#or a polite f u

[mcdannowave]

When your husband’s ex goes to your house and you need to be polite, even though you know everything she (and her family) made him go through.

#h50 10x08 #polite smile #awkward #steve mcgarrett #reaction gif #hawaii five 0 #alex o'loughlin #(where's Mr. Pickles when they need him? xD) #(this was initially just a gif of how down & tired Alex looked. but let's make it fun ^^) #Steve already had his share of exes/one-night-stands lying/cheating/trying to unalive him..and worst..they come back again...and again... #he knows the drill..so when someone lies abt u not having a kid.right there whenever u talked for 4yrs+....it sticks to you #oh..and letting ur mother in law threat u like garbage for not having money? yeah...that bich plates is full #same goes to the other...sneaking when Steve moved on..giving false hope..and preying when he's vulnerable again #I'm so so sry the writers and Executive producer F- up so bad with you two my beloveds #too bad retribution came too late #mine #me pergunto oq aquele pedaço de meda ta fazendo hoje em dia.mas nao quero me estressar mais ainda.entao nem olho #ele so serve pra fotos e videos inéditos do Alex e Scott..então se não tiver fazendo isso.pode voltar pro lixo

[noecoded]

Ok.ill draw stardewvalley in my free time now ^_^ i want to draw haley and sebastian if they were normal and friendly they cld have an awful styleswap momen yt… maybe i can update the.asmo &beel & satanmod😭

#sebastian in short jean short and sunglasses and tamk top haley cute emo girl outfit.. #do u think i couldput yuri in too . if i was determined enough #i decided yes……….. #guys...icld put orangwhite yuri in pelican town. they cld live on the river and thewhite one cld be a scientist and the orng one cld be a f #sherwoman or something....very polite and normal with relationship problems so theyrealways passive aggressive abt each other when utalk to #them

[kaus-quietis]

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#bsd fyodor #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd fyodor dostoyevsky #bsd fyodor dostoevsky #bungou stray dogs fyodor #bsd fanart #traditional fanart #fanart #unsolved and endless #I don't care anymore I'll start having fun on my b l o g and really that is a pathetically simple c y pher right there for y ou it's not muc #and it references a song of course - one that fits perfectly for this fanart <3 #Fedya b!ting his fingert!ps I need this back in the manga - he really only did it till ch42 if I am not mistaken #while the anime skips this detail of his behaviour entirely so no b!ting action for anime-onlys </3 you don't know what you're missing #however despite not being drawn b!ting his fingert!ps like in ch42 so far - his f!ngertips and na!ls are still damag e d in the pr!son arc #!mportant detail for later I B E T mmm #G o dILoveHim ANYWAY here is the second black!haired Fedya that I p o s t on my blog you're welcome #looking at this I understand those who write y a ndere scenarios for him but I assure u dis a completely normal face for a sapio s e x u a l #I do not agree with the y andere takes at all because in canon (manga) he is very polite extremely gentle and overall soft & discreet #that is his aura and I wish more fans would respect that - he remains s!nister and fr!ghtening of course but that's because.. #oh but I will talk about that in my essay at lengt h #anyway Fedya b!ting his r!ngfinger my beloved <3 it's always this r!ngfinger bloodtra!l symbol!sm in 99% of my fanart of him... #I know exactly what it means... but shh interpret to your heart's des!re <3 #anyway did you miss me? why are you still on this hells!te? ah yes because it's still better than others that don't even have a tag system #imagine sharing this on tw*tter and not being able to write tag-novels as the OP or as the reblogger? I don't want that

[thedeadthree]

VALAERRA targaryen (hotd/asoiaf) / CALLA stark (hotd)

IOVANNA dayne (hotd) / VALAENYA targaryen (asoiaf)

VIKTORIYA vays (cp2077) / AŚDÍS alfvinsdóttir (gow)

the dears @leviiackrman, @dihardys, @yennas, @jendoe, @denerims, @jackiesarch, and @marivenah to make some of the girls with this picrew! ty so much! <3

TAGGING: @feystepped, @griffin-wood, @risingsh0t, @kingsroad, @queennymeria, @arklay, @chuckhansen, @leondaltons, @pearlcscent, @malefiicarum, @florbelles, @aartyom, @adelaidedrubman, @swordcoasts, @stormveils, @shadowglens, @belorage, @unholymilf, @shellibisshe, @roofgeese, @confidentandgood, @aceghosts and you!

#only if you want to! 🥀🍄 #oc: valaerra targaryen #oc: calla targaryen #oc: iovanna dayne #oc: valaenya targaryen #oc: viktoriya vays #oc: aśdís alfvinsdóttir #this picrew was so cute! alas as many have said the skin tone options are…… yikes though ✨🤧 #in celebration of the girl winning my spotify wrapped as all five songs are from her playlist i bring the ice queen herself ✨😌🤍❄️ #and there’s aśdís as wellllll <3 the monarch of the light elves in all her glory 🤍🤍 #im thinking bc of his close relationship with alfheim that she’ll end up with f*reyr? #maybe it started as a political alliance uniting asgard/the gods and the elves? became more than that or something? #vika likely miffed she has blood on her face but relieved none of it got on her outfit ✨😌 a fashion icon and corpo ice queen w/ priorities! #calla with a butterfly in winterfell ✨🥹 her dragon is never not too far behind so her pleasantness can’t be mistaken for weakness hehe <3 #enya and vizzy said these hands are rated E for everyone akjzjzjx and i support them in that u know? they’ve never done wrong! not once! ✨😤 #likely enya in the fic aksjjxjx iconic of her <3 #loved that i did get to put stars around iovanna and in her eyes 🔮🥺 #calla and vizzy got matching tattoos for vizzys 21st birthday ✨🤧 they tried to rope baelor into it but he was ‘busy’ sure baelor soxjxjjx #leg.ocs #leg.tagged #t: picrews #iovanna and her little family and her descendant ✨🥹🔮🕯 #(minus baelor alas ✨😖)

[ladiemars]

Is there a consummation scene with F in B3 or is that not an option?

#idk which of us are in there in this situation. #bc u worded it so politely. and i’m frothing over her. #asks #f hauville #farah hauville #felix hauville

[takeyourhands]

i feel like there's this weird energy within the self ship community that says you have to do it in "the right way" and any deviation from whats considered correct is looked down upon. but i dont think there really is exactly a wrong way to self ship, and that you should just do whatever makes YOU feel happy and comfortable. the only stuff i'd ever say is wrong to do as a self shipper is things that harm people-- like any of the freaky pro shipper bs like incest and pedophilia, or attempting to harass others within the community. but anything else? frickin go for it, dude. do what you want live your life namaste ect.

#just be sure to tag things that are generally triggering if u publically post about it ESPECIALLY if u use the main tags #like man idc if u post like. not sfw or super edgy stuff as long as u tag it #its just the polite thing to do #shush tara #self ship #self shipping #self ship community #self shipping community #f/o #f/o community

[silvcrignis]

Hunt A Killer || Verse Bio || Dead By Daylight

“Keira. I’m not pleased. In the slightest,” the tall blonde man suddenly in the doorframe of her office growled.

Green eyes darted up from her pile of paperwork & moving fountain pen as Keira looked back up at Lucifer, head tilted as she thought about what would have Satan seething this way. Both herself & Lucifer had moments where they got very, very angry over the most inconsequential reasons at times but she didn’t think this was exactly that. It doesn’t take her long, both she & Lucifer thought very similarly & her eyes widened as she clicked her tongue.

“You figured out the roster issue? I swear the names that aren’t crossed out on that thing have doubled.”

“Indeed. I have.”

Her next sentence was prefixed by a little cross between a groan & a growl as one hand rose to rub her temple as the other gestured him all the way inside of her lavish working space.

“I know that tone, Brimstone… How bad is it?” she sighed, internally bracing herself as he sat across from her.

Lucifer’s response was a brandished folder which was immediately taken & Keira began sorting through the multitude of photographs (really the Anomalies Department had outdone themselves on this, they needed to arrange some sort of recognition event for that team) & when she had finished she was just as irked as her colleague, her eyes now a flickering orange.

“You cannot be fucking- Something is stealing them?! Why? I don’t even fucking care about how I want to fucking know w h y Morningstar?!”

…Morningstar? She only called him that when she was deadly serious. Good. He needed them to be on the same page, he had chosen her for a reason, but sometimes she didn’t take things as seriously as she should because she knew it would annoy him. Her cooperation was one H E L L of a relief. He could feel the tension melting slightly from his shoulders as he pulled a single folded up paper from his suit pocket, holding it between his index & middle finger as Keira rose an eyebrow at him.

“… Do you want to handle this? I know you’re much better at brokering compromises than I.” he snickered, stretching his occupied fingers towards her.

(He had a point there. She was slightly more flexible though that didn’t mean she was any less ruthless in the end. Lucifer made demands, Keira swathed hers in the guise of a suggestion but they both always got whatever they wanted out of them.)

“Oh. You indulge me far too much sometimes, Your Majesty…”

“We are in Hell, Your Grace,” he reminded her as she took the offering while snickering at his veiled pun.

Lucifer’s naturally hissing voice was coloured with a tone of befuddlement over the phone

“… 500 years? How the fuck did you manage to do that? I figured that slithering sky penis would at least want you for a millennium.”

“Everyone wants me longer but that’s really up to my whims,” she purred back, grinning slightly at Lucifer’s responding snort.

“Anyway, I do have the rest of terms if you are interested. I feel like this is the start of a fantastic working relationship. Honestly a war wouldn’t be worth it. You’ve seen the roster you know our armies would just….”

“Yes, they would. It would be pitiful. But we’d be amused. However the terms would be useful considering the contract delivered to my desk was already sealed.”

“They are indeed going to stop just randomly picking from our roster. In exchange, we’ll make one for them. I actually don’t really mind their little project here besides the pilfering, it looks like something we would do if we had the time, honestly.”

“…Good… Anything else?”

“Pan’s here with me, he decided to tag along. Though there’s no extra stipulations with him, he just wanted to I’m just being transparent.”

“My condolences.”

“Appreciate you for that, I’ll need them. Now on to the best part. It took a little wheedling & eventually I offered the 500 years of servitude before it budged but…”

Lucifer could tell by her tone in her trailing off there was a reason she was saving this part for last & honestly he could indulge her need for begging this time, what she said would be more than worth it.

“Miss Black, if get any closer to the edge of my throne I’ll fall off.”

“Ooh, you’re on the throne right now? Am I on speaker?”

“Of course I am, this is important.”

“Well, in exchange for my good faith offer, if it does get bored of any of its squirmy little toys taken before todays signing… We get them. Not just the ones taken from our roster but their pissy terrified little lab rats too!”

For a moment Lucifer was silent even as the whispers among their gathered subordinates started, a slow, unhinged smile spreading on his face.

“… If I were standing next to you right now, I would kiss you.”

“Hold that thought for five centuries, keeps the euphoria alive. Though. The downside is you will be a solo act for a while again. Think you can handle reclaiming the mantel while I’m gone?”

“I’ll make it. Have fun. Also I know you must be elated sharing a field with Myers but…”

“Yeah. Fucking Ghostface… At least I might get a chance at dropping his goofy ass. Still can’t believe Regina thought I wanted a box set of his shit antics… The first Scream was okay, why the fuck didn’t they stop after that one?”

“To torment & punish you. Specifically. If you need anything…”

“I’ll use the Betelgeuse method, got it. Bye, Lucifer.”

He had already said his own farewell so he was hardly offended when she hung up. As soon as she did she cackled.

“Fucking sucker. I only have to stay in the realm during the trials… I just hate contract duty,” The Hellion snorted, folding her arms behind her head & sauntering off to her own cute little realm lovingly named “The Terror Dome”. Hmmm. She hoped these human fuckbags knew Greek mythology. The Labyrinth would be a GREAT first time theme.

@manufactoredxbyxdesign & @dcmur3 are real ones for liking that post so they get tagged in the l o r e

Also ye das right Albert keep being a bad lad & ur goin to Heck ur ass was on that roster too babyyy 👺

#x: Drabble #x: Verse Bio #x: Another Page (Verse Bio) #v: Hunt A Killer (Dead By Daylight) #c: Keira #c: Peter #c: Lucifer #The s h a d e #The bitchiness #The f u c k I n g sky penis moniker #(Also Regina is a blue skinned NPC demon she the head of Hell’s insurance department) #(I dead ass mean it when I say Hell is political as fuck grjtjo) #(Keira & Lucifer are just two grimy politicians with spooky magic powers I stg) #(Scam artists the pair of them)

[theninjamouse]

I think his singular braincell has left for the night

#mood my dear boy #the ninja's pets #god i wish that were me #instead im fighting to craft yet another polite f u letter to this client #'make it casual' she said #and now she's finger wagging at me for daring to be casual #i swear to go im done with this lady

[waitingforminjae]

this is my favorite scene in the entire show actually they rlly had pharm trying to charlie day conspiracy theory board his way thru dean’s entire inner circle bc they don’t explain anything to him and he’s too polite to ask

#imagine just trying to be polite and give ur neighbor food bc u ran into each other in the hall the other day #and u find out that he's the peer mentor of ur boyfriend's little brother and you meet for the first time right there in ur neighbor's home #and he's dating ur bf's childhood best friend who owns the restaurant u went to for ur first date #two other ppl are there. no one explains any of this to you for at least 30 minutes until ur bf shows up. #f: uwma #uwma the series #until we meet again #the only thing i would want out of a sequel is pharm paying everyone back for all the teasing they lovingly put him thru asdfjklds;fghjkl #videos

[dykekakashi]

i feel so awkward when people talk about anakin as if he had some sort of ideological predisposition to f*scism that was visible since AotC for his comments about wanting a strong leader, as if authoritarianism is exclusive to right-wing governments or none of you have ever met tankies who think u just need one strong leader to call the shots on the revolution or whatever the fuck like. i won't deny vader's actions obvs support and expand the power of a f*scist empire later on, but like, it's ignorant to say it was ideological as opposed to being a way of pursuing his own misguided interests, which i do actually feel is a relevant distinction

#oh no i'm doing anakin rants again #relevant not because it makes him more or less likable or more or less deserving of redemption i actually do not care about that #it's not all about who is good and evil #but i do think that understanding character motivations easily translates to how u think about other people's ways of making #decisions that relate to politics #and it does worry me there are people who literally don't know the distinction between f*scism and authoritarianism

[woahajimes]

how was your history test

mine was. well i guess it could’ve been worse

LOL! (<- me too ..)

#no so listen. we are given 3 extracts from like random texts. and one political cartoon. (source I was the cartoon. source J was a letter f #rom the time/event. source K and L are like. much later written sources about the event #our event was the treaty of versailles so all the texts and cartoon were abt that right. in the actual ib exam (not this may but the next) #we would have 1h to answer 4 questions #1a: what does source J say about german [bdfkjhfkfhg]. (3 marks) #1b. what does source I say about {sdkfjhdfkds} (2 marks) #so u gotta make 3 points for 1a and 2 for 1b. easy pz. QUESTION 2. #''Considering the Origin. Purpose. and content. determine the values and limitations for a historian studying the treaty of versailles.' #(4 marks). but he wants one paragraph for values and 1 for limitations so 2 paragraphs #btw ques 2 is in relation to source J. #anyways Q3! Make a compare and contrast paragraph about Sources K and L #so another 2 paragraphs <3! woth 6 marks so basically 3 points each paragraphhhh #Q4!!! MAKE A MINI-ESSAY DEPICTING... #idk what the actual q was because we didnt do that lol bc it was a practice paper but still worth for marks yk #ANYWAYS we were given the extracts the weekend b4 so we could technically write the whole thing at home but then that wouldnt help at all #with the actual IB exam next may #so i just did background info and made starter sentences right #i wasnt even panicked like i admitted defeat ngl #hashtag over it. #OH BTW ON THE ACTUAL MAY EXAM. YOURE NOT GIVEN THE EXTRCTS BEFOREHAND so u go in with pen and paper and u rlly rawdog it #THIS IS PAPER 1 BTW. there's 3.... #previous years got only 1 and 2 bc of covid but today we gotta do every single paper im so mad #theres three papers for each subject. i have 6 papers. #subjects**

[kanene-yaaay-o-retorno]

Simply not in the mood for today

#*muffled scream* #Plsss just tell us the results already the stress is bad for the baby #Which means me #I am the baby #IF I HAVE TO HEAR O N E MORE DISPUT OR MINDLESS COMMENT ABOUT THE CANDIDATES I AM GOING TO THROW HANDS #Yesterday went to buy some barbecue and two guys were about to fight because that two candidates and I was just: #'Maam pls just gimme me my food before they start throwing hands-' #If you know which candidates I am talking about you know #Anyway elections are SO FUN :DDD Me and a BUNCH OF PEOPLE deciding the country's fate hahahaha so cool anyway stop the bus I wanna gET OUT- #Where are the memes they are the only thing keeping me sane rn- #ALSO BRO THEY BROKE A URNA IN LONDON LIKE ??!??!?!GAUGAYAGJAFAMA??!?!?!?!?! HELP #Every single one of them are bad and people are literally fighting over them I am- #* m u f f l e d s c r e a m* #Anyway I am going to watch a fun video that is it #Kanene being Kanene #def deleting this later #Random #Probably should tag for politics uh #Politics #Brazil

[gurrillero-aa]

I came to work to find out that the job I requested and NEEDED for health reasons, and they assured me it was in the works, will be given to someone else next monday for the sole reason that he is a white cis MAN.

#I am so angry I can't even fully experience the depth of my anger I am almost in shock about it #I AM FBDLBFKDDBJSBDX 👹👹👹👹👹 #the GM said TO MY FACE she would give me this position ASP #but ofc once it was in the hands of the fucking CEO he rather have his bestie in the position #IM SORRY IM NEED TO VENT I AM SO FUCKING MAD #I would quit right now if i didn't need the job #but i am 100% getting out of here thid year i don't care i'm tired #this is the last time they do this to me #tbd. #I WOULD USE STRONGER WORDS BC THEY ARE IN MY HEART BUT IM TRYING TO BE POLITE WITH YALL #👹👹👹👹 #Never give to a job even 1% more than its absolutely necessary bc they will f u up anyway #they don't deserve more effort from you than what they pay u for hear my wise words #the amount of oppotunities given to white cis men is astounding rlly #negativity/

[oldtestleper]

ok we are done w this now right we are done kidding ourselves and playing nice and putting up with bullshit. are we getting out cocktails yet or what. fixing up some little envelopes. when is the leftist coup.

#those fuckers angry about nothing storming the F U C K I N G CAPITOL and there’s all this fucking hoopla about an attack on our democracy. #and here is an attack on our actual dactual star fucking spangled american bodies from inside the supreme court #&the left cld not work up so much as a collective mouthful of spit about it much less hock it at anyone #what do you even do with a loogey do you think. do u spit it at someone or just hold it politely in your mouth. #haha ​fuck you make domestic terrorism leftist again #.txt

[missegyptiana]

pro lifers. go away. and unfollow me plz

#pro choice #politics #abortion #if u think u can decide what to do with a woman’s body go f*ck urself #isabella speaks

[isamoa]

“ WHAT GETS THEM HARD! ”

jjk men x f!reader ࿐ MDNI.

ᰔ、summary. jjk scenarios on how their dicks get hard ofc

ᰔ、tags. (ft. gojo, geto, toji, choso), nsfw, female anatomy, cunnilingus, exhibitionism, sexting, masturbation, etc.

ᰔ、a/n. these are just my silly depictions. if u dont agree idgaf lol

SATORU GOJO has the dirtiest mind and the highest sex drive. his pants definitely start feeling a little tighter at the sight of you eating a popsicle or something. specifically in public. he would have no shame in it either—casually forming a smirk on his face and dropping a snarky innuendo about the way you’re eating. “can you suck me off like that when we get home?” he’d mumble from across the table, his eyes peeking out from the top of his glasses, a smirk plastered on his lips; wet from the constant licking of his tongue. your eyes widen, a small ‘pop’ sounding from your mouth when you took the frozen sweet out to gasp at the man in front of you. “gojo! are you serious?” you’d yell in a whisper, looking around to see if anyone had heard him. “you’re right,” he’d sigh, standing up from his chair to reveal the very prominent and very obvious bulge in his pants. “we should just do it now.”

SUGURU GETO on the other hand is a polite man. like satoru, he’s a real freak in the sheets—but not as shamelessly. the littlest things can get him hard for sure, but unintentionally seeing your undergarments would really get him going. like an accidental peek at your panties from under your skirt, or a shirt thats a little too see-through showing off the print on your bra. he wouldn’t say anything of course, not right away. you would just be minding your own business one minute and then he’s dragging you towards the bedroom the next. “sugu- what are you-?” you would ask in a confusing tone, craning your head to look at the said man who was now behind you��pushing your stomach up against the countertop; a single hand brought up to grope your breast while the other laid flat against your hip. “your bra is showing.” he’d let you know blankly; an attempt to distract you while his hand slid it’s way into your pants. you would look down in response to his comment, noticing that your bra was in-fact showing like he said. unfortunately for him, you also already noticed the hardon pressed against your back.

TOJI FUSHIGURO gets hard from eating pussy. simple as that. he will get embarrassingly sloppy—juices coating his face and dripping down his chin, loving every second of it while his cock slowly grows harder. emphasis on grows. and if you think for a second that he does it for your pleasure, think again. this man will eat you out purely for his enjoyment only. his eyes are closed and his hands are squeezing at your thighs—legs thrashing uncontrollably from the uncomfortable pressure in his pants that’s about to come undone. “toji- let me help you.” you’d beg with a whimper, dragging your hand from the top of his head down to his cheek when you noticed the constant shuffling of his legs and the crease in his eyebrow. he’d laugh darkly, the breathy snicker creating a hum between your core that made a whine escape from your lips. “im fine mama,” he’ll say cockily, pulling a hand away from your leg to undo his zipper. “ill cum soon, you don’t gotta do ‘nun.”

CHOSO is a needy guy. his face will turn red at a simple flirty text—but send him a slutty pic and he might just cream his pants. fully naked or dressed in lingerie, his favorite or not, he will definitely feel some pressure down below. he might ignore you for a while, uncertain on how he should reply; if he’s even able to. “fuck- couldn’t wait till i got home, could you?” he’d whine quietly, trying his best to keep his voice down from the bathroom of his office job; one hand holding the phone up to his ear while the other rushed to unbuckle his belt. “sorry cho,” you’d apologize from the other line, voice rather faint as you posed for another picture to send him. “when are you coming?” you ask doubtfully just as his phone vibrates with another notification from your contact. “now- im comin’ now baby.” he replies with a huff, phone almost slipping from his ear. “really!?” you try to clarify—much more excited than the first time. “no, i mean im cumming. right now.”

#my goofy ahh side coming out with the choso one #THIS TOOK FOREVER #toji x reader #toji smut #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo x reader #gojo smut #geto x reader #geto smut #choso x reader #choso smut #jjk scenarios #jjk x reader #jjk men x reader #jjk smut #isamoa #jujutsu kaisen smut