIE: ..yeah.
SALLY: Okay, you eat a sandwich today.
EDDIE: I will.
SALLY: and I’ll eat mine.
EDDIE: Okay.
SALLY: Okay.. Bye.
[The mailslot closes]
EDDIE: Seeya..
[Beats of silence, some sounds of Eddie kicking the dirt.]
EDDIE: Poor girl, right? [He says, speaking to someone else] ..Do you regularly sit outside her house, Wally?
POPPY AND SALLY
[The scene is some grass, Wally’s hand can be visible laying in it]
POPPY: Saallyy.. Sally? [Poppy’s voice approaches, a small squawk as she almost steps on Wally] Sorry, dear, didn’t see ya. Sally! Ya home?
SALLY: Hello..? [Sallys voice is distant and muffled]
POPPY: Hello!
SALLY: ..[Her voice is closer as she approaches the window. It’s still slightly muffled, as though shes behind a curtain] Whose that?
POPPY: I’m Poppy! You can call me Ma, sweetie. Julie tell ya about me?
SALLY: ..yeah, she has.. What do you want?
POPPY: I was comin’ to invite you to a party-
SALLY: No.
POPPY: Wha? I just figured it’d be nice! Get ya out of the house, meet new people-
SALLY: No thanks.
POPPY: You sure? You just wanna stay inside all day?
SALLY: All my life, actually.
POPPY: Ah.. I.. uhm.. Well. We’re gonna have snacks!
SALLY: Cool..
POPPY: Nachos and chips, and I’m gonna cook dinner for everyone and.. Eh..
SALLY: …Can you bring me some?
POPPY: Wha?
SALLY: I have.. A window in the back, that doesn’t have any glass or a screen or anything.. Can you bring me some food to that?
POPPY: Sure! I’d be down!
SALLY: Thanks… Ma..?
POPPY: Thas the spirit! Sorry I tried to make ya come outside.
SALLY: It’s okay.
POPPY: Well, I’ll see- eh.. Well.. I’ll talk to ya later!
SALLY: Bye. [There’s shuffling inside as Sally leaves]
POPPY: What a sweet girl. You know her, Walls?
POPPY AND EDDIE
[The scene is the floor of the post office. Letters are scattered about, along with pens, pencils, highlighters, and two vodka bottles]
POPPY: Eddie? [Poppy’s voice is overlaid with her claws against the floor] You here?
EDDIE: mmgnnm…
POPPY: Ah, there you are.. What ya doin’ under the table..?
EDDIE: Headache.. [he hiccups]
POPPY: ..so you got under the table
EDDIE: Yup..
POPPY: C’mere dear..
EDDIE: Nooo…
[Some struggle as Poppy attempts to help Eddie to his feet. Eddie sits on the table he was sitting under]
POPPY: You alright?
EDDIE: I’m.. peachy…
POPPY: You need’a throw up?
EDDIE: …no…
POPPY: Alright.. Well.. [Poppy sighs] Let’s see if I can get ya to bed. C’mere..
EDDIE: Nooo..
[Poppy helps Eddie away, theres some struggle and shuffling and Eddie complaining, but they make it eventually. There’s a small ‘pomf’ as Eddie lands on his couch]
POPPY: [her voice distant] There you are hun.. [her voice returns with her claws hitting the floor] Well.. I got em to bed.. Let’s just hope he stays there.. Let’s see if I can get this place cleaned up. Ya mind helpin, Wally?
BARNABY
BARNABY: Ah, then I told Pillar he needed to apologize to poor Dear! But he just went on and on about how he was the one that deserved an apology!
HOME: [Sounds of banging can be heard, sort of like agreeing]
BARNABY: I know! I told him that I couldn’t stay with him- i-in the room, I mean, unless he went and said he was sorry!
HOME: [Shutters creak]
BARNABY: Augh, I know, it’s such a heavy ask.. With how much they’re at each others throats! I don’t even understand what could’ve possibly caused such hatred!
HOME: [Lets out an inquisitive door squeak]
BARNABY: I agree. I think I need to sit down with them both and see what on Earth happened- eh
HOME: [Opens and closes its door judgmentally, cutting Barnaby off]
BARNABY: Wha- What do you mean it’s a bad idea?! I’ll keep them off each other, and-and I’ll make sure Dear leaves his pocket blade outside the library. And-
HOME: [Windows open and shut, a bit like laughter]
BARNABY: Wha!? Oh c’mon! Eddie can survive without his knife for one day! And PIllar won’t be allowed to bring that darned shotgun into the library either! He never has been! I’ve never allowed weapons or-or anything of the sort into the library! In fact, he knows all about it! Don’t you?
…Hello? Little one? Pal?
…Hey, y-you stopped painting..
…Everything alright, Darling?
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BTS Dating Series #5: PDA
Members x Reader
Genre/Rate: 18+, fluff
Summary: Various moments of public displays of affection.
Warnings: Some suggestive themes in Yoongi and Jungkook’s part.
Author’s Note: Although the first few parts were chronological, every part for the rest of the series will be just snapshots of moments that occurred within the first year of the relationships! Meaning, not everything from this point forward happened one right after the after! I hope you enjoy it!
Kim Seokjin
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“Have I told you how absolutely stunning you look tonight?” Jin whispered into your ear, making you smile shyly. The two of you were at a charity event that Bangtan had gotten invited to and since it was one of the first public appearances that you were making as Jin’s girlfriend, you wanted to make a good impression so you had gone all out with your black cocktail dress. 
Needless to say, Jin had been drooling over it ever since he saw you. 
“Seokjin-ssi!” A voice called out and Jin smiled, setting his hand on the small of your back as the two of you strolled across the room. 
“Bang PD-nim!” Jin smiled, shaking his boss’s outstretched hand. “It’s good to see you!”
“You as well,” Bang PD grinned. “And who is this?”
“Oh, this is my girlfriend Y/N L/N,” Jin introduced the two of you. “Y/N-ah, this is Bang Si-hyuk, the owner of BigHit entertainment.”
“So nice to meet you,” you said as you bowed respectfully. 
“Nice to meet you as well and if I may say, you’re beautiful,” Bang PD smiled. 
“Oh, thank you,” you chuckled as your cheeks warmed up. 
“No problem. I’m actually glad that I ran into you Jin because I had a suggestion for a song for you, if you’re willing to listen.”
“I’m all ears,” Jin nodded and the two of them launched into a conversation about work. Though you found yourself tuning out of the conversation, you were still aware of Jin’s hand resting on the small of your back, his thumb stroking your skin through your dress.
Soon enough, their conversation had finished and you bid Bang PD goodbye before Jin led you away. 
“Sorry about that,” Jin apologized. 
“No, you’re fine,” you smiled as you moved closer to Jin’s body. “I don’t mind at all.”
“Ok,” he grinned, leaning over and pressing a quick kiss to the side of your head before the two of you continued to walk through the party.
Min Yoongi
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“I can’t wait to get you home,” you whispered into Yoongi’s ear. “Been thinking about you all day.”
“Yeah?” Yoongi smirked, his hand coming to rest on your thigh and squeezing it lightly. 
“Mmmhmm,” you nodded. “Missed you.”
“I missed you more,” Yoongi murmured. “You and that tight little-”
“Please don’t finish that sentence,” Hobi begged from across the table and your eyes widened, looking over at him. 
“You could hear us?” You questioned. 
“Definitely.”
“And even if we couldn’t, the ‘fuck me’ eyes that you’re giving hyung say everything that needs to be said,” Jimin huffed with a smile. 
“Sorry,” Yoongi chuckled.
“I just haven’t seen him all day,” You smiled sheepishly before turning your head and pressing a kiss to your boyfriend’s cheek. “I missed him.”
“And his dick,” Jimin cackled. 
“That too,” you shrugged with a grin. 
Kim Namjoon
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“So this one is a must read,” Namjoon told you as he pulled a book off of the shelf and held it out to you. “Yoongi hyung and I read this one and we both loved it.”
“Ok, I’ll get it,” you nodded, taking the book from his hands and putting it into the small basket that you were carrying. The two of you were inside a local bookstore, doing some shopping together. 
“Is that all you wanted to get?” Namjoon asked, glancing down at the basket in your hands which was pretty full. 
“Yeah, I think it’ll take me 8 months to read everything we picked out,” you joked, making Namjoon laugh. As the two of you made your way to the checkout counter, Namjoon suddenly stopped and cursed which made you look up at him confusion. “What’s wrong?”
“A crowd is forming,” he announced and when you looked out of the shop window, you saw a large group of what you could only assume to be armys standing outside. 
“Do you need to call someone?” You wondered and Namjoon shook his head. 
“We should be fine but we need to hurry before the crowd gets any bigger,” he explained. “Let’s check out and then we’ll go.” After quickly paying for your books, Namjoon took ahold of the bag with one hand and grabbed onto one of your hands with his other one. 
“Stay close to me, yeah?” He said and you nodded your head before the two of you walked out of the shop together. The crowd cheered loudly at seeing Namjoon and he gave them all tight lipped smiles as he led you through the crowd. The entire time, his grip on your hand remained and he even gave you a few reassuring squeezes as the two of you made your way to your car. 
“You ok?” Namjoon checked after the two of you had gotten inside the car and you nodded your head. 
“More than,” you reassured him, leaning over and kissing his lips softly. “Thank you for watching out for me.”
“No problem,” he smiled. 
Jung Hoseok
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“Come on baby,” Hobi said and you grabbed onto his hand as you allowed him to lead you out of the dressing room. Today, the members were doing a photoshoot for a popular magazine and Hobi had invited you to watch. 
“You can sit here,” Hobi told you and you nodded as you sat down in the chair that was placed to the right of the set, allowing you a good vantage point to watch. 
“Hob-ah, let’s go,” Namjoon called and Hobi nodded before he set the hat that had been in his free hand on top of his head. Noticing that he had put it on wrong though, you grabbed his hand and pulled him back to you as you stood up.
“What is it?” Hobi wondered. 
“Your ears,” you chuckled. “Want them tucked in or out?”
“Eh, in,” he answered and you fixed the hat accordingly. Once you were done, you smiled and Hobi leaned forward to press a quick kiss onto your lips. 
“Thanks,” he smiled cheekily and you just rolled your eyes as he turned around and walked to the set to join his members. As you sat back down in your chair to watch, you noticed one of the stylists looking at you with a smirk. 
“What is it?” You asked with a chuckle. 
“The two of you are just so cute,” she giggled and even though you rolled your eyes, you also could feel your cheeks warming up in embarrassment. 
Park Jimin
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“Finally,” you huffed once you saw the time on the clock change from 1:29 to 1:30. You grabbed your badge that had been hanging on your shirt and slid it through the machine, clocking out of work. 
“You out for the day, Y/N-ah?” One of your old co-workers, Sunhye, said. 
“Yes ma’am and I’m off for the next three days,” you grinned.
“Any exciting plans?” She wondered and before you could reply, you saw your boyfriend walking up to the front desk. 
“Jimin-ssi!” You squealed, rushing from around the desk and running over to him, jumping up into his arms. Jimin laughed loudly as he caught you, his hands wrapping themselves around your waist as you wrapped your legs around his waist. 
“Hi jagi,” he smiled before kissing you firmly, which you happily returned. After a few seconds, you pulled away and Jimin put you back down onto the ground. “Maybe we should go six days without seeing each other more often.”
“Absolutely not,” you pouted and Jimin cooed at you before kissing you again. 
“This is too cute,” Sunhye spoke up, making you giggle as you pulled away from your boyfriend’s lips. 
“Jimin-ssi, you remember my coworker Sunhye,” you said and Jimin nodded, bowing respectfully towards her. 
“I hope you’re well,” Jimin told her. 
“I am, thank you,” Sunhye smiled. “You’re still so sweet and polite.”
“Thank you,” Jimin chuckled. 
“Take care of my girl while she’s off,” Sunhye instructed him. “She works too hard, that one.”
“Trust me, I will,” Jimin replied, sending you a quick wink. 
“I’ll see you on Monday,” you said as you grabbed your bag before grabbing onto Jimin’s hand that he was holding out to you.
“Don’t have too much fun,” Sunhye warned you and you just smiled as you walked out with Jimin. 
Kim Taehyung
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You panted heavily as you pressed the button on the treadmill, slowing down your run to a walk. Once the machine had turned off, you grabbed your bottle of water before stepping down and pacing across to the opposite side of the HYBE gym, where Taehyung was lifting some weights. 
“All done?” He questioned with a grunt and you nodded your head, taking a seat on the bench next to him. 
“Are you?”
“I am now,” he smiled, setting the weights back into it’s holder before sitting down on the bench next to you. “Isn’t this much better than going to some random gym?”
“For you, yes but for me? Eh,” you shrugged with a giggle. 
“Anyways,” Taehyung huffed. “After this, I have to run up to the studio that I was using the other day and grab something but then we can go. Maybe hang out at your place tonight?”
“That sounds good,” you nodded. “Can you cook for me?”
“Of course,” he chuckled. As you looked over at him, you noticed that his hair was all over his head haphazardly so without thinking, you reached over and began to fix the strands for him. Taehyung leaned into your touch which made you smile as you put his hair back into it’s pre workout look. 
“There you go,” you murmured. 
“My sweet girl,” Taehyung smiled, leaning over and kissing you firmly. 
“Tae, there are literal idols milling around here,” you whispered in embarrassment as you placed your hands on his chest. 
“So? I want them to know that they shouldn’t even think about it.”
“It’s not like they have a chance anyways,” you admitted quietly, making Taehyung grin widely before he kissed you again, 
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“Ah, I’m so excited!” You squealed happily as you stood in line next to Jungkook in the crowded café. 
“Baby, it’s just a coffee,” Jungkook said and you gasped loudly as you looked at him. 
“It’s their seasonal special coffee!” You shot back. “This only comes around once a year and only sticks around for like two months. This is an occasion that must be celebrated!” 
“You’re so cute,” he chuckled and you rolled your eyes playfully before you turned back to face front. As the two of you waited, Jungkook noticed one of the baristas was staring at you from behind the counter. Now, Jungkook had gotten used to guys staring at you whenever the two of you were out together because you were gorgeous but there was something different about the way that the barista was doing it. 
Wanting to subtly stake his claim, Jungkook wrapped one of his arms around your shoulders and pulled you into him, smiling when you didn’t hesitate to cuddle into him and wrap your arm around his waist. 
“So after we get the coffee, can we go back to your place so that you can, uh,” you leaned up to whisper the rest into Jungkook’s ear, and your words shot straight down to his cock. 
“You know that you can’t be quiet when I do that though, and the hyungs are there,” he reminded you.
“You’ll have to get creative and find a way to shut me up then,” you whispered and Jungkook smirked before bending down to kiss you passionately. 
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Dating Raiden headcannons
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-Despite his tough exterior and serious demeanor, he is the sweetest, most protective and loving baby boy in the world, he just doesn't know how to express it.
-Wants nothing more than to protect, care for, and cherish you for the rest of his life.
-While Raiden has no nicknames for you, as he just calls you by your name, Jack does.
-And OHHH BOOOY are there many, not all of them good. He calls you Sweetie, Babe, Dollface, Sexy, Hot stuff, Psycho, B*tch (affectionately), and Mine.
-Loves to do arts and crafts with you, those long nails claws of his are perfect for precise placements of tiny materials, cutting tiny objects with remarkable accuracy, and can also be dipped in paint to create perfectly thin lines.
-Will also let you paint his metal nails, though you'll have to do it often because the polish gets chipped a lot during battle; it's honestly a miracle if the coats stay on for more than 24 hours.
-Loves it if you help him polish, clean and/or buffer his armor.
-You are free to use his face however you please, no not like that don't get dirty thoughts now you can paint it, cover him in makeup, or make goofy masks for him to wear--he'll do it all.
-Very protective of you and cuddles you whenever you have a nightmare or just need him in general, though you must voice your needs, or he'll just lay there like the metal plank he is.
-Sometimes his alter ego Jack gets out without his permission (no idea how that happens), prompting a dramatic change in behavior and speech. He essentially becomes a different person--but that doesn't stop you from living your best life with him. You and Jack manage to get along very nicely.
-Trains you so you can always be ready for battle, because he knows someday, he might not be around to protect you.
-Randomly comes up to you and drapes himself across your lap, then just lounges there, pretending he doesn't notice you're sitting there. He'll just sit there, scrolling through his phone or reading a book, casually ignoring your existence.
-It's OK though, cause the weight and warmth from him is quite nice.
-Smells like cucumber baby wipes.
-Sometimes steals your eyeliner when his runs out.
-When you guys go to the store, people get really confused cause they see the bar code on his head and wonder if he put that there as a joke or if he's actually a piece of merchandise that somehow came to life and is now roaming free.
-If Raiden is in control, nothing notable happens, but if it's Jack, he slices the cashier's head in half when the cashier attempted to scan his head, then says with a smirk: "Don't even think about it, I already belong to someone."
-You guys should probably use the self checkout from now on.
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People often suggest I write a children's book about my life. Now that I have a child of my own (still sounds strange to say), seems like the right time. Announcing...in bookstores NEXT WEEK: a young readers adaption of my bestselling memoir "Just Don't Fall." It's like the original, but with all the boring parts taken out.
Read about my childhood cancer, my journey to the Paralympics and, most importantly, the time I smuggled a 2-liter into a movie theater.
Pre-order here for a signed copy. On the checkout page, tell me in the comment box if you want a name written in it and/or if you want me to write some kind of weird inscription as an inside joke to yourself.
The perfect book for any kid around age 8-12 who you want to inspire to jump higher on trampolines. Note: Signed copies are only available before release date from this indie bookstore.
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put your records on
request: from my baby @madsmadeit
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warnings: not really😜
summary: matthew’s 44th birthday.
song:
also: happy birthday to my baby
also^2: i need him so bad
also^3: spring vibes ofc with my baby
also^4: the star-ish names trend on my account continues, yes i’m trolling
fit check:
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“i can’t believe it’s your birthday baby,” you hummed, walking down the streets of downtown with matthew.
“‘n i can’t believe you’re with such an old man like me,” he hummed, looking down at you through his sunglasses.
“‘re not old you goob, you’re actually 44 years young.” you giggled, as matthew bumped his elbow against your side.
“not funny, i could practically be your dad,” he hummed, slightly becoming more insecure as he got older.
“hey, quit that. i love you, and you love me. don’t worry about our age difference.” you said, as the two of you turned the street corner.
“anyway,” matthew hummed, “what’s going on here? you’re being a bit sneaky.”
“wellll… i figured that breakfast in bed and a couple gifts wasn’t good enough for such a big day,” you said.
“baby, i absolutely loved those pancakes, and all those gifts.” he hummed, pressing a kiss to your head and squeezing your hand.
“i mean, look at this outfit you got me,” he said, gesturing to the sage and yellow outfit you’d gotten him.
“yeah i guess it was an ok start to the day, but i wanted to take you to your favorite place.”
matthew raised an eyebrow to that, “then why aren’t we at home in our bed?” he asked.
you giggled at that, “your second favorite place.”
“oh..” he said, thinking to himself as you turned the last corner before you reached your destination.
“here.” you said, peeking up at matthew as he looked at the familiar sign.
the faded pink and blue sign hung off of the quaint village style building.
“you’re joking…?” he said, gesturing to the sign that read “starlight books and records.”
“nope,” you giggled, dragging him inside.
“get whatever you’d like baby,” you said, grabbing a basket and handing it to matthew.
he gave you a small smile and planted a quick kiss on your lips.
he mumbled a quiet “thank you my love”, as he made quick work of the book side of the store.
unlike most, when matthew went to the bookstore, he didn’t get every book he’d ever thought about reading.
he tended to get one or two books so that he’d have an excuse to go back to the cozy shop.
“‘m gonna go grab some records,” you said, slinking off to the record side of the store.
you really loved starlight because matthew got the books and you got the records, yet everything benefited you both.
matthew had impeccable taste in books, and at night when the two of you were in bed, he’d read to you.
but you on the other hand had great taste in music. whilst cooking, cleaning, or just sitting around the house, you’d slip a record onto the turn table and dance around with matthew.
“all our records are fall-ish baby, let’s get some more summertime ones.” you hummed, thumbing through a bin of new and old records.
“sounds good lovie, i’ll grab us some new romance novels.”
after about half an hour of shopping, matthew came back over to you.
“‘m done.” he hummed, showing you a basket with three books plus various other activities, including a tulip field puzzle and a card game for two.
you smiled up at him, “you ready to go home?” you asked, showing matthew a bunch of different records you’d grabbed.
he nodded and led you to the checkout.
after you’d bought the books and records, you walked back outside.
“i asked mama gubler to bring me the recipe for that strawberry cake of hers you love,” you hummed, smiling as matthew gasped.
“oh you spoil me lovie.”
after about a 15 minute walk, you arrived home.
you walked into the living room and grabbed one of your new vinyls.
“‘m gonna spin this for us while we bake.” you said, as matthew walked into the kitchen and grabbed the strawberries out of the fridge.
the first song that played was “put your records on” by ritt momney.
you hummed along as you waltzed back into the kitchen.
“oh baby, you don’t gotta worry about that,” you said, coming up behind matthew and trying to take the knife from his hand.
“uh uh, you go start the cake, ‘ll be on decoration duty,” he said, continuing to cut the various berries.
you nodded at his statement as you started the cake batter.
20 minutes later, you slipped the cake into the oven.
you perched yourself on the counter next to the oven as matthew came and stood between your legs.
you hugged him close, “was it a good day?”
“it was the best birthday i’ve ever had,” he hummed, pressing a kiss to your nose.
“good,” you said, as he lifted you off the counter and set you on the floor.
“i love you matt,” you whispered, pressing a kiss to his lips.
“i love you too baby,” he whispered against your lips.
the ding of the oven broke the two of you from your trance.
“let’s decorate this thing yeah?” you asked, grabbing two mitts from a drawer.
“mhm,” he hummed, glad to have spent another beautiful day in your presence.
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Home Is Wherever You Are P4
Adrian Chase/Vigilante x Reader
With a very heavy emphasis on platonic!Christopher Smith/Peacemaker
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Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7
Adrian Chase Masterlist
Prompt: It’s your last day alone with Adrian before he starts preschool so you try to make the most of it.
Warnings: mentions of child abuse, panic, meltdown, crying, divorce, mentions of August Smith, cannon typical Peacemaker violence and language, homophobia, internalized homophobia
A/N: Sorry we’re a day late! My schedule was a little busier than usual yesterday. I also posted this on my ao3 adriansglasses. Hope you guys enjoy!
You race towards Adrian in the parking lot of the old video store turned headquarters.
“Where are you going?! Can you please just talk to me for a second?!” You call after him.
“If you’re just gonna call me a stupid, reckless, liability then I don’t wanna hear it.” He says, continuing to walk. He was clearly just spitting out words he’d heard Murn or Harcourt say about him. You grab his hand, halting him from walking any further away from you.
“You could have died!” You tell him.
“So what?! It would have been for the greater good anyway!” He turns to look at you. “Everybody knows I’m the most expendable!” He tells you as if he thinks he’s speaking in cold hard facts.
“No, you’re not! You shouldn’t have pushed me out of the way.” You argue with him.
“You’re more important than me! You can live without me, but I can’t live without you. That’s just a fact, (Y/N). That’s how it is with everyone in my life.”
“You idiot.” You say, as you pull him into your first kiss.
September 12th, 1994
Today was the last weekday you’d be alone with Adrian before he started preschool, so you wanted it to be special. You held his hand as you walked into Henelotter Video to let him pick out a movie or two. All he wanted to do was have a guys’ night with Gut and Chris. He looked up to them so much. The plan was to get pizza and rent a movie or two. Your mission was to pick an age appropriate movie for Adrian that wouldn’t bore Gut and Chris. Luckily that wasn’t a problem when Adrian picked up the original Star Wars. He was going through a huge hyperfixation with Space lately. You smiled.
“I think that’s a great choice, buddy. Have you ever seen it?” You ask smiling.
“No, Dor has a picture on his wall!” Adrian told you. You thought back and remembered he was right. Gut did have a Star Wars poster on his wall. You also knew Chris was fond of the series in his adulthood and would often crack jokes about it, despite saying he’s not a nerd.
“Star Wars it is then.” You smiled.
“Rey, can we play on the games?” Adrian asked, pointing towards two arcade games by the checkout.
“You wanna play on the games?! You wanna on the games?!” You say as you lift him up, shaking him, pretending to drop him and holding him upside down as he giggled. He loved it when you did this. You’d found that out the first night you were here. You start to tickle him before setting him down on the stool in front of the arcade game. You placed a coin in the machine and let him play.
While he played, you wrote as many notes as you could. His future self had to find one of them in their future headquarters. Before you left you stuck them under floorboards, behind toilets, in ceiling beams, next to light fixtures, anything you thought might be permanent and you’d put two on the couple rare pieces of furniture you knew were still in the building, just some shelves and chairs. You wrote not to open them until the date you left your own timeline on the envelope and then you brought younger Adrian home.
On your way home you had an idea to keep him busy for the day, so you stopped at your local comic book store. You walked him all the way to the back where you were happy to see the Dungeons and Dragons section was still where it is in the future. It was smaller, but still there. They even had a children’s beginner’s guide that was simplified for younger players. Everything was perfect. You collected the cheapest option of all the materials you’d need and even had a little of your allowance leftover to let Adrian pick out a miniature. Before you’d left your own timeline, your Adrian had been trying to teach you how to play. Maybe if you taught his younger self how, you’d be better at it when you got back to your Adrian. You looked down and Adrian was missing. You panicked for a second before turning to see Adrian staring at the comic books with his chosen miniature in hand. He looked in awe at the heroes on all the covers.
“They’re really cool, aren’t they?” You smile.
“Yeah.” He whispers in awe, deep in thought.
“Well you are just as smart and just as cool and just as brave and just as strong as them.” You smile, pulling him into your arms and heading to check out. “And you can fly too!” You say as you move his body through the air to checkout. He giggles until you place him on the ground to pay for your stuff. Then you head home for real this time.
You taught Adrian how to play DND long into the afternoon. He seemed to be really interested in it, but this shouldn’t come as a surprise to you. This is Adrian after all. Even after Gut and Chris came home, you kept playing. They were busy in Gut’s room listening to music anyway. You could hear Kiss coming from under the door. You didn’t get up from your game of DND until you heard the doorbell ring. You opened the door to meet the pizza man. You gladly paid him and got your pizza.
“Gut, Chris! Pizza’s here!” You yelled upstairs. “Ready for the movie, kid?” You asked Adrian. He smiled, giving you a nod. “You go grab the VHS tape from my bag and I’ll go get the boys, okay?”
“Okay!” Adrian yelled, running towards the front door where your bag was hanging.
You made your way upstairs to find Gut alone in his room. “Where’s Chris?” You ask.
“He’s in the bathroom.” He barley looks up from his gameboy.
“It’s time for dinner. Can you go help you brother? I’m pretty sure I can hear him digging in the cupboard, trying to reach for the paper plates, but we both know how clumsy he is.” You give him a sympathetic look, silently pleading. He sighed putting down his game of Zelda.
“Fine.” He said getting up and heading downstairs.
“Thank you!” You thank Gut before walking towards the bathroom.
You were just going to knock on the door, but you didn’t realize it was already cracked. When you accidentally pushed it open you came face to face with Chris. He was covered in Diane’s makeup. You both froze.
“This isn’t what it looks like!” Chris started.
“Really? Because it looks to me like you’re wearing eyeliner and you’re about to put on lipstick…” You try to hold back a smile. You knew he talked a big game, but at heart was just a kid.
“I was just trying to make my face look like Kiss! Please don’t tell my dad! He’ll think I’m gay!” He begs, mortified.
“Putting on makeup doesn’t make you gay…and even if you were gay…” You sigh. “The world won’t always be this fucked up. I promise. We’ve made tons of progress…even if it doesn’t feel like it in Evergreen, Washington.”
“I’m not gay!” He stands his ground, still scared.
“I’m not saying you’re gay.” You say calmly, giving him the patients he’s never really been given before.
“I like girls!” He says adamantly.
“I know… I’m just saying… IF you liked girls AND guys…no matter who you like… it’s okay.” You smile at him. Thirteen is a confusing age on its own. When you’re Christopher Smith, only living son of the White Dragon…it’s a lot worse. You watched him avoid your gaze, staring at himself in the mirror. “Dinner’s here. Meet me downstairs soon or else Gut and Adrian will eat it all.” You smile.
“Save me some and I’ll be down in a minute?” He asks, his voice trembling.
“Of course.” You smile, closing the door and heading down the stairs. You pause on the stairs to take a deep breath. You have no idea if what you’re doing is for better or worse anymore. On one hand you could be helping Chris, but on the other you could just be putting him in more danger with his dad. When you get to the bottom of the stairs you sit down, trying to compose yourself. With your eyes closed, you can hear two little feet running towards you.
“Hey, bro!” Adrian yells, crashing into you, climbing you like a tree to get into your lap.
“Hey to you too, bro.” You try to give him a smile.
“Bro, hurry up! I wanna start the movie!” Gut walks over and calls up the stairs. You don’t even have to ask where Adrian learned that.
“Can you help me with pizzuh?” Adrian asks.
“Yes, I can help you with your pizza.” You smile. “Gut, let’s just go eat. Chris is gonna be a minute.”
“He’s taking forever.” Gut whines.
“I know, but just give him a minute. He’s had a long day.”
“He was ranting about his dad again. He’s a fucking dick. Sometimes I wanna kill him.” Gut says quietly.
“Yeah! Kill him!” Adrian repeats in agreement. If only anyone was there to understand how funny a 3 year old Adrian Chase advocating to kill August Smith was. You just laughed. Usually you would tell Gut to not use such harsh language around Adrian, but he had already said fuck so many times. You couldn’t undo what happened before you got there, not that you could change anything anyway, and you couldn’t be mad at Gut for feeling this way either.
“I know you’re upset because Chris is your friend and you care about him, but sometimes you just have to let him deal with things in his own way, so he can grow.”
“We’re more of a family to him than that asshole.” Gut says, dropping a piece of pizza on his plate.
“I know and I promise one day he’ll come to terms with that. Right now he’s just not ready.” You give Gut a sympathetic look. You ached for these boys. Gut and Adrian’s dad left and Chris’… well it was no secret nobody wanted him in the picture.
After dinner you settled in the living room to watch Star Wars. Adrian was very adamant on the seat chart. He pulled you all to the seats he decided he wanted you to sit in. When Gut tried to move he objected.
“No! Rey has to sit between you and Chris!” He objected.
“Where are you gonna sit, Adrian?” You asked.
“Oh your lap!” He said this like it was obvious. This was all just his elaborate plan to be able to sit next to all three of you. Chris hadn’t said much since you caught him. You weren’t sure if he was sad or just embarrassed, but you didn’t press further. Gut was probably too tired to argue with his 3 year old brother, not happy about having to return to school tomorrow, and you just wanted the option that made the most people happy so you settled in, letting Adrian cuddle into your arms. You smiled as the movie started, hugging Adrian closer. You were never a huge Star Wars fan before you dated your boyfriend. You hadn’t even actually seen the first movie. You had never watched it without him. Even now he was still there, even if he wasn’t in the form you wanted him to be. You were a little sad, but you knew you’d see your Adrian again someday.
After the movie you tucked little Adrian into bed. You sat on the bed, missing your Adrian deeply. You played his voicemail. You had borrowed an old Walkman from Diane so you didn’t have to keep asking for Chris’ tape recorder.
“Hey babe, it’s me. I’m just calling because I know you had a bad day today and I was thinking maybe I could bring takeout home from the restaurant and we could just have a movie night? I just wanted to know if you were feeling chicken parm or meatballs or if you wanted to just scratch dinners and have me bring home a pizza. Just call me back when you get this. I’m really proud of you- uh…not that I’m not always proud of you. I’m like totally proud of you all the time and I’m rambling again and this voicemail is about to be like 10 years long, so uh bye I love you.”
“We did have our movie night… just not how either of us expected…” You whisper, as a tear falls.
You restarted the voicemail again.
“Hey babe, it’s me. I’m just calling because I know you had a bad day today and I was thinking maybe I could bring-“ You take off the headphones when you hear a small fist pounding on your door. 3 year old Adrian probably had a nightmare again. You open the door and he rushes into your room.
“Monstor in my cwoset!” He cries.
“There’s no monster in your closet.” You smile, getting at knee level and giving him a hug.
“Monstor!” He insists, tears streaming down his cheeks. He looks really scared. The least you can do is show him nothing’s there and if that doesn’t work, let him sleep in your room. Normally he would sleep with Diane, but she had to go back to the law office after shift at fennel fields to fill out some extra paperwork. It was stupid they were keeping their secretary so late, but she insisted it was a big case.
“Buddy, I promise there’s nothing there, but I’ll go check.” You hold Adrian’s hand, guiding him back to his room. “You sit on the bed and I’ll go check okay?” He let out a whine, sitting on his bed.
“Rey, I’m scawerd.” He cried. He was 3. All 3 year olds are scared of the monster in their closet.
“Adrian, look there’s nothing in-“ You open the closet, stepping backwards letting out a scream. Then Adrian screamed. Then Adrian screamed. You hear footsteps running towards Adrian’s room. You quickly closed the closet door. Adrian was shaking in his bed.
“What the fuck?! Are you okay?!” Gut busted into the room.
“Is somebody in the house?! I’ll fucking kill them!” Judging by what you knew about Chris’ past, he was probably serious. His dad had made him kill for a lot less and the Chase’s felt more like his real family anyway. He’d kill anyone for peace. What about someone trying to hurt his family?
“Everything’s fine!” You assure all three boys.
“Then what are you screaming about?!” Gut asks. You think for a second.
“Uh… I was just really excited! I just remembered the Backstreet Boys are coming out with a new album tomorrow! Can’t wait!” You say the first lie you could think of.
“Who‘s the Backstreet Boys?” Chris and Gut almost ask in unison.
Fuck. That was 96’ not 94’.
“Uh… I can’t believe you don’t know the Backstreet Boys!” Gaslight them. Gaslight the fuck outta these little kids.
“There’s a monstor in my cwoset!” Adrian starts again.
“Sorry. We’re playing a game. Speaking of games you should go finish that video game before your mom gets home and tells you it’s past your bedtime. Remember I’m the cool one, not her.”
“Bro, I can’t believe you still have a bedtime.” Chris laughs as you push the two out of the room. You run back over to the closet.
“You don’t think my mom’s cool?” Adrian asks, his body barley fitting into the closet with his sword on his back. You crush him in a hug and start crying immediately.
“Please tell me this is real. Please tell me this isn’t some fucked up dream.” You cry in his arms.
“It’s not a dream. I’m here. I found you.” He smiles, holding you tightly. You kiss him. His 3 year old self screams.
“Why am I screaming?” Adult Adrian asks.
“I just kissed the monster in the closet.” You laugh.
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hellooooooo
can I request a cc!Wilbur were he has a crush on the reader, they work in a library. And when signing the books back in, he leaves note for them.
Have a amazing day <3
I actually love this so much; I just couldn't stop smiling while writing this. I don't know if you meant that he admired from afar, but I took kind of a different route that I haven't seen before :D
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Library Love
pairing: cc!Wilbur x Gn!Reader
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The first time he comes in is like any other day.
You're behind the checkout counter, reading a book you had grabbed earlier. A huge perk of your job at the library meant that you could grab a book whenever. It was awesome! But you're reading, so absorbed that you almost miss the person approaching.
Luckily, you don't miss him. It was kind of hard to, actually. He was tall, had to be reaching over six foot. With brown hair and circular glasses perched on his nose, it was a bit hard not to think of him as at least a little bit attractive.
"Could I check out these books please?" He asked, eyes meeting yours for just a second before flicking away again.
"Of course." You replied. That was kind of your whole job, after all. "Do you have a library card?"
"No."
"They're free if you want one, makes it a lot easier to check out books."
Of course, it only worked if he came back. You'd definitely never seen him before so maybe this was a one-time thing.
After a moment, he nods slowly. "Sure, I'll take one."
Oh, wow. Normally people just gave a polite nod and didn't get one. This stranger wasn't too bad then.
"Great! You just have to fill out this paperwork." Upon seeing a grimace flicker through his face, you make a joke. "Don't be scared, there's no waiver."
To your surprise, your shitty joke makes him laugh. "Thank God. I'm not legally allowed to sign them after Disney World."
"What happened in Disney world?"
With a smile, he doesn't respond. Guess he was funny, too.
When he returns the paperwork, you give it a glance before filling out the details on the computer and printing his card. His books are added onto it, a strange mix of Greek mythology and historic composers.
"Here you go. The books are due back in two weeks. Any damages you can be fined for, and failure to return them will result in a fine."
"Don't worry, I'll be back." He promises, taking both the books and his card.
With that, he strides out of the library. Strange, to get a new face. Even stranger for it to be someone as cute as him.
As you go about the rest of your day, all you can think about is the name you entered on his card.
Wilbur.
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Luckily for you, he kept coming back.
Each time you can't help but watch him as he wanders around the library, abandoning your book. Something about him just drew your eyes to him.
When he would eventually check out more books, you'd make an effort to have a conversation. It's how you got to know that he actually writes music and plays the guitar, how you learned that he's twenty-five. It's also how he learned about you.
Somehow he was effortlessly funny, but always managed to come off as shy. From the way he avoids your eyes, you almost thought him afraid of eye contact. Undeniably, he was charming. You'd be a liar if you said you didn't have a little bit of a crush on him.
Unfortunately for you, he was just a regular. A person with increasingly odd book choices (seriously, Pride and Prejudice and The Art of War?), destined for you to never see outside the confinement of the four walls of the library.
You did enjoy seeing him though. Perhaps too much for someone you didn't even have the number of. Well, that was a lie. He had written it down on the paperwork as required, but that felt too weird.
For now you contented yourself with looking up every time the door opened, hoping it was him. Eagerly awaiting the next time you could converse. Wilbur wasn't just a regular anymore, he was your favorite regular.
So, the second he walks in, it's not hard to notice something off about him. The smile he normally wore was gone, replaced by a nervous look. You hadn't seen him in almost two weeks, meaning he was just barely making the due date for his books.
For a guy who had been showing up three times a week for months, it had gotten you a little worried.
"Hey, Wil." You greet, automatically smiling just at the sight of him. "I was starting to think you were dead."
He shakes his head, mumbling something that you can't quite hear.
"Are you okay?" You ask, now getting worried.
Wilbur nods, setting the two books he holds on the counter.
"Gotta go." He quickly says, turning and rushing out.
You're left staring at the closing door, mouth open. What the hell? That wasn't normal at all. You close your eyes and think about what just occured.
He hadn't looked great, for starters. With messy hair and circles under his eyes, it was clear he lost sleep for some reason. The normally composed man had turned into a mess in two weeks.
Wait, he hadn't checked out any new books!
At least you knew he had to come back when he checked out books, but now there was nothing to force him to come back. You very well could never see him again.
Hopefully you were just jumping ahead and overthinking it though. Maybe he had gotten busy with whatever his job was or writing music. Maybe he was just too tired to uphold a conversation.
You reach forward and grab the first book, a collection of poems. You've never personally read this particular book, but he seemed to enjoy a lot of poetry. After checking it in, you place it on the book cart to shelve later.
His last book was another poetry book, one that you've actually read. It wasn't a long read, but it was quite good. When you pick it up a piece of lined notebook paper slips out from the thin pages.
Barely managing to grab it before it falls to the floor, you set the book back on the desk and unfold the paper. He had never left anything in a book before, but maybe this was important.
Eyes skimming through, trying your best not to invade his privacy, you almost miss the fact it's a letter. And not to anybody, but to you. He had written you a letter and left it in the book.
Now aware that it's meant for your eyes, you reread it. Carefully this time, soaking up each and every word.
I keep reading these poetry books to try and write a poem of my own to impress you into going on a date with me, but it's not working. My apologies if this is weird, but I just can't stop thinking about you. Ever since the moment I walked into the library, you've consumed my every thought to the point where I come back just for you. You're just I think I'm rambling. Sorry. Would you be interested in going on a date with me?
Wilbur
He was asking you on a date. Somehow, the letter, short and scrawled messily with crossed out words, was the most romantic thing you've ever read. From Shakespeare to Austen, nothing came close.
Suddenly his behavior all made sense. The way he rushed out, how he avoided your eyes. He was nervous!
The idea that you'd refuse is so ridiculous that you almost laugh. Searching for your phone, you're about to message him when you freeze.
The idiot didn't include his phone number.
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Just Let Me Adore You Pt. 2
Pairing: Stucky x Reader
Word Count: 2.7k
Warnings: none here, we've just begun
Genre: fluff
Summary: You’ve been dating your boyfriend, Bruce, for 3 absolutely blissful years. He’s a scientist and professor who is as smart as he is kind and if anyone asked, you were sure you’d spend the rest of your life with him. That is until two mysteriously charming men that Bruce swears are dangerous take an interest in you that threatens to turn your entire life upside down. I mean… what exactly are you supposed to do with two gorgeous men telling you something that suggests that basically everything you think you know is a lie? And why does part of you have enough doubt to wonder if they might be telling the truth?
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You place the cup of black coffee on the counter in front of Clint who takes it with a nod.
"I can't believe you drink that stuff like that man." Sam shakes his head in disgust.
"It's coffee. It just needs to wake me up." Clint rolls his eyes.
"It can wake you up and still be good." Sam tells him.
"Guys. Buy something or leave." Peter groans from the checkout counter.
"This the thanks we get for bringing you lunch kid?" Sam kisses his teeth, walking over to lean against the checkout counter by Peter.
"Well first of all I can feed myself. I appreciate it but you don't have to keep stopping by my job like I'm a child." Peter huffs at him. Sam and Clint have been coming every so often for the last few weeks, sometimes with lunch for Peter or to discuss something with him quietly. Clint usually orders a black coffee and Sam will sometimes pick up a book to buy. They hang around for anywhere from twenty minutes to an hour and talk with you and Peter during that time and then they leave.
"We're customers!" Clint protests.
"Y'all don't read, and there are tons of coffee shops." Peter points out.
"Would your boss appreciate you shooing away potential shoppers like this?" Clint jokes.
"Alright quit teasing him. We could change his work hours and nobody else would let you lollygag in the store this way." You chuckle at the three.
"Yeah! Exactly!" Peter says. "Wait you'd change my hours so we don't work together anymore?" He frowns.
"You're his favorite coworker y/n you can't make him work different hours." Sam says.
"Don't say it like that Sam." Peter mutters.
"Ah don't worry Peter, you're my favorite too." You wink at him. The bell over the door rings and you and Peter instinctively greet the incoming customer before you realize it's Bruce.
"Bruce! Hi! What're you doing here?" You smile at him excitedly as he surveys Sam and Clint.
"I know your shift is about over so I thought I'd come pick you up today. Impromptu date if you will." Bruce smiles walking over to you.
"Oh! Well Debbie should be here in the next like 5 or 10 minutes if you wanna look around or just have a seat and wait." You tell him, leaning over your counter to kiss his cheek. Bruce passes his time looking through books until your relief shows up and the two of you leave hand in hand.
"Hey those guys that were talking to the kid, do you know them?" Bruce asks once you're sat in a restaurant eating. It's like a late lunch/early dinner situation.
"Sam and Clint." You say as you eat.
"Sam and Clint?" Bruce's question obviously prompts for more information.
"Yeah, I mean they're Peter's friends-  they come by every so often. Why?"
"They're Peter's friends? The teenager at your job has friends that I'm sure are in their 30s who visit his job?" Bruce's voice is heavy with suspicion.
"I know it sounds weird but they're not like hang out at the skatepark with him type of friends. I think they're like- surrogate brothers almost. They bring him lunch sometimes and tease him like big brothers would do. The kid does not have much in the way of family from what I've learned about him and I think these guys are what he does have." You explain.
"I still think it's strange." Bruce shakes his head.
"I've met them a few times and I mean I'm no seer or anything but my intuition is pretty good and I don't think Peter's in any danger as of now but if that changes I'll be sure to adjust accordingly." You shrug.
"I hope the kid's doin alright, really I do but my concern is with your safety."
"Well my concern is Peter's. He's barely outta high school and lives alone, his parents are dead and those guys seem to be the closest thing to a family that he's got so if they're a danger he has no one and I- don't think I can ignore it." You say. Bruce grabs your hand across the table.
"Y/n, I love how caring you are, you know that but I can't lose you. Be careful with this kid and his friends. Don't get hurt trying to play the hero."
"I'll look after myself Brucey I promise, don't you worry." You say kissing his hand that's still tangled with yours. 
"Look y/n I know that you don't really like to discuss the details of my supernatural research and whatnot but I think we have to talk about something regarding some of the work I've done." Bruce sounds hesitant as he talks.
"Nothing good can come from a conversation that starts like that. Is something the matter Bruce?" You ask.
"Yes? No? I'm not quite sure truthfully y/n. My last stint as a research assistant, before I started my own research team, right around when we met. Do you remember it?"
"Yeah I remember, we talked about it a few times in the early stages of our relationship. It was mostly stuff regarding werewolves, right?"
"Yeah. We were studying werewolves here in New York and- amongst other things, we learned that packs around here operate kind of like gangs. I'll spare you the details but you know, territories, crime syndicates, the whole nine yards."
"Are you- telling me that werewolves here are essentially the mob?" You blink at him incredulously.
"Pretty much yes. Look before I finished that gig I- compiled a database, ya know to keep track of who was running things around here- for safety. Sam and Clint are part of it. And- pretty high up on the ladder too I'm pretty sure."
"Sam and Clint are part of a werewolf mob? Seriously?"
"Yes. I cross-checked while I was waiting for you to get off work and-"
"Oh my gosh what about Peter?" You ask, he's just a kid you can't believe he'd be tangled in this mess.
"Well I don't know when I made that database the kid would've barely started high school but- if those guys are the closest thing to family he's got I'd guess he's involved."
"Oh Peter." You sigh.
"I know you worry about him but that is not our biggest problem right now." Bruce shakes his head.
"Excuse me?"
"Well... let's just say studying the werewolves didn't exactly make them our biggest fans."
"Are you implying that you've made enemies of the werewolf mob?" You ask much calmer than you'd expect to react to this kind of news.
"It's very likely. I mean they made quick work of the higher ups from that team most of them are dead or far from New York. I thought I could just keep a low enough profile that I'd stay off their radar and now-"
"Now you've walked right into the same business as two of them who you think are high up the ladder."
"Exactly." He sighs.
"I don't understand. If you knew there was a chance the wolf mob would come after you why the hell would you stay in New York?!" You ask.
"I didn't plan to! But I met a girl who loved New York, and when I fell in love with her I couldn't ask her to leave." Bruce tells you, sincerity filling his eyes.
"She would've." You mutter.
"What?"
"If you had told me any of this I would have gone anywhere. It wouldn't have mattered because we'd be together and you'd be alive."
"I am alive."
"Yeah, apparently, with a giant target on your back that just got a neon sign lit up above it because you came to see me at work!"
"Hey, none of this is your fault." Bruce says softly.
"I know that. It's yours. You and your supernatural studies. I worried that one day it'd come back to bite you I just didn't think it'd involve the mob!" You huff running a hand down your face.
"Calm down, everything is fine. It was years ago they might not even have recognized me. It's just- I'd rather let you know in case they do. Just- you have to be extra vigilant."
"Me?" Your eyes widen at his words. This is his mess why do you have to be vigilant?
"Yes- if they did realize who I am, they also now know that you're my girlfriend which unfortunately could mean that they implicate you to get to me." Bruce explains slowly like he's expecting you to explode at his words.
"Oh for fucks sake." You drop your head into your hand.
"Y/n I am so sorry. If I had known that this would put you in danger-"
"You couldn't have known three and a half years ago what would happen now. It is what it is and we will figure it out. Like always." You tell him softly. "I just wish you wouldn't have waited until it was emergent to tell me all of this."
"You're right. I should've told you- it's just- a little difficult to gauge when is the right time to tell your girlfriend the supernatural mob might try to kill you one day." He shrugs with a small smile.
"It's fine. We've got this. You and I can surely handle anything." You wink at him and you can see the tension in his shoulders release slightly. Maybe this was the right time to tell you. You think if he told you earlier, like a year ago, maybe you'd have cut your losses and never looked back.
~*~*~
The sound of light tapping causes you to glance out the window of the sandwich shop you're in having lunch with Wanda.
"Aw, hey little guy." Wanda coos at the animal.
"You don't see a lot of non pigeon birds in the city huh. Wonder what kind of bird it is." You muse.
"No clue." She shrugs.
"Oh! I remember what I wanted to tell you earlier." You say.
"Was it about birds?" She frowns.
"No not at all actually. I've been reading this book my coworker recommended to me and I'm pretty sure she's trolling me." 
"What makes you say that?" Wanda laughs.
"Because everyone in it is a complete idiot! They make the worst decisions and spend the first like six chapters just pissing each other off!"
"I feel like that's pretty accurate to real life though." She muses.
"I mean- sometimes yeah but like how is that all that's going on so far? It's fiction let me suspend my disbelief a little bit about the true stupidity of some people."
"You don't have to finish this book you know you can just- stop if you hate it so much."
"I promised Lyla that I'd read the whole thing so we could discuss it after. If I had known what she was signing me up for I wouldn't have but now I have to see it through." You say and take a sip of your drink. Your sandwich is already done but Wanda still has a bit left, kind of distracted by your conversation.
"Okay well, good luck with that." She chuckles with a light headshake.
"Excuse me, miss?" A voice takes your attention from Wanda as you crane your neck to see two men smiling warmly at you. They're tall and clearly well built, one blonde and one brunette.
"Hi, can we help you with something?" You ask and though you try to be polite you can't completely hide the slightly defensive feeling in your tone.
"Sorry to interrupt you ladies it's just that I- we couldn't help but notice how radiant you are and wanted to tell you. You seem to light up the room." The blonde says. His voice is smooth and strong.
"Thank you. I know." You say.
"And she's confident. You must be quite a catch." The brunette chuckles.
"My boyfriend sure thinks so." You retort with a smile. You clear your throat and stand which prompts Wanda to do the same. "Look I appreciate the compliments but we really do have to be going so enjoy the rest of your day gentlemen." You say evenly, linking your arm with Wanda's and turning towards the exit. You hear the pair chuckle as you and Wanda leave.
"Oh my gosh!" Wanda gushes. She looks over her shoulder for a moment before turning back to you with a look. "They were gorgeous!"
"Don't start." You tell her.
"Don't act like you didn't notice those men were basically Greek statues come to life y/n!" Wanda nudges you.
"I noticed. I also noticed they were hitting on me and I noticed that I've been in a relationship for three years. Now maybe that's not obvious to you but those pieces of information do not go together."
"I wonder who they are though, it's not every day two gorgeous men come up to you to tell you how radiant you are." She looks back again although the shop by now is out of sight.
"You mention this to Bruce and I will fight you." You warn her.
"Why does it matter? So some guys complimented you. Is he that insecure?" She frowns.
"No. He's not insecure but you're talking about these guys like they're Hercules and I know you'll mention how hot they are to him. I don't want him asking me what I think about them." You say.
"So you are gonna mention it?"
"Yes. When he asks how my day was I'll throw it in there casually, ya know minimize it so he has no reason to dwell on it." You shrug.
"I should've asked their names."
"Why? They didn't even talk to you." You laugh.
"When men like that start showering you with praise you want to keep them around don't you?"
"Bruce showers me plenty Wanda." You roll your eyes.
"Praise can never be too much." She shrugs.
"You are ridiculous." You shake your head at her.
"I'm correct is what I am." She laughs. You don't bother responding to her as the two of you walk into the mall. You spend a few hours there before eventually going to your respective homes.
"Hey, you're back." Bruce smiles when you find him with his laptop in the living room of your apartment.
"I am indeed." You say kissing his cheek.
"How was your day out with Wanda?" He asks you.
"It was fun, time with Wanda is always fun. We got lunch, we went shopping, some guys called me 'radiant', I didn't buy anything but Wanda got these gorgeous shoes that are honestly perfect for her. Nothing momentous really."
"Somebody called you radiant?"
"Yeah. While we were at lunch some guys came up to tell me they thought I was radiant and lit up a room." You shrug casually. "How was your day baby?"
"What did you say to them?"
"Thank you, my boyfriend would probably agree, and that I had to go. Well that we had to go, since I was with Wanda." You say.
"Who were they?"
"I don't know? They didn't introduce themselves and I didn't ask because I didn't care." 
"Hm, how odd." Bruce mutters.
"That some guys complimented me while I was at lunch?"
"No! No, of course not that. I know that happens all the time it's just- in conjecture with those anonymous gifts we never found the sender for-"
"You think that gifts I got a month ago have any correlation to two random guys at a sandwich shop today?" You frown.
"Not necessarily it's just that- that was odd and there was no conclusion there and now this."
"Okay not to sound dismissive baby but I think you're just a tad bit paranoid."
"Paranoid?"
"Yes paranoid. You've been on edge all week since seeing Sam and Clint. I know you worry but there's no need to dwell on some random guys calling me radiant while I was at lunch." You shrug.
"Yeah, maybe you're right. I just can't shake the feeling that they're up to something."
"The strangers?!"
"No obviously not, Sam and Clint."
"Well, they haven't made any changes to their behaviour since they saw you. They're still as respectful as they were before so I can't say they've given anything away if they are up to something. Not to say they aren't but don't lose sleep over this, it's not like you can predict the future." You say kissing him.
"I don't want you to get hurt because of me." Bruce mutters when you pull away.
"I know." You pat his chest. "What do you want for dinner? I'll make something."
"Oh I already made some chicken and potatoes, it's in the oven now, hope that's okay."
"Yeah that's totally fine." You smile. You know Bruce's concerns are warranted, and you're worried too- after all Bruce thinks you're the more likely target, you just wish he wouldn't get so worked up about things out of his control. Every time you leave he acts like it'll be the last time he sees you and that unnerves you more than the theory that the werewolf mob is watching you. At least that, right now, is nothing more than a guess on your part and not a guarantee.
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LEIA CONGRATS ON 500 🥳🎉🎉💓❤️💘❤️💖🩷💓🩷💞❤️💖
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context: maria and my dm's are insanely chaotic. somehow we were talking about almond milk? and one of the things she sent me went like this: "now i need a fic where rowan's a foreigner learning the common tongue and he asks aelin for some nut milk." that's the prompt hehehehehe
Word count: 1.8k
Warnings: inappropriate jokes, swearing, innuendo, badly concealed horniness
Enjoy!!!
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Romance books were horrible liars, it turned out.
Not a single one of the many, many romances Aelin had read in her lifetime had prepared her to meet the love of her life in a random aisle in a grocery store. No, all the books she read either involved small town meet-cutes, dreamy historical romances, arranged marriages that became love matches, and the occasional toe-curling bodice ripper. Love In Aisle 24B? She was convinced that would never happen.
Yet here she was, hand in hand with a man who was every single one of her dreams brought to life, leading him into her house.
But she was getting ahead of herself. Where to begin....?
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Rice, flour, spinach, carrots, hot cocoa mix, espresso pods, almond milk. That was Aelin's list for her quick stop at the grocery store on her way home from work. She loathed shopping at five PM, knowing that the place would be overrun with harried parents, just-off-the-clock workers, and every single person in the vicinity who'd opened their fridge and realized they needed food for dinner.
Luckily, a parking spot opened up just as Aelin pulled into the parking lot, and she waved gratefully at the mom in the minivan who'd just vacated a spot that wasn't terribly far from the store entrance. She parked, got out, locked the car, and steeled herself for the chaos of dinner-crowd shoppers. It's just a quick trip, she reassured herself as she strode through the parking lot. Fifteen minutes, tops.
Entering the crowded store, she grabbed a basket and headed for the produce section, easily finding the spinach and carrots. Check, check. She wove through the maze of people and carts, muffling more than one curse, and ducked down an aisle to grab a bag of rice. Check. The baking supplies aisle was mercifully much emptier, and she found the brand of flour she liked and placed the familiar paper sack into her basket. Check. Hot cocoa mix was only a few paces away--and no, she didn't care that it was impractical for the late spring. It was always hot cocoa weather at Aelin Galathynius's house.
She braced herself as she stepped into the coffee and tea aisle and found it far too heavily occupied for her liking. Rolling her eyes, she decided to go grab almond milk and loop back to pick up espresso pods on her way to the checkout lines. Those would probably be their own nightmare, but she'd deal with that when the time came.
Aelin dodged shoppers pushing overfull carts and mothers desperately trying to keep a hand on their rambunctious children and made her way to the aisle with the non-dairy milk. Blessedly, it was empty, and she strode over to the almond milk section, found her favorite brand, and placed three cartons in her basket because it was on sale. She paused for a moment at the end of the aisle, sighed, and trudged back towards the coffee.
Just as she was about to turn into the coffee aisle, a hand tapped politely at her shoulder. "Excuse me?"
She turned, finding herself face to face--well, almost, since he was a good six inches taller than her--with a mouthwateringly gorgeous man wearing a shy half-smile. "Yes?"
"I do not mean rude, but you have the..." The man pronounced the words carefully, his voice bearing a distinctly foreign accent. Clearly he was still learning the language of Terrasen. "The...meelk? The milk! Milk of the nut."
Aelin spluttered a cough, stuffing down the lewd comment she immediately wanted to make. "I--um...I'm so sorry, I have the what?"
The man blushed, only making him more endearing. He pointed to the almond milk in her basket. "The nut meelk."
Understanding clicked in her brain. "Oh! The almond milk." She enunciated the words carefully.
"Al-mond meelk," he repeated, smiling in earnest. "Thank you, ma'am." He gave her an eccentric little dip of his head. "Please, show me where to find?"
"Of course!" Smiling back at him, she led him to the non-dairy milk aisle. "Here it is." She showed him the brand she bought. "I like this brand, but there are more options here."
The man picked up a carton of the same brand she bought; it looked comically small in his large hand. "Thank you," he said again, relief coating his accented words.
She grinned. "You're welcome..." She let the pause trail on, hoping he would give her his name.
"Pardon!" he exclaimed, then mumbled a few words in his native tongue. "I am such rude. I am Rowan."
"So rude," Aelin instinctively corrected. "We say so rude." She shook his offered hand. "My name is Aelin."
"Aelin," Rowan repeated, the syllables of her name turning thick and sweet as honey on his accented tongue.
Her blood turned to fire at the sound of his voice.
"Gods," she gasped, glancing at her watch. "I really need to get home, this was just supposed to be a quick trip."
Rowan stepped aside so she had a clear path. "Do not let me stop you," he grinned. "Thank you again, Aelin."
"You're very welcome, Rowan." Flashing him another grin, she headed towards the checkout counters, pausing briefly to grab espresso pods. The checkout lines were unbearably long, so she joined the much shorter line for self-checkout, waited for a few minutes, and went up to the machine when it was her turn. Efficiently, she scanned her items, placed them in her shopping bag, paid, and tore the receipt from the printer.
She was nearly out of the store when a commotion at the self-checkout caught her attention.
"I--I not understand!" Oh gods, that was Rowan's unmistakable accent. "No money?"
"Sir," the store employee all but snapped, "the sign says 'card only.' Can you even read?"
Rowan faltered. "I--"
"Show some decency," Aelin drawled, calmly stepping between Rowan and the irritated teenage employee who looked like he'd rather be anywhere else. "You should be able to tell from the man's accent that he's not from here."
"Well--um--" The teenager floundered. "Look, I'm not--"
"Capable? That much is clear," Aelin scoffed. "I'll help Rowan here finish checking out, and you can run along back to restocking ketchup or whatever the hell else you do." Turning to Rowan, she explained, "This machine only has a card reader. Do you have a credit card?"
Softly, he murmured, "No, not in wallet."
"It's all right," she reassured him. "I'll pay."
"You no need--"
"Don't worry about it." Aelin tapped her credit card on the card reader, took the receipt, and handed it to Rowan. "There. Quick and easy."
He picked up his almond milk--the only thing he'd had to buy--and followed her out of the store. As soon as they stepped into the parking lot, he swiped her bag of groceries from her, laughing at her shocked protest. "Let me, let me," he said. "As thank you."
"Such a gentleman," she teased. "All right then, you can carry my groceries to my car." He walked beside her through the parking lot, waited for her to unlock her car, and then carefully deposited her groceries on the back seat. "Thanks, Rowan," she smiled, truly meaning it. A thought flashed through her head. "I'm sorry if this is rude, but...do you have a car? Or how else are you getting home?"
He shook his head. "My..." He spoke a word in his language. "Not know how to say. Like brother, but...of father's brother?"
"Your cousin?"
"Aye, my cousin. He has the car. I took bus from apartment to store."
"Can I drive you home?" she asked.
Color splashed across his cheeks. "No need, please, I will take--"
"The bus is never on time during evening rush hour, and you'll get stuck in traffic when it does show up," she snorted. "I promise I'm a safe driver, Rowan, and before you pull your stupid chivalrous act, no, it's not too much trouble." She leaned against her car. "I live here. I can drive you home without getting stuck in terrible amounts of traffic."
He folded. "Okay. I will drive with you."
His oddly formal language made her smile. "You're rather cute with your blush and your accent, y'know, Rowan," she teased.
"Cute?" Impossibly, Rowan blushed harder. "If I am cute, Aelin, then you are perfect beauty."
That fire in her blood burned brighter. "I'll show you beauty," she murmured, more to herself than to him.
Buckling his seatbelt with ease, he leaned over and whispered in his language into her ear. Though she couldn't understand him, she knew the thickness of his voice had nothing to do with the words he was saying. "Was that a promise, Rowan?"
His emerald eyes deepened to smoky pine. "Yes." As she started the car and reversed out of her parking spot, his hand drifted casually--naturally--to her thigh, its weight warm, welcome, and teasing.
She was in such deep shit.
~
Instead of asking Rowan for his address, Aelin asked if he was okay coming to her house, and when he breathed another Yes into her ear, this time pairing it with the faintest brush of a kiss on the side of her neck, she shivered and headed home as fast as she legally could. She parked, got out, grabbed her groceries before he could insist on carrying them into the house, and took the bag inside, placing it on the counter.
Rowan hadn't followed.
So she went back out to the car, walking around to the passenger side. "Rowan? Is everything okay?"
He nodded. "So okay," he promised. "I...I needed a breath."
The corners of her lips quirked up. "Can I show you my house?" Feeling bold, she linked her fingers with his. "The kitchen, the living room..." A pause. "My bedroom."
That got him out of the car and on his feet, a smirk tinged with desire curling his lips. "Please do."
She led him up the front steps and into her house, kicking off her shoes in the entryway. "The kitchen is right here, if you wanted to know." She gestured to her left. "You can put your almond milk on the counter." And put your rowillymilk in me, she added under her breath.
He left the carton on the counter, slid his arm around her waist, and leaned down to kiss her. Aelin rose onto her tiptoes to meet his lips, the kiss starting soft and quickly turning deeper, passionate, filled with the inexplicable desire that crackled between them. Effortlessly, Rowan lifted her into his arms, not breaking the kiss as he took a couple of steps and stopped, remembering he didn't know where anything was. He pulled away, breathless.
"Aelin--"
"Upstairs," she panted, her chest heaving. "Come here."
And she led him up the stairs and into her room and kicked the door shut behind them.
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@superspiritfestival
@thegreyj
@wordsafterhours
@elentiyawhitethorn
@morganofthewildfire
@backtobl4ck
@rowanaelinn
@house-of-galathynius
@tomtenadia
@julemmaes
@swankii-art-teacher
@charlizeed
@booknerdproblems
@chronicchthonic14
@earthtolinds
@goddess-aelin
@sweet-but-stormy
@clea-nightingale
@autumnbabylon
@darling-im-the-queen-of-hell
@llyncooljones
@silentquartz
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